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Australian Internet Censorship Plan Torpedoed

An anonymous reader writes "The Australian Government's plan to introduce mandatory internet censorship has been scuttled, following an independent senator's decision to join the Greens and Opposition in blocking any legislation needed to start the scheme. Anti-Gambling Senator Nick Xenophon previously supported the filter because it could also block gambling web sites, but today withdrew support saying 'the more evidence that's come out, the more questions there are on this.' This week surveys found only less than 10% of Australians supported the censorship. Censorship Senator Stephen Conroy has consistently ignored advice from technical experts saying the filters would slow the internet, block legitimate sites, be easily bypassed and fall short of capturing all of the nasty content available online. Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X18+ web sites, and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or 'revolting and abhorrent phenomena' that 'offend against the standards of morality.' Last week an anti-abortion website was added to the blacklist, and Conroy said he was considering expanding the blacklist to 10,000 sites and beyond."

308 comments

  1. Block The Internet by TheMeuge · · Score: 5, Funny

    Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X18+ web sites, and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality".

    So the filter would block the Internet?

    1. Re:Block The Internet by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unfortunately for Conroy, ridiculous web censorship mechanisms are themselves a revolting and abhorrent phenomenon...

    2. Re:Block The Internet by MadDogX · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't know about the rest of the internet, but by "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality" I'm pretty sure they mean MySpace.

    3. Re:Block The Internet by moose_hp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X18+ web sites, and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality".

      So the filter would block the Internet?

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

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    4. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know about the rest of the internet, but by "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality" I'm pretty sure they mean MySpace.

      Couldn't the morality part also apply to anything for gay rights?

    5. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think that it is safe to say that there will be far fewer australians on 4chan in the future, should that pass

    6. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i think that it is safe to say that there will be far fewer australians on 4chan in the future, should that pass

      And nothing of value was lost?

    7. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

      Don't give them any ideas!

    8. Re:Block The Internet by Z00L00K · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Anything that's offensive will be blocked, so the aussies will stick to watch flowers and waterfalls and only happy news on the web.

      Big brother is watching you! But who is watching the watchmen?

      Another problem is that sites on the net changes all the time and one site may appear and another disappear. And who frees old blocked addresses?

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    9. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That would entirely depend upon who gets to decide what constitutes "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality" ...And that in and of itself is a problem.
      If you do not clearly (Without any ambiguity) define the behaviour you wish to be illegal, then how would one know when they are breaking the law?

    10. Re:Block The Internet by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Funny

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

      How is that any different from the award winning programming currently broadcast on TV? ;)

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    11. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

      yeah, we should have voted for the senior citizen who can't even remember how many houses he owns.

      chris rock was right, the clear choice is to vote for someone who is closer to the life you life, in this case: one house.

    12. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Couldn't the morality part also apply to anything for gay rights?

      Duh (I am so thick these days). It can apply to free speech in general, and political speech specifically. Whether sites like "for gay rights" or "anti-abortion" offend against the standards of morality is really just an interpretation of which party is currently wielding the morality axe.

    13. Re:Block The Internet by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

      Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X18+ web sites, and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality".

      So the filter would block the Internet?

      Maybe not quite all of it. There may be a few web-sites which are bland enough to pass.

      Of course, the parliament in Canberra would trigger a bunch of those filters (crime, sex, revolting, immoral, etc.) and get blocked immediately.

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    14. Re:Block The Internet by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Exactly - so if you keep it vague and fuzzy you can block things you don't like without having to publicly declare discriminatory prejudices.

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    15. Re:Block The Internet by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

      You know, it's technically feasible, cheap, and 100% effective for their goals. STOP GIVING THEM IDEAS!

    16. Re:Block The Internet by JustOK · · Score: 1

      What's wrong with Black Noise? Huh? Or Yellow? Why only White Noise?

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    17. Re:Block The Internet by purpledinoz · · Score: 2, Funny

      The only time where I wished such a filter existed was when my room mate in university set my default homepage to goatse.cx on my browser. Yikes!

    18. Re:Block The Internet by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      They're Australians, what the hell is sufficiently "revolting or abhorrent phenomena" to shock them? In fact, no, don't answer that.

    19. Re:Block The Internet by BrokenHalo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Trouble is, these politicians don't actually have any ideas beyond their narrow-minded suburban little headspace. After all, they are just glorified parking attendants; they don't have any real skills. We (Australians) can see the silver lining in the cloud of the financial crisis, in that the Government are so busy tearing their hair out about something they can't do anything about, they don't have the energy to pursue something they can (sort of) do.

    20. Re:Block The Internet by jggimi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Big brother is watching you! But who is watching the watchmen?

      I'll guess

    21. Re:Block The Internet by Niris · · Score: 2, Funny

      But how else will we hear stories of the Australian who locked his daughter up in the cellar for years? *ducks*

    22. Re:Block The Internet by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

      That really would be the one thing that all countries could do to improve the world.

      Turn off Everybodys TV's.

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    23. Re:Block The Internet by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh Be Afraid Mister Anonymous

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    24. Re:Block The Internet by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      Good news. Now that television has gone (or is going) digital, we'll have no more white noise. Instead we'll just have blank blue screens.

      For example right now, for some unknown reason, I can't get channel 10. My television is taunting me with a BSOD and "no signal" overlay. That's just so much better than the fuzzy analog image I used to get. (cough) Not.

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    25. Re:Block The Internet by tuxgeek · · Score: 2, Funny

      "abhorrent phenomena that offend against the standards of morality"

      Depending upon your perspective of what defines morality this could also mean
      1. US congressional members that look like TV evangelists with homosexual closet fetish's they act on in airport restrooms.
      2. US congressional members that look like TV evangelists that test how many prostitutes they can bang on a quick road trip across state lines.
      3. US congressional members that look like TV evangelists, but have a secret fascination with young make interns and sodomy in quite back room closets.

      Heck, Senator Stephen Conroy might even be one of these just waiting for his moment to make the headlines.

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    26. Re:Block The Internet by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 0

      The same way you always get your news. This is an article about blocking portions of the web for residents of Australia, not blocking out any news that comes from Australia. See the difference?
      Next we will work on the differences between Austria and Australia.

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    27. Re:Block The Internet by Niris · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously doesn't know the meme :p

    28. Re:Block The Internet by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      oops, misprint & correction
      3. US congressional members that look like TV evangelists, but have a secret fascination with young *male* interns and sodomy in *quiet* back room closets.

      Hate it when that happens
      Note to self: don't post comments until the coffee has kicked in

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    29. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1, Groan

    30. Re:Block The Internet by kheldan · · Score: 1

      ..I'm pretty sure they mean MySpace.

      Nah, I'm pretty sure they mean Goatse.

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    31. Re:Block The Internet by kheldan · · Score: 1

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

      But, most of television is already just white noise, ennit?

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    32. Re:Block The Internet by Zancarius · · Score: 2, Funny

      How is that any different from the award winning programming currently broadcast on TV? ;)

      Easy. White noise is at least soothing and tolerable. :)

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    33. Re:Block The Internet by fyoder · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. Without internet and TV those heathen Aussies can get their arses back to church, though a church with a slimmer, censored Bible that has all the bits that "offend against the standards of morality" removed. Including St. Paul's obsession with circumcision. Why was Paul so interested in other guys' dicks? See, offensive questions like that should never arise in anyone's mind. Liberal application of censorship has the potential to significantly reduce the amount of bad thoughts.

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    34. Re:Block The Internet by pig_man1899 · · Score: 1

      ...and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality"

      In compliance with government standards, the Sydney Morning Herald.com has been replaced by TeleTubbie and Rick Astley videos

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    35. Re:Block The Internet by Teun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, these guys were about to give up on their business because of this threat.

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    36. Re:Block The Internet by geekgirlandrea · · Score: 4, Informative

      White noise is white because it contains an equal amount of all frequencies. There certainly are other colors of noise.

    37. Re:Block The Internet by Teun · · Score: 1

      Judging by your link you're not American.

      So, Woooosh!

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    38. Re:Block The Internet by rts008 · · Score: 4, Funny

      No commercial interruptions!!!

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    39. Re:Block The Internet by Dracophile · · Score: 1

      With a fishnet condom.

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    40. Re:Block The Internet by Mendoksou · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! I find the concept of "white noise" to be inherently racist, and would demand that they block such it.

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    41. Re:Block The Internet by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

      They're Australians, what the hell is sufficiently "revolting or abhorrent phenomena" to shock them?

      Mate, if we can handle Question Time in Parliament we can handle anything you throw at us.

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    42. Re:Block The Internet by HJED · · Score: 1

      Actual it can't apply to politics the high court has ruled that in order to have a free election politics can't be censored

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    43. Re:Block The Internet by mweather · · Score: 1

      And yet they already have abortion websites on the block list.

    44. Re:Block The Internet by mweather · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's not such a bad idea, then.

    45. Re:Block The Internet by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      I think it would be pretty difficult for Australian Senator Stephen Conroy to end up being any of those things seeing as you added the whole "US Congressional members" requirement. I suppose he could move to the US and be qualified within 7 years for the HoR or 9 years for the Senate.

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    46. Re:Block The Internet by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Read it again. It was an anti-abortion website.

    47. Re:Block The Internet by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

      Flowers? There better not be any pollination going on between those flowers, or it would fall (sort of) under the sex prohibition.

    48. Re:Block The Internet by Fluffeh · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actual it can't apply to politics the high court has ruled that in order to have a free election politics can't be censored

      Sounds simple if it went through. Got a site that is blocked? Want it UNblocked? Add some political commentary to it... I can see it now...

      Naughty Nurses Narrate Politics!
      Tiny Teens showing you just where to stick your vote!
      Bound, Gagged and Beaten - how to vote with sign language!
      Favorite Fetish - Why we all like to fill in an election card differently!
      Gay Political Watch - Is your bread buttered on the other side?

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    49. Re:Block The Internet by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      So the filter would block the Internet?

      More or less, the mistake the censorship proponents seem to have made here was starting too big. They should have stayed with the already-classic formula of first passing a vaguely-worded law allowing them to block child porn, then gradually expanding these powers to other content. You're supposed to gradually heat the water the frog is in, not just drop it in an already-boiling kettle. I'm sure they'll get it right next time.

    50. Re:Block The Internet by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      Why stop there. While they don't have as much power as in other places in the world, we do have a lunatic fringe of right-wing fundies, and they were foaming at the mouth to get this off the ground.

    51. Re:Block The Internet by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      It could encompass alot of things, flagging the entire net is possible

      Rudd would flag the Liberal party website
      The liberal party would flag Kevin Rudd's facebook page
      Family First party would flag atheist websites
      Atheists would flag Christian websites
      Homophobes could flag gay rights webites
      Pro lifers could flag pro-choice websites
      Pro choicers could flag pro-lifers websites
      Michael Atkinson (Australia's Jack Thompson) could flag gaming websites
      Gamers could flag South Australian government websites
      People with phobia's of cotton balls could flag Johnston + Johnston websites
      You could really take that term and apply it to anything, it all depends on your prejudice.

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    52. Re:Block The Internet by glittalogik · · Score: 1

      If you guys want him, he's allll yours. Consider it Nicole Kidman Tax.

    53. Re:Block The Internet by GrahamCox · · Score: 1

      If they applied the same filter to television, most channels would only display white noise.

      The question is: would anybody notice?

    54. Re:Block The Internet by initialE · · Score: 1

      So when's the next chance to vote this yahoo out of office?

