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  1. Something we haven't seen yet. on Can Any Smartphone Platform Overcome the Android/iOS Duopoly? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I didn't know I really, really wanted an iPod until I saw one. Same with a cell phone, GPS, digital cameras, and palm pilots. It wasn't a stretch to imagine a device that integrated them all, but that took about another 7 years.

    What it will take to break the duopoly is someone bringing me a new capability on the order of the iPod, cell phone, GPS, digital camera, or Palm Pilot. And , of course, it needs to be integrated with the phone. Just giving me a new user interface, or a way to stir facebook, twitter, and the rest of that crap together won't do it. NFC payment systems are trying to be this, but don't make it. Whatever it is will be a whole new class of feature.

  2. Preloaded software on RIM Unveils BlackBerry 10, Its Big Turnaround Hope · · Score: 3, Funny

    I heard that in celebration of actually shipping the product, they're preloading them with a port of Duke Nukem Forever. Is this true?

  3. Artificial or all Natural,it's coming on Putting Biotech Threats In Context · · Score: 1

    It may be bioweapons, or it may just be a natrual event, but I believe we'll have a pandemic that kills billions within my lifetime. I see SARS, avian flu, AIDS, etc popping up, and they all seem like nature's dress rehersals for something bigger. It seems like only a matter of time until we get something that is both highly communicable (air) and highly fatal.

  4. Re:Payment processors on Responding to US Gambling Law, Antigua Set To Launch "Pirate" Site · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe 1000 movies for a penny? That would let them sell 2 trillion downloads.

    In other news, Market Analysts made note of a number of very large stock buys today by the Antiguan National Retirement Fund (ANRF). The buys seemed largely to target hard drive and blank media manufacturers.

  5. Re:Payment processors on Responding to US Gambling Law, Antigua Set To Launch "Pirate" Site · · Score: 5, Funny

    All that just because of $21 million yearly revenue loss of the US media industry (which is what the WTO allowed Antigua)?

    Can the Antiguans set their own prices? Maybe 1000 movies for a penny? That would let them sell 2 trillion downloads. Not a good way to make money, but kind of a funny way to make the Yankee media companies take it in the shorts...

  6. Re:I've seen this movie! on UK Anonymous Hacktivists Get Jail Time · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only if he violates probation and has to serve his sentence. BTW, over there they call it National-Pound-Me-In-Me-Bum-Jail.

  7. I've seen this movie! on UK Anonymous Hacktivists Get Jail Time · · Score: 3, Funny

    Peter Gibson was given a six-month suspended sentence.

    He has lived a trite and meaningless life. Oh, wait. No. That's Gibbons, not Gibson.

  8. Re:Using the TIOBE methodology on C Beats Java As Number One Language According To TIOBE Index · · Score: 1

    Using the TIOBE methodology, I deduce that the following activities are more popular that C Programming: - Abduction by alien - Going to prison - Dying

    Yeah, I program in C a lot, and that sounds about right.

  9. Re:definition on C Beats Java As Number One Language According To TIOBE Index · · Score: 2

    This may be a leading edge indicator. C is sufficently simple that after your first few months you seldom need to consult documentation. I've got nearly 20 years experience, and I seldom or never have to google how to achieve something in C. Algorithms, maybe, but not C syntax. As opposed to very heavy library based languages, such as C# .Net, where I'm constantly googling, because I typically assume there's already a library that does "that" for me, whatever "that" happens to be.

  10. Re:Dying gasps on C Beats Java As Number One Language According To TIOBE Index · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly. When you are working in a resource constrained environment, and you want to be able to accurately predict what machine instructions will be generated from your source code, you use C. It's faster to code, and more portable than assembly language, with almost all of the control. Typically maybe 5% or less of your application needs to be really, really fast (interrupt handlers, DSP code, special communications or math or encryption libraries). You might code these in assembly, and the rest in C.

    But if you're starting new big applications for the PC in C, you're probably insane.

  11. Re:Ask a stupid question... on Canada To Stop Producing Pennies In 2013 · · Score: 1

    Yes. Because they'll always be able to set the prices so that regardless of how many items you buy, the final total mod .05 will always be .01 or .02.

    Oh, wait. No. That's impossible.

    Jackass.

  12. Re:Hidden-ish cost on Canada To Stop Producing Pennies In 2013 · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's nothing to stop them from doing that now... If the market will support it, they'll raise prices. Just like now...

  13. Contacting Server... on How Experienced And Novice Programmers See Code · · Score: 5, Funny

    At this moment, novice programmers think the network is down. Experienced programmers know the site from TFA has been slashdotted.

  14. Re:Live traffic data. on Revamped Google Maps Finally Available On iOS · · Score: 1

    Can you cite this? I didn't realize that Google was (apparently) literally tracking my movements every time I used Navigation.

