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Spiderman's Politically Correct Replacement

jbarr writes "In the latest Marvel Comic series 'Ultimate Fallout,' Miles Morales replaces Peter Parker who has been killed off by the Green Goblin. Morales is a half-black, half-Latino teen, and the creators haven't ruled out that he might be gay. From the article: 'Marvel's editor in chief Axel Alonso denied that having a black Spider Man was a publicity stunt. 'What you have is a Spider-Man for the 21st century who's reflective of our culture and diversity. As someone who grew up on a steady diet of Luke Cage, Hero For Hire and Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, I am personally invested,' he said. "

608 comments

  1. PC? by ceswiedler · · Score: 5, Insightful

    How is a half-black, half-Latino teenager more politically correct than a white teenager?

    1. Re:PC? by DanTheStone · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're right, they should have made him a girl.

    2. Re:PC? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For that matter, when did Latino become a race?

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    3. Re:PC? by u17 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...and disabled.

    4. Re:PC? by alen · · Score: 4, Insightful

      or better yet what is a latino? i'm sure the mexicans and peruvians think of themselves as different

    5. Re:PC? by DanTheStone · · Score: 5, Funny

      And changed his/her name to "Spiderperson".

    6. Re:PC? by a_mari_usque_ad_mare · · Score: 3, Insightful

      'Politically correct' now just means things that angry white men don't like. Often that includes (and I don't know why) people of other races, religions, etc.

      The article is from the Daily Mail, no surpise there.

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    7. Re:PC? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Same time white became a race. As apposed to English, German, or Russian.

    8. Re:PC? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 1, Insightful

      He represents the minorities. You know, the same minorities that get offered scholarships based on their race or gender; the minorities that get hired in order to fill a quota, with no regard for their actual qualifications; the minorities that can say whatever they want and play the discrimination card when someone calls them out, while the rest of us are told to shut up and be tolerant; the minorities that never seem to be at fault for anything, always shifting the blame to the persecution of the majority.

      (Note: This being the internet, I expect some of you may interpret this as a specific attack toward blacks and Latinos. That's not exactly what I meant, I'm just sick of people demanding preferential treatment in the name of equality, whoever they are. Be it gender or ethnicity, the vocal groups never seem to want to be treated fairly, they want to be treated better than everyone else. It's actually feminists that get on my nerves more than anyone else, but that's irrelevant.)

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    9. Re:PC? by Artraze · · Score: 1

      Because a gay half-black, half-Latino teen is much more "reflective of our culture and diversity". I mean, there's probably more than 100 people like that! I for one feel that it's great that elitist whites controlling the media have finally awoken to such a significant and previously ignored demographic.

    10. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Good call. "Spiderperson" means they won't have to change the name when Spidey either chooses to or is captured by an Iranian Villain and becomes transgendered...

    11. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For that matter, when did Latino become a race?

      When you white people started feeling guilty about everyone you considered sub-human.

    12. Re:PC? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 2

      Sucks when I have to pay my way through college myself, and an Asian woman I know almost gets a full ride before they even look at her grades.

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    13. Re:PC? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wrong direction. Since when are English, German and Russian anything but nationalities? The diversity amongst humans is not nearly large enough to qualify the introduction of biologically solidly defined races. Local varieties, that's all. 'Race' in humans is a pure social construct.

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    14. Re:PC? by beanyk · · Score: 2

      He represents the minorities. You know, the same minorities that get offered scholarships based on their race or gender; the minorities that get hired in order to fill a quota, with no regard for their actual qualifications; the minorities that can say whatever they want and play the discrimination card when someone calls them out, while the rest of us are told to shut up and be tolerant; the minorities that never seem to be at fault for anything, always shifting the blame to the persecution of the majority.

      The affirmative action policies I've encountered only state that minorities should be preferred only when two or more job candidates are equally qualified. How badly this is abused is, of course, open to debate (and liberal use of anecdote).

    15. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Revenge for past wrongs (especially when directed at those not responsible for it) is wholly incompatible with equality. "Separate but equal" is never equal, no matter who is the beneficiary.

    16. Re:PC? by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Even more, if you sit a white European Mexican next to a full-blooded Mayan Mexican and ask them both if they're "Latino," they would probably both say yes.

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    17. Re:PC? by royallthefourth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then demand universal access to education instead of whining about a group of people who actually succeeded in pushing forward something that benefits them while doing no harm to you.

    18. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is that he's right, equality is being completely thrown by the wayside, and it's funny because now white males get to suffer? I don't know that I can think of a stupider response.

    19. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Hi, black male here.

      I'm not the one you responded to, but I'll have you know that I'm sick and tired of people playing the discrimination card just for getting personal gain. I could have entered some programs just for being black, even when I didn't qualify otherwise. I declined.

      Stop discrimination: give everyone the same treatment. That would do more towards equality than anything else.

    20. Re:PC? by rubycodez · · Score: 5, Funny

      SpiderTranny is more catchy.

      SpiderTranny, SpiderTranny,
      butt implants for a woman's fanny,
      wears a bra, any size,
      can't you see, he likes guys,
      look out, here cums the Spider Tranny.

    21. Re:PC? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Except there are white Latinos (lots of them--some with blonde hair, blue eyes and all). Depending on how much they intermarried with the natives, there are people whose families have lived in Latin America since the Conquistador era who are more European than I am. Then there are pure indian Latinos who don't have a drop of European blood in them. There are even blacks in Cuba and the Caribbean who would call themselves "Latino" too. It's a unique situation in the Spanish/Portuguese New World, very different from the French/English New World.

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    22. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Since when are English, German and Russian anything but nationalities?

      When they became languages?

    23. Re:PC? by swan5566 · · Score: 1

      And who gets to decide when job candidates are "equal" when it comes to discrimination lawsuits? I'll give you a hint, it's not the hiring employer. This leads to hiring managers erring big time on the side of caution, because the potential cost of such a lawsuit (frivolous or otherwise) is too great.

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    24. Re:PC? by Gerzel · · Score: 1

      They already did that. They could make him a transsexual.

      Spidertran!

    25. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      (Note: This being the internet, I expect some of you may interpret this as a specific attack toward blacks and Latinos. That's not exactly what I meant, I'm just sick of people demanding preferential treatment in the name of equality, whoever they are. Be it gender or ethnicity, the vocal groups never seem to want to be treated fairly, they want to be treated better than everyone else. It's actually feminists that get on my nerves more than anyone else, but that's irrelevant.)

      One of the great downfalls of the civil rights movement is that when minorities found voice and actually got the powers that be to consider them relevant, they wound up using it as an excuse to take power, not become equals. For example, 150 years of black oppression and the backswing of the pendulum is exactly what you're complaining about.

      A truly equal, non-racial society would be colorblind both in protection and promotion. But that's not really what anyone who fights for minority rights wants: the motivation is power. Power over whites? Eh, I don't think civil leaders would ever stop crowing about how much more advantage the white man has. More, it's power over the preferential treatments of other minorities. You see it all the time, for instance, in talking about illegal immigration from Haiti versus illegal immigration from Cuba versus illegal immigration from Mexico.

      It's quite interesting now because it's all repeating with the heightened awareness LGBT rights issues. In 40 to 50 years you can expect that sexual preference and identity would also find itself thrown into the ring to fight amongst other minority groups.

    26. Re:PC? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2

      In our world you have two categories for anything. In this case the two categories are: politically correct and white supremacist. And plenty of racists cry "politically correct!" whenever someone calls them on their crap or is simply less racist than them. So yeah, new Spiderman is politically correct, but I don't think Marvel should limit their art to avoid that criticism.

    27. Re:PC? by swanzilla · · Score: 2

      Arthropodperson?

    28. Re:PC? by tysonedwards · · Score: 2

      Thinking it over, I would have to say that based on the Bureau of Labor Statistics report of Non-Fatal On-The-Job Incidents that a half Black, half Latino homosexual would have a pretty high likelihood for being involved in an incident requiring report. Each one of those categories have statistically high risk factors on their own...

      If said person also happened to be employed at a Nuclear Power Generation Facility, (National Institutes of Health study of Workplace Cleanliness for 2008) that there are an increased number of insects, rats and other vermin and thereby increase said person's chances of being bitten by said radioactive insect.

      Ta-da, all the sudden you have a super-minority!

      In all seriousness though, what's more minority than a handful of people with abilities unseen by most who are looking to feel empowered so they do whatever they want against the rules of society that they live in?

      Superheroes are minorities!!!

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    29. Re:PC? by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      . . . and bisexual but also may be asexual because (s)he is conflicted, bi-polar, ADDH, and has seventeen personalizes (one for each major racial/ethnic/religious group). Of course, (s)he must be a Democrat, too, because most villains are Republican.

    30. Re:PC? by tmosley · · Score: 2

      Uhhh, since the Angles, Saxons, Germanic tribes, and the Rus were physically and culturally separated for many centuries, and interbred with different populations (most notably, the Rus interbred with their Mongol overlords, while the Germanic tribes spent some time in North Africa, and North Africans spent some time in the former Visigothic kingdom of Hispania)?

      But hey, let's all ignore history and heritage, unless the color of the history and heritage in question is something other than white.

    31. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      something that benefits them while doing no harm to you.

      No harm other than increased tuition/taxes, right? I mean, the money that paid for that Asian woman's scholarship had to come from somewhere.

    32. Re:PC? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 3, Insightful

      (Note: This being the internet, I expect some of you may interpret this as a specific attack toward blacks and Latinos...)

      I didn't read it that way at all. I read it as an attack on anyone who is not a white male. Although I'm betting you don't like some of those, too.

      I agree that preferential treatment sucks. Having a non-white Spiderman doesn't fall into that category. He just isn't white. It also gives the writers some room to create interesting and new stories.

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    33. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh boy, digg and reddit weren't enough. Now we can have people complaining about uppity minorities on slashdot as well. Has it crossed your mind, my friend, that these people complain not for the sake of complaining but because they are systematically discriminated against, to this day, throughout their lives? Those "n-word rights" that you so covet are not actually very much compared to how much racism there STILL is in most companies' hiring practices, or the fact that women get promoted last in the workplace?

      If you really think it's easier, even right now, being non-white than being white, or being a woman than being a man? Cry moar. It's not.

    34. Re:PC? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You're missing the point; scholarships should never be awarded based on race or gender, they should be earned for academic or athletic excellence.

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    35. Re:PC? by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Since when did abhorring preferential treatment of others automatically mean you support preferential treatment of yourself?

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    36. Re:PC? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      And what of all that qualifies as "race" in the biological sense? Of course we have different histories, but that doesn't make us different races.

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    37. Re:PC? by tmosley · · Score: 2

      lol, minorities can be hardcore racists too.

    38. Re:PC? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 2

      I suspect it's being called PC because it seems they reached into the grab bag of classic PC definitions, swirled their hand around, and pulled out something that fit. They even did it in a parallel universe and then tried to claim it wasn't a publicity stunt. Now, if a half black half latino possibly gay character that they seemed to pull out of the ether isn't PC, what is?

      What's more, it seems that they went in with the idea of "we'll make him not a white guy" and worked backward from there.

      Is it a problem to have a super hero who is X where X is not "a white male"? Of course not. But in this case, it does look like they set out to create that and then tried to make it make sense. That's what makes it PC, not just what the character is.

      On the other hand, if this new character had been an established friend/ally/confidant of Parker's and then took up the mantle when Parker fell, that wouldn't have been PC as it would have been a logical outgrowth of the story that just happened to flow that way.

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    39. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      ...and disabled.

      They tried that with DareDevil, but that movie bombed.

    40. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Precisely. We need to fix this inequality by adding even more inequality and giving certain minorities more benefits than others have! The situation could be worse, so you have no right to complain about anything.

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    41. Re:PC? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      "Politically correct" is what racists say now instead of "mud people".

    42. Re:PC? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Transgendered person of arachnid origin.

    43. Re:PC? by lpp · · Score: 3, Funny

      ADDH

      And dyslexic I'm guessing

    44. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quota based rubber stamp dumbed-down degrees aren't harming anything.....

    45. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir are incorrect. I don't feel guilty about it at all. Now get off the computer and finish my yard!

    46. Re:PC? by Americano · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Sir or Madam,

      I'm writing to inform you that your use of the pejorative term, "Spider," is a hurtful and unwarranted attack on our nation's hard-working, industrious population of Arachnid Americans. The term you used (hereafter referred to as the "S-word") has a long and dark history of being used to demean, degrade, and debase select members of the animal kingdom, due to their 8-legged status. We understand that you probably grew up in a conservative household, where songs like "The Itsy Bitsy S-word" were sung freely and without any thought given to the pain and subjugation inherent in that song's subject. Could you imagine singing about a person of Caucasian ancestry climbing up a water spout, only to be frustrated by repeated rain showers washing him down again? I bet you wouldn't find it funny at all, yet you sling hurtful words around, blithely unaware of - or worse, uncaring for - the damage they do.

      We hope that you will consider your word choices more carefully in the future, to avoid causing unnecessary emotional pain to our long-suffering Arachnid brethren.

      Thank you for your time and consideration.

      Peter Parker
      Director, Arachnid-American National Tolerance Initiative (AANTI)

    47. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Parent should be troll or overrated, because that's not funny.

    48. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So some white kid who grew up in a nasty trailer park with a father in jail and mother on welfare, and has no money at all for college and had to be on the free lunch program in high school because they had no money for food, is somehow part of the "privileged class" and deserves nothing, while some black kid from a middle class family deserves free college tuition simply because he's black?

      It truly is a bleak age when people are able to coast simply because of the color of their skin, while others who truly are impoverished are left in the cold because of the color of their skin.

    49. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure minorities were sick of it when white hetero males got all kinds of perks, too. Oh, wait.

    50. Re:PC? by cvtan · · Score: 2

      And he/she has to be allergic to peanuts (thus creating the necessary kryptonite vulnerability plot device). Spiderperson's half-Swedish half-Chinese partner must not be allergic so he/she can save him/her from evildoers. Oh, and Spiderperson should also have asthma that strikes at random dramatic moments.

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    51. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the minorities that get hired in order to fill a quota, with no regard for their actual qualifications;

      So no radio active spider and no super powers, he was just hired as Spiderman because he is a minority?
      This could be a very dull comic, especially if they also incorporate the "lazy" stereotype.

    52. Re:PC? by cjohnson319 · · Score: 1

      I suspect it's being called PC because it seems they reached into the grab bag of classic PC definitions, swirled their hand around, and pulled out something that fit. They even did it in a parallel universe and then tried to claim it wasn't a publicity stunt. Now, if a half black half latino possibly gay character that they seemed to pull out of the ether isn't PC, what is?

      What's more, it seems that they went in with the idea of "we'll make him not a white guy" and worked backward from there.

      Is it a problem to have a super hero who is X where X is not "a white male"? Of course not. But in this case, it does look like they set out to create that and then tried to make it make sense. That's what makes it PC, not just what the character is.

      On the other hand, if this new character had been an established friend/ally/confidant of Parker's and then took up the mantle when Parker fell, that wouldn't have been PC as it would have been a logical outgrowth of the story that just happened to flow that way.

      It looks that way to you. Does it look that way to the rest of us?

      Do you think it would look that way to mixed race comic fans?

      "PC" is a code word for "things that I'm sensitive about". There is no objective definition possible.

    53. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Exactly right. Discrimination just breeds resentment. Just because there's some rich bastards driving around in BMWs who happen to be white doesn't mean that all white people are part of the "privileged class". There's tons of them that are dirt-poor. You can go to West Virginia and find tons of them. Ignoring these people just because of their skin color is discrimination.

      This doesn't mean we shouldn't help poor people, of any color: we should try to do something to eliminate poverty in this society. But the help we give should be based on actual need, not on skin color. Poor white children in trailer parks need help just as much as poor black children in inner-city ghettos. I'll leave debate as to exactly what form that help should be to a separate debate.

    54. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Question:

      Do you support the right of white people to set up their own "traditionally white" institutions of learning, scholarship programs, etc., which celebrate and focus on "white history," and purposefully exclude non-white people from participating, on the basis of their skin color?

      I'm truly curious how you reconcile programs which are decidedly non-neutral in regard to race with your demands that people be colorblind and equal.

    55. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm... white (or technically "caucasian") IS a race. English, German, and Russian are nationalities. You can be black and be German, it just means you're a black person who was born in and lived in Germany.

    56. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So, two wrongs make a right in your world?

    57. Re:PC? by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      No longer the privileged one? What? I thought I not only was privileged, but evil as well. What changed? Certainly not popular opinion.

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    58. Re:PC? by strikeleader · · Score: 0

      ...and an illegal alien.

    59. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was with you until "athletic". Giving a scholarship to someone whose genes happen to fit a particular race is just as immoral as giving a scholarship to someone whose genes happen to have an aptitude for physical development.

      Schools should drop the pretext, I think, if they want to have athletic scholarships. Just open up an athlete-only schools where those "students" can get a degree in "professional sports" and let those of us that want to contribute to society do so freely without our tuition going towards that.

    60. Re:PC? by MightyMartian · · Score: 4, Informative

      The Victorian notion of "race" is of course nonsense, as much an artifact of how the Europeans explored the world as anything else. But there's no doubt that there are identifiable biological populations, all closely related (as compared to, say, chimpanzee populations), but still unique in some genetic and/or morphological sense. What the European explorers failed to pick up on was that there are no sharp divides, that populations exist as continuums, one merging into the other, so, if you look at two populations separated by say, several thousand miles of territory, you will find some striking differences, but if you view the intermediates, you find much more commonality.

      For instance, the Victorian notion of race basically had one sub-Saharan African population, the Negro, when in fact genetics and morphology indicates at least four or five distinct groups, and probably more. A bushman and Zulu warrior were tossed together by the European racial theorists, when in fact there are very clear differences. In fact, sub-Saharan Africa has more genetic variation than is present in any other population in the world. There is no "negro" race per se.

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    61. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a white European Mexican? Is that like a yellow, African Japanese?

    62. Re:PC? by salmacis · · Score: 0

      Not funny :(

    63. Re:PC? by schlachter · · Score: 1

      what do this prove? There are always significant differences within races

      I'm sure a Nigerian will and a Somalian will think of themselves as different from each other...yet they're both considered black.
      I'm sure a Russian and an Italian will think of themselves as different from each other...yet they're both white.

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    64. Re:PC? by FlyingGuy · · Score: 0

      Really? Dude this is /., I mean come on.

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    65. Re:PC? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      For that matter, when did Latino become a race?

      When you white people started feeling guilty about everyone you considered sub-human.

      Guilty about what? I don't have servants and my people never were involved in the slave trade as owners. The next person to call me a "cracker" get's a fractured skull from a blunt instrument. You cannot lump all Europeans into one group.

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    66. Re:PC? by NiteShaed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      they should be earned for academic or athletic excellence.

      Wait, what? Why should "athletic excellence" count for a damn thing? We're talking about education, and furthering ones intellectual pursuits. Why exactly should the fact that someone can throw a ball or run really fast mean they get money for extra education while a smarter (although not brilliant) kid who is a better study does not? If they're good at sports, great, let'em go to football camp or something, but if they want an educational scholarship, perhaps they should display intellectual aptitude. And please don't tell me about how it's because the university can make money off of sports, that doesn't strike me as any better than saying we should have special scholarships for exotic dancers because then the school can open a strip club. Schools are in the education business, not the entertainment industry.

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    67. Re:PC? by Hatta · · Score: 0

      Race isn't a cromulent concept to begin with, so nitpicking over who's in what race is pretty much pointless.

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    68. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not mince words; you are a fucking racist. You just took a whole range of behaviors from a bunch of different individuals over time and ascribed them to an entire group: "the minorities." That is exactly like, "Some white guy's great great great grandfather owned slaves and some other white person got caught saying nigger, therefore all whites are racist."

      You're also a coward. You wrote: "while the rest of us are told to shut up and be tolerant. " Who's telling you to shut up and be tolerant? The minorities? Why do you give a fuck what they think? Ignore them. Or should we add hypocrite to your attributes as well? You don't like being told to be tolerant, but you want them to shut the fuck up and tolerate you.

      If your problem is with anti-discrimination statutes and policies, your beef isn't with your minorities. They don't have the financial or voting power to unilaterally enact laws like that on their own. It's your own people telling you to be a civil human being with some minimal consideration for others.

    69. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ever since they turned brown?

    70. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's quite interesting now because it's all repeating with the heightened awareness LGBT rights issues. In 40 to 50 years you can expect that sexual preference and identity would also find itself thrown into the ring to fight amongst other minority groups.

      Tell me about it. The literal first day on the job and some lady giving us the intro was gloating over us how she was a "double minority" by being handicap and gay (let alone a woman). It was not a good first impression. And then I wondered how your private sexual attraction was relevant to the job. Around there, you knew who was gay, they made sure you knew it, usually many times.

    71. Re:PC? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      You're one of those guys who thinks that once the Jim Crow laws were repealed, well, the blacks would just magically recover after a few centuries of economic and social suppression.

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    72. Re:PC? by salmacis · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I have been the victim of violence because some assholes think that it's okay to make fun of women they suspect are trans. Someone using trans as a slur is _not_ funny, it perpetuates hate.

    73. Re:PC? by MakinBacon · · Score: 1

      What's more, it seems that they went in with the idea of "we'll make him not a white guy" and worked backward from there.

      Is it a problem to have a super hero who is X where X is not "a white male"? Of course not. But in this case, it does look like they set out to create that and then tried to make it make sense. That's what makes it PC, not just what the character is.

      How can you say that when his only appearance has been a seven page fight with the Kangaroo in a comic that was released less than 24 hours ago? We still know very little about the new Spidey. Have you even read Ultimate Fallout #4?

      They even did it in a parallel universe and then tried to claim it wasn't a publicity stunt.

      You make it sound like they created a whole new universe just for Miles Morales. The Ultimate universe has had several ongoing series for 11 years now. There have been 160 issues of Ultimate Spider-Man, which has outsold Amazing Spider-Man on several occasions. It's a pretty well-established part of Marvel's catalog.

      On the other hand, if this new character had been an established friend/ally/confidant of Parker's and then took up the mantle when Parker fell, that wouldn't have been PC as it would have been a logical outgrowth of the story that just happened to flow that way.

      What if the new Spidey was white but still not an established friend/ally/confidant? Would you still be on /. arguing that Marvel "pulled him out of the ether" for the sake of being "politically correct"?

    74. Re:PC? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. I almost left that part out of the post. I was trying to make the point that scholarships should be given for something you did, not something you were born as.

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    75. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pfft who cares what those wetbacks think?

    76. Re:PC? by NFN_NLN · · Score: 1

      ... bullshit that minorites in this country have been dealing with forever...

      Wait, I forgot... which one is the cry baby race?

    77. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He represents the minorities. You know, the same minorities that get offered scholarships based on their race or gender;

      The overwhelming majority of those "minority" scholarships (including the United Negro College Fund ) are actually open to all. There are a few scholarships that are limited to various demographics, including those of European ancestry.

      the minorities that get hired in order to fill a quota,

      Sounds just like "welfare queens driving Cadillacs" in that it doesn't exist. Quotas are illegal (in the USA at least), it's been that way since the 1970's.

      with no regard for their actual qualifications;

      Which would explain why minority unemployment in the USA is less than that of white unemployment, amirite? Oh wait.

      the minorities that can say whatever they want and play the discrimination card when someone calls them out, while the rest of us are told to shut up and be tolerant; the minorities that never seem to be at fault for anything, always shifting the blame to the persecution of the majority.

      Remember the time when Al Sharpton picketed the Colleen Pageant? Yeah, neither do I.

      This being the internet, I expect some of you may interpret this as a specific attack toward blacks and Latinos

      This being the internet, I would have expected that you would have backed up your rant with some, what are they called again? Oh yeah, facts.

    78. Re:PC? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Precisely. We need to fix this inequality by adding even more inequality and giving certain minorities more benefits than others have! The situation could be worse, so you have no right to complain about anything.

      Bullshit. What if they are white but from an immigrant family? Why should the colour of skin by the determining factor? Economic status of their family and grades/aptitude should be the sole determining factors.

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    79. Re:PC? by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Informative

      What's a white European Mexican?

      A Mexican of pure Spanish descent (no indian or moor in the ole' gene pool).

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    80. Re:PC? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Because he's not white.

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    81. Re:PC? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      Agreed, that's basically what I am aiming at. Obviously we have morphological differences, and a whole lot of cultural ones on top of that. The genetic distance - and internal homogeneity - between those groups are, however, not remotely significant enough to establish different races in a genetic sense. We humans just fuck around too much and move all over the place too much for the term to make any sense in the strict biological definition of the word.

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    82. Re:PC? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 1

      Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for a lifetime. Handouts don't really help.
      Of course, maybe if the choice is between giving him a fish and making him pay to learn how to fish, he's screwed either way.

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    83. Re:PC? by mooingyak · · Score: 1

      LGBT rights issues.

      The first time I ever saw that clump of letters together it was GBLT, and while after a moment I figured out what it meant, my very first thought was "Gay... bacon, lettuce and tomato?"

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    84. Re:PC? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 0

      Cracker please.

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    85. Re:PC? by Cstryon · · Score: 2

      It's more like someone of Spanish decent, who was born in Mexico.

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    86. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 3, Informative

      (accidentally posted as AC, posting again under my account)

      He represents the minorities. You know, the same minorities that get offered scholarships based on their race or gender;

      The overwhelming majority of those "minority" scholarships (including the United Negro College Fund) are actually open to all. There are a few scholarships that are limited to various demographics, including those of European ancestry.

      the minorities that get hired in order to fill a quota,

      Sounds just like "welfare queens driving Cadillacs" in that it doesn't exist. Quotas are illegal (in the USA at least), it's been that way since the 1970's.

      with no regard for their actual qualifications;

      Which would explain why minority unemployment in the USA is less than that of white unemployment, amirite? Oh wait.

      the minorities that can say whatever they want and play the discrimination card when someone calls them out, while the rest of us are told to shut up and be tolerant; the minorities that never seem to be at fault for anything, always shifting the blame to the persecution of the majority.

      Remember the time when Al Sharpton picketed the Colleen Pageant? Yeah, neither do I.

      This being the internet, I expect some of you may interpret this as a specific attack toward blacks and Latinos

      This being the internet, I would have expected that you would have backed up your rant with some, what are they called again? Oh yeah, facts.

    87. Re:PC? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      If you lump everyone into just a few small bins then it makes it easier to treat everyone as stereotypes.

    88. Re:PC? by jefe7777 · · Score: 1

      a 72 year old, blind, armless, half laotian, half russian, hermaphroditic, high functioning autistic rabbi who was raised by silverback gorillas, rescued at the age of 19, is the new spider man.

      fucking fantastic.

      when does issue number 1 hit the stands?

    89. Re:PC? by omnichad · · Score: 3, Funny

      Why don't you apply for a minority scholarship, not get it, and then sue?