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    55. Re:Block The Internet by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      In this case a politician got behind the scheme because they felt it increased their popularity in their electorate. As they invested more time and effort and further pushed the idea, not because they found it to be good but because if the scheme died it would make them look like a failure. Not that the control freaks who become politicians would receive immense personal pleasure by being able to control what people hear, see, read or put up on the internet. Also the private companies involved in net censorship, hmm, 10 million odd annual compulsory licence fees, what kind of sales commission would they be willing pay on that.

      If anything deserves to be censored it is all those off shore tax havens and secret bank accounts, censored right out of existence. Then it would be interesting to see how the nature of politicians and the laws they implement change.

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    56. Re:Block The Internet by daver00 · · Score: 1

      That is because elections are fought and won in the outer suburban belts of all cities in Australia, with a marginal amount of attention paid to the bush. Mostly the inner cities are of the died in the wool type.

      Why do you think the only demographic that matters to the ruling class anymore (and for the last 10 years) is the "working family". God I want to tear my ears off every time I hear that phrase. I only hope petrol prices and food prices continue to destroy this abysmal curse upon our society.

    57. Re:Block The Internet by WarmBeer · · Score: 1

      Michael Atkinson (Australia's Jack Thompson) could flag gaming websites

      Hey, Australia already has a Jack Thompson. I don't think he has an opinion on gaming websites.

    58. Re:Block The Internet by Cyanara · · Score: 1

      I always found it amusing as a kid that if normal school kids were filmed just doing what they do, the material would probably end up being rated too high for them to watch on TV.

    59. Re:Block The Internet by Wild+Wizard · · Score: 1

      Would it have even worked? .cx is actually within Australian jurisdiction

      http://www.nic.cx/

    60. Re:Block The Internet by Chosen_Chaos · · Score: 1

      Someone obviously doesn't know the meme :p

      Evidently not... :P Australian, BTW, before anyone wonders

    61. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's all very well to say he wants to block the sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality"
      BUT... Most of that stuff is already easily watchable on EVERY television station already to some degree. is he going to Ban crime shows, any TV nudity again etc.. the whole business is a crock of S*^t

    62. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Score: -1, Improper use of Wooosh

    63. Re:Block The Internet by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Where are my modpoints for "Funny" when I need them.

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    64. Re:Block The Internet by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "In this case a politician got behind the scheme because they felt it increased their popularity in their electorate."

      I hate to burst your bubble but this is not the case. It has nothing to do with the government wanting to control the population or for that matter Conroy and/or Xenophon wanting to be popular.

      It's about one nutcase called Senator Fielding who only got into the senate because the two major parties wanted to keep the Greens out of that seat, nobody expected him to actually win. Yes, Fielding is a "control freak" and the fact he only got 2% of the primary vote shows how many Aussies both inside and outside of parliment share his views.

      I and many other Aussies on slashdot predicted this Machevelian crap would go nowhere as soon as it appeared in the press. Why? - because we have seen it all before.

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    65. Re:Block The Internet by TapeCutter · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Politics is a strange world, Conroy was put in charge of this so that it could be killed when the time was right. What better way can you think of to do that than to expand the list until it includes issues dear to the heart of the puritanical moron who's vote the government of the day was trying to buy.

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    66. Re:Block The Internet by itsthebin · · Score: 1
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    67. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically speaking, this would be in fact a very simple filter. Just switch off all the routers and that's it.

    68. Re:Block The Internet by deniable · · Score: 1

      Yep, Hansard trips our profanity filters often enough to need an exception.

    69. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh Bollocks! AC Meant Australia!

    70. Re:Block The Internet by tuxgeek · · Score: 1

      Sure why not, we got Rupert Murdock, might as well take in another loser so we can have the complete set.

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    71. Re:Block The Internet by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Anything that's offensive will be blocked, so the aussies will stick to watch flowers and waterfalls and only happy news on the web.

      Both the Fremen and Aiel would likely find images of waterfalls offensive. All that water wasted on a spectacle. Besides, don't some species of fish travel upstream to lay eggs? Clearly, only a pervert would show such obscene scenes on public television!

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    72. Re:Block The Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd totally be up for a riot in Canberra if this went through.

    73. Re:Block The Internet by Meski · · Score: 1

      Good news. Now that television has gone (or is going) digital, we'll have no more white noise. Instead we'll just have blank blue screens.

      For example right now, for some unknown reason, I can't get channel 10. My television is taunting me with a BSOD and "no signal" overlay. That's just so much better than the fuzzy analog image I used to get. (cough) Not.

      Screensavers seem to exist, but they're pretty basic. I can see a selling opportunity for advertising here.

    74. Re:Block The Internet by Meski · · Score: 1

      Kill the digital tv bios?

    75. Re:Block The Internet by Meski · · Score: 1

      We need to be able to moderate posts as woosh. ANd it wasn't improper.

  2. I am not an Aussie... by Cornwallis · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ...but my daughter spent a summer there a few years aback and loved it and I've always admired the people so let me ask... Who can I send money to in order to get Conroy voted out of office ASAP?

    1. Re:I am not an Aussie... by TheNinjaroach · · Score: 0

      I am not an Aussie...

      So why in the hell would you spend money to meddle in foreign politics that don't affect you in any way?

      That makes you just as bad as the us in the US, always wanting to tell other nations what they can and can't do with their sovereignty.

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    2. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Cornwallis · · Score: 1

      I was speaking rhetorically (but that may be too big a word for you to understand and it certainly didn't require your rude response). My point being that censorship is abhorrent and I am willing to support its abolition.

    3. Re:I am not an Aussie... by mrclisdue · · Score: 2, Interesting

      As a member of the Human Race, I, too, feel it is our obligation to do what we can to support the abolition of asininity.

      Political borders notwithstanding.

      However, I have very little money, but I can collect tabs from soda cans.

      cheers,

    4. Re:I am not an Aussie... by the-empty-string · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So why in the hell would you spend money to meddle in foreign politics that don't affect you in any way?

      Because people outside Australia may very well end up being affected by it. Western governments have a habit of citing other governments' policies as a way to make those policies more palatable to their own citizens. The British have CCTV cameras at every street corner, let's also put them on our streets. Software patents are allowed in the U.S., let's harmonize the legislation. Australia thinks of the children and censors the Net, we should do the same!

      For instance, even though I'm not in the U.S., I donate to the EFF. It's a global world. We're running out of places where we can hide from these things.

      That makes you just as bad as the us in the US, always wanting to tell other nations what they can and can't do with their sovereignty.

      Yeah, it's exactly like that. Only completely different.

    5. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm an Aussie! But I don't want your money - I'll do it for free as a public good. Virtually no one here wants this crap - it's just the nanny-state nitwits voted in by the over-60s, who probably don't even know what the internets are only that they're full of Terrible Things because Today Tonight told them so.

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    6. Re:I am not an Aussie... by kingturkey · · Score: 1

      Actually the majority of Labor's support was from the younger generations...

    7. Re:I am not an Aussie... by chrism238 · · Score: 1

      Who can I send money to in order to get Conroy voted out of office ASAP?

      One of the great things about Australia, is that the governing processing doesn't work that way. So, no thanks, we don't want your money.

    8. Re:I am not an Aussie... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>So why in the hell would you spend money to meddle in foreign politics that don't affect you in any way?

      I wondered the same thing when those kooky Utahans were donating money & running ads in California to block gay marriage. This is MY home, and MY government, not yours. I don't interfere with your whacky Mormon sterilization program or whatever you do in Salt Lake, so don't interfere with my California loving. Butt out.

      Same with Australia; let them decide for themselves if they do or do not want filtering. It's called self-determination, one of the few good ideas to come out of the mess known as World War I. Foreigners shouldn't be allowed to interfere with local elections.

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    9. Re:I am not an Aussie... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      The principle of self-determination holds that only citizens directly affected by a government should be allowed to influence its policies. Foreigners need not apply. i.e. Britain should not be trying to tell Australia or India or France or whoever how to run their affairs. Let the local residents determine for themselves what laws will or will not pass.

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    10. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old people seem to be getting younger every year.

    11. Re:I am not an Aussie... by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

      Who voted because the guy politician was "cute" and made their knickers moist. They never did any other research beyond that. Too busy smoking bongs and buying kegs.

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    12. Re:I am not an Aussie... by MoonBuggy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      That's why the way this legislation is going could actually be a good thing. If they'd managed to push this through with a bit of intelligence and subtlety, maybe creeping in with the infrastructure behind the scenes (I'm looking at you, IWF) and then expanding it publicly, it would only be a matter of time before other countries were citing it as a success and proposing to employ their own, equally horrific censorship schemes.

      As it stands, however, this guy is making it so unbelievably unpalatable that even people who don't normally care about this kind of thing are kicking up a fuss. The list of requirements doesn't even sound reasonable any more. That's excellent news, because it gives us something to cite if and when they try to do similar things elsewhere.

    13. Re:I am not an Aussie... by the-empty-string · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The principle of self-determination holds that only citizens directly affected by a government should be allowed to influence its policies.

      I would agree that foreigners shouldn't vote in the elections and shouldn't be allowed to contribute to candidates. Other than that, they are well within their rights to express their opinions, and also to support groups opposing or favouring policies that may end up affecting them. This is how various NGO's work, and it's a good thing.

    14. Re:I am not an Aussie... by blind+monkey+3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who can I send money to in order to get Conroy voted out of office ASAP?

      That's easy, you send your money to Conroy - you'd be surprised what politicians would do for money.

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    15. Re:I am not an Aussie... by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      So you have no objections if foreigners from the United States lobby for passage of a Digital Millenium Copyright Act (or clone thereof).

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    16. Re:I am not an Aussie... by morgauo · · Score: 1

      Self-determination sounds nice but unfortunately that's not how reality works.

      The-empty-string's explanation that Western countries copy each other's bad laws is right on the money. Politicians reach across borders all the time to look for justifications for their bad policies.

      While I certainly wouldn't pose as an Australian and try to get in a vote donating to an org which works to educate the Austrlian public about the situation and encourage their voters to get out there is just working to help us all.

    17. Re:I am not an Aussie... by the-empty-string · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So you have no objections if foreigners from the United States lobby for passage of a Digital Millenium Copyright Act (or clone thereof).

      They already do that here in Canada, through their corporate subsidiaries. Trying to shut them up has as much chance of succeeding as the censorship laws; it's better to speak up against the ideas. What I object to are the DMCA-like laws themselves, which is why I support both local and U.S.-based groups like the EFF.

      I understand and generally agree with your point regarding self-determination. At the same time, I recognize that borders lose their relevance with every passing day when it comes to laws of a certain authoritarian flavour. The market of ideas is just as globalized as the other kind, as this very forum demonstrates.

    18. Re:I am not an Aussie... by computational+super · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Are you talking about Australia or America now?

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    19. Re:I am not an Aussie... by walshy007 · · Score: 1

      Agree with your points, but the example of Britain trying to tell Australia what to do is probably a bad example, I mean the queen is still our head of state. (even though she's quite the lady, and doesn't really mess in our affairs)

    20. Re:I am not an Aussie... by ntk · · Score: 1

      >> So why in the hell would you spend money to meddle in foreign politics that don't affect you in any way?

      > Because people outside Australia may very well end up being affected by it. Western governments have a habit of citing other governments' policies as a way to make those policies more palatable to their own citizens. The British have CCTV cameras at every street corner, let's also put them on our streets. Software patents are allowed in the U.S., let's harmonize the legislation. Australia thinks of the children and censors the Net, we should do the same!

