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Its so "vague" you can do a find and replace on most code.
Fuck Oracle. Also fuck the people who buy Oracle products.
Google should fork Java (and rename it) before Oracle tries to fuck over anyone else with such an important technology stack.
No, Google bought Motorola for patents to shake at dick heads like Microsoft and Apple.
Well, it's based on Ubuntu, but has hot new features like 32-bit flash support.
hell yes, roving pizza bots!
The future IS HERE! Fuck everyone talking about skynet, I'm talking about ROVING PIZZA BOTS.
I believe roving pizza bots are a sign that the singularity is near.
There's a reason why every company sells products: Profit.
From the tone of the article, I think Elon Musk might be involved behind the scenes, pulling the strings.
Only time with tell.
Or at Google, Oracle is going to buy these and try some Scooby Doo-esque scheme to screw Google over.
I'd be willing to bet you're a shitty programmer and your coworkers hate you.
"One moment, upgrading your car to Windows 10..."
*steering wheel stops working*
Someone isn't thinking like a mac user...
Think different!
Why did you post that drivel? The post was about OkCupid, not OkStupid.
My chrome instance doesn't do anything with TPB, just goes to the main page. I wonder if this is a windows thing?
Little Kimmy Jong Un can't get it up!
Yep, stopped reading at HP.
Yeah I'm in the skip-a-year club. But that be the skip-two-or-three-years club in the near future.
My last few t-mobile phones have supported using my current data connection for calls. Not sure if that's actually VOLTE (it works over wifi too).
Yes grandpa, we'll only use our smartphones for voice calls and we'll make sure to stay off your lawn.
You must live in Dirkdirkastan or Africa or something.
I have to give that info out EVERYWHERE I use my cards and I rarely use cash.
Actually you'd need the name, number, expiration date, back security code and zip code to buy things online.
The answer to the comic's problem isn't a new package manager, it's two factor authentication.
When you think about what sucks in Ubuntu right now, are apt and deb really the worst offenders that need work?
Oh man Windows keys on a mac?
How genius! Only apple could have come up with such an innovative feature.
Steve must be smiling down upon Cupertino right now.
Hold on.
Before I can parse your expression, I must first derp the statement into javascript.
Web scale, bitches!
perhaps there's a better term for this process?
KludgingWebbingDerping
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Its so "vague" you can do a find and replace on most code.
Fuck Oracle. Also fuck the people who buy Oracle products.
Google should fork Java (and rename it) before Oracle tries to fuck over anyone else with such an important technology stack.
No, Google bought Motorola for patents to shake at dick heads like Microsoft and Apple.
Well, it's based on Ubuntu, but has hot new features like 32-bit flash support.
hell yes, roving pizza bots!
The future IS HERE! Fuck everyone talking about skynet, I'm talking about ROVING PIZZA BOTS.
I believe roving pizza bots are a sign that the singularity is near.
There's a reason why every company sells products: Profit.
From the tone of the article, I think Elon Musk might be involved behind the scenes, pulling the strings.
Only time with tell.
Or at Google, Oracle is going to buy these and try some Scooby Doo-esque scheme to screw Google over.
I'd be willing to bet you're a shitty programmer and your coworkers hate you.
"One moment, upgrading your car to Windows 10..."
*steering wheel stops working*
Someone isn't thinking like a mac user...
Think different!
Why did you post that drivel? The post was about OkCupid, not OkStupid.
My chrome instance doesn't do anything with TPB, just goes to the main page. I wonder if this is a windows thing?
Little Kimmy Jong Un can't get it up!
Yep, stopped reading at HP.
Yeah I'm in the skip-a-year club. But that be the skip-two-or-three-years club in the near future.
My last few t-mobile phones have supported using my current data connection for calls. Not sure if that's actually VOLTE (it works over wifi too).
Yes grandpa, we'll only use our smartphones for voice calls and we'll make sure to stay off your lawn.
You must live in Dirkdirkastan or Africa or something.
I have to give that info out EVERYWHERE I use my cards and I rarely use cash.
Actually you'd need the name, number, expiration date, back security code and zip code to buy things online.
The answer to the comic's problem isn't a new package manager, it's two factor authentication.
When you think about what sucks in Ubuntu right now, are apt and deb really the worst offenders that need work?
Oh man Windows keys on a mac?
How genius! Only apple could have come up with such an innovative feature.
Steve must be smiling down upon Cupertino right now.
Hold on.
Before I can parse your expression, I must first derp the statement into javascript.
Web scale, bitches!
perhaps there's a better term for this process?
Kludging
Webbing
Derping