    90. Re:PC? by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

      Race is a social invention. Caucasion as a race is a recent invention. (last couple 100 years) Prior to that you identified with tribes. Race and nationality was the same thing.

    91. Re:PC? by rubycodez · · Score: 0

      you imagine a slur and hatred because someone makes up a light-hearted jingle about a non-traditional version of comic book hero, nearly all of which for decades have been "straight" in dress and orientation? . I could have made a silly rhyme about SpiderPlayah, a philandering black dude, that doesn't mean I hate people of african descent who uses vernacular english and who like to date many women. Maybe, I am just mocking the lack of variety in comic book traditional heroes.

    92. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      But the help we give should be based on actual need, not on skin color.

      Like it or not, skin color matters.

      White guy with a criminal record has a better shot at a job callback than a black guy with no criminal record

      Person with a "black sounding" name has a worse shot at a job compared with a similarly qualified applicant without a "black sounding" name.

      I could go on (blacks and whites use/sell drugs at similar rates but blacks are arrested more and serve longer sentences, unemployment among blacks is worse than among whites despite similar qualifications and education levels, etc), but you get the point.

    93. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Having a non-white Spiderman doesn't fall into that category.

      By itself, it doesn't. Accompanied with the statement that, "What you have is a Spider-Man for the 21st century who's reflective of our culture and diversity," it is exactly that. The implication that you need to kill of a white male and replace him with a minority in order to reflect our culture and diversity is probably more of a commentary on our society than the comic's authors intended.

      It also gives the writers some room to create interesting and new stories.

      Ah, yes. You don't have room for interesting stories without a minority protagonist.

    94. Re:PC? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Somewhere, probably way back in this particular story arc, I will have stopped reading. Liberals will buy the comic to show solidarity to a multiracial-except-white (we need to come up with a word for that...), multigendered, differently-abled superhero to show solidarity, but they won't actually read it because, you know, it's a comic book. "Besides, the whole concept of "superhero" is fascist. Didn't you read the paper on Nietzsche's friendship with Hitler? I have a copy right here."

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    95. Re:PC? by geekoid · · Score: 1

      The Clan meeting have internet connection now?

      Short sight SOB.

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    96. Re:PC? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      The underlying notion is that an identifiable group that has for much of its history in the United States being oppressed and impoverished, sometimes unconsciously but often with intent by the larger population, may need a helping hand to gain an equal footing. Admittedly there are complications with such a plan, but if you start from the premise that you have a historically disadvantaged population, surely however you decide to raise that population up to the larger population's standard of living, it's going to involve some sort strategy to rebalance things.

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    97. Re:PC? by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Teaching a man to fish actually involved getting a him a goddamned fishing rod. That's rather the point of affirmative action.

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    98. Re:PC? by Antarius · · Score: 1

      Except "Fanny" has a different meaning to the rest of the world...

      And the idea of putting "Butt implants" in it is... Quite disturbing.

    99. Re:PC? by Dputiger · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I thought this was absolutely hilarious. It doesn't promote violence against anyone who identifies as TG/TS, nor does it suggest that such people are inherently worth less than those who identify as gay, straight, GQ, GF, or bisexual. True, Rubycodez should've said "she likes guys" instead of "he" given that the transexual in question is MtF rather than FtM, but that's a small slip. Using "cum" instead of "come" is again, a bit juvenile, but "juvenile" isn't a synonym for "hateful."

      There's a difference between being sensitive to a certain type of comment and reading attack where no attack exists. The mere act of being silly is not, prima facie, an attack against a group of people.

    100. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So what's your point? That we should have institutionalized racism in government programs to try to counterbalance racism in private industry and the justice system? Since when do two wrongs make a right?

      How about trying to fix these problems you list, instead of ignoring them and attempting to give minorities special privileges in other areas?

    101. Re:PC? by MightyMartian · · Score: 2

      Well, for Hispanics, for the most part, it isn't a racial description at all, it's just that the United States has this notion of identifiable ethno-racial groups, and that's where Hispanic comes into it. You're damned straight that the some Dominican of mixed African-Spanish ancestry isn't going to, physically, look much like someone of mixed Inca-Spanish descent, but the long shadow of 19th century racial theory has to some extent been cemented in law, so that you end up suspending disbelief and declaring Hispanics a racial group along side African Americans, or Chinese Americans, or American Indians or however you cut the cake.

      The reality is of course that, genetically, "Hispanic" is utterly meaningless. But then again, genetically, "Negro/black" is equally meaningless, but because Sub-Saharan Africans all retained the darker skin colors whereas their brethren who moved to more northerly climes changed pigmentation for some biological reasons, we just sort of assume that that settles the case.

      In the case of the Americas, the ancestors of African Americans all tended to come from the same general part of Africa, so you can make some generalized statements about relatedness, though the fact is that despite skin color, blacks in the Americas, or at least the descendants of those brought over from West Africa, have a very large degree of European in them as well.

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    102. Re:PC? by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      It's not funny: it's hilarious!

    103. Re:PC? by Idbar · · Score: 1

      And Muslim?

    104. Re:PC? by Mindcontrolled · · Score: 1

      To summarize - population genetics is utterly fascinating, just look at the east-west gradient you see in Europe regarding some mitochondrially inherited traits, with a small island in Basque, pointing at an immigration wave from the eastern European steppes just leaving the Basque as a sole remnant of the indigenous population. It correlates well with linguistics, too. It's just so simplistic to wrap this up in some outdated concept of "race". Besides, those trotting out the 'race' thing usually have an agenda. And it tends not to be pretty.

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    105. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Give a man a fish, you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

    106. Re:PC? by orasio · · Score: 1, Troll

      That would be going too far.
      You know that muslims can't be portrayed as the good guys, in the news, in games, and of course not in comics.

    107. Re:PC? by spike2131 · · Score: 0

      Ah, yes. You don't have room for interesting stories without a minority protagonist.

      If you are interested in having minorities spend their money on your comic books, a minority protagonist is probably more interesting to that audience than yet another white dude.

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    108. Re:PC? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dear Sir,

      I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the ditty you have just posted about the spider-themed superhero who wears women's clothes. Many of my best friends are superheroes, and only a few of them are transvestites.

      Yours faithfully,

      Metropolis Daily Planet Crime Editor, Clark Joseph Kent (Mrs.)

      P.S.
      I never kissed Perry White.

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    109. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      So what's your point?

      My point is that skin color matters, and trying to pretend that we can solve problems just be addressing "actual need" is not much of a solution.

      I can't find the link at the moment, but there was a report released a couple of months ago about the achievement gap between white and black schoolboys in NYC schools. If you dig into the data used to compile the report, you'll see a plot of test scores of white boys and black boys going back several years. The curious thing about the data is that they show that the scores between black and white boys track each other pretty closely except for the gap between them - when white scores decline, black scores decline; when white scores increase, black scores increase, but the gap stays the same. My interpretation is that whatever general teaching methods are being employed, they seem to be beneficial or harmful to both groups, but don't erase the gap. To erase the rap, society will have to look at race - not that race in and of itself is a causal factor, but there may be some other factor that aligns along racial lines, and ignoring race will miss that.

      How about trying to fix these problems you list, instead of ignoring them

      The problems aren't being ignored, society is attempting to address them by (admittedly imperfect) solutions. If you have a better solution, by all means get into a position to influence policy and implementing them (I'm being serious here).

    110. Re:PC? by Hylandr · · Score: 2

      People will hate regardless of what is said or how it is spoken. If you think any utterance will encourage or dissuade someone that has already made the decision engage in violence you are sadly delusional.

      - Dan .

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    111. Re:PC? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      For that matter, when did Latino become a race?

      Right about the time the Spanish conquistadors overran most of the new world nations and subsumed all their peoples collectively into the New World Spanish Empire.

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    112. Re:PC? by OakDragon · · Score: 1

      Relax dude.

      Or what have you.

    113. Re:PC? by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      The whole point of comic book superheroes is that they are escapist fantasies for middle class young white men. Consider Superman and in particular Clark Kent in this regard. Superman's success lies in the fact that he is a hero while still being everything a young man is expected to be.

      They don't work--that is, sell well--if they are a) female or b) not white. This is the result of focusing the product on "the experience" rather than the underlying content or story.

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    114. Re:PC? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      In the big midwestern city here, that word is just slang, not a slur. There are people here who change their gender into something not all traditional male or female, but somewhere in the midway. There are also people here who like to be "he" monday to friday afternoon, and "she" for painting the town red on weekend. But people should of course respect and use your preference when addressing you or speaking about you. . Over-sexing any kind person in a comedic sketch is fair game.

    115. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      So you're advocating racism. Sorry, but two wrongs don't make a right.

      The problems aren't being ignored, society is attempting to address them by (admittedly imperfect) solutions.

      Wrong. You're doing absolutely nothing about the problems, and instead you're creating new problems to try to "make up" for the other problems.

      If you have a better solution,

      You're the one advocating racism, not me.

    116. Re:PC? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      There's also an issue with sexism when discussing athleticism. I feel comfortable stating that men will generally fair better in (US) Football than women. (I'm not sure the same can be said about what we call Soccer.) Offering a scholarship to college based on a that achievement could be construed as a restriction to the female student. (It's a matter of physique...) Yes, there are sports where sex is not so much of a factor (or differing abilities could add to the strategic mix) but generally offering an athletic scholarship could get you in hot water over sexism instead of racism.

      I realize that we have a much longer way to go toward that sex equality than race equality but I've heard the complaint that women and men should be treated equal and that really only starts to come into play when you discuss mental/higher pursuits. (Even then, there are people trying to study the differences in the way we think.)

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    117. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The affirmative action policies I've encountered only state that minorities should be preferred only when two or more job candidates are equally qualified. How badly this is abused is, of course, open to debate (and liberal use of anecdote).

      That's Phase I, in Phase II it's sufficiently qualified, or in other words: once the minority meets the (minimum) requirements, the minority wins 100%.

    118. Re:PC? by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately he seems to be just as much of a whiny bitch as Peter Parker was.

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    119. Re:PC? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      hispanic is not treated as a race under federal law, it is in fact the only group that is treated logically, when declaring race someone either is or is not hispanic, they are also one other racial group, the correct way to classify, if iclassification must be done, would be to have ALL racial/ethnic groups as unlimited optional flags, right now it is pick one and also are you hispanic y/n

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    120. Re:PC? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the name issue I'm sure has more to do with "commonality" than "black/white sounding."

      For instance, you may be more likely to hire someone named John than you would someone named George. (I would be interested in that study... I thought there was one on /. just a few months ago but I can't find it.)

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    121. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      So you're advocating racism. Sorry, but two wrongs don't make a right.

      In what way am I advocating the belief that there are inherit differences in people's traits and capactities due to their race?

      Wrong. You're doing absolutely nothing about the problems, and instead you're creating new problems to try to "make up" for the other problems.

      How would you suggest addressing the problem that an employer would rather interview a white guy with a criminal record over a similarly qualified black guy without a criminal record?

    122. Re:PC? by salmacis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe I'm sensitive, but it's because I've been ridiculed, dismissed and attacked.

      I transitioned in my twenties, and have lived and worked full time as a woman for over a decade in some very conservative work environments. The hormones did wonders, because even without any cosmetic surgery I don't think anyone here at work "knows" about my past, because if they did, it would get around pretty fast.

      So, because I'm "stealth" I get to hear the nasty things that cis gendered people say about trans people. The gay jokes are pretty much unacceptable these days, but the jokes about trans... those still seem to be okay in a lot of people's minds. And that won't change until people speak up.

      So I'm speaking up

    123. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure the name issue I'm sure has more to do with "commonality" than "black/white sounding."

      From the report:

      "Names might also influence our results through familiarity. One could argue that the African American names used in the experiment simply appear odd to human resource managers and that any odd name is discriminated against. But as noted earlier, the names we have selected are not particularly uncommon among African Americans (see Appendix Table 1). We have also performed a similar exercise to that of Table 8 and measured the rank-order correlation between name-specific callback rates and name frequency within each gender-race group. We found no systematic positive correlation.

    124. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The joke is funny. Your experiences are not. One doesn't perpetuate the other any more than video games beget school shootings.

      In other words, please leave us alone.

    125. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In support of your point
      To be powerful or rich is to be part of the privileged class, see the former president of the US for proof.
      Being powerful is strongly corelated with being rich.
      Many rich people are powerful, to the point where rich people who are not powerful effectively don't exist for a resonably high value of rich.
      Many white people are powerful. There are many white people who are not powerful.

      Corelation: white = rich & powerful
      Corelation != causation

    126. Re:PC? by f97tosc · · Score: 1

      The diversity amongst humans is not nearly large enough to qualify the introduction of biologically solidly defined races. Local varieties, that's all. 'Race' in humans is a pure social construct.

      The "biologically solid" defintion for race you are looking for does not exist. Races are (from wikipeida) "genetically divergent populations within the same species with relatively small [emphasis mine] morphological and genetic differences". Very fuzzy indeed, but I would submit that the application on humans would be pretty consistent with how the word is used for other species.

      For example, if we found a species a bird with a light color in Europe and a dark color in Africa, then biologists would not hesitate to call them different races or subspecies, even if genetically they are very similar and even if there are some interbreeding in the middle east.

    127. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      The affirmative action policies I've encountered only state that minorities should be preferred only when two or more job candidates are equally qualified.

      Then those policies are breaking the law.

    128. Re:PC? by zakeria · · Score: 1

      Change that to Superfly!! s/he is black!!

    129. Re:PC? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Middle class black kids like comics as well.

      This is just an experiment to see if the character gains traction. If not then no problem. It's an alternative universe (as though deaths ever been fatal for a comic character anyway)

    130. Re:PC? by salmacis · · Score: 2

      I'm not sure which city you're in, but I'm in Chicago - and the word 'tranny' is definitely a slur.

      Maybe it doesn't seem that way from your perspective, but it is from most of ours.

      From Wikidepdia (Tranny: Transgender person (sometimes considered pejorative))

    131. Re:PC? by sourcerror · · Score: 1
    132. Re:PC? by Dogtanian · · Score: 2

      'Politically correct' now just means things that angry white men don't like.

      Well, to some extent that's been the case since the term first became mainstream around 20 years ago, when it was popularised by those on the right adopting it as a *derogatory* term.

      Before that it was primarily restricted to left-wing academics in the field, and even then it's unclear if more than a handful ever used it in a non-ironic sense.

      I'd argue that "political correctness" as the term is used today is essentially a strawman representation of its original meaning. That's not to say that the original phenomenon doesn't exist or is beyond criticism. However, it's risen to anti-popularity because it's a convenient but vaguely-used term that can be attached to any vaguely left-leaning idea that someone wants to dismiss or smear as loony-leftism. And also because defining your views as "politically incorrect" gives them an association of rebellious, tellin'-it-how-it-is charm, rather than the rantings of some bigoted twerp.

      The article is from the Daily Mail, no surpise there.

      The Daily Mail is the kind of paper that will attack some (wilfully misinterpreted if not downright untrue) intrusive "health and safety" regulation as "political correctness gone mad" (a la the above usage) one day. Then the next they'll be on about the latest everyday thing that's going to kill us all and molest our children and those social workers aren't doing anything about it. No contradiction there, obviously.

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    133. Re:PC? by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      that word "sometimes" means it might or it might not, depending....I note that there are web sites which sell wares with targeted marketing to various groups of Lesbian, Gay, Transgendered, and Bisexual people, and they use that word for certain categories of entertainment and in titles, yet the customers are not offended. In Chicago, you will find web sites for bars, escort services, entertainment that use that word as slang, as I'm sure the customers would be driven away were it otherwise.

    134. Re:PC? by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      In what way am I advocating the belief that there are inherit differences in people's traits and capactities due to their race?

      You're advocating treating people differently based on nothing more than their skin color. THAT is racism, and that makes you a racist. Congratulations, you sir are a bigot.

      How would you suggest addressing the problem that an employer would rather interview a white guy with a criminal record over a similarly qualified black guy without a criminal record?

      Sorry, I don't have a pat answer for that, but I'm sure that no solution I'd advocate would be racist in nature.

    135. Re:PC? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      True, but I think I would would name that character "New Character" instead of killing an existing one off. The entire point is to co-opt an existing, successful character, so you have to start there.

    136. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course, that'd be a lot less PC.

    137. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      You're advocating treating people differently based on nothing more than their skin color.

      Please quote the specific statement of mine that you are referring to.

      THAT is racism, and that makes you a racist.

      I am saying is that people are being treated differently based on their race, and any solution to that problem will have to acknowledge that. Consideration of race is not the same as treating people differently based on race. Ignoring race doesn't work..

      Sorry, I don't have a pat answer for that, but I'm sure that no solution I'd advocate would be racist in nature

      I for one would love to see a solution to a racism problem that doesn't involve race. If you come up with a solution, let me know, I'll be here (seriously).

    138. Re:PC? by lahvak · · Score: 1

      The implication that you need to kill of a white male and replace him with a minority...

      Well, obviously the white spiderman has been whining so much about the preferential treatment for minorities that he became really boring and had to be killed. No, wait, he was really boring to start with!

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    139. Re:PC? by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 1

      Funny, schools were once considered a place where students would exercise body and mind, as they are two parts of one whole. I guess that's over, who needs exercise when the chee-tos are right there?

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    140. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or better yet what is a latino?

      A device for turning tacos into useful farm labour.

    141. Re:PC? by Anonymous+Psychopath · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes. You don't have room for interesting stories without a minority protagonist.

      That's not remotely what I said. Nice try.

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    142. Re:PC? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      But linked-in did a study and found that common names or "easy to spell" or pronounce names were tied to placement. So I wouldn't know if I'd trust one over the other. The scribd link feels as though there was an agenda though (ie: Poverty Action Lab, with a picture of two African children as their logo) by taking a false resume and submitting it with two different names. Where the linkedin study looked at the name and position within the company from real candidates. (Raw data vs. manufactured data.) The one you linked may be a very professional study, but it feels too "targeted at race" to me. The other study seems to invalidate the claim from the study you linked: "We have also performed a similar exercise to that of Table 8 and measured the rank-order correlation between name-specific callback rates and name frequency within each gender-race group. We found no systematic positive correlation." So, one study is wrong. I'd believe raw data over someone making up names they think "sound black/white" and submitting resumes.

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    143. Re:PC? by guanxi · · Score: 1

      Hi, black male here.

      Could this piece of AC propaganda be more obvious? More cliche and scripted?

    144. Re:PC? by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 1

      It rather depresses me that IT and engineering workplaces remain bastions of primitive tribal thought when it comes to things like gender, diversity and sexuality. It's particularly galling because I know many geeky sorts are exactly the kind of people who got picked on in their youth for failing to conform.

      Maybe it's a consequence of having too many hormonal males around (doing the dominance hierarchy thing) or maybe they just feel like it's ok to pick on folks 'further down the totem pole' than they. We have no one to blame but ourselves if we let cultures in our work place develop into something akin to hostile or bullying environments. We have met the enemy, and they are us.

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    145. Re:PC? by BoberFett · · Score: 1

      Giving a person a fishing rod is equivalent to educating him. Look at the graduation rate of inner city high schools. They have the fishing rod, they just think that fishing is something white people do.

      Affirmative action is more like someone sitting underwater in SCUBA gear and putting a fish on the line every time they drop the hook.

    146. Re:PC? by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      What if the new Spidey was white but still not an established friend/ally/confidant? Would you still be on /. arguing that Marvel "pulled him out of the ether" for the sake of being "politically correct"?

      I think it depends on the friends/allies/confidants/enemies in the comic so far. If the Ultimate Spiderman line is chock full of blacks, whites, latinos, asians, bis, straights, gays, trans, etc. then for a new character to appear that happens to have one or more of those characteristics is not particularly worth commenting about.

      However, if the Ultimate Spiderman line is centered in a black neighborhood where Spiderman is black and the vast majority of his friends and enemies are also black, then yes, it would feel like Marvel "pulled him out of the ether" to make some sort of statement.

      I haven't read the Ultimate Spiderman line so I can't really say either way. Maybe in that line MJ is asian, J. Jonah Jamison is black, Dr. Ock is hispanic, Electro is white, black cat is bi, Eddie Brock is gay, etc. In that universe it wouldn't be particularly PC for the new spiderman to be a new character that happens to be half-black, half-latino, maybe gay. Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me that much given other comics I've read from the Ultimate universe.

    147. Re:PC? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      physically challenged, you unpolitically correct insensitive clod!

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    148. Re:PC? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Are you IMPLYING that everything with 8 LEGS must be an arthropod? You jointed-exoskeletoned BASTARD!

    149. Re:PC? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      You forget syphilitic.

    150. Re:PC? by siglercm · · Score: 1

      You insensitive clod! The preferred title is "Spiderbeing!" Also acceptable is "Spiderentity."

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    151. Re:PC? by ravenshrike · · Score: 1

      I propose a new definition of race. Those with Neanderthal DNA and those without. Those with the Neanderthal DNA are of course superior, as evidenced by the course of history.

    152. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I live in Argentina. I was born and raised here. Contrary to what most people in the US believes, most countries in South America have a wide racial diversity, with original inhabitants (aborigenes) being a minority in many of those countries. Regardless, we don't have racial issues (at least in most countries, certainly not in Argentina), and no PC bullshit (You can call someone "negro" or "negrito", it's usually a kind word, and can be used regardless of your actual skin color, that is, people usually call you negro or negrito even if you are white, and it's seen as a sign of affection, a kind word). We see ourselves as Americans, since America is the name of the entire continent (regardless of how US citizens use the word), and you'll hear people in South America talk about American history (refering to the history of the entire continent, from Alaska to Tierra del Fuego), American people, American cultures, etc, etc. We use "America" and "Americano" in our songs, to refer to people from anywhere in either North, South or Central America.

      Latino is a fucking stupid word, since technically it defines anyone that speaks a Romance language, so, by definition, "Latino" includes lots of European countries (France, Spain, Portugal, Romania, Italia, etc). By this definition, the fucking stupid pope is "Latino", and so where the Romans.

      Since it's about language and not race, it also includes, for example, all Brazilians, Including a big part of their population who is black (descendants from former slaves bought from Africa). By the stupid PC standard used in the US, those should be called African-American too ;)

      So, No, nobody that is from South America will identify as a "Latino", except for the stupid soldouts (either those that didn't have the balls to stay and emigrated to the US, or those that drank all the cool aid and actually identify with so called 'urban' culture, such as most Puerto Rican youth.

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    153. Re:PC? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they are trying expand their audience. Maybe one of the authors read a newspaper and noticed that in the USA fewer than half of the young men are white these days. Is targeting your product to one half of one half of one eighth of the populations a good strategy? Or are you seriously suggesting that there's something intrinsic to being Hispanic that requires that a young Hispanic man wouldn't want an escapist fantasy?

    154. Re:PC? by flaming+error · · Score: 2

      +1 funny

      But I googled ADDH just for fun, and turns out GP is ok - ADDH is ADD with Hyperactivity.

      What's up with these shrinks? The H comes and goes, and reappears in new places. I feel like I've been HADD.

    155. Re:PC? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      I for one would love to see a solution to a racism problem that doesn't involve race. If you come up with a solution, let me know, I'll be here (seriously).

      I've got one. Don't consider race.

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    156. Re:PC? by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Let me guess.... Angry white man?

    157. Re:PC? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Unless they're girls....

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    158. Re:PC? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Who keeps track of this, though. What metric do they use to determine when you're playing along or not?

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    159. Re:PC? by binary+paladin · · Score: 1

      Where oh where are my mod points when I need them. (Mrs.)

      I had to reread your post with John Cleese's voice in my head. Hahaha.

    160. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      I don't think anyone said that. Rather, I think people were saying that affirmative action is unfair and does not help us reach true equality (at least when it comes to laws and such). I'm sure that many would say that it's a shame that people were treated that way, but that does not mean that we have to make it unfair for the rest of us because of what happened to them.

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    161. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      I've got one. Don't consider race.

      How would you solve the problem of employer's preference of interviewing whites with criminal records over blacks without criminal records?

    162. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      So, one study is wrong. I'd believe raw data over someone making up names they think "sound black/white" and submitting resumes.

      Okay, I watched the video, and tracked down the only documentation I could find about about the study. No real information about how the study was performed, potential weakness of the study (the relatively limited audience and the focus on professional/executive level jobs being two big ones), and it's basically a correlation study.

      The NBER study gives detailed information on the methodology, sources of error, three pages of references, statistical analysis, etc.

      Those two studies aren't even in the same planet when it comes down to rigor.

    163. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hah! You wouldn't trade lives with a black guy or a latino guy for one second. Oooh you poor white guys woe is you!

    164. Re:PC? by aristotle-dude · · Score: 1

      Cracker please.

      Moron. Please. I hate morons regardless of ethnicity. I'm not racist, I just hate stupid people.

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    165. Re:PC? by another_twilight · · Score: 1

      I thought the same until someone pointed me at some studies that show that there is a kind of 'normalising' process that helps justify violence in some people's minds. The aggressors are convinced that their behaviour is normal, that everyone does it, it's just that people don't talk about it. Jokes about violence are then seen as a kind of sly reference to that-which-isn't-talked-about and is used to reinforce the idea that what they do is acceptable.

      Yes it's an aberrant mind set. Yes it is delusional. No, I don't think that any instance is going to have a marked impact on someone's decision to commit violence but cumulatively and culturally ...

    166. Re:PC? by neonfrog · · Score: 1

      Did you mean: Correlation != Caucasian ?

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    167. Re:PC? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 2

      What if the new Spidey was white but still not an established friend/ally/confidant? Would you still be on /. arguing that Marvel "pulled him out of the ether" for the sake of being "politically correct"?

      It depends on the make up of the universe in question. I will admit I've never read the issue, or any of them for that matter. However, you kinda just proved my point. Unless there is more back story to be had it looks exactly like what I said. They pulled a person of type X out of the ether to make a statement. It seems more like the character, from the way it is being presented, exists because of what they are vice who they are and that is where it becomes PC. Someone else said you can't come up with an objective definition of "PC" and I disagree. If you're doing something for or against someone because of what they are as opposed to who they are, then there is a good chance you're doing it for PC type reasons.

      Would I be arguing the same if the new spidey was white? Might depend on the introduction method. I admit I probably wouldn't. The reason would be that PC motivations towards white males seem to be extremely rare.

      A non-comic example of PC in action would be where person A is promoted over B even if B is more qualified simply because A is type/class X. "A" was promoted for what they are not who they are. Do you disagree?

      All of that said, I can't say I really care either way what color/sex/orientation spidey or anyone else is.

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    168. Re:PC? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 2

      I suspect it's being called PC because it seems they reached into the grab bag of classic PC definitions, swirled their hand around, and pulled out something that fit. They even did it in a parallel universe and then tried to claim it wasn't a publicity stunt. Now, if a half black half latino possibly gay character that they seemed to pull out of the ether isn't PC, what is?

      What's more, it seems that they went in with the idea of "we'll make him not a white guy" and worked backward from there.

