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  1. Re:My solution on The Quest For an EV Fast-Charge Standard · · Score: 1

    They don't want to. You can't make them. They will ever be legislated into correctness.

  2. Reminds me of Donkey in Shrek on Environmental Enforcement Agents Targeting Guitars · · Score: 1

    Look out he's got a piece

  3. Re:LAND OF THE FREE? on Environmental Enforcement Agents Targeting Guitars · · Score: 1

    I assure you that some of the best classical guitars I have seen were hand made in Mexico

  4. Re:not really. look at the Drake case on NSA Hiring At Black Hat · · Score: 1

    The judge saw that evidence and allowed it.

    The judge would see how this evidence was gathered and order the gatherers arrested.

    Do you really believe that? That's so sweet.

  5. Re:Are the NSA really that stupid? on NSA Hiring At Black Hat · · Score: 1

    I don't really care what cool toys they can hook me up with. Toys are to be enjoyed after essentials (like not dealing with the devil) are established.

    Some of the toys would be awesome though. I couldn't work for them either but I would love my own missile launch capable UAV. I could lose it somewhere in inventory, park it nearby. Stream my illegal MP3's through its loudspeakers via a hacked RIAA satellite and fly it around those dickhead patent/music industry lawyers houses. Maybe even send it to Lars house to play some poorly encoded low bandwidth Mettalica.

  6. Re:What's wrong with IT? on What 'Consumerization of IT' Really Means For IT · · Score: 1

    Yet, a great many of them refuse to think.

    I don't know if it's refusal. I am beginning to suspect that they really just don't know how. The ability to think and act upon those thoughts is gone in most people. Something has gone wrong. Maybe it's the schools or maybe even the flouride. My money is on TV.

  7. Re:What's wrong with IT? on What 'Consumerization of IT' Really Means For IT · · Score: 1

    Don't forget number five. The type of user who strange things happen to. Strange, wierd, and wonderful things occur on their computers. It doesn't matter what computer they are on this 'poltergeist activity'(for want of a better expression) will happen to technology they use or are somehow connected to. You have witnessed this strange behaviour but have no idea what causes it. You cannot replicate it, you cannot explain it, and you definitely cannot categorise it. Am I the only person who has seen this sort of employee/customer? I'm sure that I'm not.

  8. Re:What's wrong with IT? on What 'Consumerization of IT' Really Means For IT · · Score: 1

    users attempt to install trojan codecs to watch the monkey throw its poop at a squirrel

    I totally missed that what was hidden in the poop?

  9. Re:Follow the money on How To Ruin Your Game's PC Port · · Score: 1

    I found a couple of articles too. I suspect with the power of the $50 video card and the recurring obsolescence of the console that PC Gaming has a very bright future.

  10. Re:Is 'cry me a river' too cliche for you? on How To Ruin Your Game's PC Port · · Score: 1

    It is not a binary choice

    ah Max Payne

  11. Yeah, and I am a Show Pony on Making Graphics In Games '100,000 Times' Better? · · Score: 1

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Fixed that for you

  12. Re:Yeah, and I am a Pony on Making Graphics In Games '100,000 Times' Better? · · Score: 1

    I've done some things on computers that were 'impossible',

    I stopped at illegal(and immorally satisfying).

  13. Re:I still use telnet on Study Compares IQ With Browser Choice · · Score: 1

    I've been yelling at my tin can all day and night and I can't hear you

  14. Re:Internet? on Hackers Could Open Convicts' Cells In Prisons · · Score: 1

    What has always surprised me is how quickly everybody took to plugging shit into the Internet. It's a recipe for disaster and one day we will see the folly of it all.

  15. I still use telnet on Study Compares IQ With Browser Choice · · Score: 1

    and I be very smart

  16. Re:Finally... on Second Life Mine Simulation Receives an Emmy Nomination · · Score: 1

    If everyone who claims they where there actually was, then we may need to rewrite some basic science texts

  17. Re:I would have been more impressed... on Second Life Mine Simulation Receives an Emmy Nomination · · Score: 1

    for some reason i came here thinking it was Minecraft. I bet a few others did as well.

  18. Re:I gots to nitpick on Computer Science Tools Flood Astronomers With Data · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but the "computer science tools"

    all sit together at the back of the class

  19. Re:Fully Informed Jury Association on Jury Acquits Citizens of Illegally Filming Police · · Score: 1

    Jury nullification would never happen in modern America.

    They would probably think that the very idea was an unconstitutional, communist inspired terrorist attack on the very laws that make them all so free

  20. Re:And Lemme Guess... on Police To Begin iPhone Iris Scans · · Score: 1

    all this does is check against criminal records more efficiently. apart from possible false positives, what's wrong with that?

    I'm going to have to get back to you. There must be something wrong as it's the government. Off the top of my head I have zip but let me think about it for a while. I am sure that I can come up with some really out there conspiratorial and ridiculous line of thought. I might even be able to squeeze in the word fascist or nazi too. Does it come in black or just shades of grey?

  21. Re:Former Marine on Top General: Defense Department IT In "Stone Age" · · Score: 1

    you could do the whole thing in an educational version of excel

  22. Re:What are these words? on NH Man Arrested For Videotaping Police.. Again · · Score: 2

    Assuming idiocy should be the last thing you do.

    Please take me back to your planet when you leave.

  23. Re:StationEry on Bitcoin Trademark Troll Now Sending Bogus DMCA Takedowns · · Score: 1

    and I have been hanging onto that broken turd for so long

  24. Re:Gives lawyers everywhere a bad name. on Bitcoin Trademark Troll Now Sending Bogus DMCA Takedowns · · Score: 1

    Isn't "giving lawyers a bad name" akin to saying "Lord Voldemort is kind of a douche?"

    I kind of like Voldemort. I guess it's because he hangs around with Bellatrix Le'Strange. Now she is absolutely everything I want in a woman.

  25. Re:Should have been a default in browsers from day on NoScript Awarded $10,000 · · Score: 1

    It makes the web unusable. I don't want to spend half my browsing time clicking on popups to decide if I want to allow every innocuous minor action by a pirce of sandboxed javascript code

    and others are sick of being told that because we are the millionth fuckstick-moron not using no-script that we have won a prize. The prize being an all expenses paid trip to a website that not only sells Viagra but gives you a chance to do a free IQ test. Fucking Hooray!