      > For instance, even though I'm not in the U.S., I donate to the EFF. It's a global world. We're running out of places where we can hide from these things.

      This is exactly right, and why EFF tries to work internationally too: for instance, last week we wrote about how the interpretation of New Zealand's Section 92A law could affect other countries and smuggle three strikes rules through. New Zealand's language originally came from the US (via Australia), but the interpretations of the law have been very different. If New Zealand took one pro-three strikes stance, it would be quickly used as an argument for doing the same thing in other states.

      Other countries can also be an inspiration. I know that the French have been inspired by New Zealand activists successful campaign to fight off Section 92A; the Australian battle against Net censorship will be noted by politicians elsewhere who might otherwise think that blocking sites would be a kneejerk vote-winner.

    21. Re:I am not an Aussie... by wdef · · Score: 5, Insightful
      I do blame the post-war Baby Boomers for the wave of nanny state repression we are all enduring in the UK, Australia, the US, and elsewhere.

      That generation have been running things now for almost 20 years. This was the same generation that benefited so from the emancipation of youth culture in the 60s and into the 70s. They enjoyed sex, drugs and rock and roll, inventing a whole new cultural paradigm out of the Beat Movement of the 50s, tearing down boring conventions, raising hell. When they became politicized, they demanded accountability from authorities and youth participation. Some refused to go to Vietnam and get killed. They demanded the lowering of the drinking age and the age at which you could get a license. They wanted to be treated as adults at 18 or before. They wanted free love, meaning no social restrictions on sexual intercourse. They reveled in the contraceptive Pill. They got all of their demands.

      But as they grew a bit older, they got married. As their kids hit teenage years, they panicked, knowing from experience just what they could get up to, because - remember - this generation had already done it all.

      Steadily, they began to pull up the ladder they themselves had climbed. They decry the promiscuity of young teenagers, saying it is harmful. What killjoys they became. In many cases, they want to raise the drinking age and the age at which kids can get a drivers license because young people are too "irresponsible". Having themselves fought for 18 to be regarded as the age of majority, now many want to increase that upwards. Having fought to lower the age of consent for themselves, many now want it raised.

      This is the ex-free love generation that now wants censorship.

    22. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1

      Hmm... Makes me wonder if that wasn't Conroy's plan all along... Completely bollocks it up on purpose so that it is aborted (like the abomination it is should be), but make it look like he was trying to push it through the whole time.

    23. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur.

      I AM an Aussie, I have absolutely no problem with this idea.

      You can come over and give him a good cock punch if you want to, my sovereignty won't feel threatened - promise.

    24. Re:I am not an Aussie... by fabs64 · · Score: 1

      ... who voted for them DESPITE the stupid filter.

      reality check: It was not possible for the liberals to continually shit on everyone under 30 and keep winning elections

    25. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

      Completely reasonable suggestion. Labor is traditionally against this kind of thing, but in the last generation the party has developed this attitude of "oh no we're not that rigid left wing bunch anymore we can be as pro-business or pro-[some right wing idea] as our opponents". They got into trouble at the last couple of elections because of that attitude and now finally grew some balls and decided to act as if they weren't a bunch of yes-men. So the current behaviour seems quite retro. Conroy fucking the idea up would be more in line with current goals.

      OK. Rant over.

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    26. Re:I am not an Aussie... by ChunderDownunder · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The way voting for the senate works in this country, he virtually has a job for life.

    27. Re:I am not an Aussie... by kevingolding2001 · · Score: 1

      Who can I send money to...?

      GetUp!

    28. Re:I am not an Aussie... by dbIII · · Score: 1
      It's actually Senator Feilding which is the problem. The government was implementing this to get his vote on other issues. The major problem is that instead of just pretending to do it like the previous government (which also said they were going to do it) they were actually taking steps to implement it. Conroy can take a lot of the blame, but is mostly following pretty stupid orders.

      A suprisingly major force in Australian politics is the fairly extreme group "Exclusive Bretheren" who forbid their members from voting, watching TV, using telephones etc but contributed enormous amounts of money to some election campaign funds. They can't forbid the education of women but they could push for internet censorship by putting some money in the pockets of "Independant" Senators. Without the independants the government can't pass anything - the other party is in full wrecking mode and will block anything the government puts up whether they agree with it or not.

      It's all just very grubby politics with deal making to appease guys funded by special interest groups - very much heading the way of US politics.

    29. Re:I am not an Aussie... by ignavus · · Score: 1

      ...but my daughter spent a summer there a few years aback and loved it and I've always admired the people so let me ask...

      Who can I send money to in order to get Conroy voted out of office ASAP?

      Me.

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    30. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Oi. As a tail-end baby boomer I would like to offer an alternative view. Every survey of Australians has shown an overwhelming distaste for this filtering. On the other hand, there was always an undercurrent of social conservatism from the 60s until now. With the rise of politicised religious groups and the election of a socially conservative Prime Minister, this sort of crap is bound to happen. The major reason the current PM got in was he was not John Howard, the previous social conservative leader. Internet filtering was a very minor part of Labor party policy along with a bunch of other waffle that would never get up in Parliament.

      The ex-free love generation does not want censorship now, anymore than they did then. They do not want governments dictating their private lives.

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    31. Re:I am not an Aussie... by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      Of course, before the last election, this was going to be entirely an opt-in filter. Not that that idea in itself doesn't have problems, but it was only after they came into power did the lying scumbags turn it into the two-tiered mandatory/opt-out undemocratic abomination that's in the works today.

    32. Re:I am not an Aussie... by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      While you're at it, you (and the GPP) could throw a little money to EFA as well if you like.

    33. Re:I am not an Aussie... by wdef · · Score: 1

      The ex-free love generation does not want censorship now, anymore than they did then. They do not want governments dictating their private lives.

      It's not about what they think they want, but about what they actually do..

      They (re)elected Howard, Bush and Blair. So the Boomers are are the ones who allowed, nay instigated, the roll back in civil liberties and the growth of police powers that we are currently enjoying and which (I think this to be no exaggeration) can easily threaten the foundations of Western democracy.

      My point above is: the moment someone says "Think of the Children" the Boomers hysterically agree with anything, at least at first. At least politicians seem to believe this, the media encourage it, and everyone gets considerable mileage with it. Don't forget this was scuttled by only 1 Senator.

      Remember that the Boomers invented a whole different way of thinking about youth when it applied to them. They just don't want it to apply to their children or to their grandchildren. .

      Freedom's just another word for something your kids shouldn't have because it just might put them at risk (apologies to Messrs Kristofferson and Foster)

    34. Re:I am not an Aussie... by deniable · · Score: 1

      Fielding is Family First. They're tied into Hillsong / Assemblies of God, [1] not the Brethren. The Brethren aren't allowed to use the Internet so why would they want it filtered?

      [1] The clowns who've been rigging Australian Idol for years. They're no strangers to stupid ideas.

    35. Re:I am not an Aussie... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      The Brethren aren't allowed to use the Internet so why would they want it filtered?

      That's the incredibly bizzare thing, just like they don't let their members vote but the group makes huge political donations. Hillsong and it's various franchises are trouble too although those merchants in the temple aren't quite as extreme.

      I didn't know about the Australian Idol thing - the guy with the fuzzy hair winning now makes sense!

  3. Censorship by Hatta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Censorship is a "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offends against the standards of morality".

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    1. Re:Censorship by MadDogX · · Score: 5, Funny

      By that definition they would be forced to censor censorship. The very concept is too mind-boggling for me to grasp.

    2. Re:Censorship by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 5, Funny

      This is the third time in as many days we've had the self-referencing paradox.

      Please, won't somebody think of the causality?!

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    3. Re:Censorship by EatHam · · Score: 1

      Really. If they block any revolting and abhorrent phenomena that offends against the standards of morality, none of those politicians will be able to have web sites viewable in Australia.

    4. Re:Censorship by Shikaku · · Score: 4, Funny

      In Soviet Russia, self-referenced paradoxes cause you!

      Ow. My head hurts just thinking about that one.

    5. Re:Censorship by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      By that definition they would be forced to censor censorship.

      Hopefully that would be accomplished by making everyone in the country watch 2 chicks one cup.

    6. Re:Censorship by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Kind of like my situation. I am really opposed to picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

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    7. Re:Censorship by kalirion · · Score: 1

      No, they would only censor the information about censorship, which I don't think they'd mind too much. Think of it as a gag order.

    8. Re:Censorship by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Please, won't somebody think of the causality?!

      It's too late. The causality was a casualty.

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    9. Re:Censorship by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      Oh, a lesson in causality from Mr. I'm-My-Own-Grandpa!

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    10. Re:Censorship by nemesisrocks · · Score: 0

      And that is why you NEVER type "google" into google.

    11. Re:Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Russia, self-referenced paradoxes cause you!

      LMAO. Oh, my (wipes tears from eyes). Normally the Soviet Russia gag is silly, but this one was great!

    12. Re:Censorship by ZzzzSleep · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that I am my own grandfather?

    13. Re:Censorship by ghmh · · Score: 1

      Politicians are a "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality".

    14. Re:Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't become a physicist.

    15. Re:Censorship by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On /. this is +5 funny but in the real world, they'd go ahead and censor censorship with no sense of irony!

      There's a (true) story in a Feynman book in which he was asked to tell his wife not to mention certain subjects in her letters. So he wrote her a letter telling her not to mention those subjects. His letter was censored, of course, and it was completely impossible for him to tell her what not to say...

  4. Senator likes his internet porn me thinks. by JoshDmetro · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gambling is evil but midget porn is awesome apparently .

    1. Re:Senator likes his internet porn me thinks. by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Gambling is evil but midget porn is awesome apparently.

      All jokes aside lets think about what Senator Xenofon gets out of this:
      1. Recognition, he's an independent and needs this to stay in parliament.
      2. Votes, please see point 1 for explaination. 3. Concessions from other parties, by siding with the Green's and opposition he's likely made a few subtle political deals to get support for his policies.

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  5. "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My guess is that in the end certain car manufacturers lobbies against it.

  6. Bandwagon by cyp43r · · Score: 1

    I suspect the Australian Government was just desperate to get on a bandwagon while it was new, any bandwagon. P.S. Ruddy: I hear free FTTN internet for everyone is an up and coming bandwagon.

    1. Re:Bandwagon by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

      I suspect the Australian Government was just desperate to get on a bandwagon while it was new, any bandwagon.

      I'm convinced they were doing it to get this idiot on their side in the Senate.

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    2. Re:Bandwagon by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      This looks to me a lot like a McCarthy moment; as in Senator Joe McCarthy. Conroy sounds a lot like him in being a lunatic zealot suffering from severe self-righteousness to the point of being pathological. I mean, when a guy starts talking about banning anti-abortion sites and sites showing drug use, he's gone so far around the bend that those who back him, usually out of pure political expediency, can no longer do so.

      What is sad about this, sadder than even Australia coming within an inch of this level of censorship, is that a government could let itself get so out of control.

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    3. Re:Bandwagon by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>I suspect the Australian Government was just desperate to get on a bandwagon while it was new, any bandwagon

      I hear 700 billion dollar bailout/stimulus bills are currently in vogue. Maybe the Aussie government can try that next?

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    4. Re:Bandwagon by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      Hmm.. adult content and poor reasoning skills.. I assumed you were talking about Jenny McCarthy at first.