      Is it a problem to have a super hero who is X where X is not "a white male"? Of course not. But in this case, it does look like they set out to create that and then tried to make it make sense. That's what makes it PC, not just what the character is.

      On the other hand, if this new character had been an established friend/ally/confidant of Parker's and then took up the mantle when Parker fell, that wouldn't have been PC as it would have been a logical outgrowth of the story that just happened to flow that way.

      It looks that way to you. Does it look that way to the rest of us?

      Do you think it would look that way to mixed race comic fans?

      "PC" is a code word for "things that I'm sensitive about". There is no objective definition possible.

      No idea. I speak only for myself and wouldn't presume to speak for others of any race/sex/whatever. We're all individuals, right? Maybe they don't view it that way or maybe they may view it as pandering.

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    169. Re:PC? by EnempE · · Score: 1

      The term 'race' does suggest that these are a group that are competing with themselves for some other thing. That is a different race. It is a good way of belittling the success of others while justifying the significance of your own acheivements. Keep in mind that racism predates Darwinism, so they had clear biases while developing their 'science'.

      "Hey, we invented moving type printing, but the Koreans had already done that .... oh that was a different race, we are still number one".
      "Elvis was the greatest rock musician ever, but what about little richard ... oh that was a different race, Elvis is still number one".

      It's all just about people with low self esteem, breaking the world into categories that make them feel more comfortable.

      I personally think a functional classification is more apt, and we all eat, sleep, create families (or think about it), look after our families, worry about the future and discuss things that have no physical representation in our world. If you do those things you are quite the same to me.
      If this means that Tony Jaa can be the next spiderman, I am all for it.

    170. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or better yet what is a latino?

      They're Ethnic, obviously.

    171. Re:PC? by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      Dear Sir,

      In response to customer's complaints and dire threats, we have decided to cancel our planned series, and instead run a cartoon called of character "SpiderGeek", which should cause offence no one except for those far too dorky to be of any genuine concern to society. We shall moreover open the show with the non-controversial lyrics:

      SpiderGeek, SpiderGeek,
      no sex for social skills are weak,
      what's the gender? we don't care,
      concealed in filthy body hair,
      watch out, there goes the SpiderGeek.


      Is it strong?, listen bud,
      the stench would drop a bull to mud.
      Can geek swing, at a party?,
      mom says "your basement's full o laundry".
      Stay there, eat your pizza SpiderGeek


      In the chill of night, by the glow of the screen,
      wanking off, while porn streaming,
      There goes a git commit


      SpiderGeek, SpiderGeek,
      OSS Community SpiderGeek,
      Wealth and Fame,
      Geek's Ignored,
      Stallman's Praise, the Reward

      To geek, gmane is a great hang out
      Whenever a kernel checkout,
      You'll find the SpiderGeek

    172. Re:PC? by retchdog · · Score: 2

      it says "the creators haven't ruled out that he's gay." well, okay, i'm sure they haven't ruled out a lot of things, so we drop that obvious bit of sensationalism.

      which leaves half-black/half-latino. i don't see why this counts as two instances of PCness. if he were quarter-asian, quarter-native american, quarter-black, quarter-white, would that count as three instances, or four? or maybe it grows exponentially, and it's eight?

      seriously, he's just of non-white mixed race. that's it. big fucking deal.

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    173. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are interested in having minorities spend their money on your comic books, a minority protagonist is probably more interesting to that audience than yet another white dude.

      Are you saying that as a white male i should avoid this movie because a homosexual black latino is less interesting to me?

      If the so call 'minorities' were turned off because the protagonist what a white boy then they are the fucking racist pricks.

    174. Re:PC? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Race isn't (just) a social construct. If DNA testing can tell the difference, and there's identified disease clusters within people of certain races, then they're more than just social constructs.

      Sickle cell, alcohol dehydrogenase enzyme levels, etc., correlate well with our notions of race.

      Might not be PC to mention this, since are supposed to be living in the Bright Future, but I always get baited to respond to people spreading urban myths.

    175. Re:PC? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Look up the Greek thoughts on this some time. Specifically, google "gymnasium", "arete" and "paideia". ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paideia)

      I might lose my nerd card for saying this, but I think it's a mistake to decouple athletics and academics (and the arts), and believe excellence in any field should be worth a scholarship. Honestly, I think a lot of ADD problems are caused by lack of exercise - the literature shows activity benefits concentration... a number of Japanese firms start their days with a morning workout.

      I agree that things like football science are problems, though.

    176. Re:PC? by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      It makes more sense to define people by regional/language differences than by the color of skin. At least the former are more likely to have something in common.

      BTW I haven't made it as far south as Argentina, but I've never met anyone in Mexico/Central America who objected to being called Latino. Me da lulz que te molesta tanto. If you ever use the world 'gringo' to refer to a USian, then you're a total hypocrite.

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    177. Re:PC? by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Might you have found it more believable if he said, "Wut up 'da hizzle?"

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    178. Re:PC? by nschubach · · Score: 1

      Someone could come up with 140 pages on why they think cats are better than dogs and cite detailed methods, erroneous books on how cats are better than dogs and how they came up with it. It still doesn't make it any less contrived. The study you linked has someone sitting there making up names they feel "sound black/white." They could spend the rest of their life drawing graphs and charts with all those numbers. It won't make the data they collected any more valid.

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    179. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      The study you linked has someone sitting there making up names they feel "sound black/white."

      Did you bother to even skim the study? No one "made up" any names, all the names come from actual birth certificates:

      To decide on which names are uniquely African American and which are uniquely White, we use name frequency data calculated from birth certificates of all babies born in Massachusetts between 1974 and 1979. We tabulate these data by race to determine which names are distinctively White and which are distinctively African American. Distinctive names are those that have the highest ratio of frequency in one racial group to frequency in the other racial group.

      As a check of distinctiveness, we conducted a survey in various public areas in Chicago. Each respondent was given asked to assess features of a person with a particular name, one of which is race. For each name thirty respondents were asked to identify the name as either “White”, “African American”, “Other” or “Cannot Tell”. In general, the names led respondents to readily attribute the expected race for the person but there were a few exceptions and these names were disregarded.

      The names used for the study are given in the Appendix.

      It's a fairly extensive experiment, based on previous research and with the methodology laid out in detail. And it's based on actual data. You don't like the results, fine, but don't pretend that the researchers pulled the results out of their asses.

    180. Re:PC? by quist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after I paid for the rebuild, 'tranny' was worse than a slur ...damn slippin' gearbox.

    181. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or that if you haven't hired any women or minorities in a while it's nice to at least try to add a few to the interview pool.

    182. Re:PC? by cobraR478 · · Score: 1

      Sure, and that strategy could be to demonstrate how racists are wrong. Over time, as the typical person becomes less racist, the effects of social mobility will gradually erode those economic differences.

      The nice thing about that strategy: it doesn't involve pursuing racist policies that undermine your goal.

    183. Re:PC? by Chibi+Merrow · · Score: 1

      You can't "solve" someone's preference.

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    184. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      So I guess black folk will just have to learn to live with higher unemplyment rates across the job market then, despite their experience, educational attainment, and lack of a criminal record.

    185. Re:PC? by That+Guy+From+Mrktng · · Score: 1

      Surely not politicians! Is not like you have a president that represents a minority.. oh wait.

    186. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and disabled.

      Up in the air... It's a bird... it's a plane... NO

      It's Handi-man!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkQQGsOegv0

    187. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how white is now associated with conservative. The whole south park conservatives I see popping up on this thread makes me wonder just how far racism has really gone in the last half century. Now we're not nigger lovers or race traitors, we're liberals who hate whites. The whole "absence of" movement is overplayed. The freedom to be greedy is not a virtue. The power of race doesn't mean in the absence of absolute image it is any weaker. The mere fact this article is drawing in the absence racists is a sign that we have a long way to go.

      PS: All superheroes are liberals. Facists of humanity perhaps but that kind of talk makes sense to an absence of type.

    188. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      The pope happens to be German (and German is not a Romance language).

    189. Re:PC? by renoX · · Score: 1

      Well, given that 'black' is not a race also..
      Unless you use the word 'race' in its biological meaning, 'race' is meaningless really..

    190. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The pope is German

    191. Re:PC? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 2

      You are not alone. I have an Islamic surname (although I am an atheist), and the "harmless" jokes people make do bother me. I have been on the end of racism based solely on my name. I am mixed race Caucasian and Asian, half my family being originally from Pakistan, but I look completely Caucasion apart from maybe my hair so if you didn't know my surname you would have no idea.

      I used to get bullied because of it at school. Nothing too bad fortunately, but not a lot of fun either. I expected that to stop in adulthood but there are still plenty of arseholes who like their racist jokes, either because they are a bit racist or just like sticking it to "the man" who says they shouldn't.

      People say I shouldn't be so sensitive and that they should have free speech. Well, this is the world we live in and the harmless jokes are just a step away from the really harmful racism that has a measurable impact on me, like the ability to get a job, for example. I remember talking to a business owner who didn't know my surname. He said that when he advertised for a job he got a lot of applications and didn't have the time to go through them all, so he just chucked all the women and all the foreigners in the bin.

      I am all for free speech but that doesn't mean we should stop trying to make racism socially unacceptable. Personally I didn't find the joke here to be offensive but I can see why it would bother you, salmacis, so out of courtesy I wouldn't repeat it.

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    192. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [Wise-Ass mode on] Actually, the pope is German ;) [Wise-Ass mode off]

    193. Re:PC? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Contrary to what most people in Argentina (apparently believe) "what most people in the US believe" is sometimes hard to generalize.

      I'd guess most intellectually-engaged Americans understand Latino is a stupid concept.

      By the way - the GERMAN pope is "Latino"? That's a novel interpretation.

      Personally, I'd love it if the US government was color-blind, and never even COLLECTED demographic data at all. Unfortunately (and this is elemental to political correctness) this is critical to the particular culture of victimization and entitlement that empowers an entire side of US politics...how can you declare your voters 'victims of racial oppression' without statistics identifying them?

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      -Styopa
    194. Re:PC? by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      None of that has anything to do with athletic scholarships. The tiny fraction of students that play in the college league sports hardly makes a dent in the overall physical fitness of the general population of students, and the number of them that are on athletic scholarships even less so. Schools can have sports programs, and fitness programs, and should, but if it's about fitness then it should be open to more than just the "best of the best". The truth of the matter is that sports teams are cash cows for schools, and so they often give these "scholarships" to people who have not demonstrated scholarly ability. Calling it a scholarship is a dodge, why not have communities start their own quasi-professional teams, and pay the players. Some of them might even go to college with that money. Hell, if their grades are good enough, perhaps they'd qualify for a scholarship.

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    195. Re:PC? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      In English, America refers to the United States of America. There is no continent "America", at least in the English language. We call them North America and South America, collectively named "the Americas". Note the s indicating plurality (two continents, not one). Note also, the 'the' in front. We do this because 'America' and 'the Americas' are different.

      America with an apostrophe over the second a, is not an English word. It's a different word with a different meaning in a different language. What other languages do with their configurations of roman characters is not what English does with them. For instance, my wife might be embarrassed without being pregnant. Different languages are different.

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    196. Re:PC? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      I'm a gay black man and even I find it grossly politically correct that they would 're-engineer' Spiderman so as to try to provide a character appealing to people of particular ethnicities and sexual preferences.

      I'm not white, but I too am annoyed by the crass pandering to ethnic balkanism. Does that make me an "angry white man"?

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    197. Re:PC? by NiteShaed · · Score: 1

      The reply I left for DNS-and-BIND pretty much applies here. Removing "sports scholarships" has absolutely no bearing on physical fitness or even sports in college, aside from the fact that sponsors and ticket-buyers may not be interested in shelling out money for more (potentially) mediocre players. I agree with you that physical fitness *should* play a part in education in general, although through encouragement rather than by requirement.
      Bottom line, the athletics programs that involve sports scholarships do absolutely nothing for the bulk of the student body as far as fitness goes. These people are already as physically fit as it gets. The overweight nerd whose diet consists of nothing but Code Red, Cheetoes and pizza will never benefit directly from these programs, but perhaps there's a way to lure him away from WoW for a while for some realistic fitness instruction in a gym or weight-room if it's presented correctly.

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    198. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love it when cultural diatribes start with "contrary to what most people in the US believe". Hilarious. Combating imaginary cultural ignorance with actual cultural ignorance. The aggressive, indignant, response to whatever word everyone uses to describe their culture, as if it's too fantastic to be categorized like every other culture. The brief, condescending, and marginally accurate cultural history showing that "most people in the US" are indeed fucking idiots lol. All written by someone who more than likely lives..... in the US. So I'll just continue not correcting people who say "Latino" or "Latina", because nobody really cares.

    199. Re:PC? by AP31R0N · · Score: 1

      This is the sort of linguistic hijacking that pisses me off. PC doesn't mean that. That's what conservatives want it to mean. They are wrong. Just as file sharing isn't piracy.

      PC means show some basic human decency, don't dehumanize with language. Originally, there was the phrase politically incorrect. Calling a black man a nigger is politically incorrect. The flip side of that was politically correct which is basically calling people what they want to be called, instead of a pejorative. Which is a fairly reasonable request.

      As a joke, some conservatives started inventing silly terms to make fun of the PC movement. Now it's the joke that dominates.

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    200. Re:PC? by __aasehi2499 · · Score: 1

      They renamed the Mental Retardation and Developmental Disabilities agency to just Department of Developmental Disabilities to be more PC. Afterwards I asked if they had Carlos Mencia rename the place because the acronym for it now is DDD, or if you ever watched his show - Du Da Duh.

    201. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that doesn't strike me as any better than saying we should have special scholarships for exotic dancers because then the school can open a strip club.

      Well, I'd vote for that, but I think you might have trouble getting it past the alumnus.

    202. Re:PC? by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      So Brazil doesn't count?

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    203. Re:PC? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 2

      it says "the creators haven't ruled out that he's gay." well, okay, i'm sure they haven't ruled out a lot of things, so we drop that obvious bit of sensationalism.

      which leaves half-black/half-latino. i don't see why this counts as two instances of PCness. if he were quarter-asian, quarter-native american, quarter-black, quarter-white, would that count as three instances, or four? or maybe it grows exponentially, and it's eight?

      seriously, he's just of non-white mixed race. that's it. big fucking deal.

      Who said anything about multiple instances of being PC? Hell, it would probably have been less an obvious political statement if he was just X vice mix of X and Y. I also never said anything about him being mixed being a big deal, in and of itself. However, when you do put in that "he just might be gay" plus the seemingly out of thin air nature of the character it does seem as if they just decided to replace the white spidey with non-white spidey because he's a non-white spidey as opposed to some other reason that has nothing to do with race/sex/whatever. As I said in another comment, if spidey had a friend of category X which was an established character and they decided to make him the new spidey that would be fine and not PC. But to seemingly pull a character out of the grab gag of PC types with little history or logic behind it makes it seem like they did it simply to make a statement. Which is fine, it's their character. They could make him a gay/lesbian/black/white/asian/indian/whatevercomestomind for all I really care as long as they didn't do it because it was gay/lesbian/black/white/asian/indian/whatevercomestomind. Does that make sense?

      Side note, I honestly don't care what they do with spiderman as I'm not really a fan of comics in the first place. I'm merely trying to explain a point of view.

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    204. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      If the only solution being proposed is something similar to affirmative action, then I'd say so.

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    205. Re:PC? by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      'Politically correct' now just means things that angry white men don't like. Often that includes (and I don't know why) people of other races, religions, etc.

      The article is from the Daily Mail, no surpise there.

      Political correctness is about neutral language and ideas... you know, Newspeak. If some group doesn't like a word you just change it until they do. The people that don't like that are the sane ones.

    206. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      If the only solution being proposed is something similar to affirmative action, then I'd say so.

      Really? Do you even know what affirmative action is? (hint: it's not "give the job to the unqualified black guy over the qualified white guy".

    207. Re:PC? by HungWeiLo · · Score: 1

      As an Asian person who went to college within the last 15 years - let me be the first to tell you that being Asian is actually a disadvantage for the purposes of college admissions when it comes to preferential treatment policies when compared to all other ethnic groups including whites.

      The large number of Asian applicants are already playing some kind of musical instrument, taking college prep courses, have high scholastic numbers, etc. Asians applying to Ivies actually have to step up quite a bit - volunteer to build a village full of houses in Mozambique, play something obscure like a xylophone, start a charity foundation, etc. In the way that some schools are set up (with unofficial quotas for each group?), Asians have to compete with a large group of high-performing students.

      So if this Asian woman got a full ride, either because of her efforts in finding obscure scholarships/grants and/or because of her family's financial situation, she most likely got it fair and square. I've known several people like that - who spend week after week hunting for scholarships that are offered by various organizations - it's amazing how many of them end up being the only applicant. Seems like there's rather a lot of laziness out there, despite the poor economy.

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    208. Re:PC? by SpinningCone · · Score: 1

      since porn on the internet...

    209. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      Really? Do you even know what affirmative action is?

      If what you stated in that post is true, then I guess not. But even if it's not true, I'll rephrase: if the only solution being proposed is to give minorities jobs simply because of their race, then I'd say so.

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    210. Re:PC? by eepok · · Score: 1

      Latino is *supposed* to be a general summary statement of ethnicity describing those from Latin-America (from Mexico down to Panama).

      Hispanic is *supposed* to be a general summary statement of ethnicity describing those from Spanish-conquered Caribbean islands.

      "Race" is *supposed* to be summary statements of biological origins from around the world- the modern terms being "White", "Asian/Oriental", "Black". In the early-to-mid 1900s, those of "Hispanic/Latino" backgrounds were categorized by the American government as "White" but various non-united cultural movements established "more correct" means of identification. Enter: Hispanic, Latino/a, Chicano/a (a politically-charged label). Which term is "most-appropriate" for your region depends on traditions that stem from the mid-1900s.

      I'm of Mexican origin. On bubble-in forms, I identify as "Latino" because I am in California and do not identify as "someone from Mexico". If I were in certain parts of New Mexico, Arizona, and Texas, it would be most-appropriate for me to identify as "Hispanic".

      But you can forget all that because the truth is that all of us non-White people get together online, via mail, by smoke signal, and even in person to decide what we want White people to call us in the coming fiscal year. That's why no one's ever sure what to call "us"... we keep moving the goal posts. It's cheap and often cruel, but boy is it a laugh riot!

    211. Re:PC? by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Thank you, I have always hated the word Latino. (Mother is 1st generation American from Mexico)

    212. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      if the only solution being proposed is to give minorities jobs simply because of their race, then I'd say so.

      Good thing that's not the only solution being proposed then. But you can't solve the problem without considering race - by even acknowledging the problem you're considering race!

    213. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Are you fucking stupid? read my fucking post. I would never leave my country to go live in that fucking decadent empire.

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    214. Re:PC? by myth24601 · · Score: 1

      In the USA, the PC rules for what makes you Latino are simple. If you are a descendant of anyone who came from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country, you are Latino (Hispanic is gradually falling out of favor, soon to join "Chicano").

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    215. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      And it's been that way since the 50's. Try to find any reference to "The America's" before that time.

      America was named after Americo Vespucio. The name was given by Spanish explorers. so the name IS ORIGINALLY IN SPANISH.

      If your stupid language later changed it to suit your stupid worldview, and the US population drank all of that cool aid, well, that's your problem, not ours. The continent is still called America, and it includes Canada as well as Argentina.

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    216. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      That was my point dude. The word Latino is stupid. He lives in Rome, and he speaks Latin, therefore he is Latino.

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    217. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      But you can't solve the problem without considering race

      Can you prove this? What if there is a solution that has not been thought up that does not consider race? Do you know of every solution in existence?

      And I didn't say otherwise, anyway. I just said that if it's going to make it unfair for other groups, then I do not want such a "solution" at all.

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    218. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Can you prove this? What if there is a solution that has not been thought up that does not consider race?

      Again, by even acknowledging the problem you're considering race. By following up on the results you're considering race. The actual solution may or may not involve race depending on the ultimate problem - if the problem is overt discrimination, than race will necessarily be tied into the solution. If the problem is due to disparate impact the solution may be to resolve a problem that is not directly race-related but has affects along racial lines.

      I just said that if it's going to make it unfair for other groups, then I do not want such a "solution" at all.

      "Don't discriminate against <group>" (IOW, affirmative action) isn't unfair to other groups.

    219. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      "Don't discriminate against " (IOW, affirmative action) isn't unfair to other groups.

      I didn't say that it was.

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    220. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      Than what "unfair" solutions were you referring to?

    221. Re:PC? by cheekyjohnson · · Score: 1

      The supposed misconception that I had about affirmative action. Of course, now that you've explained what it is, the point is moot. Although, allegedly, some of my family members were turned down at job interviews merely because of their race (with the employer claiming that they are only allowed to hire members of certain races at this present point in time). If true, I wonder why that was.

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    222. Re:PC? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > PS: All superheroes are liberals.

      I just finished watching the (really excellent, recommended) Justice League series by WB, and the last season, where the core members were seriously discussing taking over governments, suspending elections and personal liberties "temporarily" and just running things themselves, was really fascinating. And chilling.

      But that doesn't necessarily invalidate what you said. "Liberal" doesn't mean the same thing it used to.

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    223. Re:PC? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      ...and seriously, we really need to come up with a term for "multiracial-except-white", as that is what most PC sources mean by "multiracial". I'm multiracial in the genetic sense, but my skin is light enough that most people mistake me for white.

      When I registered my daughter for school the first time, the (mandatory) race section of the form did not include "multiracial" or "other (specify)" (it does now -- we have made some progress) and she did not match any of the choices. I explained this to the administrator, who looked at my daughter and checked "white". Ok... That's not racially prejudiced at all...

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    224. Re:PC? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean ADHD, unless "ADDH" is some new affliction of which I am not aware. (This is certainly possible.) You could have a whole story arc on how the school system has diagnosed hir as attention deficit and pressured the parents to put hir on ritalin. And they'll do it, because the school administrators said to, and they know best.

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    225. Re:PC? by retchdog · · Score: 1

      yes, what i'm saying that the "gay" part is pure muckraking. flamebait. the article would've been thin and unconvincing without that "speculation"/lie. if you let it influence your feelings, you are being manipulated.

      consider that, if you had just bought the comic sight-unseen, your reaction would have been different.

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    226. Re:PC? by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      In the USA, the PC rules for what makes you Latino are simple. If you are a descendant of anyone who came from a Spanish or Portuguese speaking country, you are Latino

      Including Spain and Portugal?

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    227. Re:PC? by Reverberant · · Score: 1

      If true, I wonder why that was.

      1. The employer was lying (they didn't want to hire your family members for some other reason and rather than dealing with repeated followups, they found it easier to say "blame our not hiring you on affirmative action")

      Or

      2. The employer was working under the same misunderstanding that many other people hold regard AA. In that case, the employer was breaking the law and if your family member had hired a lawyer to challenge that rationale, a judge would have bitched-slapped that employer.

    228. Re:PC? by atriusofbricia · · Score: 1

      yes, what i'm saying that the "gay" part is pure muckraking. flamebait. the article would've been thin and unconvincing without that "speculation"/lie. if you let it influence your feelings, you are being manipulated.

      consider that, if you had just bought the comic sight-unseen, your reaction would have been different.

      True, that alone could be a bit of attention whoring as it were. That said, I rather wish they were just honest about it. It would have been better if they wanted to create a new spiderman of type/class X simply so it would of type/class X just say that and not pussyfoot around it by trying to say that they're not trying to make a point when clearly they are.

      Of course, it goes without saying that in the grand scheme of things this is all of little consequence and will likely be unremembered by anyone aside from the most hardcore fans. :)

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    229. Re:PC? by GCPSoft · · Score: 2

      I'm sorry to disagree, but in Argentina THERE ARE strong racial issues. In the city of Buenos Aires, the "porteños" are very xenophobic and racists, even against their own country fellows from other "provincias". And don't talk about other countries near Argentina... Calling "bolitas" to some people (a despective motto the porteños uses for refering to the bolivians) is a clear example of a xenophobic way of talking. Ask for what is a "cabecita negra" in Buenos Aires and you will see. Most argentinians consider the europeans in general as brothers, but denies their closest brotherhood to their own american fellows. They even think they are a first world country, even while there are still people living on the countryside in 18th century's conditions. Racism is a big issue in there. My sister lives there since 2004 and I saw first hand what happens when your skin color is not bright white, just like most european's skin.

    230. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      You are completely wrong. I was born and raised in Argentina, and I've lived here my entire life. I've lived in several cities, including Buenos Aires (I currently live in Mar del Plata, a sunny city by the sea 400km south of Buenos Aires.

      You are mistaking the Porteños. Yes, there are many racist bastards in Buenos Aires, if you go to Recoleta (One of the most expensive neighborhoods). Rich bastards think they are better than everybody else. But you are mistaking the kind of Racism there is in Argentina. I can prove to you that there is no racism in Argentina in one simple step. Around the year 1810 the black population in Argentina was huge, just like in the states. Yes, we had slaves, but we never had the history of violence and bigotry the US had, slaves where treated fairly and considered part of the family, and slavery was abolished early and without major issues (most Argentinians where abolitionists). No racial segregation or violence occurred after that. So, around 1810 we had a huge black population ... around 20%, just like the US. Right now, the black population is well below 3%, while in the states it's around 20%. What happened to them? Well, we fucked them (in the right way). Yes, we fucked. And skin color averaged over the years. That's where our average skin color comes from: A shitload of fucking going on through the years, black, yellow, red, brown, whatever. If it's warm, we'll try to fuck it. That's how you solve racism. We did commit awful atrocities to our native population, thanks to a bastard (Gral. Roca), but that's a single campaign by a single general against the native population in our entire history.

      So, yeah, we have big mouths and don't give a fuck about being PC. If you are from the US, we'll call you "gringo". All the fucking time. If your skin is darker, we'll call you Negro. If you have Italian ancestors, we'll call you Tano, and if your ancestors where Spanish, we'll call you "Gallego". If you are fat, you'll be called "Gordo", If you are thin, you'll be called "Flaco". If you are jew, or your lastname even sounds remotely jew, we'll call you "Ruso". Yes, we use racial slurs and other kind of non-PC words to refer to everybody. We are going to make fun of everything and everyone, that's what we are. We are going to find some particular characteristic that you don't like exposed, and make up a nickname for you based on that. And yes, we'll use all the slurs and stereotypes available to refer to people from other countries/religions/ethnic groups/etc.

      But guess what? At the end of the day we all sit at the same table, and there is no VIOLENCE or REAL DISCRIMINATION based on your sex, race, or anything else. So, yeah, we call them Bolitas. They are to us what Mexicans are to the US population. But guess what? Mexicans get killed in the US at the border, they are hunted like animals, deported if found, forced to live like illegals and given the shittiest jobs. They are also banned from Education, Health, and every other right citizens get. Wanna know what we do? We offer them citizenship, to every last one of them. This is in our fucking constitution, in the preamble, where a bill of rights is stablished:

      "asegurar los beneficios de la libertad para nosotros, para nuestra posteridad, y para todos los hombres del mundo que quieran habitar el suelo Argentino"

      rough translation "assure the benefits of freedom for us, for our posterity, and for every man in the world that wants to live in Argentinian territory".

