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Suspect Freed After Exposing Cop's Facebook Status

longacre writes "A man on trial in New York for possession of a weapon has been acquitted after subpoenaing his arresting officer's Facebook and MySpace accounts. His defense: Officer Vaughan Ettienne's MySpace 'mood' was set to 'devious' on the day of the arrest, and one day a few weeks before the trial, his Facebook status read 'Vaughan is watching "Training Day" to brush up on proper police procedure.' From the article: '"You have your Internet persona, and you have what you actually do on the street," Officer Ettienne said on Tuesday. "What you say on the Internet is all bravado talk, like what you say in a locker room." Except that trash talk in locker rooms almost never winds up preserved on a digital server somewhere, available for subpoena.'"

653 comments

  1. What the hell? by DurendalMac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That defense actually WORKED? Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk". If silly bits and pieces like that are valid in court, then the idiotic judge just opened a massive can of worms. Nice precedent, asshole. No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!

    1. Re:What the hell? by Stoutlimb · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All that's usually needed is a reasonable doubt.

    2. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      That defense actually WORKED? Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk". If silly bits and pieces like that are valid in court, then the idiotic judge just opened a massive can of worms. Nice precedent, asshole. No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!

      I know! This really ticks me off! I totally want to grab a handgun and take out a large handful of innocent bystanders before turning the gun on myself. Or maybe I'll start a blog!

    3. Re:What the hell? by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ok if i ever have a FaceBook page the status is gonna be set to "That cop set me up" or "I'm innocent" That should get me set free!! :D

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    4. Re:What the hell? by DaMattster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Due to the fact that it was made as a public announcement on a publicly viewable board, it looses the "locker room talk" argument. Officer Ettiene admitted to bias in his police work and judgement. Training Day is a prime example of extremely poor police work, judgement, and ethics; needless to say outright criminality. By not sending a message to this officer, we silently condone him. An officer that exhibits bias cannot be trusted to fairly and impartially enforce the law and has therefore abused the public trust put in him. Officer Ettiene showed incredibly poor judgement and will most likely loose his job for it.

    5. Re:What the hell? by east+coast · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!

      Show me where I can joke in front of a cop without taking the chance of him taking it seriously and taking action based on it.

      And you know, I agree, it sucks that it's come down to this but everyone is so uptight anymore and the cops like to flex their muscles a little too much. This is the end result of a bunch of old high school jocks with a chip on their shoulder and the people who get sick of their 10th grade antics with a badge.

      Sorry for any cops that read this and think they're above that kind of thing, you just might be, but too many of your brothers in blue are nothing less than what I've described above. Most of us know police only when they meet them in a bad situation and all too often the asshole cops are the ones to be the most vocal. We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

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    6. Re:What the hell? by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Due to the fact that it was made as a public announcement on a publicly viewable board, it looses the "locker room talk" argument. Officer Ettiene admitted to bias in his police work and judgement. Training Day is a prime example of extremely poor police work, judgement, and ethics; needless to say outright criminality. By not sending a message to this officer, we silently condone him. An officer that exhibits bias cannot be trusted to fairly and impartially enforce the law and has therefore abused the public trust put in him. Officer Ettiene showed incredibly poor judgement and will most likely loose his job for it.

      Yeah. Personally, I just wonder what his Fark or 4Chan handle is.

      (and it's lose, goddamn you! Loses the locker room talk, loses his job. Loose is what you do to the hounds)

    7. Re:What the hell? by sleigher · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding me? The Twinkie defense worked. This HAS to work.

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    8. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

      Correct me if I am wrong but an infraction is still an infraction. The law was setup with punishments for every infraction that are suitable for the crime.

      I'm sorry that crime has become so common place that we think that a "small infraction" deserves no punishment. Its like a child who pushes the limits of your patience day after day until you give in. Then you can no longer punish the child since you have set a poor example in the past.

      As far as this particular case, possession of a weapon is a very serious issue and is by no means a "small infraction."

    9. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Police are there to enforce the law. Not interpret it.

    10. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you a cop? If so what are you doing on /.

    11. Re:What the hell? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

      Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk".

      What, "locker room talk" isn't valid evidence? If I'm in the locker room and confess to a crime, my confession doesn't count?

      If a cop lies in the locker room, why would I believe he's telling the truth in court?

      No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!

      If you're a cop? Yes, no joking about following proper procedure and respecting people's rights, on the net or in meatspace. If you can't take the topic seriously, you're in the wrong line of work. (Yes, this may apply to most cops. I'll stand by the conclusion that most people wearing a badge today, ought not to be.)

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    12. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loose? You fucking illiterate.

    13. Re:What the hell? by pugugly · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've known too many cops - hell yes that defense would work.

      One thing I've noticed about assholes with authority is that they *do* brag about how they are assholes with authority, and how they're going to screw up someones life. I've learned over the years - when someone claims that's the way they are, they are generally being honest.

      Quite often, that's the only warning you receive, before they screw up your life.

      Pug

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    14. Re:What the hell? by east+coast · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Police are there to enforce the law. Not interpret it.

      Impossible. Just by the fact that you can define an event (such as a crime) you've already built a personal interpretation. Why do you think there is so many squabbles around here that sound like two lawyers going at it in a court room?

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    15. Re:What the hell? by GrpA · · Score: 5, Funny

        The defendant had better hope never to see:

        Officer Vaughan Ettienne's MySpace "mood" set to "vigilante"

        GrpA

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    16. Re:What the hell? by SterlingSylver · · Score: 2

      As the officer himself said, "I feel it's partially my fault...It paints a picture of a person who could be overly aggressive. You put that together, it's reasonable doubt in anybody's mind." If your judgement and demeanor are key to your job, don't go immortalizing your idiocy to the entire planet. If you're a cop who wants to be taken seriously, don't make public statements attached to your Real Name in which you discuss the "proper" way to punch a handcuffed subject. This case isn't all that different from folks who want to interview for jobs while their Facebook profile picture is them doing a bong stand that act surprised when they don't get the job.

    17. Re:What the hell? by Mozk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Please, no! Just kill the people!

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    18. Re:What the hell? by east+coast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was making the bigger point about police who know the right time and place to get in a suspects face instead of using his better judgment and understanding that people aren't always going to follow the letter of the law but that at the same time it's not done in the name of malice.

      And overall it has nothing to do with this case in particular either. Everyone on the streets has their opinion of cops. Cops get a lot of shit thrown on them because of the ex-high school jock that I described up-thread. I think a lot of your better cops know this all too well and it makes their life just as rough as the asshole cop makes the life of the little guy.

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    19. Re:What the hell? by MrNaz · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I don't think GP meant that letting small infractions slide is what distinguishes nice cops from the assholes.

      The point I believe he was making was that cops who enforce with overzealousness the black letter of the law to the point where adherence is impossible are being unfair. The choice is that the law has to either stay well clear of the actual boundaries and allow for leniency, or go right up to them and enforce them rigorously.

      Take speed limits. Do we want cops armed with super accurate speed detectors (assume they have such devices) trailing a car for 100 miles while it traveled under the limit, only to pull it over for breaking the limit by 0.5mph for a few seconds as it went down a steep hill? Personally, that's a small infraction that I think society as a whole would be better off letting slide because it would engender resentment towards law enforcement and, also, remember that issuing fines and the admin overhead of enforcement is a net cost to society. Having thousands of such cops on the streets means police resources are no longer used to track down real crime.

      The specific principles of the Rule of Law as conceived in a modern society must take into account the reasonableness of expecting compliance, and to what degree compliance is possible. To put it bluntly, sufficiently small infractions can, and should, be let slide.

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    20. Re:What the hell? by Theaetetus · · Score: 3, Informative

      Most of us know police only when they meet them in a bad situation and all too often the asshole cops are the ones to be the most vocal. We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

      We rarely see the cop that even enforces small infractions without making them a big deal. Part of their training is supposed to include not escalating a situation into violence.

    21. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A couple days ago, there was an article in the local paper. Someone (college athlete) had been cited for DUI but the charges were dropped. Why? Well, the arresting officer's report claimed he was visibly drunk, couldn't stand, was falling over, etc. None of which was corroborated by his own video taping of the event.

      The alleged drunk driver refused a breathalyzer test at the time, which some people consider an admission of guilt. Now, I don't know if he was drunk or not, but consider this: can a police officer who lies on his police report be trusted to accurately report the breathalyzer result? (Keep in mind there's no evidence, just a number he writes down.)

    22. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, GP is right. Courts are built to interpret, police are hired to enforce. If there's a dispute in enforcement, then the Courts are brought into play to further interpret.

    23. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      On the one hand, yes, it is little more than "locker room talk".

      On the other hand, if there had been a recording of similar "locker room talk" where a cop boasts to his friends about learning from Training Day and comparing prisoner abuse techniques shortly before the arrest, you can bet it would be used (legitimately) by the defense.

      It may not be a strong defense in either case (and from the little info in the article, it doesn't seem like it was in this case) - but it doesn't seem like there's anything surprising or invalid here, much less a new precedent.

      The only 'new' thing is that this wasn't overheard in a bar or a phone conversation. As the summary indicates, people forget the Internet is, for some purposes, a large scale recording device.

    24. Re:What the hell? by AndrewNeo · · Score: 5, Funny

      I just wonder what his Fark or 4Chan handle is.

      On 4chan, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say it's Anonymous .

    25. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide."

      That comment says more about you than it does about cops.

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    26. Re:What the hell? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If we, as a society give you a gun, a badge, and powers of arrest, I think we can fairly hold you to a reasonably high standard of behavior.

    27. Re:What the hell? by sortius_nod · · Score: 1

      I say good on him. Cops seem to think they are a cop 24/7, yet when it's turned against them it's "locker room talk".

      This is why cops get no respect, they think they are above the law. The if I bragged about robbing a bank (even if it was bullshit), or put my status as wanting to kill someone important (prime minister/president) on Facebook or Myspace, the police would use it against me to remove reasonable doubt. I couldn't use the "locker room talk" defense there, I'd end up in prison.

      The only issue here is that the cop won't be brought up on disciplinary charges, which is exactly what should happen.

    28. Re:What the hell? by Marful · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Exactly how many laws are on the books in the state where you live?

      20,000?
      50,000?
      What about federal laws?

      Does anyone honestly know?


      The point is, that there are so many laws on the book, it is impossible to not be guilty of one of them. And also given the fact that a vast majority of them are punctuated with discretionary conditions in them, such as "what an average person would believe" or "Probable Cause" or "Credible Suspicion", etc., who is to say definitively? Afterall, the officer has sole discretion in interpretation of these conditions.

    29. Re:What the hell? by twotailakitsune · · Score: 1

      Wow! He is Anonymous on 4Chan? This case is the less of his worry if the law finds out about what Anonymous puts up on 4Chan.

    30. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know where you live, but in Philly even nerds like me see cops breaking traffic laws every day.

      Given what I've seen of people in general, and reactions such as yours, it is much easier to believe that the police are perfectly happy to trample the rights (and bodies) of the people they are arresting than to suppose they are genuinely concerned with upholding the constitution.

    31. Re:What the hell? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      people aren't always going to follow the letter of the law but that at the same time it's not done in the name of malice.

      Drunk drivers usually aren't being malicious...

    32. Re:What the hell? by DustoneGT · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Your reply says more about you than it says about the original poster, cops or me.

    33. Re:What the hell? by twotailakitsune · · Score: 1
      1st. This sounds like "kill them all, and let God sort them out".

      But as a 2nd. I see the police brake the law a few times a week. They will pull up to a stop light, Stop, turn on their lights, go thru the Stop light, then turn their lights off. All this with out any need to. They Interpret the laws when they want too for their own good. You don't report them, or you will start getting speeding tickets.

    34. Re:What the hell? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Drunk driving's not exactly what I'd call a small infraction. But let me ask you this: when was the last time you changed lanes within 200 feet of an intersection? Yeah, even that intersection 100 feet from the freeway exit ramp, that one counts too. Ignorance and the stoned chimps who lay out the roads are no excuse!

      Or what about the exit ramp itself, the one from the 65mph freeway to the 50mph service road, with the little yellow square on it that tells you to exit at 45mph. Do you hold up all the traffic to slow down before getting on the exit ramp?

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    35. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loosey! I'm home!

    36. Re:What the hell? by sjames · · Score: 1

      But they DO interpret it every day. They are now super-lawyers, they can't possibly actually know every single law they are meant to enforce, any more than the rest of us.

      Further, there are many laws that could, strictly speaking, be applied a lot more broadly than was likely intended.

    37. Re:What the hell? by Deanalator · · Score: 1

      Then Mr. Lesher tracked down comments Officer Ettienne had made on the Internet about video clips of arrests. An officer should not have punched a handcuffed man, Officer Ettienne wrote. "If he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him."

      He added: "If you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your money's worth 'cause now he's going to get disciplined for" a relatively light punch.


      Joking on the Internet? This guy is insane, and should not be allowed in law enforcement. I sure as hell wouldn't want someone like that on the street "protecting and serving" me. The officer was accused of using excessive force, and the victim pointed to comments the officer had made online about how to get away with police brutality. Seems completely fair to me.

    38. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Police are there to enforce the law. Not interpret it.

      This attitude is why I left civilian law enforcement. Policing is not law enforcement, too many people in policing these days think they are a soldier, the job is that of a community protector, not the kings solider to be used upon the subjects. I was taught Officer Discretion; not every drunk needs a dui, not every speeder needs a ticket, not every pot head needs to go to jail. You examine the circumstances and make a judgement call, this art is being replaced with mindless enforcement.

      Most of the kids that start the job these days are more interested then finding criminal acts to enforce as they ignore protection of the community. A good example of this is traffic, although there are no quotas, it is a highly encouraged enforcement activity due to the enormous amount of dollars it brings home to the local government. Were I worked a dedicated traffic car brought in 4x its annual operation cost in fine revenue. That isn't policing, that's being an armed tax collector.

      As far as the original story, no surprise, kids these days need a little humbling. There will be a pile of AC's who will endlessly post pointless defences of the police, most of them will be cops or have some kind of police affiliation, they will all be under 35, with no military service. They are trained this way, to feel that this is how it should be, its normal, challenging this assumption will result in them "teaching" you a lesson.

      Its too bad they don't understand their oath, or likely even remember taking it, much less understand how to keep it.

    39. Re:What the hell? by vovin · · Score: 1

      s/loose/lose/

    40. Re:What the hell? by WCguru42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      That little yellow square is not a posted speed limit, it is simply a recommended speed. Therefore, not going 45 is in fact, not a violation. On the other hand, traffic cops are given the right to cite people based on their judgement so even going 50 in a 50 speed limited zone could lead to a speeding infraction.

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    41. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk".

      What, "locker room talk" isn't valid evidence? If I'm in the locker room and confess to a crime, my confession doesn't count?

      Nope. Doesn't count. Not if you're a cop.

      What happens in the locker room stays in the locker room. Things like when they pat each other on the butt. Or that thing that happens when they pat each other on the butt a little too much. You know, that stuff that they never tell their wives or their pastors about. Or that thing that happened on a stakeout with Larry. It only happened one. Really. Once. O.K. O.K. O.K. More than once. But we're just good friends. It doesn't mean that we're you know... that way. Really.

    42. Re:What the hell? by HiThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He's right, but he's also wrong.

      It's impossible to enforce most laws as written. They require interpretation. The official intent is that police should enforce, but not interpret, the law. This, however, is totally impossible.

      It has also been asserted, though I haven't seen it formally proven, that there are many situations where there is no possible choice of action that doesn't break some law or other. At one point it was illegal to use the social security number for any purpose other than social security business. And it was also a requirement that one include ones social security number on one's income tax form. That's no longer the case (they lifted the requirement that the social security number only be used for SS business), but it's a good example of what I'm talking about.

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    43. Re:What the hell? by DigiShaman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry for any cops that read this and think they're above that kind of thing, you just might be, but too many of your brothers in blue are nothing less than what I've described above. Most of us know police only when they meet them in a bad situation and all too often the asshole cops are the ones to be the most vocal. We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

      About ten years ago, I've been known to be a little speed racer on the highways here in Houston, TX (ahh, my youth). As such, I've had my fair share of run-ins with the police. Almost always they are polite but stern. They will listen so long as you don't give them a line of BS as they will always see through it. Hell, it's their job to sniff out and isolate the BS. Most of the time, an officer will have written me up a speeding ticket (I deserved it), and others they will yell at me till I formed a pile of goo in my driver seat. Yet, that same officer will have closed our little "meeting" with just a formal warning. I guess he thought yelling at me was punishment enough.

      However, there has been a few times where an officer will have gave me a hard time for no good reason. Once, it was to impress how badass he was to a fellow partner that rode in the same patrol car. The other I felt he randomly pulled me over to fulfill his monthly ticket "quota". In all cases however, always prefix and end your conversations with "yes sir" and "no sir". Never get into an argument with an officer. Let me repeat... Never get into an argument with an officer. You will lose that battle every fucking time. Don't bother being sadomachoistic about it. Even if you're 101% in the right, just state your case once (politely) and let the chips fall where they may. But if you must, save your temper and proceed with a court hearing instead. Trust me; I've played this song and dance. You will not enjoy it when the tempo gets ugly.

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    44. Re:What the hell? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The Twinkie defense worked.

      No it didn't.

    45. Re:What the hell? by tiananmen+tank+man · · Score: 1

      Yes this does work and the police use it all the time. Picture this situation: You are arrested and placed in a jail cell. An undercover agent is placed in a cell next to yours or in the same cell. You guys get to talking and you are scared and maybe want to exagerate your bad guy side. BAM, now they have you on tape with a confession.

    46. Re:What the hell? by russotto · · Score: 5, Informative

      Why? Well, the arresting officer's report claimed he was visibly drunk, couldn't stand, was falling over, etc. None of which was corroborated by his own video taping of the event.

      Go to court a few times and you'll realize something interesting... for a lot of cases with the same charges, the officer's story is exactly the same, only with a few details changed to make it applicable to the particular defendant. Someone booked for DUI will always be slurring their speech, staggering, have bloodshot eyes, etc. Someone booked for resisting arrest will always have been waving his arms and cursing, etc. This isn't because all the offenses are the same. It's because the officer's testimony has no relation to the truth. He's simply telling the story that gets a conviction.

    47. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No mention is made of whether the Facebook data was public at all; it mentions only that it was acquired by subpoena. That, to me, could still qualify as locker room talk in the right circumstances.

      On the other hand, his youtube comments on videos of police brutality...

    48. Re:What the hell? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Informative

      The term is "testilie".

    49. Re:What the hell? by sleigher · · Score: 1

      5 years for a double homicide? He didn't walk no, but he didn't get life or the chair for that matter. Although they did get the charge to manslaughter. Weak anyways.

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    50. Re:What the hell? by Superdarion · · Score: 1

      That's ridiculous.

      I'm a highschool teacher. Sometimes I'm in a bad, homicidal, don't-even-talk-to-me humour and that has NEVER made me fail a student or even treat them poorly.

      I can be angry without being biased. I can do my job in a respectful, fair manner, no matter what my mood is.

      So now what? Any policeman having a bad day is biased? Should they be sent home just because they had a rough day?

    51. Re:What the hell? by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Interesting how much of what the police can charge you with relies solely on the officer's report of it. Would it not be prudent that such stewards of community safety be at least reprimanded harshly for implying that they could be 'in a mischevious mood' or that they are 'watching training day for pointers' etc.

      Whether it is bullshit bravado or not, what is different from this situation and that officer talking in the locker room about 'fucking niggers' and managing to arrest a disproportionate number of blacks? A bias demonstrated in the locker room or on the Internet is still a bias. The officer is clearly too stupid to be allowed even on Myspace, but nobody stopped him, now he got caught^H^H^H^H^H^H^H knows better.

      This is little different than political correctness finding its way to the Internet via the court. Is it right? Perhaps not. Finding yourself the prime suspect in a murder investigation is exactly when you don't want someone telling the cops that they heard you say "I'll kill that SOB" about the victim.

      It's a delicate balance indeed, but public figures should expect just a bit more scrutiny. On that note, lets smile now that we know exactly why video surveillance of all the population will cause as much problem for the 'law' as it will for anyone else.

      Lets face it, there just are somethings you shouldn't be putting on the Internet. You can guess how many cops in that precinct will have myspace accounts now... can't you?

    52. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've had a cop let me slide. A long time ago, I ran a red light because I wasn't paying attention (I was fairly new driver) right in front of a cop. I pulled over before he threw the lights on. I knew it was coming anyways. He asked if I had been drinking and a few other questions, then said "OK". He started walking back to his car, looked at my tags, came back and said they were expired. I said, 'yeah, i'm working on it, i got the papers for dmv'. He said OK again, and left. Pretty cool, I'd say.

    53. Re:What the hell? by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      Nice precedent, asshole

      Not to nit-pick, but trial judges don't make precedent. You need at least one stage of appeal before there is any court that the decision is binding on. Right now, the decision is only binding on this particular proceeding.

    54. Re:What the hell? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      That comment says more about you than it does about cops.

      For being honest enough to admit that I neither know nor can adhere to every single law to the letter? I think any honest person would admit to it. Are you an honest person?

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    55. Re:What the hell? by SirGeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But as a 2nd. I see the police brake the law a few times a week. They will pull up to a stop light, Stop, turn on their lights, go thru the Stop light, then turn their lights off. All this with out any need to. They Interpret the laws when they want too for their own good. You don't report them, or you will start getting speeding tickets.

      I still think that whenever a police car has its lights turned on, the station house should be notified. If he doesn't immediately call in, they assume its an issue and send backup (they pretty much ALL have a GPS now, right ?)

      If it isn't a REAL issue then the office is written up for improper use of his police siren (or something).

    56. Re:What the hell? by sjames · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In South Carolina, there is a law STILL on the books that when approaching a blind intersection, a motorist must exit the vehicle and discharge a rifle into the air to warn others that they'll be crossing the road.

      An infraction is an infraction, they'd better get writing those tickets.

      Meanwhile, some blind intersections in S.C. are in areas where it's illegal to discharge a firearm. Which law should they enforce there? According to you, both!

      To go with your child analogy, let's say the rule is no yelling in the house. For some reason the young boy's pro football hero appears at the door one day and he lets out an excited yell. Do you REALLY think it's wrong to let it slide just that once?

      Really, it's much better for society if the police avoid taking action in marginal cases.

    57. Re:What the hell? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      While you are probably right, that does not stop people from reporting that they saw user xyz saying they wanted to kill so and so, or that they are talking about taking guns to school or killing themselves etc. Generally, when you say something disconcerting in public (and the Internet is very public) people will take notice.

      Especially after some of the school shootings, people are watchful of such things. Such events turn online bs into real world concerns pretty fast.

      The thing to do would be to practice your 'joking' with a bit more skill so it never quite sounds like you yourself are capable of it.

      Example: Mood= Concerned, someone at work is watching training day for pointers at work.

      Who? guess

    58. Re:What the hell? by fractoid · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This is so very painfully true. What makes me really, really angry is that if you (as a defendant) lie in court, it's perjury and you're in deep shit. If the police officer lies in court, the judge smiles and nods. If you call them on it, the judge says "ok, well we'll ignore that bit".

      Justice system: 1. Justice: 0.

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    59. Re:What the hell? by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      Uh, have you ever SEEN "training day"? I sure as fuck don't want someone with a gun, a nightstick, and a taser even joking about using THAT as a "howto", thank you very much. Would you still think it was a "joke" if he had used "Birth of a Nation" for "black relations" training? Like it or not the cop is in a position of power, where literally life and death can be decided by him. Making jokes like that? Not really proper while carrying a loaded gun and the authority to use it IMHO.

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    60. Re:What the hell? by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      Honestly i can see where the court would be a little iffy with that officer after that, however i don't see it as grounds for an acquittal.

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    61. Re:What the hell? by Mr_eX9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Learn the difference between "lose" and "loose." One applies to you, the other applies to your mother :)

    62. Re:What the hell? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      Police may have to interpret events, but this different from interpreting law.

    63. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, he's Anonymous? The guy who single-handedly squared up to the Cult of Scientology? They should be giving him a medal, not discrediting his testimony!

    64. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup... because the police officer's mood was devious, the "9 millimeter Beretta and a bagful of ammunition" suddenly became a paperweight and a bag of chips.

    65. Re:What the hell? by hairyfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oh, it is MUCH worse than a little "testilying", which is frankly bad enough. Did you read the TFA?(I know, but I got bored). Check out this quote from the cop after watching a video of another cop roughing up a handcuffed suspect:"If he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him." He added: "If you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your money's worth 'cause now he's going to get disciplined for" a relatively light punch."

      Now does THAT sound like a cop just joking around to you? Sure as hell don't to me. Sounds like somebody who likes to take his roid rage(yes he is also on steroids) out on the occasional suspect. Add to the fact that he felt comfortable enough with these beliefs to post them under his own name on the Internet and I'd say we got a cowboy here. As someone who has had his skull cracked because some cop didn't like "damned long haired freaks" I may be a little biased here, but he sure as hell don't sound like one of the good guys to me just by his own words. He sounds like another bully with a badge.

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    66. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loose is your mom.

    67. Re:What the hell? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Police are there to enforce the law. Not interpret it.

      Sorry, but "I was only following orders" didn't fly at Nuremberg, and still doesn't fly when the orders come a democratically elected legislature. Separation of powers has a purpose.

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    68. Re:What the hell? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      except he claims to be a cop, joking about a movie where cops don't follow the rules. It'd be like being a slashdotter joking about how you were going to crash your companies computer if they fired you.

    69. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have a link to it online by chance?

    70. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, sorry but kids must learn. They think that Internet is just a harmless place where they can tell whatever BS they want and not get responsibility for it. So, bad news kids. Whatever you say in the Internets can and will be used AGAINST you in a court of justice.
      Like all those sluttish girls at MySpace with their sluttish hip hop talk, all those stupid boys at MySpace thinking they are the next Tupac or the next Pablo Escobar, well WE, SYSADMINS, WE are watching you and will gladly show your stupid pathetic rants and bravado to any court subpoening it.

    71. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and it's lose, goddamn you! Loses the locker room talk, loses his job. Loose is what you do to the hounds)

      Too much info! Didn't you already see that it got the cop here in trouble? Please, no more of your personal life!

    72. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as this particular case, possession of a weapon is a very serious issue and is by no means a "small infraction."

      Completely different issue, but maybe we should ask ourselves why possession of a weapon is a crime. Or possession of drugs or possession of most things for that matter. Maybe our criminal statues should be about stopping us from infringing on each other not about what we carry around that goes against someone else's idea of what we should have access to. We've become a society that is more interested in forcing people to agree with our world view than in providing a framework in which someone can exercise responsible free will.

    73. Re:What the hell? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      actually, they should be sent home if they are having a bad day... who wants somebody with a gun and badge and a chip on their shoulder.. that's good for "truth and justice" right?

      As a high school teacher what would happen if you JOKED about sex with a teenage student on your myspace? You think somebody would look into that?

    74. Re:What the hell? by fooslacker · · Score: 1

      Police are there to enforce the law. Not interpret it.

      Yeah but you have to interpret the law to enforce it. Without understanding there is not enforcement. The courts are there to verify the cops interpretation or discount it.

    75. Re:What the hell? by Warll · · Score: 4, Funny

      What a coward...

    76. Re:What the hell? by FearForWings · · Score: 1

      I think there are several orders of magnitude difference between you giving a student an unjustified 'F', and a police officer deciding to arrest you because they are having a bad day.

      That being said, the article doesn't read like the man was arrested falsely. Instead, the article suggest he was initially stopped for his unsafe driving on a stolen motorcycle.

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    77. Re:What the hell? by rivetgeek · · Score: 1

      I dunno about your state but in california you can legally change lanes even INSIDE the intersection

    78. Re:What the hell? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Never get into an argument with an officer. Let me repeat... Never get into an argument with an officer.

      That's all well and fine when dealing with a minor traffic violation where you can work it out in court.

      It's a different case when you're dealing with cops trampling your civil rights or threatening brutality. Argue? Hell yes -- scream your head off and draw as many witnesses as you can. Fight? You have to make the call, but the right of self-defense applies even if the thug attacking you has a badge. (Whether the state will recognize that right is another question.)

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    79. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and If you know you did something wrong just admit it... i cant count how many times i was speeding and when the officer asked me if i knew how fast i was going and i told him truthfully he let me off... seems to me like if you arnt paying attention you get a ticket and if you are then you are not a danger to yourself or others (within reason)

    80. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 1

      I doubt it. Prejudice within witnesses has been recognized in law since the days of the Magna Carta (which forbade the testimony of unsupported statements for exactly that reason), possibly earlier. At most, American law is merely upgrading itself to the 13th century. More likely, American law already had, and we merely need to upgrade the rest of Americans.

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    81. Re:What the hell? by Minozake · · Score: 1

      Refusing a breathalyzer test is against the law and brings a fine here in Minnesota. Many states it does as well. So if it's in a state where it isn't legal to refuse such a test, I have to ask who's responsible for missing that important conviction point.

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    82. Re:What the hell? by Alarindris · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

      And how do you treat officers when you are pulled over? If you are defensive and angry, you will get fucked.

      If you are light and cheerful, you are free to go.

      I've been pulled over at least a dozen times in the 11 years I've been driving, and only come away with a ticket once. Half the time I was definitely over the limit.

      You treat them with respect and make their job easy and they will return the favor.

    83. Re:What the hell? by pangloss · · Score: 2, Informative

      The alleged drunk driver refused a breathalyzer test at the time, which some people consider an admission of guilt.

      Not to take away from your point, but according to the Chicago Sun-Times report, the driver requested a breathalyzer test on the scene, but the officer claimed he didn't have a breathalyzer device in his squad car. The driver only refused the test later, at the police station.

    84. Re:What the hell? by jhol13 · · Score: 1

      Exactly - reasonable.

      Did he have the gun? Is there "reasonable doubt" he did not?

    85. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting

      If they do, they would have legal grounds for getting the officer investigated (vigilantism has been a crime for a while, and "terroristic threats" were added shortly after 9/11), possibly kicked out the force, and maybe even jailed.

      This should not be considered a bad thing. Getting rid of bent cops is the only way you can ever ensure law enforcement is free of corruption. If the corrupt advertise their corruption, do not excuse them for it, nail the bastards to the courtroom wall.

      You want to know the reason nobody trusts those with power, and why power seemingly corrupts? Easy. Power doesn't corrupt, the corrupt seek power, and society hands that power to those who brag the best (ie: are the least stable). If you want those with authority to be responsible, then do not permit the irresponsible within a mile of authority.

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    86. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Au contrare. The precident set in this case would say that your facebook status shows prior knowledge of the action and therefore would secure your conviction.

      Now, if the cop who arrested you had a facebook page status of "I need 3 more arrests to make my quota for the month", you might have an easier time of it. Who, in their right minds, is going to take the sworn testimony of a cop needing to make up numbers seriously?

      In your example, the situation is reversed. Who is going to take YOUR sworn testimony seriously if you accuse someone of setting you up before the event in question took place? My guess is that your credibility would be zero, just like this cop's.

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    87. Re:What the hell? by twostix · · Score: 5, Interesting

      always prefix and end your conversations with "yes sir" and "no sir".

      This has always baffled me about you Americans, you viciously and readily proclaim yourselves as a nation of citizens over state power and the freest people on earth, but every single time a thread like this comes up people say baffling things like the above. Why would you, a free and presumably upstanding citizen of the community call a public servant "Sir" - in a manner that's really a bit too close to groveling for comfort?

      How does having to grovel to police officers lest you upset them and they ruin your life (apparently they have this much power in your country) make you the freest people on earth?

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does, but here in Australia nobody calls anybody Sir except for people employed in the service industry and some children to adults. If I was being bailed up by the police and I started calling them Sir, it'd probably make things worse. Either they'd think I was a spineless lick-spittle trying to suck up to them and so not worthy of ANY respect, or they'd think I was taking the piss and being a smartarse and so worthy of a hard time.

