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  1. Re:Sad legitimate researchers on A Cold Look at Cold Fusion Claims: Why E-Cat Looks Like a Hoax · · Score: 4, Funny

    If cold fusion were invented tomorrow everything changes...

    True. I for one would be worried about getting hit by one of those flying pigs.

  2. Re:Here's what you say on Kim Dotcom Wants Money From Google, Twitter For 2-Factor Authentication · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone should lock Julian Assange, John Mcaffee and Kim Dotcom in one room for a month and film it. I'd probably pay to watch that.

  3. Re:Oh come on. on Debian GNU/Hurd 2013 Released · · Score: 2

    Turns out, he only got up to pee and then went back to sleep.

  4. Re:Here on Slashdot on Yahoo Pinkie-Swears It Won't Ruin Tumblr · · Score: -1, Troll

    Nonono!

    it's:

    Google: Evil scumbags.
    Yahoo!: Incompetent fools.
    Facebook: All of the above.

  5. Re:50 or 2? on Military Dolphins Discover 1800s Torpedo · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's not a bug. It's a feature!

  6. That's a shame. on Yahoo Board Approves a $1.1B Pricetag For Tumblr · · Score: 1

    I kind of liked Tumblr. Not that I ever felt the need to sign up for an account.

  7. Re:Watch for more from McAfee soon. on John McAfee's Belize Home Burns To Ground · · Score: 3, Informative

    Come on! I'm making popcorn.

  8. Re:Another Pebble Owner here on After Kickstarter Record, Pebble Smartwatch Lands $15M From VCs · · Score: 1

    It's big and ugly and it needs to be teathered to a phone...It's like strapping a RIM Playbook on your wrist!

  9. Re:why? on After Kickstarter Record, Pebble Smartwatch Lands $15M From VCs · · Score: 1

    I only wear a watch on my days off. I can't stand having one on when I'm working, but I suppose if most of your work revolves around talking and some light typing then a watch is a perfectly reasonable thing to wear.

  10. Re:Are you daft? on Ask Slashdot: Why Do Firms Leak Personal Details In Plain Text? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Because every byte is sacred,
    Every byte is great!
    If a byte gets wasted,
    God gets quite irate.

    Let the user spill theirs
    On the dusty ground
    God shall make them pay
    For each byte that can't be found.

    Every byte is wanted,
    Every byte is good.
    Every byte is needed,
    In your neighborhood.

  11. Taking inspiration from my fellow atheists... on Happy Culture Freedom Day! · · Score: 1

    I'm settling in for a reality TV marathon.

    After all, freedom of culture should include freedom from culture.

  12. Re:this is why mathematicians are poor on Canada Courts, Patent Office Warns Against Trying To Patent Mathematics · · Score: 1

    Who said anything about money being evil? To me owning it is a great comfort and lack of it a great pain, but beyond that feeling of security, to get the things that make life worth living it is next to useless. At least that is my experience.

  13. Re:This thought crosses my mind a lot. on Rice Professor Predicts Humans Out of Work In 30 Years · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of serfs and slaves in the world today. But they have dark skin and live far away from you so it's easy to pretend that they don't exist. A thousand or so were crushed in Bangladesh less than a month ago. You may have heard about it.

  14. Re:Six years is not a short term on LulzSec Hackers Sentenced To Short Prison Terms · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't you mean billions of dollars? If you're going to pull figures out of your ass you might as well go big.

  15. Re:Missing info from the articles on Newegg Defeats Alcatel-Lucent in Third Patent Win This Year · · Score: 2

    Ah Alcatel. 27000 patents and not one usable product.

  16. Re:this is why mathematicians are poor on Canada Courts, Patent Office Warns Against Trying To Patent Mathematics · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Because money is all that matters in life. Got it.

  17. Re:Voilå. on A Computer-based Smart Rifle With Incredible Accuracy, Now On Sale · · Score: 1

    Does it have a red button?

  18. Re:Probably a good thing... on A Computer-based Smart Rifle With Incredible Accuracy, Now On Sale · · Score: 2

    I for one welcome our new cowardly infantery overlords. They can join the heroic drone pilots bravely risking life and limb on their daily commute to Langley so they can keep the world safe from goat herds and wedding parties.

  19. Re:No one wants a one trick pony on Pirate Bay Co-founder Peter Sunde Running For European Parliament · · Score: 1

    Piracy helps keep the bills down in times of crisis. And yes, it is an important issue in Europe.

  20. Re:Microsoft Research on Microsoft Patents "Cartoon Face Generation" · · Score: 1

    Perhaps you should start to learn. You might enjoy it.

  21. Re:There's no real excuse for violence on Smartphones Driving Violent Crime Across US · · Score: 4, Funny

    There's no real excuse for punching someone or threatening them with violence when taking their smartphone.

    If they are making a call while the rest of us are trying to watch the movie, I think this treatment should be mandatory.

  22. Re:gumby on Printable Gun Downloads Top 100k In 2 Days, Thanks to Kim Dotcom · · Score: 1

    Here you go. Flexible PLA It's nasty stuff though. I ripped up my entire Kapton bed prying it off. (no I'm not the weird guy in the video)

  23. Re:as popular as the clapper! on 80FFTs Per Second To Detect Whistles (and Switch On Lights) · · Score: 2

    I'm pretty sure he's talking about the RMS value. Or an approximation thereof if he uses a cheap multimeter.

  24. Re:fences fence. on Syria Buys Dell PCs Despite Sanctions · · Score: 1

    and what the fuck does this even have to do with Dell?

    Now this has become news, they can no longer pretend not to know about the final destination which means that they risk being held responsible for any new shipments sent through this intermediary. Which means that they have to find another route so they can act all shocked and surprised again when that one is discovered.

  25. Makes sense. on UK Benefits Claimants Must Use Windows XP, IE6 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Clearly if you can afford a new computer or have the skills to run Linux, you should be able to fend for yourself.