      Our so called principle of legality: "No inhabitant of the Nation will be forced to do what the law doesn't order nor forbidden to do what the law doesn't forbid". Notice how it says "Inhabitant", not citizen. Even if you aren't a citizen, you can get full benefits, and if you are not a citizen, you can get citizenship if you want (or just residence and keep your citizenship).

      Get your passport, come to Argentina. Go to any public hospital. Nobody will even demand an ID from you, you will just get the medical attent

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    231. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no use for people who are so overly sensitive that a mere word causes them grief. Yes, everybody should be treated equally, but no one is special, not even you. You don't want to be offended, but you're oblivious to other people being offended by you.

      Grow the fuck up!

    232. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh?
      From wikipedia: "Amerigo Vespucci (March 9, 1454 &#226;&#8364;" February 22, 1512) was an Italian explorer, navigator and cartographer. The Americas are generally believed to have derived their name from the feminized Latin version of his first name."

      Where do you get the name being Spanish?

    233. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      I didn't say the name was Spanish, I said the Spanish people named it.

      Yes, the explorer was from Italy, but it was the Spanish who named the continent:

      "In 1508, after only two voyages to the Americas, the position of chief of navigation of Spain (piloto mayor de Indias) was created for Vespucci, with the responsibility of planning navigation for voyages to the Indies." --> From the same article you linked.

      He was born in Italy, moved to Portugal, and finally ended up working with the Spanish, who where doing most of the American-exploratio

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    234. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and in the same way, in Eastern Europe 'caucasian' means people from Caucasus region - i.e., ethnic germans, englishmen, russians, italians, poles, swedes are definitely NOT causasian as they have completely different facial features, skin color, etc.
            The "race" terms that USA uses probably seem quite silly to almost everyone in the world :)

    235. Re:PC? by Reverand+Dave · · Score: 1

      Way to take a joke cry baby.

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    236. Re:PC? by KingBenny · · Score: 1

      no, they probably should have made him a transsexual in that case. It seems it has finally happened, politically correct neo-hippies have taken over the world, where's my mars-rocket ?

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    237. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We see ourselves as Americans, since America is the name of the entire continent (regardless of how US citizens use the word)

      In English, the name of the continent is 'South America'. 'America' is a supercontinent; calling yourselves 'Americans' would be comparable to someone from France calling himself a 'Euro-Afrasian'. The rules might be different in the languages of South America, but that just means that the English word 'America' and 'America' in Spanish and Portuguese are false friends, like the word 'actual'.

      Latino is a fucking stupid word, since technically it defines anyone that speaks a Romance language, so, by definition, "Latino" includes lots of European countries (France, Spain, Portugal, Romania, Italia, etc). By this definition, the fucking stupid pope is "Latino", and so where the Romans.

      Another false friend, then. The cognate English word that can be (though admittedly is not always) used for Romance-speaking countries in general is 'Latin'. Choosing to use 'Latino' instead in English means referring to Spanish- and Portuguese-speaking cultures, especially those of Central or South America.

    238. Re:PC? by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 1

      Except BOTH America and Latino are words ORIGINATED IN ROMANCE LANGUAGES.

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    239. Re:PC? by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      It is a recognition of excellence / arete, though.

    240. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So are 'actual' and a lot of other false friends between English and Romance.

    241. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is brilliant ^o^

    242. Re:PC? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, hermano.

  2. But NO IRISH promised Marvel by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

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    1. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by OzPeter · · Score: 2

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      If you think that will be fun, you should have seen the Bris edition!

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    2. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      Given Wolverine has extra-human regenerative powers, how would the bris work? Does it count if it just grows back?

    3. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by demonbug · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      If you think that will be fun, you should have seen the Bris edition!

      I give up; how did they counter his mutant healing factor?

    4. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      If you think that will be fun, you should have seen the Bris edition!

      Best I could do with "Wolverine + Mohel" and google image search on my way out the door:
      http://blingdomofgod.com/4283.jpg

    5. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by OzPeter · · Score: 1

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      If you think that will be fun, you should have seen the Bris edition!

      I give up; how did they counter his mutant healing factor?

      Well played .. I didn't even think about that aspect. I was more thinking about him performing the act.

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    6. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I give up; how did they counter his mutant healing factor?

      A very good mohel with an adamantium knife.

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    7. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Ambvai · · Score: 1

      Maybe he just has to wear an adamantium razor-sharp ring all the time to slice it off every time it regrows.

    8. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by waerloga01 · · Score: 1

      I give up; how did they counter his mutant healing factor?

      A very good mohel with an adamantium knife.

      Sorry to ruin a joke :) My understanding is most mutant powers don't manifest until puberty.

    9. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They keep trying, that is why he is always grumpy.

    10. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by SatanClauz · · Score: 1

      Thats Jewverine to you buddy!

    11. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the movie:
        Rogue: "Doesn't that hurt?"
        Wolvie: "Every time..."

    12. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the crappy bit about the whole story he has to go in daily for a refresher.

      Where did you think that all of the anger came from?

    13. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Mutant powers didn't kick in until puberty.

    14. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by geekoid · · Score: 1

      easy - he just stabs anyone who sees his penis.

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    15. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Next up, Wolverine's special two-part Bar Mitzvah issue! L'chaim!

      If you think that will be fun, you should have seen the Bris edition!

      I give up; how did they counter his mutant healing factor?

      it was an EPIC battle..

      I don't wanna spoil the ending for you but I'll give you a hint: the mohel had a super power.

    16. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His abilities didn't kick in until he was well past being a newborn.

    17. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't. It was just the same 3 panels for 27 pages. Oy vey!

    18. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by zombie_striptease · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the time I was in line at a con and the people next to me were trying to answer the question: Is Superman cirumcised? They argued for over an hour without reaching a firm conclusion. It was one of the most fascinating and hilarious conversations I've been party to in my lifetime of geekery.

    19. Re:But NO IRISH promised Marvel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He didn't get his mutant powers until puberty?

  3. Bendis is writing it. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 2

    Bendis is still writing the books. He has written good books for the last 11 years. I think we can give this a chance. If he had introduced a spider-man that was too close to the old peter parker this title would have jumped the shark. There is no reason to retread that ground in this title. If you want peter parker read amazing spider-man.

    1. Re:Bendis is writing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you want peter parker read amazing spider-man."
      The last time I heard something similar, Bendis was telling us "if you want Spider-Man stories as they were before Brand New Day, read Spider-Girl." And then he canceled that.

    2. Re:Bendis is writing it. by blair1q · · Score: 1

      I want to know how a teenager who hasn't been bitten by a radioactive spider is going to be strong enough to swing from a few strands of silk 100 stories up between buildings on alternate city blocks.

    3. Re:Bendis is writing it. by residieu · · Score: 1

      Better choice would be, "Spider-man is dead. Stop writing about Spider-man" If you want to read Spider-man, he's still alive in Amazing Spider-man, invent some other hero to replace his Ultimate universe book.

    4. Re:Bendis is writing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bendis is a great writer. But why kill Peter Parker to do this? Scorpion-kid would have been a fine start.

    5. Re:Bendis is writing it. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      A wizard did it.

    6. Re:Bendis is writing it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If no one wants to read "Spiderman" anymore, then why even bother continuing the fucking franchise? Just shitcan the whole thing, and chalk it up as a "classic" like Peanuts, Snoopy and Charlie Fucking Brown.

      Oh wait. There's no money in that.

      Why bother taking a chance on a story, when they won't take a chance one a name?

      But who cares? The world deserves a Black Jesus and a Chinese Santa Clause too. It's not bastardization, it's progress.

      Just like Christmas isn't bastardized paganism, and Rock and Roll isn't bastardized Blues etc etc...

    7. Re:Bendis is writing it. by Eunuchswear · · Score: 1

      Uh, Jesus probably wasn't what you might call "white".
       

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  4. The logical extrapolation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  5. How is that "politically correct"? by eepok · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Political correctness is daintily tip-toeing around words and phrases because those words or phrases may or may not be taboo relative to modern cultural, racial, religious, sexual, etc. constructs.

    A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

    1. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by geminidomino · · Score: 0

      Morales is a half-black, half-Latino teen, and the creators haven't ruled out that he might be gay.

      Making him black or latino or whatever is diverse.

      Half-black, Half-latino, possibly gay? Rolling up so much "special" into one clump like that gives you a PC M'lady.

    2. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Sprouticus · · Score: 4, Funny

      A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

      Wouldn't a Japanese Spiderman have been more likely.

    3. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Hatta · · Score: 2

      Being diverse for the sake of diversity is political correctness. If you're wanting to tell the story of a mixed race youth who happens to be a web slinger, that's not political correctness. If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race so you appeal to a broader audience, that's political correctness. It's too early to tell which way they'll go with this.

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    5. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by BlackHawk · · Score: 1

      Oh, great! Now you've just set off a panic as people start looking for radioactive spiders that are out to get them! I know I'm safe, the tin foil chestguard repels them.

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    6. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With their recent radioactivity problems, it would probably be "too soon."

    7. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race so you appeal to a broader audience, that's political correctness.

      No, that's marketing.

      On the other hand, if you started out with a white guy just because it never crossed your mind that there are people other than white guys, and then you replace him with another white guy because, well, what else is there besides more white guys, then that's racism, or at least cultural-centrism (is that a word?). However, if you replace a white guy with a non-white guy just to change things up a bit, then that's just plain old diversity.

      Whatever the case, why this is even an article is beyond me. There's a new spiderman. Whoop-de-doo. He's not white. BFD.

    8. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

      Wouldn't a Japanese Spiderman have been more likely.

      That's a racial stereotype!

    9. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Political correctness is a form of marketing. That's a large part of why people find it objectionable.

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    10. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by sjames · · Score: 1

      So how DOES it feel to be an English African-American tennis pro? I'm sure that by using an entirely inapplicable racial term we are in no way missing the point by still focusing on race rather than on the person who happens to be of that race!

    11. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Been there done that.

      http://spiderfan.org/comics/images/spiderman_manga/011.jpg

    12. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by residieu · · Score: 1

      Besides, they already have a half-latino Spider-man, Miguel O'Hara from the 2099 series back in the 90s.

    13. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah but what you don't know yet is that the radioactive spider bite is what turns him gay, too.

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    14. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone can be bitten by a radioactive spider. But not just anyone is dorky enough to put on a unitard afterwords. There's a reason Tron-guy is white.

      I admit this is a lot of stereotyping on my part. I would love to see the day when blacks and latinos can step forward and proudly proclaim "I'm a dork!" with the same confidence as their white and asian brothers.

      (I don't want to be AC here but I may run for office someday)

    15. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      The problem is that there are so extremely few ethnic superheroes out there, especially the big name titles. So when there is a non-white superhero this prominent it's going to be what people focus on.

    16. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being diverse for the sake of diversity is political correctness. If you're wanting to tell the story of a mixed race youth who happens to be a web slinger, that's not political correctness. If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race to avoid negative press and/or lawsuits, that's political correctness. If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race so you appeal to a broader audience, that's marketing. It's too early to tell which way they'll go with this.

    17. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Hulk? The Thing? Aquaman? (his powers are totally gay!)

    18. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by alexo · · Score: 1

      A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

      Wouldn't a Japanese Spiderman have been more likely.

      That's a racial stereotype!

      I think you meant a laciar steleotype.

    19. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by owlstead · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess we'll have to wait a bit before the spiders become truly radioactive.

    20. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

      If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race so you appeal to a broader audience, that's political correctness.

      But the stereotypical representation of political correctness is that it panders to the views and interests of a minority at the expense of the majority, so how does the above tie in?

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    21. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by wondafucka · · Score: 1

      Political correctness is daintily tip-toeing around words and phrases because those words or phrases may or may not be taboo relative to modern cultural, racial, religious, sexual, etc. constructs.

      A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

      No, being politically correct is respecting diversity and realizing that, for example, the white mens' club is extremely offensive to racial minorities, women, political minorities, etc. For example, being politically correct means that having a business meeting at a strip club is now frowned upon. Or, perhaps a black person might like to work in an office where being referred to as a "nigger" is banned. This is not tiptoeing. This is common fucking courtesy.

      Unfortunately, many members of said club disliked losing their former free reign and exaggerated the practice to walking on eggshells, lest they make the slightest transgression against the smallest of sub-groups. This cartoon of political correctness is a shame, because most sane people believe they should be able to work in an environment without prejudice or bigotry.

      There are also, however, instances when the smallest of sub-groups cry wolf and raise a big fuss. Overall theses annoyances are worth the tradeoff. For example, women can now wear pants in the workplace, which makes them much more fun to chase.

    22. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzzt. Wrong.

      Political Correctness is a manner of neutral communication.

      For example, if I said, "Typical Nazi Republican", that wouldn't be politically correct. If I said, "Another right-wing Christian terrorist following their crazy infallible God", that also would not be politically correct.

      You may call it "tip toeing" but that is because speaking in neutral terms takes work, and thinking is hard, I sympathize with you. Easier to just speak in offensive terms than have to use that brain.

      Every criticism of PC I've ever heard has been from straight, white, conservatives, usually Christian... and sometimes a black GOP candidate. Not to say there aren't exceptions, but I have yet to see them.

      Funny how that works. Dawg.

    23. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There already is a Japanese Spiderman. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3MxGtH-2duM

    24. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's racist. Some hispanic guy decides to kill off the white character just so he can replace him with a Mexican character.

    25. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Waccoon · · Score: 1

      Political correctness is daintily tip-toeing around words and phrases because those words or phrases may or may not be taboo relative to modern cultural, racial, religious, sexual, etc. constructs.

      Or, it tested well with the focus groups.

    26. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by PwnzerDragoon · · Score: 1
    27. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Political Correctness is pandering to the perceived sensitivities of all sorts of defined 'victim' groups - ethnic minorities, the handicapped, women, homosexuals, etc. If your group is large enough not to be marginal and could possibly be construed to have been 'victims' by someone at sometime in history, you can jump on the 'political correctness' train, with a token representative in advertising pictures, instructional manuals, etc.

      For example: casting a black man in a wheelchair as Hamlet because he's the best actor available? Not PC.
      Casting a black man in a wheelchair SPECIFICALLY for his skin color and because his ethnicity and disabled status make his performance somehow more 'reachable' for 'disadvantaged' audiences, is political correctness.

      Perhaps instead of just reflexively dismissing it according to your political biases, you could try to understand the criticism and address the fact of it?

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    28. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by mdervin2001 · · Score: 1

      ... If you're wanting to tell the story of a web slinger who just happens to be mixed race so you appeal to a broader audience, that's political correctness. It's too early to tell which way they'll go with this.

      Oh those b@stards trying to sell more of their product to a larger audience. You must really love Aryan Man.

    29. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if I want to write a story, and it's not really important what ethnicity the hero is, if I make him anything but white I'm pandering to the PC crowd?

    30. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Spiderman with non-white ethnic background is just diverse. Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider.

      Wouldn't a Japanese Spiderman have been more likely.

      There was a Japanese Spiderman manga, published in the 1980's, I think.

    31. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      and could possibly be construed to have been 'victims' by someone at sometime in history,

      The fact that you use quotes around victim, implying it is a false victimhood, while referring to the likely groups of 'victims' as: ethnic minorities, handicapped, women, homosexuals is incredibly telling. You're either very ignorant or very biased. Maybe not the handicapped, but no educated, sane person would question for a moment that the other three groups on your list have faced persecution. When was the last time a straight, white male was either A) denied his right to vote or work based on one of those three qualifications or B) attacked and beaten b/c of one of those qualifications?

      Perhaps instead of just reflexively dismissing it according to your political biases, you could try to understand the criticism and address the fact of it?

      Sure, but the only criticism I see so far is "The new character isn't whiiiiiiiiite, it's political correctness run amok!" You really think they are pandering to the black-tino community? All 3 of them? Or did the artist just want to try something stylistically new? Did the writers want to develop a character of mixed race background in order to be able to develop that into the storylines? Are there many many other reasons they could have made this choice that have absolutely nothing to do with "political correctness run amok"? Have you or any of the other critics provided any evidence or reason to suspect none of the other explanations are valid? Again, the only argument I have seen so far is "They replaced a white guy with a mixed race guy and they obviously did it to try and make me feel bad."

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    32. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't a Japanese Spiderman have been more likely.

      There was a Japanese Spiderman. TV series that ran in Japan, he even rode a motorcycle. Ah, the good old days...

    33. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone can get bitten by a radioactive spider

      This is why I use a jar to trap those no-good eight legged fiends. Why take chances?

    34. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it would have been more accurate for me to say instead "victim flavor of the month". My point is that with broad enough rationalizations and definitions, ANYONE is a "victim" - which seems to suit both sides of the political fence.
      Certainly they have been victims. But to suggest that 'white males' somehow float through life on a cushion of privilege, power, and ease is farcical.
      As far as the last time a straight white mail was harmed by his skin color? How about 20 recent examples sustained by the USSC? http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/la-na-new-haven-firefighters-20110729,0,7391797.story
      To suggest that white males aren't harmed by minority/gender hiring quotas - primarily the domain of government/education - is prima facie absurd.
      Of course, the rebuttal is that it's 'compensatory' which is a pretty damn slippery slope. As far as less-formal matters, I'd challenge any white guy to walk through Compton at night. As a black man I *might* make it. Whitey? No chance.

      The point is that ANYONE can be a victim, if you're enough of a narcissist. Find me an American-born black today that's actually 'suffered' from Slavery - that doesn't stop it broadly being used for crass politics and the culture of victimhood useful to the black political leadership (on the left - there is none on the right, AFAIK). For what it's worth, whites were bought and sold as chattel slaves in the North African markets into the 19th century. http://www.amazon.com/Christian-Slaves-Muslim-Masters-Mediterranean/dp/1403945519

      I couldn't care less about his skin color, frankly. The PC pandering I see here is the suggestion that they might make him gay - from the Archie comic, to metrosexuals, to Hollywood, to Dumbledore, there's a clear trend toward 'gaying up'
      everything pop culture. Whether this is simply a sort of race among the superficial to be au courant, or indicative of a directed effort at 'mainstreaming' homosexuality is unclear.

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    35. Re:How is that "politically correct"? by jahudabudy · · Score: 1

      It's true that any group can point to specific instances of "victimhood" by a member of that group. I would suggest that being passed over for a job is much less harmful than being beaten to death.

      As for the gaying up pop culture, it's specifically men. Men have not historically been much of a market for fashion, "trendy" products and the like. Gay men are viewed, and view themselves, as being trendy. Voila! A new market is open for the producers of all sorts of goods. And in the marketing blitz ("You're cool, but not really cool till you buy our product, Gay Market!") Gay and Trendy have become even more entwined in the popular consciousness. It's even become a marketing technique to women, now ("Our product is so cool Gay Men use it").

      The race by the superficial to be au courant is a side effect of this, not a main motivator.

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  6. It's not "Peter Parker" so it's fine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a different guy, putting on a similar costume, inspired by the "original." There's nothing wrong with that, other than perhaps it would've been better to create a new character. This is better than DC rebooting their comics, or even mainstream Spider-man opting to have a huge chunk of his life rewritten.

  7. Not the real Spider-Man by Nick+Fel · · Score: 1

    All this death of Spider-Man stuff is in their Ultimate line that does away with existing continuity. Peter Parker's still alive and kicking in the regular books.

    1. Re:Not the real Spider-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Real"?

    2. Re:Not the real Spider-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because somehow the mainstream Marvel Universe is real?

    3. Re:Not the real Spider-Man by residieu · · Score: 1

      Because the mainstream Spider-man books have never just done away with existing continuity...

    4. Re:Not the real Spider-Man by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      Because the mainstream Spider-man books have never just done away with existing continuity...

      No, they just keep doing it in the same universe which makes way more sense.

  8. Spider man killed and replaced by Saishuuheiki · · Score: 1

    Am I the only that can't get the thought out of his head that the new spider-man was bitten by a radioactive spider-man?

    Otherwise he'd turn into a spider after all.

    1. Re:Spider man killed and replaced by blair1q · · Score: 1

      He's a were-spider?

  9. Fucking hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I thought Spider-Man in Spider-Man 3 was already too politically correct.

    1. Re:Fucking hell by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Sorry, I don't get it: how was he any more PC than he was in Spider-Man 1 and 2? It was the same dorky white kid, except this time he finally had the girl. A black alien sludge infecting him doesn't make it PC.

      Anyway, Spider-Man 3 was a horrible movie.

    2. Re:Fucking hell by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you watch the same 3rd movie that I did? Because I wanted to see a movie about a superhero, but what I saw was an emo teenager who was struggling to find his identity. I wanted to see a movie about supervillains, but what I saw was about fifteen side-plots of other characters who were also struggling to find their identity. And then in the end about half of them embraced their inner good child and had a tea party together while the other half became pure evil and tried to kill them, but then the good ones couldn't bring themselves to kill the bad ones and they all lived happily ever after.

      Ok, I exaggerate. The movie wasn't actually half that interesting.

  10. Recipes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half of this... and half of that... stir briskly... bake for an hour in a 500 oven ... serve to the unwary

  11. MM Instead of PP? by kakyoin01 · · Score: 1

    Why not just let Scumbag Steve take over instead?

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  12. LOL @ Daily Fail stories by HarrySquatter · · Score: 0

    So Slashdot is still posting stories from the Daily Fail despite the fact that it has routinely been shown to be making shit up or creating phony controversies to drive web clicks and sell papers?

    1. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by GameboyRMH · · Score: 2

      Yeah the Daily Mail could tell me that today is Wednesday and I'd still double-check.

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    2. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Daily Mail may have a crappy reputation, but this story at least is legit and verifiable.

    3. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by HarrySquatter · · Score: 2

      Yes, the Daily Fail routinely picks up on stories that are true but then purposefully leaves out necessary facts in their reporting in order to create a controversy that doesn't exist. In this story they leave out the fact that this is in an alternate universe comic series. In the main series, Spiderman is still white bread Peter Parker. From what Daily Fail would like you to believe, Marvel has removed Peter Parker entirely yet this is just not true.

    4. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by Hatta · · Score: 1

      That's about business as usual at /. You did realize you're reading a tabloid right? Just a tabloid aimed at the nerd market.

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    5. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, I didn't realize it was alternate universe until this comment.

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    6. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by geekoid · · Score: 1

      wow..just wow... I think you may be correct. I just didn't realize it..wow.

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    7. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Me as well. My last comment somewhere else is now void. Sorry.

    8. Re:LOL @ Daily Fail stories by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah.... The Daily Fail makes Fox News look good^Wthe same. Oh well, never mind. I guess it just still sucks to be fed an opinion....

  13. Who cares? by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

    The Spiderman comic books have been dead to me since the whole clone wars debacle.. Seriously, I'm a bit surprised they're even still making comics anymore.. I thought Marvel and DC made their money off of franchise license these days?

    1. Re:Who cares? by blair1q · · Score: 1

      If the publishers don't publish the funnybooks, the fan-fic will take over. This is just mining that source for profit by hand-picking the fan-fic writers and artists with actual talent.

  14. WHERE'S THE BLACK GWEN STACY? by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 1, Troll

    I am so ready for another comic-book crush.

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    1. Re:WHERE'S THE BLACK GWEN STACY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that they haven't stated his orientation, how do you know it won't be Glen Stacy?

    2. Re:WHERE'S THE BLACK GWEN STACY? by JockTroll · · Score: 1

      Glen or Glenda?

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    3. Re:WHERE'S THE BLACK GWEN STACY? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ambiguously gay?

  15. "politically correct?" by Fanolex · · Score: 5, Insightful

    terrible, antagonizing post title. having minority characters isn't inherently politically correct. sometimes it's just real.

    1. Re:"politically correct?" by Josh04 · · Score: 1

      looooot of racism on slashdot today it seems.

    2. Re:"politically correct?" by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      ITYM 'cultural criticism'.

    3. Re:"politically correct?" by flaming+error · · Score: 2

      My own kids are half latino. The concept doesn't seem all that far-fetched to me. The origin of my half-breed kids has much more to do with hormones than politics.

      "Politically Correct" is such a cheap way to insult people or ideas. It's so blatantly lazy to diss a stereotype rather than explore an idea.

      And if this Spiderman is obviously contrived to reach some emerging demographic, what's new? Wasn't a big part of Peter Parker's appeal that he was a loser nerd with a good heart, suddenly gifted with great power and responsibility? Is it any coincidence he's got admiring fans at slashdot?

    4. Re:"politically correct?" by Josh04 · · Score: 2

      there's only one shitty culture here and it's nerd culture

    5. Re:"politically correct?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having minority characters for the sake of having minority characters just like a previous white character is the epitome of political correctness. Half black, fine, half anything fine. half black, half latino, possibly gay too? Why don't they throw in some crippling deformity or somehow that he's Jewish too?

    6. Re:"politically correct?" by metrometro · · Score: 1

      Yes, because 80 years of white male characters had nothing to do with selling comic books to white males.

    7. Re:"politically correct?" by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      No, charging someone with "political correctness" is about questioning their motives. I don't think Marvel choose to make Spider-Man black, latino, and gay because they thought it would be a compelling story they really needed to tell. They did it so they could say "look how diverse we are!" That is political correctness, and it's insulting to our intelligence, that we somehow have to be goaded into accepting a gay, black, latino Spider-Man. Political correctness is about fake pandering in the name of diversity. You can't create a colorblind society when you're going out of your way to check off every box because it requires you to specifically inspect everyone's race. "Do we have a black superhero? What about a gay one? Mexican? We're really missing a black, mexican, transexual, jewish, paraplegic superhero, so let's make sure to get one of those."

      I agree with you, though, that the post title is terrible and antagonizing, as the character's name is "Spider-Man," not "Spiderman."

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    8. Re:"politically correct?" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sometimes it's just real.

      Like Spiderman!

    9. Re:"politically correct?" by Ace+XVX · · Score: 1

      Trust me, the day you start fitting into one of the check-boxes, you'll understand how important visibility is. Everyone in this thread is throwing about jokes about trans and disabled superheros because they find the idea ridiculous, like being disabled is some sort of exaggerated status and like no disabled person is ever going to read this thread and go 'actually, I could relate to a disabled superhero. I'm pleased someone thought to include us in something rather than treating us as a stereotype.'

    10. Re:"politically correct?" by meta-monkey · · Score: 1

      Relatable is fine. And there are disabled superheros, like Daredevil. Matt Murdock is blind, yet has superhuman agility and hearing. And he's a smart and successful defense attorney. That's an interesting and compelling story. They didn't make him blind for the sole purpose of having a blind superhero, they made him blind because it adds interesting depth to his character.