      Whenever I've had association with police on either side of the law (more often than I'd like to admit now that I think about it), I speak to them in exactly the same manner that I would speak to any other reasonable and upstanding adult that I have just met. With general politeness and general respect, no more and no less, they're not gods and treating them as such is probably half the reason your police run around thinking they are. Wouldn't you get a bit of an ego if people were falling at your feet calling you Sir everywhere you went just because of some government power you wield?

      Of course you're entirely correct about the temper and arguing, but attempts at gentle correction of inaccuracies in the officers claims are perfectly reasonable, they're just people after all and may well be wrong. And if they're a reasonable person and officer they'll listen to what you have to say. If they're a prick then all bets are off anyway temper or not.

      I enjoy the internet, sometimes it lets me see how much better my own country is than others in various things, (the opposite too).

    88. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 1

      And that is why you don't want cops who are known to exaggerate, tell tall tales, seek out confrontation where none exists so they can brag about it afterwards, etc. With power comes responsibility, and responsibility never meshes well with those who play false.

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    89. Re:What the hell? by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      I would refuse a breathalyzer test. If a cop is that sure they can't arrest me and do a blood test, and then I'll write some angry letters for them wasting my time. I'm not risking my criminal record on a device that overestimates at least 23% of the time.

    90. Re:What the hell? by niko9 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Exactly how many laws are on the books in the state where you live?

      20,000?

      50,000?

      What about federal laws?

      Does anyone honestly know?

      The point is, that there are so many laws on the book, it is impossible to not be guilty of one of them. And also given the fact that a vast majority of them are punctuated with discretionary conditions in them, such as "what an average person would believe" or "Probable Cause" or "Credible Suspicion", etc., who is to say definitively? Afterall, the officer has sole discretion in interpretation of these conditions.

      I know this might only seem like a small consolation, but the fifth amendment was designed to protect against this very type of situation. One of the most invaluable things I have *ever* seen since being on the internet is this video by law professor James Duane: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865

      He also gives half of his lecture time to a police officer in hope that he might discredit anything he has said. Pay close attention to him quoting a Supreme Court justice and what that man has to say about the fifth.

      P.S. I make it a point of watching this video at least once a year. Every US citizen should do the same.

    91. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, cops (in the US) have guns and dead people don't tend to take the stand a whole lot.

      Also, an arrest does more damage to a person's reputation than a conviction. This means arrests must be done with as much consideration for the law as humanly possible. Those found innocent afterwards never fully recover, so you want as few such cases as you can.

      Lastly, the cops are not hired to be thugs. They are hired to keep the peace, not beat the living daylights out of it. If all you want are enforcers, then organized crime is generally better equipt than police forces, and often does a better job. No sane populace opts for this, because enforcement should be the smallest component of policing, not the largest. It is also why countries like the UK have opted for community policing (which is 99% helping people and only 1% cops-mash-up-robbers) to reduce actual crime.

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    92. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      As a native American, I can say that "sir" is used very often. Its use has been declining for the last 50 years, but it's very common to address any stranger, younger or older, professional or not, as "sir" or "ma'am". Not addressing a police officer as "sir" would actually be according them a lower standard of respect than is common for the public at large.

      That said, you're right. People here say the words, but they don't have any idea about civics. Freedom is a state of mind and way of thinking, but it's easier just to say the words, recite the Pledge, and go home feeling smugly superior.

    93. Re:What the hell? by FearForWings · · Score: 1

      Also from TFA:

      Was Officer Ettienne a diligent cop who found a gun after chasing an ex-convict weaving through traffic on a stolen motorcycle? Or was his story a devious facade in keeping with the ruthless character he revealed on social network Web sites?

      I'd tend to agree that his online conduct was unprofessional, and that the resisting arrest charge that the article is about was probably exaggerated. If live action TV with police is any indication, everyone who is arrested gets a resisting charge added. But, the article is quite vague about what came of the other charges involved in the arrest. Why did the gun possession not result in a conviction, and what of other charges related to his driving a stolen vehicle? Or was it all fake, no gun, no chase, no stolen bike, and no resisting?

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    94. Re:What the hell? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk".

      "Locker room talk" very often reveals more about what a person is actually like than the professional image they try to present.

      If silly bits and pieces like that are valid in court,

      There are lots of words to describe a real-life cop citing a movie's depiction of a corrupt cop as a role model, but "silly" isn't one of them. "Dangerous," "scary," and "psychotic" come to mind.

      then the idiotic judge just opened a massive can of worms.

      Oh yeah, that idiot judge, preserving people's Constitutional rights. What a moron! What does he think this is, anyway, America or something?

      Nice precedent, asshole.

      A precedent that will keep people safe when the people who are supposed to protect them go off the deep end. Yeah, there's an asshole here, all right, but it's not the judge.

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    95. Re:What the hell? by Samah · · Score: 1

      Yeah. Personally, I just wonder what his Fark or 4Chan handle is.

      Personally, I was thinking it was "samefag".

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    96. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and if you take the "locker room talk" out of the station and try to impress a beautiful reporter enough to get into her pants you can blow a high-profile murder case. Ask Mark Fuhrman about that one!

    97. Re:What the hell? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The fact that anyone would truly believe that line of reasoning is what's wrong with today's society...

      Well, you're entitled to that opinion. Some of us understand that what's wrong with today's society is that there are so many cowards like you out there who are willing to cede any power to the State so long as they tell you it's for your own good.

      it's also why we're greeted by the astounding news that the criminal was actually allowed to subpoena anything so completely unrelated to the charge.

      The officer in question described, in detail and in public, the thinking that motivated his actions in the case. If you think that's "unrelated to the charge," then I have to wonder what would be related in your mind.

      Do you really not understand the facts of the case? The officer lied. The suspect never had the gun. The officer made the story up.

      Sorry, should have been tossed out. We don't have time, nor should we have any tolerance or patience, for this kind of nonsense.

      Yeah, that pesky "civil rights" thing, and that "police officers should uphold the law" nonsense -- such a time-waster ... Indeed. Why should we tolerate such silly ideas?

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    98. Re:What the hell? by DigiShaman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why would you, a free and presumably upstanding citizen of the community call a public servant "Sir" - in a manner that's really a bit too close to groveling for comfort?

      My mannerism to a public servant (be it Police, Fire, EMT, Politician, and Military) is out of respect in that they put their life on the line for me, or have been elected in a democratic fashion.

      An American police officer is a very risky job and comes with shitty hours, high divorce rate, and a paycheck that doesn't match. While I may not agree with how they conduct themselves at all times, the profession has earned my respect. In no way is my mannerism toward them groveling.

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    99. Re:What the hell? by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm a highschool teacher. Sometimes I'm in a bad, homicidal, don't-even-talk-to-me humour and that has NEVER made me fail a student or even treat them poorly.

      I can be angry without being biased. I can do my job in a respectful, fair manner, no matter what my mood is.

      So now what? Any policeman having a bad day is biased? Should they be sent home just because they had a rough day?

      Do you make jokes on Myspace about, say, wanting to beat up your students?

      Do you cite fictional portrayals of abusive teachers as role models?

      If you do these things, and then one of your students accuses you of assault, do you think it might, maybe, possibly, have a bearing on the outcome of the case?

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    100. Re:What the hell? by Suisho · · Score: 5, Informative

      In Southern United States- everyone who deserves respect is Sir, period. It starts when your tiny- everyone who is an adult is yes sir, no sir. It carries on throughout life. It actually proclaims a position LOWER for the person who is saying sir, and puts the other person in a place of authority. I *still* out of habit say yes mam , no mam to people especially if they are giving me a command and/or I am in some sort of trouble, even though I'm an adult and do not live in the southern US anymore. Though, I have to say once I moved out of the south I've gotten weird looks for it.

    101. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As usual, a complicated matter boiled down to simple black and white. There is a lot of grey mixed in with law enforcement, no matter what they outwardly tell a "suspect" ("just doing my job") or the public at large.

      Remember, they are there to serve their community. Along with the other authorities granted to them by the community, they also have one granted to them called discretion and too few of them are able or willing to use it. In order to do so, they would have to actually THINK (and care what the community actually wants them to do). Officers are allowed a certain amount of leeway in when and how to best enforce the law in the interests of the community in which they operate.

      When an officer says "just doing my job", many times it an excuse for not doing their job to the best of their abilities. Sure they are doing their job, but doing it with the minimal amount of thought and effort possible.

    102. Re:What the hell? by gravos · · Score: 1

      My own experiences with the justice system are that this is all too true.

    103. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never get in a argument with a cop. That is where the problem lies. The cop is never wrong even if he is wrong. My trick is to treat him like he is an idiot but be nice about it. They almost never figure it out. If he does, tell him he is intelligent for figuring it out and he will be too happy to do anything about it.

    104. Re:What the hell? by aaronl · · Score: 1

      >I've been pulled over at least a dozen times in the 11 years I've been driving, and only come away with a ticket once. Half the time I was definitely over the limit.

      Why is a cop pulling you over when you weren't doing something? How is that okay? What are you doing that they keep deciding to pull you over? I certainly am not starting out respectful of someone falsely accusing me of something, especially when there is a high probably that they know they are lying about it.

      I've been pulled over for being young in a car, young at night, young with other people in the car, "too young" for the car I was driving. I've been pulled over at various times for my hair being long. I've also been pulled over for doing something that I knew was against the laws of the area.

      The people that have pulled me over for doing something worthy of a citation have tended approach me, ask what I was doing, tell me why they pulled me over, and let me respond. I don't fight with someone when I know I'm in the wrong.

      BY FAR, the most offensive, lowest form of life I have ever encountered has been the cops that pulled me over for the far more frequent problem of being young. These cops endanger everyone around them, they will openly lie to you, on their reports, and to judges. They will fly down the road and tailgate you to pull you over. They will get in your face and call you a liar. This type is the kind that I have encountered more than anyone positive with a badge.

      And the worst part, is that many of the ones that aren't like the above, still cover for them. That doesn't make them particularly good people, either.

      I've spent a lot of miles on the road, and while minivans and vehicles like Buicks and such are most likely to be not paying attention... police cruisers are the mostly likely to do something dangerous. I've seen marked cruisers tailgating people with only feet of room on the highway, I've been nearly rear-ended, broadsided, and t-boned by them, because they think they own the road, and just expect people will throw their cars into ditches because there's something with a lightbar behind them, even when it's turned off. Hell, I've had one of these assholes shine a spotlight on me *while driving down a highway*.

      As someone that has been driving for well over 10 years, and has worked with police for years, I wish I had something more positive to say about them. The ones worth giving a badge to seem to have a high tendency to change jobs or retire.

    105. Re:What the hell? by Aranykai · · Score: 0, Troll

      Someone booked for DUI will always be slurring their speech, staggering, have bloodshot eyes, etc.

      If it looks, waddles and quacks like a duck...

      I'm just trying to remember the last time I saw someone drunk that didn't have those symptoms.

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    106. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or decide your tabs are forged when their perfectly legit. It takes you 3 days to bail out and when you go to fight it you're told "you should have waited until the tab number was entered into the computer before you drove, 3 days time served" by the judge.

      Note, the tabs were legal the whole time.

    107. Re:What the hell? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Er... there's one person who goes to court more than a "few times" who is in an excellent position to detect rehearsed testimony: the judge. Defence counsel should also be wise to the possibility of rehearsed evidence.

      I don't know about American courts, but in Australia you would also be entitled to test the credit of the witness, which IIRC might include leading evidence of identical testimony given by the same witness in other cases.

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    108. Re:What the hell? by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 4, Funny

      When you see people drunk, they look, waddle, and quack like ducks? Man, you know some frickin' strange drunk people, Aranykai.

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    109. Re:What the hell? by caitsith01 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I find this mentality totally mystifying too.

      You pay their salaries. They are subordinate to the executive branch of government, which is subordinate to the legislature, which is subordinate to YOU and every other citizen.

      They should be calling you sir. You should be dealing with them in a polite but not deferential manner. Otherwise you are recognising that they hold some form of authority 'at large' over you, rather than merely an authority which is activated by a combination of the valid application of democratically passed laws and your conduct.

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    110. Re:What the hell? by martinX · · Score: 1

      My BIL knows plenty of cops, good and bad, and he tells me that if you're pulled over for a traffic offence, the cop will make up his mind in the first 10 seconds whether or not you'll be ticketed. It doesn't really matter if you did it, it's all about your attitude to the cop. Call him "Officer". That's a good start.

      That's how it goes here in Queensland. In Victoria they'll just shoot you.

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    111. Re:What the hell? by mr100percent · · Score: 1

      It's more than that:

      The nail in the coffin for the officer though was probably some online comments he had left on an arrest video that included, "If he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him... If you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your moneyâ(TM)s worth â(TM)cause now heâ(TM)s going to get disciplined for a faggot-ass love tap."

    112. Re:What the hell? by thirty-seven · · Score: 1

      I know this might only seem like a small consolation, but the fifth amendment was designed to protect against this very type of situation. One of the most invaluable things I have *ever* seen since being on the internet is this video by law professor James Duane.

      He also gives half of his lecture time to a police officer in hope that he might discredit anything he has said. Pay close attention to him quoting a Supreme Court justice and what that man has to say about the fifth.

      P.S. I make it a point of watching this video at least once a year. Every US citizen should do the same.

      Thanks, that is a very interesting video. I'm not a US citizen - I'm a Canadian and obviously we don't have the same literal "fifth amendment", but we have a similar right against self-incrimination (and I would think/hope that other common law jurisdictions do, too), even though the exact limits and situations in which that right is guaranteed here will differ somewhat from the protections in the US. But the really interesting and useful parts of the video are not about the legal theory of that right, but about the practical reasons why one should use that right to its fullest extent. I was skeptical at first, but the lawyer in the video convinced me to not talk to the police if I am even remotely a suspect, no matter how innocent I am.

      One thing that troubled me, and I wish the lawyer had clarified this, is if he just meant not to talk to the police if you are a suspect (or a potential suspect)? I think that's what he implied, and I hope that's what he meant. I would hope that he isn't suggesting that people should refuse to talk to the police if they are canvasing a neighbourhood after a murder to see if anyone has seen anything suspicious, etc.

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    113. Re:What the hell? by The+Wooden+Badger · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree wholeheartedly. This guy looks like a real dirt bag.

      Based on what the article says about him and his facebook/myspace profile picture, this guy is a real winner. I don't know if the guy was packing or not (I'm kind of inclined to think he wasn't), but I think the he could have gotten away with worse. A cop that is more juiced than any major league baseball player, he talks about being motivated by something like Training Day, and he talks about getting the most out of hitting a cuffed suspect because you are going to get in trouble for it(read: he likes hitting defenseless guys). The lawyer had his work done for him.

      I also don't buy for a second that he is going to be a good little boy online. I can't take that part of the story seriously after seeing that "look at what steroids did for me" picture on myspace and facebook.

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    114. Re:What the hell? by BriggsBU · · Score: 1

      While it is not this way in all of the USA, in Texas and many southern states people are raised from the time they are born to utilize sir/maam in any communication with someone who has more authority than you. This includes parents, employers, officers of the law, etc. It is a purely societal thing in the southern USA and probably won't be changed anytime soon. Calling the officer sir/maam is simply showing respect to them. Better chance of getting off with a warning if you are polite than if you are not, after all.

    115. Re:What the hell? by whereareweheadedto · · Score: 1

      Internet has advanced so much in our lives it has actually become part of it. If someone is unable to notice it, it's probably because his/her account is on Myspace ;) The sooner we adapt to that, the better. For someone to post such status, while also being a cop is crazy. I wouldn't want to meet that guy in the street.

    116. Re:What the hell? by Renegade88 · · Score: 1

      I guess I don't understand the facts of the case. I read the article and nowhere does it state or imply that the officer planted the gun. The defendant said that in his defense; this was probably a lie.

      My interpretation is that all the events happened as documented, but because of all the oral diarrhea the officer was spewing on facebook, the guilty man got off because his lawyer convinced enough of the jury that the cop *might* have been dirty.

    117. Re:What the hell? by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Everyone tells me that I DON'T stagger or have bloodshot eyes when I'm drunk, but I do slur my speech. I also slur my speech when I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So if I don't smell of liquor and I'm slurring my speech, am I drunk? If you're a cop and you automatically answered yes, then you're exactly the sort of cop the original poster was talking about.

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    118. Re:What the hell? by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 3, Interesting

      They should be calling you sir. You should be dealing with them in a polite but not deferential manner. Otherwise you are recognising that they hold some form of authority 'at large' over you, rather than merely an authority which is activated by a combination of the valid application of democratically passed laws and your conduct.

      As a rule, police *do* address people as sir/ma'am (until/unless people start getting belligerent, at which point it becomes "scumbag" :)).

      As for recognizing that they hold some form of authority over you, well, there's an old joke:
      Q. What do you call a six foot negro with a seven foot spear?
      A. Sir!

      The simple fact that police carry lethal weapons has more than a little to do with the "sirs"...

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      Don't tell me to get a life. I had one once. It sucked.
    119. Re:What the hell? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Well, I've been at .09 and I didn't stagger around and slur my speech. Of course, that's not really drunk - the guys that cause the actual damage start at around .12 and are usually .15 and up.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    120. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've just demonstrated the reason why Australian women love Canadian guys. We have manners, you don't. Keep it up macho Australian guy!

    121. Re:What the hell? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or he just knows people who know how to party.

    122. Re:What the hell? by BrookHarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Its not a Justice system, its a Legal System. And the law is foobar'd.

    123. Re:What the hell? by samkass · · Score: 1

      They are subordinate to the executive branch of government, which is subordinate to the legislature

      Technically, in the US the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of government are all on equal footing.

      That being said, I'd always been taught the most appropriate thing to call a police officer is "officer", especially if you can't read insignia. If you can and they're a sergeant, etc., call them by their rank.

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    124. Re:What the hell? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm...if he really was Anonymous, he'd be hacking the scientologists and blowing up yellow vans. Anyone have a picture of said cop in suit, sunglasses, and hat? Can anon deliver?

    125. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We rarely see the cop that lets small infractions slide.

      Correct me if I am wrong but an infraction is still an infraction. The law was setup with punishments for every infraction that are suitable for the crime.

      I'm sorry that crime has become so common place that we think that a "small infraction" deserves no punishment. Its like a child who pushes the limits of your patience day after day until you give in. Then you can no longer punish the child since you have set a poor example in the past.

      As far as this particular case, possession of a weapon is a very serious issue and is by no means a "small infraction."

      You know what, I would have loved to see what you would have said if you were arrested for getting a blow job from your wife in Utah or one of the other 8 states where it was illegal until 2003.

      Well, I did say from your wife, so obviously that's a purely hypothetical scenario with little bearing on reality... but still, my point is that there are so many laws that (1) cops can't possibly understand them all and (2) some laws are so archaic that they aren't relevant.

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    126. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a southern thing. Here in New Jersey, if you called a cop "sir" he would think you were being a smart-ass.

    127. Re:What the hell? by zombie_monkey · · Score: 2

      Did you even read the GP comment? He was refering to what the policemen claim in their testimony. And you were even modded up.

    128. Re:What the hell? by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1
      If one would give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest man, I would find something in them to have him hanged.

      --Cardinal Richelieu

      I think the point the lawyer was making is that nothing you say to the police can turn out good for you. So when the police ask if you noticed anyone steeling bikes from the neighborhood, sit down with your lawyer for a few hours and sanitize your statements. Should only cost a few hundred dollars.

    129. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly how many laws are on the books in the state where you live?
      [...]
      "what an average person would believe"

      A better question: "How many laws does the average person break per day?"

      Speeding?
      Jaywalking?
      Witchcraft?
      "Sitting in a parked car with the engine running for more than 5 minutes"? (yes, it is against the law in MA)

      If enough of the population breaks a law _every day_ it would probably be a good idea to toss the law.

    130. Re:What the hell? by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      They're not gods. But they have a god complex, otherwise they'd be milkmen or magazine editors.

      But you're right, what that one guy posted as personal advice is completely representative of the entire country. Hope you got your "Australia 1 America 0" fix for the day.

      I enjoy the internet because over here the government isn't waiting for the right time to toss up the filters.

    131. Re:What the hell? by Belial6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "An American police officer is a very risky job and comes with shitty hours, high divorce rate, and a paycheck that doesn't match."

      The same could be said of the guy working at the QuikyMart. Do you treat them with the same 'respect' that you do the police?

    132. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      It's not about anyone's ability to adhere to every single law, nor is it about honesty, it's about your ability to piss off the cop enough that he pulls some obscure law out of his arse - I know it's hard to belive but cops are kinda like humans with a uniform.

      Their job is to keep the peace, the job of the judicary is to work out the legal fine print and who was/wasn't being "reasonable". Try treating the cops with the same respect you want them to show you and you will be amazed at how quickly they "lighten up". Also you do realise your original post describes the good cop/bad cop routine, right? - Do you know why they are taught to do that? Did you know they do it to prospective recruits for the same reason?

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    133. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 0, Troll

      Thank-you, I'll take that as a compliment. And no, you can't take it back!

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    134. Re:What the hell? by Nyeerrmm · · Score: 1

      As someone who's grown up in Oklahoma and Texas (kind of southern, kind of midwest), sir and ma'am do indicate respect, but not solely subordinate-to-superior. As often as not, it can also be used as a sign of mutual respect between equals, which does, I feel, go along with the American egalitarian ideal.

      As far as our tendency to elevate public servants to positions of authority over us, I can understand the confusion. I think it's a general extension of republicanism (small-r), where we elect people to rule us, placing them in authority even though we know in the end, they're subservient to the people.

      Beyond that, while we do value our freedom, we also tend to take comfort in order and the rule of law. I think that also helps explain our near-religious adherence to our Constitution: by holding to it like we do we're able to sustain an effective government and a strong sense of law and order while maintaining our freedom and growing more equal over time (yes I'm aware we do screw it up sometimes). I read somewhere that in France they say that in America, the people are afraid of the government, while in France, the government is afraid of the people. I think these odd habits of ours are related. If I remember correctly France has had 7 or 8 revolutions and changes in government systems since we instituted our system... in their minds, if the government gets too powerful and oppressive its high-time for a revolution. Here in America though, we've stuck with our system for quite a while and see it as something more than mere laws, its part of who we are as a people, and gives an overriding sense of stability and the rule of law. We're scared of giving the government more power than what it has because the idea of replacing the system is almost unimaginable.

      I hope my ramblings make some sense of our point of view... obviously its not perfect, but it works pretty well for us.

    135. Re:What the hell? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      You are wrong. The law is set up so that everyone breaks a minor law regularly. The idea is that you can be arrested for one of these at any time, when there is no evidence against you for the crime a police officer has a hunch you may have done. Once you are arrested, the police can search you, seize your vehicle, and everything they'd be able to do in a totalitarian police state.

      "I see something suspicious" -> go to location -> see people who aren't doing anything illegal
      The LAW says: no evidence. Do not detain them.
      The system says: I wasted my time for this? What else can I get them for? Maybe I can turn up something later to "justify" my actions.
      -> still turn up nothing -> keep pressing the "minor" charges to save face.

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      -- 'The' Lord and Master Bitman On High, Master Of All
    136. Re:What the hell? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Who, in their right minds, is going to take the sworn testimony of a cop needing to make up numbers seriously?

      Since it's known the cop works for quota anyway, it's implicit that he and all the cops in the precinct needs to make up the numbers, week after week. Who, in their right minds, indeed.

      Quota based policing: It'll find crime whether it exists or not.

    137. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Its neither. Its a revenue source. True guilt or innocence does not matter one whit. Want to be proven innocent regardless if one did a crime or not? Pony up for a good legal team who has manpower to do research and find any dirt on the witnesses being paraded so the jury discredits them.

      This is why Madoff will never see a day in jail.

    138. Re:What the hell? by lena_10326 · · Score: 0

      This has always baffled me about you Americans, you viciously and readily proclaim yourselves as a nation of citizens over state power and the freest people on earth, but every single time a thread like this comes up people say baffling things like the above. Why would you, a free and presumably upstanding citizen of the community call a public servant "Sir" - in a manner that's really a bit too close to groveling for comfort

      There are 3 reasons.

      1. We're not free. Don't believe the rhetoric.
      2. American police have guns and trigger fingers. They've become accustomed to holding an elevated position in society and expect you to obey their commands. You don't test the police here. If you do, you will die.
      3. Our laws and court systems generally favor the police. The court of public opinion usually favors the victi^H^H^H^H^H defendant. Guess which opinion wins? The one with the guns.

      And, that is why you say to an officer Yes Sir, No sir.

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    139. Re:What the hell? by Ihlosi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Someone booked for DUI will always be slurring their speech, staggering, have bloodshot eyes, etc.

      Great. How about a defendant who can prove that he can still talk properly and walk on a straight line even with 0.2% BAC because he's an actual alcoholic?

    140. Re:What the hell? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      it was made as a public announcement on a publicly viewable board

      It wasn't made as a public announcement. It was made as a status update for his friends. That he's using a site anyone can register for (and try to befriend him to access his status updates) doesn't matter.

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    141. Re:What the hell? by Talgrath · · Score: 1

      If the cop wasn't a dirty cop then he should consider this to be a lesson, our system is based on what we can observe, we don't know what everyone involved actually did or thought. The linked article also doesn't give us a full trial log, it could be that there are other factors involved as well that made the suspect seem innocent. However, ultimately if this guy really did lie about his gun possession chances are pretty good he'll be caught again anyway; criminals like this one are much less than bright.

    142. Re:What the hell? by hkmwbz · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I also slur my speech when I haven't slept in over 24 hours.

      In which case you shouldn't be driving in the first place. Fatigue is as bad as alcohol in traffic, research shows.

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    143. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so i herd u leik mudkipz?

    144. Re:What the hell? by MooUK · · Score: 1

      Mind you, if you're very tired your judgement is probably impaired with similar potential results to DUI.

    145. Re:What the hell? by hkmwbz · · Score: 1

      If live action TV with police is any indication, everyone who is arrested gets a resisting charge added.

      If you resist, sure. If you don't, no resisting charge.

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    146. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is drafted to be a police officer. They willingly accepted the job. If it is such a shitty job then they made a bad career choice -- no more no less.

    147. Re:What the hell? by mrsurb · · Score: 1

      (and it's lose, goddamn you! Loses the locker room talk, loses his job. Loose is what you do to the hounds)

      loose talk loses case and loser loses job

    148. Re:What the hell? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      So all I need is:
        - A lawyer
        - A few hundred dolars
        - A few hours ...fuck

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    149. Re:What the hell? by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

      but they don't, really.
      a set of laws, sure. But a single law? Only a handful of people. No reason to throw it out, right?

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    150. Re:What the hell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Sorta like the arrest report I have that I've saved for over 20 years.

      Reality: I'm sitting quietly on some church steps with a girl, a cop car pulls up on the lawn, I look up to see the cop's mouth move but can't tell what he said, so I ask "would you like us to leave officer?" (it was not unusual for cops to shoo teens along around that neighborhood.) He grins, says no, he wants ID, I have none, he arrests me.

      His police report: says I was making a disturbance, refused repeated requests that I leave until finally he was forced to arrest me.

      I'm lucky that's all it was, he threatened to add resisting arrest (which I of course didn't do.)

      In the car on the way to the station I find out why I had just been arrested for sitting on church steps. Turns out I had made some wisecracking unflattering comments about the town's cops' weight and age in the presence of an undercover cop (who was busy checking someone else out at the time...) and the arresting cop says to me "how about we let you meet with him alone in a room and talk about just how fat and old you think we cops are?"

      I was guilty of being a cynical 19 year old wiseass, is all.

      COPS LIE. ROUTINELY.

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    151. Re:What the hell? by syousef · · Score: 1

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does, but here in Australia nobody calls anybody Sir except for people employed in the service industry and some children to adults.

      I live in Australia, and on the perhaps 3 occassions I've been pulled over by police, I've called the officer sir out of respect for their position and to make it damn clear that I'm being polite and cooperative. Grovelling? Perhaps you could argue that, but the police easily wield as much power here as in the US, if not more and only an idiot will put someone who has power over them off side when it's as easy as saying "sir" to make it clear you're not being disrespectful.

      I also call other people sir or ma'am on the street or on public transport. Some people are incredibly impressed if you greet them respecfully and it can be the difference between your first impression being to put someone off or them taking a liking to you.

      Also before spouting on about how US citizens aren't free consider that in Australia we do not have a right to remain silent, we don't have fair use rights (we still can't even legally backup our DVDs for crying out loud), we certainly haven't got the right to bear arms (which I'm not so phased by given that there are some violent idiots here...but when you extend the law to define laser pointers as weapons because idiots here think it's funny to blind pilots with them you have to wonder). Hell I've even been forced against my will to keep a minute by minute diary of my activities (albeit only for a few days) for our census. That's right I had to report to our government when I went pee pee on penalty of going to jail if I didn't. I wouldn't be crowing about the US' lack of freedom.

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    152. Re:What the hell? by Franklin+Brauner · · Score: 1

      I had those symptoms the last time I had the flu. Am I a duck?

    153. Re:What the hell? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Agreed on shitty hours and high divorce rate. But paycheck? Where I live, cops START at a 100K a year, and it goes up from there. This is on top of awesome benefits and a retirement age in the 50s.

      Being a cop is an awesome job, if you can stomach its inherent shittyness.

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    154. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "Officer" is the Aussie equivalent of "Sir"

      I'm also an Aussie, the correct way to address an Aussie cop is "Officer", "Yes officer", "No officer", "I should know better officer", "I tell my kids the same thing officer". Try it next time one pulls you over and you KNOW you are in the wrong. Never have I been more sorry than when as a long-haired freak in the 70's I turned to my g/f and said (just a little too loudly) "the dipshit is checking my rego because he thinks I stole the bike".

      However I agree, if you think you are right keep using "officer" to adress them and treat them as reasonable human beings while stating your case ONCE, leave the arguments for the court room. Oh and if you do find yourself in court don't lean on the wittness box and talk to the judge as if you were down the pub talking to your mates, trust me when I say pissing a judge off is much worse than arguing with a cop.

      Notice also that the cops over here will call you "Sir" on certain occasions, usually when they are deadly serious about what they are asking you to do and haven't yet established your name. Does the phrase "Can I see you license sir" ring any bells or do they use that language on me because I'm an old fart?

      None of this is subservience it's plain old fashioned respect (both ways). Also a healthy dose of humility when you know your in the wrong doesn't hurt anything, except maybe one's ego.

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      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    155. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (and it's lose, goddamn you! Loses the locker room talk, loses his job. Loose is what you do to the hounds)

      Thank you for pointing out the loose/lose spelling error.

      It is a pet peeve of mine and it does cause me to lose respect for the poster due to him or her being so loose with their spelling.

    156. Re:What the hell? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      In Derby citizens are required to attend Archery practice in the town square on Sundays whilst in York any Welshman found within the walls after dark may be shot with an arrow.

      Or something like that, there is a whole load of ridiculous laws which no bothers enforcing anymore still on the books.

    157. Re:What the hell? by dotgain · · Score: 1

      Ha! Police!?! Keeping checks on themselves?!!. Ohhh, you're so cute.

    158. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to miss the point entirely! And you were still moderated +5 insightful! Congratulations!

      If you weren't an obtuse jackass, you would have realized he was saying that even if those symptoms didn't appear on a suspect, the cops testimony would be the same regardless.

    159. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am an anonymous coward, you insensitive clod!

    160. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's intensely hard to NOT resist slightly when someone shoves you hands behind your back and throws you to the floor or closest wall/car bonnet.

      Try it - have one of your mates do it to you and see if you can resist the instinct to struggle. All your trying to do is get your arms out in front of you to stop your face taking the brunt - but this is resisting according to police.

      It doesn't require you to have done anything threatening or violent for cops to act this way when arresting you - it just takes an arrogant arresting officer who is already sure you're scum.

