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  1. Re:I just hope they don't block co.ck on Google Blocks co.cc From Search Results · · Score: 1

    Total violation of the Code of Conduct for Bros...

  2. Re:The Art of Deception on Phishers Hone Skills, Craft More Impressive Attacks · · Score: 3, Funny

    It takes a thief...

  3. Re:Deficit solution on The White House Listed On Real Estate Website · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then you haven't been paying very close attention...

  4. Re:Interesting... on USAF Scramjet Hits Mach 6, Sets Record · · Score: 1

    That's WARP 10, and the worst ST episode of any series EVER.

  5. Re:they're angels on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    ...sure you are, sweetie.

  6. Could this be related... on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    ...to the "strobe-light" effect I sometimes see late at night when I'm trying to fall asleep? Close my eyes, and I see fluctuating "flashes" behind my eyelids for a few seconds that don't seem to be coming from any lights in the environment. Maybe some sporadic electromagnetic or other RF interference?

  7. Re:they're angels on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    Because the devils have horns.

  8. Re:What the article fails to address on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    It's ok. He's probably an hallucination, too...

  9. Re:Doesn't explain... on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I was growing up on my grandpa's dairy farm, he used to tell us kids not to pee on the electric fence. When HE was pressed for further citation, his response was, indeed, "Ball lightning."

  10. Re:Doesn't explain... on Ball Lightning Caused By Magnetic Hallucinations · · Score: 1

    No, you're right. In those cases, it probably really IS ball lightning. But some reported cases of ball lightning might actually be hallucinations, and not the real thing.

  11. Re:Why? on Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip? · · Score: 1

    It embiggens all of our vocabularies.

  12. Re:How about the converse on Can We Build a Human Brain Into a Microchip? · · Score: 1

    Mine is the day before that.

  13. Re:Depressing, but not uncommon on Student Sues University Because She's Unemployable · · Score: 1

    You're not a tycoon browsing Slashdot.

    Well, I am...

  14. Re:Talk about the future.. on Breakthrough in Electricity-Producing Microbe · · Score: 1

    I'd say Asimov's Foundation series, but that has more to do with sociopolitical influences on a massive scale and scope than dealing with basic terrestrial energy crises.

  15. Re:IMPOSSIBLE! BLASPEHMOUS! on Breakthrough in Electricity-Producing Microbe · · Score: 1, Funny

    Impossible, as the Earth is only 6000 years old.

  16. Re:And in East Elbonia on Breakthrough in Electricity-Producing Microbe · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Ah, but in WEST Elbonia, the energy market dominates YOU!

  17. Re:It's always a startup... on Company Claims Potential Magnification In Bio Fuel Production · · Score: 1

    ...Does snake-oil burn? If so, have I got an opportunity for YOU!

  18. huh... on Software Glitch Leads To $23,148,855,308,184,500 Visa Charges · · Score: 1

    Add all those numbers up together, divide by 8, and flip the calculator upside down and it spells out "BOOBIES"... weird.

  19. Re:Here's how you can tell on Hello World! · · Score: 1

    A peaceful Saturday at aquatone's house was punctuated by a late-afternoon domestic disturbance.

    Monday Morning: Municipal Courthouse.

    "So, you claim that chasing around a terrified 12-year-old while flailing a baseball bat over your head and insisting that he 'play ball' is responsible parenting and an attempt to get the poor child interested in athletics? You honestly make me sick, and I feel that pending your psych eval you should be kept away from children for the rest of your natural life."

    You just can't win, can you?

  20. Re:Blocks by indentation on Hello World! · · Score: 1

    Yourexactlyright.there'snoreasontousewhitespacewhendealingwithhumanlanguage.

  21. Re:How does the home user back this up? on Building a 10 TB Array For Around $1,000 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do it like Granny did with her life-savings: Bury it in a mason jar in the backyard. Only with a cat-6 cable running into it.

  22. Re:I've Heard This Story Before on Analyst, 15, Creates Storm After Trashing Twitter · · Score: 1

    tfsu. Texty. dwi.

    GOML, n00b.

  23. Re:Well... yeh. on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 1

    Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...

  24. Re:I've Heard This Story Before on Analyst, 15, Creates Storm After Trashing Twitter · · Score: 1

    The Texty for that is GOML.

  25. Re:If it's an exploit for ATM *Machines*... on Researcher Discovers ATM Hack, Gets Silenced · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I like how the article you reference states that they're designing a "Proto-prototype".

    So! By that logic, they have developed a proto-prototype of a generalized machine maker machine that can be used to construct proto-nano-pin-number-generating-atm-machines using proto-nano-assemblers running on AC current.

    This is worse than spaceballs: the video tape.

    Now became then, just now. ...everybody got that?