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  1. If Microsoft overtakes Apple in the next 24 months I'll eat my fucking keyboard.

  2. Its more like Microoft these days ;)

  3. I wonder if Microsoft will get a bailout like GM did?

  4. Re:But what would they eat? on Alien Life Could Thrive In the Clouds of Failed Stars (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    WE HAVE THE MEATS

  5. Re:So the news is that it still doesn't make good on 'No Man's Sky' Releases Huge New 'Foundation' Update (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 1

    *aren't trying to SELL this update

  6. Re:So the news is that it still doesn't make good on 'No Man's Sky' Releases Huge New 'Foundation' Update (thenextweb.com) · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least they aren't like Stardock and are trying to SELL this update (to their customers who they screwed with a botched initial release).

  7. Re:So, if they're aware of all these flaws in Win7 on Microsoft Says Windows 10 Version 1607 is The Most Secure Windows Ever (thurrott.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    Edge... that's Microsoft new Chrome installer right?

  8. Re:Why not use what's good enough for pilots? on More NFL Players Attack Microsoft's $400M Surface Deal With The NFL (yahoo.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    So that's what they did with the Zune team.

    Now the article all adds up.

  9. 62% of the time... it works EVERY time.

  10. So you're saying if Slashdot disclosed my real identity after this post, I could sue them for violating my constitution rights?

  11. Yep, that's your motto, until you need us for things you fuck up. :(

    Signed,
    The United States of America

  12. AFAIK free speech doesn't also guarantee anonymous free speech, at least here in the US.

  13. Re:Garbage on Oracle Formally Proposes That Java Adopt Ahead-of-Time Compilation (infoworld.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Or you could find developers that know what they're doing?

  14. Re:This is stupid on How ITT Tech Screwed Students and Made Millions (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    Did you get your reasoning skills from a for profit college?

  15. Re:How is this different from any university? on How ITT Tech Screwed Students and Made Millions (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 1

    In my experience, only a small minority of businesses require a degree. Those that do are typically stuffy "must wear suit" places or old school mega corps from the 40-50's

  16. This is stupid on How ITT Tech Screwed Students and Made Millions (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem isn't ITT, it's that people think some school (or ANYONE ELSE) will make you successful.

    You make yourself successful. Only you.

  17. Re:How is this different from any university? on How ITT Tech Screwed Students and Made Millions (gizmodo.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's exactly what I thought....

    "So.... just like our entire higher education system?"

  18. 2026: Microsoft is widely blamed for unleashing the vampiric zombie cancer plague that has wiped out most of humanity.

  19. Re: Wait, I know the difference... on Oracle Says Trial Wasn't Fair, It Should Have Known About Google Play For Chrome (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Yes but I think that's what the original post was saying.

  20. Re:Has to be said... on How The Navy Tried To Turn Sharks into Torpedos (undark.org) · · Score: 1

    I said FRIKKIN LAZERS, not TORPEDOS!

    What am I, a frenchman?

  21. Re:doesn't discriminate? on Microsoft Brings ChakraCore to Linux and OS X (cio.com) · · Score: 1

    Yep. And stupid people will use it and complain to Microsoft that it's slow and sucks on Linux and OSX.

    And they'll cry to me to save them.

    And I'll say no.

  22. Re: The Republicans want to make everyone work on The Case Against a Universal Basic Income (vox.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Hey it worked for Zimbabwe!

  23. Sure, if by "crush" you mean "get roflstomped in 48 hours by the"

  24. Re:lacks sensible security on Microsoft Finally Releases New Skype App For Linux (skype.com) · · Score: 0

    ... where your password is stored as plaintext in an ACCESS DATABASE!

  25. Re: Microsoft Java on Oracle May Have Stopped Funding and Developing Java EE (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    So... if you used Microsoft's native interface, it would work on Mac or Linux? I highly doubt that.

    It's what we call "Knife the Baby" in Microsoft strategic planning terminology.