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  1. Re:Flip the switch on Fermilab Begins Testing Holographic Universe Theory · · Score: 4, Funny

    It'd be funny if a bearded man in white robes showed up in the sky and said "Wait! Before you turn if off I want to take a picture of Norway for posterity!"

  2. Re:Why on New Windows Coming In Late September -- But Which One? · · Score: 1

    Android applications work just like desktop, it's not like chromebook at all.

    You install apk files (which are analogous to deb, rpm, exe, msi, etc) and they run on your computer. They aren't web sites, even though they can connect to web services. Obviously the form factor is different, but Android is more like a desktop system than Chromebooks are.

    I have yet to meet someone who wants a Chromebook.

  3. Why on New Windows Coming In Late September -- But Which One? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Why hasn't Google given Microsoft the coup de grace and actively developed some desktop/laptop distro ala Chromebook but without the stupid "web only" focus?

    If that had built a Chromebook that wasn't built on a stupid fucking premise they'd already own the market and Microsoft would be carved up ready for sale to Mitt Romney's friends.

  4. Re: Awesome! on Predictive Modeling To Increase Responsivity of Streamed Games · · Score: 1

    Pff you dont get it.

    Microsoft will be going all the way to 200 MS with this amazing new technology!

    Your move Apple and Google.

  5. Re:Fork SystemD on Choose Your Side On the Linux Divide · · Score: 1

    Oh I think people have been forking the middle east for quite some time.

  6. Re:Why not just use hard drives and then store... on Facebook Experimenting With Blu-ray As a Storage Medium · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is a company who's product stack is written in PHP.

  7. Re:Why? on Virtual Machine Brings X86 Linux Apps To ARMv7 Devices · · Score: 1

    It was so ahead of it's time:

    http://research.microsoft.com/...

    Shakespearian touch interface already included baby.

  8. Re:Why? on Virtual Machine Brings X86 Linux Apps To ARMv7 Devices · · Score: 1

    Huzzah, finally I'll be able to run Office 97 on my Android Phone.

  9. Re: Nobody else seems to want it on Linus Torvalds: 'I Still Want the Desktop' · · Score: 1

    I think Linus would reply with:

    "Are you fucking high?"

  10. Oblig on Nuclear Regulator Hacked 3 Times In 3 Years · · Score: 2

    Nuclear Information Security Inspector could be heard in the background saying "Doh!"

  11. Re: Call it Web? on Microsoft Considered Renaming Internet Explorer To Escape Its Reputation · · Score: 5, Funny

    They can't name it after Steve Ballmer either, Chrome is already taken by google.

  12. Re: Uber is quite retarded on Berlin Bans Car Service Uber · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hahaha, you make it sound as if "being licensed" has some implication of advanced skill.

    The govt in this case doesn't care about that, they want their licensing money back.

  13. Re:Why is on Netflix Now Works On Linux With HTML5 DRM Video Support In Chrome · · Score: 0

    Haha still +2 asshole.

  14. Re:Shit summary on New NSA-Funded Code Rolls All Programming Languages Into One · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah and can you imagine the horrific shit sandwich that would be a combination of CSS, HTML5, PHP and JavaScript?

    666 Mark of the Techno Beast. It's like some shit Ghostbusters 2099 would be tasked with stopping.

  15. Re:Why is on Netflix Now Works On Linux With HTML5 DRM Video Support In Chrome · · Score: 0, Troll

    Reed Hastings, the douche who runs netfix, is a huge microsoftie.

  16. Re:While they are getting rid of bad legacy things on The XBMC Project Will Now Be Called Kodi · · Score: 1

    Pretty much every user interface technology built in the past 7-8 years requires a hardware graphics card.

  17. Re:One of the most common failover mistakes... on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do With Half a Rack of Server Space? · · Score: 1

    You must not understand what "keep it ready" means.

  18. Keep It Ready on Ask Slashdot: What Would You Do With Half a Rack of Server Space? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Keep everything ready, so you can switch back when the cloud services fail and/or your management team changes.

  19. Re:Can't wait for the cops to bust down my house on EFF Releases Wireless Router Firmware For Open Access Points · · Score: 1

    Starbucks owners have a lot of money and are incorporated with the state.

    Most people aren't in that category.

  20. Re:The point? on EFF Releases Wireless Router Firmware For Open Access Points · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you really trust your mobile telco much more than a random wifi router?

    I dont.

  21. Re:liability? on EFF Releases Wireless Router Firmware For Open Access Points · · Score: 1

    You could roll over to their house, connect to their access point and GNAA the fuck out of slashdot to get their IP banned.

    Oops.

  22. Re:Can't wait for the cops to bust down my house on EFF Releases Wireless Router Firmware For Open Access Points · · Score: 0

    Why did someone mod this guy down?

    Illegal use of your access point could have serious consequences (unless it somehow confers Common Carrier Protection of Interneting +4 which I'm unaware of)

  23. Re:Not going to happen again any time soon on Apollo 11 Moon Landing Turns 45 · · Score: 5, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B...

    "Barack Hussein Obama II"

    Nutters like to use Obama's middle name because of the negative correlation with Saddam Hussein.

  24. Re: The GISS adjusted^^^ dataset on The Last Three Months Were the Hottest Quarter On Record · · Score: 1

    You fucking nutter.

  25. Re: The GISS adjusted^^^ dataset on The Last Three Months Were the Hottest Quarter On Record · · Score: 1

    quit being such a denier and get in line with the rest of us believers!

    Heathen we will burn you unless you repent!