      *captcha: enforcer - don't tell me computers don't understand irony.

    161. Re:What the hell? by VagaStorm · · Score: 1

      Define resist. Sure it is if I hit the cop and run, but am I resisting if I'm drunk and trip(I'm handcuffed after all).

    162. Re:What the hell? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Friends or not, the same rules for entrapment and privacy apply. If he willingly admits or tells someone something in confidence and that other person tells someone else, it is availible for all to see and know regardless of any perceived secrecy or confidentiality that isn't otherwise prescribed by law.

      Yes, that means, if you tell your lawyer you did it, he doesn't have to tell anyone else and most likely wouldn't be allowed in court because he is your lawyer and the laws specifically address them. But if you tell your wife in confidentiality that you did it, she can tell the cops where the body is buried and even tell the courts that you admitted to her that you did it.

      So the question is, how did the defense know to look at his myspace stuff. Well, it was probably a tip they got from someone that he pissed off or it was covered under and attempt to get online communications like the one posted about the arrest video.

    163. Re:What the hell? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Define resist. Sure it is if I hit the cop and run, but am I resisting if I'm drunk and trip(I'm handcuffed after all).

      Yes you are, if the cop says so. And handcuffs aren't really an obstacle to resisting arrest.

    164. Re:What the hell? by maj1k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      a few of my cousins work as cops up here in canada. they've told me that the hardest to catch drunk drivers are the chronic alcoholics ... they don't show visible signs of being drunk even though they've had over a dozen drinks. you might not know any of these people but be sure they exist.

    165. Re:What the hell? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      ...that the criminal was actually allowed to subpoena anything so completely unrelated to the charge.

      Actually he wasn't, at least not initially. It's after the defense lawyer found these public comments that he was allowed to subpoena his accounts.

      Then Mr. Lesher tracked down comments Officer Ettienne had made on the Internet about video clips of arrests. An officer should not have punched a handcuffed man, Officer Ettienne wrote. "If he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him." He added: "If you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your money's worth 'cause now he's going to get disciplined for" a relatively light punch.

      The defense was originally going to be your straight the-cop-was-under-the-influence-of-steroids defense, which is kind of unfair as well. There is actually lots of prejudice against muscle-heads in general, and the fact that the steroids were legal doesn't help that cop too much. There is a lot of prejudice against hormonally-enhanced athletes, just as much as there is a lot of prejudice against police men under the influence of steroids being allowed to carry guns. If you ask me, if we're going to have people carrying guns in my neighborhood, I'd prefer that they be weed-users -- not steroids users, but may be that's just me.

    166. Re:What the hell? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      Your sort of spot on. The problem is with the punishment.

      There are a lot of things that are infractions but normal people do because of necessity or lack of knowledge. It doesn't absolve them from a crime but it could change the punishment or make it completely non-existent. The problem is that a cop isn't the judge or the jury. Punishment shouldn't be the focus, rather the punishment or case being decided by the courts should be.

      The reason for this is because when cops decide they are the judge and jury and let people off, they also decide they are and just maybe there was a way to arrest the guy without shooting him, maybe there was a way to arrest him without tazing him, maybe the guy didn't exactly resist arrest, maybe there was a way of doing what needed to be done without the cops predetermining guilt and exacting punishment on the suspect before he got the right to a judge and jury. Maybe some dumbass in the bay area metro station would still be alive if cops didn't do that. This story is exactly about that. A cop who thought he was the judge and jury and did illegal things to make sure someone paid. The cops shouldn't have the power to be a judge or jury- maybe then we would think twice about some stupid laws on the books that only seem to be enforced when the cops want to screw with someone.

    167. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we don't know what everyone involved actually did or thought

      Someone needs to get on a solution for that right now! With logs kept indefinitely, of course,

    168. Re:What the hell? by tapanitarvainen · · Score: 2, Interesting

      if you (as a defendant) lie in court, it's perjury and you're in deep shit.

      Really? In which country? In places I know of (European only, I'm afraid), the defendant does not (is not even allowed to) swear he's telling the truth nor can be punished for lying to defend himself. Only witnesses can be charged with perjury, not defendants.

    169. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the main thrust of the point here. The 'perps' often don't have these symptoms at all. The cop just has to say they did to get a conviction.

    170. Re:What the hell? by Negatyfus · · Score: 1

      I would have to be extremely fucking drunk to openly display those symptoms. But I will have been over the legal blood-alcohol limit long before that, so I have to wonder if really *all* of those DUI offenders display *all* of those symptoms. In fact, why would breathalyzer tests be needed if it would be so easy to tell without one?

    171. Re:What the hell? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      When an officer cites you for driving too fast for conditions (which is what an excessive speed charge when doing the speed limit would be), he has to make the case that the conditions required you to drive slower to permit safe operation.

      Obviously, if he claimed there was 10 inches of snow on the road in the middle of July in AZ, he couldn't make the case. If he said there was some substance the was spilled on the road making it slippery, then he would have to show that you had warning of it. In other words, it isn't as simple as writing a ticket for 50 in a 50 zone. It may be hard to fight it but it isn't exactly that simple.

    172. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe its Scotsmen who can be shot in York on sundays - with either an Arrow or a crossbow bolt.

      Many a Yorkshire man delights in telling me that over a pint - and I'm not sure, but I don't think there's a historical reason for them to fear the welsh? I never heard of a welsh invasion that made it to York?

    173. Re:What the hell? by diskis · · Score: 1

      I'd like to offer a differing view on traffic policing. I've lived in two countries, country 1 being very lax on driving offences. A co-worker of mine drove for almost 10 years without a license before being caugth, fined, and was allowed to drive away. Country 2 on the other hand, has severe penalties on driving infractions, fines can be massive and it's easy to earn jail time.

      Country 1 had the most banged up cars, clogged streets, retards driving. Felt very unsafe, and you couldn't trust a stoplight, there was always an asshole running the red light.
      In country 2, it felt safe and comfortable, the traffic was smooth, people communicated.

      So, even though I'm against a police force with limitless power, I think that the traffic police should be granted the authority to burn up the worst offenders cars :)

    174. Re:What the hell? by Riceo · · Score: 1

      How sure are you that you wasn't just watching Superbad?

    175. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same could be said of the guy working at the QuikyMart. Do you treat them with the same 'respect' that you do the police?

      No, I treat them with more.

    176. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't have said it better myself...

    177. Re:What the hell? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!"

      For someone in a position of public trust, even having a MySpace account etc, is vain and stupid.

      No one else gives a fuck about ones "mood", and IMO anyone dumb enough to post that shit deserves to have their integrity questioned just for being an idiot. You cannot mis-use what you don't use in the first place, and public "vanity" pages just drip with opportunities to exploit the vanity that drives them. They might makes sense for a teenage girl with a head full of feathers, but not someone supposedly worthy of respect.

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    178. Re:What the hell? by theeddie55 · · Score: 1

      why did the flu make you waddle around quacking?

    179. Re:What the hell? by Aladrin · · Score: 2, Insightful

      To be 'over the limit' and legally drunk you don't have to be anywhere close to showing those symptoms.

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    180. Re:What the hell? by yvesdandoy · · Score: 0

      totaly agree !

    181. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Cops are in it for the power. Remember the kids at school who swaggered down the halls looking to pick on any kid who looked a bit different? Back then they were 'policing' the school (i.e. beating up smaller kids) in the name of the 'community' (i.e. the consensus of normality reached by the population of the school which few if any people really adhered to).

      Someone just gave them a uniform is all.

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    182. Re:What the hell? by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. Never before coming to Slashdot have I seen the two mixed up so frequently. I never would've placed it on the level of "they're", "their", "there", which even I accidentally mix up sometimes in quick writing because they sound the same in my head. Loose and lose don't even sound the same.

      It can't be a British difference, because then somebody would've told us by now and defended it.

      I'm stymied.

    183. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You can't put someone in prison for setting their "mood" to vigilante on the internet. Talk about a massive violation of the 1st Amendment.

      The only way a person could be prosecuted is if he actually *became* a vigilante.

    184. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 5, Informative

      "Resisting Arrest" is one of the nastiest part of the law. Basically, if they wrongly arrest you - that is they attack you without provocation - then by trying to protect yourself even by raising your hands to stop yourself being hit you are still in the wrong - because you DARED to try and defend yourself against the state sponsored thug.

      I the UK its a staple of police procedure; they look for some kid from the estates who has by necessity learnt to resolve shit with his fists, back him into a corner, and intimidate him until he either tries to run or push one of the pigs just to get away. Then he is cuffed and dragged off for resisting arrest/assaulting an officer despite the fact they had no reason to approach him in the first place. Magistrates just wave this through (I know, I used to work at a magistrates court) and the police hoover up easy arrests at the expense of some of the most vulnerable people in society. Sickening.

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    185. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 1

      If you are a school teacher you ought to be damn careful what you say on a public website. My fiancee is. Why should police be any different? Oh, I remember, its because they consider themselves above the law.

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    186. Re:What the hell? by luder · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, I got totally drunk last night and I surely don't remember having any of those symptoms...

    187. Re:What the hell? by packeteer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This is such a misunderstanding of alcohol related injuries I am not sure how to get through to you. I can however start explaining. Alcohol related crashes are almost never when a drunk person cannot stay on the road and goes off and hits something/someone. It is almost always a situation that might have caused a sober person to crash but definitely will cause a drunk person to crash. Someone not seeing the drunk driver or the other way around. All kinds of other risks are involved here and alcohol is just the one that seals the deal.

      One of the big reasons we have so many alcohol related crashes is because people get up to somewhere above the legal limit but they say "hey the law doesn't know wtf they are talking about, I'm fine to drive". Then once they get home they don't trust the limits at all. Eventually someone is going to get hurt doing that and in your entire life it may never be you. It's when people think they are the exception that things really start to get dangerous.

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    188. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of when the UK police, believing a Brazilian electrician was an Arab suicide bomber, chased the man down and shot him in the head 7 times. In the immediate aftermath they made a big thing above his visa possibly not being in order, as if that justifies summary execution on a fucking tube train.

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    189. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 5, Informative

      I remember when I lost my faith in the police. I was in third grade and a girl came in to tell us a story about her dad getting pulled over for speeding going 5 mph over while people were zipping past him. He asked the cop why he was the one pulled over and the cop literally said "you were easier to catch". From that moment, I have never trusted authority. It has been an excellent policy for me.

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    190. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm just trying to remember the last time I saw someone drunk that didn't have those symptoms.

      I can't remember the last time I saw someone drunk who had all those symptoms, of which I was certain enough to testify to that effect in court.

    191. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, research shows that Fatigue is worse than being at the legal limit for driving (0.08 where I live.) I've driven nearly-drunk (well-buzzed) once and medium-buzzed once, both were scary but not as scary as the accident I was in where I was very tired and in the rain and couldn't properly see the road. Luckily I only hit a barrier, and not hard enough to render the car undrivable. These days, I slow down and take it easy in situations like that. Stupidity is the actual cause of 100% of accidents.

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    192. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hate "sir". I am much more comfortable with "oi, you" which is a happy coincidence, living in England.

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    193. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 1

      Seeing as the conviction (like the majority of convictions) largely relies on the cops testimony for evidence - yes I think it is entirely appropriate that the defence demonstrating the unreliability of the cop would lead to acquittal.

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    194. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the US, it's customary to refer to police officers as sir/ma'am, but it's also customary for police officers to use sir/ma'am when talking to cooperative suspects, even after they've been arrested. (Well, actually, all of this depends on which police station you go to. The US is a huge country, and our police forces run the gamut all the way from highly-trained professionals to mouth-breathing chin-dribbling retards.)

    195. Re:What the hell? by Aris+Katsaris · · Score: 1

      No, I guess in your own universe police officers are always paragons of virtue, even when they straightforwardedly admit their corruption in networking sites.

      It's the badge you see. To people like you, it's like the Knighthood of old. How dare mere peasants challenge their betters. How dare mere peasants bring evidence of their betters' own words.

    196. Re:What the hell? by kinnell · · Score: 1

      My mannerism to a public servant (be it Police, Fire, EMT, Politician, and Military) is out of respect in that they put their life on the line for me, or have been elected in a democratic fashion.

      I think the question is do you address everybody you respect as "sir", or is it just police officers etc? Is this the norm?

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    197. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "They should be calling you sir. You should be dealing with them in a polite but not deferential manner. Otherwise you are recognising that they hold some form of authority 'at large' over you, rather than merely an authority which is activated by a combination of the valid application of democratically passed laws and your conduct"

      MEARLY??? What other form of valid authority is there?

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    198. Re:What the hell? by Zironic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's also very interesting to see this behavior from a Swedish point of view, our equivalent of the word "sir" hasn't been in common use for atleast 50 years, we also don't use lastnames or titles if we can avoid it so the only way to sound polite without sounding like you belong to a b&w movie is by actually being polite :O

    199. Re:What the hell? by MirthScout · · Score: 1

      All that's usually needed is a reasonable doubt.

      Correct. But they are not supposed to ignore the word "reasonable".

    200. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's unfair to call someone corrupt because of a status in My Space. Are cops never allowed to be in a devious mood? This could have been attributed to a countless number of scenarios the cop was in. I agree getting rid of bent cops is the only way to prevent corruption, but I don't think it's fair to say this man is a bent cop because of his My Space status.

    201. Re:What the hell? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      It can't be a British difference, because then somebody would've told us by now and defended it.

      If my told you meant verbally abused you for daring to deviate from God's own language, then yes you're right. Sadly, in this case, were just as bad as everyone else so we'll hold our tongues *mumble*bloody americans*mumble*.

    202. Re:What the hell? by permaculture · · Score: 1

      > As for recognizing that they hold some form of authority over you, well, there's an old joke:
      > Q. What do you call a six foot negro with a seven foot spear?
      > A. Sir!
      >
      > The simple fact that police carry lethal weapons has more than a little to do with the "sirs"... ... because they might suddenly decide to use it on you, right?

      Got it.

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    203. Re:What the hell? by Smackintosh · · Score: 1

      Ok, a few things:

      1. My apologies as I made the mistake of not reading the full, original article that the /. headline pointed to. I based my comments on the content of the /. article only. The only thing indicated there were Facebook and MySpace 'statuses' that were questionanble. To base the dismissal on those alone I thought was frivolous

      2. I don't think ceding power to the state is cowardly. In fact, it has to be done in many circumstances (unfortunate as that may be). That doesn't mean we shouldn't be wary of it, however.

      3. Was there another article I missed? You said the 'facts of the case' show that the 'suspect never had the gun' and that the officer 'made the story up'. What? How the hell do you know that? It's a real possibility, yes. That's what the article implies. But those aren't facts per se. It's also a real possibility the guy had the gun on him. Sorry, in most cases (though not as much in this one) I'm more inclined to believe the officer than I am the accused. Obviously there are crooked cops out there. Question is, how many?

      4. I think the fact that the man uses steroids is a much greater issue than Facebook or MySpace statues. So are his prior record of arrests and personal commentaries. That makes things somewhat questionable.

      5. There's no doubt we need to 'police' our own police force for improper behavior. We've seen too many instances of it. And you're right, civil rights need to be upheld, obviously. But, the fact of the matter is, police officers are always going to have the benefit of the doubt over a supposed criminal (as they should). If this wasn't the case then we'd simply have other run-of-the-mill citizens trying to 'police' each other. Police officers always have to be held to a higher standard of honesty, ethics, and propriety. If they aren't, they can't be trusted to be the entities we need them to be.

    204. Re:What the hell? by Nocturnal+Deviant · · Score: 1

      This is a facebook status you know, i mean my name is Nocturnal Deviant if i still had a facebook and had deviant up would that hold up in court? half my user names have Deviant in them, so really come now..

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    205. Re:What the hell? by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1

      How about the part where he isn't accused of any actual crime, just "possession of a weapon". Sure, NY probably has some left wing "gun control" law, but "possession of a weapon" is a constitutionally protected right, not a crime in my book.

    206. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      Hey Mister Insight, have you ever been arrested? I don't even know where to start, so let me just remind you that the U.S. Constitution had amendments written as part of a compromise, addressing the issue of protecting THE PEOPLE from their own government. This is not new. I, for one, would like to amend the wire-tapping laws to allow citizens to record incidents of being protected and served by their public employees.

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    207. Re:What the hell? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It's a delicate balance indeed, but public figures should expect just a bit more scrutiny.

      I definitely agree with you that cops who lie should be fired and prosecuted for perjury. But I'm curious if you felt the same way when a past President lied to a judge in a civil rights trial? Or was that OK because it was "just sex"?

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    208. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well what your mama does to the hounds is pretty tight...

    209. Re:What the hell? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      I've been drunk enough that I wouldn't want to drive and yet not shown any of those symptoms plenty of times... Yes, if you're really drunk then you'll be staggering, slurring etc, but you can be "too drunk to drive" and not have got to the "staggering and slurring" stage.

    210. Re:What the hell? by argStyopa · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Someone booked for DUI will always be slurring their speech, staggering, have bloodshot eyes, etc. Someone booked for resisting arrest will always have been waving his arms and cursing, etc. This isn't because all the offenses are the same. It's because the officer's testimony has no relation to the truth."
      Ballocks.

      Utter ballocks.

      Of course the alternative reason that the stories are similar is because...they're similar circumstances. Doh? People intoxicated enough to affect their driving visibly ALSO usually tend to have slurred speech, if they can't steer straight they tend to stagger when standing.

      Lots and lots and lots of posts here about how unfair cops are. Yep, truly a 'who watches the watchmen' situation, but hardly new.

      Of course, I've never hung out with dirtbags, never associated with people with publicly-known criminal records, never mouthed off to a cop, never done drugs, so I'm sure it's just COINCIDENCE that this never happened to me?

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    211. Re:What the hell? by hattig · · Score: 1

      It basically means that no police officer can use sarcasm in their off-duty hours.

      Clearly the facebook status was sarcastic, and really shouldn't have been an issue in this case where the facts should speak for themselves. Did the guy have a weapon? Did he have a reason to be holding that weapon?

      The MySpace status was probably a poor choice, but again I don't think you could use a statement made off hours against someone's professional conduct. It's severely restricting the rights of the cop to free expression.

    212. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why did the flu make you waddle around quacking?

      Duh, it was the Avian flu!

    213. Re:What the hell? by Drumforyourlife · · Score: 1

      Simply refusing a breathalyzer here in the empire state is enough to get your license suspended for 6 months. Cops have to have to maintain the highest level of integrity in order for law enforcement to work. Ususally, it's just your word against his.

    214. Re:What the hell? by MBGMorden · · Score: 3, Informative

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does, but here in Australia nobody calls anybody Sir except for people employed in the service industry and some children to adults. If I was being bailed up by the police and I started calling them Sir, it'd probably make things worse. Either they'd think I was a spineless lick-spittle trying to suck up to them and so not worthy of ANY respect, or they'd think I was taking the piss and being a smartarse and so worthy of a hard time.

      Depends on your location. Down South (where we're usually known for good manners, if anything) we do indeed call just about everyone Sir or Ma'am. It's just a form of respect. The guy at Arby's who asks if I want extra ketchup with my sandwich gets a "No, Sir." reply. The janitor at work who asks if there's anyone else in the bathroom after I leave gets a "No, Ma'am.". It's just the way we're brought up.

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    215. Re:What the hell? by welrifai · · Score: 1

      That's not "something interesting"... that's because alcohol has a predictable incidence of slurring speech and staggering around!

      In any case, how many times are each of us exposed to all sorts of sensitive information or put in a position of responsibility? I suspect that most of us can wield far more power than just the ability to put someone in jail for no reason (keep in mind, the officer doesn't have much benefit from this!).

    216. Re:What the hell? by andy.ruddock · · Score: 1

      Isn't the defendant under oath if they take the stand?

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    217. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      In Los Angeles, 47 seems to be a magic number. I got a speeding ticket once, I was doing exactly 42 mph in a 35 zone- 47 mph. Another time, I was doing exactly 35 mph- 47 mph. It is sort of a waste of everyone's time to go to court with nothing but the truth on your side.

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    218. Re:What the hell? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 2, Funny

      It was Bird flu?

    219. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew Apu.

      Apu was a friend of mine.

      Pigs, you are no Apu!

    220. Re:What the hell? by SkeezerDoodle · · Score: 1
      What if a dear runs out in front of me? Do I dare call the dear stupid?

      "He deared to kill a King's dare!"

    221. Re:What the hell? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      In the immediate aftermath they made a big thing above his visa possibly not being in order, as if that justifies summary execution on a fucking tube train.

      I think they tried to jutify it more in terms of him running from armed police the day after a major terrorist incident, ignoring shouted warnings and not getting down on the ground with his arms clearly visible. The visa not being in order was more to do with explaining why he ran.

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    222. Re:What the hell? by flynt · · Score: 1

      Yah, my dad told me that joke, too. Except his punchline was "You were the only one stupid enough to pull over".

    223. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd have said 'bring on the fatty.'

    224. Re:What the hell? by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      In this country you can refuse a breathaliser but you'll be 'escorted' to the police station and given a blood test instead - which you can't legally refuse.

      It's legitimate to do if you really don't think a breathaliser will give correct results, but doesn't look good in court if your blood test comes out positive.

    225. Re:What the hell? by Andy_R · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The defendant is under oath in a British court, I know because I was once (wrongly) accused of a crime here and relied on that very fact.

      When I got to the important facts the prosecution tried to shut me up and I got the court's permission to carry on (against the magistrate's initial ruling) by pointing out that I'd be breaking the 'Solemn Oath I'd sworn on the Holy Bible with our Lord Almighty as Witness' tell the whole truth if I was stopped from doing exactly that. The magistrate allowed me to carry on on religious grounds. I carried on pointing out the holes in the case and cleared my name, thankful that I was never asked if I actually believed in any of that god stuff.

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    226. Re:What the hell? by tapanitarvainen · · Score: 1

      Isn't the defendant under oath if they take the stand?

      No, not here (in Finland) anyway. The defendant can be heard but not under oath. That's considered necessary to ensure nobody has to testify against themselves. And I know that from first-hand experience (I was acquitted, btw).

    227. Re:What the hell? by SirGeek · · Score: 1

      Ha! Police!?! Keeping checks on themselves?!!. Ohhh, you're so cute.

      Fine, Make it a civilian entity (someone who reports to the Mayor/etc. of a city/town). Hold the police accountable, the worst part will be getting the rights to do this put it into their contracts (since they have a very strong union).

    228. Re:What the hell? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or he could list 'Nazi'. This is not a classic 'Godwin' statement: a number of British police were revealed to be members of the 'British National Party' when a membership list was revealed on Wikileaks (http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/nov/19/bnp-list). That's the Nazi party of the UK, and it's illegal for police to be members of it.

      Wikileaks is wonderful for publishing criminal or abusive facts that 'those with the secret privilege' would like to never see revealed, and I applaud their work.

    229. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      That defense actually WORKED? Sorry, but that is nothing more than "locker room talk". If silly bits and pieces like that are valid in court, then the idiotic judge just opened a massive can of worms. Nice precedent, asshole. No more joking on the internet because someone could take it seriously!

      If you could record "locker room talk" on video tape and get it admitted as evidence, it would have the same effect. This cop was just dumb enough to broadcast his trash talk to the entire planet in easily printable format.

      You can bet that prosecutors will use Facebook and other such "evidence" against defendants just like they used the unibomber's manifesto against him.

    230. Re:What the hell? by jedrek · · Score: 1

      (Keep in mind there's no evidence, just a number he writes down.)

      Seriously? Every time (three? four?) I've had to blow a breathalyzer here in Poland, I've gotten back a printout (looks like a receipt), the officers got one and the machine recorded the time and date when a test was administered.

      I even got the single-use nozzle to keep.

    231. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would you, a free and presumably upstanding citizen of the community call a public servant "Sir" - in a manner that's really a bit too close to groveling for comfort?

      My mannerism to a public servant (be it Police, Fire, EMT, Politician, and Military) is out of respect in that they put their life on the line for me, or have been elected in a democratic fashion.

      An American police officer is a very risky job and comes with shitty hours, high divorce rate, and a paycheck that doesn't match. While I may not agree with how they conduct themselves at all times, the profession has earned my respect. In no way is my mannerism toward them groveling.

      The low pay and danger thing is not uniformly true. Cops in larger cities earn more and usually face greater risks. On the flip side a rural police officer earns less and generally does not face danger as often as a urban officer might. However, in dangerous situations rural officers may be more isolated and have to wait longer for assistance from fellow officers or other agencies should he need it.

      Many officers in big cities earn upwards of 60,000 USD a year without overtime. Granted this is not much compared to an IT workers salary but you have to consider most Apartment complexes and businesses offer generous discounts to law enforcement. Police Officer's generally work twenty years and get a pension with medical. The vast majority of workers in the U.S. that still hold jobs have no pension are responsible for saving for their own retirement (most do not have enough self discipline to do so.) via 401k's, IRA's, or some employer plan. Most U.S. employees who are not local/federal/state employees do not get a pension nevermind one with medical benefits.

      So while yes traditionally Police work has been looked down upon there are many positions throughout the U.S. that pay well and are in very low crime suburban areas with generous pay and benefits.

    232. Re:What the hell? by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Yes.

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    233. Re:What the hell? by yrrah · · Score: 1

      sounds a bit like a Clockwork Orange to me

    234. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's just a matter of the dimwitted not knowing how loud they are shouting (and who they are shouting in front of) when they post on the internet.

      KKK members know to wear hoods, even while at "secret meetings." This whole intertube thing is just a little overwhelming to Gomer Pyle and Barney Fife, they really don't "get it" that what they write here they might as well be saying to anyone, anywhere, anytime after it's posted.

      If this helps expose even 1% of the corrupt and stupid cops out there - GREAT!

      Of course, 98.3% of cops are good people, the problem is that the remaining 13,600 corrupt pigs tend not to get "outed" by their well meaning brethren.

    235. Re:What the hell? by bsane · · Score: 1

      In which case you shouldn't be driving in the first place. Fatigue is as bad as alcohol in traffic, research shows.

      That may be true, but its not a DUI. A cop lying to convict you of a DUI when your not is still theoretically* a felony.

      *theoretically, because cops are essentially never held accountable for what they do.

    236. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy at the QuikyMart wouldn't take a bullet to save my life.

      I think most police officers would.

      Nathan

    237. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      d e e r.

      Your sentence doesn't make cents.

    238. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OK, ya got me.

    239. Re:What the hell? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      That particular president seems both unintelligent and an idiot on a number of levels. First, he's the POTUS, arguably the most powerful position in the world. Now WHO did he get a bj from? WTF? He has the secret service at his disposal. They couldn't find him someone with a desire and motivation to be quiet? Then he spent all that effort to lie about it? WTF? again.

      I'm with you on that. His replacement didn't do any better.

    240. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      people aren't always going to follow the letter of the law but that at the same time it's not done in the name of malice.

      Drunk drivers usually aren't being malicious...

      Neither are New Years' celebrators who fire guns into the air - but they're all irresponsible assholes who sometimes kill people for little or no reason.

      Murder is a pretty big thing to justify with low odds.

    241. Re:What the hell? by maxume · · Score: 1

      There is some likelihood (in my mind) that it is a second language thing. Slashdot may have a slightly higher international readership than other sites you frequent, and it would make sense for people with less experience with the language to make the mistake (and other languages often have much stricter vowel rules than English, so the speaking->writing transition invites the mistake).

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    242. Re:What the hell? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Of course it matters. If he made the announcement on a site that only his friends could see, only his friends would be able to see it. That anyone can see it means that anyone can see it, and he shouldn't be shocked when someone sees it.

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    243. Re:What the hell? by bsane · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course, I've never hung out with dirtbags, never associated with people with publicly-known criminal records, never mouthed off to a cop, never done drugs, so I'm sure it's just COINCIDENCE that this never happened to me?

      No doubt those activities minimize the risk, but no one other than a police officer and his family are safe from the risk of police abuse. Good luck, and I hope you never are. From your description of yourself you probably have a high chance of never ending up on the wrong side of some petty cop, but its not 100% certain.

      Also just a guess that your not from the US, if you were you'd also know that being black or brown would be tick against you, and make you more likely a target of this kind of abuse.

    244. Re:What the hell? by nidarus · · Score: 3, Informative

      You want to know the reason nobody trusts those with power, and why power seemingly corrupts? Easy. Power doesn't corrupt, the corrupt seek power, and society hands that power to those who brag the best (ie: are the least stable).

      I think both are true. There was an experiment where they randomly divided the test subjects into "prisoners" and "guards", and those who became "guards" quickly started acting in a sadistic manner towards the "prisoners".

    245. Re:What the hell? by seanfast · · Score: 1

      The guy at the kwikemart doesn't put his life on the line for MY safety and well-being.

    246. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a blog post... worse yet it was one of the 'how you feel' status indicators. It has nothing to do with what you've done.

      I mean if they changed their status to 'vigilante' (following the theme here) it would just mean that's how they felt. Maybe they arrested somebody but, on a personal level, wish they could have done more. If it's not related to actual action then it shouldn't be relevant.

      You going to take your lawyer to court because they represented you pretty well but really didn't believe in your case themselves?

      [quote]society hands that power to those who brag the best (ie: are the least stable).[/quote]
      I find you to be quite misguided here.
      In the world of _politics_ this may appear true due to campaigning and all that.. at least the bragging part. Bragging has nothing to do with stability.

      For the police force, 'bragging' and locker room talk are going to be extremely common. A fair amount of being a cop and arresting people is physical or at least involves the threat of violence (not always actively.. having a gun is sort of an indirect threat.. it influences even without use). You'll find the 'locker room talk' here to match up comparatively with that of athletes.

      I won't say there's not corruption in the police force (and other places) but these are men and women, they will have failings. They're not perfect machines of law enforcement (god forbid if they were).

      So, please, show a little respect here.

    247. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Great. How about a defendant who can prove that he can still talk properly and walk on a straight line even with 0.2% BAC because he's an actual alcoholic?

      I am not for a minute defending drunk driving, but many people like that are far safer on the roads than plenty of people for whom it is legal to drive. For example, if you can't turn around to look behind you, you can NOT safely back up a car, yet there are many elderly (and simply disabled) people who physically cannot do this. Arguably, it should be illegal for them to even operate a vehicle which must be driven in reverse. They can have a prototype Tucker, but they shouldn't be driving so much as a fucking Honda Civic, which is still dangerous enough to be considered a deadly weapon if you try to run someone over with it.

      The idea of drunk driving legislation is kind of ridiculous to me, because it is based on an arbitrary measurement. Some people can't drive safely at 0.03% (just to make up a number) and for that matter, some people never fucking drive safely. I was behind a woman driving a small car yesterday, going the same speed in my land yacht, she was over a foot over the double yellow while I was always in the lane. Unfortunately the cops came around the blind curve on the one curve she wasn't crossing - I live to see those people get tickets. I live in Lake County where we have [half of] a road called the "Hopland Grade", which is a portion of CA Highway 175 between Lakeport and Hopland. It is twisty and narrow and they fly a Cessna over the mountain and take aerial photographs of people driving over the line, then give them a big. fat. ticket. of about $240 for crossing that SOB. People crash in the road center all the time on that road, and many people also try to dodge the asshole in their lane and go off a big cliff, and the mystery is never solved. Some wanker wrote in to a paper about it being a secret toll road - the unanimous response was to stay the fuck home, we don't need you in our county. Point is, people are over that line generating revenue all day, and most of them are sober. They just think that the rules were invented to stop them from having a good time, and so they should not apply to them.

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    248. Re:What the hell? by GogglesPisano · · Score: 4, Funny

      If it looks, waddles and quacks like a duck...

      So, logically, it's made of wood.

      And, therefore, a witch.

      BURN IT!

    249. Re:What the hell? by Dolohov · · Score: 1

      I don't think cops should be joking about police brutality or corruption, period, let alone in a public forum where they are apparently easily identified as cops. The police have a really lousy image right now, and anything that helps them to be seen as bullies or on a power trip is detrimental to everyone involved - they can't do their job unless we trust them, and it's just not enough anymore to ask that we trust them for our own good.