      When someone complains "oh that's political correctness," what they're really saying is "you took a cheap, pandering shortcut that's kind of insulting." There are perfectly reasonable ways to have compelling characters of diverse backgrounds. No one thinks Daredevil is cliche pandering. No one thinks Blade is black for political correctness. These are minority characters done well, and no one charges their creators with political correctness. But making Spider-Man black, latino, and gay for no other reason than to say "hey we've got a black gay latino Spider-Man!" is lame and insulting.

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  16. I am a half-black/latino teen who might be gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I can really relate to this!

    1. Re:I am a half-black/latino teen who might be gay by jellomizer · · Score: 1

      But have you been bitten by a radioactive spider?

      Yes I know Peter Parker at the time was suppose to be the stereotypical outcast. And now they want to revamp what is considered an outcast. But it seems to me except for creating a New person to take the identity why don't you create a new comic hero.
      I can deal with mutable green lanterns. And Batman passing the touch to a new generation. But Flashes? Spider Mans?... Why is is so after your hero dies someone else just happens to get the odd occurrence and gives them similar super powers and happens to take the departed hero's name. Whats next a new Question.

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    2. Re:I am a half-black/latino teen who might be gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you purple? I had never seen a half-black/latino quite that purple before.

    3. Re:I am a half-black/latino teen who might be gay by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      I think there were already three or four spider-mans in the main book anyway. You had:

      Peter Parker Spider-Man

      Ben Reilly Spider-Man

      Scarlet Spider

      Kaine

      Spider-Woman

  17. Ultimate Series does not reflect all of Marvel. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The main comics still feature Peter Parker. This is just the Ultimate line of comics, but from the way the article was written, you would think that Spiderman from now in in the Marvel Universe will never be Peter Parker again. Kill him off and then you have an article to write.

    1. Re:Ultimate Series does not reflect all of Marvel. by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      Wait? The Daily Mail is overstating something in order to create a false controversy? SAY IT AINT SO!!!!!

  18. Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by CastrTroy · · Score: 2

    Raj: I can't wait to ask Stan Lee why he insists on giving all his characters first and last names that start with the same letter.

    Howard: Oh, come on. Why would you do that?

    Raj: Bruce Banner, Reed Richards, Sue Storm, Stephen Strange, Otto Octavius, Silver Surfer, Peter Parker, oh, and worst of all, J. Jonah Jameson, Jr.

    Howard: Okay, I'm cutting. I'm not gonna talk to Stan Lee after you cheese him off.

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    1. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Also,later in the episode.

      Raj: Mine says, "To Raj, from Stan Lee."

      Howard: That's 'cause you pissed him off about his character names.

      Raj: Hey, I didn't even mention Dum Dum Dugan or Green Goblin, Matt Murdock, Pepper Potts, Victor Von Doom, oh, and worst of all, Millie the Model.

      Fantastic Four, Daredevil, Invincible Iron Man, Happy Hogan, Curt Connors...

      Howard: Would you just let it go?

      Raj: And worst of all, Fin Fang Foom.

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    2. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by tmosley · · Score: 1

      Victor Von Doom?

      Nerdfail.

    3. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      Perhaps he was copying DC. Lex Luthor, Lois Lane, Lana Lang, Clark Kent (okay, a stretch), Gorilla Grodd, Guy Gardner, etc. Or maybe from Disney. Donald Duck, Daisy Duck, Mickey Mouse, Minnie Mouse, etc.

    4. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you can also ask George Lucas and J.K. Rowling to stop giving every bad guy in their stories such obvious bad guy names. Please do it before they strike again and we have to endure the exploits of Star Wars villain Darth Evilus and Harry Potter antagonist Snidus Bahdgui.

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    5. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Because Victor Von Voom was his stripper name.

    6. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by geekoid · · Score: 1

      what fail?
        Victor Von Doom(aka Dr. Doom) was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

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    7. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by pluther · · Score: 3, Funny

      This was referenced once in a "Batman Beyond" episode, too, where the elderly Bruce Wayne is discussing one of his old foes with the newest Batman. He asks "Who came up with the name 'Ma Mayhem?" Bruce looks embarrassed and replies, "It was the golden age of alliteration."

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    8. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (PAUSE FOR LAUGH)

    9. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Also from Batman movie Robin says Holy rusted metal, Batman. It's kind of funny when they poke fun at their humble beginnings.

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    10. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by semi-extrinsic · · Score: 1

      To be fair, Voldemort created the name himself, so it kinda makes sense that it should sound evil, he'd want that. Tom Riddle isn't really "evil".

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    11. Re:Obiigatory Big Bang Theory, re: Miles Morales by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      Victor Von Doom? Nerdfail.

      Yes, that is his correct full name, although the "v" in von is usually not capitalized. Perhaps it is time for you to turn in your nerd membership card.

  19. who cares by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They need to break new ground every so often or the franchise dies. Why should it mater, so long as he is a realistic character, not a cardboard cut-out of ethnic stereotypes? Perhaps they can use this to discuss real discrimination, it would make a change from the introduction of "anti super" parodies of the real thing.

    Besides no-one really thinks the original is permanently dead do they? Think of this as a break, and if you do not like it go find some Indy titles, or web-comics( no pun intended) to read in the meantime. eg "www.paradigmshiftmanga.com" or try one of the big top 100 sites etc.

  20. RTFA by Toe,+The · · Score: 2

    RTFA: because in the 21st century, everyone is black and latino and a teenager and gay. Duh.

    1. Re:RTFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you forgot vampire and/or werewolf with spider like powers.

  21. It’s not a race – it’s a cultura by alexander_686 · · Score: 2

    So, you can be Hispanic if you have lived in southern California for the past 10 generations or if you Nazi grandparents had fled to Argentina. Which can lead to some interesting situations. For example, my mom was classified as by her employer as Hispanic when there was a democratic was president and not when a republican was president. And while Mexicans and Peruvians think of themselves different, I would be most would think of themselves as hispanic - just like English and Germans would thenk of themselves as different and yet both as European.

  22. Walt Disney Would be Proud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when a company like Disney buys out a comic book chain.

    You should feel privileged that he wasn't bitten by a radioactive mouse from Florida.

    1. Re:Walt Disney Would be Proud by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      This is just an alternate universe series. Spiderman is still Peter Parker in the main series. Daily Fail is creating a false controversy to stir the pot. OH NOES! Marvel creates a character that is a minority and gay!! THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH!!!

    2. Re:Walt Disney Would be Proud by magarity · · Score: 1

      You should feel privileged that he wasn't bitten by a radioactive mouse from Florida.

      What would Mouse-Man's super power be, exactly? Gnawing through the cords when the villain ties him up?

    3. Re:Walt Disney Would be Proud by RussellSHarris · · Score: 1

      No... suing people to keep his trademark going in perpetuity. *shudder*

    4. Re:Walt Disney Would be Proud by readin · · Score: 1

      Walt Disney produced the greatest comic book character ever: Carl Barks' Scrooge McDuck. Spider-man was great, but he was distant second to the richest duck in all of Duckburg (and the world).

      The world would be a better place if more kids were introduced to the old Scrooge McDuck comics at an impressionable age.

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  23. Kick off the write in campaign by bigdweeb · · Score: 1

    So is it time to start up the write in campaign for Donald Glover to be the next Spiderman again?

    1. Re:Kick off the write in campaign by uigrad_2000 · · Score: 1

      This is actually the outcome of the last write-in campaign.

      According to USA Today, Miles Morales is drawn to look like Donald Glover.

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  24. Gay??? I heard he swims with the fishes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gay??? I heard he swims with the fishes, er, I mean swings with the arachnids.

  25. Why is being black/latino "politically correct"? by guanxi · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All those blacks, latinos, and gays walking around -- who knew that their very existence is a challenge to samzenpus and jbarr's political beliefs?

    Certainly comics should only depict people who look like the vast majority in the United States as of 1950. They should only be marketed toward those people, who rightfully define our country in their own image. Anything else would be politically ... umm .... incorrect.

  26. I'll say it ... (not PC) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was no longer believable that a white teenage would work the jobs that Spider-Man's alter ego does. So something had to change.

  27. He doesn't do it on purpose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think maybe he's just alliterate.

  28. Re:Why is being black/latino "politically correct" by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

    Because the Daily Fail routinely stirs the racial and homophobic pot with these overly sensationalist stories.

  29. Don't you know what political correctness is? by bigsexyjoe · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's what conservatives whine when people don't let them engage in overt racism or when others refrain from racism. So yes, a black/hispanic gay Spiderman is "politically correct." However, I don't think Marvel should limit it's art to appease people who cry "Political correctness!" They want to tell a story about someone who reflects the new America and I think the gay angle is great because Spiderman has always been an underdog.

    1. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by jimbolauski · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I am a conservative and this is how I and many conservatives like me think.

      Making a deal about race is what got the US into the mess in the first place and to fix it we are going to focus on race? Race plays too big of a role in the American conscience and in order to fix our problem we need to make this a "nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character".

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    2. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the gay angle is great because Spiderman has always been an underdog.

      Spidey will be a catcher then.

    3. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1, Informative
      You're a conservative and this is how you and many conservatives really think, if allowed to express your views annoymously and privately:

      http://www.jstor.org/pss/2998167

      Racism is very much prevalent in the US and especially amongst conservatives. It has simply become socially undesirable to express it. Hence racists have come up with a great number of euphemisms and a great many rationalisations to justify the fact that they are still terrified of a black family moving into the neighbourhood, let alone hire a black person, recruit a black student, etc etc.

    4. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 3, Insightful
      .

      Making a deal about race is what got the US into the mess in the first place and to fix it we are going to focus on race?

      No. Racism got the U.S. into the mess in the first place, and to fix it we need to acknowledge the role that racism played in our history, that the effects of racist policies linger on for generations after the policies were removed, and that racism is still with us today as a socioeconomic force.

      Instead, we still have people glorifying the Confederacy, an anti-American organization dedicated to race-based slavery. We have the acceptance of racism that allows Americans to question the birthplace of the first African-American president and not be expelled from the political dialog. (I'm not saying opposing Obama implies racism; I'm saying birtherism and death-panelerism have racist roots, and anyone on the right not standing up to these wackos is aiding and abetting racism. There's still plenty of room to disagree or oppose Obama on substantive issues.) We have the racism of the War on Drugs. We have the unwillingness too consider how the legacy of segregation affects African-Americans today.

      The conservative "let's just ignore color from now on" neglects our responsibility to address the problems created by all the years when we didn't ignore color. Maybe it's a genuinely accidental neglect, but it has the convenient effect of keeping power where it is.

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    5. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 2

      The article you site is not about current conservative views. It is an article published 15 years ago about opinions in the Southern United States and uses a new, and probably unproven, measurement system. It also appears to be written by biased individuals, at least their bodies of work indicate a pre-existing bias. I have little doubt that they made sure they found what they were looking for.

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    6. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, you keep pushing that line about how you don't want to judge people on race. But even giving you all the credit in the world that you are genuine when you say you don't care about race...I can tell you that the conservative movement as a whole does not live up to your ideal, and that you are not representative of the group whose label you have chosen to apply to yourself. Not that it'll stop them from using that as a drumbeat, but hey, who said politics was about honest self-awareness?

      Sorry, but I can go to the local Republican party headquarters and I will see them nod in unison to your claims, while the vast majority of them would make racist statements about crime, or music, or language, without ever giving thought to their own flaws.

      Why just yesterday I was hearing folks complain about how the blacks spoke a different language or were hard to understand. I asked them why they thought that was meaningful. They were dumbfounded when I suggested they wouldn't understand a Scotsman, an Aussia, Canadian, or even somebody from Boston.

      It just did not register to them.

      So...good on you if you're not racist. But don't tell me that the conservative movement isn't filled with wannabe klansmen.

    7. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "Why just yesterday I was..."

      A personal anecdote from an anonymous coward. How quaint.

    8. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1
      The study is corroborated by several other studies before and since (see http://www.annualreviews.org/doi/abs/10.1146/annurev.polisci.11.062906.070752 for a review).The RRT design method was pioneered in that study, but since has been applied to others, and it's mathematically provable to be a reasonable and justified method. The assertion of bias is non-sequitir, given that the design is double blinded and anonymous, and as far as I can tell the lead author's body of work comprises several works on statistical theory and some followup articles on racism.

      So, basically what you are saying is that there is no scientific way of convincing you otherwise? Well, guess that settles that, then.

    9. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Your argument is still a red herring as your study has nothing to do with conservatives. You still lose.

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    10. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny how the biggest racists are non-whites. Somehow they get a free pass.

    11. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      Right. Don't consider race at all. End sarcasm. It's okay to consider someone's education, though, right? They have to have the right degree for the job. Of course, someone whose grandparents weren't allowed to flee to the suburbs and whose parents therefore had to attend the shitty urban schools might not have a good educational foundation, making it much less likely that they'll get into college at all, much less one with a solid degree program in the appropriate field for their dream job.

      So... in order to not consider race on a job application, do you agree that we must consider race in college admission? Or do we need to go a step further down, and consider race in grade school funding? Where do you fix this?

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    12. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, big man dissing somebody for not logging in. How brave of you. Oh wait, the thread for complaining about anonymity on the Internet is over that way.

      If you want to test the story, go find some conservative right-wing types yourself, and bring up the subject, see what results you get. You'll be as likely to follow up on that as you would if I gave you my name and their names.

      Which is to say, not at all. But it's within your capability to do it.

    13. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is it that makes those urban areas shitty? Oh right, it's the people who live in them. Blacks are always whining about how bad they have it in the ghetto but somehow utterly fail to grasp the fact that THEY are the ones who made it so bad and keep it so bad. The ghettos certainly aren't bad because whites and asians are running around causing trouble and oppressing the blacks who live in them.

      You want to live in a nice neighborhood? Here are some tips:

      Don't shoot people.
      Don't form gangs.
      Don't mug/rob people.
      Don't vandalize your neighborhood.
      Don't drive around with your distorted bazooka tubes blasting your shitty ass music.
      Don't act like everybody owes you something.
      Try being polite and respectful towards others.

    14. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Intrepid+imaginaut · · Score: 1

      I have to wonder some times just how much of the formation of the tea party was motivated simply by the fact that Obama isn't white.

    15. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Klansmen like the late Grand Wizard Robert Byrd?

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    16. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Last I checked lots of different races live in the city too and many have the same economic problems so maybe you should stop your prejudices that cities are filled with poor blacks in crime riddled neighborhoods. Actually race has little to do with success, the biggest factor in graduation rates, college admission, suicide rates, and crime, is if that child came from a single parent household. I read one study that when single parenthood was corrected for the crime rates of blacks and whites were almost the same so race is not a problem. You're injecting race where it doesn't belong instead of saying it's an economic problem you're making it a race problem, you are making race deciding a factor in prosperity which is just as ignorant as the morons wearing white robes.

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    17. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by registrationssucks · · Score: 1

      Instead, we still have people glorifying the Confederacy, an anti-American organization dedicated to race-based slavery.

      This is something an ignorant racist would say. There were many more factors besides slavery that led to the Civil War and the confederacy. Even The Simpsons makes fun of your simplistic belief (Apu's citizenship test). But I can't stop you from being a racist or promoting ignorance. Hey, since you know so much, can you point to the groups promoting "race-based slavery" today? And how does a lack of states' rights lead directly to the war on drugs?

    18. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 2

      There were many more factors besides slavery that led to the Civil War and the confederacy.

      Your statements demonstrate a determinedly ignorant commitment to apologetics for the Confederacy. Your suggestion that anything other than slavery was the casus belli take only a few minutes with Google to utterly refute, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for attempting to excuse these evil-doers.

      "Our position is thoroughly identified with the institution of slavery -- the greatest material interest of the world ... a blow at slavery is a blow at commerce and civilization." -- Mississippi's declaration of secession

      "We hold as undeniable truths that the governments of the various States, and of the confederacy itself, were established exclusively by the white race, for themselves and their posterity; that the African race had no agency in their establishment; that they were rightfully held and regarded as an inferior and dependent race, and in that condition only could their existence in this country be rendered beneficial or tolerable". -- Texas Secession Convention

      South Carolina's declaration noted "an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery" and protested that Northern states had interfered with the return of fugitive slaves.

      "We went to war on account of the thing we quarreled with the North about. I never heard of any other cause of quarrel than slavery. Men fight from sentiment. After the fight is over they invent some fanciful theory on which they imagine that they fought." -- Confederate Col. John S. Mosby

      Jefferson Davis himself, in his address at the ratification of the Confederate constitution -- a speech that is nothing but a fairy tale about the wonders of slavery, the evils of abolitionists, and his ignorance about the U.S. Constitution -- said:

      In addition to the long-continued and deep-seated resentment felt by the Southern States at the persistent abuse of the powers they had delegated to the Congress, for the purpose of enriching the manufacturing and shipping classes of the North at the expense of the South, there has existed for nearly half a century another subject of discord, involving interests of such transcendent magnitude as at all times to create the apprehension in the minds of many devoted lovers of the Union that its permanence was impossible. When the several States delegated certain powers to the United States Congress, a large portion of the laboring population consisted of African slaves imported into the colonies by the mother country. In twelve out of the thirteen States negro slavery existed, and the right of property in slaves was protected by law. This property was recognized in the Constitution, and provision was made against its loss by the escape of the slave. The increase in the number of slaves by further importation from Africa was also secured by a clause forbidding Congress to prohibit the slave trade anterior to a certain date, and in no clause can there be found any delegation of power to the Congress authorizing it in any manner to legislate to the prejudice, detriment, or discouragement owners of that species of property, or excluding it from the protection of the Government.

      ...

      As soon, how ever, as the Northern States that prohibited African slavery within their limits had reached a number sufficient to give their representation a controlling voice in the Congress, a persistent and organized system of hostile measures a

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    19. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by phiwum · · Score: 1

      You're a conservative and this is how you and many conservatives really think, if allowed to express your views annoymously and privately:

      http://www.jstor.org/pss/2998167

      And you're an asshole who refuses to take a man at his word and instead accuses him of racism because of his self-declared political views.

      Why not treat others with respect? Whether you agree with his take on affirmative action or not, there is no need to claim that the man is a racist. Well-meaning, enlightened persons of good will can disagree whether affirmative action is either fair or well-suited for its end. There is no reason to pretend that any such doubt is the sign of a closet racist.

      Respect in political disagreements is a good thing.

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    20. Re:Don't you know what political correctness is? by registrationssucks · · Score: 1

      Your suggestion that anything other than slavery was the casus belli take only a few minutes with Google to utterly refute, and you ought to be ashamed of yourself for attempting to excuse these evil-doers.

      Thankfully, I said no such thing, fucktard. "Many more factors besides slavery" in no way contradicts "anything other than slavery was the casus belli". In fact, by mentioning slavery, I am supporting that position. Not being a pretentious faggot, I had to look up casus belli: "an event or action that justifies or allegedly justifies a war or conflict". You are somewhat outside the scope regarding moral justification(s) versus causes like the underlying political issues (and open hostilities). That's pathetic.

  30. Personally invested? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As someone who grew up on a steady diet of Luke Cage, Hero For Hire and Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, I am personally invested

    As someone who has no idea of what those are, I wonder what he means by being "personally invested".

    1. Re:Personally invested? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to be confused with Heroes For Hire which is politically incorrect for other reasons

      /troll

  31. It strikes me as racist by juancn · · Score: 1
    Excessive politically correct behavior always strikes me as racist/xenophobic. Particularly the (North)American version.

    It puts emphasis on superficial differences by trying to apply an arbitrary ontology on everyone.

    For example, most media "latinos" are portraid as dark haired, brownish skinned people (which is not true in general, it depends on the particular population). They fail to include all the other latin populations: italians, spanish, french, romanian, portuguese, brazilian, etc. (I'm argentinian BTW, so I count as "latino").

    It escapes me how stereotyping entire populations on superficialities became "the right thing to do" from PC point of view.

    1. Re:It strikes me as racist by geekoid · · Score: 1

      When you want to do a super hero that's from a violent poor neighborhood in 2011, choosing a non-white character isn't about being PC, it's about being logical.

      IT's about have whole new avenues to explore. IT's about a kid in a situation where using there power for revenge is very tempting.
      Peter Parker was angry at the kids who knocks his books out of his hands, then new Spiderman is angry at people who would KILL him and his friends.

      A much more powerful, and relevant story.

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    2. Re:It strikes me as racist by juancn · · Score: 1

      When you want to do a super hero that's from a violent poor neighborhood in 2011, choosing a non-white character isn't about being PC, it's about being logical.

      I can see that as a valid creative resource, but the summary makes it look like it was a forced choice to be more agreeable with some moral standard, rather than trying to make it good.

    3. Re:It strikes me as racist by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      That because its a Slashdot summary. duhh

  32. Spiderman? Get the name right by bickle · · Score: 1

    It's Spider-man, not Spiderman. Unless the new character is Saul Spiderman from upstate New York.

    1. Re:Spiderman? Get the name right by gblues · · Score: 1

      Close, but no cigar. It's capital-s-spider-dash-capital-m-man. Spider-Man.

  33. Knock off the passive-aggressive racism by FoolishOwl · · Score: 0

    Using the expression "politically correct" to label something you dislike is nothing but coded language used by cowardly bigots who know their beliefs are indefensible.

    1. Re:Knock off the passive-aggressive racism by blair1q · · Score: 1

      It's a cowardly attempt to pretend to be in the minority, politically, because they feel guilty about being in the majority, politically.

  34. The logic that white=normal by tobyfee · · Score: 1

    The underlying logic of many of these comments, and the phrasing of the story, is that white is normal, and everything else is some intentional 'weirdness'. Let's break down the logic: Of course, nothing could be 'weirder' than a bi-racial person, that's like a half-elf, half-vampire: it's just silly! it's trying to be too many things, like a doctor who solves crimes and is also the mayor! Further the introduction of non-white heroes to a story is a crutch, used to drum up interest to a bad book. If someone could write a good, interesting book, they'd of course have only white heroes, but sometimes they need extra publicity, so they'll add non-white people in there. Gay people are another publicity stunt, just an effort to drum up business. Lurking behind all this is the idea that white people are being squeezed out, in danger, that it's easy for non-white people to get good jobs and positions, but very hard for white people, that any job you see a non-white person doing, there's a white person out there who could do it better. Never mind that this is a fantasy, the grievances that people imagine in their everyday life are dragged in to every such discussion. How do you think this affects non-white people, and people who identify as two races? They're not vampires or elves, they're normal people. Next time you're on the bus take a look around and ask yourself about the people you see: are there any super-heroes that look like a young, fit version of that person?

    1. Re:The logic that white=normal by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      No. The logic is "Peter Parker == Spiderman" and killing off Peter Parker for the sole purpose of bringing in a mixed-race, minority, and/or gay character is insulting to the fans of Spiderman/Peter Parker. You know, the people who made the franchise a success. This is a crutch and is being used to try to drum up interest in the series. It is an attempt to pander to black, latino, mixed, and possibly gay potential comic book buyers. Rather than taking a risk and making the effort to creating a compelling new character, the publisher has decided to subvert an existing franchise to generate controversy and try to convert some of the existing fan base to the new character.

      Where you are really off base is assuming that it is racism that has the fans up in arms. We saw the exact same outrage when Lucas reworked "Star Wars: Ep VI". It is not about race or sexual orientation. They are fucking with something the fans love as is and they are doing it because they are lazy and cheap. It is insulting to the fans in multiple ways.

      And, if you want an example of this, just look at the latest Marvel movie. Nick Fury is WHITE in the comic books and is being played by Samuel Jackson. No one cares because Fury is being played by a badass actor. There may be some old Fury fans that are pissed that he is not white like he is the comic books, but most Avenger fans don't care because Fury is not a many character.

      Ever wonder why there are so few minority superheros? It is because the publishers don't want to take a chance that the character won't be a success. And, when it is not a success it is not because of fan racism, but rather the publisher trying to pander to a particular race and failing to keep up with the times. Don't be mad at the fans for not wanting their hero killed off and replaced. Be mad at the publishers for what is either their refusal or inability to create engaging, compelling minority lead heroes.

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    2. Re:The logic that white=normal by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Nick Fury is not WHITE in the comic books. In the Ultimate books he is black and has looked like Samuel Jackson for the past 11 years. So I really doubt you were a reader of Ultimate Spider-Man who was upset with this change.

  35. Leave him the fuck alone by Infiniti2000 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From TFA:

    Italian artist Sara Pichelli, who designed Spider-Man's new look, added: 'Maybe sooner or later a black or gay - or both - hero will be considered something absolutely normal.’

    How about you make a NEW superhero that is black or gay, or whatever, and for the superheroes that I grew up with just leave them the fuck alone! Where's your goddamn originality? Of course this is a fucking gimmick to make money, you stupid asshole!

    1. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      If you don't like this, don't read the series. Spider-man is still white bread Peter Parker in The Amazing Spider-man. This change is in an alternate universe doesn't affect that. If it bothers you that much that a made up character is gay and non-white then maybe you need to reevaluate your life.

    2. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have to agree with this, it'd be much more meaningful to make a COMPLETELY new hero, instead of giving spider-man a face lift just to sell more comics. New characters that show positive attributes(gangster rap garbage has been the status quo for too long), and no, by new characters I don't mean shaving Luke Cage bald.

    3. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From TFA:

      Italian artist Sara Pichelli, who designed Spider-Man's new look, added: 'Maybe sooner or later a black or gay - or both - hero will be considered something absolutely normal.’

      How about you make a NEW superhero that is black or gay, or whatever, and for the superheroes that I grew up with just leave them the fuck alone! Where's your goddamn originality? Of course this is a fucking gimmick to make money, you stupid asshole!

      It's the Ultimates universe, sparky. You know, the *entire line of comics* created in order to do What If stories like this? The one that also gave us black Nick Fury?

      Unwad your panties.

    4. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      Besides, there's been black superheros at least back to the sixties, and that seems perfectly normal. Or am I confused and they mean something else by "black"?

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    5. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Because new superheros are very hard to market and gain acceptances, regardless of race.

      Oh noes! things ar the same then when I was younger! woes me!

      Do you even read the comic? do you even know wht theya re tlakign about? I thought not.

      Peter Parker dies, someone else picks up the mantel.. oh heaven forbid if he is different because we aren't tired of the same damn whiny complaint and stored for another 50 years.

      Hey, there are a lot of other Spider-man books, read those.

      you need a prescription of Benyc.

      Anyways, you sound like this:

      "...You see, back in those days, rich men would ride around in Zeppelins, dropping coins on people, and one day I seen J.D. Rockefeller flying by. So I run of the house with a big washtub and... hey! Where are you going? (in the car) Anyway, about my washtub. I'd just used it that morning to wash my turkey, which in those days was known as... (cut to mall) ...a walking-bird. We'd always have walking-bird on Thanksgiving, with all the trimmings: cranberries, injun eyes, yams stuffed with gunpowder. Then we'd all watch football, which in those days was called baseball..."