    Mark Zuckerberg just called. He said he'd really, really like it if you personally would sign up for a Facebook account.

  15. Re:Breathing hazard on Flexible, Fiber-Optic Solar Cell Could Be Woven Into Clothing · · Score: 1

    How is this material any better than wearing a fiberglass t-shirt all day? Sounds pretty itchy - and unhealthy.

    That's what I was thinking when I read the summary. When you tell me something is:

    -These fibers are thinner than human hair, flexible
    , -optical fibers made from glass

    That sounds an awful lot like asbestos...another, long, thin fiberous crystal...

  16. Re:Oldest Trick in the book on John McAfee Collapses At Guatemala Detention Center · · Score: 4, Funny
    I heard that Bruce Schnierer is currently baking him a cake with a file in it.

    From the card:

    Dear John, Enjoy the cake, and get well soon. Your friends, Alice, Bob, Eve, and Mallory

  17. Re:slightly overegging it on Book Reviews: Lockpicking Books From Deviant Ollam · · Score: 1

    Why have a heavy door with a Medico lock in a shitty wall? ...Why have a pick proof padlock when a cordless 4" angle grinder with a carbide cut off wheel can go through a boron shackle in seconds?

    Because it makes them feel safer, which in turn makes them happier. If your point is that they're equally likely to be compromised regardless, but they feel happier for the X number of months or years before it actually happens, then it still may be money well spent...

  18. Re:slightly overegging it on Book Reviews: Lockpicking Books From Deviant Ollam · · Score: 3, Informative

    The lock on my front door has a 100% record of keeping bad guys out.

    You don't know that, unless you've caught someone trying to get in. It's possible that the denominator of that percentage is zero. Maybe nobody ever tried to get in. In that case, we don't know that your locked door is any more effective than an unlocked door, a door with a fake lock painted on the front, a door with no lock at all...

  19. Re:Locks are just one layer on Book Reviews: Lockpicking Books From Deviant Ollam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This.

    Along with this is the question of whether you think of society in terms of wolves or sheep. Ask someone if it's a good idea to put your name and address on your keys. People who see society as sheep will say yes, so that your keys can be returned if you lose them. People who see wolves will understand that now the bad guys have not only your key, but the address of the house it goes to.

    I had a discussion with someone at my office about this with regard to their car. He had no problem leaving his keys in the ignition because it was a piece of shit car, and our small town is relatively sparcely populated with criminals. He didn't care if his car got stolen. I told him if i were a criminal, I'd leave his piece of shit car, and take his keys and the address from the registration in the glove compartment. Then i'd watch his house till he left for work the next day, and go in and help myself to whatever I wanted. He stopped leaving his keys in the car...

  20. Re:slightly overegging it on Book Reviews: Lockpicking Books From Deviant Ollam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Lisa, I'd like to buy your rock.

  21. Re:But But But "Argo" Taught Me ... on Iran Claims To Have Downed Another US Drone · · Score: 2

    North Korea found a Unicorn Lair. Iran isn't too far removed from N Korea in the "truth in journalism" arena. I'm not saying it couldn't happen, but pics or it didn't.

    Gawker has a picture.

    Personally, I think it looks photoshopped, but opinions may vary.

  22. I am having a vision of the future... on Researchers Create New Cheap, Shatterproof, Plastic Light Bulbs · · Score: 3, Funny

    A vison of the future is coming to me... I see... Angry old people...Muttering in the aisles at wal-mart...calling their congressman...bitching at dennys...about... what?...I can almost hear it... yes! They're complaining about the phasing out of of the CFL lightbulbs in favor of these new ones...

    Everything is cyclical, I guess...

  23. Re:This is a good thing on Windows Blue: Microsoft's Plan To Release a New Version of Windows Every Year · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They could go the way that Ubuntu does... say that they'll release patches for every 3rd version as long term support. The other two are consumer grade, but have shiny new features...

  24. Re:Meg, Carly on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: 1

    The joke just seemed like a good fit given her previous job, and the fact that we're using math based on shit that didn't happen. If all my jokes were funny, I'd go be a writer...

    The Autonomy thing wouldn't be such a big deal, except it's starting to look like a pattern. First the Palm thing, then this. Both were very public debacles. Granted, HP has been on a buying spree for a decade, most of which gets little press, and the Palm aquisition was almost pocket changes, but it generated a lot of bad press. At some point it starts to affect your stock price if you look like a bunch of chimps. That hurts your company valuation, which hurts your whole business in a lot of little ways.

  25. Re:Meg, Carly on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: -1, Troll

    True, but if you read the article you'd see that the Autonomy writedown is only a portion of the loss.

    Actually, you have that back-to-front. The loss was $6.9B while the writedown was $8.8B, so without the writedown, HP would have reported a profit!

    Ah, yes. I've heard of this before. Math that Republicans do to make themselves feel better, Right?