    250. Re:What the hell? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I think it's actually somewhere like Shrewsbury or Worcester, closer to the Welsh menace, where you can do this.

    251. Re:What the hell? by seanfast · · Score: 1

      We call people "sir" out of respect, not out of inferiority. It doesn't matter who pays who's paychecks. They don't know what they're walking up to when they approach your car. It could be the last few minutes of their life for all they know. I've seen enough incidents of cops getting shot at windows of cars they pulled over to give them the respect they deserve for the risks they take. Your theory is flawed. You pay your judge's salary too, does that mean you wouldn't refer to them as "your honor"? How about the president? You pay his salary and I don't think you'd be calling him anything different than a title like "sir" or "mr. president". Whether you like them or not, they deserve respect.

    252. Re:What the hell? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      More, usually. Nothing wrong with being polite.

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    253. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yah, my dad told me that joke, too. Except his punchline was "You were the only one stupid enough to pull over".

      Every good joke is based on the truth. On the other hand, this wasn't a joke. Nobody laughed. She was obviously upset by the experience. I believe her name was Bethany, but I don't remember the last name (or if I'm even right.) This was at Mar Vista Elementary School in Aptos, California. I don't remember a lot of detail from that period of my life, but the look on her face is one thing I will probably never forget - I certainly haven't so far, and I don't remember much else from that class except that the teacher was a prick who would have me "sit quietly" when I was done with my work; apparently, giving me something else to do would be disruptive of the other children. Then again, looking around the classroom was apparently something I did which was disruptive to other children. WE ARE DONE WITH YOU, CHILD UNIT. ENTER C1 SUSPEND MODE UNTIL NEEDED. Mr. Knudsen, you're a child abuser.

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    254. Re:What the hell? by Dolohov · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If he can still perform fine with that BAC, he probably wouldn't have been pulled over in the first place.

    255. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Traffic cases are actually a really good training ground for "real life."

      The politeness applies, no BS, etc. These all help avoid a citation in the first place. When a citation is issued, you need to evaluate what it's really worth to fight it. If you've taken a number traffic cases to court (I've done about 6, I think), you find that the worst cases of "officer full of shit" usually, but not always, resolve with the officer not showing up.

      Then there were the court cases, two or three of them I think, where justice was made a total mockery - the officer lied, distorted and otherwise did whatever it took to make their case in the strongest terms they could regardless of what actually happened. The judge in these cases was usually asleep, which also has something to do with why the officers didn't show up in the other cases - those judges actually seemed to be paying attention and doing some "judgement," with cases going both ways, the sleeper judges were 100% conviction machines - and don't tell me the cops don't know the difference before they decide to show in court or not.

      So, if this is how "justice" works for driving, how different is it, really, when other things are at stake? This is why you need lawyers on your side with as much experience in "the system" as the cops, it's not about the rules, it's about how it actually works, and if you don't spend your life in the courthouse, you don't really have a clue.

    256. Re:What the hell? by Norwell+Bob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Way to generalize.

      As it so happens, every single police officer I know on a personal level is the polar opposite of that stereotype.

      But then, I've never personally been molested by a Catholic priest, or had my money embezzled by a Republican, or lacked rhythm because I'm white or been in any other way victimized by one of the stereotypes that it's OK to believe in.

    257. Re:What the hell? by bsane · · Score: 1

      It basically means that no police officer can use sarcasm in their off-duty hours.

      That didn't sound the least bit like sarcasm.

      I realize people put _really_ stupid shit up on their FB status all the time. Its a free country and all, but there are sometimes consequences. In this case he 'joked' about behaving like a criminal when he went out to polce. It casts all his testimony in a bad light, and frankly I'd like to see him fired.

      It is is 1st amendment right though, I wouldn't want to see him jailed solely because of facebook status.

    258. Re:What the hell? by nauvillain · · Score: 1

      A more general solution to the problem where people don't do their job properly is to raise the salary for that position. Someone who earns a lot will do much more to do a good job, and more hard-working, honest people will apply for the job. If you want better cops, paying more taxes seems a necessary (but not sufficient) condition.

    259. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      always prefix and end your conversations with "yes sir" and "no sir".

      This has always baffled me about you Americans, you viciously and readily proclaim yourselves as a nation of citizens over state power and the freest people on earth, but every single time a thread like this comes up people say baffling things like the above. Why would you, a free and presumably upstanding citizen of the community call a public servant "Sir" - in a manner that's really a bit too close to groveling for comfort?

      He's not just American, he's in Texas. You call your Daddy "sir" and your Mama "maam", same for your teachers, your elders, and anyone else who you might possibly consider doing something that they ask of you. Hell, you even call bums on the street "sir" just to make them feel better. If you don't call the officer "sir", he's going to assume that your mama is a crack whore and you've never had a daddy, and it's up to him to learn you some manners right now.

    260. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe he like to run over his deerest friends...

    261. Re:What the hell? by hardihoot · · Score: 1

      One reason it is a good idea to be polite to a policeman is because when you are stopped/detained for whatever reason, the policeman (or policewoman) is acting as on-the-spot justice. That person's decision can mean you get to go home free. If not, you may have to take off from a day of work to go drive around the middle of some cruddy small town an hour away from where you live, drive around that town trying to find a shabby courthouse, then find some place to park, and then wait around next to a line of down-n-outers for 2 hours to hear you have to spend $120 in court costs, or go to jail, or have your license to drive taken away for a month, or anything the judge pulls out of his bottom based on a sliding-scale rule of justice.

      If the cop is having a bad day, doesn't like your attitude at the moment, then your infraction of the rules whether slight or definite is based in part on the whim and fancy of the police officer. It doesn't matter if you are innocent or not: you will have to go to court to prove you are innocent of the charge. You might even have to hire a lawyer to help prove that because it is your word against a cop's. Guess who usually wins in that case?

      So it is in your best interest to be polite, not really out of fear of the policeman but out of the insane inconvenience of the judicial system which acts sort of like a Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) on steroids.

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    262. Re:What the hell? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "An American police officer is a very risky job and comes with shitty hours, high divorce rate, and a paycheck that doesn't match." The same could be said of the guy working at the QuikyMart. Do you treat them with the same 'respect' that you do the police?

      If you don't, what does that say about you as a human being?

    263. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One of the big reasons we have so many alcohol related crashes is because people get up to somewhere above the legal limit but they say "hey the law doesn't know wtf they are talking about, I'm fine to drive".

      Another big reason is the people who say "I should be below the legal limit, I'm fine to drive" and even worse per individual but probably less numerous are those who say "my fifty dollar breathalyzer which I used improperly says I'm safe to drive". Just because you're under the legal limit it doesn't mean you're safe to drive. IIRC if you are in an accident they have the right to test your blood (in California, anyway; arguably, when you get a driver's license you are agreeing to blood testing... fucking leech bastards aren't satisfied with draining your wallet, or making you wait a month for an appointment for said draining so you can drive around in an unregistered car in the mean time) and if you are over 0.02% it's considered to be alcohol-related. This is essentially a facetious concept, because (at least according to the MI police, who have a vested interest in being correct) the machines [used for testing BAC of blood] can be no more than .02 percent accurate.

      It's when people think they are the exception that things really start to get dangerous.

      Too true. "It can't happen to me" have got to be some of the most common last words (right behind "shit", "fuck", and "oh no"...)

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    264. Re:What the hell? by mattkime · · Score: 1

      also, its a good idea to repeatedly call cops "sir" because they exhibit an unfortunate combination of power and insecurity. better to pacify them with something small and simple than to get into a grudge match in court.

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    265. Re:What the hell? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      It's always reasonable to doubt the word of a police officer.

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    266. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We call people "sir" out of respect, not out of inferiority. They don't know what they're walking up to when they approach your car. It could be the last few minutes of their life for all they know. I've seen enough incidents of cops getting shot at windows of cars they pulled over to give them the respect they deserve for the risks they take. I like how your post is really just an excuse to demonstrate your dislike of America and your love of your own country. If I made this post a mask for insulting your country, I'd say that the reason you don't have any integrity for police officers in Australia is because you're ancestors were a bunch of exiled British citizens who were sent there for debtor's prison and obviously have no integrity to pass down to you. But I digress.

    267. Re:What the hell? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does,

      Well, there's your answer right there. In some areas of the country, the South in particular, "Yes Sir" and "No Sir" are common every-day signs of respect that people use when speaking with each other, especially when speaking to an elder, a person of authority (i.e. police officer), etc.

      Maybe you should do a bit more research next time before going off half cocked on a crazy rant, asserting your nation's superiority, and looking like an ass--when it turns out just to be a minor cultural difference.

    268. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true.
      Though gas stations / convenient stores are one of the most commonly robbed locations, the employee has no obligation to prevent it. (Also consider the number of employees of these stations * number of stations * hours worked / number of robberies of these locations.. actually a low number)

      On the other hand, any cop out on the street has a risk of a violent transaction with almost every case. They are obligated to intervene. Yes, even speeding tickets. Though not exactly likely, there is the chance that the speeder is on something and has a gun in their glove box.

      As to using Sir or not. We use Sir as a form of respect namely for those associated with federal or state government from politicians to enforcement (police, military, etc). Either they're elected or do have a job that can involve intense and/or frequent risk.

      Well that's how most people do the Sir thing anyway. I never say Sir. I treat everyone on an equal level, however. We're all just people and most of us don't deserve the crap we get in doing our jobs so cut everyone a little slack be it the terse cop pulling you over or the kid taking your order.

    269. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all cops are putting their lives on the line. The ones who actually are, usually don't go in for the macho bullying bullshit - because they realize that that's what gets cops killed half the time. It's the ones who aren't actually in any danger who can be the real assholes.

    270. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I definitely agree with you that cops who lie should be fired and prosecuted for perjury. But I'm curious if you felt the same way when a past President lied to a judge in a civil rights trial? Or was that OK because it was "just sex"?

      I'll take this one, although I can only speak for myself, and only if I understand which president you're talking about. If I do, the question was allegedly asked to establish a pattern of conduct to prove that that particular past president was prone to behaving in a manner which is a crime. However, he was being asked if he had engaged in conduct which was not a crime. The question was complete crap and should never have been asked. If he were not in front of a grand jury then he would have been able to plead the fifth. Since he was, his only remaining option was prevarication. The system permits and indeed encourages this. If you want to complain, complain about the system - but first complain about how it was used to attack a president's character in a way irrelevant to the alleged crime, not about how he used it to avoid having to admit something which was irrelevant to the case. Then you can complain about his misuse of the so-called justice system.

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    271. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      '"If you call them on it, the judge says "ok, well we'll ignore that bit".'

      That's if you are lucky.

      For the police officer in my case who cited me, the judge used it as reason for finding me guilty because it was brought up. I was directly asked. I believe the judge's closing wording was:

      "Given the testimony from a *sworn* officer, I find the defendent guilty."

      This was after a witness and photos of the area directly contradicted his testimony. And his testimony of what he did was in violation of the law, the same law he cited me for. Oh, and all that was secondary when he contradicted what he wrote on the citation (presented to the court) versus what he testified in court, which flew in the face of reason for citation.

      And the judge was head judge that year (voted by his peers) for the county.

      Mine was only for a traffic violation. But when in actuality you stopped for a stop sign, an officer cites you for not doing so, and then testifies you did stop, and you are found guilty for pointing out the contradiction in your defense, you realize the judge was protecting the officer.

      Rather fubar'd pseudo-independent judicial system that plays politics (protects officer, it's only a traffic citation to the judge, etc.).

    272. Re:What the hell? by mrbrown1602 · · Score: 1

      But the doubt provided by the cop's facebook and myspace accounts is by no means reasonable.

    273. Re:What the hell? by shiftless · · Score: 1

      Yes, the same as any other person in the South who was raised to be respectful and polite. I can't speak for other areas of the country.

    274. Re:What the hell? by CompMD · · Score: 1

      In most states, you are legally required to take a breathalyzer test if an officer suspects you of DUI and asks you to take the test. Refusal to do so will result in a DUI arrest and a statutory summary suspension of your driving privileges. If you really weren't drunk, you can then fight the suspension in court, its much easier than a full blown DUI trial.

    275. Re:What the hell? by overlordofmu · · Score: 0

      As someone that had a police officer tell a bald face lie to get me on a traffic conviction (while looking me in the eye in the courtroom no less) I need to fix that for you.

      Justice system: 2 Justice: 0.

    276. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      It's legitimate to do if you really don't think a breathaliser will give correct results, but doesn't look good in court if your blood test comes out positive.

      It looks better than blowing over because you threw up in your mouth a little and brought up alcohol. You could be sick, take a shot of the BIG FUCKING Q and be well under the limit (whether you should be driving on DXM is a separate issue not covered in this comment, but the answer is probably NO) but you could throw up a bit, and have a volatile mouth (in more ways than one) and blow over.

      It's also a working tactic for assholes who really should get a ticket, if they think it will take a long time to get a blood test. They usually have to be performed in a hospital (path labs work by appointment and most PDs aren't equipped, it's a liability issue anyway) and the cops are out heaviest looking for DUIs on the nights when the hospitals are most likely to be busy.

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    277. Re:What the hell? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1

      ""how about we let you meet with him alone in a room and talk about just how fat and old you think we cops are?"" You should have said 'Yes, lets go do that'. Did you complain to this cops superior? The police chief? Have you and your friends mercilessly hounded this asshole? If you didn't push back at all on this, you are part of the problem, part of the reason some cops think they are above the law, and don't work for us, and are not responsible to us. Before you say 'tough talk from someone who's never been there' I've been there and I was at the sheriffs office the next day. Dave

    278. Re:What the hell? by torkus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually something like speeding that has no direct victim shouldn't be illegal in the first place.

      If you're going down that same hill at 20, 30, or 40 over and there's no one around, you're not even endangering anyone (excluding yourself, but you can legally smoke, drink, and play with knives) much less hurting someone. If common sense was more common the vast majority of traffic laws could be replaces with "don't do stupid things and you're responsible for your actions".

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    279. Re:What the hell? by cerberusss · · Score: 2, Funny

      [...] in the rain and couldn't properly see the road. [...] These days, I slow down and take it easy in situations like that.

      Reminds me of my late grandpa (God bless him). He was of the old school. Sure you could drink all you want, and still drive. But, he assured me, you have to use common sense and adjust your speed!

      Fortunately for the rest of the road users, his speed wasn't that high to begin with. So after a copious meal with four glasses of wine, he would drive home with about 5 to 10 miles per hour....

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    280. Re:What the hell? by clam666 · · Score: 1

      I don't know how it rolls in Australia. In America it's good practice to "sir" the police officers (or other people who have power over you, love it, and have no empathy) because if you don't they kill you.

      Even when you are being nice and polite, you'll be lucky if you just get ticketed, no matter whether it's deserved or not, as the alternative is being jailed, with usually some Rodney King style arrest procedures.

      I don't know if you've ever seen the television show "Cops", but these are our BEST cops doing massive propoganda in order to look civilized, as they pile 12 guys on a teenager and light him up with tazers and pepper spray, and that's the "good" cops doing it.

      Remember, we make sure that our police officers aren't the best and brightest, they may have some sympathy or conflicting philosophy so we must make sure we keep bullys and idiots to beat our citizens http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9A06E2DB143DF93AA3575AC0A96F958260

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    281. Re:What the hell? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      If you ask me, if we're going to have people carrying guns in my neighborhood, I'd prefer that they be weed-users -- not steroids users, but may be that's just me.

      You're not alone... "Can you imagine a bar fight in Amsterdam?" "Me either."

      Yeah, it's a joke, but there is truth in humor.

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    282. Re:What the hell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      Actually, when he said that, I DID just say "ok." Not out of bravado though, I was just playing dumb.

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    283. Re:What the hell? by torkus · · Score: 1

      How about the laws you're not allowed to know in the interest of 'national security'? I recall not too long ago there was a big fuss over someone seeking the laws around airlines or airport security or similar and they were flatly told they could be told the actual laws.

      No other specific examples come to mind, but I'm pretty sure there have been others. Memory fails with age sometimes, eh?

      But you also make a very valid point...even 20,000 laws is utterly impossible to remember - much less even understand with they way most of them are written. Lawyers even have to go to the law books to look things up at times yet the average citizen is required to abide by them. Gotta love it!

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    284. Re:What the hell? by bitchzilla · · Score: 1

      Jaf, Guess I was lucky. I got pulled over in my minivan for speeding, they walk around the van and notice my inspection sticker was expired, then they look over at my 13 year old daughter and notice she isnt wearing her seat belt. I pop off "Well, at least you didnt notice the dead body in the back" I got away with a ticket for speeding and a warning on the inspection sticker. My husband told me next time to keep my mouth shut, I thought I was hillarious!

    285. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The defense was originally going to be your straight the-cop-was-under-the-influence-of-steroids defense, which is kind of unfair as well. There is actually lots of prejudice against muscle-heads in general, and the fact that the steroids were legal doesn't help that cop too much.

      "The ability to do a thing is not sufficient justification to do it." Not sure where I got that; now I just say it all the time. Lots of things are legal that you shouldn't do. Besides, isn't it illegal to take anything that impairs your judgement before you do certain things? If his defense is that they impaired his judgement, then they must have impaired his judgement all the time, including while he was driving, and he should be cited for DUI or DWI or whatever they call it where he is.

      If you ask me, if we're going to have people carrying guns in my neighborhood, I'd prefer that they be weed-users -- not steroids users, but may be that's just me.

      I'd prefer that they all be judged on the same basis - are they beneficial to society? I don't care if they're on weed, or steroids, or fucking heroin if it makes them a better cop. I have serious doubts about any of these things actually doing that :) but I don't care about the substance involved, only the results. If you really want to make the streets a safer place, DARE to take cops off of coffee and doughnuts. Caffeine and sugar are both stimulants. The overconsumption of both that even the security guard lifestyle can cause, let alone the cop lifestyle, leads to living on an emotional rollercoaster of racing, crashing, and burning that makes them basically a low-level meth-head even if they're not on any other drugs. If you can get a cop to actually talk to you person to person, you'll find out that the cops always have all the best drugs anyway. If some evidence goes "missing" in between the cops' hands and the evidence locker, you know where it went. If it just gets lighter, perhaps the amount reduced so much that it becomes a lesser charge, is the perp going to raise his hand and say "where did the rest of my blow go?"

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    286. Re:What the hell? by Heather+D · · Score: 1

      always prefix and end your conversations with "yes sir" and "no sir".

      This has always baffled me about you Americans, you viciously and readily proclaim yourselves as a nation of citizens over state power and the freest people on earth, but every single time a thread like this comes up people say baffling things like the above.

      It's because we either know or strongly suspect that those 'Land of the free' and 'By the people for the people' things are just slogans and should not be taken too seriously. We know that when all is said and done it all comes down to their word against yours and if they are police or other authorities or are sufficiently popular/wealthy/influential then that's 2 strikes against you already.

    287. Re:What the hell? by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Actually, yes. I'll give anyone who's not a complete douchebag at least a modicum of respect because they are fellow human beings. That includes "please" and "thank you" and not treating them like dirt because they have a crappy job.

      Let me lecture a bit here. I didn't used to respect other people much, and after being more experienced at life (I'm only 29), I have decided that this was because I didn't respect myself, and I didn't. Now that I have some actual self-respect, that naturally gets reflected on other people as well.

      If you routinely don't respect other people, take a good hard look at yourself and ask if you respect yourself.

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    288. Re:What the hell? by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

      Fine, Make it a civilian entity (someone who reports to the Mayor/etc. of a city/town).

      The police are a civilian entity.

      And the mayor belongs to the same branch of government as the police (executive).

    289. Re:What the hell? by russotto · · Score: 0

      I think both are true. There was an experiment where they randomly divided the test subjects into "prisoners" and "guards", and those who became "guards" quickly started acting in a sadistic manner towards the "prisoners".

      I saw a version of that on _Veronica Mars_. But it only worked because the guards were a bunch of sadists to begin with and needed only permission to act on their whims.

    290. Re:What the hell? by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      or a lot of cases with the same charges, the officer's story is exactly the same

      The stories are the same because the crimes are specifically defined. If the law says an officer can bring someone in on suspicion of DUI if the suspect is slurring their speech, staggering, and have bloodshot eyes, then that is the testimony the officer is going offer in court. If we extend your logic, all officers that write speeding tickets must be lying because they all claim the suspect was exceeding the speed limit. Granted, speeding is a very simple example, but other crimes are defined with similar, albeit more complex precision.

    291. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what if I'm a convicted paedophile and set my mood message to "going to kill some babies?"

    292. Re:What the hell? by drasfr · · Score: 1

      I have seen so much police brutality, lies myself that I don't trust the police anymore and that sucks because not all police officers are corrupted.

      So here is my proposal: It should be required by lay that all cops have a camera hooked up to their jacket recording both video of what they are seeing and hearing. The technology has become cheap enough that it would be easily doable, at the end of the day, all recordings to be uploaded to a central server and preserved for a certain amount of time.

      No cops testimony should be allowed if they can't be backed up with the recording audio/video. I am sure it would make a lot of cops think twice about what they do... and testify about.

    293. Re:What the hell? by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point I believe he was making was that cops who enforce with overzealousness the black letter of the law to the point where adherence is impossible are being unfair

      I took away the clear fact that cops are certainly 'above' the small infractions in the eyes of their brethren. Why shouldn't the general public be afforded the same extension?

      I'll answer that question; because the general public doesn't belong to the biggest, most malicious, law breaking gang in America: the thin blue line.

    294. Re:What the hell? by Rary · · Score: 1

      Never before coming to Slashdot have I seen the two mixed up so frequently.

      I've been seeing this mistake for years. In the 80's, on BBSes, people were constantly using that misspelling. This has continued through the 90's and the 00's on the intarweb. It's nothing new, and it's certainly not limited to Slashdot.

      Loose and lose don't even sound the same.

      The problem is that the word "lose" is spelled in a rather odd way. How often in the English language does the letter "o" followed by a consonant and then an "e" produce a long "u" sound? I mean, it's pronounced like "muse", but spelled like "dose". This confuses people, so they double up the "o" in order to give it a long "u" sound, similar to the sound in "choose".

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    295. Re:What the hell? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Have you even considered that you haven't had the same run ins that I have? When it comes down to individual experience, it makes a big difference. You've never heard of a cop use his authority to push someone around without probable cause? Come on now. Let's talk about honesty again here.

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    296. Re:What the hell? by Gorphrim · · Score: 1

      Way to ignore the previous paragraph:

      "My mannerism to a public servant (be it Police, Fire, EMT, Politician, and Military) is out of respect in that they put their life on the line for me, or have been elected in a democratic fashion." (emphasis mine)

      Do your local QuikyMart employees guy defend your life? Do you elect your local QuikyMart employees?

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    297. Re:What the hell? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The alleged drunk driver refused a breathalyzer test at the time, which some people consider an admission of guilt.

      I dunno about "some people", but at least in the state I learned to drive in, it is written into law that refusing a breath test carries similar penalties as DWI.

    298. Re:What the hell? by Duradin · · Score: 1

      I was pulled over for doing 72 mph on the 70 mph interstate while in a line of cars all going 72 mph. The best part? As the cop was rolling up on me before putting on the lights a van passed the cop, myself and the line of cars I was in doing at least 80.

      I've also encountered "one of your brake lights is DIMMER than the other". Functional, yes. Visible in daylight and at night, yes. The same intensity as the other one, no. Apparently that is somehow suspicious.

      Basically the people who want to be cops aren't the people we want to be cops.

    299. Re:What the hell? by mdwh2 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The magistrate allowed me to carry on on religious grounds. I carried on pointing out the holes in the case and cleared my name, thankful that I was never asked if I actually believed in any of that god stuff.

      Yes, that bit does sound quite bizarre - he let you carry on on religious grounds, but not on the grounds of justice, you know, what the whole point of the court is for...

    300. Re:What the hell? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      The same could be said of the guy working at the QuikyMart. Do you treat them with the same 'respect' that you do the police?

      'Respect', in sociological terms, is little more than acknowledgement of a power differential. It is irrefutable that at the moment when a police officer has stopped a citizen on suspicion, the police officer wields a lot more power.

    301. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's interesting, is that some "infractions" are committed so universally that not committing them makes you "suspicious" and gives "reasonable suspicion"

      Attorney: And officer, why did you stop my client?
      Officer: Well, he was traveling at the speed limit in an area where everyone speeds, and that made me suspicious.

    302. Re:What the hell? by gizmo2199 · · Score: 1

      In good 'ole 'Merica we have what's called 'impeaching the witness' where an attorney will try to catch a witness on a lie, or if their testimony is different than their deposition.

      see: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witness_impeachment

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    303. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, but I remember very clearly seeing someone who WASN'T drunk with those symptoms. Specifically someone experiencing extreme hypoglycemia.

    304. Re:What the hell? by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      The overwhelming majority of alcohol related injuries connected with driving involve people who have repeatedly been cited for DUI and have extremely high blood alcohol. Rarely are people who have low but over the limit BAC involved in accidents that cause injury.

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      The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
    305. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      If you read criminology textbooks, you will find that the person who doesn't "know nothing" is prima fascie a "suspect". If someone offers a theory of what could have happened, he moves to the top of the list. The facts support this, actually.

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    306. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mannerism to a public servant (be it Police, Fire, EMT, Politician, and Military) is out of respect in that they put their life on the line for me, or have been elected in a democratic fashion.

      Respect is all well and good but, I've got a problem with this growing sentiment. This very heightened sense of obligation towards police and firemen is misplaced in my opinion.

      I don't argue for a moment that their jobs carry great potential risk. However, the false sense that they are doing it out of some form of paternal benevolence or charity or civic mindedness is becoming annoying.

      The fact is that most of these people do their JOBS, for which they are paid handsomely, for the money and the thrill and the glory and the power. For the very vast majority, the motivation is all about them. It is not, as you describe, about you or me.

      The fact is that if they don't like the shitty hours, high divorce rate, risk, or paycheck, they can easily get a different job in another field but, they love their work and, in their mind, their work is NOT caring about you.

      I fail to see how these people's choice of profession is ANY different that the plumber you risks his health and life each time he climbs down into a septic tank and does the genuinely shitty job of pumping your shit. But, people aren't elevating plumbers to such high regard and kowtowing to them out of some misplaced respect for their non-existent magnanimity.

      Police and firemen absolutely deserve respect. They deserve the very same respect that most other professions deserve. Professions like plumbers, accountants, highway construction workers and secretaries.

    307. Re:What the hell? by furby076 · · Score: 1

      If an officer ever asks you for a breathilizer test or search your car you have the right to request (and you should) additional police officers at the scene...preferrably state troopers. Use your cell and call 911 if you ahve to. It's not unheard of (but it is still rare) where cops plant evidence.

      BTW at least in PA if you don't submit yourself to a breathilzer you do get arrested for DUI. It's total crap that you have to submit or be found guilty which breaks the constitutional amendment against self-incrimination.

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      I do not support "The Man". I also do not support your irrational stupidity
    308. Re:What the hell? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      You're trying to conflate lying once to save your own sorry ass versus
      lying constantly to benefit yourself while subjecting your victims to
      dire consequences.

      Yes, the latter is worse... A LOT WORSE.

      Nevermind all the other rather relevant facts you just glossed over...

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    309. Re:What the hell? by thebigbadme · · Score: 3, Informative

      http://www.prisonexp.org/

      Stanford University

      iirc they had to shut it down early because it got out of hand

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    310. Re:What the hell? by furby076 · · Score: 1
      While arresting you for making fun of a cop is wrong I find some issues with your story I hope you would clarify

      I'm sitting quietly on some church steps with a girl

      I was making a disturbance

      Turns out I had made some wisecracking unflattering comments about the town's cops' weight and age in the presence of an undercover cop

      If you were sitting on the steps quietly with a girl, then how were you making wisecracking unflattering comments that someone else heard you? Again I don't agree with their reasoning just the story doesn't flow

      I look up to see the cop's mouth move but can't tell what he said

      Cops are generally very vocal - I have never heard a cop NOT be vocal - when questionning someone. Why did you not hear the cop? Were you on something?

      In the end, what was the reason they arrested you? What was the disturbance they claimed you made? Going to a judge and saying "I arrested the kid because he made a disturbance. He called me fat." The judge would seriously hold contempt. The jury would vote not guilty due to reasonable doubt (you offended the cop, he could be vindictive).

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    311. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would become very awkward for the arresting officer if he actually had to explain that he arrested someone for calling him old and fat. He'd look like a little kid at the principal's office if he had to say this to a magistrate. Personally I don't believe the OP told the whole story. How did the arraignment go and what were the exact charges?

    312. Re:What the hell? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It's almost like cops are expected not to engage in "conduct unbecoming".

      Imagine that. Some people expect cops to have a little discipline and others are willing to make excuses for them.

      Cops get special consideration. So of course this can cut both ways.

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    313. Re:What the hell? by furby076 · · Score: 1

      Loose is what you do to the hounds

      It's also what your sister is ;)

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    314. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Terrorist threats" pre-dates 9/11, it just didn't get used much.

      I should know, this was added to the charges after a neighbor blew up my car in 1988.

    315. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's my handle dammit!

    316. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dittohead, please don't believe everything you think.

    317. Re:What the hell? by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      It'll take 30 mins for the court clerk to rummage around in some old case notes until they can find a previous case that set a precedent. If it's a relatively minor case, it'll normally be heard court in the morning - so you can be sure the judge(s) will have mild hunger pangs.

      If you were a judge, would you want to be late for your date with an M&S sandwich? Or just let the guy speak for 10 mins ?

    318. Re:What the hell? by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      I don't know if most of what you're saying is true, but you are most likely actually an Englishman, or so your dry humour leads me to believe

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    319. Re:What the hell? by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      I agree completely, but driving fatigued is not yet a violation of law (at least in the US iirc)

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    320. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An American police officer is a very risky job...

      Actually, policing is perceived to be a high risk job, but it's actually a much lower risk job than many others that are generally not considered to be as high risk. The same goes for firefighting, which is one of the safest jobs around.

      According to the U.S. Department of Labor, the top 14 most dangerous jobs are:

      1. Truck driver
      2. Farm worker
      3. Sales supervisor/proprietor
      4. Construction worker
      5. Police detective
      6. Airplane pilot
      7. Security guard
      8. Taxicab driver
      9. Timber cutter
      10. Cashier
      11. Fisherman
      12. Metal worker
      13. Roofer
      14. Firefighter

      Note that, although police detective makes the list, police officer does not. Also note that cashier is higher on the list than firefighter. Police officer deaths average at around 14 per 100,000 employees, which puts it just below firefighters.

    321. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How was this not modded troll? I've yet to see a cashier jockey respond to a domestic dispute at a drug dealer's house in some gang's territory.

    322. Re:What the hell? by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      If we, as a society give you a gun, a badge, and powers of arrest, I think we can fairly hold you to a reasonably high standard of behavior.

      Sorry to report that the criteria for obtaining the gun, badge, and powers of arrest in the first place has NOTHING to do with exhibiting a high standard of behavior or character.

      If that was actually a measured requirement, beyond a subjective (and easily subverted) background check, we wouldn't have very many qualified candidates for the job.

    323. Re:What the hell? by zappepcs · · Score: 1

      I think that the police should be rather happy that we don't live 100+ years ago. Back then, crooked law enforcement officers often found themselves dealing with high speed lead poisoning. Perhaps we lost something important when we stopped holding them responsible to the local citizens?

    324. Re:What the hell? by mopower70 · · Score: 1

      Nice attempt at a troll. I can only assume you're smart enough to see the difference.

      When a cop lies about a case, there's someone else's welfare at stake. When Clinton lied about a blowjob, it was no one else's business and no one's welfare was at stake. The entire purpose of the line of questioning he was subjected to was purely political, of no legal consequence and aimed at finding ANYTHING they could regardless of relevance. It was a complete mockery of America and the justice system.

