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  1. Re:That's Funny. on Study Links Pacific Coastal Warming To Changing Winds · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    STOP IT!

    You can't TAX the WIND!!!

  2. Re:Hosted in the US? on Service Promises To Leak Your Documents If the Government Murders You · · Score: 3, Interesting

    1, 2, 3, (deep breath)...

    "HONEYPOT!"

  3. Re:EVEN IF! on "Big Bang Signal" Could All Be Dust · · Score: 0

    Even if it is all dust, the discovery is "nothing to sneeze at"!

    Or... I could say,

    "Even if it is all dust the discovery is nothing -- To sneeze at."

  4. EVEN IF! on "Big Bang Signal" Could All Be Dust · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Even if it is all dust, the discovery is "nothing to sneeze at"!

  5. Re:SLASHDOT MISSED THE "NERDS" ANGLE on Secret Service Critics Pounce After White House Breach · · Score: 1

    I annoyed my kids when they were younger - pointing out the only Pokemon with a power I admired was Snorlax.

  6. SLASHDOT MISSED THE "NERDS" ANGLE on Secret Service Critics Pounce After White House Breach · · Score: 1

    Buried lede?

    Man jumps White House fence, enters building DRESSED AS PIKACHU!

  7. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Herding Cats - Hurd and Catz. LULZ.

  8. Re:Is there a single field that doesn't? on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 1

    Who?

    That's DOCTOR Who, to you, Sir!
     

  9. Re:I FIND THIS HIGHLY... on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 1

    It's a little [illogical] to say a tomato is a vegetable. It's very [illogical] to say it's a suspension bridge.

    Logic is a binary function. Something is in a logical set - or it is not. Being illogical is not a synonym for being mistaken. Degrees of precision are irrelevant for set inclusion. Fuzzy logic is not logic.

    BTW: It is illogical to conclude that a Tomato in NOT a vegetable, simply because it belongs to a taxonomical subclass, "fruit". It as if I were to say your testicle is not animal.

  10. Re:Is there a single field that doesn't? on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 2

    Hey!

    Us handsome dudes get extra rewards too. Just because we look so fucking good.

  11. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    They'll need to find a new name for the company now. ORACLE = One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

    I wish I'd heard that one before, when I could have used it!

    But? I'm enjoying the hell out of it now.

  12. I FIND THIS HIGHLY... on Science Has a Sexual Assault Problem · · Score: 1

    "I find this highly... Illogical."

    BTW: What's with the adverb, Spock? A thing is in the category of logical distribution, or it is not. The presumption "Highly" is an illogical value judgement.

  13. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 2

    Tsk - it's called Myanmar Shave now.

    Aye. And I'll raise a Mumbai Sapphire martini to that!

  14. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 0

    Burma Shave?

  15. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Be Low.

  16. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Below

    Below...

  17. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    Below

  18. Re:DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 1

    He's gone where the goblins go,

  19. DING DONG! on Oracle CEO Larry Ellison Steps Down · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Wicked Witch is dead!

  20. Re:Protect us against cyber-threats? on NSA Director Says Agency Is Still Trying To Figure Out Cyber Operations · · Score: 1

    Convert to Islam or die.

    This is not, nor has it ever been a central tenet of Islam. This cannot be viewed in political or historical isolation.

    "Convert to Christianity under Papal authority or die by red-hot poker" was a governing principal of church and state - at the center of Europe's most powerful empire, for nearly 200 years. It was never the message of Jesus, regardless of your belief in Christianity. But scripture and political expropriation of pseudo-theology made that it seem so.

    I hope someday you have a daughter who marries a an African Muslim. You might be forced to reconsider many of the things that you "know" so assuredly.

  21. I LOVE READING PROPAGANDA on ISIS Bans Math and Social Studies For Children · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's so much EASIER than THINKING!

  22. Re:Protect us against cyber-threats? on NSA Director Says Agency Is Still Trying To Figure Out Cyber Operations · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You're a racist cunt. People are people, and want/need basically the same things - if you don't push them into corners and poke at them with sticks.

    The thugs? Products of our selective, post-colonial domination. Nobody rallies round a bully, when they have nothing much to fear.

  23. Re:Protect us against cyber-threats? on NSA Director Says Agency Is Still Trying To Figure Out Cyber Operations · · Score: 0

    YOU ARE THE CYBER-THREATS.

    Exactly. "What you mean 'We', White Man?"

    Why not disband the NSA and instead spend the hundreds of billions of dollars that fascist cess-pit drinks off of the public teat - instead spending a decent fraction on making FRIENDS, not ENEMIES? There are a lot of schools, hospitals and high-school diplomas that could be bought, all round-the-world. You wouldn't have a popular resistance to American influence in the world, were that influence actually benign.

  24. What To Expect With Windows 9 on What To Expect With Windows 9 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    One word answer: "Disappointment"

  25. Re: Why do you hate freedom? on Treasure Map: NSA, GCHQ Work On Real-Time "Google Earth" Internet Observation · · Score: 1

    I can "ghost" MAC on every OS known to man - practically. Most of those with a Berkeley-derived TCP stack are
    sudo ifconfig /dev/device lladdr xx:xx:xx:xx:xx:xx

    What we want here is not to just selfishly hide - but to pollute their collection with billions of plausible "false positive" pseudo computers and mobiles.