    5. Re:Bandwagon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, the Aussie legislators are even less intelligent than the electors that put them there. And this from a population that allowed itself to be disarmed a few years ago. Yeah! The dumb bastards gave up their guns...willingly!!? That is a basic right, and once given up, the rest follow inexorably one by one until there is none but total autocracy. On the humor side, say Conroy banned Muslim sites and the Indonesians got miffed at this and decided to finally invade that running sore of apathy, send those people that could not manage their own nation into concentration camps and delousing showers where they obviousely want to be, and send in about a hundred and fifty million new residents, muslims every one and impose sharia. Hey aussies, the eighty virgins can come from you for all the new muzzies to take for concubines...aw scratch that, Aussies are not virgins, they been screwed by their own guvermint for decades.

  7. Xenophobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    After RTFS, xenophobe doesn't even begin to describe Stephen Conroy. Pluriphobe would be a better description, for want of a better word. In Holland we would use the phrase "more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression that can explain his thickheadedness. He should be tried for blatant disregard of personal freedoms.

    it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence

    Really? Is he also going to block all Hollywood movies from entering Australia.

    1. Re:Xenophobe? by Andr+T. · · Score: 1
      Do you think Steve Irwing movies will be blocked as well? He seemed pretty abhorrent to me:
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HgHhHNC92M

      Man, I wish the stingray would pierce Conroy instead of him.

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    2. Re:Xenophobe? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      But you forget! Anything on television or in movies is blessed and brings families together so they can bake lamingtons and have barbies together (with shrimp!). Anything on the internet is evil because it isn't controlled by personal friends of the politicians and it Must Be Stopped.

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    3. Re:Xenophobe? by digitig · · Score: 1

      After RTFS, xenophobe doesn't even begin to describe Stephen Conroy. Pluriphobe would be a better description, for want of a better word. In Holland we would use the phrase "more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression that can explain his thickheadedness.

      The phrase exists in English too. In England we might describe such a person as "Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells, but I doubt that phrase crosses the Atlantic well, never mind making it all the way across the Pacific too.

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    4. Re:Xenophobe? by Xest · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Pluriphobe would be a better description, for want of a better word. In Holland we would use the phrase "more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression that can explain his thickheadedness."

      How about dickhead? nobend? tosspot? Here in England we've mastered our language to produce plenty of simple yet effective and widely applicable words for situations and for people like this. For additional effect you may prefix a language construct which could only be defined as a pre-offensive such as "fucking".

      Hopefully we will soon update our finest Oxford dictionaries to include these useful and flexible language constructs and terms.

    5. Re:Xenophobe? by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>>>"more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression t

      >"Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"

      Wow that's obscure. In the U.S. we say "holier than thou" or "holier than God" meaning somebody who committed the sin of pride. They think they are so self-righteous that they are better than Jesus himself.

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    6. Re:Xenophobe? by digitig · · Score: 1

      >>>>>"more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression t

      >"Disgusted of Tunbridge Wells"

      Wow that's obscure

      Not in England :-)

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    7. Re:Xenophobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Xenophobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rich Australian dialect too... as well as the prefix we have the muffix. eg Con-fucking-roy.

    9. Re:Xenophobe? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      After RTFS, xenophobe doesn't even begin to describe Stephen Conroy. Pluriphobe would be a better description, for want of a better word. In Holland we would use the phrase "more pious than the pope", but I know of no English expression that can explain his thickheadedness. He should be tried for blatant disregard of personal freedoms.

      In Australia, the correct term is "Wanker".

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    10. Re:Xenophobe? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "but I know of no English expression that can explain his thickheadedness."

      try "fucktard"

  8. Give them an inch... by VShael · · Score: 4, Insightful

    and you know they'll try for a mile.

    This is why those types of idiots have to be resisted at every single step of the way.

    1. Re:Give them an inch... by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      This is why those types of idiots have to be resisted at every single step of the way.

      Hey now! I like to mess with australians as much as anyone, but calling them all idiots is just going to far!

  9. Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X18+ web sites, and this week said it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality". Last week an anti-abortion website was added to the blacklist, and Conroy said he was considering expanding the blacklist to 10,000 sites and beyond."

    He wants to block all of that content and has narrowed it down to a mere 10,000 sites? Conroy's depth of knowledge in this field is simply stunning! Next, he'll find the only five or six sites on the web that depict bestiality!

    1. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by VShael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Next, he'll find the only five or six sites on the web that depict bestiality!

      Exactly! There's so much bestiality on the net now, that if you google for "People having sex with goats on fire", google responds with "Too many results. Please specify type of goat."

    2. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, I thought you were making that up until I actually googled it and saw "having sex with goats that are on fire" as the second link...

    3. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Informative?!

      I hope the four people who modded this up didn't check from a work computer...

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    4. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

      Next, he'll find the only five or six sites on the web that depict bestiality!

      I think I know them:

      usenet.us
      usenet.eu
      usenet.za
      usenet.jp ...

    5. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And type of fire.

    6. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Niris · · Score: 1

      :( On one hand, I did check from a work computer. On the other, I'm one of the IT person that looks over other peoples website histories.

    7. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly, you should have clicked "I'm Feeling Lucky"

    8. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Gasoline vs. Napalm vs. Alcohol?

    9. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by Ninth+Marion · · Score: 1

      Seriously. The only way that censorship list would work, is if you made it a whitelist of 10 000, and you'd struggle to make up the numbers. I've never seen a politician become so disconnected from reality - the man is a lunatic!

    10. Re:Quick, somebody grab the cluestick! by deniable · · Score: 1

      Hey, somebody has to make Alston and Coonan look competent. It's a big job, but Conroy has the ability.

  10. It all makes my head hurt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "If it offends me, I want it banned for everyone." seems to be the mentality of so many. I understand the general intent of blocking that stuff, but it'll never, ever truly work. Besides, people like him will never listen to any other opinions, let alone listen to numerous experts telling them their ideas are wrong.

    Heck, you could tell him that water was wet while soaking him in a bathtub floating in the ocean during a rain storm. But if his mind is set on water not being wet, he'll never listen.

    1. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>understand the general intent of blocking that stuff, but it'll never, ever truly work.

      Even if it did work, I do not understand the intent. NOTHING I've ever seen on the net has offended me. Nothing. Therefore I don't see any reason to block any of it. I want access to every website created all around the world, without censorship.

      As Democratic Party founder Thomas Jefferson observed (with modification): "Whether my neighbor worships one [goat], many [goats], or no [goats] matters not to me. It does not harm my body, my property, nor my rights. I will allow my neighbor to worship however he pleases." Make as many goatse websites as you desire; I don't care. Doesn't bother me at all.

      I see no reason to block anything from my access.

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    2. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >water was wet while soaking him in a bathtub >floating in the ocean during a rain storm

      Not that i support such a twat but as for above water on it's own aint wet water does not have the ability to wet things that needs a wetting agent that is why you need soap to wash with cus it wets your skin therefore allowing the crap to be lifted off and rinsed away by the water :-)

       

    3. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by Eil · · Score: 1, Interesting

      "If it offends me, I want it banned for everyone." seems to be the mentality of so many.

      This is so true it hurts. Somehow we've slipped into a society where people honestly believe that they have some natural or state-given right to not be offended. Just look at colleges and universities. The last bastions of intellectual thinking, lively debate, and radical ideas, right? Nope. There's no free speech on campuses anymore. You can't say whatever you like. If what you have to say is not politically correct, you get kicked out.

      For a fun experiment, try this in the U.S.: ask a random person whether their government gives (or should give) them or their children the right to be protected from offensive material. I think you'd be shocked (perhaps offended, even?) how many people will answer in the affirmative. For extra fun, remind them that the First Amendment to the Constitution explicitly gives every citizen the right to speak and communicate as offensively as they like. It's your job to shelter yourself from whatever you deem offense, not society's and certainly not the state.

      I have a good friend who is normally quite liberal about most things, but has a pair of young daughters and thus strongly believes that every ISP should filter all Internet content by default. I've tried explaining to him what a bad idea this is from pretty much every angle, but he persists. And I wish he was the exception, but there are plenty of other people I've met or know who believe the same thing. It frustrates me because it's people like this that are turning my beloved country into a nanny state. The actions of the government lately have flushed the idea of capitalism down the toilet, I don't want to see the same thing happen to speech next.

      </rant>

    4. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, you could tell him that water was wet while soaking him in a bathtub floating in the ocean during a rain storm. But if his mind is set on water not being wet, he'll never listen.

      You just described my boss...

    5. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      I have a good friend who is normally quite liberal about most things, but has a pair of young daughters and thus strongly believes that every ISP should filter all Internet content by default.

      I meet people with opinions like this sometimes. They make me slap my forehead.

      The solution to prevent your children from accessing adult content that you don't want them to is to install/enable a filter on your own damned web browser. Why is it so hard for people to understand this?

      Any self-respecting adult webmaster labels his/her pages with RTA ("Restricted To Adults) META tags. Not all do - only the self respecting ones, mind you. No adult webmaster wants children on his/her site - they don't buy anything.

      Now, a legislative act forcing sites with adult content to tag their webpages with RTA labels or face stiff fines or takedown notices would only be sensible. After all, movies and video games are already rated (at least in the U.S.); this is just a common-sense extension.

      Granted, the above only works on a per-nation basis, but as mentioned in several posts on this page, most of the developed nations are all watching each other for precedents in information policy.

    6. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by PiSkyHi · · Score: 1

      That is one of the most satisfying rants I've read, if only it weren't too true.

    7. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by quacking+duck · · Score: 1

      The solution to prevent your children from accessing adult content that you don't want them to is to install/enable a filter on your own damned web browser. Why is it so hard for people to understand this?

      Except that "solution" is about as effective as banning M-rated video games or 14+ TV shows--they'll just go to their friend's house, whose parents aren't as up to the task of blocking "offensive" material, or don't care.

      Hence, the push by the "think of the children!" types to censor or ban the material outright.

    8. Re:It all makes my head hurt. by idlemachine · · Score: 1

      "If it offends me, I want it banned for everyone." seems to be the mentality of so many.

      Even worse, that's pretty much the actual codification into law of what makes something worthy of classification/censorship in Australia:

      [...] that they offend against the standards of morality, decency and propriety generally accepted by reasonable adults [...]

      So many wishy-washy terms there. It's not like those actual "standards" are documented anywhere, nor is it immediately obvious to most people that there opinions may be unreasonable...

  11. Old News SMH by Macfox · · Score: 1

    Nick Xenophon actually announced is withdrawl of support for the filter around Jan 20th.

    The news is, it was revealed the government will require full senate cooperation to introduce new legislation, that will surely fail to pass without Xenophon's support.

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  12. Now if only the UK would drop its stupid scheme by wdef · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Great to see that common sense has at last prevailed. I would like to see this as a triumph of democracy but it perhaps appears to be as much due to a lucky accident of the numbers in the Senate. Now, if only the UK would drop its misguided plans to implement filtering of the internet, albeit by different means iirc. And you in the US - don't think you're far behind. Your bunch of idiots wait to see what oppressive regime the bunch of idiots in Europe can impose on their populace before imposing it on you - at least that is what happened with the idiotic EU data retention laws and the current move in the US to force large numbers of wifi routers to keep logs.

  13. Fight not over yet by Xanni · · Score: 4, Informative

    While it is true that a mandatory filtering proposal is likely to require legislation to implement (especially without the support of the Internet Industry Association and a voluntary code of conduct), it is not clear that any future legislation is dead in the water just yet.

    http://www.efa.org.au/2009/02/26/xenophon-opposes-mandatory-isp-filtering-but-fight-not-over-yet/

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  14. Yes! by kestasjk · · Score: 1

    And I will now track down Nick Xenophon's address and mail him a letter of thanks. There may be hope for democracy yet!