      If a cop lies about something that had no business being brought up in court and had absolutely no bearing on the case then not only should the cop not be prosecuted, but the person bringing up the question should be.

      And finally... Seriously? Clinton? What an amazing testimony to your narrow-mindedness that the only violation of the public trust by a President in the last 10 years you can think of is a guy lying so his wife doesn't find out about some floozy sucking his dick.

    325. Re:What the hell? by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      On that note, lets smile now that we know exactly why video surveillance of all the population will cause as much problem for the 'law' as it will for anyone else.

      Except that when the video tapes catch cops breaking the law, they're much more likely to mysteriously break themselves for the period of time in question. Like the video surveilance tapes of the subway in the UK when those cops executed that guy for being brown and wearing a jacket a few years ago.

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    326. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just wonder what his Fark or 4Chan handle is.

      On 4chan, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say it's Anonymous .

      You never know, all namefags are assholes anyway.

    327. Re:What the hell? by jockeys · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It was the same for me growing up in the South. (in a military family, no less.)

      Saying sir or ma'am is simply good manners, and it costs nothing to be polite.

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    328. Re:What the hell? by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      In Los Angeles, 47 seems to be a magic number. I got a speeding ticket once, I was doing exactly 42 mph in a 35 zone- 47 mph. Another time, I was doing exactly 35 mph- 47 mph. It is sort of a waste of everyone's time to go to court with nothing but the truth on your side.

      Well, yeah... see, as far as I can tell, every 10mph over you are is another tier. If you attempt to "fight" a ticket, you can usually get it reduced by about one tier or so by means of a few phone calls after sending in your "not guilty" notice/notice to contest. If you're only within that 10mph tier 1 above the limit, and you contest, you can usually get the ticket reduced to half the points and half the money, all of the points and no money, or all of the money and no points, the first is the most common that I've seen, I've had many tickets.

      But here's the thing, if you indicate that you're going to contest the ticket, and make the requisite phone calls, starting from the second tier (11-20mph over), they can drop it down to tier 1, no problem usually, and you pay the full tier 1 amount.

      It gets really interesting when you actually do go to court, just hope the cop has better things to do that day.

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    329. Re:What the hell? by theaceoffire · · Score: 1

      "I've never personally ... had my money embezzled by a Republican"

      [Citation Needed]

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    330. Re:What the hell? by digitalvengeance · · Score: 1

      The alleged drunk driver refused a breathalyzer test at the time, which some people consider an admission of guilt. Now, I don't know if he was drunk or not, but consider this: can a police officer who lies on his police report be trusted to accurately report the breathalyzer result? (Keep in mind there's no evidence, just a number he writes down.)

      There actually is evidence in many cases. The "Datamaster" breath machine used by many states prints two receipts, one for our records and one to give to the defendant that shows the results of the machine's test of its internal standard as well as the results of two separate tests of the submitted breath. Additionally, the machine logs all of the information internally and my state's crime lab can connect to the machines and download the data. (Useful in the event of a lost or torn receipt) We also video-tape the entire administrative breath testing procedure for evidence and videotape as much of the standardized field sobriety tests as is safe and practical. I imagine the same is true with competing breath machines used in some other states, though I only have direct experience with the Datamaster cdm.

      In my state, the machines are actually owned by the state crime lab and they are responsible for all of their maintenance / testing, so a department couldn't rig one to print fake receipts if they wanted to.

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    331. Re:What the hell? by deadweight · · Score: 1

      It is enlightened self-interest. When you are a teenager and get caught doing XXX, your goal is for the cop to yell at you for doing XXX and then tell you to get the hell out of here and don't let me catch you doing XXX again. Showing some respect helps. If you take the "bite me fat pig" approach, then formal charges and/or an ass-kicking are the likely results. As an adult now and older than many of the police, a simple "can I help you officer" approach works well. Remember - you are dealing with an armed individual that deals with dangerous assholes all day. Your goal is to convince him you are NOT one of them. You want to be seen as one of the "good guys" that pay taxes - and thus his salary - and thus deserving of good treatment. There are ways to assert your rights without being a tool about it. Try "No officer, I do not consent to you searching my car, as is my right" instead of "Fuck off stupid pig" like you see all the lowlifes do on Cops right before they get cuffed and hauled off to jail LOL.

    332. Re:What the hell? by Cruciform · · Score: 1

      I was in a car pulled over by the MPs in the civvie compound of CFB Trenton (Ontario, Canada) in the 90s. The reason we were pulled over? 41 in a 40 zone.

      Also around that time, my friend almost ran over one of the MPs. The MP had parked his car facing traffic, high beams on, but neglected to turn on any other signaling lights to indicate it was a traffic stop. Then he stood in the middle of the lane halfway down the length of his car - completely invisible behind his headlights. All dark clothing, and not a reflective strip to be seen. He came about 2 feet from eating bumper.

    333. Re:What the hell? by Fnord666 · · Score: 1

      How does having to grovel to police officers lest you upset them and they ruin your life (apparently they have this much power in your country) make you the freest people on earth?

      It doesn't. The problem, you see, is that you are thinking about the old US. You know, the fabled one you hear stories about. This is the new US.

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      'The tyrant will always find pretext for his tyranny.' - Aesop's Fables
    334. Re:What the hell? by swb · · Score: 4, Informative

      I've had the same experience. The cop I know best personally was a high school jock, his dad was a cop, and he's a very conservative catholic as well as a die-hard Republican. Despite all that, and being a police officer in a very diverse population, you simply cannot goad him into being a stereotypical mean spirited cop, a racist, or any of the other mean stuff you'd normally expect.

      I've gone on a few ride alongs with him and he's very much the public servant with both crime victims and when he's made arrests.

      About the worst thing I ever saw him do was take down a door-door "salesman" who had been canvassing our neighborhood well after dark (the cop and his wife lived up the block at the time). The cop's wife called me and complained that some weird guy banged on her door and wouldn't go away. I told her to call her husband who was at work (we live in the precinct) and I'd watch for him outside. He knocked on more doors as he moved down the block, and when the cop got to our neighborhood the "salesman" ducked between houses when he saw the squad and ran to the back road. They cut him off and stopped him on the street. They asked him what he was doing and who he worked for and he refused to answer or provide ID (he wasn't wearing the usual embroidered sales polo and had no sales materials or flyers), so the salesman got handcuffed face down on the hood of the squad and they searched him and his wallet, ultimately finding a business contact that verified who he was (some lame window company) and then they let him go and urged him to make his sales pitches when it was light out and respect people who said no.

      I was the only witness (a half block away) and his wife had felt threatened by the sales guy -- they easily could have tuned him up and thrown him in jail on a resisting beef and nobody would have cared, but he didn't do it.

      Anyway, I agree -- the blanket accusation that all cops are assholes and power mad jerks isn't true from what I've seen. Some are kind of weapons geeks, but that doesn't make them mean.

    335. Re:What the hell? by digitalvengeance · · Score: 1

      And also given the fact that a vast majority of them are punctuated with discretionary conditions in them, such as "what an average person would believe" or "Probable Cause" or "Credible Suspicion", etc., who is to say definitively? Afterall, the officer has sole discretion in interpretation of these conditions.

      On the scene, yes. But officers have to make instant decisions with limited information then the courts get as much time as they want and as much information as they want to determine whether the officer was right or not. If an officer believes they have probable cause and uses that as the basis for a search and later a court disagrees, any evidence found in that search is inadmissible in any criminal proceeding. (Subject to certain exceptions and case law that is too detailed to go into here)

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    336. Re:What the hell? by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      Its not a Justice system, its a Legal System. And the law is foobar'd.

      I thought it was merely "Snafu". Since it seems odd that anyone would expect it to be any different in practice after so many such examples (as opposed to what it should be in theory).

      (as long as we're going with old acronyms)

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    337. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three words: Court of Appeals

      Two more words: Internal Affairs

    338. Re:What the hell? by nabsltd · · Score: 1

      Refusing a breathalyzer test is against the law and brings a fine here in Minnesota.

      So, you're saying Minnesota has taken one more step down the road to "guilty until proven innocent". Gotcha.

      Many states it does as well.

      Many states have laws about not allowing the police to collect that sort of evidence, but most don't specifically state you must take an at-the-scene breathalyzer. You can generally request a blood test (and should if you are innocent, since they are far more accurate) instead.

    339. Re:What the hell? by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

      Everyone tells me that I DON'T stagger or have bloodshot eyes when I'm drunk, but I do slur my speech. I also slur my speech when I haven't slept in over 24 hours. So if I don't smell of liquor and I'm slurring my speech, am I drunk?

      I vaguely remember (sorry I can't cite anything, this is just from that big bank of random memories) that the effect on the brain of being tired, often including the first minute or two after you wake up, is very similar to the effect of alcohol. I know personally that I usually stagger a bit and have trouble seeing well if I get out of bed right after I wake up.

    340. Re:What the hell? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      If you can not interpret the law, you can not enforce it. Police were never meant to be mindless robots. Police are the face of the law.

      This mindless position is what lawyers have been spoon feeding people to brainwash them for the last several decades. It's complete bullshit. Laywers like this position because it makes them money. Judges like this position because in many cases, it makes them extra money. In short, your position is the same as demanding police enforce quotas on every aspect of the law. That's both bad and dumb.

      Simple fact is, if a police officer can not interpret the law he has no business being a police officer. Heck, if you look at various advocacy rights groups, many times they have to inform the police what the laws are, why they are on the books, and what the intent of the law is. They may have to get the watch commander on the radio after he's double checked it from a book/computer, but they interpret the law. That's their job. Period.

      If the police interpret the law such that they find you have broken it, only then is it up to the courts to prove you have done so - or done so under some other interpretation of the law.

      Being arrested is a big deal. Dealing with the courts is a big deal. Even if your completely innocent and nowhere near a gray area of the law, defending your self in court can cost you hundreds, thousands, and tends of thousands of dollars, lost work, lost jobs, etc. That's a high price to pay for stupid, robot, police officers. Simple fact is, everything works better when the police do interpret the law. And surprise, surprise, this is something they are taught to do.

      So stop being a sock puppet for lawyers and take a position which actually benefits society rather than mindlessly making money for lawyers and judges.

      The last thing people or society needs are mindless, robot police. Making this claim effectively lowers the bar for what it means to be a policeman. Making this claim means only idiots who see the world in black and white are qualified to be a policeman. That's not a world anyone with any sense wants to live in.

    341. Re:What the hell? by arekusu_ou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Interesting, I'm in MA, USA.

      And in traffic court, the judge started out for the day announcing to everyone that based on the Cop's statement and claim of the speed gun reading, you're already guilty, and you need to prove your innocence. How exactly are you to prove you weren't speeding?

      Having hard enough time fighting a parking ticket by private company handling the city's parking. You need to prove your innocence.

    342. Re:What the hell? by Ares · · Score: 1

      Depends on where you're at. In some states, the crime has reverted back to DWI from DUI, with the I changed to impaired. Impairment could come from a wide variety of sources, not the least of which is fatigue. However, having a BAC gretater than 0.08 is prima facie evidence that you're impaired. Impairments such as fatigue are harder to prove.

    343. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's 18 inches and makes a woman scream all night long?

      SIDs.

      Thanks, I'll be here all night. Try the veal, it's amazing.

    344. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does, but here in Australia nobody calls anybody Sir except for people employed in the service industry and some children to adults.

      In some parts of the US it is appropriate to call strangers "Sir" or "Ma'am". It has been my experience that many people will reciprocate that respect if sincerely given.

      The same could be said of the guy working at the QuikyMart. Do you treat them with the same 'respect' that you do the police?

      I try to.

    345. Re:What the hell? by thebigbadme · · Score: 1

      I RTFA, and the "suspect" claimed the gun and ammo were planted on him

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    346. Re:What the hell? by TempeTerra · · Score: 1

      I remember reading about that before I came to London, and there are two important things I noticed once I had used the underground myself. First, you quite likely wouldn't hear someone shouting for you to stop and second, the trains run frequently enough that there's about a 1 in 6 chance that you'll arrive to see a train waiting with its doors open about to leave any second. EVERYONE runs for the trains.

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    347. Re:What the hell? by northstarlarry · · Score: 1

      It wasn't the judge's decision. This was a criminal trial involving a jury. The defense convinced the jury that there was a reasonable doubt that the accused was illegally carrying a weapon, and they acquitted him on that charge.

    348. Re:What the hell? by SoTerrified · · Score: 1

      So you're telling me if an Umpire put up on his facebook "Man, I hate the Yankees. Bunch of smug bastards" the day before he was umpiring a Yankee game (translate that to a ref saying "AC Milan is a bunch of wankers" right before he was head ref for an AC Milan game for those of you on the far side of the pond) you would still trust his ability to be completely unbiased? Really? Truly? So why should police be any different?

    349. Re:What the hell? by holmstar · · Score: 1

      When I went to college I knew a number of people who were studying to become police officers. And every one of them had a "bend or break the rules" type personality and was clearly in it for the power. One of them was even my room mate for a coupe semesters, and admitted to sneaking a handgun into his room, on campus. He also routinely verbally abused his girlfriend.

      Not all cops are in it for the power, but I can guarantee you that many are, I've seen them myself.

    350. Re:What the hell? by damburger · · Score: 1

      He didn't run. The police lied (and everyone willing to shill for the police is still lying, despite the CCTV footage having been public for almost 4 years now)

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    351. Re:What the hell? by nsteinme · · Score: 1

      Thats very 9/11 fanboi of you but the reason people call them "sir" has little to do with authority and mostly to do with politeness. If a stranger drops his keys accidentally and doesn't notice, I will say "Sir, you dropped your keys." And I think the word has a totally different meaning across the pond because of the whole knighthood thing.

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    352. Re:What the hell? by Sancho · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Similar (and safer) experiments have been performed using the ability to remotely shock a person and actors who would pretend to be shocked. On average, given permission to be sadistic, most people are.

    353. Re:What the hell? by RobDude · · Score: 1

      Setting the online status should not be illegal.

      But it should be evidence in court of law; as it speaks to his mental state.

      If I post on Facebook saying that my mood is 'homicidal', that might be 'creepy' but not criminal. But if I KILL SOMEONE THAT DAY; it's certainly evidence to suggest that my claim of self-defense might be crap - because I was feeling 'homicidal' that day and wanted to kill someone.

      Likewise - if this guy is feeling 'devious' and then arrests someone that day; well, that's certainly evidence to support to claim that the cop did something DEVIOUS in the arrest. Since he broadcast to the entire world how he feels.

      Personally, any cop who feels the need to act like an e-hardass on Facebook is too immature to have a job as a cop. So, I'd like to see this guy fired.

    354. Re:What the hell? by holmstar · · Score: 1

      A buddy of mine once saw a pick-up truck on the interstate that was driving the speed limit. My buddy was driving faster so he was about to pass the guy on the left (two lane interstate and the truck was in the right lane) when something told him to wait. Just then the truck started to veer into the left lane, crossed the lane entirely and into the shoulder of the median, then the driver over-corrected, crossing both lanes and drove onto the shoulder on the right, nearly hitting the column of a bridge before turning back onto the right lane. The truck then continued to slowly veer back and forth, sometimes in the lane and sometimes crossing the inside or outside line.

      My buddy called the cops, was forwarded to the state patrol and gave the license plate and location to them. Don't know if they got him, as my buddy had to exit, but that was one truly dangerous impaired driver. It definitely wouldn't have taken an unusual situation for that guy to have been in an accident.

    355. Re:What the hell? by jaavaaguru · · Score: 1

      You do realize that not everyone lives in America?

    356. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the article:

      The man on trial, Gary Waters, claimed that Officer Ettienne and his partner stopped him, beat him and then planted a gun on him to justify breaking three of his ribs.

      in large part, the case rested on the credibility of Vaughan Ettienne, bodybuilder, Internet user and arresting officer.

      When the case started, the defense was going to focus more on what was in the officerâ(TM)s body than on his mind. Officer Ettienne had been suspended for using steroids â" legally, he says, with a doctorâ(TM)s prescription.

      Then Mr. Lesher tracked down comments Officer Ettienne had made on the Internet about video clips of arrests. An officer should not have punched a handcuffed man, Officer Ettienne wrote. âoeIf he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him.â
      He added: âoeIf you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your moneyâ(TM)s worth â(TM)cause now heâ(TM)s going to get disciplined forâ a relatively light punch.

      Most importantly, is the statement by the cop after the trial:

      Officer Ettienne said he is now being careful to mask his identity on the Web and that he has curbed his tongue because of the acquittal. âoeI feel itâ(TM)s partially my fault,â he said. âoeIt paints a picture of a person who could be overly aggressive. You put that together, itâ(TM)s reasonable doubt in anybodyâ(TM)s mind.â

      That is why this worked. This guy ran his mouth in public, and got called out on it.

    357. Re:What the hell? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      This is why Madoff will never see a day in jail.

      Considering that he just pled guilty and had his bail revoked, that will be interesting to see ;)

    358. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loose is what your mom is

    359. Re:What the hell? by Kagura · · Score: 1

      GP is a little excited, but I hope you spoke to their Inspector General or Internal Affairs or whatever police have.

    360. Re:What the hell? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think there's a tendency for people to address anybody who might shoot or kill them as "sir/ma'am".

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    361. Re:What the hell? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      if you can't turn around to look behind you, you can NOT safely back up a car, yet there are many elderly (and simply disabled) people who physically cannot do this. Arguably, it should be illegal for them to even operate a vehicle which must be driven in reverse.

      Sadly, it wouldn't even be that hard to design the law such that it doesn't discriminate against the elderly/disabled/whoever. Just require that all drivers must periodically re-take a driving test, like every time they go in to renew their license. Maybe not at the same time as renewing the license, but something like.. within 90 days of the renewal they must re-take and pass a driving test.

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    362. Re:What the hell? by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      But, the fact of the matter is, police officers are always going to have the benefit of the doubt over a supposed criminal (as they should).

      Ahh, but a defendant is NOT a "supposed criminal". He is presumed innocent. The fact that (in your previous post) you refer to someone merely accused of a crime as a "criminal" explains a lot.

      And, why would you simply take one person's (the officer's) word over another, all things being equal?

    363. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish you hadn't posted as AC because I would've liked to follow more of your posts in the future.

    364. Re:What the hell? by Kagura · · Score: 1

      These sound like those non-true "oh, that's an interesting fact!" that people repeat all the time. I doubt its truthfulness.

    365. Re:What the hell? by Shrike82 · · Score: 1

      Source on this please? I'd really like to see the CCTV footage that shows them killing an unarmed man who is complying with their instructions, especially considering the officers have been cleared of charges against them.

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    366. Re:What the hell? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Alcohol related crashes are almost never when a drunk person cannot stay on the road and goes off and hits something/someone.

      This is true: DUI crashes are a small minority of alcohol related crashes. Most alcohol related crashes happen when there is an accident and someone on the scene has a BAC. The number of DUI crashes can be estimated at 1000/year, but the actual number is not tracked nationally.

      Someone not seeing the drunk driver or the other way around. All kinds of other risks are involved here and alcohol is just the one that seals the deal.

      I can accept this, but look at what I said - I talked about the guys that cause the damage (read: crash and do damage/injury). They do start around .12, as this is when you are seriously impaired. .08 is a bit high, but probably won't make you crash. .15 and up is where you find the habitual offenders.

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    367. Re:What the hell? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I grew up in the northern states, my father was in the army during the draft for a couple years and didn't really like it.

      So culturaly I shouldn't be conditioned to say Sir or Ma'am very often. But I always have. It's a simple polite way to show respect for another individual. That isn't necessarily subservient respect. Anyone I don't know on a first name basis is either a Sir or a Ma'am. Even children get Sir's and Ma'am's from me.

      When I was in the military it was always amusing because I gave the same verbal respect to someone of lower rank than me as I was required to give to those above me.

    368. Re:What the hell? by TheLink · · Score: 1

      "Good manners", protocols and rituals can be useful in preventing people from unnecessarily killing or maiming each other.

      Even animals have protocols. A rattlesnake gives its signature warning. You back off slowly. Nobody gets hurt. Both parties live. win-win. Gorillas have a protocol which escalates - from hooting, standing, to roaring and chest beating.

      Now the issue is when both cops and civilian might have deadly weapons (whether legitimately or not). What would be a safe protocol for the police AND civilians to use in encounters to avoid unnecessary violence?

      In many countries, there appears to be no clear established protocol.

      And some protocols are bad and unsafe. e.g.

      Cop: "show me your ID"
      Target tries to take out wallet.
      Cop thinks it's a gun, so shoots "in self defence".

      The other issue is when crooks pretend to be cops.

      How does a civilian safely figure out that a challenger is really a cop or not?

      I suspect it is harder to get a good protocol when you have gun proliferation, since it's so much easier to kill each other, and both parties know it.

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    369. Re:What the hell? by Chabo · · Score: 1

      I don't know PA law, but in NH it's not that you are found automatically guilty, it's that you automatically get a license suspension. When you get a license, you sign away your right to refuse a breathalyzer as part of the license agreement. If you refuse the test, they take away your license, because you didn't uphold your end of the contract.

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    370. Re:What the hell? by Whorhay · · Score: 1

      I think the important bit there is "who was raised to be respectful and polite." Having grown up in the northern states and lived on the west coast for a few years and now a resident of the south, I can say that in my opinion the geography doesn't matter all that much for peoples manners in general. What does seem to matter is the size of the village/town/city you are currently in. In my experience it seems that the lower the population density the more polite people are to one another.

    371. Re:What the hell? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      I agree...

      To Serve and Protect... Not to Tax and Relax.

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    372. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      "Cops have to have to maintain the highest level of integrity in order for law enforcement to work." That's it, in a nutshell. They don't, and it doesn't.

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    373. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The fact that anyone would truly believe that line of reasoning is what's wrong with today's society...

      So by your logic, if an officer of the law routinely hangs out in a public place, and makes comments about beating up niggers, and then gets taken to court for beating up a black man, you are saying those are totally unrelated?

      Sorry, but this was about the fact that it was the cop's word against the accused's word. The cop was shown to be possibly biased & unreliable based on statements he made in public.
      The jury agreed that his statements were at least suspicious enough to throw doubt on his word.
      End of story.

      We don't have time, nor should we have any tolerance or patience, for this kind of nonsense.

      "We"? I suggest you seek some help for your delusions of grandeur, I highly doubt you are royalty.

    374. Re:What the hell? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      'Sir' is easier and quicker to say than 'Officer' which is also acceptable.

      Also its about respect. In Australia they might have a different code of conduct for respect than North America but in general being polite and respectful wins out over being an argumentative jackass no matter what country you're in.

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    375. Re:What the hell? by johnthorensen · · Score: 1

      Even better I'd think would be, "testiphony". I would say that I just made that up, but someone probably beat me to it.

    376. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reply to above and above above;

      Re: Sir/Ma'am - it is a bit of an anachronism, but it is also at the height of politeness.

      Re: Dealing with the police - As has been repeated by supreme court justices, defense and prosecution lawyers, and police officers; even if you are innocent and tell the truth all the time, NEVER talk to the police. NEVER answer their questions. Their job is to collect evidence against you, and you will only hurt yourself by helping them.

    377. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      My neighborhood has a revenue trap installed. No turns during certain hours, small signs, you know what I mean. Last month they have been working it pretty hard. Economic Stimulus FTW!

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    378. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or had my money embezzled by a Republican ...

      you don't pay taxes?

    379. Re:What the hell? by Kurrel · · Score: 1

      That experiment was not testing sadism, as the subject was instructed to continue shocking the 'test taker' by an authority figure. The clear result was that people do whatever they're told.

    380. Re:What the hell? by hesiod · · Score: 1

      the effect on the brain of being tired, often including the first minute or two after you wake up, is very similar to the effect of alcohol

      The lesson here is not to wake up if you are driving while asleep, or else you might start driving like a drunk instead...

    381. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Getting rid of all cops is the only way you can ever ensure law enforcement is free of corruption.

      There. I fixed that for you.
      There was a study back in the 60's where psychology students played the roles of guards and inmates. Essentially normal people playing the guards quickly became aggressive and abusive, the inmates' behavior also changed. So much so that the experiment had to be terminated. People in power are driven to abuse power, it's basic psychology. Cops will be abusive as long as there are cops. I'd go further and suggest that at least some of the crime that exists exists because of rather than in spite of the legal system.
      Policing should be done in a way that doesn't allow power to become entrenched. There are many ways to do this. Many countries draft all youth into the military for a given number of years, why not do the same with cops?

    382. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't it weird how what saved you, is something you don't believe in?

      maybe your eyes will open one day though.

      good job

    383. Re:What the hell? by GooberToo · · Score: 1

      Police may have to interpret events, but this different from interpreting law.

      Wrong. If you are "interpreting events", you are not dealing with facts. You want police to interpret the law as it applies to the available facts.

    384. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true that there are also good-matured people who join the force for an easy paycheck. But power tends to corrupt, and if you could do a God-like survey, you'd find at least 80% of cops with more than 2 years on the force have sadistic tendencies. Knowing them on a "personal level" would be inadequate to completing such a survey, although sleeping with them might help.

    385. Re:What the hell? by harl · · Score: 1

      Agreed.

      Here's the simplification of the problem as I see it.

      We're supposed to ignore the bad things the cop says and listen to the good things.

      It doesn't work that way. Either we treat everything the cop says as trustworthy or nothing as trust worthly.

      If we think the online stuff is lies then we have to think he lies on the job too.

      If we think the online stuff is true then we have to think that's how he acts and thinks on the job.

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    386. Re:What the hell? by VoxMagis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, yes.

      I'm an American. I believe in the principles of my country. I also believe that everyone deserves a level of respect, until they show me a reason not to.

      A police officer, a cashier, a gas station attendant, no matter what color, race, religion, etc. will get a 'sir' or 'ma'am' from me until they choose to not respect me, or do something that is disrespectful.

      I'm really sorry if that bothers people, but I really recommend people try it out. It's amazing what kind of payback you get. Too many people out there never get these small recognitions of their humanity. I have never understood those who feel that they are too important or too special to respect others.

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    387. Re:What the hell? by lhbtubajon · · Score: 1

      What saved him? God didn't save him, nor did Jesus, or the Bible, which is what you are implying. What "saved" him was a shrewd appeal to an operational technicality in the court proceedings. Namely, the idea of "swearing to tell the whole truth". The religious part of it was just icing on a farcical cake.

      Open your eyes, indeed.

    388. Re:What the hell? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      The BNP is not the nazi party. It just happens to also have extreme right-wing views generally considered to be racist.

      It's not illegal for police to be members of the BNP. It is prejudicial to their continued employment. It hasn't as far as I know ever gone to court, and would be an interesting case if it ever did.

    389. Re:What the hell? by BubbaDave · · Score: 1

      Pushing back *somehow* is critical. Doing nothing is the only thing that's really unacceptable. . Dave

    390. Re:What the hell? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      To be fair, it doesn't look good in court if your breathalyser test comes out positive either.

    391. Re:What the hell? by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      But paycheck? Where I live, cops START at a 100K a year, and it goes up from there. This is on top of awesome benefits and a retirement age in the 50s.

      In NYC, rookie cops start at 43k in NYC. I know that there are more expensive places to live. Can you show me the police department that starts at 100k USD a year?

      http://most-expensive.net/city-in-us
      http://www.nypdrecruit.com/

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    392. Re:What the hell? by un1xl0ser · · Score: 1

      Correction, it is about 46k (typo'd it), still not near 100k.

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    393. Re:What the hell? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      But it's not illegal, at least not a "drunk driving" illegal. It'd at most be "reckless driving" or something similar.

    394. Re:What the hell? by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      When the police lie about the facts, there is no justice. It's a de-facto case of the police interpreting, even if it theoretically shouldn't be so.

    395. Re:What the hell? by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Except driving while tired isn't illegal.

      Maybe it should be made illegal. I don't know. But driving while tired isn't drunk driving.

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    396. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in the states, calling someone 'sir' or 'ma'am' is the same as calling them asshle. Do you know what I mean, sir?

    397. Re:What the hell? by kelnos · · Score: 1

      No, but you can start an investigation into someone's activities based on a website post...

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    398. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No more joking about police procedures on the Internet if you're a police officer because someone could use it to make you look like someone who has no integrity or respect for law in the way they practice law enforcement.

      THERE, FIXED IT FOR YA... ASSHOLE

      And if that cop talks in the locker room about that stuff (hit a SUSPECT? a potentially innocent person? wow), he should be fired and then put in jail where Mr. Waters can visit him.

    399. Re:What the hell? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      This is essentially a facetious concept, because (at least according to the MI police, who have a vested interest in being correct) the machines [used for testing BAC of blood] can be no more than .02 percent accurate.

      What's fun is that women tend to blow high due to the way the device works, and diabetics get an extra .03 or so just from being diabetic.

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    400. Re:What the hell? by conureman · · Score: 1

      In California, it's reckless driving if you're too tired. It gets enforced seldom, like drunkenness before the witch-burning began. Who thought I'd miss the days when the cop would take your keys, throw them on your porch, and let you walk home.

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    401. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being geeked about devices whose principle function is to kill... doesn't make them mean, but I still think people like that are "part of the problem". Because they can envision scenarios where it is actually RIGHT for them to be killing with those weapons. That is, they see killing as a solution. I don't want people who believe that on our planet.

    402. Re:What the hell? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I agree. The "devious" mood is just sensationalism to get people to talk about the article. What really WAS newsworthy is the fact the guy makes inflammatory comments like "getting your money's worth" when punching hand-cuffed suspects. I think the innocuous "devious mood" comment is simply there to enrage and provoke otherwise common-sense folks like us, and to get us talking about it.

    403. Re:What the hell? by ch33zm0ng3r · · Score: 1
      I just want to clarify on breath test refusals. The law is on a per state basis but I imagine it is very close or similar to my state where I recently refused a test.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Implied_consent

      The possession of a driver's license requires that you are willing to submit to a chemical test. Refusing to submit to the test results in the administrative act of your license being revoked. This is completely separate from the criminal DUI case. Therefore even if you are found innocent of DUI you will still have lost your license. You can fight this administrative revocation but you'll have to prove that the officer was not in his right to originally pull you over. This is a very difficult task because all the cop has to say is, "Oh, he swerved a little." I think that you'll be hard pressed to prove that you didn't swerve at all.

      That may seem like a CH shade of meaning away from "admission of guilt" but really it's a separate offense that you're pretty much automatically guilty of.

      Standard disclaimer: IANAL (But I've spent a lot of time talking to one recently)

    404. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did so out of fear of reprisal, that's a sad enough statement. My /. username is my real name, something I should probably fix.

    405. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that GP is saying that those symptoms are reported, whether or not they were actually true.

      Like someone seeing a bird shaking water off its back reporting that it's a duck.
      The report reads that it has a bill, waddles, and quacks, regardless of whether these specifics were true. In fact, it might be a sparrow coming out of a birdbath -- the assumption of duck-ness was enough for the person making the report to write up the other symptoms.

    406. Re:What the hell? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      I'm listed as a homosexual scientologist, although I'm neither-- does my facebook/myspace status make it true?

    407. Re:What the hell? by alexo · · Score: 1

      This attitude is why I left civilian law enforcement.

      So when people like you leave law enforcement, who's left? The drunk-with-power and the corrupt?

    408. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to generalize.

      As it so happens, every single police officer I know on a personal level is the polar opposite of that stereotype.

      Well, that is good for you and those cops and all...

      But you need to realize that a HUGE percentage of the population only sees that, from their point of view, 100% of the cops they interacted with are power hungry lying jerks looking to cause problems for others.

      One slashdot antidote compared to a life time of that will not change anyones mind, true or not (not that i'm claiming you are lying or anything at all)

      I too personally subscribe to the 'all cops are rotten' logic, which goes like this:

      100% of the cops i've interacted with only wanted to bully someone, either me, or those i was with at the time.
      I don't have the percentage figures, but only maybe twice did i see the charges in court match up with reality, not true for all the rest.

