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  1. Not for I on New Fujitsu Laptop Reads Your Palm, For Security · · Score: 4, Funny

    Damn these hairy palms!

    Damn them to hell!

  2. Re:Government Development on US Military Settles Software Piracy Claims For $50M · · Score: 1

    Really? I wasn't aware payoffs and bribes were used in the open source development model.

  3. Re:Government Development on US Military Settles Software Piracy Claims For $50M · · Score: 2

    Yeah but open source projects don't give principals free vacations, cars and other bennies.

  4. Re:So we should ditch Ubuntu and then on The Burning Bridges of Ubuntu · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Does Mint have an independent millionaire sugar daddy supporting it?

    Although I'm not sure if that's a pro or a con right now. ;)

  5. Re:not worried on Jury Finds Newegg Infringed Patent, Owes $2.3 Million · · Score: 1

    It would be great if they spent an extra couple of mil and hired the mafia to off these fuckers and their families.

  6. Re: Ahha! on Tesla Model S Has Bizarre 'Vampire-Like' Thirst For Electricity At Night · · Score: 1, Funny

    And the fires...

  7. Re:hrm on Geeks For Monarchy: The Rise of the Neoreactionaries · · Score: 1

    That's because parliament can say "Veto eh?" and point at France.

  8. Re: 'Officializes' on Apple Officializes Purchase of Motion-Sensor Firm PrimeSense · · Score: 2

    The word's been encromulized by the holy roman officiate of wordulisms.

    They've ruled it's too legit to quit.

  9. Re:not really sure... on The Surprising Second Life of the PlayStation Vita · · Score: 1

    I bet if Nintendo called Google and said "Hey Googs, we at Nintendo want to build the Nexus Mario with you guys. Love, Miyamoto" Google would be all about building that shit.

  10. Re:not really sure... on The Surprising Second Life of the PlayStation Vita · · Score: 2

    The NGage and Xperia Play also sucked.

    I think this is just a market segment no one has done right yet. Once they "pull an apple," all the other gaming device manufacturers will be hurting desperate to catch up.

  11. Re:not really sure... on The Surprising Second Life of the PlayStation Vita · · Score: 3, Funny

    No joke.

    Why the FUCK doesn't Nintendo or Sony build a fucking gamer phone.

    Microsoft is going to build Xbox Too: The Phone and it's going to be angry bald men all the way down.

  12. Re:Lost on Route-Injection Attacks Detouring Internet Traffic · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, not at all.

    What that's over there?

    -Friendly NSA Spook

  13. Re:Probably Apple on Intel Opens Doors To Rivals, Maybe · · Score: 1

    Computing would enter the dark ages.

  14. Re:The end of an era. on John Carmack Leaves id Software · · Score: 1

    Don't be a heretic. Besides, they'll always have that Rescue Rover IP to fall back on if times get bad.

  15. Re:The end of an era. on John Carmack Leaves id Software · · Score: 5, Funny

    John Carmack quit ID software!? I think I just wolfensteined my shorts.

  16. Re:AMD on Xbox One Released · · Score: 1

    He was just declaring his status as a huge willdo, leave him alone.

    *cries*

  17. Re:AMD on Xbox One Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thanksfriend

    It was ATYPO.

  18. Re:AMD on Xbox One Released · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It would be awesome if they reinvested some (read: ALOT) of that money into better driver developers or perhaps more driver developers if they are understaffed.

    I would love to see a more competitive AMD, who builds great products I can rely on working out of the box.

  19. Re:Hard wired on Bionic Eye Implant Available In US Next Month · · Score: 1

    Yeah! And you could offer free eyes that occasionally replace things with placement ads!

    And send vision data to our government benefactors to help protect us from terrorists and ourselves!

    Tomorrow is today, my friend.

  20. Re:Oooh on MAVEN Ready To Launch Today · · Score: 1

    I think that no good fucking rabbit got into our communication system again!

  21. Re:Oooh on MAVEN Ready To Launch Today · · Score: 1

    -1 Funny?

    That's funny!

  22. Oooh on MAVEN Ready To Launch Today · · Score: 2

    I wonder if this is in central?

  23. Re:Improved diagnostics output on GCC 4.9 Coming With Big New Features · · Score: 1

    Blue finger paints is crap.

    - Linus

  24. Re:Carbon Nanotubes on U.S. 5X Battery Research Sets Three Paths For Replacing Lithium · · Score: 1

    Well we can't just sit around with our cocks in our hands.

    They don't tell me what to invent... I tell them.

  25. Re:My first question to it: on IBM To Offer Watson Services In the Cloud · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sorry that's incorrect.

    The correct answer was: What is a vapid buzzword?