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    1. Re:Yes! by mjwx · · Score: 1

      And I will now track down Nick Xenophon's address and mail him a letter of thanks. There may be hope for democracy yet!

      Here you go

      But my thanks goes to the six senators from the Greens, as recent events have shown the Greens are the most tech savy party and their ideas (even the environmental ones) tend to resonate amongst Aussie geeks.

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  15. Representatives of the People by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This week surveys found only less than 10% of Australians supported the censorship.

    Yet almost 50% of their elected representatives, and probably media outlets, supported it. How do we account for this?

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    1. Re:Representatives of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's because Labor party members are required to tow the party line or leave. So even though the population doesn't want it, if the party decides it wants it, and some Labor ministers oppose it, they have to support it.

      *yay*

    2. Re:Representatives of the People by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      They were asked by somebody for their opinion, instead of having to get up from the sofa, turn off "Aussie's Next Top Model" or whatever, and voice their opinions by their own volition.

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    3. Re:Representatives of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The vast majority of those representatives belong to political parties and are forced to vote along party lines.
      Who would have thought there'd be POLITICS involved in POLITICS!?!

    4. Re:Representatives of the People by Bede+EW · · Score: 1

      The pervasive effect of the religious right in Australian politics

    5. Re:Representatives of the People by MasterOfMagic · · Score: 1

      When you have the power of a censor list, you have the power to censor anybody.

      Opposition party starting up and happens to believe that lolicon isn't child porn? Oh, that's obscene - filtered! Independent media outlet reporting on a war with gruesome photos of the carnage? Oh, that's too shocking - filtered!

      The standards for blocking a site are also quite vague. What if you are on a shared host and one of the sites on the shared host has porn the nanny state doesn't like? Does that mean you get filtered by association?

      There's a lot of room for this list to be played with against independent media and opposition political parties. That's why it's popular with the media and the politicians.

    6. Re:Representatives of the People by Trentus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yet almost 50% of their elected representatives, and probably media outlets, supported it.

      I recall someone busting Conroy's chops on the ABC radio show Media Watch a short while back. I also remember another ABC radio announcer slipping in some filter related questions to one of the people involved in a child porn ring bust. Something to the effect of:

      interviewer: "What about filtering, does that help the problem?"
      police guy dude: "Oh, they don't do anything."

      I should really try and find a source for that. There were a few other radio shows talking about it as well (I think "Spoonman" on Tripple M dedicated an evening to the subject).

      There were a few TV spots on morning chat show type programs, as well as a nice little piece on the 7:30 report. They all (and rather surprisingly for the morning shows) seemed to convey a nice message of "While childporn is bad, and it would be awesome to be able to get rid of it, this filter thing is just stupid." There were also various newspapers who had people blogging about the subject on their websites. I don't remember seeing a whole lot make it to print though.

    7. Re:Representatives of the People by dcollins · · Score: 1

      Yet almost 50% of their elected representatives, and probably media outlets, supported it. How do we account for this?

      Hypothesis: Representation is a trailing indicator (that is, people's opinions flip-flop more often than they elect new leaders). The majority of people may have actually supported censoring when they first heard of it, around the time of the last election.

      Consider US opinion on invading Iraq, and how long after that opinion changed it took for US leadership to follow suit.

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    8. Re:Representatives of the People by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I'd say voting them out would be a good way of accounting for it. Lynchings are good too.

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    9. Re:Representatives of the People by Fatalis · · Score: 1

      There is no contradiction. That's how democracy is supposed to work. It's a safeguard against populism, because the popular decision wouldn't always the best one. In essence, the masses are trusted to elect the government, but not to do the governing themselves, otherwise it would just be mob rule.

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    10. Re:Representatives of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only 1 year to go till that can happen. Although it looks like Rudd will call an early election. So maybe sooner :)

    11. Re:Representatives of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This week surveys found only less than 10% of Australians supported the censorship.

      Yet almost 50% of their elected representatives, and probably media outlets, supported it. How do we account for this?

      Probably because many politicians are quite removed from normal society, living in large lake-side private residences and usually only interacting with the usual crowds; corporations, other politicians, snobs(not always mutually exclusive).

    12. Re:Representatives of the People by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      I think you're wrong about media outlets. It seemed to me that practically nobody other than the politicians supported it.

    13. Re:Representatives of the People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One of the senators holding the balance of power (Steve Fielding) is a moral crusader.

      Without him, no Government legislation can be passed.

      Thankfully, the other "balance of power" senators are more sensible and are ensuring that this policy won't actually be implemented.

      In a way, I think the Government knew this would happen all along. They have stepped up their rhetoric a lot recently, to the point that there is no way their legislation would ever be passed. But now they can go back to Fielding and say: "We tried. Sorry about that, Steve".

    14. Re:Representatives of the People by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      There is no contradiction. That's how a republic is supposed to work. It's a safeguard against democracy, because the popular decision wouldn't always the best one. In essence, the masses are trusted to elect the government, but not to do the governing themselves, otherwise it would just be mob rule.

      Fixed that for you. Now, I have no idea if Australia is a real republic or a faux democracy, but I know for sure it's not a real democracy. Most likely, it's a democratic republic like most civilized nations.

      The 'D' word gets thrown around a lot, especially by politicians, so I understand the mistake, but you should realize that the literal translation for "democracy" is "mob rule".

    15. Re:Representatives of the People by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I've seen print articles on the topic of filtering. A fair number were opinion pieces (but the way weekend papers are heading this should be no surprise). Almost all were against the filters. The angle taken varied from the parent post's "While childporn is bad, and it would be awesome to be able to get rid of it, this filter thing is just stupid" to "I like porn and don't want it blocked" (I'm serious. Helen Razor in the Sydney Morning Herald a couple of months ago). I think several articles also mentioned the threats to free speech inherent in filtering.

      Unlike the USA Australian media doesn't just act as a mouthpiece for one of our major parties. The media companies certainly have their own agendas, and certainly some of the reporters/journalists do and this sometimes creeps in, but by and large I think the media does a reasonable job here. Regulations about how much of the media can be owned by any one company probably helps too.

    16. Re:Representatives of the People by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Yet almost 50% of their elected representatives, and probably media outlets, supported it. How do we account for this?

      Actually MSN (Newscorp and PBL (Packer)) was against this from the very beginning as many of them have a slice of the ISP industry and instantly realised how much this would cost in lost/reduced subscriptions.

      As for the elected representatives, they were just towing the party line like good politicians.

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    17. Re:Representatives of the People by Fatalis · · Score: 1

      No, you're committing the etymological fallacy. The "literal translation" isn't necessarily the same as the meaning of the word. Mob rule is called "ochlocracy", by the way.

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    18. Re:Representatives of the People by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      The "literal translation" isn't necessarily the same as the meaning of the word.

      I agree with you there; you're quite right.

      Let me try a different approach for you:

      The first two definitions of Democracy (according to Webster):

      1. Government by the people; a form of government in which the supreme power is retained and directly exercised by the people.

      2. Government by popular representation; a form of government in which the supreme power is retained by the people, but is indirectly exercised through a system of representation and delegated authority periodically renewed; a constitutional representative government; a republic. [emphasis mine]

      The definition of republic (according to Random House):

      1. a state in which the supreme power rests in the body of citizens entitled to vote and is exercised by representatives chosen directly or indirectly by them.

      Finally, a note left on republic from the American Heritage Dictionary:

      republic

      A form of government in which power is explicitly vested in the people, who in turn exercise their power through elected representatives. Today, the terms republic and democracy are virtually interchangeable, but historically the two differed. Democracy implied direct rule by the people, all of whom were equal, whereas republic implied a system of government in which the will of the people was mediated by representatives, who might be wiser and better educated than the average person. In the early American republic, for example, the requirement that voters own property and the establishment of institutions such as the Electoral College were intended to cushion the government from the direct expression of the popular will.

      Your argument up above, that the government mustn't always side with the majority because the popular decision is not always the correct one, is a direct violation to the theory of democracy (which is that the popular decision is always the best one), but is a hallmark of a republic. Since you were using the argument, I figured I should at least correct your terminology.

    19. Re:Representatives of the People by Fatalis · · Score: 1

      Okay, I accept that I was wrong. Thanks for correcting me.

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  16. [subject censored in the public interest] by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they have an inch, they'll brag to the girls that it's at least a foot. And promptly try to block any access to evidence and squelch any opinion close to the truth.

    Look carefully at any would-be censors, for they likely have something to hide, and merely seek to conceal it behind a bigger screen...

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    1. Re:[subject censored in the public interest] by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>If they have an inch, they'll brag to the girls that it's at least a foot

      I just tell them that all the nerves are at the entrance, and therefore you don't need more than 1-2 inches anyway. ..... Ooops. I've said too much.

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    2. Re:[subject censored in the public interest] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So that's why he (Conroy) loudly proclaims anyone against the filter is a pedophile?

    3. Re:[subject censored in the public interest] by wdef · · Score: 1

      IIRC the vagina only contains stretch receptors, no touch receptors. So, internally, the vagina does sense distention.

    4. Re:[subject censored in the public interest] by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>IIRC the vagina only contains stretch receptors, no touch receptors. So, internally, the vagina does sense distention.

      That's depressing news. "Is it in yet? I can't tell."

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  17. But when is having sex with goats wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://wiki.answers.com/Q/When_is_having_sex_with_a_goat_wrong

  18. R18 and X18? by hansamurai · · Score: 4, Funny

    Is there like a master list of all the R18 and X18 sites...? I think I need to check it over to make sure they all deserve to be there.

    1. Re:R18 and X18? by Barny · · Score: 1

      Well, apparently our government has found a few of them, they are not releasing the list (because there are some sites on it that truly deserve to be on it), but I am sure if you either work at an ISP or know someone who does you could get a hold of it.

      And yes, I too appreciate the fact the list is now "Over 9000", considering that a search for "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" on google yields over 16k hits, I am kinda disappointed in them, I am sure I could find a lot more sick sites, maybe I should put in a tender...

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    2. Re:R18 and X18? by bh_doc · · Score: 1

      Amusing as your comment is, it raises one of the disturbing points about what's being proposed by the government here. The blacklist which targets prohibited (not necessarily illegal) sites is maintained in a manner that is completely opaque. The blacklist is secret (that is, until it inevitably leaks), and sites are added to it when some puritan shitstain makes a complaint and a bureaucrat (not from the classification board) decides that a site is "potentially prohibited". No oversight. No appeals.

      The only reason we know that that abortion website was put on the blacklist is because the person who made the complaint (as a test of the system) was nice enough to share the response to his complaint, confirming the addition to the blacklist, with the rest of the world. (Some in the opposition are describing this as a loophole of the system. I'm undecided if I like where they're going with that, or not.)

      The government won't let you know what's on that "master list". It won't tell you why a site has been blocked. You're left to assume that mummy gov. knows what's best for you. The condescension is appalling, let alone the vast open space for political abuse.

    3. Re:R18 and X18? by mgiuca · · Score: 1

      Funny comment. But in all seriousness, this is part of the problem. The blacklist will definitely be a secret so that people like you can't check it over.

      That raises serious concerns that we the public will have no clue what is being blocked (unlike all other forms of censorship in this country).

  19. The fix was in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Aussies! Google 'lspfix' and find a mirror that your filter hasn't blocked yet. Should let you dig out that inane LSP filter quite easily, and most of the lower quality filtering apps won't even do anything to fix it. You're in compliance, at least to the casual eye!