      So, it has to be assumed I have not interacted with 100% of all cops, thus my 100% of cops i've interacted with is a small subset out of 'all of them everywhere', perhaps even a VERY small percent, since myself and my friends are not law breakers, nor punks trying to draw that type of attention.
      One might even assume that staying behind my own front door would keep me safe from this abuse. Sadly, my job, and all my friends live outside of my front door. Clearly not an option.

      However, knowing (not assuming, reading, hearing from others, but KNOWING via personal experience) how rotten that percentage of cops is, i have to seriously ask myself... Why did these 'good' cops allow this to happen?

      I fully understand 'not rocking the boat', and that is the most likely reason. but that act is still a problem and what most would conciser a sign of a rotten cop.

      Thus, the only good cops are the ones that DO rock the boat for moral reasons. And these aren't hard to spot.
      The ones no longer working there (of their own accord, or being put on indefinite unpaid leave for not being a team player), as well as the ones not wanting to quit but clearly being punished for being moral (aka the street cop in his late 30's who has gotten nothing but desk paper pushing or traffic cop duties for their time)

      The other 'good' cops as you call them, in reality let the 'bad' cops get away with being bad. They clearly don't deserve all of the blame, but they do deserve a small bit of it.

      Then to think further... How DO these bad cops, supposidly being such a small percentage of the whole, manage to 'over power' if you will, the morality of the much larger number of good cops?

      That still leads me to believe a large percentage are bad, and/or don't mind the other bad cops being bad.
      In corporations, its known as the 51% method.
      Scientology shows us that a larger percentage than not is clearly not needed, as they are decidedly a minority, yet clearly get away with such crap. Lets assume that value as it makes cops in general look better.

      Well, now all cops have exactly what they wanted.
      The bad cops want people to hate them, and got their wish.
      The 'good' cops clearly don't mind what a bad reputation the bad ones are giving to their department, and they got their wish too, everyone holds them to the bad reputation.

      So clearly no one of importance wants the people to think of 'cops' in any other way. What is the complaint here from you or these 'good' cops then? We are just responding like they wanted. They got exactly that.

      Nothing speaks louder than actions. and the cops actions have spoken.
      Short of gutting the whole system and starting over, i seriously doubt anything else will change the general publics mind about how they feel about cops. We can wish, but I don't foresee that happening.

      And due to the undercover cop story from the GP, i think i will be posting this anon...

      In closing, I wanted to say that I am honestly happy for you that you never had to see things from this point of view.
      I mean, it

    409. Re:What the hell? by Smackintosh · · Score: 1

      He is presumed innocent. The fact that (in your previous post) you refer to someone merely accused of a crime as a "criminal" explains a lot.

      Sorry, poor choice of wording. I should have used something neutral like 'the accused' instead. My apologies. I will, however, say my choice of wording didn't really "explain" a damned thing, thank you very much.

      And, why would you simply take one person's (the officer's) word over another, all things being equal?

      Well, that's just the thing....all things are not equal here. Last I checked, the officer is the one that has selected law enforcement as his profession, has invested years of time and effort into establishing himself and training in that profession, and has sworn multiple oaths to uphold the law, treat others fairly, and dedicate himself to being just. The other person in this 'equation' well...hasn't done any one of those things. So, naturally, I would tend to believe the officer over the accused person to start with.

      Let's face it, I think there's a corrupt or crooked element to a portion of the police force. I don't think anyone will argue that. The thing is I think the majority of officers are the good decent people they should be and are professionals. Unfortunately, there are also a number that treat it as a power trip, take liberties, and do malicious things. Apparently a good number of people on /., and possibly yourself, think most police officers are crooked and are simply out there to 'stick it to us'. I don't mean to put words in yours or anyone else's mouth, but if you feel that way, I'm sorry for you.

    410. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.thefreedictionary.com/devious

      Yes thats right, Police are to enforce the law, not work around it.

    411. Re:What the hell? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      I disagree absolutely.

      You have a police officer who thinks it's funny to joke about being corrupt and is dumb enough to do so publicly - he's a public servant and absolutely should be held to a very high standard, ESPECIALLY when it comes to spouting off stupid things that make his organization look bad.

      I work for a university (and, by extension, am a state employee since it's a state school) as a researcher and instructor, and I would be fired in a heartbeat if I were so stupid as to put something up, under my own name, where our research participants could see it, that was similar. "Offline, reading 'Red Dragon' to learn how to convince the mentally ill to cut off their own faces."

      This is enough to throw into question the validity of his work. Maybe next time he'll think twice before joking around about abusing the public trust.

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    412. Re:What the hell? by swb · · Score: 1

      So what's your non-killing solution when you walk in the door of an apartment and find a woman beat half to death with her ex-husband holding a 10" kitchen knife to her throat threatening to kill her and the 2 year old in the high chair next to him? Oh yeah, he's a schizophrenic who doesn't take his meds.

      Taser? Nope, not always effective and the nervous impulse from the shock might just cut her throat anyway.

      Mace/pepper spray? Nope, even less effective, especially against mentally ill and people with chemically induced psychosis (meth, coke, etc).

      Negotiation? Tough to do with an agitated schizophrenic.

      Handgun? Yes, a risk to the woman, but a heat shot to the ex-husband can put him down without allowing him to harm the woman or the child.

      You can come up with a well-meaning and long-winded argument about social justice, universal healthcare, improved education, ending racism, but do you really believe any of it is going to make schizophrenia or human hatred go away?

      Most cops (and most firearms enthusiasts) do not see them as "devices whose principle function is to kill" but instead as tools to defend their own lives or protect the lives of crime victims. If you can't accept than and only see killing then you're worse than the cops you want to denigrate because you strip the cops of their essential humanity and desire to help and not hurt.

    413. Re:What the hell? by DJCacophony · · Score: 1

      90% of cops make the other 10% look bad.

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    414. Re:What the hell? by thesandtiger · · Score: 2, Informative

      I've seen footage from the Milgrom experiment, which is what you're referring to.

      It isn't about people being "given permission to be sadistic" - it was about people caving into authority figures when told to do something that they didn't agree with. The vast majority of the people who were being told to give extreme shocks were actually arguing with the researcher and refusing several times to keep going, but eventually they gave in. Far from being sadistic (taking pleasure in inflicting pain), the participants were nearly hysterical in several instances, begging to not be made to continue shocking a person they thought was seriously hurt or dying, and in several cases nearly physically assaulted the researcher, or threatened violence.

      What it demonstrated was that most people, when they are confronted with an authority figure telling them to do something they know is wrong but that they've already kind of done anyway, will eventually give in and do the wrong thing.

      This isn't really relevant to the thread, but it irks me that the experiment was so incredibly poorly represented in your post as something that it absolutely wasn't.

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    415. Re:What the hell? by Sancho · · Score: 1

      Is this footage online?

      If I've misrepresented it, I apologize. I was merely going off of how it was presented in one of my classes.

    416. Re:What the hell? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Yes it is, they just call it something else. Reckless driving, driving without due care and attention.

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    417. Re:What the hell? by sabt-pestnu · · Score: 1

      Only if we keep watching.

    418. Re:What the hell? by actorclavilis · · Score: 1
      I think that the cop was stupid for posting such a provocative comment on Facebook.

      --- Yet another reason.

    419. Re:What the hell? by danomac · · Score: 1

      Actually something like speeding that has no direct victim shouldn't be illegal in the first place.

      If you're going down that same hill at 20, 30, or 40 over and there's no one around,

      I'm not so sure speeding is a good example for this. Around here, most people don't have common sense when it comes to speed. Take playgrounds/school zones--there are a LOT of drivers that seem to think it's okay to do 60-70 kph in a 30 kph zone (school/playground.) This law was put in place to protect the young'uns that do not have the understanding of the dangers of traffic. There's also other hazards on roads besides this--wildlife is a concern on a lot of our highways. A lot of people will do 120 kph on the highways, and the speed limit is 100 kph. That 20 kph hitting a moose or deer could be the difference between life and death.

      Just because someone doesn't see any potential victims/objects doesn't mean there aren't any around.

    420. Re:What the hell? by VJ42 · · Score: 1

      Actually something like speeding that has no direct victim shouldn't be illegal in the first place.

      The reason speeding is a crime is that the faster you are going the more likely you are to kill someone when you hit them. It also takes longer to stop when you see that person crossing the road at the bottom of the hill, so you're both more likely to both hit someone and kill them by going faster. Speed does kill, if you hit someone at 20 they'll probably live, if you hit them at 40, they get 4 times the force (due to physics, remember ke = 1\2MV ^2) and will probably die.

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    421. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 1

      You'd be right if it weren't for the fact that there are already people in jail for making apparent "terroristic" threats on the Internet in the US. It has already been legalized, the Supreme Court has apparently considered such threats to be fair game for legal action, so it seems there's bugger all the constitution can say on the matter. It's a done deal.

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    422. Re:What the hell? by jd · · Score: 1

      You could be right on that correction. Certainly, there was a view that had a measure of credibility in the 60s that the police were the major cause of crime. (You'll find references to this in the novel "Eight Keys to Eden".)

      I don't know of any way to solve this. Correction - I can think of ways to solve this, but the human cost would be horribly high. However, as best as I can tell, the only way to have selfless cops is to eliminate the cops' sense of self. Anything else and the only human result possible is that the human need for self to be of supreme importance will always subvert any concept of law or order.

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    423. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Most cops (and most firearms enthusiasts) do not see them as "devices whose principle function is to kill"

      Those people are idiots who should not be allowed to own guns, because that is precisely what they are. You can make arguments all day about whether killing people is justified, and we won't solve the debate here, but guns are for killing. Sometimes you can use a high level of skill and no small amount of luck and utilize them for some other purpose. GUNS ARE DEVICES WHOSE PRINCIPLE FUNCTION IS TO KILL. You can try to weasel out of this fact by making bullshit claims about how their primary purpose is to accelerate a projectile, but that only makes you a prime candidate to be an ambulance chaser or Microsoft apologist.

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    424. Re:What the hell? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I got away with a ticket for speeding and a warning on the inspection sticker

      No, you got away with driving while your teenage daughter was loose in the car with no seatbelt without killing her. You're not going to win any awards with that story here. Lots of people think they're really fucking clever, and kill people (albeit accidentally) as a result. Maybe you should dial down the smug, and turn up the caution.

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    425. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Quickie Mart clerk wont come to your rescue if your house is being burglarized, or if your girlfriend is being raped.

    426. Re:What the hell? by Darby · · Score: 1

      On average, given permission to be sadistic, most people are.

      I'm not! I'll be happy to prove it to you if you'll just sit down, let me strap you into this chair, attach some electrodes......

    427. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My father was hit with a DUI after having two beers over a five hour period. The cops didn't show him the breathalyzer result, and claimed he blew some crazy number like .10. Yes, cops lie about breathalyzer tests.

    428. Re:What the hell? by russotto · · Score: 1

      I've seen footage from the Milgrom experiment, which is what you're referring to

      Wrong piece of ethically-questionably psychological history. The original reference was to the Stanford Prison Experiments (prisoners and guards), not the Milgram experiment (the one with the shocks).

    429. Re:What the hell? by ThinkTwicePostOnce · · Score: 1

      You're certainly on the right track in keeping the already corrupt or irresponsible far away from positions of power.

      But you're missing the boat if you think that principled, responsible people don't get corrupted by power. Not everyone will fall to the temptation, of course, but the greater the power the greater the temptation. We have checks and balances not just to prevent the corrupt from becoming too powerful but also to protect the good people from having too large a concentration of power tempting them in the first place.

      Technically it's an exaggeration to say "Absolute power corrupts absolutely," but it's definitely not an exaggeration to say that "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom."

      Secrecy, since it prevents that vigilance, is particularly corrupting.

      I especially agree with your desire to see corrupt people who are so far gone that they're advertising it, nailed to the courtroom wall. I don't know enought facts about this particular cop/myspace situation to have a useful opinion on it, but I think we *all* know enought about, say Cheney, to have a useful opinion.

      The question that remains is whether Obama will prefer to keep the excessive power that's been stolen and passed along to him, or give it back and investigate the theives who stole it. The jury's still out on that question, but so far it's a mixed bag.

      I'm rooting for the Constitution. It isn't perfect, but it's way better than what we've got now.

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    430. Re:What the hell? by Radical+Moderate · · Score: 1

      Never get into an argument with an officer. You will lose that battle every fucking time.

      Almost every fucking time. Few years back I was on the freeway, almost missed my exit and had to veer across a couple lanes to catch it. A few seconds later a cop pulled me over.

      "Sir, you made a lane change without signaling"

      "No I didn't, I hit the turn signal right before I changed lanes." My wife backed me up on that, and it was true.

      "Well, the car in the right lane had to hit his brakes to avoid hitting you."

      "No he didn't. I passed him a few seconds before I changed lanes, so I was traveling faster than he was and in front of him. The only way he could hit me was if he floored it. I'm sure he did hit his brakes because I startled him, but there's no way we'd have collided."

      After running my registration he let me go with the usual "Be careful". Now, this guy looked like he'd just got out of high school, I probably wouldn't have been so ornery otherwise. And inaccuracy pisses me off. My wife was looking at me like I was crazy during the whole exchange, afterward she couldn't stop laughing. Your mileage may vary.

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    431. Re:What the hell? by thesandtiger · · Score: 1

      He specifically mentioned shocking people, and in fact referenced the Stanford experiments while doing so. I understand what the original reference was to, but the one to which I was replying isn't it.

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    432. Re:What the hell? by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      No, you are asking police to identify facts as they pertain to law. They seek, for example, to discover if a suspect committed a certain act or acts. Once the facts are established, the legal status of those acts is to be identified by the courts, although the courts also deal with matters of fact.

    433. Re:What the hell? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      Both of your examples highlight my point, though:

      - President: elected to lead society and make executive decisions, i.e. intentionally put in a position to wield semi-arbitrary power and also directly representative of the highest office of government, so to show respect is to recognise this arrangement

      - Judge: in this case, you must show respect precisely because you are submitting to the rule of law and placing yourself in the Court's hands

      In contrast, a police officer is there to "serve and protect" you, but does not wield any arbitrary authority or represent any high office - they, personally, are not in any sense in charge of you or a leader of society. They only interact with you when there are question of safety or crime.

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    434. Re:What the hell? by caitsith01 · · Score: 1

      The simple fact that police carry lethal weapons has more than a little to do with the "sirs"...

      That's kinda the point. If you call them 'sir' then it legitimises the thinking that "carrying a gun = creation of authority". If you treat them like an ordinary public servant, it emphasises that "carrying a gun = part of your job and not the thing which gives you any power over me."

      I.e., their power comes from the law, not from the fact that they wear mirrored sunglasses and can hypothetically kill you.

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    435. Re:What the hell? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You're wrong on both counts. Look up BNP on Wikipedia: if that's not British Nazis, it's only because they have far less capable and charismatic leadership. And in the same article, it points out that police have faced dismissal for being members of the BNP since 2004.

    436. Re:What the hell? by Minozake · · Score: 1

      I'm not entirely sure if it's actually legislated, but it might be a signed contract basically saying that breathalyzer tests are required to be taken on request or one is guilty of a DUI. Either one signs the contract or one doesn't get a license.

      I don't know. I can't remember if I signed anything like that. I'm still in the stage of life where I don't read anything and just sign it. I'll regret that one one day. I'll look up the statutes one day for shits and giggles, but that's probably it.

      I bike and walk anyway. It doesn't get much colder than -10 F in most cases, so it's good.

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    437. Re:What the hell? by rflii · · Score: 1

      The judge had to allow the evidence to show the officers state of mind. It was the 12 people on the jury who should be ashamed of themselves to accept this as reasonable doubt. A devious officer could be pulling a prank on a fellow officer or planning a surprise romantic weekend for their spouse. If we expect celebrities and pro athletes to always be professional in their image than all of us should be aware of our public image and be prepared to answer to it.

    438. Re:What the hell? by Lloyd_Bryant · · Score: 1

      That's kinda the point. If you call them 'sir' then it legitimises the thinking that "carrying a gun = creation of authority". If you treat them like an ordinary public servant, it emphasises that "carrying a gun = part of your job and not the thing which gives you any power over me."

      I.e., their power comes from the law, not from the fact that they wear mirrored sunglasses and can hypothetically kill you.

      No - their *authority* does derive from the law. But that authority is useless without the power to back it up. And at the root, the power of the police (and via the police and military, all of government) stems from the gun.

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    439. Re:What the hell? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Re: Are cops never allowed to be in a devious mood?

      Good point, but the case here is about whether the jury believed the cop's story, because there was no other proof. His statements seemed to support the defense's position and provide reasonable doubt about the veracity of his story.

    440. Re:What the hell? by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      Re: Cops are in it for the power.

      I know some and I would say that most are good people but the few that aren't have been given way too much unchecked power.

    441. Re:What the hell? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Australia has never really had a gun culture, in particular hand guns have always been shuned even though cops do carry a side arm. Not saying gun violence doesn't happen but when it does it's a major news story. As far as I can tell "the right to bear arms" is purely a cultural and historical thing so I don't think the Aussie/British anti-gun culture would work in the US without a generational shift in attitudes. In other words de-escalation is harder than escalation since it requires a measure of mutual trust.

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    442. Re:What the hell? by strikethree · · Score: 1

      I typically use sir when speaking to anyone whose name I do not know. I will drop it immediately if the person proves they do not deserve any sort of respect.

      I do not treat police any different than the random stranger, therefore, they get a sir or ma'am added to sentences just as a store clerk, vagrant, or President of the United States would get. This is known as proper courtesy in some parts of America. It has nothing to do with the relative station in life, as in America, we do believe that everyone is created equal and should be granted courtesy until that courtesy is abused.

      Respectfully,

      strikethree

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    443. Re:What the hell? by Negatyfus · · Score: 1

      I'm sitting quietly on some church steps with a girl

      This right here says you made the whole story up.

    444. Re:What the hell? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Not to be quasipedantic but isn't FUBAR... well... SN? As in AFU? ;)

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    445. Re:What the hell? by garwain · · Score: 1

      Been there, done that. A couple years ago, I was driving along a secondary road (70k/h zone) and a car cut me off, causing me to brake and turn off the cruse control. I didn't reset the cruse because the arse couldn't keep his speed close to constant. 3 other cars passed on a double line, and a few seconds later I see the flashing lights, so I pull off the road. I got the ticket because I was pulled over and stopped. I contested the ticket, and the judge let me off with a "Severe warning" that even doing 1 km/h over the limit is against the law.

    446. Re:What the hell? by barryjoe54 · · Score: 1

      It is considered good manners in the US to call somebody "Sir" or "Mam" when you don't know them. This does not imply subservience. A police officer has a gun, a taser, handcuffs, a long flashlight and a club. He also has the authority to put those handcuffs on you for no reason. He has the authority because he has a gun, a taser etc. If you object he may beat you senseless, and then trump up charges to have you spend time in jail. I have had a cop come to my home, threaten to take my children and put them in state custody simply because I didn't think that I needed to be polite to an aggressive asshole on my front lawn when I was flipping hamburgers on my front porch. The simple fact is while I may have won in the long run, his abuse of his authority would have been damaging to my children and there was no defense regarding that but to roll over and acknowledge he had the power. It is not a good system, but it is the one we have. My experience has been that more than half of all cops are good honest public servants who are pursuing a professional career of protecting and defending the public. That leaves millions who are power mad assholes who abuse their authority regularly. We do have a severe problem with police and public figures that abuse power. Our difference is that we point it right out and say so and regularly arrest them and put them in prison. We just haven't done it enough yet. In the US we air our dirty laundry in public. That means that everyone hears about it. You never hear about the career public servants who provide honest service for 40 years and retire. We have our problems, but we are honest about them. We are also tired of you pompous fools telling us how superior you are to us. We don't ask you to come here, we don't really want you to come here, and we certainly don't give a flying fuck about your opinion of us or our system. So kiss my Yankee ass, I'm going to have a beer with the good honest cop who lives across the street.

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    447. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its neither. Its a revenue source. True guilt or innocence does not matter one whit. Want to be proven innocent regardless if one did a crime or not? Pony up for a good legal team who has manpower to do research and find any dirt on the witnesses being paraded so the jury discredits them.

      This is why Madoff will never see a day in jail.

      This sounds to me exactly like what is meant by "it's a Legal System".

    448. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn the difference between "lose" and "loose." One applies to you, the other applies to your mother :)

      now now... is that any way to talk to your father?

    449. Re:What the hell? by nidarus · · Score: 1

      I saw a version of that on _Veronica Mars_. But it only worked because the guards were a bunch of sadists to begin with and needed only permission to act on their whims.

      Cool. But in the actual experiment, subjects weren't told if they were going to be guards or prisoners. Even if you assume selection bias, it's a bias towards sadomasochism at most. No pure sadist, or aggressive narcissist (e.g. a high-school bully) would sign up to be humiliated and tortured as a prisoner.

    450. Re:What the hell? by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      Given the unbelievable amount of power they have over an ordinary citizen the should be given absolutely no wiggle room.

      You shouldn't be legally allowed to fine people, strip away their rights, humiliate them, confiscate their property, detain them (for 24 hours at a whim), or to initiate a process that can completely ruin their life, all behind a shield of legality that makes you basically immune to punishment, and also be allowed to do anything illegal whatsoever.

      No. Just, no.

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    451. Re:What the hell? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      When a cop lies about a case, there's someone else's welfare at stake. When Clinton lied about a blowjob, it was no one else's business and no one's welfare was at stake. The entire purpose of the line of questioning he was subjected to was purely political, of no legal consequence and aimed at finding ANYTHING they could regardless of relevance. It was a complete mockery of America and the justice system.

      Incorrect. It was asked to establish a pattern of behavior. Eg, did he have a habit of using his authority to get laid? He was being sued for sexual harassment, whether or not he'd had other office affairs is a legitimate line of inquiry and would be asked of any other defendant in the same situation.

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    452. Re:What the hell? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Oh, and while Bush lied many times, it was never under oath, so not directly applicable to this situation. Besides, it would be obvious what you would think of those lies, so there's no point asking about them.

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    453. Re:What the hell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      There were two cops in the car, their word against mine. I got an ACD, which basically is just like "being let off with a warning." Charges were dropped.

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    454. Re:What the hell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      "you were sitting on the steps quietly with a girl, then how were you making wisecracking unflattering comments that someone else heard you? Again I don't agree with their reasoning just the story doesn't flow"

      The undercover cop heard me several days before. The cops knew where we kids in the neighborhood hung out, so they knew to look for me. When they spotted me, they pulled up.

      As far as why I didn't hear him, I don't know. I am a little hard of hearing, but it's possible the cop was not talking to me... I just looked up and thought I saw that he had just said something.

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    455. Re:What the hell? by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 1

      The church steps were on the corner where we tended to hang out. The girl was not my GF (though I wish she was)

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    456. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My boss at my first law job was an attorney who used to be a cop. He told me the three cardinal rules of criminal law:

      Rule No. 1. All cops lie.
      Rule No. 2. All judges know all cops lie.
      Rule No. 3. All judges believe all cops anyway.

      It's true. "The defendant made a furtive gesture" is a phrase they teach at the police academy as a surefire way to exonerate yourself after you've lit up a driver who was just turning off the radio.

    457. Re:What the hell? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      No, but it casts doubt on any claim that you aren't a homosexual scientologist.

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    458. Re:What the hell? by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      It varies by state, but you're essentially wrong. Look up "DWI".

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    459. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously? Every time (three? four?) I've had to blow a breathalyzer here in Poland, I've gotten back a printout (looks like a receipt), the officers got one and the machine recorded the time and date when a test was administered.

      Sorry about that Poland - I keep forgetting about you.

      (Nothing against Poles)

    460. Re:What the hell? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've seen enough incidents of cops getting shot at windows of cars they pulled over

      you're [sic] ancestors were a bunch of exiled British citizens who were sent there for debtor's prison and obviously have no integrity to pass down to you.

      Ah yes, America, the single shining beacon of respect and integrity. You are very lucky that you were imbued with that "integrity gene" I've heard so much about (because of course, integrity is genetic).

      I like how your post is really just an excuse to demonstrate your [...] love of your own country.

      Et tu, brutus?

    461. Re:What the hell? by justinlee37 · · Score: 1

      Right, because it is utterly ridiculous on our planet to think that someday you might need a weapon to defend yourself or your community from an attack. Clearly, anyone interested in weapons is flagrantly undermining our perfectly peaceful and harmonious world.

    462. Re:What the hell? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      I don't know about general social mores in the US, and perhaps calling people Sir is something that everyone does

      I think you're reading too much into this "Sir" thing. In the US, anyhow, what is meant by using "Sir" is an acknowledgment of authority, and a demonstration of respect for that authority, nothing more. And like it or not, a police officer acting within his jurisdiction is an authority. The use of "Sir" is much more common in the southern parts of the US, than in the northern parts.

      That being said, I come from the north, and live in the south, so I am not used to saying "Sir" to anybody. I have never said "Sir" to a police officer, and that has never caused me any problem.

      You can think of "Sir" as a synonym for "officer", or a simple acknowledgment of title. It is certainly not meant to be, nor would it be taken as, groveling.

      I enjoy the internet, sometimes it lets me see how much better my own country is than others in various things, (the opposite too).

      Seriously, stay off the Internet then. The last thing an Australian needs is a bigger ego.

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  2. He should have gone a step further by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

    and sued the cop for sexual harassment for all of those pokes.

  3. On the plus side, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this story represents a rare instance of someone using privacy-violating technologies to screw over "The Man", rather than "The Man" using them to screw over everyone else (as happens all too often). Although it sounds like this guy may well be guilty.

    1. Re:On the plus side, by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Too bad it was used to defend a career criminal.

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    2. Re:On the plus side, by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 1

      "Re:On the plus side, (Score:2)
      by Kinky Bass Junk (880011) Alter Relationship on Wednesday March 11, @11:00PM (#27161497)
      Too bad it was used to defend a career criminal.
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    3. Re:On the plus side, by Lehk228 · · Score: 5, Interesting
      too bad the cop sounds like a career douchebag.

      Then Mr. Lesher tracked down comments Officer Ettienne had made on the Internet about video clips of arrests. An officer should not have punched a handcuffed man, Officer Ettienne wrote. "If he wanted to tune him up some, he should have delayed cuffing him."

      He added: "If you were going to hit a cuffed suspect, at least get your money's worth 'cause now he's going to get disciplined for" a relatively light punch.

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    4. Re:On the plus side, by originalTMAN · · Score: 1

      That'll happen. Look up the story of how we (Americans) got the Miranda warnings. Ernesto Miranda was a very, um, colorful guy.

    5. Re:On the plus side, by dyefade · · Score: 1

      Slashdot ID, not linked to any other persona, certainly nothing real (i.e. non-Internet). That's anonymous enough for most purposes.

    6. Re:On the plus side, by damburger · · Score: 1

      Career criminal? The word you are looking for is 'citizen' and its the word you use until he is found guilty of a crime by a jury of his peers, thankyou.

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    7. Re:On the plus side, by steak · · Score: 1

      Career criminal? The word you are looking for is 'citizen' and its the word you use until he is found guilty of a crime by a jury of his peers, thankyou.

      ftfa

      In fact, Mr. Waters, on parole from a burglary conviction when he was arrested, beat the most serious charge, the felony possession of a 9 millimeter Beretta and a bagful of ammunition. He was convicted of resisting arrest, a misdemeanor.

      maybe not a career criminal, but a criminal none the less.

    8. Re:On the plus side, by damburger · · Score: 1

      For the purposes of *this* trial he is a citizen.

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    9. Re:On the plus side, by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Yes. But I'd rather let a single guilty person go than have a corrupt cop. The cop can cause orders of magnitude more damage to society as a whole than some guy who swiped a motorcycle. I have insurance to cover my vehicle being stolen... I don't have insurance against being falsely imprisoned or falsely testified against by an officer.

    10. Re:On the plus side, by Kinky+Bass+Junk · · Score: 1

      This isn't a trial - it is an Internet discussion.

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  4. As he often says on "The Simpsons" by Chris+Tucker · · Score: 2, Informative

    <NelsonMuntz>"HA-ha! Stupid Cop is Stupid!"</NelsonMuntz>

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  5. Joking? by JoshDmetro · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is it joking? Jokes are supposed to be funny, not hurt other people. The internet is a real place not some fantasy land. People are responsible for there comment regardless of what media they use to make their comment. If a terrorist make a threat on the internet should it just be dismissed because it was said on the internet. Oh I was just joking about blowing up the school. Should something like that be a defense, oh he said it on the internet so it was a joke.

    1. Re:Joking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First off, it was hilarious, second, the joke didn't hurt anyone. What the fuck are you talking about?

    2. Re:Joking? by sleigher · · Score: 1

      Sure sure there cop. Why don't you and the boys go down to the gym and pump each other, err I mean ....

      Thanks Fletch!

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    3. Re:Joking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally disagree with you. The training day comment was HILLARIOUS!! I was on the floor after reading it. The only way it wouldn't be funny is if you hadn't seen the movie.

      Between joining a crime family, being a pimp and selling my friends as pets it seems to me most everything on the MySpace meat market is either nonsense or filled with nonsense peddlers. Its a shame people don't have better things to do than to take MySpace seriously.

  6. Raises the bar for law enforcement. by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People are always keen to say "such and such" is just talk but the fact is the language we use about ourselves has a profound impact on our behavior. If a cop enjoys all that bad-ass posturing in art, and then builds that persona for their self, there is little doubt in my mind that at some point, no matter how much they might deny it, that kind of stuff will appear in their actual behavior on the job. I am NOT saying in this case it follows that the officers actually planted a weapon. But I don't really see a problem with someone being given pause over this kind of posturing. They do an important job and maintaining certain professional standards in their behavior keeps us safer all-around.

    1. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 1

      Important follow up, it is also still a shame that this posturing was evidenced by snooping into what are, essentially, private areas of his life. My point is more about language and self-image than whether or not putting a man's private comments on display is a valid legal defense. If such talk occurs among officers in the locker room or anywhere else, it is equally disquieting for the reasons I mentioned above, and perhaps a more suitable target for the same defense. If you posture among coworkers, your image is already affecting how you do your job.

    2. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Except it's not a private area in any sense. It's a public website with a ToS that strips you of any rights you had to the content you submit.

    3. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 4, Interesting

      People are always keen to say "such and such" is just talk but the fact is the language we use about ourselves has a profound impact on our behavior.

      That's about the same logic as the wingnuts who claim that video games lead to real-life violence.

      It's just make-believe. People with proper psychological functioning can easily compartmentalize fantasy from reality.

    4. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Obviously it is not a private area. Strictly speaking, his information is on display and is fair game. I believe however that ideally speaking there would be some degree of respect for what is essentially a personalized space. Of course we hardly live in an ideal world.

    5. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Hardly. While you could make the connection eventually, my point is not that *watching and enjoying a film* caused his behavior. When he *chooses* to take an image from media and emulate it with his language about himself, he has begun to internalize that image. It is still a *choice.* If I play and enjoy Grand Theft Auto games, I do not become a criminal. If I then create an image of myself which emulates the characters in these games and begin to use it in other spaces, then I've created a problematic situation. You're right, tons of people manage to compartmentalize these images. Using language to describe yourself as an emulator however, is the first sign that you aren't doing that at all.

    6. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by jd · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but nobody with proper psychological functioning becomes a cop.

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    7. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually he is right. When playing grand theft auto, you in effect "become" that criminal and everything you choose to do in the game reflects your nature. You control all of the characters actions. Using language to describe yourself as that character isnt really necessary (although most of us tend to use first person when talking about what we do while playing a game).

      I think that it is no different to compartmentalize speech as it is actions in a game or scence in a movie.

      AC because ive used mod points here.

    8. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 1
      People with proper psychological functioning can easily compartmentalize fantasy from reality.

      Do you really think that anyone with proper psychological functioning would want to become a cop?