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    6. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur with this. That is my only problem with any of this. I don't care if you make a gay, quadrapalegic, telekinetic, frelance artist who lives in Angola, write it well and go it right. Do not hijack another line and implant the concept there. I know, many people are like, "But it's not SPIDERMAN, it's his replacement". That's not the point, the point is they've already ruined some of the mainstays, and half-assed concepts.
      Replacing Nick Fury with a black gentleman is terrible. You erase a part of our history (comics). Instead, make it a much more endearing story where he was pulling strings with (or against) Fury and is his counter point at times. But no, it's just EASIER to take what has been built through some 60 years and redo it. It's no different then when people complain about remakes to movies. You should. If someone redid Star Wars half the population would shit kittens (and did).
      All I know is I stopped reading Comics because of this. I didn't have a hardon when Northstar came to the scene. Have fun and demonstrate Superheroes can be anyone. I like the concept. I had a problem when you take someone like Colossus, who has a romantic history that is pure and wonderful with Kitty and make him gay. What the eff!? Take someone with whom we've never seen a love interest and I'd be down.
      I dunno, this whole thing irritates me.
      I'd like to see Batman turn gay. That'll flip some people off. Think about it for a minute, he hides it by womanizing but.... in reality... Robin was his lover. BAM. Copies sold. -Adam

    7. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amazing spiderman (the old one old people grew up with) is still running, your pristine white as a ghost cracker spidey is still there, if you dont like this ALTERNATE UNIVERSE then dont buy it.

    8. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      If you don't like they way they are taking this alternate universe Spider-man story, then stick to Amazing Spider-man where Peter Parker is still the antagonist. That way you won't have to trouble yourself with a gay minority in your story.

    9. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He is a new character. Peter Parker Spider-Man being the original, and this being a new character with the same name.

      To look at it differently, if you were a child around the time Spider-Man was originally created, the Silver Age Flash and Green Lantern you grew up with weren't the Golden Age originals either. In fact, there have been 3 characters who have been Batman, 4 who have been the Flash, and 6 who have been the Green Lantern (before you bring in the GLC) for relatively long run, including a *gasp* black man.

      Superheroes have been regular changed, killed, replaced, and retconned for years, that's how they keep the old trademarks interesting for new generations of readers.

      Of course it's also to make money, that's what they publish them for. That's not to say you have to like it, but stop pretending like someone raped your childhood by doing the same thing comics have done for decades: reinvent themselves to sell more comics.

    10. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      How about you make a NEW superhero that is black or gay, or whatever, and for the superheroes that I grew up with just leave them the fuck alone! Where's your goddamn originality

      To be fair, not only you, but your father, and your father's father, grew up with most of these characters.

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    11. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Half because if you create a new superhero that is black or gay, idiots (i mean readership) will presume all the new superhero-aspects are somehow tied to being black or gay.

      The other half... yeah, totally, why the fuck can't they leave these characters alone and make NEW superheros?

      But, well, because they'll want to make those new superheros something other than a white 50s USA teen because their readership is a hell of a lot broader now. But if they do that, then we return to the beginning problem.

      It's a cycle. The way to break it is to mix up the genders and cultures of the established types first. Then it won't matter WTF the new superheros are, because the readership will understand those parts are flexible.

      Of course this is a fucking gimmick to make money, you stupid asshole!

      Er... you do know these comics always have been exactly that, right?

    12. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the Ultimate universe, though. All of "your superheroes" are different. The mainstream Spiderman is still alive and kicking. Calm down, you old fuck.

    13. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by LoverOfJoy · · Score: 1

      It's true that comics have been doing this for ages. Sometimes it annoys me and sometimes I'm fine with it. Green Lantern has long been a character that can and should have replacements (and I think it's fine to use various races, genders, species, etc.). It works for that character. I welcome replacements now and again.

      alternate universes are kind of hit or miss for me. I enjoy an occasional "what if" type of comic that explores alternative possibilities, but I find the reboots used in comics with alternate universes incredibly annoying and lazy way to slightly mix things up. I see comic movies somewhat in between. I recognize movies have to make some changes for it to work on the big screen in 90-130 minutes. I'm okay with the continuity being off in movies. However, it is just jarring if a serious character is turned into a funny guy or a romantic relationship is created between characters that never were into each other simply to attract another demographic. At least be true to the heart of the characters/story.

      Spider-Man seems like a jarring character to have a replacement for. Except for webslinging, his abilities don't come from gadgets. I guess it could be replicated to some extent, just like giving another character Captain America's Super Soldier Serum...but Spidey's origin always came across as incredibly random and nearly impossible to replicate (different spider, different level of radiation, different amount of time before the bite, all might have had much different effects on a person). It's not like putting on the Green Lantern ring or Batman's hood and utility belt.

    14. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quick question, why aren't you annoyed at all the reboots of spiderman since the very beginning? Spiderman uses a mobile phone and the internet now, is this sacrilege? Why is being black so much of a travesty and we didn't hear nearly this kind of outrage when venom was no longer an alien parasite but some dumb biosuit?

    15. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What sucks is we already _have_ a team of black gay superheroes! they gay niggers from outer space. Where's the comic book about Captain P. Dick? But if you put a spidersuit on him so you can pretend he's white for half the panels, it's okay.

    16. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is not only about making money, it is about preparing new generations for a future when those who built for example America have been replaced by half-black, half-Latinos. The new Spiderman will in it is way contribute to people stop asking questions, think and protest against what is sadly going on in the US, and in Europe for that matter.

    17. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gee it's too bad they burned all the old stories from your childhood. Wait, they didn't? Well, they must have at least stolen them from you, then sucked the memories out of your head so you can no longer appreciate them.

      Also, let's get a petition together to make them change Ultimate Wolverine back too. What were they thinking, creating a *blond* Wolverine. I mean, I'm surprised there isn't one already - I remember how much Slashdot had to say about it when the change came out.

      In all seriousness...

      Maybe it's a ploy to get money. Maybe it's a natural follow on to the story Bendis has been writing over there, and an honor to strength of his Death of Spiderman arc that they aren't immediately bouncing Peter back to life. Maybe it's both.

      But I've lived a long time with superhero comics retreading the same ground over and over again, character growth being shackled to the status quo. And it's a big reason that I've been buying less and less of the DC&Marvel lineups as the years go on.

      Ultimate Peter Parker was a great character, but he'd reached a high point. He still had the occasional problem, but he solved most of his big ones. His friends and relatives knew who he was and accepted him. He was a noted up-and-comer in the superhero community. The city loved him and his work. So killing him off, from a story point of view, is a good step. The alternative is to ignore the advances the character's made - not just the external ones, but the internal too. Starting afresh, with a new, inexperienced character, lets you show a little originality, walk a new road, while still bringing in money and readers with a familiar name. Because a lot of new books, with new characters, tank just because no-one knows they're there.

    18. Re:Leave him the fuck alone by transami · · Score: 1

      From TFA:

      Italian artist Sara Pichelli, who designed Spider-Man's new look, added: 'Maybe sooner or later a black or gay - or both - hero will be considered something absolutely normal.’

      It already is normal!

      It's fools like this who can't get past racism and have to go and prove to themselves and the world that they most certainly are not racist by "racifying" everything.

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  36. He represents lack of imagination by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    Even reading the stories on this change it is very evident, they are out of ideas.

    What they are doing wrong is dismissing the large number of minority superheros that already exist but simply do not get much attention. So instead they have to repackage and existing character and hope to get away with it. It reminds me of the New Coke debacle.

    I have no problem with them having a new hero with similar powers, someone who takes up the mantle but it obviously not the original nor ever claims to be such. Still for all the politically correct points being spent in just one character makes the whole thing a farce.

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    1. Re:He represents lack of imagination by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with them having a new hero with similar powers, someone who takes up the mantle but it obviously not the original nor ever claims to be such. Still for all the politically correct points being spent in just one character makes the whole thing a farce.

      I don't follow comic books, but isn't this a fairly common tactic?

      There was a chick (replacement) Robin in Batman, right? (and I'm not making jokes about Burt Ward's portrayal of Dick Greyson.)

  37. Different How? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll continue to not buy it EVEN HARDER.

    1. Re:Different How? by NitroWolf · · Score: 1

      I'll continue to not buy it EVEN HARDER.

      For god sakes man, don't sprain anything!

  38. Aaargh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One: It's "Spider-Man". Spider-Hyphen-Fucking-Man.

    Two: It's "Ultimate Spider-Man" the Spider-Man of a secondary line of comics with a separate continuity.

    Three: Has anyone here seen the phrase "Politically Correct" used in the last five years where it wasn't a euphemism for, "I'm not comfortable that racism isn't allowable anymore, so I'm going to disparage the current standards of decency by tagging them with a phrase that implies liberal propaganda"?

  39. Arachnoman anyone? by Envy+Life · · Score: 1

    Is it now ok to kill Clark Kent and give Superman over to a guy named Harry Muskin who may or may not be from Krypton? Don't a superhero's public and private identities go hand in hand? I'm a little shocked that it's ok for someone to usurp Spiderman's identity rather than creating a new one. His superpowers are a bit different, his personality is different so call him Arachnoman or something.

    1. Re:Arachnoman anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, different people have played lots of characters. Green Lantern, Blue Beetle, The Question, Flash, heck even Batman and Superman. I think it is more common in DC than Marvel, though.

  40. Grab the popcorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder if the critics who (rightfully) slam D.C. Comics for killing all of its minority characters and replacing them with white people will also condemn Marvel for killing a white character on explicitly racist grounds to replace him with a black character.

    I wonder if the writers will go full Progressive and have Spiderman fight scientists who don't experiment on animals but have colleagues who do, discover his webbing traps pollutants from automobile exhaust and also acts as an accelerant to set SUVs on fire, join a protest for the release of Mumia Abu-Jamal and Aafia Siddiqui, torch a random Bronx synagogue on Holocaust Memorial Day to protest the "Israeli Occupation" of Israel, and call President Obama a house nigger. If they do that last one, they can say that anyone upset by them calling Obama a nigger is a racist.

    I wonder if the black Spiderman will be stereotyped in the same kind of racefail that black comic book characters had in the '70s. He's a guy in a full-body suit. He should be the same no matter what skin color is underneath. Let's see if he ends up being "ghetto" and from "the hood" in the name of diversity. Let's see if they give him a broken home to distinguish him from that privileged white guy who was raised by his aunt and uncle. Let's see if his parent/guardian is on welfare to distinguish him/her from that privileged white Aunt May who was on Social Security.

    1. Re:Grab the popcorn by HarrySquatter · · Score: 1

      I wonder if the critics who (rightfully) slam D.C. Comics for killing all of its minority characters and replacing them with white people will also condemn Marvel for killing a white character on explicitly racist grounds to replace him with a black character.

      Read Amazing Spider-man. Peter Parker is still alive and well and that series isn't going anywhere. Ignore the scary version with the gay minority in it if it bothers you so much.

  41. Why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why change your character at all? Especially if he is your main moneymaker. Why not create a new character with different powers and skill set.

  42. Not a publicity stunt? by Millennium · · Score: 1

    Of course this is a publicity stunt. Killing off superheroes is always a publicity stunt, which is part of why deaths never stick.

    Odds are, the replacement won't stick either. More likely Parker will come back in a year or two, possibly with minor alterations to his character design but nothing too significant. When this happens, the legacy character will either die, retire, or adopt a new superheroic identity; sometimes they do more than one of these, and due to this being comics they can come in any order.

    If this is how they're talking about Spider-Man's replacement, my money's on the new-identity option, and that identity has probably already been fully designed and named with the first issue or two ready to go. The Spider-Man brand is merely a springboard, an attempt to start this guy's intended comic off with a pre-grown reader base.

  43. What I find interesting... by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

    Is how all these people have come out of the woodwork to comment about how horrible this all is. "PC movement is out of control!" "It's the Gay Agenda(tm) at work!" "The only way to have a black superhero is to take out the white guy first!" And these comments have been rated amazingly highly.

    I had no idea Marvel had such a huge following among the KKK crowd.

  44. I don't like it by maweki · · Score: 1

    I am a traditionalist and traditionally superheroes have been white or green. Let's keep it that way, shall we?!

  45. Every consider by tthomas48 · · Score: 1

    Ever consider it's not politically correct so much as more interesting? As a writer I can tell you it's far more interesting to write about a half-black, half-Latino teen than what is Peter Parker originally? Boring? From Boringsville, USA? With a boring girlfriend? Who wants to write about that?

    1. Re:Every consider by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's also a half-dragon half-vampire half-elf half-orge. Mage. With excellent broadsword skills.

  46. Most deserving group by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't a Sudanese Spiderman best represent the downtrodden?

  47. too much? by WillyWanker · · Score: 1

    I guess a half-black, half-latino, half-asian transgendered teen was off the table?

  48. This is getting repetitive... by AlKaMo · · Score: 2

    This would be more newsworthy if Marvel hadn't created a Hispanic Spider-man 20 years ago and a Hispanic Spider-Girl 8 years ago.

  49. The idiotic thing... by DavidTC · · Score: 2

    ...is they essentially undid all of Peter's character development, erased his marriage, made him back to a 'single nerdy guy'...and then killed him off and replaced him.

    Hey, idiots? Why not just, I dunno, injure him, or remove his powers, or something, and let him retire in peace with his wife? And then have a new guy take over?

    Yes, yes I'm aware Peter will probably be back from the dead, and take back up his position, but, seriously. Either you keep the character as he's changed and grown over the years, or you should just let him walk off into the sunset and bring in some new young single person for people to relate to. You don't rewrite his life and then kill him off and then bring in someone new.

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    1. Re:The idiotic thing... by painandgreed · · Score: 1

      ...is they essentially undid all of Peter's character development, erased his marriage, made him back to a 'single nerdy guy'...and then killed him off and replaced him.

      No, that made him interesting to read again. There have been some good and some bad things done with the experimental writing of the Ultimate universe, but in general, I find it better and it's the only superhero series I actually read these days.

    2. Re:The idiotic thing... by DavidTC · · Score: 2

      Erm, I wasn't talking about the Ultimate universe. I have no problem with anything going on over there.

      I'm talking about the normal Marvel universe, where they magically erased Spider-Man's marriage to Mary Jane. (A marriage, which should be noted, fans had no problems with for two decades.)

      And, frankly, the existence of Ultimate Spider-Man makes this even more absurd. If people wanted to read single, young Spider-Man, they know where to get him!

      At the same time, they also erased public knowledge of his identity. That I don't have a problem with, that was necessary to actually continue the story. As much as they like to tease unmaskings, we know they can't really do it, and no one minds changing stuff that was that recent. Although if they were going to replace Peter, that also would be a great in-story reason to do it.

      And they also brought back Harry Osbourne, which is, meh. You expect people to come back from the dead in comics, and changing history so he's 'really' been around the entire time, instead of just resurrecting him...whatever.

      Erasing two decades of married continuity, though, is utter bullshit.

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    3. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Brand New Day arc was in the mainline Marvel Universe. The character who was killed and replaced is Ultimate Universe Spiderman. As far as continuity goes, they're two entirely different people in different universes, so they didn't rewrite him and kill him. They rewrote one, and killed and replaced the other.

    4. Re:The idiotic thing... by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Same idea/point as your post but didn't they also do the same thing with Nick Fury ... or it just the "Ultimates" universe version of Nick? They made him a completely different person as a white guy than a black guy, long before Samuel Jackson has been playing his role in the movies. In a sense, the new Nick in the comics is an interesting character.

      I'm was just shocked at the change when, as I grew up, I knew Nick Fury as having a certain personality and all and now he's completely different.

    5. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've confused the "Ultimate" and *616" (primary) Marvel continuities.

      While the "erasing" stuff you mention happened in the mainsteam "616" universe, the new Spiderman is in the "Ultimate" universe. BTW, in this latter universe killing off primary characters happens quite often (and yes, they stay dead), so it's not as big of a deal in that context.

      While I agree that the erasing history is silly (and that retirement is preferable to teasing out characters endlessly, something that's quite prevalent and annoying in mainstream superhero comics), I don't see why it's a problem to create new versions of a character, as long as it's done well (and not just an excuse to re-tell the same damn story again).

      And heck, even badly handled transitions can turn out well - see DC's new Blue Beetle for a prime example of this.

    6. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually no, that's not what they did at all. Peter Parker is still Spider-Man in Marvel's main line of books; he was only killed in Ultimate line of books, which takes place in a different universe with it's own continuity.

    7. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damnit why haven't I seen one response mentioning this isn't the "real" spider-man, IE the one you are talking about. It's the Spider-man from Marvel's Ultimate comics line- seperate continuity. Marvel launched this 2000 to modernize the characters, simpify them for a new younger audience, update them. But it's seperate from the on decades old marvel universe. How can so many geeks be so misinformed about something so geeky as comic books?

      He is a link to an article that isn't obviously trying to skew this information to score policial culture war points.

      http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/06/21/ultimate-spider-man-peter-parker-killed-green-goblin_n_881203.html

    8. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is Ultimate Spider-Man. Different continuity thank the one whose marriage was erased. This one has been handled consistently by the same writer since he was introduced a decade ago.
      And as transitory as we've come to know comic book death is, a good heroic sacrifice can still make for a good story.

    9. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      RTFA

      this is ultimate spider-man, set in a different continuity from the one you're ranting about.

      nevermind, don't rtfa. if you knew the material at all, instead of just babbling about what you (barely) skimmed from wikipedia, you'd not have made the mistake of mixing the 616 spider-man with the ultimate imprint.

    10. Re:The idiotic thing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only you'd actually done a little research into the backstory, you'd know that the "new" Spider-Man isn't replacing our beloved classic Spider-Man, but the one from the Ultimate imprint (an alternate universe).

      If only.

    11. Re:The idiotic thing... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      So, apparently this is the Ultimate Spider-Man, not the standard one.

      Gee, would have been nice to mention that at some point, beside the mention it was happening in 'Ultimate Fallout'. (I don't actually pay attention to the Ultimate universe, and half the time forget it's there.)

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  50. finally a truly great new char: The Circumciser by mbkennel · · Score: 2

    "Need your clothes, boots and and foreskin."

    "You forgot to say L'chaim!"

    1. Re:finally a truly great new char: The Circumciser by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Foreskin Man already exists. He battles the Monster Mohel in one of the most anti-semitic things to come out of San Francisco this year.

      http://theweek.com/article/index/216001/foreskin-man-proof-that-anti-circumcision-activists-are-anti-semitic

  51. Pure demographic marketing stunt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The comic book companies have decided that the white male demographic has either topped out or is declining. There have been increasing numbers of ethnic/female/gay superheroes introduced over recent years to tap other audiences. This is based on liberal racist theory that minorities and young women must have strong fictional role models or they won't become useful citizens, and that they can only relate to heroes of their own kind. The other problem is that these characters seem to be created by a committee, based on a dictate from the marketing department, rather than some genuine creative impulse.

  52. See, what you did there, that was racist. by lumpenprole · · Score: 2

    The framing of this article seriously makes me want to take Slashdot off the list of sites I look at. Politically correct? Because he's not white? Cowardly, pissant, fragile ego white kids need to get over themselves. And now.

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    1. Re:See, what you did there, that was racist. by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Killing off a white character solely for the purpose of bringing in a mixed-raced, minority, and possibly gay, character in the name of diversity is politically correct behavior. If you don't see that, then you are blind.

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  53. They already had a half-Latino Spider-Man by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Miguel O'hara? 2099? Anyone? I haven't played any of those games that have had him recently so I don't know if that part of his character has been downplayed, but his entire outfit was a Day of the Dead costume. Not saying they can't do it again, but someone should at least acknowledge this...

  54. Peter Parker is Spider-man by TCFOO · · Score: 1

    To a majority of people Peter Parker is the real Spider-man just like Clark Kent is Superman and Bruce Wane is Batman. While it is SOP to shake things up with who a super hero is in the comic books, characters that have become well established outside of comic books through other media exist in the public mind as the most common variation of that character. Through the various movies, cartoons and video games the average person associates Peter Parker as Spider-man, and may not know or care about Miles Morales as Spider-man, just like they may not know or are about Dick Grayson being Batman.

  55. Re:It's not a race - it's a cultura by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    Ask a few Brits. Most I know do not think of themselves as 'European'. They think of themselves as 'British'. Something about the island, wars, and cricket.

    And I know several Brits, working with them both here and over there. They would encourage me to remind you also that the Scots and the Irish are special cases also.

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  56. You might be a racist if... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you don't see a problem with changing Spiderman in the ways this article describes BUT would be offended and outraged if they changed a non-white comic character to white. A white Storm? Blade? Bishop?

    Call it a hunch, but I wouldn't doubt for a moment we'd hear it was racist to change him/her to a white character.

    Offended? Here is **HUG** Feel better?

  57. Idiotic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get rid of Morales before he ruins any more classics. You could've created a new superhero instead of killing off an old classic like spiderman, fucking moron.

  58. Jumped the Shark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess now we can answer that age old question: Can a comic book jump the shark?

  59. Its worse than that, he's latino, jim.... by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

    I have no problem with them having a new hero with similar powers, someone who takes up the mantle but it obviously not the original nor ever claims to be such.

    Agreed. its annoyingly stupid to rewrite a known character to reflect some passing 'politically correct' fad. More over, has anyone really thought about the 'why'? I thought Marvel got enough preaching about race issues out of its system by printing the unstoppable flow of X-men spinoffs. I get it Marvel, Mutants==Jews==gays==minorities==good people that just deserve a fair shake. Must you drag spider-man into it too?

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  60. I was uninterested until I read this part by rickb928 · · Score: 2

    "'Marvel's editor in chief Axel Alonso denied that having a black Spider Man was a publicity stunt. 'What you have is a Spider-Man for the 21st century who's reflective of our culture and diversity. As someone who grew up on a steady diet of Luke Cage, Hero For Hire and Shang Chi, Master of Kung Fu, I am personally invested,' "

    Ok, first, you're also personally invested in staying employed. I figured that out.

    And you're also a hypocrite, or just a Progressive. 'denied having a black Spider Man was a publicity stunt? There is virtually NO OTHER REASON to do this, than to gain publicity and sales.

    Please. Don't apologize or try to justify this as anything other than sales driven. It's ok. You are in the business of selling comics. Grow a set of your own and be comfortable with your career. Sheesh. Such disingenous BS leaves me with no respect for ya, Axel.

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    1. Re:I was uninterested until I read this part by geekoid · · Score: 1

      " NO OTHER REASON to do this, "

      are you really that small minded? The self centered? or do you just project your motivation on others and assume because you are a selfish dick, everyone else is?

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    2. Re:I was uninterested until I read this part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There is virtually NO OTHER REASON to do this, than to gain publicity and sales.

      Besides telling some new and interesting stories?

      Sure there's the publicity aspect of this, but EVERY change to an existing character is news in comics - that's how damned calcified most of the storytelling is. It's your own failure of imagination if you can't see how this could finally open up the Spiderman mythos to some fresh ideas.

      Case in point: a few years ago, DC killed off the Blue Beetle character (millionaire detective Ted Kord, who himself was the 2nd BB), and passed the mantle to a new Blue Beetle (Jaime Reyes) who had a completely different background (high-school age Tejano living w/ his family). While DC handled killing the original BB in a rather clumsy/offensive manner, the new BB is a terrific character with some terrific stories told around him, period.

    3. Re:I was uninterested until I read this part by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Telling new and interesting stories would, of course, sell more comics. My point is that he didn't need to try to explain it as 'reflective' of our culture. It doesn't matter. He should be selling comics, and if he can do it and satisfy his personal investment in the multicultural movement, fine. But claiming it wasn't just a publicity stunt is, to me, dishonest.

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    4. Re:I was uninterested until I read this part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "or just a Progressive"

      Immediate tuning out of what you have to say...now. Anyone that uses "progressive" in the Glenn Beck way is an idiot, period.

    5. Re:I was uninterested until I read this part by rickb928 · · Score: 1

      Ditto for 'neo-con'. Conceived as a pejorative, a favorite of the Left.

      You tune me out, fine. I was using that term descriptively before Glenn Beck was on radio.

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  61. I hate comic shops. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

    I went to buy this comic today and had lot of trouble. I left on my lunch hour to buy the book. The store is down town. Its 20 min dirve to get there and a 20 min drive back. Parking is a parking deck. No air conditioning in the store. They had copies of the book but were not selling them. They were all held for "subscribers." So a huge waist of my time for a 3$ book. I have read that the ultimate line is available digitally day and date. But I have looked and this is not true. The marvel chrome webstore does not carry ultimate spider-man day and date. I suppose it might be available on the IPad but I don't own one of those. I have been buying USM for 11 years and the experiance of getting the books sucks.

    1. Re:I hate comic shops. by MaxBooger · · Score: 1

      Worst. Post. Ever.

    2. Re:I hate comic shops. by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Worst. Post. Ever.

      Awesome reference. At first your joke wooshed by me. Then I got it. That is the best kind of joke.

  62. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Hispanic can best be described as a linguo-cultural grouping; basically anyone who speaks Spanish or Portuguese and lives either in the Iberian Peninsula or in the former Spanish and Portuguese colonies in the Americas. To that, it's useful as an ethnological description, but utter meaningless from any kind of genetic standpoint. Your average Mestizo is going to be good chunks Amerindian, with a big admixture of Iberian, Berber, Arab, Germanic (via the Goths) and a splattering of pre-Indo European Basque in there.

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  63. Most racist Slashdot post/comments thread ever by holizz · · Score: 1

    Bonus points for homophobia, linking to the Daily Mail, and the phrase "politically correct".

    Things white people like: white comic book super heroes.

    1. Re:Most racist Slashdot post/comments thread ever by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > Things white people like: white comic book super heroes.

      So, my enjoyment of "master of kung fu" and "hero for hire" was ... self-hatred?

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  64. The Division of Labor in America, circa 2011 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

                                                                                    Probability of Buck Stoppage

    person A, Chairman/President - enormously wealthy person who everyone wants to be on the good side of
    person B, Vice Chair - obsessed with collecting titles but not actually competent at anything else
    person C, Ombudsman - obsessed with collecting favors but not actually competent at anything else
    person D, Treasurer - specialist in being child of person a's wife's sibling (can do math)
    person E, Senior Vice President - specialist in being child of person a's wife's sibling (cannot do math)
    person F, Outside Advisor - respected member of the community (coaches persons a & b on their golf game)
    person G, Communications - talented at lying, dissembling, misunderstanding, and making excuses
    person H, R&D - meek, powerless, talented title-holder there to lend credibility to title-holding
    person I-K, Ops/Support/Outreach Directors - talented at culturally diverse vagina ownership
    person L, Entry-level worker (responsible for most actual decisions, communications, and failures)

  65. "reflective of our culture and diversity" by Quila · · Score: 0

    "Diversity" is the big PC buzzword -- PC is involved when you see it. Our culture is still majority white heterosexual Christian, but they do not purposely relect on that for some reason (unless they need a hateful racist character, and then he must be white).