  20. If this bill were to pass... by Jbain · · Score: 1

    does that mean all Aussies would go back to the days of the porn-dialer? This could actually turn into a profitable business strategy!

  21. One reason... by BrokenHalo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    One reason why support for the blocking is so low in this nanny state might well stem from the fact that there is still a significantly large proportion of the population who cannot get any connection better than dialup (if that), who would find their snail-like traffic grind to a halt.

    If you're a city-dweller, you're fine, but there are lots of areas, not necessarily even very far from cities, where broadband access is poor or non-existent. Needless to say, our government's priorities are not appreciated in those areas.

  22. Scrubs by choas · · Score: 1

    Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany Amber Thiiiieeeessen! Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective.

    One: If someone's standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

    Two: I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"

    Three and most importantly of all: The only way to be respected as a doctor -- nay, respected as a man -- is to be an island; you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.

    Isn't that right, Spike?

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    1. Re:Scrubs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, Janice, Denise, Tiffany Amber Thiiiieeeessen! Lemme go ahead and share a little something special with you that I like to call Perry's Perspective.

      One: If someone's standing in front of me in line at the coffee shop and they can't decide what they want in the half an hour it took to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill them.

      Two: I'm fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called "Bring back the porn!"

      Three and most importantly of all: The only way to be respected as a doctor -- nay, respected as a man -- is to be an island; you are born alone, you damn sure die alone.

      Isn't that right, Spike?

      I'm fairly sure if they took all of the _________ off the internet, there'd be a huge proliferation of new sites, all of which would be called "Bring back the _________!"

      To paraphrase Morbo, "THE INTERNET DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY"

  23. Squeeze by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The harder you squeeze the more you piss off the electorate.

    1. Re:Squeeze by BlastQuake · · Score: 1

      The harder you squeeze the more you piss _on_ the electorate.

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    2. Re:Squeeze by dpastern · · Score: 1

      I wonder what would happen if 50% of the population took a class action against the Federal government for this?

      If every ISP has the balls, they could simply say "no". What is the Federal government going to do, put them all out of business and hand Telstra a monopoly of the entire market? You'd have riots in the streets.

      I just hope blackhats start owning enough machines and start attacking government departments and bringing them down. Continously.

      I should be careful what I say, it's no secret that *everything* that we say on the Internet, or mobile phones goes through a filter already, for certain keywords. People who utter these keywords get a government file on them and get monitored more than the average joe bloe. The government will never admit this, but I can guarantee you that it happens. 100% guarantee it.

      Now if enough people start sending EMails to friends and family with these key words, said government bodies will be overwhelmend with data that they cannot process. It'll make what they are illegally doing moot. No matter what the crime, the government does NOT have the right to spy on the populace. Never. Ever.

      We are getting to the point with modern society that we either stand up and make a stand now against these politcal tyrants, or roll over and cop it up the rear. I'd rather be fighting for my rights, and my freedoms than bowing to this, or any other government's illegal political interference.

      Dave

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      Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
  24. New site blocked! by clickety6 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Conroy .. said [the list] would also block sites depicting ... "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality".

    Latest site added to the list:

              http://australia.gov.au/

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  25. Oblig. Bash.org by frieko · · Score: 4, Funny

    The most secure computer in the world is one not connected to the internet.
    <FreeFrag> Thats why I recommend Telstra ADSL.

  26. Not out of the woods yet by amorphic101 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'm elated to hear that Senator Xenophon has withdrawn his support and I agree that this is a major blow to the (dis)honourable Senator Conroy and his cronies. However this is still far from over, as the EFA point out: http://www.efa.org.au/2009/02/26/xenophon-opposes-mandatory-isp-filtering-but-fight-not-over-yet/

    However doomed, this is still government policy and it's entirely possible that Xenophon's vote could be won back if the government agrees to back other causes close to his heart. There's also the possiblity of Liberal senators crossing the floor, (the Liberals were the ones to introduce the "Black List" after all) or of Labor winning more Senate seats in the future to give them a more powerful standing in the senate.

    Having said all that this is definitely the best news we've had for a while on the Aussie net censorship issue. In your face Conroy!

    1. Re:Not out of the woods yet by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It's really just the price of Feilding, so I can see the government say "sorry, we tried our best mate so you still owe us a vote" while pretty well all of them except for Conroy will be secretly cheering. However, expect more weird fundamentalist crap to follow and potentially a revival of this one later on no matter which party is in government if the senate is still a close contest.

  27. Transparent by anomaly256 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Ignored all expert advice.. Expanded the scope beyond it's original intention despite this.. Decided to bypass the larger, more popular, more mainstream ISPs during trialling and instead used a very select few mainly used by 'ma and pa kettle' types who would be ignorant of anything should their net one day be slow and half missing.. Isn't it obvious? This was never about morality or protecting the innocent. This was about instigating a control mechanism. The ability to shut you up and control your perceptions. Or.. perhaps he really thought he was doing the right thing, and going about it the right way. Really, either way you look at it, either his motives or his competency do nothing but put Australians at risk of being subjugated. He needs to be impeached. Now, I'm all for his originally claimed intention. But I think we need to find someone else to implement it. Someone with half a fricken clue and no ulterior motives.

    1. Re:Transparent by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

      NB: I'm aware iPrimus are by no means a small ISP, however their contribution for the trial was opt-IN, and only on a still-very-small select group...

    2. Re:Transparent by Techman83 · · Score: 1

      They aren't that large in the scheme of things either.

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  28. The Letter and Site in Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/acma-anti-abortion-prohibited/

    In response to a complaint about an anti-abortion web page showing photographs of what appears to be aborted fetuses, ACMA has declared the page âprohibited or potential prohibited contentâ(TM). The Whirlpool member who made the complaint, presumably to gauge ACMAâ(TM)s response to such content, has published the departmentâ(TM)s email:

    Subject: Complaint Reference: 2009000009/ ACMA-691604278
    Date: Wed, 21 Jan 2009 15:45:00 +1100
    From: online@acma.gov.au

    Complaint Reference: 2009000009/ ACMA-691604278

    I refer to the complaint that you lodged with the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA) on 5th January 2009 about certain content made available at:

    http://www.abortiontv.com/Pics/AbortionPictures6.htm

    Following investigation of your complaint, ACMA is satisfied that the internet content is hosted outside Australia, and that the content is prohibited or potential prohibited content.

    The Internet Industry Association (IIA) has a code of practice (http://www.iia.net.au/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=415&Itemid=33) for Internet Service Providers (ISPs) which, among other things, set out arrangements for dealing with such content. In accordance with the code, ACMA has notified the above content to the makers of IIA approved filters, for their attention and appropriate action. The code requires ISPs to make available to customers an IIA approved filter.

    Information about ACMAâ(TM)s role in regulating online content (including internet and mobile content), including what is prohibited or potentially prohibited content is available at ACMAâ(TM)s website at www.acma.gov.au/hotline

    Thank you for bringing this matter to ACMAâ(TM)s attention.

  29. Given that definition... by Benfea · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...I would have assumed they were going to block sites like Rapture Ready and the Hannity forums.

  30. Well... by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 1

    Any politician who gets behind this will not get re-elected. When less than 10% of the population supports something, it is political suicide to try and hitch your wagon to it. This can only weed out the moronic politicians, let them idiots say they support this. Then when it fails, everyone will know who NOT to vote for next time.

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    1. Re:Well... by amorphic101 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heard a conspiracy theory of sorts back when the censorship plan was first coming to light. Apparently Conroy isn't particularly popular even within his own party and the story went that the 'net censorship legislation was given to him in the hope that it would fail as catastrophically as it seems on track to do.

      After it blows up in his face, his peers in the Labor party would have a good excuse to push him out. It does sound a bit far-fetched but hope springs eternal...

    2. Re:Well... by morgauo · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Republicans in the US did the same with Bush. Looking at the congress... it seems to have worked yet backfired :-)

    3. Re:Well... by sticky.pirate · · Score: 1

      Any politician who gets behind this will not get re-elected. When less than 10% of the population supports something, it is political suicide to try and hitch your wagon to it.

      I think you're over-estimating the attention span of most voters. When re-election time comes around, the message won't be "I supported a measure that only 10% of you were in favor of and my opponent was against it", it will be "I'm tough on internet crime and my opponent supports open access to child pornography". Most people will probably not remember the issues in detail, but will definitely hear the election-time rhetoric.

    4. Re:Well... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Thanks to the weird Telstra situation (communications monopoly nearly half owned by the government (future fund) but the government doesn't get any say due, and shareholders get ignored) the Communications portfolio is a pretty thankless job. The previous government dumped it's dead wood from infuential factions there - Conroy is probably in the same situation.

  31. Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Now, I'm not saying being against abortion is wrong, you have the right to your beliefs, but if the web page they blocked was like the signs they posted on the roads when protesting the Planned Parenthood going up in the Aurora/Naperville IL area, I can understand why it went on the filter(note that I am against the filter in general, just playing devil's advocate on why that specific page may have been blocked). They would post shit like pictures of cut-up late stage abortions and dead fully developed babies (as in, unlikely to have come from a legal abortion anyway). Now, I've never seen a pro-choice campaign smear ads everywhere with pictures of crack-babies, kids with fetal alcohol syndrome, and other abused children, so why do anti-abortion campaigners have to basically troll shock pictures to get their point across?

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    1. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Kidbro · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not saying being against abortion is wrong, you have the right to your beliefs, but if the web page they blocked was like the signs they posted on the roads when protesting the Planned Parenthood going up in the Aurora/Naperville IL area, I can understand why it went on the filter

      There's a huge difference between posting signs on the road and having a web page.
      One you must actively seek out on your own, presumably in the comfort of your home.
      The other is shoved in your face under circumstances where, if you overreact to the pictures, you may cause the death of yourself and the people around you.

      Censorship of the web may be excusable in very extreme circumstances. I have yet to find such a circumstance.

    2. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Good point, and I agree wholeheartedly. If they are really worried about children being affected by content on the web, then they should provide tools for the parents and let it be voluntary. Protecting children from themselves should be the parents' responsibility, not the government's. My point was that there might be a reason it was added to the filter list other than just the fact that it is anti-abortion. Going by the types of things they are blocking, those pictures would probably be considered "offensive" and "prohibited".

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    3. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      so why do anti-abortion campaigners have to basically troll shock pictures to get their point across?

      Because it's hard to get people excited with photos of blastocysts drying out in petri dishes?

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    4. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by hansamurai · · Score: 1

      Hmm... that would be pretty annoying. In my neck of the woods they just put up pictures of cute babies and pull at your heart strings I guess.

    5. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but the idea is sure making me hungry...

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    6. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The tools parents use are of a good example of why this cannot work, they do not have never and cannot stop kids looking at anything they want on the internet ...

      The only "tool" that works is put the computer in a family room and be around them when they are using it, this is 100% foolproof and may even lead to them speaking to their children occasionally ...

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    7. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Ideally, you are right. Even the best web-filtering tools cannot be perfect. It would probably be easier to stop spam reliably than to filter web content. I do work for schools and they are forced by law to implement web-filtering. While probably a vast majority of "inappropriate" sites are blocked, there is always some new proxy or a site that hasn't yet been categorized. It would be far more effective if the teachers watched the students better and if parents would teach their kids not to look up porn at school.

      My point in saying they should provide tools to parents is to try to appease the people pushing for the filtering while not promoting censorship on a mandatory government level. Plus, maybe if the parents were forced to put a little more effort into enforcing this themselves, they might become better parents.