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    9. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by spintriae · · Score: 1

      People with proper psychological functioning ...

      We're talking about cops here. *ducks*

    10. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by TheFlyingBuddha · · Score: 1

      While I will agree that playing a game blurs the line in these examples, my point is still that the important part is *taking away* the language and using it to craft a self image outside of the original context. More importantly, I would dispute that anyone can truly compartmentalize everything so completely. Our minds tend to be leaky.

    11. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by jd · · Score: 0

      More importantly, though, unless someone has multiple personality disorder, the chances are their professional persona is no different from any other persona they have. The neurology and brain chemistry are the same, the person's memories and views aren't swapped in off a USB stick.

      If someone does locker-room bragging (ie: they have no sense of right and wrong, they have little inclination towards honesty, their self-esteem is so pathetic that they need to create an illusion around others), I'd personally lock them out of the locker-room. The people you want, especially in positions of power over others and responsibility for life-and-death situations, are people who have no need for bragging, who are emotionally stable enough to regard reality as sufficient, and who have no need of the alpha-male nonsense that is fit only for lower animals.

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    12. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      it's the same as if he sent it to the newspaper "letter to the editor". Sure, it's freedom of speech... right up until he has reason to act like that insinuation.. then it becomes much more.

    13. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      they really do weed out people like most slashdotters. I've known several people in high school/college that took the exam for "law enforcement placement" and been disqualified from "police" for getting too high marks. They then got calls from other "alphabet" agencies to see if they make the cut.

    14. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      That's about the same logic as the wingnuts who claim that video games lead to real-life violence.

      If I play a game in which (just to choose a random example *cough cough*) my character steals cars and beats up hookers, that doesn't give any rational person a reason to assume that I actually do those things. But if I brag about stealing cars and beating up hookers, or even say to my friends one day, "You know, what I'd really like to do is steal a car and beat up a hooker" -- that definitely gives people a reason to be suspicious of me. And if shortly after I make that statement, there is a case in my neighborhood involving these crimes, I will, quite justifiably, become a person of great interest to the local PD.

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    15. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      A policeman by trade commenting on videos of other policemen is not make-believe. He has been in the same situation, and will continue to be throughout his life. Shooting zombies, not so much.

    16. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Maybe so, but nobody with proper psychological functioning becomes a cop.

      Yeah, the 836,787 sworn officers in the USA are all nutjobs, right? /me rolls eyes

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    17. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by junglee_iitk · · Score: 1

      Don't try. The video game mantra has been used and you cannot fight it. Your argument of "language affecting behavior" has been changed into "violence in fantasy video games affects your criminal behavior". Only on /.

      To argue back you can use "violence in religious books leads to violence in real life" argument. Possible retort might be, "bible thumpers don't think bible is fantasy". You can then say, "nobody thinks of a facebook profile as 'fantasy'".

    18. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      by Anonymous Psychopath (18031)

      Maybe so, but nobody with proper psychological functioning becomes a cop.

      Yeah, the 836,787 sworn officers in the USA are all nutjobs, right? /me rolls eyes

      You're a cop, right?

    19. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Nope, not involved in law enforcement in any way, other than the occasional normal interactions with cops.

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    20. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by technomom · · Score: 1

      Well that's the problem with this whole concept of "friends", isn't it? I know people who have, literally, hundreds of "friends" on facebook. Yet with every friend that is added, facebook privacy becomes less useful. Do you trust that your friend won't cut and paste your facebook to youtube or flicker? So, okay, let's take the grand step and say you trust your friends not to do that. Do you trust your friend to NOT have a password like, say "password", that his geek son might easily hack? Do you trust your friend's boss who may have access to his work computer? Do you trust your friend's work's IT department who may be doing screen snooping in the name of asset security? Do you trust your friend's ex-wife who has subpoenaed his hard disk to demonstrate his porn addiction? Now multiply all those potential second effect lurkers by the number of your "friends". That's how secure facebook is. Don't post shit you don't want to ever see used against you.

    21. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by cs668 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you 100%, "People with proper psychological functioning can easily compartmentalize fantasy from reality"!!!

      Maybe I'm jaded, but unfortunately "People with proper psychological functioning" seem to be getting more and more scarce!

      I think the issue is that when you are a police officer you have a special role and should not joke about it online. It's just different. If I joke about doing my job, it's not the same as a cop joking about doing his.

    22. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      I suggest you read some work done by Phil Zimbardo (you can look him up on Wikipedia if need be), his area of study is "the line between good and evil" as he's put it before (In fact I think that was the title of one of his books). His research says that actually doing something while emulating a media image and having been given authority does in fact tend to have you do things you otherwise wouldn't. It doesn't seem to effect 'virtual' worlds, but when you do it in the real world things can get extreme.

      Self-help concepts also have you refer to yourself differently and otherwise alter our outward image to affect our inner image... Keeping the two separate is often hard.

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    23. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you joke about youir job, you're probably really joking.

    24. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by jd · · Score: 1

      *looks in DSM:IV* Yes, that would appear to be the right percentage of the population to be nutjobs.

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    25. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by laddiebuck · · Score: 1

      The problem is, a great deal and perhaps a majority of people are not fully rational (which is how I see it, rather than "proper pyschological functioning"). But simply put, with high responsibility come high standards.

    26. Re:Raises the bar for law enforcement. by syousef · · Score: 1

      That's about the same logic as the wingnuts who claim that video games lead to real-life violence.

      Sorry but a video game is fantasy and unambiguously so. Locker room bravado is meant to sound like a real life account and big note the person. Even if he wouldn't actually do it, such actions become more plausible to others.

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  7. Personal Responsibility by isa-kuruption · · Score: 1

    This is just another example of people throwing personal responsibility by the wayside and blaming someone else for their own mistakes.

    It's sickening.

    1. Re:Personal Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it just me or is criminal law in the US doing a better job of protecting criminals rather than protecting the victims? I mean seriously what. the. fuck. were going to let go an repeat offender caught red handed driving a stolen motorcycle go because the cops profile was set to devious and he made a joke about watching Training Day.

    2. Re:Personal Responsibility by mevets · · Score: 1

      Yes, hard to say which one though. The jury obviously thought it was the cop 'throwing personal responsibility by the wayside'; the nytimes seems to think it was the other guy. I really doubt the nytimes has a better take on this than the jury; but 'meathead beats and frames ex-con' won't sell many papers....

    3. Re:Personal Responsibility by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Sometimes, protecting the rights of suspects means following a process that fails to convict a criminal. The justice system is imperfect. Crank up the sensitivity high enough to eliminate false negatives and you'll get a whole pile of false positives.

      Concern for the innocent should be reason enough; but if it isn't, remember that every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime.

    4. Re:Personal Responsibility by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      This is just another example of people throwing personal responsibility by the wayside and blaming someone else for their own mistakes.

      Right. The cop should take responsibility for his bad attitude and not blame Facebook.

      (That is what you meant, right?)

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    5. Re:Personal Responsibility by asdfman2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime.

      Except for victimless crimes. In those cases (drugs, speeding, etc), the only positive of punishing an innocent is monetary fines. Why else are most victimless crimes punished with fines instead of jail time?

    6. Re:Personal Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An Innocent person convicted for a DUI, DWI or PI doesn't mean that that somewhere else a drunk drives home.

    7. Re:Personal Responsibility by b4dc0d3r · · Score: 1

      The short version:
      Fines are more like "Please don't do that again, we'd rather not have to deal with things like this." Jail time is more like "Yeah we can't have people doing that." Given their relative impact to society, would you agree that victimless crimes should be punished less severely?

      The long version:
      Speeding is not a victimless crime, at least not if you're going fast enough to warrant a ticket. 5-10 over isn't bad, but I've not seen anyone ticketed for 5-10 unless it was a super busy day. Even if the driver can handle the speed, to the other drivers on the road it would be unexpected and possibly dangerous to see someone pop up behind or beside you all of a sudden, "out of nowhere". And then there are the ones who can't handle the speed, getting an adrenaline rush that works just like a drug. Speeding is just as victimless as drunk driving - it doesn't hurt anyone, until it does.

      Drug use can be victimless, but in the case of meth or similar, the side effects of meth labs and the destruction the drug causes is far worse than any benefit to letting people control their own bodies. If they are using drugs like that, they obviously can't control their own body and to allow it would be a win in principal, but a loss in practice. Some drugs aren't that bad of course.

      The GP point was that there is a sliding scale of sensitivity, but if you think about such a scale obviously there isn't a one-to-one ratio of false positives to false negatives. But it's still true that sometimes we don't get it right. In that case, would you rather have an innocent-but-convicted person serve jail time for something they didn't do, or pay a fine and get on with life? I would prefer the fine. On the other side, non-"victimless" crimes typically carry a higher burden of proof than a single officer's testimony, making a trial into a more thorough investigation of the facts, making it less likely (compared to simple drug possession or speeding) that someone will be convicted in error. Regardless of how it works out in practice, in general I feel better about giving jail time as the punishment instead of a fine in this case.

    8. Re:Personal Responsibility by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime.

      Except for victimless crimes. In those cases (drugs, speeding, etc), the only positive of punishing an innocent is monetary fines.

      Why else are most victimless crimes punished with fines instead of jail time?

      That's a pretty shallow argument. The reason speeding laws exist and are enforced is not to generate revenue, although that is a side effect that the government very much enjoys. It's to stop people from driving so fast that they endanger other drivers. So yeah, speeding is a victimless crime right up to the point where some asshole pushes the envelope, loses control and slams into a bus filled with nuns and puppies.

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    9. Re:Personal Responsibility by philipgar · · Score: 1

      Speeding is not a victimless crime, at least not if you're going fast enough to warrant a ticket. 5-10 over isn't bad, but I've not seen anyone ticketed for 5-10 unless it was a super busy day.

      I wish I could say that I haven't seen cops pull you over for 5-10 over the limit, but I have seen it first hand. I was once driving across North Dakota, and going 80 in a 75 mph zone. When the cop pulled me over my first thought was "huh, what did I do?" An hour later and a search of my car later the cops let me go with a $25 ticket for speeding, and a $45 ticket for having a box in the back seat of my car (i was obviously moving and my car was loaded up with stuff) that had an opened bottle of booze in it (unless I spent 10 minutes pulled off to the side of the road trying to get to it there was no way I could without first running my car off the road). What I learned that day was an unshaven, wired on coffee 20-something person of hispanic descent driving with out of state plates is going to get pulled over for whatever reason a cop likes. They will then justify searching your car with stuff they found while searching your car (in my case this was the truth, the report cited that the cop had seen an open container and wanted to search the car when in fact I told the officer that yes there was a box with booze in it in my back seat when he asked if he could search my car and asked if I had anything to tell him. Of course at the end of the day the fines were relatively light, and it really made an amusing story. Especially when they put me in the back seat of the cop car and one cop started demanding I tell him where the drugs are. I'm not sure if I could keep a straight face at that point, it was just so surreal.

      Of course, I don't see speeding as a victimless crime. Sometimes it can be (like the few times I've been on a completely deserted highway and just wanted to see how fast I could push it), but often it isn't. It's the asshats who fly down neighborhoods and through town that tend to endanger people. I just wish I could say that they're the ones who get punished the most for it.

      Phil

    10. Re:Personal Responsibility by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      Drug use can be victimless, but in the case of meth or similar, the side effects of meth labs and the destruction the drug causes...

      If meth were legal, then meth labs could be regulated to use proper safety procedures and wouldn't be blowing up all the time. And they'd be in areas zoned for that sort of thing, so if they did blow up they wouldn't take an apartment block full of people with them.

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    11. Re:Personal Responsibility by Archon-X · · Score: 1

      The difference of 10-20 km/h translates to a 20 - 30m addition of stopping distance (excluding the reaction time distance).
      That's a significant amount of distance, and could easily translate to the difference between your [or someone else's] safety, and harm.

      The speeding laws are set. For the major part, everyone else deals with them. Neither you, nor I are exempt from these laws, so attempting to justify the transgression is futile.
      Don't take this as a personal attack: I'm merely pointing out that it's a cut and dry case of breaking an arbitrary limit, that has very real consequences.

      The justification of speeding on a deserted highway is equally asinine. Do you know it's clear? Did you clear all debris, animals, potholes, etc.
      If you crash, your car doesn't turn into powder. You're a victim: You're dead. Someone else has to come and clear up the mess. Someone else has to inform your devastated family.
      It's not victimless in the slightest.

      If you want to speed, go onto the track. They're designed for it.

      Incidentally, whilst it sucks that you got searched, etc - if you'd not been speeding, you'd not have been stopped.

    12. Re:Personal Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      remember that every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime.

      I disagree. Perhaps no crime was committed.

    13. Re:Personal Responsibility by mdielmann · · Score: 1

      Concern for the innocent should be reason enough; but if it isn't, remember that every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime.

      Oh, I'm sure we can fabricate enough crimes for everyone. It's not like they're a limited resource.

      --
      Sure I'm paranoid, but am I paranoid enough?
    14. Re:Personal Responsibility by guywcole · · Score: 1

      "every innocent person convicted for a crime means a guilty person not convicted for that crime."

      Bad logic. You assume the crime exists. Arresting someone without a weapon for possession of one does NOT imply someone else has an illegal weapon.

    15. Re:Personal Responsibility by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is just another example of people throwing personal responsibility by the wayside and blaming someone else for their own mistakes.

      It's sickening.

      I know. The fact that that cop still has a job after that disgusting display of gross unfitness for duty is deeply sickening.

    16. Re:Personal Responsibility by rohan972 · · Score: 1

      Is it just me or is criminal law in the US doing a better job of protecting criminals rather than protecting the victims? I mean seriously what. the. fuck. were going to let go an repeat offender caught red handed driving a stolen motorcycle go because the cops profile was set to devious and he made a joke about watching Training Day.

      Our legal system is supposed to make it difficult to get convictions, the burden of proof is quite high. That's a response to the excesses of the previous system, where the King could declare "Off with his head!" without any evidence or even an accusation. Since the Magna Carta first limited the powers of the King, the system has been refined regularly, resulting in what we have today. It isn't perfect, but it isn't going to be either. If you ever have to face criminal charges yourself (remember you don't have to be guilty to be accused) you may understand better.

      The issue here isn't whether the accused stole a motorcycle, it is whether the court was presented with sufficient proof to convict him of felony possession of a gun. Victims want protection? The same legal system that requires that proof of guilt also allows you to buy firearms to protect yourself.

  8. Set up by theredshoes · · Score: 1

    Yeah, probably not a good idea to talk about your job on the internet or setting up suspects. Maybe the cop did set him up. I would think his profile on a public website would not be brought to light unless he was specifically talking about setting up the suspect, I don't see why anyone would pay attention. Obviously there was more to his profile and he was directly talking about the incident or eluding to the incident. Everyone knows the internet is full of complete crap nowadays. I long for the old days sometimes when the internet was new and shiny and most people were genuinely interested in technology. :(

    1. Re:Set up by theredshoes · · Score: 1

      I mean "alluding" not "eluding" but they both kind of apply to this story. LOL

  9. Seems like valid information to me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If he made those comments in the "locker room" instead of the internet, would you still say they that it shouldn't me mentioned in court? What about in a public park?

    At what point are we supposed to stop assuming something is bravado and take it seriously?

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  11. Re:loose by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or goatse

  12. I get it by SupremoMan · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So when the system uses this kind of bs to keep you from a job it's fine and dandy. But as soon as you turn it around on the system, all of a sudden people are outraged?

    1. Re:I get it by mabhatter654 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      a girl showing her boobies 3 years ago when she was a sorority girl is not the same as somebody who's a cop right know joking about beating suspects or planting evidence.

      The last 3 presidents openly admitted to smoking pot... What would be so different about it in 15 years when somebody digs up somebody's old facebook post from Freshman year?

    2. Re:I get it by atraintocry · · Score: 1

      Not much, if they're in a courtroom and are trying to tell people that they never smoked pot.

    3. Re:I get it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would say that the difference here is that this guy could be locking innocent people away in jail for long periods of time. Criminal time is not good looking on a resume, and the real criminals in jail sure will enjoy that innocent ass...

    4. Re:I get it by torkus · · Score: 1

      In short, yes.

      1) A *public figure* is held to a somewhat different standard in that their private life is not entirely private - particularly if/when it has relevance to their public job.

      2) A police officer is given power and protection above the average citizen. Because of this, they are expected to remain honest, uncorrupted, and keep their character beyond reproach. If you or I walk into a courtroom and testify, it's just that: a person making a claim that something is true. If another person stands up and disagrees it's a toss-up on who's more convincing. When a COP testifies it's considered absolutely true and, in the absence of hard evidence contradicting him/her, a judge will always believe the cop over any "normal" person.

      This is why it's different from Joe Sixpack being denied a job doing desktop support because he joked about enjoying donkey rape on his myspace page. You just need to be comfortable that he's able to do his job, not that his character is beyond reproach.

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
  13. FACE it.... by djupedal · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...that was one guy he never should have had BOOKed.

    1. Re:FACE it.... by kyjl · · Score: 3, Funny

      *sunglasses*

      YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH

      --
      Perl, n. A language spoken by Eskimos.
    2. Re:FACE it.... by GogglesPisano · · Score: 1

      Just awesome. Seems like I never have mod points when I really need them.

  14. 'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Sarusa · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The persona you show in the locker room or internet is your real self, or at least a closer version of it than what you show on the streets when anyone else but the guy you're screwing with is watching. I've seen fine upstanding cops like this lie their asses off in court enough to believe that if he jokes that 'Training Day' is great training that he more than halfway actually believes it.

    The suspect, Waters, is obviously not a great guy, but I'm not convinced I can trust anything a guy like Ettienne says either.

    1. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Anubis350 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Oh, the cop was definitely an idiot for posting something like that, his job *requires* more discretion than that. WHile the reasonable doubt makes sense (which even the cop admits to), to think you can base your opinion of his policing ability and trustability on what's pretty obviously a facetious facebook comment...

      Hell, I work in a research group in bio-chem modeling, and not to long ago I had a status that read "Everything I know about DNA I learned from Gattaca" - I do hope that any future employers arent facebook-reading idiots...

      --
      "goodbye and hello, as always" ~Prince Corwin, from Zelazny's Amber series
    2. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Sarusa · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I guess it boils down to whether someone thinks you're joking or you're 'joking ha ha wink wink'. As a bio-chem researcher your Gattaca comment obviously trips the nerd humor trigger because it's so ridiculous. But we catch corrupt cops all the time. How about that Republican party member who made 'just a joke' about Obama's Easter watermelon hunts? Or if you'd snickered instead that you were 'falsifying COX2 inhibitor research results'?

      Cops are given an amazing amount of power - I've seen that if there's no evidence otherwise the judge will take their word over anyone else's, but they're caught lying and falsifying evidence quite often. Given that, joking on your Facebook page about using Training Day as a model he is are makes me go 'Ha ha ha... ha?' because it does happen. It is an admitted prejudice of mine, but I've never met a single good cop (and there are plenty of those too) who ever joked, even in private, about how corrupt they were.

    3. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by fermion · · Score: 1
      I think most of us have at least a personal side, a public side, and a work or professional side. In adolescence we develop the personal side, and in young adult hood we differentiate to a personal/public. For instance, as we become an adult we don't go around telling everyone all the drugs we do. We begin to realize that people are interested in a simpler version of ourselves than we may truly be. For instance, most of the public is not interested in how many people we have beat up, or many people we have dates, or how many beers we can drink. As we leave young adult hood, I think we further develop this public persona into a professional persona, and begin to clean up our other personas to reflect this. For instance, in our mid to late 20's most of us will stop abusing drugs and driving drunk. It is a sign of maturity.

      In this case, I think the lack of judgement shows a severe lack of maturity on the officers part, and puts his ability to do anything meaningful into question. This is a big problem with people who want the money to be public servants, but do not want to take on the responsibility. We see these whiners all the time. PEople who think it is unfair that they cannot accept gifts. Well, if you want gifts get a private job. Or complain that they should be able to put whatever they want to on facebook. Again, if one is public servant, then the rules are different. If one do not want to play by those rules, go and get a private job. You can do whatever you want to there.

      --
      "She's a scientist and a lesbian. She's not going to let it slide." Orphan Black
    4. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Sarusa · · Score: 1

      This seems semi-related: If you work at a sandwich shop maybe you shouldn't post video of yourself stuffing the lettuce up your nose on YouTube. Would anyone argue this is off bounds just because it's on YouTube? http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1161234/Subway-worker-filmed-putting-lettuce-leaves-nose-sandwich-shop--putting-display.html

      Obviously not quite the same as what Ettienne did, because he didn't post evidence of outright wrongdoing.

    5. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by sodul · · Score: 1

      Hell, I work in a research group in bio-chem modeling, and not to long ago I had a status that read "Everything I know about DNA I learned from Gattaca" - I do hope that any future employers arent facebook-reading idiots...

      or /. reading idiots :-)

    6. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      the guy you're screwing with is watching

      Gal.
      Its always a Girl with me.
      Don't know about you. See, you have let out your tastes online...

      --
      "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
    7. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by martinX · · Score: 5, Insightful

      His job doesn't require more "discretion", it requires ethics and honesty. "Discretion" implies it's OK to be unethical and dishonest as long as you can get away with it.

      --
      When they came for the communists, I said "He's next door. Take him away. Goddam commies."
    8. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by damburger · · Score: 1

      For bio-chem modelling, doesn't make the slightest difference. If you were chairing a public committee on the ethics of human genetics? Damn well would make a difference.

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    9. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I work in a research group in bio-chem modeling, and not to long ago I had a status that read "Everything I know about DNA I learned from Gattaca" - I do hope that any future employers arent facebook-reading idiots...

      Nah, they are more likely facebook-writing idiots...

    10. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I've never met a single good cop (and there are plenty of those too) who ever joked, even in private, about how corrupt they were.

      My lady knows well someone who used to be a cop. He says that most of the people he worked with were complete assholes who make him sick. He also strongly advised us to be well-armed, but I'd expect that from anyone willing to be a cop. Then again, knowing what I know about cops and genuine criminals (I know more of the latter, to be honest, unfortunately including some relatives) I certainly would expect that anyone who has been a cop would have had plenty of experiences to back that particular feeling up.

      If you have the right to be armed, you're going to want to be armed and trained in the future that is coming. It's coming faster in some places than others... but there's a shakeup coming. Paranoid? Only to a certain degree. I don't think everyone is out to get me - it's not about me :)

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    11. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I think most of us have at least a personal side, a public side, and a work or professional side.

      My theory is that the pressure to be several different people during different parts of our day leads to a kind of schizophrenia. I mean, it's not really my theory, but I can't base it on anything other than gut feeling. I'm sure the theory has a name and is well-established as science, potential science, or quackery already. DID/MPD requires memory loss for diagnosis, but how complete does that have to be before it's a valid concept? Maybe you have more difficulty remembering things from your different semi-personalities (for lack of a better term) when you're acting in some other capacity, rather than having no memory of events or gained skills. This is, of course, harmful to the individual. I believe that such an individual is never really a full person at any given time. I further believe that this applies to practically everyone you know, myself included. And all of this stems from simple falsehood - when you first tell yourself that you are making a reasonable compromise when you are not, perhaps.

      I used to say that when you sacrifice something you truly believe in, in order to fit into mainstream society, you die a little. Now, I'm not sure something is lost. I think the truth is actually worse than that - something lost can often be found. Instead, that part of you is now perverted into almost another person who lives inside your head and works against you. This isn't literal any more than people suffering from DID are possessed by evil spirits, as we once believed more or less universally, but I think it's a good description of what happens when you lie to yourself. Any time you try to deny something which is true, you deny yourself to work with the facts of a situation. Redundant and obvious, yet we do it every day as a matter of course. Sadly, about the only people not doing so are those scratching around in the dirt living a subsistence existence. Oddly from our cultural perspective, those people seem to be about as happy as anyone else, and they're often happier.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    12. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Sun.Jedi · · Score: 1

      Sarah Conner, is that you? :D

    13. Re:'Locker Persona' is Real Persona by Shadow99_1 · · Score: 1

      Their is a common concept usually referenced by talking about the 'masks we must wear', their is alot of poetry if nothing else written on the subject. However I have heard of some research into the psychology behind it as well. The biggest thing I can remember hearing about as a issue of it however is cognitive dissonance. Most of our early masks are created during our younger years (middle and high school in the US, but the roots go back further) and our need to be 'popular' or 'fit in'. Peer pressure fits into it as well. Someone who may not want to do X can do X when he's 'wearing the mask that does X'.

      --
      we are all invisible unless we choose otherwise
  15. No messing around by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is the kind of news that keeps me on track. When I release an SBD, I maintain a poker face.

    --
    This issue is a bit more complicated than you think.
    1. Re:No messing around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, however erudite you appear to be, a fart joke is still just a fart joke.

  16. Damn skippy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tough titty. If you're a public official, you have to live up to a higher standard than everyone else - it's part of the deal. Even the appearance of unfairness or impropriety is unacceptable, insofar as it relates to your position.

    To this end, I have compiled a list of analogous examples of facebook status lines, as depicted by their various professions:

    - Catholic Priest: "Off to work for me...Long day ahead of corn-holing a bunch of kids."

    - Astronaut: "Launch time is tomorrow morning. This time tomorrow, I should be safely in orbit, pulling my pud and spewing my wad into someone's EVA glove."

    - Programmer for Microsoft: "Damn I got coder's block. Time to find something useful inside the linux kernel."

    - Local baker: "I just fooled around for two hours with my raunchy girlfriend and haven't washed my hands. Gonna go bake some bread."

    - Medical examiner: "I'm just so bloody horny lately and dammit the online dating just isn't working out for me."

    - County Judge: "Feeling a bit woozy right now after sampling everything out of the medicine cabinet."

    - Airline pilot: "Life sucks and I want to die."

    - Cthulhu: "Sometimes i just want a hug."

    1. Re:Damn skippy! by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      There's a substantial difference though. Some of these are a) funny and b) not going to substantially harm people. The astronaut example is gross but possibly funny. No one is having their life ruined by it. Although seriously... gross. Also, I don't see anything wrong with the medical examiner statement. If he then ended it with "but I've got all these girls here who can't say no" then it would be more of a problem. (Also, can someone please mod the parent up? I can't decide if it should be funny or insightful but it definitely deserves one of them)

    2. Re:Damn skippy! by dave87656 · · Score: 1

      re: Programmer for Microsoft: "Damn I got coder's block. Time to find something useful inside the linux kernel."

      A little off topic, but, since you mentioned it, I ran into a website yesterday running .NET code, which produced a traceback message. It looked exactly like a java traceback message except the names had been changed slightly. Sounds like someone at MS borrowed alot from Sun.

    3. Re:Damn skippy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough titty. If you're a public official, you have to live up to a higher standard than everyone else - it's part of the deal. Even the appearance of unfairness or impropriety is unacceptable, insofar as it relates to your position.

      To this end, I have compiled a list of analogous examples of facebook status lines, as depicted by their various professions:

      - Catholic Priest: "Off to work for me...Long day ahead of corn-holing a bunch of kids."

      - Astronaut: "Launch time is tomorrow morning. This time tomorrow, I should be safely in orbit, pulling my pud and spewing my wad into someone's EVA glove."

      - Programmer for Microsoft: "Damn I got coder's block. Time to find something useful inside the linux kernel."

      - Local baker: "I just fooled around for two hours with my raunchy girlfriend and haven't washed my hands. Gonna go bake some bread."

      - Medical examiner: "I'm just so bloody horny lately and dammit the online dating just isn't working out for me."

      - County Judge: "Feeling a bit woozy right now after sampling everything out of the medicine cabinet."

      - Airline pilot: "Life sucks and I want to die."

      - Cthulhu: "Sometimes i just want a hug."

      Real funny! 1% of Catholic priests reams kids and that old joke gets "Resurrected".
      (The Microsoft one is actually funny)
      But you're still a dope.

  17. One of My Experiences with the Police by desinc · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I was waiting patiently outside of a coffee shop with my puppy while my girlfriend was inside getting a couple White Mochas.

    As I sat on the bench, two cops came and sat down right next to me. They were in the middle of a conversation, which I couldn't help but overhear.

    Cop 1: "Why'd we arrest that guy again?"

    Cop 2: "Man I don't even know!"

    Cop 1: "Eh, whatever. He had it coming to him. They'll sort it out at the station."

    1. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So...

      Was it the puppy or the girlfriend inside getting the mochas that is the secret to your success?

    2. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by tsotha · · Score: 2, Informative

      That may not mean what you seem to be implying. It could mean they really didn't have anything to arrest him on. More likely it means there were so many different possible charges they didn't know where to start. In those cases they usually just kind of pick the most egregious thing and let the DA draw up the complete list once the suspect is in custody.

    3. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      If the officers don't even know what they think the person did, how the fuck is the DA going to find out?! The officers are the ones who are supposed to be telling him what happened!

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    4. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "outside of a coffee shop with my puppy while my girlfriend was inside"

      I smell a rat

    5. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by bentcd · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That may not mean what you seem to be implying. It could mean they really didn't have anything to arrest him on. More likely it means there were so many different possible charges they didn't know where to start.

      It could also be that they were assisting in an arrest where someone else had the lead while they themselves had little idea how the whole thing started or why the guy in question needed to be arrested.

      --
      sigs are hazardous to your health
    6. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As if we're ever gonna believe that!!

      (girlfriend indeed. On slashdot!)

    7. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by oldhack · · Score: 1

      "outside of a coffee shop with my puppy while my girlfriend was inside"

      I smell a rat

      A rat that rats on pigs.

      --
      Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    8. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      If the officers don't even know what they think the person did, how the fuck is the DA going to find out?! The officers are the ones who are supposed to be telling him what happened!

      If you've got a nutcase endangering people in assorted ways, arrest then decide can be a valid approach. If they can't decide what "legally" he did wrong by the time he calms down, then he should be kicked loose immediately.

      If this happens repeatedly, the nutcase might have grounds for harassment charges... but with as many laws as we have on the books, I'm sure he was guilty of plenty to keep him locked up, even before he started acting nutty.

    9. Re:One of My Experiences with the Police by torkus · · Score: 1

      Yes, and there's always a perfectly plausible explanation to getting caught with your hand in the cookie jar too. That doesn't make it true though.

      I guess it's the pessimist in me but given my past experience with cops I've more reason to distrust them than trust them.

      The funny part of it all: It seems the people who regularly get in trouble are the ones who the cops let slide on stuff. Me - i still get the stop sign ticket when they plant a new one (without a white line no less) on a street i've driven down several times a day for the past 20 years and don't notice it.

      --
      You can get rich if you own a politician, but you have to be rich to buy one in the first place.
  18. Chimp Story by theredshoes · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should put him in the cell next to the chimp. Like I said, complete internet crap. Maybe people should be forced to get a license to use the internet, sometimes I think that, I know it is wrong, but I do think that sometimes. LOL

    1. Re:Chimp Story by shermo · · Score: 1

      Would this internet license instruct on the proper use of acronyms and the impression they give to the reader?

      --
      Insanity: voting in the same two parties over and over again and expecting different results
    2. Re:Chimp Story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL, sure, better break out my dictionary on the 50 cent words. :)

  19. Did he get his gun back? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And did he get a slap on the wrist? No sweets for a week? I mean all he did was carry a concealed firearm, which is only against the law.

  20. Of course that defense worked. by jeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What you say in a public forum, ESPECIALLY as a public official in a critical position of trust, matters. Make a joke about crashing planes on the TSA website, see what happens. Make any kind of joke in any kind of public forum about possibly harming the president of the United States and the Secret Service will absolutely pay you a visit.

    How would you feel to know your doctor cruelly jokes about involuntarily euthanizing people over 40? A kindergarten teacher making jokes about molesting the kids? A contractor who jokes about building houses to fall in the first earthquake? I'm a network engineer, and I can assure you I don't joke about crashing the 911 systems or bringing down the hospitals and airports I'm the lead engineer for.