    They're making him black, Latino and gay to pander to those minorities and those whose political correctness puts those minorities on a pedestal.

    Next they'll make him Muslim. With his abilities he can avenge the honor of Muslim families by killing their daughters who become too westernized. It will also add the interesting subplot of living under fear of murder by his fellow Muslims for being homosexual.

    1. Re:"reflective of our culture and diversity" by eepok · · Score: 1

      "Diversity" a buzzword used by exploiters of buzzwords (marketers, advertisers), but to the rest of the world, it's just another way of saying "Demographic Statistics".

      What is "our culture"? (actual question). I'm ethically Latino (Mexican origin), non-religious, and American. I grew up with, went to school with, and work with people of all national and ethnic origins. It's genuinely diverse here and thus I find it quite acceptable that there might be a black-tino boy questioning his sexuality.

      But I do agree that it's obvious pandering. Comic books pander.

      I don't agree that he'd be a vengeful sharia Muslim, though. That wouldn't sell comic books.

    2. Re:"reflective of our culture and diversity" by Quila · · Score: 1

      What is "our culture"? (actual question).

      American. Not Hispanic, not Asian, not European.

      It's genuinely diverse here and thus I find it quite acceptable that there might be a black-tino boy questioning his sexuality.

      I'm sure that happens.

      I don't agree that he'd be a vengeful sharia Muslim, though. That wouldn't sell comic books

      I'm sure it would sell great in Gaza.

    3. Re:"reflective of our culture and diversity" by eepok · · Score: 1

      The thing about "American" culture is that it's a blend of many. Some people hold on to their lineage's native culture more steadfast while others are quick to adopt anew. Some would argue that American culture is the politically charged "traditional values" of Christian morality, heterosexuality, self-reliance/boot-strap outlook, and fear of those who look/speak/act differently. And surely, that's part of it.

      But there's also a plethora of other religious and philosophical understanding of our world, lesbian/bisexual/gay/transgender/transsexual/questioning sexualities, the desire to help another before (or along with) one's self, and the complete addiction to other cultures.

      That's all American. In fact, it's the lack of homogeneity that is so distinctly American (melting pot, etc.).

  66. Re:PC? (*Corrected*) by Brainman+Khan · · Score: 1

    They tried that with Ben Affleck, but that movie bombed

  67. Disney by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    Marvel Comics has been Mickey Moused!

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  68. Spinderman == Microsoft people from Win95! by erroneus · · Score: 1

    Ever notice the racially ambiguous people when installing Windows95 so long ago? You might be black, hispanic, asian..? No one really knows but they weren't white. I was like "geez... could they be more obvious?"

  69. diaf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Die in a fire, Slashdot. You first, samzenpus.

    First, it’s Spider-Man. Not Spiderman. That’s just standards.

    Secondly, politically correct. You keep using that word (phrase); I do not think you know what it means.

    Calling a black person from Winnipeg an “African American” is politically incorrect. Light-skinned people of African descent aren’t black. Black people who emigrated to the U.S. from Cuba aren’t African Americans. Someone who can’t speak isn’t dumb, someone with Downs syndrome isn’t retarded, and someone with dwarfism isn’t a midget.

    Political correctness is awareness of the fluidity and insufficiency of language when it’s used to “box in” people. It’s about not letting those categorizations become mechanisms of control, ostracism, and dehumanization.

    Third, the frequent invocation of “political correctness” by people who happen to look like me is sign of racial fatigue, which is to say that you’re under some delusion that you and your kind are under attack. I assure you— the privilege you (and I) have enjoyed your whole life remains in tact.

    It’s really not that hard to remember that there are many kind of people in the world and that every individual in every group is deserving of your recognition and respect.

    Finally, who- from your lumbar-supporting office chair and ergonomic keyboard- uses his perch of luxury to piss on kids who are finally going to see someone who looks like them represented in a place of prestige? Remember that Spider-Man was born of an age when non-white folks couldn’t buy homes in the suburbs or vote without reprisal. No culture from that time is necessarilly racist inherently, nor was it written by racists, but it was definitely the product of a racist society.

    The silver age of comic books was 50 years ago, but its characters are still active today. The world is different— better even! Maybe it’s not different to you. Your neighborhood may still be whitebread and your career a function of nepotism, but for everyone else, things keep changing. It’s okay to let our heroes change, too.

    Don’t begrudge the kids a reflection of themselves in the art they love just as much as you do.

    And one more thing: he’s not the Green Goblin in the Ultimate Universe. He’s just Goblin. Read a book, fanboy.

  70. As a Latino.... by luis_a_espinal · · Score: 1

    How is a half-black, half-Latino teenager more politically correct than a white teenager?

    I completely agree with this. The change to some sort of racial token guy was a stupid publicity stun. Not to mention that 'half-black, half-Latino' is an oxymoron as there are black Latinos.

    What's important in comics (or it should be) is the story and the super hero original character, not a ethnic makeup change. People don't give a rat's ass if he's a dreadlocks-wearing transgender half-mix between Flores Island Hobbits and Druids, raised and fed by Chinese-raised Klingons immigrants the futuristic ghetto of District 9 (although sadly, this is going to be the recipe for the next Twilight Spiderman Xtreme Ultimate, DragonBall-Z-meets-Sailor-Moon edition.)

    1. Re:As a Latino.... by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I would venture that most people really don't give a rat's ass ... as long as they know he's just going to turn back into Peter Parker again anyway, since this is just a stupid publicity stunt. I doubt there's a single human being on Earth who expects to still be reading about this incarnation of Spider-Man three years from now.

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    2. Re:As a Latino.... by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Ultimate Spider-Man has been pretty good with not having those kinds of publicity stunts. They got close to it in the Ultimatum arc, but that was just a 1 issue cliff hanger. Generally those kind of things happen when a book changes writers. The new writer doesn't want to go back and read 40 years of books so they hand wave the past away. USM has been written by the same guy since 2000. This book is also written by him.

    3. Re:As a Latino.... by ZombieBraintrust · · Score: 1

      Scratch the above. I just remembered he killed of Gwen Stacy and brought her back to life. It was a real low point for the series.

    4. Re:As a Latino.... by tmarsh86 · · Score: 1

      Scratch the above. I just remembered he killed of Gwen Stacy and brought her back to life. It was a real low point for the series.

      The low point was when someone at Marvel came up with the idea of the Ultimate universe and someone green-lighted it. The whole thing was a publicity stunt to drive sagging sales back up.

  71. I could say my piece about race issues... by DemonGenius · · Score: 1

    ... but I'd rather make an effort myself to view and treat everyone equally and pass these lessons on to future children, and hope that those around me do the same, and disassociate with those who believe race is some sort of hierarchy of superiority. Who knows, maybe someday this will catch on to the majority of the population and race will be the least of all our issues?

  72. Stop calling him "politcally correct" by MakinBacon · · Score: 2

    Marvel's been saying that Ultimate Peter Parker is going to die and be replaced by a new hero for months now, and there was very little complaint outside of a few people who didn't want to see Peter die and a few people that didn't think anybody else should be called Spider-Man. Now that we know he's not white, there's articles all over the mainstream media and even slashdot complaining that he's "Politically Correct"?

    I can respect people who don't want to see Peter die and people that don't think anybody expect Peter should be Spidey, but if you think that the new Spider-Man is "politically correct", then you're the racist here, not Marvel Comics.

  73. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by PRMan · · Score: 1

    I never think of myself as European. I've never been there. I think of myself as an American. I suggest all Americans do the same.

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  74. Invertibrate Person! by turgid · · Score: 1

    The new mixed-race, politically neutral,. inclusive, sexually ambiguous well-educated and eco-friendly super (or moderate) hero (or achiever). Differently-abled and culturally-aware with healing crystals, a dream catcher, wind chimes and a cape made from recycled hemp fibres.

  75. Thanks, Slashdot. by metrometro · · Score: 1

    Thanks for seeing a non-white superhero as somehow remarkable purely on the basis of his race, instead of any other commentary on the storyline, business decisions, or anything else driving the reboot of a franchise. That's, like, totally not a bummer to non-white fans of comic books.

  76. Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I see this whole "preferential treatment" BS a lot. Before you go spouting off again, here are a few things to keep in mind. Let's take African-Americans as an easy example, since that is where Affirmative Action is almost always applied.

    For hundreds of years, African-Americans were brutally oppressed. All of a sudden, in 1964, it became illegal to discriminate against them in many places, such as housing, jobs, etc. However, it's not like on midnight July 2, all of a sudden, African-Americans, who had been systematically denied access to things like education, job opportunities, social infrastructure, etc. were equipped with all of the tools, knowledge, and contacts to really be equal. And it's not like all of a sudden, the vast white infrastructure steeped in bigotry and racism suddenly said, "You know, let's give these folks a fair chance."

    Unfortunately, what happened is that racism continued in various forms, just as it continues today. You have two candidates, one African-American and one majority white, applying for a job, each with equal qualifications? The theory behind giving the job to the African-American is two-fold. First of all, it is an effort to try to right the wrongs of centuries past. That African-American person who gets the job will now be able to send their kids to college, to integrate themselves in a more equal social structure, to provide much-needed diversity that will make opportunities truly equal, not just equal "on paper." Secondly, as for the white candidate that got turned down? Don't feel too sorry for him or her. Statistically speaking, that person has a much better chance at finding another job, and getting paid more for it, than his African-American counterpart would were the situation reversed.

    People kill me, acting like those poor white people are so disadvantaged because of Affirmative Action. The stats just don't bear that out. I don't know a single white person who has ever said, "Wow, I wish that I were African-American!" because their job prospects would be better. They're not. I don't know a single white person who has ever said, "Wow, I wish that I were African-American!" because they wanted better pay. Why do you think that the recent recession has hammered minority communities a lot harder than white communities? Because even today, almost 50 years after the Civil Rights Act was passed, there are huge disparities in minority employment and minority pay as compared to their white counterparts. So yeah, poor white people, being all discriminated against with Affirmative Action. What's your idea for providing equal opportunity and upholding the Civil Rights Act?

    Also, one thing that I think is lost on a lot of people is that it's not like if you have a large company, you have to have a 50/50 split of minority/majority employees. Affirmative Action only kicks when when there is such a significant statistical deviation from the norm that you are obviously discriminating in your hiring practices. If you have 2,000 employees in an area where minority population is, say, 20%, but only 3% of your employees are minorities, something's wrong, and you're going to get bitten. If 19% or 18% of your employees are minorities, you're not going to have a problem.

    So when people gripe about Affirmative Action, I have to ask, okay, so what exactly do you think should be the result of flagrantly disregarding the 1964 Civil Rights Act? Let's say I'm a company with 2000 employees, and I have an implicit hiring policy not to hire any minorities, which is against the law. If there's no Affirmative Action, what's the punishment? I get to just keep right on discriminating and hiring white people exclusively because I hand-wave the law off saying, "they make better candidates"? I'm not asking at what point you draw the line between someone discriminating and someone not, but if you're against Affirmative Action, you're basically saying there should be no line, and without some sort of

    1. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by rubycodez · · Score: 2

      Discriminating against someone now doesn't right or balance any past wrongs. The reality I'm seeing where I live is now companies are preferentially hiring minorities other than blacks (for example south and east asians), and minorities other than black are owning businesses to get contracts for Minority Owned Businesses. And if blacks are hired, they never get to a certain level within company or even government operation (includes city, state, county, fed) And that is leaving many black people trapped or limited in opportunity.

      A real solution to help black people has to get rid of something deeper in the human heart rather than superficial actions......

      As to your "I don't know a single white person who has ever said, "Wow, I wish that I were African-American!", can I wish to be a black man built like and having the income of Will Smith?

    2. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Reverberant · · Score: 2

      You have two candidates, one African-American and one majority white, applying for a job, each with equal qualifications? The theory behind giving the job to the African-American is two-fold.

      What you just described is not affirmative action, it's an illegal quota. Affirmative action is about making sure that admissions/hiring policies aren't racist (for example if your factory is located in a mostly black region and yet 99% of your workforce is white guys, AA policies say you have to make sure your hiring practices aren't excluding/precluding blacks from apply there. If the owner investigates his hiring policies and the ultimate reason is "there just aren't enough qualified black guys out there for us to hire" that is a legitmate reason for blacks to be under-represented). The final hire/admit decision is still based on merit, basing the decision on race (either way) is illegal discrimination.

      A big reason why people seem to be opposed to affirmative action is that they believe it means giving the underqualified black guy the job over the qualified white guy (or giving the job to the black guy if the applicants are "equally" qualified). It just ain't so, if it were black unemployment would be comparable to general unemployment across education and skill levels, not almost double the general figure.

    3. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by binary+paladin · · Score: 2

      I just want to know why it's cool to call "white" people "white" by it's not okay for someone to be "black." You have to use the term "African-American" over and over—a term that is particularly confusing if someone is of Jamaican or Haitian descent.

    4. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there a tl;dr version of this?

    5. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, no. It's not the simple sound-bite issue that a lot of people make it out to be.

    6. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 0

      Discriminating against someone now doesn't right or balance any past wrongs.

      Here's the inconvenient fact that whites like to ignore. From the time they're born, statistically speaking, they have access to better educational resources, better financial resources, more domestic stability, and a ton of other advantages to success in this world than minorities do. It's not about punishing people for the sins of our ancestors. It is trying to make up for present-day inequities caused by the deficiencies of our ancestors.

      A real solution to help black people has to get rid of something deeper in the human heart rather than superficial actions......

      The actions are hardly superficial. Since the Civil Rights Act was enacted in 1964--Affirmative Action and all--blacks and other minorities have enjoyed a boom in education, employment, and the pay divide has shrunk enormously. There's still a ways to go, but it is getting better.

      I do believe that you're right in that the sad truth is that it will probably take a generation or three dying off and taking their ingrained bigotry with them before any semblance of opportunity equality is achieved and race is truly not a consideration when hiring people. But, "you can't make people not bigoted" is a sorry ass excuse for not doing a damn thing about it. Baring legal teeth most certainly does help level the playing field when the human heart is screwed up.

      As to your "I don't know a single white person who has ever said, "Wow, I wish that I were African-American!", can I wish to be a black man built like and having the income of Will Smith?

      Only if I can be Laurence Fishburne, who I think is quite possibly one of the coolest people on the face of the earth. Hell, I'd settle for just his voice.

    7. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blah blah blah, you've obviously never been denied something based on the color of your skin. I have. Affirmative action is well and good until it's *your* future that's affected.

      Piss off.

    8. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2

      You're approaching the problem from a strictly utilitarian perspective, disregarding the fundamental human rights.

      All people should be treated equally by the law, period. No racism, and no "reverse racism". Anything else, and you'll find out just how far the pendulum can swing back once it reaches the extreme.

    9. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when people gripe about Affirmative Action, I have to ask, okay, so what exactly do you think should be the result of flagrantly disregarding the 1964 Civil Rights Act? Let's say I'm a company with 2000 employees, and I have an implicit hiring policy not to hire any minorities, which is against the law. If there's no Affirmative Action, what's the punishment? I get to just keep right on discriminating and hiring white people exclusively because I hand-wave the law off saying, "they make better candidates"? I'm not asking at what point you draw the line between someone discriminating and someone not, but if you're against Affirmative Action, you're basically saying there should be no line, and without some sort of consequences for discrimination, the Civil Rights Act would be meaningless.

      To put it simply, racism being illegal is all that's needed. If you have a company full of "skin colour x", that only hires people of said "skin colour x", but you are in a country where "skin colour y" is the majority, is it still 'Affirmative Action'? (is there some clause covering this?)

      Affirmitive Action was important to get things started, but no matter where you go there will be racism. When does Affirmative Action come to an end? Why am I being punished? If you have to take away rights from one group to somehow even the playing field, all it ends up being is government sanctioned racism. All it does is increase racism by promoting distance between different people. This applies to skin colour, gender, religion, sexual preference, etc.

      P.S. For what it's worth, I'm a white guy.

      It's worth nothing and has no bearing on the question of Affirmative Action being right or wrong.

    10. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      Plenty of White friends of mine stated they wished they could be minorities, especially when applying for college.

      And that bit about no one ever being discriminated against because they were white is just willful stupidity. If you prioritize one race in admissions,the non-prioritized race is logically being discriminated against. Look up Bakke or the Michigan lawsuits some time.

      At a personal level, I have a friend who was told he was only admitted to Columbia because he was black... but he's white. They were shocked when he rolled in... he was going to have been expelled, but he was able prove it was an error on the application.

    11. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by manwargi · · Score: 1

      Both should be ditched altogether, especially the latter one being the harmful misnomer that it is. Many "blacks" have plenty of European or Native blood in their heritage but for even being half or quarter African they're simply "black," and rarely get acknowledged for whatever other components of their heritage might be... which would be okay if instead of "black" they were simply "American" but the country still doesn't quite frame things that way yet. What the labels are really trying to target is the subculture that involves that accent and those impoverished origins. Which honestly should be considered a separate thing from colored skin and kinky hair.

    12. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by schnell · · Score: 1

      Here's the inconvenient fact that whites like to ignore. From the time they're born, statistically speaking, they have access to better educational resources, better financial resources, more domestic stability, and a ton of other advantages to success in this world than minorities do.

      I have two big questions about your argument.

      One: when you say "minorities," do you actually mean all minorities, or just certain groups? Asians, for example, are a minority in the US. But I think you'll find in many areas of the country that they show higher education rates and per-capita incomes than "whites" do. So is it really a blanket statement about all minorities or are you referring specific ones? Is it really about "whitey keeping everyone else down" or is it about specific ethnic groups and how those groups were introduced into white American society and the comparative challenges they faced?

      Two: When you say that "whites" have better access to these things "statistically speaking," I am sure that is true for many groups of minorities. But none of us are statistics. We are all individuals, with individual circumstances. Bully for white people if statistically they are likely to have those things, but "statistically speaking" doesn't mean that any one individual should be punished for having a statistical advantage. For example, nobody has ever offered me a job because I was white, my parents didn't stay together because I was white, and I didn't get a college scholarship because I was white. Do you think it's possible that when you say "whites" like to ignore something, or "whites" have all the advantages, it is maybe just as race-baiting as saying "blacks" are all one way?

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    13. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Obviously, some minorities fare better than others, duh. And if Asian-Americans were being discriminated against, yes, it would apply to them as well. Fortunately, they are not as systematically affected by bigotry and racism as other minorities are in college admissions, job opportunities, or pay disparity.

      The simple fact is that unless there are some teeth to the law--some consequences for not obeying it--people simply won't. Argue as much as you want, but the statistics are quite clear. Without Affirmative Action, everyone uses the exact same arguments that you just did, grasping at whatever straw they can to justify why their individual case is different to propagate racism and bigotry.

      And believe it or not, racism is not something that most people these days consciously espouse. I'm not saying that all employers are made up of a bunch of George Wallaces looking to keep society neatly segregated. It's much more subtle than that, and happens due to people's natural tendency to associate with like individuals. That's the beauty of Affirmative Action--it doesn't matter why you're discriminating (except as I recall for some very specific reasons in which discrimination is required, such as actors for a role and such), or even if you know your discriminating. It Just Works.

      So now that I've answered your questions, how about answering mine? If we do away with Affirmative Action, what is your brilliant idea for upholding the Civil Rights Act and preventing discrimination? When you run across a company that is 98% white, including all of the executives and even mid-level management, and its painfully obvious that there is discrimination going on, what do you do? Nothing?

    14. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      People being treated equally is precisely what the law is about. The law is upholding fundamental human rights. Once we get to the point where people are being treated equally, there will be no more need for the law, and it should go away. Unfortunately, we're not there yet.

    15. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by KingSkippus · · Score: 1

      Plenty of White friends of mine stated they wished they could be minorities, especially when applying for college.

      Awesome! Make sure that once they get out of school, they face an unemployment rate over 5% higher. And once they do get a job, tell them they need to pay 42% of their income to the "black tax" due to income disparity. Don't forget the other benefits of being black--being harassed by police, being treated like criminals in stores, being accused of dragging down property values by neighbors, having much of your hard-earned success chalked up to being a "token," having your kids mercilessly teased at school, and so on.

      Wait, what? They don't want to be black any more? Surely they didn't imagine that they could just turn being black on and off like that, cherry-picking the one or two advantages without having to pay their dues in the immense challenges faced by minorities? And yet you still sit around begrudging this effort to equal the playing field. Unbelievable.

    16. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by schnell · · Score: 1

      So now that I've answered your questions, how about answering mine? If we do away with Affirmative Action, what is your brilliant idea for upholding the Civil Rights Act and preventing discrimination? When you run across a company that is 98% white, including all of the executives and even mid-level management, and its painfully obvious that there is discrimination going on, what do you do? Nothing?

      Fair question but one that is so speculative in the details as to be very difficult to answer. What are the demographics of the area? It may be reasonable to expect that a company's demographics follow that of its hiring area(s)... and some towns are 95%+ white, and others are 75%+ minority. Statistically, a fairly hiring company should mirror the demographics of its locations, assuming it is large enough to have statistical sampling be relevant. If you think you have to legislate fair hiring, then say that all companies over x00 employees need to at least mirror their operating area's demographics in minority full-time employees. When it comes to college admissions, etc., I believe that mandated minority admissions should be as a bonus - e.g. you can mandate that your student body be X% ethnicity Y, but that should be done by expanding class sizes rather than denying equally qualified students of ethnicity Z.

      But the current rules seem to me to be a straw man (in the true classical sense) with little real-world application in either the direction for or against "fairness." Nobody seems to be going after Microsoft, Google or Apple for their grossly disproportionate share of whites and Asians vs. blacks, Latinos or Native Americans. Conversely, nobody has attacked BET, or your neighborhood ethnic restaurants for their lack of balanced hiring. And when you talk about companies needing to have a certain percentage of "executives" be minorities (or women, which are a majority), that is a complete fail. Jockeying for executive jobs at big companies is as competitive a sport as you will find off an athletic field, and mandating the "winners" is as inane as suggesting that the results of the Olympics should be distributed by racial quotas.

      I guess my big quibble here is that to be fair, you need to either say that:

      1. 1.) All minorities (maybe including women, who are actually the majority in the US) are disadvantaged by virtue of being discriminated against by whites/men. Therefore we need to have appointments/jobs/scholarships/whatever apportioned on a racially proportionate basis, because it is harder for them than the majority/men; or
      2. 2.) Some minorities have a harder time than others, and they don't all need to have representative levels of Affirmative Action. This of course raises a very thorny set of question about why that is, and whether being un-white/un-male is a universal disadvantage or not, and if not why for some and not for others.

      So to answer your question - I think proportional representation at a statistically significant level is reasonable. Your thoughts?

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    17. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      You never passed a stats class, did you?

    18. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please elaborate. What part of his statement indicated a lack of knowledge about statistics?

    19. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      He doesn't know how to disaggregate subgroups.

    20. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which subgroups should he have disaggregated? How would that invalidate his point that white Americans who whine about discrimination are blatantly cherry-picking because discrimination is overwhelmingly worse for other ethnic groups?

    21. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Which subgroups should he have disaggregated? How would that invalidate his point that white Americans who whine about discrimination are blatantly cherry-picking because discrimination is overwhelmingly worse for other ethnic groups?

      Which other ethnic groups? That's part of my point. Vietnamese people were discriminated against pretty heavily back in the 80s, but their average income and education level exceed white Americans now just 30 years later.

      But more importantly, he sees something like "Black people make X% less income than white people" to be a sign that society is discriminating against black people, not realizing that you have to disaggregate the various subgroups to help identify confounding factors like high school graduation rates, rates of single motherhood, geographic location, and so forth.

      You can't just claim that since black people or Detroitians, or whatever, face higher levels of unemployment that they're being intentionally discriminated against.

    22. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>he sees something like "Black people make X% less income than white people" to be a sign that society is discriminating against black people, not realizing that you have to disaggregate the various subgroups to help identify confounding factors like high school graduation rates, rates of single motherhood, geographic location, and so forth. You can't just claim that since black people or Detroitians, or whatever, face higher levels of unemployment that they're being intentionally discriminated against.

      (1) Just because you said KingSkippus is willfully stupid and never passed a statistics class and doesn't realize that multivariate analysis exists doesn't automatically make those insults true.

      (2) His point was that white Americans who whine about discrimination are blatantly cherry-picking because discrimination is overwhelmingly worse for other ethnic groups. You then wrote that the statistics he quoted are contaminated by confounding factors. The only way your rebuttal would make any sense at all is if these confounding factors accounted for almost all of the disparities KingSkippus referred to. That idea isn't supported by most published multivariate analyses, starting with Siegel 1965.

      (3) The "confounding factors" you listed are, themselves, partially a result of discrimination. Majority-black schools have lower funding than majority-white schools, so they hire less competent teachers. Black women are more likely to be single mothers than white women, which is surely related to the fact that in 2009, black men were incarcerated at a rate over five times that of white men. Geographic location within the United States is related to income primarily because blacks are over-represented in the South, which is poorer compared to the North. This is a relic of slavery.

    23. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>doesn't realize that multivariate analysis exists doesn't automatically make those insults true.

      No? But you're making the same mistakes. You can't look at the fact that blacks have a higher poverty rate, or incarceration rate, or whatever, and prima facie claim discrimination. What if black men are committing 7x the crimes, but only have 5x the incarceration rate? What if schools with large numbers of minority students get bonus funding from school districts? These stats would entirely explode your argument about systemic discrimination, which is why (I suspect) that you want to only cherrypick statistics that make your case look good.

      >>The "confounding factors" you listed are, themselves, partially a result of discrimination. Majority-black schools have lower funding than majority-white schools, so they hire less competent teachers.

      Fail, fail, fail. POOR schools have lower funding than other schools because schools are paid for by taxation. That's why there's supplementary funding available to them through Title I and related programs. If you can establish for me a majority black school in a rich neighborhood that receives minimal funding, then sure, I'll take that back. But instead, what you'll find is that minority schools get access to a lot of funding sources that majority white schools cannot.

      I write grants for school districts. We won't even work with a lot of white school districts, since it is so hard to win grants for them. More rich minority school districts get funded than poor white schools. Try to tell me that's fair, eh? And don't give me any bullshit about there not being any well to do minority school districts, either. I can only take so much liberal delusion at one time.

      To put it simply, blaming everything on discrimination is also not an answer. At least not since the 60s. Since then, it has been a *material benefit* to be a minority or a minority school district in America. The only minorities that might actually get systemically discriminated against here in California are Asians, who are doing "too well" according to one of the UC Regents. (Google "Asians and UC Regents" to read all the different ways Asians are getting fucked.) So he wanted to reduce the numbers of them, since he thought they were "boring".

      >>black men were incarcerated at a rate over five times that of white men

      Stats fail. Incarceration rate is meaningless without a related criminality rate. Which, incidentally, is 7x higher than whites. How are those liberal talking points doing there?