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    8. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by moose_hp · · Score: 1

      [...] so why do anti-abortion campaigners have to basically troll shock pictures to get their point across?

      It's called Appealling to emotion.

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    9. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by TheTurtlesMoves · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For the same reason that all life is sacred, but killing abortion doctors is a ok.

      Extreme groups are (almost) always wrong.

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    10. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by dancpsu · · Score: 2, Interesting
      For the same reason that all life is sacred, but killing abortion doctors is a ok.

      I'm not going to argue against abortion or defend fringe groups, but your logic does not follow.

      If there was a serial killer who had escaped from maximum security prison several times to continue killing, then by killing him, it would preserve more lives. Therefore, killing someone is in line with protecting all life, because all alternatives lead to more lives lost.

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    11. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I understand that you are not defending them, but how does your logic follow? Abortion doctors aren't serial killers escaping from prison. They are certified physicians performing a legal, albeit controversial, practice. If one does not agree with the law of the land, then they should work to get it changed or leave. Vigilantism of this kind is just not acceptable. Besides, it seems to me that one of the major foundations of many religions is the 10 Commandments. "Thou shalt not kill" is a statement that in no uncertain terms people should not kill other people. Not at all. Never. Under no circumstances is this acceptable. Yet many are killing others in the name of God. Can anyone make sense of this?

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    12. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They are certified physicians performing a legal, albeit controversial, practice.

      Would murder be perfectly acceptable if it were legal? Because that is the crux of the issue: Is abortion murder?

    13. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there is no good reason for a government to block a website.

    14. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those tools are already freely available here in Australia. The government paid for filtering software which they give freely to anyone who wants it. Apparently the number of people who actually did download this software was so low that they decided they're just going to force everyone to be filtered instead. Too many people didn't make the "correct" choice it would seem.

    15. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by mibus · · Score: 1

      I looked at the page in question, and closed it before it had even finished loading the first couple of images.

      It even freaked me out for a few seconds - but, I figured before I looked that it probably would, given the context.

      I would never host such a thing on my own website, and would be quite happy if nobody ever did so on theirs.

      BUT, I don't want the government blocking it. What's it going to prove? Where are we heading with this, block anything that's "offensive" or "disgusting"? Where will it end, if we start?

      I don't want to live in a world where VPN access is outlawed and the internet operates on a non-P2P, "whitelist-only" model.

      Make the filter optional; I might even sign up for it - I do have small kids, and it'd be nice as a little extra protection from accidents. But they'll be using a computer in a public area of the house, supervised. And if there's no filter, I'll just install one on a home proxy instead.

      I am an Australian adult, a parent. Give me my choice.

    16. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      The previous government did exactly that. They bought a ton of licenses for some client-based filtering software and set it up so the Australian people could download it for free. Almost nobody took up the offer which should speak volumes about what the general public thinks of filtering.

    17. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Is masturbation murder? Some people believe it is. Should those people go and kill those that masturbate? That was my point. Murdering others because you believe they are murderers themselves just makes you another murderer.

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    18. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Actually, according to some other responses above, the Australian government did purchase a bunch of licenses to some blocking software that they were giving away to citizens. Apparently some people don't think that is good enough (read: they are too fucking stupid and/or lazy to install it themselves) and wanted the whole country filtered.

      Anyway, I am sorry if it looks like I am condoning the filter. I am not, and I now realize that I should have worded my subject differently. I would be furious if my country were doing this. My point was only to point out that it was likely that the page wasn't blocked to silence opinions about abortion, but because of the content (confirmed by you to be some nasty pictures). I'd bet they block goatse and tubgirl as well.

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    19. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Murdering others because you believe they are murderers themselves just makes you another murderer.

      I do not question this.
      My point was that they aren't getting this worked up over a procedure as benign as removing tonsils.

    20. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      And my point was that dancpsu's logic didn't hold water because a doctor that performs abortions isn't the same as as a serial killer that keeps escaping jail to kill again. Abortions are legal, but obviously there is disagreement about whether it should be or not. Murder and escaping prison are both illegal and you would be hard-pressed to find someone that disagrees. Anyway, I think we are both arguing about different things and missing each other's points. Agree?

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    21. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      Very well.

    22. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    23. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Anti abortion nuts (yes, I'll call them nuts), are simply Catholic right wing idiots. Religion should never become involved with politics. We already have the Catholic Bullshit religion â interfering politically with other religion's beliefs (marrying more than one woman, legal under Muslim law, is illegal in most western, pro Catholic countries). Religious discrimination? You betcha. Now, let's consider euthanasia. Again, barring religous beliefs, someone has the right to choose when *they* want to die. More so those who are terminally ill. What right does the fucking Pope have to tell me I can't end my life if I'm in pain and suffering from a terminal illness if I'm NOT a Catholic? If I'm a Jew, a Muslim, A Hindu, a Buddhist, a Pagan, the Catholic point of view is irrelevant to my personal, theological and religious beliefs. Yet, it is *forced* on me. What about respect for my beliefs?

      Most of these wankers in politics are right wing religious nutto fucktards, who couldn't shit a good idea out of their asses. I say down with them, fuck them off, and put in *real* people who will make *real* decisions, not based on religion, or bribes from the rich, the powerful, and big business.

      Dave

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      Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
    24. Re:Anti-abortion website blocked for good reason? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The crux of the issue is actually: do Australians want mandatory ISP-level filtering of murder OR abortion?

      Well, I don't.

      So I don't care if it WAS blocked for a good reason. Even in a case when a web page shows something I don't think they should be allowed to publish - murder victims, say - this is not the way to try to fix it. This is stupid and impractical.

      (Pro-choice, for the record).

  32. Winnah, winnah, chicken dinnah! by kheldan · · Score: 1

    Finally, someone over there shows a modicum of common sense! Did anybody REALLY think that their absurd plans for filtering would actually see daylight?
    Oh, and by the way: "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality" read as: "goatse".

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  33. Re: Now if only the UK would drop its stupid schem by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

    Great to see that common sense has at last prevailed.

    Because ONE man in power is not a complete asshole? What if he gets hit by a bus?

  34. Stephen Conroy by cparker15 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Stephen Conroy is an asshat.

    That is all. Carry on.

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    1. Re:Stephen Conroy by Barny · · Score: 1

      If I had mod points, you would have just been marked "informative +1", but alas, not today Josephine.

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      /me sighs
    2. Re:Stephen Conroy by Namarrgon · · Score: 1

      Oh, and he's not a Senator, either. He's a Minister.

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  35. Senatoring is Super Easy! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would appear that being a senator, representative, member of parliament, or any other breed of legislator is ridiculously easy. All you have to do is read the proposed legislation line by line. If you are able to match the current line to "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA! HAHA!", stop reading and vote NO.

  36. The Frightening Aspect... by Zancarius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is sad about this, sadder than even Australia coming within an inch of this level of censorship, is that a government could let itself get so out of control.

    What's frightening about this, though, is that other Western governments are probably using this as a test case to determine the efficacy of such censorship (and whether public opinion will effectively bend over and take it).

    Make no mistake about it, there are forces in the US and UK alike that would very much appreciate this level of censorship, perhaps even under the guise of limiting/preventing piracy.

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    1. Re:The Frightening Aspect... by Teun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Please don't confuse The World with the Anglo-Saxon world.

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    2. Re:The Frightening Aspect... by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

      What's frightening about this, though, is that other Western governments are probably using this as a test case to determine the efficacy of such censorship (and whether public opinion will effectively bend over and take it).

      Seeing how this whole thing is collapsing at this point, I hope the other governments are watching very closely.

    3. Re:The Frightening Aspect... by Fluffeh · · Score: 1

      perhaps even under the guise of limiting/preventing piracy.

      Silly boffin! It's for the CHILDRENZ!

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    4. Re:The Frightening Aspect... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hope not. If other governments are watching very closely it'll be so they don't make the same mistakes.

  37. What does it take? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to be "revolting and abhorrent" in a nation founded by convicts?

  38. Ding dong by morgauo · · Score: 1

    The witch is dead...

  39. Fitting, and a Quote from Reagan! by Zancarius · · Score: 1

    And you in the US - don't think you're far behind. Your bunch of idiots wait to see what oppressive regime the bunch of idiots in Europe can impose on their populace before imposing it on you...

    Oh, there's no doubt about this. I mentioned in a previous post that we in the US appear to be using things like this as a test case (without actually committing to it) to determine if the concept would fly. There are a few members of Congress who have openly expressed their sentiments as pro-filtration.

    Unfortunately, I think they'll point to ongoing piracy as the illegal activity which requires immediate censorship. It seems much easier to sell the stories of whiny, multi-billion dollar corporations losing money to the likes of cheap college students than to complain about smut. Oh, and the children. You can never feel too sorry for the children.

    The disgusting part about this is that that government has essentially said "We feel you're to incompetent to know what's good for you."

    It does remind me of a quote attributed to Ronald Reagan, though: "The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'"

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    1. Re:Fitting, and a Quote from Reagan! by wdef · · Score: 1

      ongoing piracy as the illegal activity

      Governments seem to be using "Think Of the Children" rather more than the slightly less popular "We'll Arrest You Because Your MP3s Are Illegal".

      Like in Australia and the UK, it'll be "Children Are Being Perverted and Harmed and Downright Molestated Because They Just Might see a Nekkid Booty on the World Wide Sex Net and Even If they Don't They Will Be". Ergo: "Let's Filter the Bejeezuz Out of Everything". And there's the whole internet predator boogeyman, even though research has shown it is incredibly unlikely for a child to come across one of these.

    2. Re:Fitting, and a Quote from Reagan! by onceuponatime · · Score: 1

      Those little rats ("The children") in the fastest time are adults and then no one cares. This is just like little puppy dogs, everyone loves them when they are little and then when they are adults they are often quickly forgotten.

      It may surprise some to know then most of a human's life is spent as an adult. Adults whose needs and wishes are quickly forgotten. Like the wish to be view their world uncensored.

      And I don't know where people get the idea that pornography harms children anyway. If you have no access to any pornography as a kid you better be one of the cool crowd that is getting some or your fast be suffering some big time frustrations :-) Frankly I think that more psychological harm is done by being completely shielded from sexuality as a child. Put your hands up all those who never ever saw any pornography as a child and I'll see if I can arrange for some therapy for you.

  40. Basically he only wants to block one site by know1 · · Score: 1

    4chan

  41. Re: Now if only the UK would drop its stupid schem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >What if he gets hit by a bus
    Then i would kindly ask for a video so i can laugh.

  42. Re: i'm ashamed to be an aussie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I"m running out of places to move to should this get through.

    Not going to the UK. They have net censorship already, and that CCTV crap ( although personally, I like it because if I hang out there and someone assaults me there's a good chance it will be caught on TV. But I completely respect others' expectations not to have their lives filmed by the government! ).

    Certainly not going to the USA, sorry. Your government is owned by big industry, and a majority of you are dumb sheep who vote for idiots. Your human rights record is appalling, and your public transport sucks.

    At this stage, I'm tossing up between Germany and Russia. Sure, Russia has some problems, but there is a great sense of community, I'm a white heterosexual which will help keep me safe, and their women are hot.

    Germany has the autobahn, a greater prevalence of english speakers, is centrally located for european travel, and the declining population in berlin means accommodation is cheap!

  43. I am an Aussie... by rohan972 · · Score: 1

    ... and I am happy for you to send me money! I'll put it to good use and will also be voting against Conroy.

