User: dduberfourpres

Re:Fuck off, 70%

On: Microsoft Rewarding Employees Who Phone It In

Yeah but you read the article?!?

Re:Sex is bad but Murder is okay

On: Microsoft Puts the Kibosh On Kinect Sex Game Plans

But sex? NO! That's just dirty and no one ever does that.

Well, no one on slashdot..

Car Analogy

On: First-Sale Doctrine Lost Overseas

Oh wait, don't even need an analogy. Hope you're not buying foreign-made cars, cause once you're done with it... you certainly can't pass it along to your children/family/whatever.

Re:Wait what?

On: New York Judge Rules 6-Year-Old Can Be Sued

Supreme Court Justice Paul Wooten is a firm believer that age is just a number. Says Wooten, "Don't let it define you."

Slashdot, a true Sausage Fest

On: British Pizza Chain To Install Cones of Silence

1. Sausage

How is every word on that list not newsworthy stuff that matters????

Re:ummm

On: Building a Traffic Radar System To Catch Reckless Drivers?

I think there is no way that you're going to be able to spread this system. If the system is even mildly expensive then people will realize what's going on fast enough (no pun intended) that after a few days nobody'll be speeding on that road and you won't get enough money for the next set up. While they will go the designated speed on that road/stretch/whatever, they'll make up the time by going faster on the others.

The only way they could've tested this...

On: SanDisk WORM SD Card Can Store Data For 100 Years

..is if they invented a TIME MACHINE!! Alternatively they've been hiding their now-modern (previously hyper-advanced) computer in a cave and they've just now reached the 100 year mark. We need to start spelunking to find someone testing out a 500 Year SD Card...

Re:Its not rocket surgery...

On: Staying In Shape vs. a Busy IT Job Schedule?

The hell is rocket surgery?