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  1. Re:Gender of countries on Help Rename the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: 2

    Well, it makes Los Angeles the arse. San Diego is the perineum, always smeared with the fecal detrius of it's neighbor.

    San Francisco is the sensitive small-of-the-back...

  2. BACK ON TOPIC on Help Rename the Department of Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    I suggest that they rename TSA to STASI or maybe NKVD.

  3. HITLER on Slashdot Asks: Whom Do You Want To Ask About 2012's U.S. Elections? · · Score: -1

    HITLER

    Hitler

    Hitler

    Matt Taibbi

    Hitler

  4. Re:Not blending on Linux Mint 12 to Blend GNOMEs 2 & 3 · · Score: 1

    Mint is wonderful. I have been very pleased, with 10 and 11.

    The "Husse" fortunes, are a reason to switch, all on their own. ;-)

    If they keep the network proxy controls from Gnome2 on Gnome 3, I will then be a happy man with 12.

  5. Re:Results how? on EU Scientists Working On Laser To Rip a Hole In Spacetime · · Score: 1

    Different strokes for different folks...

  6. Re:Results how? on EU Scientists Working On Laser To Rip a Hole In Spacetime · · Score: 1

    I get first dibs on trying to make some time with evil Uhura, when she shows up!

    If shes' evil, why is her name still "Freedom"?

  7. Re:The article asks "Why?" on EU Scientists Working On Laser To Rip a Hole In Spacetime · · Score: 1

    Don't worry. What will they pay for it with?

    Euros?

    Har! It's to larf, really!

  8. Re:Bust: ARM vs Intel on HP Slate 2: Brilliant or Bust? · · Score: 1

    God.

    Windows will ALWAYS suck. It's a universal constant.

    Get that NOW.

    Look at the "Metro" phone 7. WHAT THE FUCK is that ENORMOUS black bar eating 20% of available screen real estate!!???!

    Seriously. I need a fucking, moron GUI control with a tiny arrow on it to know I can swipe sideways?

    Hey, Ballmer, YOU WILL NEVER GET A FUCKING CLUE! YOU WILL ALWAYS SUCK! You can't even chase Apple with half the incompetence of Google!

    Metro is a turd, and there's no polishing it.

  9. Re:HP? on HP Slate 2: Brilliant or Bust? · · Score: 1

    Invertebrate, is the word that comes to my mind.

    Bitch is evil.

  10. Re:Because on Why Microsoft Embraced Gaming · · Score: 1

    Heh. I remember interviews with Alex St. John, where he outlined the history of DirectX, gradually rewriting all of DOS hardware access into the API. It was like virtualization, before virtualization.

    What "architecture"?

  11. Re:This is racist! on When Geeks Meet, Are They More Likely To Have Autistic Kids? · · Score: 1

    I can't believe you guys will listen to Ali G and Borat on neurology or genetics.

  12. Re:Cue Apple fans saying "That could NEVER happen" on Apple To Require Sandboxing For Mac App Store Apps · · Score: 1

    The RACE to PALLADIUM!

    Who'll get there first? Apple? Intel/McAfee?

  13. Re:Because on Why Microsoft Embraced Gaming · · Score: 3, Informative

    This short-hand history does little to explain anything. The XBox did not spring forth from Microsoft, like Athena from the head of Zeus, "because they saw the handwriting on the wall".

    Xbox was an extrapolation of work begun, at least, wit the introduction of DirectX in 1995. Equally, the history of MS Flight Simulator must be considered. This was rooted in a time when consoles were just a scroll and jump away from Pong.

  14. \usr\bsd\games\advent on Fedora Aims To Simplify Linux Filesystem · · Score: 2

    From my cold, dead hands...

  15. US OUT OF NORTH AMERICA! on White House Responds To Software Patents Petition · · Score: 1

    Back when I proposed that OWS topple statues of Ronald Reagan, I wasn't actually sure if any had been established.

    But now, we have the object for our contempt: Nine foot statues of the Patron Saint of Corporate Fascism.

    Read this closely, and I think we can discover from where Cain derived his '9, 9, 9".

    If you crack the head open, is there a miniature, bronze GHW Bush, spinning knobs and pulling puppet-levers?

    I AM OZYMANDIAS! KING of MOTHERFUCKING KINGS! LOOK UPON MY WORKS, OH YE MIGHTY MOTHERFUCKERS, AND DESPAIR!

  16. US == SLAVES OF JABOTINSKY ZIONISTS on US Defunds UNESCO After Palestine Vote · · Score: 1

    Hah Hah! You dumped the English King for some Zionist Death Cult!

  17. Goog Fuckle on Google Maps To Charge For API Usage · · Score: 0

    And the horse they rode in on.

  18. My Condolences on Ask Slashdot: How To Securely Share Passwords? · · Score: 1

    On the WELL_HUNG loss.

    Snark has its place, but first, have some simple regard for a man who's lost his Father.

    "To lose one parent, Mr. Worthing, may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness."
    -- Lady Augusta Bracknell

  19. Re:EPIC headline on OpenBSD 5.0 Unleashed On the World · · Score: 1

    You will never get hired, wearing a ComiCon T-shirt, and opening your sentences by saying: "Actually,..."

  20. COFFEE THEN KILL!!! COFFEE THEN KILL!!! on Military Labs Develop Caffeinated Jerky and "Zapplesauce" · · Score: 0

    DEAD BABIES FOR a better AMERICA!
    Stay awake longer, and KILL more BABIES!

    Hooray, NATO!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUqKY7S4MHw

    I wish I had my face back. Then I could have COFFEE and KILL!!!

  21. Re:HOW CAN YOUR CIO JUSTIFY KEEPING HIS JOB on How Can I Justify Using Red Hat When CentOS Exists? · · Score: 1

    What you say makes sense if you aren't publicly traded, I guess.

    Business is the land of Arse Coverage. Unless you are Google, or a startup, you buy the support.

    Otherwise? You are the accountable party - were you responsible for a perceived incident, or not.

  22. HOW CAN YOUR CIO JUSTIFY KEEPING HIS JOB on How Can I Justify Using Red Hat When CentOS Exists? · · Score: 2

    When he's unable to to transfer his liability and diligence vis a reasonable commitment of support for business critical functions?

    For god sake! Nothing against CentOS - but it's three guys with Rsync and a listserv. One of them went missing at a key moment, a couple years back!

  23. Re:Learn to use English on How Can I Justify Using Red Hat When CentOS Exists? · · Score: 1

    "They don't think it be like it is, but it do
    -- Oscar Gamble

  24. Re:Learn to use English on How Can I Justify Using Red Hat When CentOS Exists? · · Score: 1

    "Then"

  25. Re:CELEBRATE ENDLESS GODWIN on TSA's VIPR Bites Rail, Bus, and Ferry Passengers · · Score: 1

    One billionaire is better represented than 10 million working middle-class producers.

    "Some Animals are more equal than others". == "corporate personhood"+"Money is speech"

    In the US, a "Banana Republic" level of Animal Inequality has been achieved.