      And blaming the high rates of single motherhood - "surely related" to the incarceration rate you say - on this is quite stupid as well. Even though black incarceration rates are high, percentage-wise, in absolute numbers it's not that large. It's a cultural difference, and one we've worked hard to fix (we used to run advanced academic programs for burnt-out black kids in the ghetto around here - it changed their lives). Also, read your Cosby.

      Black single mothers are in numbers half as many as white women, but there's six times as many white women in America.

    24. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if black men are committing 7x the crimes, but only have 5x the incarceration rate? ... Incarceration rate is meaningless without a related criminality rate. Which, incidentally, is 7x higher than whites.

      As I said, your rebuttal only makes sense if you think that these disparities between races aren't due to discrimination, but are instead almost entirely due to "confounding factors" which aren't a result of discrimination. Since you didn't address this statement, I'll assume that really is your position.

      But as I've been pointing out, these "confounding factors" are themselves partially due to past and/or present discrimination. Since you didn't challenge the notion that geographic correlations are mostly a relic of slavery, I assume that we can agree on this point in at least one instance.

      Now you've presented yet another "confounding factor" which, again, you're implicitly saying isn't a result of past or present discrimination. However, you haven't yet established that this 7x disparity in the crime rate between black men and white men isn't a result of past or present discrimination. To do that, you'd have to explain why this 7x disparity in crime rates between black men and white men exists, and show that it's unrelated to past or present discrimination.

      The "confounding factors" you listed are, themselves, partially a result of discrimination. Majority-black schools have lower funding than majority-white schools, so they hire less competent teachers.

      Fail, fail, fail. POOR schools have lower funding than other schools because schools are paid for by taxation. That's why there's supplementary funding available to them through Title I and related programs. If you can establish for me a majority black school in a rich neighborhood that receives minimal funding, then sure, I'll take that back. ...

      This is downright bizarre. The entire point I was making is that being poor is correlated with being black. Thus the fact that poor schools get less funding from taxing neighborhood residents is exactly why majority-black schools have less funding on average than majority-white schools, both across districts and within districts. Outliers simply aren't as important as averages.

      ... what you'll find is that minority schools get access to a lot of funding sources that majority white schools cannot. I write grants for school districts. We won't even work with a lot of white school districts, since it is so hard to win grants for them. More rich minority school districts get funded than poor white schools. Try to tell me that's fair, eh?

      You're comparing rich minority school districts to poor white schools (not districts)? Why? After you explain why you're comparing apples to oranges, it would be necessary to provide at least some evidence that whatever it is you're claiming is true before I'll bother to wonder if it's fair or not. Keep in mind that poor students don't reach testing parity with rich students until significantly more money per student is spent, to compensate for the numerous out-of-school advantages that rich students enjoy.

      And don't give me any bullshit about there not being any well to do minority school districts, either. I can only take so much liberal delusion at one time.

      Obviously, the point is that the average white-majority school district is

    25. Re:Why Affirmative Action is necessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sentence "Keep in mind that poor students..." was actually supposed to be after the sentence that ends with "both across districts and within districts."

  77. GNAAman ? by psergiu · · Score: 1

    He's Black (half);
    He's Gay;
    He's from America.

    Come on ... :-) We all got trolled big time :-)

    What's next - his theme song will be about how he will never going to give us up ? :-)

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  78. Seriously, Slashdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot, I'm ashamed.

    Go read the comments here, left mostly by DRUDGE wingnuts that invade whatever website he links to making ridiculously unhinged comments...

    (Link: http://www.comicsalliance.com/2011/04/27/superman-renounces-us-citizenship/) ...and then compare them to the ones in this same thread.

    Disgusting. One more like it, and I know at least one person who's removing the /. RSS from their daily reader.

  79. Re:It's not a race - it's a cultura by slew · · Score: 1

    And I know several Brits, working with them both here and over there. They would encourage me to remind you also that the Scots and the Irish are special cases also.

    If you include the Irish, you should have defintly included the Welsh as a special case. And it probably would have been better to special case the Anglo-Irish (and/or maybe the Ulster-Irish) rather than not make the distinction as most other Irish (esp those that don't live in northern ireland) probably don't think of themselves as Brits (even as a special case)...

  80. The Tea Parties take on the new Spiderman... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Tea Party is going to claim the new Spiderman is a Muslim!

  81. Re:PC? (*Corrected*) by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    I think that movie would have bombed no matter who they stuck in the starring role. Ben wasn't that bad, it was the rest of the characters and story and everything else.

  82. Re:It's not a race - it's a cultura by rickb928 · · Score: 1

    I do forget the Welsh. Darn. And they have such a beautiful language. Yes, they are another non-brit case.

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  83. Re:PC? Handiman! by DrStrange66 · · Score: 1

    ...and disabled.

    In Living Color was way ahead of its time.

    Handiman joined the Justice Legion to settle an affirmative action suit brought on by the U.S. government.
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/4992/in-living-color-handiman-joins-the-justice-legion

  84. This is so Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is fabulous people. So, comic books are now jumping the shark. The reasons sales are down (guessing here) so the problem must not be the story. It has to be something else. I vote for 3D comic books using red/blue glasses!

    1. Re:This is so Hollywood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh I think a lot of Spider-Man fans would cite the Spider-Clone/Ben Reilly storyline (from the 90's) as when the comic jumped the shark.

  85. do I see a trend here? by Eglembor · · Score: 1

    First Nick Fury turned out to be black, then Batman turned out to also be black, now Spiderman is half-black half-latino. I am expecting Superman to turn asian within the next year or so.

  86. Re:It's not a race - it's a cultura by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Scots, Irish, and Welsh are the true owners of Iberia, anyhow. If anyone can call themselves "Hispanic" ...

  87. Relax... it's the ULTIMATE marvel series by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

    ...is they essentially undid all of Peter's character development, erased his marriage, made him back to a 'single nerdy guy'...and then killed him off and replaced him.

    Hey, idiots? Why not just, I dunno, injure him, or remove his powers, or something, and let him retire in peace with his wife? And then have a new guy take over?

    Different universes..

    The "One More Day" reboot / marriage-erasal / etc was from the main universe.

    This is from the "Ultimate" universe, think of it like a parallel universe with different origins / back-stories / etc. The "Ultimate" line is still normally a good read, but the regular Spider-Man is still alive and well. Though still suffering from the horrible writing of One More Day and all of that.

  88. Latino by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    Later than Jewish.

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  89. I like it, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half-Black, Half-Latino and *possibly* gay? Let's erase all doubt, it's totally gay!

    Now, if you make "him" an "it", and also a narcoleptic vegan, I'm in!

  90. Depends by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 2

    They would say yes in the US, no if in Mexico.

    Would a pre-Zionism Ashkenazi and a pre-Zionism Falasha think of themselves as the same race? What if their descendents are serving side-by-side in the same Tsahal outpost?

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  91. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hispanic can best be described as a linguo-cultural grouping; basically anyone who speaks Spanish or Portuguese and lives either in the Iberian Peninsula or in the former Spanish and Portuguese colonies in the Americas.

    Unless you're Jewish. See, for example, the non-Hispanic US Supreme Court Just Cardozo. And this is how we know he's not Hispanic.

  92. Thor by failedlogic · · Score: 1

    So what next Marvel writers?

    Thor the Norse God of Thunder as a Rastafarian?

    1. Re:Thor by Drafell · · Score: 1

      Try "Pastafarian."

  93. Obligatory photographs of Jewverine. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  94. JJ Jameson? by Pseudonymus+Bosch · · Score: 1

    I'd like to read the Daily Bugle's take on this piece of news.

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  95. Why spiderman? by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

    I love experimentation. If I had to say something against this black/latino guy would be that he is kinda gimmicky, meaning, his background doesn't flow naturally from the plot but from a deliberate effort to make him a multiracial bi-minority.

    But in the spirit of experimentation, why not create a new superhero? I think it's lame that you have the dare to experiment with his race but avoid experimenting with a new franchise.

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  96. Purple buttplug Superman OK, black & gay not? by Dogtanian · · Score: 1

    How about you make a NEW superhero that is black or gay, or whatever, and for the superheroes that I grew up with just leave them the fuck alone! Where's your goddamn originality? Of course this is a fucking gimmick to make money, you stupid asshole!

    The comic book industry already constantly messes about with their established superheroes and comes up with stupid ideas to keep people buying their ink-marked sheets of reconstituted dead tree, and has been doing so for donkeys years. (*)

    These are what are known as "fucking gimmicks to make money".

    So how is this one any different? Let me guess, when (e.g.) the current Superman traded places with one from a mirror universe created by the Green Goblin- the new Superman having a purple cape and his nose on upside down- it's an acceptable money-making gimmick, but when the character's black or gay it's "unoriginal" and messing about with the superheroes you grew up with?

    (*) Yes, comic book history, chronology and all that "canon" bollocks that fanboys get obsessed with is, is essentially 50 years worth of ratings-chasing dicking about piled into an impenetrable mess.

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  97. How to tell if it's PC... by moogaloonie · · Score: 1

    Imagine the outcry if they had decided to replace the Green Goblin with a character who is a half-black, half-Latino teen, and whose creators haven't ruled out that he might be gay. Whenever the hero is changed it's lauded as a reflection of our diversity, if it were the villain being changed it would be called a throwback to old negative attitudes.

  98. It's a mask, what difference does it make? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He wears a mask. Why must everyone assume if a superhero is masked he must be white? Is it so impossible that he can't be a minority? Are people so threatened as to run out of white superheroes? There are plenty out there.

  99. News for nerds, check... by RoscBottle · · Score: 1

    Stuff that matters?...

  100. cartoon cheeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'd rather watch spider tranny in a figure-hugging suit than a sweaty guy ... anyway..
    i still dont get this comic- book fascination. it cant make the car jeez. !

    flames to /dev/null

    1. Re:cartoon cheeze by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      . make the cartoon any less bearable :)

  101. Not just that.Where's the hyphen & capitalizat by antdude · · Score: 1

    Spider-Man! Yeah, I am picky. :P

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  102. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by SETIGuy · · Score: 2

    But everyone knows that only Americans that agree with my political beliefs are real Americans.

  103. Blacks and Latinos Don't Read Comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They just don't. DC put a lot of investment into Milestone, and coughed up some money to keep it afloat as it fell apart, even doing IIRC a DC-Milestone cross-over. And it did not work.

    Black kids don't read comics. Heck most don't read -- Detroit a nearly entirely Black city with a Black super-majority, has 47% of its residents who are illiterate. Hispanics are not much better.

    Lets get real. The readership for comics are 35-45 year old White fanboys, able to afford $3-5 a pop for a comic book. Sold almost exclusively in specialty comic book stores. Girls, Asians read Manga, and that stuff sells fine, but they are not traditional super-hero comics. Black and Hispanic kids aren't interested in reading comics, which are written by and for nerdy White guys who got beat up at school. Black and Hispanic kids if they get beat up in school, join a gang and retaliate. That's why grannies and little kids get shot in the ghetto, and not in the White suburbs.

    White nerdy guys love tales of empowerment. Because they're not allowed to fight back and are on their own all the time. Black and Hispanic kids have a gang of one sort or another rolling with them all the time, and their empowerment is as close as the nearest drive-by. Is that ugly? Sure. Its also reality. I can read every day of a stupid drive-by where some gangbanger shoots a kid or a granny. But its never in the White suburbs and always in the Ghetto or Barrio.

    This is just more PC bunk. Just like commercials with all those Black and Latino scientists (nearly all real-life scientists are White or Asian), or "diverse" Navy Seal Units (among the Whitest around in the military) or fictional football teams half-White (nearly all "skill position players" are Black). I'll start buying a gay/Latino/Black Spider-Man comic book when the NBA has 65% White players (to match the demo of the country) and about 24% Latino (again to match the demo of the country).

    If we want to talk "reflecting the diversity of the nation" then let's make Rappers 65% White, the NFL 65% White, College Football 65% White, do away with BET, the Image Awards, the NAACP.

    More PC stupidity. Like Superman giving up his American Citizenship. That went over real big.

    Or maybe we can just let Rappers be mostly all Black, and Superheroes be all White, mostly.

    1. Re:Blacks and Latinos Don't Read Comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bullshit. Superhero as power fantasy goes back in a continuous line all the way back to the pulp age, you know the goood old days when they were still legally allowed to lynch darkies who got out of line. Whites made an even power base then. It's not even a matter of letting all superheroes be white, you just want to ENSURE that they are all white because you find the alternative offensive. After all, it must be impossible in your mind to imagine a minority with any heroic inclinations whatsoever.

    2. Re:Blacks and Latinos Don't Read Comics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. Make a good movie or comic about a non-white hero, and I'll be interested.

      But apparently the only thing "wrong" with the original Spider-Man was his white skin, and I find that offensive. I imagine you'd be upset if Obama got impeached just because he was black and VP Biden is a white guy? Okay then, same thing here.

  104. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by Caesar+Tjalbo · · Score: 1

    Most friends of mine from Chile tend to think of themselves as 'American' after Chilean. Some are even insulted when I use 'American' to refer to people from the USA exclusively.

    Btw, the majority of Chileans from German decent in Chile arrived well before WW2, I imagine it's the same for Argentina but those wouldn't make your example more interesting.

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  105. The Mask by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

    But, but.. doesn't he wear a mask? How's anyone going to tell he's black? (Or, for that matter, how could anyone tell Peter Parker wasn't?)

    1. Re:The Mask by Maniacal · · Score: 1

      The bulge in his tights?

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  106. Obligatory Gay Spider-Man link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  107. Cheap Heel Heat is Cheap. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about that. Growing up, most of the Blacks I knew were comic book readers. Marvel fans mainly. Mostly the Hulk, Iron Man and Spider-man. This was before Spawn.

  108. Too much by reboot246 · · Score: 1

    Bye bye, Marvel!

    Most of the Spider-Man merchandise (where the real money is made) is bought by parents for their young boys. You're about to turn off a whole new generation. Watch your profits take a dive.

  109. So dumb. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mind if they made him whatever ethnicity, religion, sexual preference, criminal background, or state of health, I really don't. But their excuse is just plain dumb.

    Sorry but "What you have is a Spider-Man for the 21st century who's reflective of our culture and diversity" doesn't fly with what they did. If they just said, "We wanted to try something new." That would have been more acceptable than cause lets face it, last time I checked about 80% of the USA were white and most of them are heterosexual. So Peter Parker, for all intent and purpose, was more reflective of our culture and diversity, if they wanted to make a hero more reflective of our culture, they should have taken Flash Thomson and made him poor and gave him an Iphone, maybe gave him a bigger attitude and a player when it came to women.

  110. Let me guess by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bunch of people that don't read comic books will somehow be outraged about this...

  111. Sounds familiar... now my turn: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Half black... half white... agitate a few communities briskly... half-bake for a few years in the Senate... elect to serve the unwary.

    Guess.

  112. Not PC, Marketing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's not about political correctness. it's about marketing. white people are dying off or breeding into other ethnic groups. white people are not frivolous with their money either. however, the ethnic groups of the new spiderman are exploding in US population and love to spend money on swag. surely everyone knows by now that being white ain't cool. it's a simple marketing decision.

  113. Lack of reading comprehension is to be a crime. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You realize, all the outrage is to the opposing position, right?

  114. Re:Why is being black/latino "politically correct" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In addition to balanced demographic representation, should they also decipt all the (mostly unfortunate) cultural traits related to these groups that show up on statistics? (One of these is considerably higher relative amount of hate crime, not to even mention others.) Or is expression of those limited to caucasians? Does this hero feel angst over these traits that drag his socio-cultural subgroups downward, like any sane caucasian with questionable family background or friends would do? (In "progressive" circles, even being white heterosexual male is often considered such a trait to be ashamed of.) I don't think so. Nobody seems to enforce realistic, self-critical thinking to those eligible for affirmative action. (Of course it's another question if superhero comics make any sense at all. I highly doubt it.)

    Well, I have nothing against gays, they're fine (but still, heterosexuality is not to be treated as a marginalized and archaic trait, and gays should also accept this view) and I have nothing against societally integrated individuals from minorities, but I do have plenty against those that refuse to see other problems in racial/cultural relations than "it's all white man's fault."

  115. It's easy to tell. by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    If 15% of the population is purple, and 15% of the characters are purple, it's real.

    If 15% of the population is purple, and 30% of the characters are purple, it's politically correct.

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  116. Green Lantern is the next! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Green Lantern logo will be rotated 90 clockwise to resemble goatse, and the whole thing will be about fighting homophobes across the universe.

  117. So making a character non-white is PC? by boatiemann · · Score: 1

    And let's be honest, Peter Parker was never the most dynamic character in the world, so it's not that sad to see him go Though I was never a Spider-Man fan to begin with so I'm biased

  118. I don't think they realize by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is highly irritating, as a Caucasian I have been called raciest. Not because I have used racial slurs, or have a dislike of another race. But simply because I have been involved in a disagreement with someone of another race. The prejudice ball is no longer in the European decent court but now in the court of those who "call" themselves minority's. On top of that if I ever call someone else raciest, it's me who gets shot down not them. If you want more proof of this look at the college scholarship funds. The finical aid page for me is completely blank. Some of my Native American, and Latino friends some of whos familys make far more than mine ever did, have pages of available grants and scholarships available to them. (when i brought this to their attention they didn't believe me, until I logged in and showed them the page.) I've been told i can still apply to those, the problem is that I am at the bottom of the pool, meaning I'm only considered only if there are 'left over' moneys after distribution. Do any of you have any idea how embarrassing it is to fill out an application for an American American college scholarship as an Caucasian?

    The point is that I am sick of this politically correct BS. It's just a ploy to either create sympathy or just get something for free. If an artist wants to create an superhero of a specific decent, no problem, but there is no need to say it's for these reasons. This is an insult to the community involved, and to add insult to injury they have to pick another 'minority' group to place them in to try and create more sympathy. I personally consider this announcement to be raciest influenced, and will not enforce this move.

  119. Re:It’s not a race – it’s a cult by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Therefore, Spaniards are excluded from your definition of Hispanic, since they would not at all identify with neither Mexican nor Peruvian cultures. That would be a bit weird, since one may think that "Hispanic" should have something to do with "Spain".

  120. Ignoring race will make it go away? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's true that race plays on many people's consciences, but *not* making a deal about race is how whiteness remains the "default." If you think just ignoring race whenever it comes up will solve the great disparities and continued injustices that exist for people of color in the US, you need to get out there more.

    "Racism without Racists" is a great book that argues how colorblindness works to perpetuate a white-dominant US culture.

  121. To be Bitten or not to be bitten? by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    What I do not want to know
    He's Black (half);
    He's Gay;
    He's from America.
    What I want to know
    How to get bitten in the exact same fashion as the original spider man, to get the exact same powers, to be able to BE the next spider man....

    THAT ...is the question!

  122. Fashion Sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is pretty unbelievable that a gay guy would have bad enough fashion sense to go with the Spiderman costume.

    Oh wait, this is the politically correct spiderperson...

  123. Why a new one... if he's dead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to "kill him off" then leave him dead! What is it with the industry that seems to require a specific character exist regardless of whom it is? Let them stay dead instead of replacing them with a new character. Why come up with some contrived story to create that same character but in a different person. There's no "storytelling" or artistic reason to create such a change. When you're dealing with a character that had their first appearance in 1962 you've got almost a half century of back work on them. Spinning, pun intended, off a replacement isn't PC or non-PC, its a simple marketing ploy at its best!

    There have been numerous characters over the years that have "died" only to reawaken in some form or another. There's always a financial reason to keep a good franchise running and that's all spider-man really is after all; a great franchise. If you don't like the character, don't buy the title. If the title flops then they'll stop making it. You can shout and stamp your feet all you like but the loudest voice you have with any business is where you spend your dollar. *shrug*

  124. Melting pot by Quila · · Score: 1

    There's the problem. Many don't want a melting pot. They want their own imported culture to be dominant. Political correctness helps them in this endeavor, since any culture except for white European Christian is praised and elevated. You are allowed to be racist, as long as you aren't a white racist. You are allowed to express your religion, as long as it isn't Christianity. You are allowed to assert that your LGBTQABPNWXYZ sexual preference is desirable or even superior, but you're a homophobe if you promote heterosexuality. To state that an immigrant should learn the language of this country is practically forbidden. We should learn the languages of the immigrants if we want to communicate with them.

    And don't even get me started on the hypocrisy this all engenders when to PC platforms collide.

    Melting pot is good. Trying to destroy the pre-existing culture is not. From the existing culture there is a duty to accept and integrate the desirable aspects of the new cultures. From the immigrating culture there is a duty to assimilate that I don't see happening much.

  125. Transitioning by phorm · · Score: 1

    No justifying either way here, but just a commentary on human behavior.

    Many people joke their way through awkward situations as a way of covering their own fear or confusion.
    In the case of those who have "transitioned," I'd imagine that there's a whole lot more of both, and a lot of issues that spring from it.

    For example, the bathroom issue for those that are "in transition" (men's, women's, or a new bathroom, which is less discriminatory).
    But beyond that, there's an element beyond the usual homophobia, etc. Most times, if you're interested in a given gender, it's a simple thing in concept. I'll use the male viewpoint for example.
    Meet girl, hit on girl, succeed or get shot down. If you get shot down, then does it matter whether the girl is non-interested in you or your gender? If a guy is interested in you (and you're not), hopefully a simple "sorry, not my thing" will suffice.

    But how about, meet girl, succeed (have relationship), discover that girl isn't actually a girl (extra parts) or wasn't originally a girl (missing parts in some ways). Not everyone is honest about that sort of thing, and it's probably not something most people are going to share in a crowded room. There are people who actually fear that scenario, and anger/gallows-humour/etc are often how those people cover such things.

    In circles of geeks with lower social skills, meeting somebody within your gender of preference is *hard*, and leads to plenty of feelings of inadequacy etc. Within my friends there are plenty of higher-level-geeks so it's come up as a topic of debate rather than crude jokes (what *would* you do if you discovered your S.O. wasn't originally of the current visible gender), but it's still a pretty complex situation with a variety of levels of acceptance/coping/etc.

    Again, I won't say that it's the *right* behavior, but for many - usually people who are hiding their own insecurity - one can see where the behavior comes from.

  126. Any kind of publicity is good publicity. by mirro_mx · · Score: 1

    Just off the top my head I can think of a latino superhero ( Araña ) and two homosexual ones (Apolo and Midnighter from the Authority) and I'm pretty sure that anyone who's more of a comic book enthusiast than me can think of many more. Superheroes who are minorities are nothing new so to me the article is either a) just the typical sensationalist ploy to improve readership from whom ever posted the article or b) Marvel tooting their own horn to sell more copies of the book. All publicity at the end of the day.

  127. Re:Why is being black/latino "politically correct" by guanxi · · Score: 1

    You fabricated 'facts' from prejudice,

    It's sad that you can't see your fellow people; they're just representatives of 'groups' to you; it's us vs them. But really it's the bigots vs everyone else. Join us and you'll find that all your hatred and paranoia is a waste of time.

  128. Q: Why don't you throw rocks at a spiderman.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Q: Why don't you throw rocks at a spiderman riding a bike?
    A. Because its probably YOUR bike.

  129. Fix it by ignoring them! by Ace+XVX · · Score: 1

    Yes, racism will just disappear if we keep only putting white people in media! Increasing visibility of POC is clearly an insidious liberal plot to reinstate slavery!

  130. Somebody need a history lesson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope, Byrd actually was a Klansman. It was the style of the times.

    Don't you know your history? Prior to the sixties, the Democrats were the party of racism, conservatism, and discrimination, but then thanks to Johnson they passed the Civil Rights Acts, the Voting Rights Act, and while southern whites like Byrd (who at least repudiated his views eventually) and Strom Thurmond (who became a Republican and ever explicitly refuted his views) argued that it was a states' rights matter, the reality is that they just wanted the freedom to discriminate, much like their pro-slavery ancestors just wanted the freedom to enslave others.

    But once the Democrats were cajoled by Johnson into passing the laws, the Republicans saw an opening, and gave up the Black vote in the South for the much larger White Vote, and became the modern party of conservatives and racists. Oh sure, they make protests about states' rights, but as I said, they just want to use it to abuse others, not for any genuine purpose. How do I know? Because they contradict themselves at other times, such as passing the DoMA. Discrimination, it's a useful rallying point for votes. Notice how the liberal wing of the Republican party is nearly gone? There's a long tradition of that, from Ogden Reid to the current problems of senators like Stevens, Murkowski, Snowe and Collins, who face challenges from the Tea Party because they aren't crackpot enough for the "true" conservatives.

    This history lesson has been brought to you by the letters V R and A, and the numbers 37 and 2.

    Guess what those numbers represent? The current numbers of black members of Congress for the respective parties.

    Why is that?

    Because of what the Republican party is today. Today. Not yesterday. At least they're somewhat better in terms of female representation.

    1. Re:Somebody need a history lesson by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      Every time I hear about the republican party becoming the party of racists I know that the person was not a close observer of history,Republicans pushed many on the civil rights acts and only the 1964 act which some objected to because it had the government telling private business who to hire, even then the majority of republicans voted for the passage. The Ignorant say the shift happened with Nixon and the southern strategy, Nixon was has huge civil rights supporter and member of the NAACP while his opponent JFK was not, Nixon broke up unions because of their discrimination policies and even enacted the first affirmative action policies so racist southerns decided to vote for a republican who was heavily in favor of civil rights? Then came Jimmy Carter mysteriously all the racist white southerners disappeared he won the south, then Regan won the south and once again the the racists white southerners were republicans, then came Clinton who won the southern vote, followed by Bush and the southern racist white republicans won the south. Obama was the first democrat in a long while to not take the south and win the presidency, unless you contend that the racists southerners didn't start voting republican till 2000 your argument falls apart pretty quick. Here are a few Dixicrats that folded back into the democrat party that played a prominent role in the party for some time Richard Russell, Mendell Rivers, Clinton's mentor William Fulbright, Robert Byrd, Fritz Hollings and Al Gore Sr. It's time to realize that your skewed view of the south is ignorant the south is not filled with dumb racist white Republicans who hate Obama because he is black.

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  131. Racist? by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    I hate all people, does that make me racist?

    Only Robots and Aliens for me!

    That is what the new reboot should have been, a half-robot half-alien, radioactive spider bitten superhero!

    Seriously that would be awesome!

    An Alien spacecraft crash lands on earth. Its mysterious badly injured occupant is found by Doctor Octavius. Using his (Patent Pending) design for symbiotic robotic arms, he saves the aliens life, but for his own nefarious purposes. The alien after inadvertently finding out about plans to use him/her/it, attempts a dashing escape from the lab through the rector level. However during the escape a radioactive spider bites him. The rest is history... :)

  132. Um ... Maybe I missed something but ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does he even have superpowers? Was that covered?
    Or is he just guy running around in Spidey pyjamas?

    Also, why stop at half-black, half-latino? Why not 1/8 Asian, 1/8 Hispanic, 1/8, Native American, 1/8 African, 1/8 Anglo-Saxon, 1/8 Australian, 1/8 Antarctican and 1/8 German Shepard?