    I love Bill Hicks. I thank God for Penn Gillette. Richard Pryor is a certified genius. We will not see the like of Jonathan Swift again. But when my wife is in the middle of a c-section, I don't wanna hear the anesthesiologist go "Hey Dude, do you want a hit of this too?" It would be hilarious, and I would have to kill him.

    A police officer who jokes about beating people and planting evidence does not have the temperment or trustworthiness for the job.

    --
    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
    1. Re:Of course that defense worked. by damburger · · Score: 1

      I think you are exaggerating about threats against the president. I spend the last 8 years threatening the last motherfucker in public forums and I was never tapped on the shoulder by Interpol.

      --
      If we can put a man on the moon, why can't we shoot people for Apollo-related non-sequiturs?
    2. Re:Of course that defense worked. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      I think you are exaggerating about threats against the president. I spend the last 8 years threatening the last motherfucker in public forums and I was never tapped on the shoulder by Interpol.

      There are only so many Secret Service agents to go around... you were on their list, but apparently not prioritized as a credible threat.

    3. Re:Of course that defense worked. by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      A police officer who jokes about beating people and planting evidence does not have the temperment or trustworthiness for the job.

      True, but that doesn't stop police departments from hiring their like when they can't find better. They're supposed to screen these jokers out before they get a badge - but that doesn't always happen.

  21. Surprised? Not Really. by Knight+of+Shadows · · Score: 1

    Just another knuckle dragging biped with a gun and a badge.

  22. myspace of facebook? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    tha post says facebook, the nyt article it links to says myspace.

  23. When it comes to jury duty.. by nexuspal · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Remember what your peers on here have said about slights committed by police officers. Give the guy/gal on the defense an extra benefit of the doubt, they really need it in cases where the police take it apon themselves to "help" get a conviction.

    --
    I've read Slashdot for the last 5 years, and now I start posting... Go figure :-P
    1. Re:When it comes to jury duty.. by DomainDominator · · Score: 2

      This is just more proof that we are handing our society over to the criminals!

    2. Re:When it comes to jury duty.. by atraintocry · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The ones in orange or the ones in blue?

    3. Re:When it comes to jury duty.. by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Informative

      You mean like the criminals here in Atlanta who murdered* an old lady after lying to get a warrant to do a no-knock raid on her house?

      (*Of course, they got the charges reduced to "voluntary manslaughter" and "violating civil rights" because they happened to be cops in addition to being criminals.)

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

  24. Mod up. by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    A pet peeve of mine, too.

    1. Re:Mod up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A pet peeve of mine, too.

      just like your mother!

  25. Fuck the Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to set my status to freedom fighter.

    1. Re:Fuck the Police by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So you can go fight freedom?

    2. Re:Fuck the Police by Fred_A · · Score: 1, Troll

      So you can go fight freedom?

      Hasn't this been a fairly popular fight in numerous western countries lately ?

      Lots of politicians are freedom fighters and, oddly enough, seem to be pretty proud of it.

      (as an aside, I was watching a documentary on the militia that was set up during German occupation during ww2 last night and one of the tenants was "down with democracy, yay with order" - paraphrasing obviously... it was profoundly disturbing in many ways).

      Oops, did I just Goodwin myself ?

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    3. Re:Fuck the Police by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      one of the tenants was "down with democracy, yay with order"

      Did any of the owner-occupiers also have silly names?

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  26. Dangerous Precedent by Suisho · · Score: 2, Interesting

    IMNAL- But, I was looking and frightened by this. Due to imlications for future trials, like in a rape case. I can easily seeing this being used as proof to validate the facebook profile being used against the victim. Look- she said she was feeling sexy and horny- *that* made it consensual. And on her myspace page she talks about promiscuity.
    Dangerous, Dangerous territory.
    Does the facebook profile point out behaviors people don't want to see in cops- YES. Does it point out that the defendant didn't have a weapon? Absolutely not. They are different events at different times.

    1. Re:Dangerous Precedent by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IMNAL- But, I was looking and frightened by this. Due to imlications for future trials, like in a rape case. I can easily seeing this being used as proof to validate the facebook profile being used against the victim. Look- she said she was feeling sexy and horny- *that* made it consensual. And on her myspace page she talks about promiscuity. Dangerous, Dangerous territory.

      What if it actually was consensual? What if the "victim" was actually the man, falsely accused because the woman got pissed off at him later? If it's otherwise her word against his (which is skewed way in her favor nowadays), then that facebook profile might be the only thing that keeps an innocent guy from getting his life ruined.

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    2. Re:Dangerous Precedent by fotbr · · Score: 1

      The arrest itself is all that is needed to ruin someone's life. When (not if) it comes up, the perception is not "the system worked" but is instead "he beat the system and got away with it". The perception of getting away with it is reinforced if there was any press/media coverage of the event.

    3. Re:Dangerous Precedent by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      like in a rape case. I can easily seeing this being used as proof to validate the facebook profile being used against the victim. Look- she said she was feeling sexy and horny- *that* made it consensual.

      Apparently you didn't get the date-rape brainwashing of the late 1980s... it doesn't matter how promiscuous someone acts, rape is rape.

    4. Re:Dangerous Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you didn't get the date-rape brainwashing of the late 1980s... it doesn't matter how promiscuous someone acts, rape is rape.

      At least according to some groups, even if during the "rape" they're yelling "Oh, that feels good, fuck me harder".

    5. Re:Dangerous Precedent by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      IMNAL- But, I was looking and frightened by this. Due to imlications for future trials, like in a rape case. I can easily seeing this being used as proof to validate the facebook profile being used against the victim. Look- she said she was feeling sexy and horny- *that* made it consensual. And on her myspace page she talks about promiscuity.
      Dangerous, Dangerous territory.

      What if it actually was consensual? What if the "victim" was actually the man, falsely accused because the woman got pissed off at him later? If it's otherwise her word against his (which is skewed way in her favor nowadays), then that facebook profile might be the only thing that keeps an innocent guy from getting his life ruined.

      Dude ... the reason it's so often a word-against-word case is because most rape victims tend to get home as fast as they can, take a loooong shower and often throwing away or maybe even burning the clothes they wore. If it goes as far as trial (which it usually doesn't), it's often described as a second rape, with the defense attorney doing his/her best to show that the accuser has a history of random sexual encounters and that the defendant could not have realised that it was not consentual. There's a crapload of books and reports based on court cases if you'd like to know what reality looks like.

      I should know, since I'm a rapist. And as far as I know, the girl never even reported it to the police, because she just wanted to forget it ever happend. The "falsly accuse someone of rape to get revenge for something else" is just a myth, and one that continues to destroy their victims every day.

    6. Re:Dangerous Precedent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The "falsly accuse someone of rape to get revenge for something else" is just a myth, and one that continues to destroy their victims every day.

      And yet it happens every day. Partly because they perpetuate the whole 'noone would lie about rape' myth.

    7. Re:Dangerous Precedent by Darby · · Score: 1

      If it's otherwise her word against his (which is skewed way in her favor nowadays), then that facebook profile might be the only thing that keeps an innocent guy from getting his life ruined.

      Of course if he's 'Feeling: "Rapacious"', then all bets are off.

  27. A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by jeko · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Hard-core gadget geek here. If it says Surefire, Victorinox, Wenger, Leatherman, Nitecore or Spyderco, it's probably a good Christmas present idea for me. I doubt I'm alone on this on this board. I routinely carry a Surefire E1B (a very bright small flashlight the size of a roll of Lifesavers) and a Leatherman. You can't trace a cable you can't see, and the usefulness of a Leatherman around networking gear should explain itself.

    The problem is that the laws as they are written define a weapon roughly as "anything the officer wants." People have been arrested for carrying Swiss Army Knives the officers chose to call a "hidden dirk or dagger." People have been arrested for carrying Surefire 6Ps (a six-inch long flashlight. Turns out the officer wanted to "confiscate" an expensive piece of gear). A couple of summers back, an off-duty police officer working private security told my wife she couldn't bring a six-pack of cokes into the amusement park because the aluminum can could be used as a weapon. The vendors were selling cans of cokes not 50 feet from the gate, of course.

    When you hear "weapons violation," you used to think hidden foot-long boot daggers, rifles illegally converted to full auto, sawed-off shotguns, live grenades and the like. Today, more often than not, being arrested for "carrying a deadly weapon," means you were holding a Maglight to see your way to your car in a dark parking lot.

    You think I'm joking? Anyone remember the terrorist Lite-Brite Toy Incident in Boston?

     

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    1. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I remember that Boston incident: it wasn't a Lite-Brite, it was a hand-built blinking widget clipped to her sweatshirt with wires and things sticking out of it. (Picture at http://hackaday.com/2008/09/19/boston-led-sweatshirt-arrestee-interviewed/). She also was holding something made out of clay in her hand (as it turned out, a rose sculpture). In this day and age, it's very understandable to think "holy cow, idiot terrorist with plastique!!!!". And some of us are old enough to remember when American college kids did noticeable amounts of poorly targeted anti-war violence. (I'm old enough to remember the Weathermen, and Patty Hearst.)

      So the security response there was perhaps excessive, but understandable. Please actually do a bit of research before claiming that something was wildly out of line.

    2. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      Coral Gables Florida considers "carrying burglar tools" an arrestable offence. Like a screwdriver, or a spatula, or even a plastic credit card. It's up to the arresting officer to determine intent. Walking while looking like you can't afford to live in the neighborhood seems to be enough to trigger their profile, as is driving slowly in a car that isn't up to the neighborhood's "standards."

    3. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by GregNorc · · Score: 1

      Maybe you should read your local laws closer before spouting off.

      I know that in my state (Pennsylvania) it's legal to carry a knife under 4 inches (or larger if you have a "lawful purpose".) I can't see how a cop could possibly make a case that any swiss army knife or leatherman is illegal.

      While some states differ on lengths (I've seen 3 inches and 3.5 as limits on the books in other states), I've never came across a state law that would imply carrying a swiss army knife would be illegal.

    4. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by glennpratt · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Boston_Mooninite_Scare

      GP might have been referring to that. Two were arrested and charged with FELONYS! That is ruin your life shit right there. Seems a trend, eh?

    5. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      next thing is that you are going to be arrested for owning a car.
      "Well ,he could be going to run someone over...."
      one of my friends was going to a paintball game with some friends and a cop pulled him over and made him take them out and shoot at a tree to make sure they werent guns. Personally, i think he was looking to see what to get his little brother.....

    6. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by halber_mensch · · Score: 1

      Anyone remember the terrorist Lite-Brite Toy Incident in Boston?

      Do you mean the Aqua Teen Hunger Force Boston Bomb Scare? I got a chuckle out of that, followed by a sigh of disbelief at how retardedly inept this nation has become. We fail epically to keep a known terrorist from attacking the WTC not once but twice in no small fashion, but now when a panel of LEDs and four batteries shows up on the street one night we'll piss our pants, cordon off a two block radius, and blow it to hell with the bomb disposal unit. Our government and law enforcement just doesn't seem to have a grasp of proper response. We take serious threats too lightly and small perceived threats far too seriously.

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    7. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by Stiletto · · Score: 1

      In this day and age, it's very understandable to think "holy cow, idiot terrorist with plastique!!!!"

      Actually, it's not understandable. Unless you have a warped view of what's "understandable".

      If someone sees a bunch of wires or a lump of clay in someone's hand and their first reaction is "OMG Terrorist!" they need to seek psychiatric help.

    8. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      I've carried a Spyderco Delica for years, but I dread trying to explain that I just use it as a pocketknife.

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    9. Re:A "Weapon" isn't what you think it is... by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      Oh, my. _That_ incident. I hadn't heard about that one.

  28. Terminology by jonaskoelker · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the term was "bald-faced lying scumbag", but then again I'm ANAL and not good with language ;-)

    1. Re:Terminology by MadDogX · · Score: 2, Funny

      Obviously, because the expression "I'm ANAL" doesn't make much sense, except to tell us that you are extremely anal. ... Are you?

    2. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or he's arguing with himself... "I am AM NOT! a lawyer"

    3. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I'm ANAL?"

      You're an ass?

    4. Re:Terminology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the term was "bald-faced lying scumbag", but then again I'm ANAL and not good with language ;-)

      +1 redundant

      "I am am not a lawyer"?

  29. your facts aren't right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Waters was acquitted of felony possession of a weapon due to the reasonable doubt created by Ettienne's online postings. What you're saying is equivalent to saying that OJ in fact did not commit murder because he was acquitted.

    1. Re:your facts aren't right by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Ultimately it doesn't matter.

      Since we can't prove that he murdered anyone then we don't have any right to treat him as if he did.

      You know... that whole "innocent until proven guilty thing".

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  30. Re: revenue by Lord+Bitman · · Score: 1

    I'd love to see state laws written, or a federal constitutional amendment, which forbid local districts from independently allocating money seized through fines. Ideally, any money seized through fines should just be burned, to do its small part towards deflation. But just filtering it up to a national level may do enough to prevent abuses on a local level.

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  31. I miss that Bitter Old Man by jeko · · Score: 1

    I hope Carlin was wrong, and I hope he's currently listing the seven dirty words you'll never hear in Heaven, doing two shows a night at the club four blocks down from St. Peter's Gates...

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    1. Re:I miss that Bitter Old Man by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      God is a Jewish comedian.

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    2. Re:I miss that Bitter Old Man by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      I'm trying to picture Woody Allen as an all-powerful creator and sorry... it ain't working. For a start, he cheated on his metaphysics exam.

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    3. Re:I miss that Bitter Old Man by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      I think the GPP was referring to George Burns.

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    4. Re:I miss that Bitter Old Man by Darby · · Score: 1

      How pissed off would he be if that happened ;-)

  32. Are you sure? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > On 4chan, I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say it's Anonymous.

    Really? Because my guess was "namefag." They're always talking about that guy, after all. He's almost as famous as pedobear.

  33. thats why australia rocks! by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I dont know if its because ex SS german troops teach american cops or if they are ex army with brain injuries, but in australia, cops are soo much nicer, and the only corrupt ones are the ones who take 50% of the criminals loot home. "I see you we busted you for 2 kilos of dope, I'll write down 1/2 a kilo, rest 'doesnt exist' - hush hush, it'll mean a lower sentence"

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  34. courts are useless too by cheekyboy · · Score: 1

    I remember a case where GM was testing a new car, and fixed it to 100km limit, brand new out of the factory, extra care taken as it was a test car.

    The drove all over the free ways, and toll roads, but got booked for 106km.

    They went to court claimed, DUDE its impossible its locked to 100, your stupid 'revenue cameras' are full of shit BUILT by fraudsters.

    There was another case were they booked a woman doing 160 in a old crap car that could not even go above 90.

    If any nerd programmer out there works for an embedded hardware outfit that programs these cameras, good luck finding a job if any one got booked in the past.

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  35. suggestion to cops by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Set your mood 'calm' or 'professional' and never touch it again!

  36. Let's amend that then! by PotatoHead · · Score: 1

    I had a run in once. Basically my Wife and 14 year old daughter were fighting over her blowing off a job referral. (was a friend of ours) Daughter got really mouthy, saw a slap from my Wife. I came home, saw the mess and sent everybody to their rooms! Grabbed some OJ and sat down on the front porch to think things over and let them cool a bit.

    A dumbass neighbor phoned in a domestic violence call.

    They arrived, with the assumption that I did it. We had a nice conversation at first, then they wanted to enter the home and just search everything. No way. All they had was a moron, who regularly is seen planet watching in his undies!

    I used clear language, but did talk to them as peers, not superiors.

    Here's how it works here. If you are ready to go to the mat, then you are in a place where you can exert your rights. I denied them entry to the home, told them why, informed them I could very easily signal the kids to have my wife come to the door, or just signal her directly, and they could sort things out. They responded with "it's our scene, we call the shots", to which I replied, "This is my home, and there is no crime."

    At that moment, I knew I was seeing a court room. They were pissed! Basically, the beat me up right there in the drive way (but didn't enter the home LOL!!!), with my kids watching! I went limp and waited. They cuffed me and pulled me up. I asked, before moving a muscle, "are you done?". They said "Yes", took me to a car, and to the jail. My wife came out after me getting thumped, and ripped them a new one.

    It was to a point where one officer said "let him go". (which was too late, but I appreciated it)

    6 months and some dollars later, I was in that court room.

    What happened?

    They lied, they manupulated, they tried to attack my character before the trial with several traffic stops (no tickets though, wonder why?), and frequent visits to the home, and grilling all the neighbors.

    Lucky for me, I'm actually a good guy. They had nothing.

    They lost both charges. I filed a tort, got my money back, and they got moved / suspended.

    The amazing thing was they did purger themselves. It wasn't some debatable thing. It was a flat out lie! Several lies actually! I watched the jury when they happened, they saw it!

    When I asked about this, after my not guilty judgment, the answer was I could file the tort for my money, and their lies would secure that. Everything else was off the table as they were just doing their job.

    Fuck that! It's maddening!

    That's a little sample of how the land of the free works these days. You are free, but it's costly and risky. (which isn't all that free for most people)

    Having had that experience, I don't say much, and I consider EVERY encounter a potentially dangerous one. I'll go to the mat again, as I believe in our founding principles here, but I can't say that many of my peers will. In fact, many of them think I should have just let them run through my life, finding whatever they find and we deal. WTF?!?! Let people like this go fishing in my home, through my family?

    That's nuts right?

    Well, maybe. Getting pounded on, having to appear over 20 times before the trial, at odd hours, just so they could catch me or call me a risk, dragging my friends and family into court is pretty ugly really. The scary thing is what would have been uglier?

    Say I take the easy route and they find out Mom slapped the daughter. That's human, ordinary and harmless. But they could just be in a foul mood and make a huge mess of that! For what? Too teach people a lesson about why you don't call the police? That's the reason I was given. They don't want the calls and when they are made, they basically create that mess so their time was not wasted!

    So there you go.

  37. 20,000 just for guns by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    There are approximately 20,000 gun control laws in this country. Yes, I have a copy of all of them (BATFE annually sends them to FFL licensees). Obviously not an issue for those uninterested in guns or who rarely travel, but those who (responsibly!) exercise their 2nd Amendment rights regularly and travel often (I do both, visiting about 10 states a year, often on short notice). That's twenty thousand laws one may (or may not) be subject to while travelling around this country, covering >60 jurisdictions (federal, state, territory, major cities), with the same actions garnering full legality in one jurisdiction while being a major felony mere feet away in another.

    That's an _average_ of >400 laws per jurisdiction (with some overlapping) just for guns - something we allegedly have a Constitutional right to.

    (The particular subject of the aforementioned laws isn't important; what's important that some 1/3rd of US citizens are actively subject to hundreds of laws which they, and any officers which they may encounter, most likely have never read - and that's just for one legal subject matter.)

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  38. Intent by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    Most states include a catch-all "intent" statute in their weapons laws. It's not that the law says that a knife blade under 4" is _not_ a weapon, it's that the law does _not_ say that it _is_. It is still subject to being labeled a "weapon" if circumstances indicate you _intend_ it as such.

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  39. Bid for relevance by Stratocastr · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Will these people puhlease stop trying to behave "tech savvy" by trying to jam myspace, twitter and facebook in everything they do?

    It's a pathetic way to try and stay relevant

    Fact is, these judges,congressmen,lawyers etc. are total noobs at interpreting implications of technology and lack the common sense to distinguish the virtual world from the real.

    Just because u have a facebook page and tweet does not make u "hip" or enroll u into pop youth culture.

    It only qualifies you as an idiot with half-knowledge of these technologies who try to enforce laws that were written in an era when these technologies did not exist

    There is a difference between reality and facebook. The difference is that reality is who you are and facebook is what you pretend to be.

    gtfo facebook,myspace and twitter

    gimme bak my internetz

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  40. It's not a lockerroom.... by technomom · · Score: 1

    The "locker room" defense is pretty weak unless you're talking about locker rooms that are wired for sound, continuously broadcast, with the history of all words and events in that locker room stored and indexed with full knowledge and consent of the participants.

  41. On B.S. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Locker room / water cooler talk is almost always B.S., outside of the very few cases of people actually believing what they say and reflects no more on someone's personality other than their propensity for engaging in B.S.

    Read this paper:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/On_Bullshit
    There is a good section on locker room talk.

  42. The real lesson by Chuckstar · · Score: 1

    The real lesson here is to not post anything on the internet that could even remotely come back to haunt you.

    Stupid, stupid, stupid for a cop to post a wisecrack about Training Day, even if he's the most honest cop on the force.

  43. But they lied by TheLink · · Score: 1

    But turns out he didn't run from the cops at all, nor did he jump over the ticket barrier as they claimed. _Maybe_ he did run across the platform into the train, but lots of people do that when the train arrives.

    And conveniently the authorities said the cameras in the station and the train weren't working.

    Yeah right. Of course later on it seems the cops initial story is very different from what actually happened[1].

    So much lying. And do the cops get punished for lying? I personally think that if the cops issue false statements they should be punished severely - more power = more responsibility.

    They were lying about the whole thing so much. Better if they said nothing for fear of getting caught for it and jailed.

    [1] See:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1496382/Shot-Brazilian-did-not-jump-barrier-and-run.html

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  44. sad but true by steak · · Score: 1

    i don't like the idea of a my incoherent babble, a.k.a. blog, being used against me; but if you think about it, what you say on the internet is kind of like the things you say at a party or crowded waiting room. this is one more example of why you should play your cards close to your vest.

    i miss the old internet, when porn was in ascii form and user generated content meant some degenerate's awful battlestar galactica fan fiction posted on alt.cylon.slash

  45. I want to be a cop, though! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I just want a gun, a badge, and a license to kill!

  46. cops vs doctors by ca111a · · Score: 1

    Many comments above mentioned that cops are in it for the power. May be they should be spending more time proving they are worth to be trusted and only then given the authority? Much like doctors, you know - college, residency, etc. As far as I understand now all you have to do is finish the academy and you get a badge and a gun, apparently the screening is not that effective...

  47. Re:Prejudice against muscle-heads by conureman · · Score: 1

    I struggle against that prejudice. It doesn't help that the last cop I talked to (who looked like a steroid abuser, but I'm not a doctor...) decide I needed to be subdued, finger broken, and cuffed rather than continue sitting peacefully where I'd been told to while they searched my car. If he'd asked about marijuana instead of "contraband" while acting like I was smuggling weapons I would have told him where the roach was. I honestly didn't know WTF he was freaking out about but I was genuinely fearing for my life. Fucking veins throbbing on his neck and shit.

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  48. Dental Work and Traffic Stops by billstewart · · Score: 1

    There was one day I was driving home from the dentist after a root canal, and while there were lots of cops out on the road, I was *very* glad they didn't stop me. My speech was slurred because one side of my mouth was still numb, and if they were to do a drug test, novocaine's closely related to cocaine, the codeine I'd taken the night before is an opiate, the Sudafed I took to make it easier to breathe during the work is a meth precursor, and ibuprofen causes alse positives on the cheaper drug tests :-) (On the other hand, the nitrous had worn off before I started driving, and I'd chased it with coffee...)

    But if you haven't slept in 24 hours, you shouldn't be driving (and you should still be in college and getting home by walking or taking the bus.)

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  49. "Hi, I'm Chris Hanson with Dateline NBC". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, I wonder if all the Dateline NBC Predators will be let free now? Those folks surely were just using their "Online Personas".

  50. Rules for Police Interrogations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We recently sought legal advice to help my young son through an isolated lapse of judgment (possession of a controlled substance). The lawyer gave two rules when being questioned by the police in any situation:
    1. Do not ever lie to the police.
    2. Do not ever incriminate yourself.

    You should always answer respectfully that "you are unwilling to answer the question". This immediately invokes your Miranda Rights. Do not lie and say you didn't do something when you did, just politely refuse to answer the question. If the police asks you if you have been "drinking tonight", just say "I respectfully decline to answer that question". If you are asked "you know how fast you were going", decline to answer the question.

    If you answer that you did not do something when you did, then you just lied to the police (see Rule #1). If you answer in the positive, then you have incriminated yourself (see Rule #2).

    When you go before the judge, do not admit guilt - plead not guilty. Pleading guilty will limit your options. Pleading no contest is the same as pleading guilty so don't do it.

    Bring proof of good moral character such as written documentation from people you know. It would be helpful if they acknowledged your error as well.

    If they don't offer deferred prosecution or something of that nature, then it is time to get a lawyer.

    BTW, IANAL, so YMMV.

  51. When will people learn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never put anything in writing that you don't want somebody else's lawyer holding up in court.

  52. They make the case with "intent" by jeko · · Score: 1

    I can't see how a cop could possibly make a case that any swiss army knife or leatherman is illegal.

    They make the case by "intent." Almost all the states carry length laws on carried knives, usually between 3-5". They also include a wiggle clause that gives the officer discretion to determine "intent." If you carry a Q-tip with "intent," the law says you've just committed a crime.

    There's currently a lawsuit in Dallas over Kershaw Leeks, a three-inch knife specifically designed to be opened with one hand, yet not be a switchblade (a knife where the blade is held against a compressed spring, deployed by releasing the catch and allowing the spring to propel the blade into place.) Some officer caught a teenager with one, decided it was a switchblade, and arrested the kid. The court found that if the officer thinks it's a switchblade, then it's a switchblade. This opened the door for the class-action lawsuit against Walmart, Target, and Cabelas for selling an illegal switchblade to their customers.

    In a similar fashion, we've had cases where classic, traditional "been-sold-in-America-for-generations" Buck 110s were declared illegal "gravity" knives because the officer could open them by grabbing the _blade_ and, with considerable effort, throw the _handle_ open.

    We're seeing a flood of reports of officers "confiscating" expensive tools out of what appears to be avarice. The usual drill goes like this. The officer sees a pocket clip or a bulge in your pocket. The officer stops you upon suspicion of carrying a concealed weapon. The officer finds the hundred-dollar Swisstool, Streamlight, Spyderco, etc they were looking for, and offers you a choice. We can confiscate it, or we can arrest you for carrying an illegal/concealed weapon. If you ask for a receipt, you get arrested.

    Merely being arrested on a weapons charge has horrendous consequences. Many places of employment will immediately suspend you as a "risk to the workplace." If you carry a security clearance, at a minimum expect it to be harshly reviewed. When you go to look for your next job, the arrest will show up on the background check, and no, it won't help at all.

    You can fight it, of course. You might even win. You'll be out a couple of grand for the defense, and you're likely to be out of a job at that point with diminished prospects for the next one.

    The officer will not only suffer no repercussions, his "numbers" will improve for having made the arrest. It wasn't his fault that the commie-loving courts let you walk.

    We're seeing trends where people who carry tools are taking pains to make them less noticeable. Pocket clips are being redesigned to blend in to clothing, or to look more like pens. Belt sheaths are beginning to disappear. A few guys I know are carrying their stuff in their inside breast pocket rather than at their waist specifically to keep them out of sight.

    We now live in a country where the police are routinely taking moderately-expensive property from citizens simply because they can get away with it. At the rate we're going, I'm expecting to see on-the-spot bribes and other third-world police behavior before my kids finish school.

    It's sickening, and I can't believe it's happening in my country.

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  53. Ding ding ding! Give the man a prize... by jeko · · Score: 1

    Yes, GP was referring to that.

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  54. The Delica has a 2 7/8 inch blade... by jeko · · Score: 1

    ... and it's ridiculous that you have a legitimate fear that some cop could declare that to be a "concealed deadly weapon" and get away with ruining your life.

    Look, I wouldn't want to see some guy with blown pupils around my kids' playground caressing a tacticool Rambo Survival bayonet whispering "My Preciousssss..." either. But as much as I don't want to see that, I also don't want to see a SWAT team blow my head off for carrying the whittler Grandpa left me...

    And for the inevitable question of "Well, why do you need to carry a knife?" so far in the past week my Swiss Army Knife/Leatherman has been used to cut a length of rope at Home Depot, change batteries in a toy, open a 20-lb bag of rice, shave down a badly molded piece of plastic with a sharp edge, open a box from Grandma, and fix a loose power connection on a space heater.

    When I carry my knife, I'm having delusions of MacGuyver, not Sho Kosugi.

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
    1. Re:The Delica has a 2 7/8 inch blade... by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      The Delica looks vicious, sure, but I carry it for the same reason a policeman or soldier would: it's good at cutting things. I bet not a day goes by that I don't open a carton or stab into a plastic clamshell wrapper or discover that I don't have a steak knife and the waitress seems to have gone on vacation. My dad always said that men should carry knives and I agree with him. Mine is fiber and serrated alloy and his was a Buck penknife, but that's mostly a cosmetic difference for my uses.

      I got out of the habit of carrying the Leatherman (Wave) every day, but it was amazing how many times I found myself needing to use a pliers or screwdriver in the course of a day.

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      Dewey, what part of this looks like authorities should be involved?
  55. Cops the good, the bad and the down right ugly by TeTalon · · Score: 1

    Ok I am a total geek.
    I have been in to Science, computers and electronics since I was 4.
    I am also a former cop, and yes I said former, blew out my foot mountain biking off duty.
    I was a cop in the Air force and a campus cop.
    Oh and I a a weapons geek.

    So here is the deal.
    Not all cops are bad, some are really great stand up guys.
    But some are complete a$$hats, then again for over 15 years I have worked in the computer world, and there are a lot of a$$hats there too.
    The big difference is: cops have guns, and they are held to a higher standard.
    And a few bad cops can give all cops a bad name, and a bad cop is far worse then the people they put away.
    Because they have broken the trust we have placed in them.

    When you become a cop and put on that badge a few things should happen.
    1. You make a promise to yourself and society that you will risk your life for others.
    2. You will not shirk away from danger.
    3. You will serve and protect the people in your jurisdiction.
    4. You will always uphold the sprit of the law.
    5. You will always pursue justice for the people you serve.
    6. You will do your best to make sure the guy you arrest is guilty, and not screw up the bust.
    7. You will not abuse your authority, or take a bribe
    8. You will always use your head, and think on your feet.
    9. You will never fire your weapon in an unsafe manor or situation.
    10. You only shoot your firearm as a last resort.
    11. You always show everyone respect to the best of your ability.
    12. You will always be vigilant, and not brake the law yourself.

    If you can't do those things turn in your badge, your not a good cop.

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    TeTalon
    You are either a part of the problem, or a part of the solution, which are you.

  56. Hilariously so. by jeko · · Score: 1

    Can you imagine the rant we'd get?

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    He put his boots up on the table and made a face. "The sig," he smirked. "You can waste your life in search of the sig."
  57. Reasonable Doubt by dave87656 · · Score: 1

    I thought one of the pillars of our judicial system was reasonable doubt. If there is no proof other than the word of one person, is that enough?

    These cruisers all have (or should have) video cameras which would go a long way to proving the claims made and keeping honest officers honest.

    If you can't prove the guy had a gun, the word of an officer should not be enough to convict. Video, witnesses, etc should really be required. That would probably cause some criminals to get off free who were really guilty, but it's better to have a few guilty people get off than to wrongly convict innocent people, IMHO.

  58. I have to say, ordinarily you are all crazy libs by unassimilatible · · Score: 1

    But you guys are dead-on on this one. As an attorney, I've seen this first-hand - in my first criminal case! The cop lied his ass off on the stand, yet the judge said my client perjured himself. Unconscionable.

    As I tell my students, before a lawyer can work as a criminal courts judge, he should have to work both sides of the criminal bar (defense and prosecution) for two years first.

    When's the last time you heard of a police officer being charges with perjury?

    And I am generally 100X more pro-law enforcement than most of the libs here. But a cop who testilies is a thug no better than la cosa nostra.

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    Slashdot "libertarians": Small government for me, big government for those I disagree with. -1, I disagree with you
  59. What is this "justice" you speak of? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To quote Billy Bragg:

    "I said there is no justice
    As they led me out the door
    And the judge said, "This isn't a court of justice son
    This is a court of law."

    --"Rotting on Remand"

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