  44. Whoever wrote this is a clueless Yank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This had to have been wrote in America.
    Australia doesn't have _any_ senators, it
    has MP's (members of parliament).

    I think Douglas Adams had it right when
    ho observed that pretty much everyone in
    the US wrongly believes that the rest of
    the world is a state Called Foreign (sate
    code FN).

    Open source seems to be changing that to
    International (sate code INTR) but the
    problem remains.

    1. Re:Whoever wrote this is a clueless Yank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:Whoever wrote this is a clueless Yank by caviare · · Score: 1

      Your are incorrect. Australia has senators who are also members of parliament. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Senate

  45. Australia political sideshow by macraig · · Score: 1

    Why is it that some Australian politicians seem to be exaggerated versions of the worst politicians that the United States has to offer? Are they publicly auditioning for some as-yet-unnamed reality show? Reading about the antics of people like Conroy and John Howard has been more entertaining than Big Brother or Survivor.

    1. Re:Australia political sideshow by aXis100 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should hear what this crazy George W Bush was doing....
      Winning an election with a minority, reading books upside down, sending people off to illegal wars and making hilarous mistakes in speeches.

      All polititians look stupid if all you see is foreign news - bad news travels much faster. That said alot of them look pretty terrible in the local new too ...

  46. English Language Lesson (NSFW) by zooblethorpe · · Score: 3, Funny

    For additional effect you may prefix a language construct which could only be defined as a pre-offensive such as "fucking".

    Hopefully we will soon update our finest Oxford dictionaries to include these useful and flexible language constructs and terms.

    Meanwhile, on the other side of the puddle, we already have this useful word fully incorporated in our official lexicon, even to the point of being included in English language lessons, such as this one (though the atrocious spelling might also be indicative of something...).

    The useful and versatile F word is one of the few that may be used in just about every major grammatical category -- sometimes even all in the same sentence.

    That fucking fucker's fucking fucked!

    (And, lest I miss out on the Meme Train:)

    Also, fuck you. :)

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    "A four-foot prune."
    1. Re:English Language Lesson (NSFW) by drsparkly · · Score: 1

      Gratuitous Chaser post for some Aussie humour: Tourist ad campaign

    2. Re:English Language Lesson (NSFW) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget smurf.

      Smurf you.

      I'd like to smurf all of these censors.

    3. Re:English Language Lesson (NSFW) by dpastern · · Score: 1

      This post is now censored and will be removed.

      The Australian government thanks you for your patience.

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  47. Hah... by Linktoreality · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "revolting and abhorrent phenomena" that "offend against the standards of morality" This coming from Australia, the nation descended from Britain's convicts? I kid. Really, I'm glad it has reached this conclusion- I was rather worried about other countries deciding to emulate the plan if it went through.

  48. Australia has ... by Akita24 · · Score: 1

    ... a senator who actually checked facts on something before voting on it. And nobody coerced or bribed him into changing his vote? Somebody down there needs to find out what's gone wrong with your political system.

  49. Conroy expanded the list to block Adult R18+ and X by godless+dave · · Score: 1

    Conroy openly added sites with legal content to the list. And no word from other government ministers? That is messed up.

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  50. This isn't torpedoed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is only torpedoed for this term, because Labour doesn't have a senate majority (thank God). Watch out for that cunning Rudd, he knows how to easily extract votes from the people (just look what his $900 "free" handout did to his poll numbers!) If you want this to be completely scuttled you need to not vote Labour at all in the next election.

  51. Anti-abortion website? Idiot. by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

    One would think that the biggest supporters of the censorship plan would be the Australian Religious Right. So blocking anti-abortion web sites would be...counterproductive, to say the least. Thanks, buddy, you just pissed off your allies.

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    1. Re:Anti-abortion website? Idiot. by Mendoksou · · Score: 1

      That seemed to be the underlying purpose of the user who suggested it. Props to him, if that's the case. "He said his motive was to test the system and show that web pages not showing material connected with sexual abuse of children could end up on the blacklist." What gets me is that they'll tag an anti-abortion website as "abusive to children." Hatespeech, disturbing images, or the like maybe, but sexual abuse? Meh, this reminds me of my college's wonderful censorship program Websense, which at one point had the Google homepage tagged for "gambling."

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  52. Mr. Conroy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quote "it would also block sites depicting drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, violence or 'revolting and abhorrent phenomena' that 'offend against the standards of morality.'"

    Mr. Conroy:
    I am not offended or revolted by, nor do I abhor, depictions of drug use, crime, sex, cruelty, or violence. Which morality are you talking about? Actually, don't answer that - it doesn't matter, since everyone follows their own set of morals, and you can't base legislation on any of them.

    I know that it makes you uncomfortable to think that people like me (i.e. different from you) exist and deserve equal treatment, but that's life. You can get off your high horse or continue having your every effort castrated and your name vilified by those of us who don't support discrimination.

  53. Argh! The plan is NOT torpedoed! by coljac · · Score: 1

    A journalist reports on a minor development, uses some colourful language ('scuttled'), Twitter goes beserk and now Slashdot is reporting that the whole thing is over.

    One senator changing his mind doesn't mean the plan is over. It's still official Government policy. A live trial is still being conducted by six ISPs.

    Having one less senator who might support the plan is fine, but the Government can water the plan down slightly, pursue a non-legislative means of getting the filtering enacted, or call a new election at any time. Until the Government publicly backs off from the plan, we need to fight it.

    This is really going to throw the spanner into the works of our ability to drum up public opposition (I'm with Electronic Frontiers Australia).

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    1. Re:Argh! The plan is NOT torpedoed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, look at it this way: In politics perception has a way of turning into reality.

      The people need a victory now and then, so don't take this away from them. Now the EFA has done a great job, and should keep its eye on Conroy and his verminous ilk, but when word spreads the plan is DEAD (right now it's been hit and lies a semi bearing down on it bleeding on the road, no where near a legal crossing btw) Conroy will have the stench of failure all over him. That's the political kiss of death that vile bag of organs needs. Doubt Rudd would sack him, but no other minister worth their salt would be seen sitting next to him. When Rudd is finally booted out, the next Labor leadership won't touch Conroy. He's as popular as .. well... Stephen Conroy.

  54. Not dead yet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was widely reported that Conroy had expanded the list to cover R18+ and X18+. He was always talking about using the ACMA list which contains R18+, X18+ and has provisions to block MA15+ if it is sold commercially (nuts huh).

    It's just that the list has had more political scrutiny in senate Estimates and reporters have started picking up that despite what Conroy said, the list isn't mostly child porn. It's more than half legal content.

    The plan isn't necessarily torpedoed either. Labor didn't have the votes to get this through before Xenophon made his intentions clear. (he already was saying things like he didn't see how it could work previously). The govt has been pushing on regardless, so we can expect all sorts of horse trading and bs coming up.

  55. The numbers don't add up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can someone please explain this to me? If the Libs and the Greens were already opposed to it, wasn't this already blocked in the senate? What difference does Xenephon's vote make?

  56. Re: Now if only the UK would drop its stupid schem by wdef · · Score: 1
    I didn't say common sense prevailed as a happy result of the democratic process. I said:

    as much due to a lucky accident of the numbers in the Senate

    That's your one man.

  57. Parliament to censor itself? by digital21c · · Score: 1

    Would blocking 'revolting and abhorrent phenomena' that 'offend against the standards of morality' result in the proceedings of federal parliament itself being blocked? After all, last week saw four members of the House of Representatives ejected for unruly conduct, with two banned for 24 hours. (http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,23257136-601,00.html)

  58. How about a middle-of-the-road solution? by Ashriel · · Score: 1

    Pass out a free, government-approved "decent" web browser with filtration hard-coded into it. The browser can check any address requested against the government blacklist and censor out the "indecent" websites.

    This allows the people who want filtered content to get what they want, relieves the burden from the ISPs, doesn't slow down the internet for anyone, and allows those who want it free access to everything.

    Or am I missing the point? Is this not so much about enabling people with moral sensitivity as it is about controlling the free flow of information?

    1. Re:How about a middle-of-the-road solution? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      Pass out a free, government-approved "decent" web browser with filtration hard-coded into it.

      The previous government tried that (offered free filtering software), a 16yr old teen broke it in 30 minutes, the government patched it and the same teen rebroke it in 40 minutes. In the year that it was available less then 4% of Australian families downloaded it. Massive waste of my money as an Aussie worker, I would have rather it went into the education budget where it can do some real good for Aussie kids.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    2. Re:How about a middle-of-the-road solution? by Ashriel · · Score: 1

      The previous government tried that (offered free filtering software), a 16yr old teen broke it in 30 minutes

      Of course he did. The same teenager would probably have no issue getting around ISP filtration, either. Really, the only difference is where the call to check the blacklist is made.

      (Incidentally, I was thinking more of filtration built-in to a browser with no off switch - a browser literally incapable of rendering a page without an official OK from the government servers, which is a bit more secure than a filtration add-on.)

      Filtration isn't hard to beat - a simple proxy gets around it just fine. It's not really designed well for stopping people from getting where they really want to go on the internet. It's for people who want to "see no evil". Essentially, filtration is for people who want filtration. Which is why forcing it one everybody is both unethical and ineffective.

      The only surefire way to prevent "indecent" material on the internet is to dispatch specialist teams around the world (completely disregarding sovereignty) that show up at the physical servers and eliminate the human element present, and then proceed to blow up/burn down the buildings. Somehow I don't see Australia going that far.

    3. Re:How about a middle-of-the-road solution? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      I think you missed the point.

      It was made available to everyone, for free but only 4% of families (families, not individuals) even downloaded it. It was a pretty clear indication that the vast majority of the population thought this was unnecessary. Hopefully this has given you an insight into how Australians thinks the situation should be handled.

      I also suggest you lookup the meaning of the phrase "sure fire". If you supposition was true, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan would be well and truely won and there would be no sharing of copyrighted material on the internet. But just as the RIAA/MPIAA went after Napster and Kazaa file sharing became decentralised (bit torrent). Try doing this with violence and people will do the same thing, they'll scatter and find new ways to communicate.

      Law enforcement is more effective when the criminals don't feel they need to try so hard or be so meticulous, they get sloppy and make mistakes and it the mistakes that lead to most arrests.

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      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
  59. so....... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    he will b the 1st one filtered outter this internet
    live @home urself alone

  60. The real news is that legislation is required by caviare · · Score: 1

    Legal advice has been obtained recently that the Australian government cannot implement the internet filter without legislating. That is the real news here.

    Both the greens and the opposition spokesmen oppose the filter. Xenophon's vote would be crucial only if there was a coalition split on the issue, such as if the National party senators split from their opposition colleagues.

    There doesn't seem to be any evidence of this. Either the Fairfax article is incorrect or their journalists know something that's not been made public.

  61. Conroy is a genius by grumpy_ferret · · Score: 1

    He made it his job to download naughty pictures from the internet

  62. Re:Sign Here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/ClimateActionNow&id=535

  63. Re: Sign Here.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or you could sign the one about the Internet.
    http://www.getup.org.au/campaign/SaveTheNet/442

    Put a widgit on your bosses site. Ya know they will love it

  64. YES! by ryszard99 · · Score: 1

    i know i'm a bit late in this thread, but YES! as an aussie, i'm pretty happy about this.

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  65. Missing Australia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an Australian living in Europe for the last year I've been feeling a little nostalgic lately..

    Not any more. This just reminded me of why I left. Small minded thinking by leaders and the fact they think that determining my moral rights is ok??

    F**K That!! I'm staying in Switzerland... yes, yes I know!!