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  1. Re:Write to the manufacturer on Where Do I Go Now That Oracle Owns OpenOffice.org? · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Dammit.

    Was trying to mod "funny" and got "insightful"

  2. Re:This just in... on Tide of International Science Moving Against US, EU · · Score: 1

    Here, troll, have a candy bar.

  3. Re:some us schools think collaboration = cheating on Tide of International Science Moving Against US, EU · · Score: 1

    You'd think that since nearly everybody in the real world collaborates on projects, that academic institutions should want to encourage collaboration.

  4. Re:This just in... on Tide of International Science Moving Against US, EU · · Score: 0

    No, they don't. Just in China, India, Brazil, and maybe a few others. Sudan, Somalia, Myanmar, et cetera, are staying in exactly the same place. It's more like, "Fallow fields that aren't drenched in blood."

  5. Re:i dont care if it is an original on Old Apple 1 Up For Auction, Expected To Go For $160,000+ · · Score: 1

    I'd pay a lot more that 50 bucks for a Difference Engine in pristine condition. Or even a Harvard Mark I. Although I don't know how I could fit them in my apartment....

  6. Re:Fuck Viacom on Viacom To Sell Rock Band Creator Harmonix · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is this supposed to be the new "Fuck News Corp"? Because I'm gonna say, Rupert Murdoch is still way eviller than Sumner Redstone.

  7. Re:Sounds like the standard counter intelligence on Mystery 'Missile' Identified As US Airways Flight 808 · · Score: 1

    (P.S. Everybody tells me that it was probably just the plane's shadow on the clouds, but that's what they want you to think.)

  8. Re:The summary is a bit short. on Google Says 3rd Parties Would Be Liable For Java Infringement · · Score: 4, Informative

    I had to read it a couple of times. I parse it as: "Oracle says that they have patents on some of the stuff that's used in open-source software. We're not saying they do, but we'll talk about that later. The thing is, because they say they have those patents, they want people to pay them for stuff that they don't even pretend to have patents on. That's bullshit. Therefore Oracle sucks."

  9. Re:Sounds like the standard counter intelligence on Mystery 'Missile' Identified As US Airways Flight 808 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I was flying on a plane once, and we we just above some big, fluffy clouds. I looked out the window and saw a dark, oval shape, that almost looked like a flying saucer in the distance. I stared at it for about a minute or so, wondering "What could that possibly be?", then looked away; when I looked back, it was gone.

    Therefore Barack Obama is an alien sent to enslave humankind.

  10. Re:Funny enough... on UK Games Retailers Threaten Boycott of Steam Games · · Score: 1

    You don't see record stores making that argument for digital downloads for media, either. Personally, I haven't seen a record store in a long time.

  11. Re:Yes, because if there's one thing Doctors are.. on Australian State Govt. To Fund iPads For Doctors · · Score: 1

    Oh, I don't think it's that they're subsidizing doctors, who can, without some sort of strange circumstances, afford to purchase an iPad. The upper-middle class does not need any subsidies, thank you very much. They're subsidizing Steve Jobs, who, being one of the richest people in the world, is in desperate need of government support.

  12. Re:Leland Gaunt on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 1

    Huh? I had to look that up. Never heard of it. Guess I have to read it now.

  13. Re:This is why people should fix their own compute on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know, I'm only slightly exaggerating my lack of knowledge about automobiles.

  14. Re:Suck it up Zuck. on Google Asks Users To Complain Against Facebook · · Score: 1

    Parent is case in point.

  15. Re:Suck it up Zuck. on Google Asks Users To Complain Against Facebook · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Beats me. I often get mismoderated.

  16. Re:Will this pass muster? on Nintendo Seeks To Trademarks "It's On Like Donkey Kong" · · Score: 1

    I don't really think they can do that. I can say apple, Apple, and even Apple (TM) without opening myself up to a lawsuit. I would have a hard time seeing them enforcing this for regular Joes.

  17. Re:Wish it was just as simple as stupid.. on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 2, Informative

    Okay. I am sufficiently chastised.

  18. Re:Suck it up Zuck. on Google Asks Users To Complain Against Facebook · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a popular position to take. I was part of the "Popular Things Suck" Facebook group until too many people joined it; now it sucks.

  19. Re:Wish it was just as simple as stupid.. on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 1

    Have you ever seen what happens to people who get age-onset dementia?

    Yes. And lobotomies. I certainly agree that a person with advanced dementia shouldn't be managing their financial assets. I'm not familiar with the facts there; I may have been too glib.

    That being said, I think a lot of other facilities would go first, before the Nigerian prince thing seems plausible. I suppose my prejudice is that if someone were seemingly capable of living outside of a nursing home, then they would at least maintain a facility for, if not making particularly sound financial decisions, at least not making phenomenally bad ones. I figure it it were me, I'd lose the capacity to actually remember the email, go to the bank, get the loan, and wire it to Prince Fareed long before I lost the capacity to second-guess the decision (at least, by consulting a family member). But maybe I'm wrong.

  20. Re:There's a place in the world for naive people on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 1

    You just gave me a wonderful mental image of Homer Simpson tapping his fingers together, Burns-style, and gloating. "Yes, yes," he murmurs through an evil grin. "I will control Springfield by buying up all the Twinkies in the Quickie-Mart."

  21. Re:Wish it was just as simple as stupid.. on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I can be conned. Most people can be conned under the right circumstances. A guy like Bernie Madoff could probably con the shit out of me, if I had the money to be worth conning. It's not a question of invulnerability. It's a question of standards. Nigerian princes just don't cut it.

  22. Re:This is why people should fix their own compute on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, yeah, but a good mechanic will do it properly. That's why you pay extra. Personally I'm not very good with cars and I don't have time to change the headlight fluid every six months, but I am concerned about driving at night when the headlights aren't ionized properly.

    You should see my mechanic; he's not the cheapest but he'll fix problems with your car you didn't even know you had, and that other guys aren't sharp enough to notice.

  23. Re:Wish it was just as simple as stupid.. on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 0

    I feel bad for the lady, but it really is as simple as stupid. You could lobotomize half my brain and I still wouldn't fall for that kind of thing. And I'm not all that smart to begin with.

  24. Paranoia, paranoia, everybody's coming to get me on Man Loses Millions In Bizarre Virus-Protection Scam · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Yes, Mr. Davidson, they are out to get you. You just misunderstood who they are.

    Naivete and paranoia are a dangerous combination.

  25. Edison says on Motus Lets Users 'Film' Within Any 3D Environment · · Score: 1

    "Invention is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration." I suppose James Cameron might have contributed 1% of the invention of Simulcam.

    Of course it should be noted that Edison himself did not put in most of the perspiration for "his" inventions once he had already become successful. It could be argued that his greatest invention was in industrializing the methods of invention.