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  1. Re:Mind-miners? on Wall Street: Software More Valuable Than Oil · · Score: 1

    Software?

    When the trowsers drop, "James Brown" is still "the hardest working man in show business".

    That's what she said!

  2. That One With The Fish Slapping Dance on Six Python Web Frameworks Compared · · Score: 2

    Really. Best of the lot. Much more direct than those oblique, "All-England Summarise Proust Competition" bits. Leave the PhD at home, and make 'em larf a bit!

  3. Re:Not so much overcomplicates.. on Dashboard Avatar To Replace Car Owner's Manuals · · Score: 2, Funny

    "It looks like you are getting `highway head`.

    Do you want me to start cruise control and the in-dash webcam?

    You can say `Yes`, `No`, `Cruise`, or `Cam`."

  4. Re:I wonder how many times... on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 1
  5. Re:Whose fault is that? on Anonymous Vows To Destroy Facebook · · Score: 1

    Yes,

    That's the beginning of the greatest squandered opportunity and betrayal of trust in modern history.

  6. Re:Um... on Anonymous Vows To Destroy Facebook · · Score: 1

    Remember when you were young
    How the hero was never hung
    Always got away
    Remember how the man
    Used to leave you empty handed
    Always, always let you down

    If you ever change your mind
    About leaving it all behind
    Remember, remember, today
    And don't feel sorry
    The way it's gone
    And don't you worry
    'Bout what you've done

    Remember when you were small
    How people seemed so tall
    Always had their way
    Remember your ma and pa
    Just wishing for movie stardom
    Always, always playing a part
    If you ever feel so sad
    And the whole world is
    driving you mad
    Remember, remember, today
    And don't feel sorry
    'Bout the way it's gone
    And don't you worry
    'Bout what you've done
    Oh, no, remember, remember
    The fifth of November.

  7. Re:I wonder how many times... on DHS Creating Database of Secret Watchlists · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It seems like 1776 had been a wasted effort.

    Rum go, old chap.

  8. That's OK! on Sun Unleashes Most Powerful Flare Since 2006 · · Score: 2
  9. Playing Chicken With Turkey? on Ask Slashdot: How To Combat IP-Based Censorship? · · Score: 2

    It sound like the Turkish government is beginning to emulate the repressive and regressive moral "leadership" established by the totalitarian Internet regimes in Australia, the US and the UK.

    Hey! You get all the free speech you can pay for!

  10. Re:Greetings on Review: Rise of the Planet of the Apes · · Score: 1

    I hate every ape I see,
    From chimpan-A to chimpanzee,
    No, you'll never make a monkey out of me!

  11. Re:Ballmer on In German Trials, Airport Body Scanners Easily Confused · · Score: 1

    BUT HOW WILL MICHAEL CHERTOFF PROFIT?

    We need 100 percent coverage of airports by US mandated scanners, like... yesterday!

    Screw your trials. Deploy our expensive scanning equipment, or we'll send more Oslo-style, Manchurian-candidates to your little chocolate and brioche countries.

  12. Re:Your kidding, right? on Saving Gas Via Underpowered Death Traps · · Score: 1

    Great .sig

  13. Re:Summary is sensationalistic on Google's Self Driving Car Crashes · · Score: 3, Funny

    The article has an update, which says the incident forced a chain-collision among 3 Priuses (Preii?) and an Accord.

    So it appears that only one car was affected.

  14. Re:Your kidding, right? on Saving Gas Via Underpowered Death Traps · · Score: 1

    '72 BUICK SKYLARK!

    That's the only way to automotive safety. Hit a brick wall?

    You'll have to pay for new bricks!

  15. Re:This Was Not China on China's 5-Year Cyberwar Met With Western Silence · · Score: 1

    What you mean "we", white man?

    Judaism is a satanic religion. Like the devil, it's practitioners are forbidden to speak the name of GOD - and like the devil, use deceit to clothe this refusal in mock-piety and false-respect, It is in fact, rejection of God's invocation, and shunning the means of calling for God's attention.

    "For whosoever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved."
    -- Romans 10:13

    "Oh, give thanks to the Lord! Call upon His name."
    -- Psalm 105

    "Whatever the name you call Him, all His names are beautiful."

    -- Quran 17:110

  16. This Was Not China on China's 5-Year Cyberwar Met With Western Silence · · Score: 1

    I'm sure China does their share - like France, Russia... Hell even bleedin' Scotland.

    When you have a serious foreign policy allegation released by the subsidiary of a major corporation, it is wise to question the release as disinformation.

    Again, I would put Israel at the centre of any serious inquiry of large-scale, cyber-espionage.

    Whatever the case, I would categorise this story as misdirection - and would request that the authors disclose their full evidence and sources for public scrutiny - if they are to be taken as legitimate.

  17. Free WiFi EVERYWHERE in London? on London Could Soon Get Free Wi-Fi Everywhere · · Score: 2

    Cor.

    That goes along well wif' our surveillance cameras, dunnit'?

  18. Absorbs AND Releases? on Building Material Absorbs and Releases Heat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Whoa! Just like... matter!

    Can I patent this thermodynamics stuff?

  19. Re:Nonexistent on First Observational Test of the "Multiverse" · · Score: 2

    Look,

    If you wanted to observe multiple universes, I wish you'd have asked me earlier, mate. I'd have introduced you to my neighbour, Benny "The Shroom" Colforth.

  20. Re:This Woman Doesn't Give Two Fucks About "Behavi on Facebook Exec: Online Anonymity Must Go Away · · Score: 1

    'Zaclty my point.

  21. Windows? on Was .NET All a Mistake? · · Score: 1, Funny

    Windows?

    What are these "windows" of which you speak, strange visitor?

  22. WHERE'S THE BLACK GWEN STACY? on Spiderman's Politically Correct Replacement · · Score: 1, Troll

    I am so ready for another comic-book crush.

  23. Re:This Woman Doesn't Give Two Fucks About "Behavi on Facebook Exec: Online Anonymity Must Go Away · · Score: 1

    And pages with UNPRESSED "Like buttons" :-)

    And the fact that they are pressing for legislation and regulation to enforce this, if you are or are not a Facebook user.

    I miss RocketMail, AltaVista and DejaNews.

  24. Re:Thus spoke Ben on Facebook Exec: Online Anonymity Must Go Away · · Score: 1

    "Those who would trade an essential liberty for the profit-taking expansion of a few privileged corporations, deserve to be woken from slumber."

  25. This Woman Doesn't Give Two Fucks About "Behavior" on Facebook Exec: Online Anonymity Must Go Away · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Don't be fooled by this call for accountability. Ethical posturing from the slimebags at Facebook is a laughable farce.

    This is all about the Facebook business model, which is founded on SELLING YOU OUT. The radical expansion of their revenues will come as they encourage efforts to abolish not merely anonymity - but privacy itself.

    It's not anonymity that needs to disappear from the Internet, but Facebook, which in itself presents a far greater evil and threat to individual rights and well being than does the entire aggregation of anonymous expressions...