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  1. Re:If the military sucks, don't joint 'em. on How Do Militaries Treat Their Nerds? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Exactly my experience, too. When I was growing up, a career in the military sounded like hell on Earth. These days, having worked directly with them as a civvie, I have a LOT of respect for those who decide to go into the forces.

  2. Re:If the military sucks, don't joint 'em. on How Do Militaries Treat Their Nerds? · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it moves - salute it.
    If it's standing still - polish it.

  3. Re:Miles? on "Spin Battery" Effect Discovered · · Score: 1

    So you bought a Yugo too, eh?

    Nope, a DAF.

  4. Re:Miles? on "Spin Battery" Effect Discovered · · Score: 1

    All you'd have to do to make personal electric transport a realistic proposition, is set up a national network of filling stations where you could recharge those hair-thin devices.

  5. Re:Bite The Wax Tadpole on Chinese Subvert Censorship With a Popular Pun · · Score: 1

    I guess the mods aren't familiar with Snopes, then.

  6. Re:Full Windows on ARM on OLPC Set To Dump x86 For Arm Chips In XO 2 · · Score: 1

    Most x86 programs are so unoptimized, that if you actually looked at the code, it'd make your eyes bleed.

    [ Citation needed ]

    (figuratively, of course)

    Damn, I was quite looking forward to experiencing this.

  7. Re:Full Windows on ARM on OLPC Set To Dump x86 For Arm Chips In XO 2 · · Score: 1

    Won't HAL take care of this?

    I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.

  8. Re:Probably trolling for Intel and MS funding on OLPC Set To Dump x86 For Arm Chips In XO 2 · · Score: 1

    and the handcrank give more page loads per crank.

    Sorry, but I couldn't help thinking about "one-handed surfing", there.

    Crank, crank, crank, crank, crank...

    Click, click, click, scroll-doooooown, click, click,....DAMMIT !

    Crank, crank, crank, ..............

  9. Re:What does this mean for their WinXP models? on OLPC Set To Dump x86 For Arm Chips In XO 2 · · Score: 1

    Windows has the best web browser (Firefox), a very good office suite (Open Office) with an excellent word processor and spreadsheet, and many powerful media applications (Gimp for photo editing, Avidemux for video editing, Audacity for audio editing). And much more. And all the OSS stuff is free.

  10. Re:Now with Shoulder & Elbow Joint Technology! on OLPC Set To Dump x86 For Arm Chips In XO 2 · · Score: 1

    Especially with plays like StrongARM.

    Here I go with da e-mail. Every week I hope it's from a female. Aaaaah, man. Not from a female.

  11. Re:Free and Open Source? on Is Free Really the Future of Gaming? · · Score: 1

    Sound effects appear fairly trivial until you actually try to make realistic ones. Then it becomes very evident that sampled sounds become repetitive and obviously artificial unless you actively bring them alive with variations.

    Also, making a sound scale smoothly at different sample replay rates is exceptionally difficult. Every natural sound has 'formant' profiles, which are similar to a graphic equializer (simplistic explanation). When a sample is played at a different rate from its base sample frequency, the formant is shifted too, whereas the formant in real life would remain static (this is why the Chipmunk Effect happens on speech).

    A good sound effects artist (and I've worked with some of the best in the games world) knows how to minimize formant shifting effects by suppressing or enhancing different aspects of the audio spectrum (and other subtle tricks) so that it'll survive replay rate changes better than the original sampled sound.

    Getting something like a car engine sound which can go from idle to redline and still sound meaty is no mean feat; It takes hours of painstaking work. I just wonder why someone who had the skill and talent to pull off that feat maybe 50 times for one driving game would do it for no financial reward.

    Help me out here, guys. I just don't get it.

  12. Re:Now this... on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 1

    I would argue that the way most home users operate PC's these days, they don't really require to be bothered about actual computer viruses. It you tie down your XP machine as Aaron Margosis describes, then traditional viruses are pretty much rendered impotent, through both their inability to deliver their intended payload and by being unable to reproduce and proliferate.

    I can only speak from personal experience and anecdotal evidence, but everyone I've turned on to using LUA's on Windows has reported the same malware-free operation since switching. Highly recommended and free as in beer !

    Of course, if you're operating a gateway as opposed to being a home end-user, then an industrial-strength scanner is still very necessary to scrub incoming traffic. No argument there.

  13. Bite The Wax Tadpole on Chinese Subvert Censorship With a Popular Pun · · Score: 3, Funny

    To allow the mouth to be able to rejoice !

  14. Re:Breaking the law on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's more like eating a nectarine and marvelling at how juicy and delicious it is, then realising that it's not a nectarine you're eating but a human head !

  15. Re:Now this... on BBC Hijacks 22,000 PCs In Botnet Demonstration · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I hope you took time to explain to them that Windows Defender is not a firewall. If you want a firewall then Windows....erm, Firewall might be more appropriate, funnily enough.

    I've been running Windows XP malware-free for over 2 years thanks to Windows Firewall, Windows Defender and LUA accounts. Do your friends a favour and set them up properly. Free them from third-party AV hell.

  16. Skelingtons on Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China · · Score: 1

    Someone should e-mail in to Steve Wright In The Afternoon to tell him about this 'factoid'. See if he'll call them "Skelingtons".

  17. Re:I'M CHINESE on Latest World of Warcraft Expansion Blocked In China · · Score: 1

    Mod +5 Funny.

    Man, I just had a vision of driving along and seeing these phrases pop up one after the other to advertize Burma Shave. Shaking with mirth and getting some weird glances. Good work !

  18. Re:Fast download on PCLinuxOS 2009 Goes Gold · · Score: 2, Funny

    Knowing what I do about those, I'm going to give PCLOS a shot.

    Great, cos what the world needs is one more PCLOSer.

  19. Re:Bull on Apps That Rely On Ext3's Commit Interval May Lose Data In Ext4 · · Score: 1

    And I'm running ReiserFS 3 for a while longer. I live in an area with crappy power and
    I've had many power failures on machines with and without UPSs, and I've never lost any
    data.

    You're lucky, then. In my area (Oakland, CA), Reiser just seems to kill things stone dead.

  20. Re:Great News for UK... on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    I prefer tatu.ru.

  21. Re:So let me get this straight on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    Can we still legally borrow CDs?

    Yes, but it's an offence for anyone to lend you theirs.

  22. Screw Pandora ! on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    We Brits have got Spotifyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy !!!

  23. Re:./ is failing on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1, Funny

    That's nothing - I read it as PPL, which sounds quite similar to the abbreviation for Phase-Locked Loop. Oh, how we laughed !

  24. Just Say "No !" (or "Cancel" at least) on YouTube To Block Music Videos In the UK · · Score: 1

    1. Clear out your cookies
    2. Go to YouTube
    3. It says "You haven't set your country. You appear to come from the UK. 'OK' or 'Cancel' ?"
    4. Click 'Cancel'
    5. ???
    6. Profit !

    Kids can do that no probs without having to mess with proxies or anything.

    (And yes, the 'blocking' is as brain-dead as that.)

  25. Re:Final goal? on Europe's Biggest Amateur Rocket Completes Test-Firing · · Score: 1

    A cannon ! Aye, that wid give ye thrust !