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  1. Re:Need more info... on Abandoning Header Files? · · Score: 2, Funny

    i.e.: Will they pay for Dennis Ritchie's cardiac medication?

  2. Re:Except that... on Windows Longhorn to make Graphics Cards more Important · · Score: 1
    Yeah, yeah, yeah.

    Everything on earth (or on screen) is just a little OpenGL canvas. What ever resolution you want, inside the canvas area.

    Tilt the canvas, twist the canvas, paint it around a cube and spin it... Heck, even run it corner-to-corner, full-screen!

  3. Re:Welcome to the Present on Windows Longhorn to make Graphics Cards more Important · · Score: 2, Funny

    But you could probably dance to the [click] - [cli-click] - [hNnph]
    Repeating over and over, again!

  4. Re:Dupe on House Paint Foils Wardrivers · · Score: 1
    It's a dupe, and so is my comment:

    Anybody interested in some beautiful aluminium siding?

  5. Re:wow, that is saying a lot on Mitch Kapor Warns Against Firefox Gloating · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Our product (code-named "Chandler" after the great master of Information Retreival, Chandler Bing) is a Personal Information Manager (PIM) intended for use in everyday information and communication tasks

    What's not to like?

  6. Don't "path" bundle components! on Bundled Applications for GNU/Linux? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    This is the origin of DLL hell - which Windows has been trying to extract itself from for the past 6/7 years!

    Also, executable content in arbitrary locations is a security nightmare...

  7. Yeah - MST3K Material on Disney Plans Tron Remake · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But, if there's a new one, I want to be the first to make a costume!

    BTW: Great job, guys.

  8. Federal Bureau on FBI's New Info-Sharing Software Project Fails · · Score: 1
    of Incompetence.

    Actually, you cannot attribute to incompetence the criminal motivations revealed by Sibel Edmonds and others.

  9. Re:What happens on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 1

    Who killed Harry Lyme?
    I think it was Harry Palmer...

  10. What happens on Leapfrog Talking Pen · · Score: 1
    When your kid chews the top off? Or loses it, or...

    Expensive pen.

  11. Get More... on Hacker Penetrates T-Mobile Systems · · Score: 1
    "Get More..."

    So he did!

  12. With a $50 Mod Chip on Xbox 2 for $400? · · Score: 1
    And MoL it will still be the cheapest OS X machine around.

    MMmmmm! USB drive-chain.

  13. From the "Ten Immutable Laws of Security" on DRM Tinkering with Intel's PXA270? · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Scott Culp, from the Microsoft Security Response Center wrote them in October 2000... The first three really jump out in the context of La Grande and NGSCB:

    Law #1: If a bad guy can persuade you to run his program on your computer, it's not your computer anymore

    Law #2: If a bad guy can alter the operating system on your computer, it's not your computer anymore

    Law #3: If a bad guy has unrestricted physical access to your computer, it's not your computer anymore

    You see, "bad guy" is a value judgement - there is no moral lodestone that classifies intentions here.

    More to the point - These statements are JUST AS TRUE if you substitute the words "good guy".

    Or "Microsoft", or "Sun Microsystems", or "The Department of the Interior", or "your mommy"...

    This technology is an enabler for an elite who see themselves as the "good guy", and are doing all of this for what is believed to be our protection.

    You can't win this - in the long run, anymore than you will be able vote on paper in the U.S. Say goodbye to your clever toys.

  14. http://www.whatreallyhappened.com on RIAA Loses DMCA Subpoena Case Against Charter · · Score: 1
    1984 wasn't about a future dystopia.

    It was about the opening of the cold war, and the very bleak present of the time Orwell wrote. He swapped digits in the year "1948".

    The 'future prediction' aspect just allowed him to cast a sharp relief onto the suble qualities of propaganda and oppression in that time and this one. It's worse now - not better!

    btw: Ociania has always been at war with East Asia.

  15. Re:Oh, Please Let It Be So! on Apple's Rumored Office Suite · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Keynote and Powerpoint make people dumber. I'm too lazy to look up the coresponding Slashdot article.

    Perhaps so. These are philosophical and sociological considerations, and outside the arguments over any relative technical and human-interface merit of the software in question.

    As an aside of my own - I often need "flashy' presentations to compensate for the lacking attention span of those with the fat wallets, not the lacking of my content.

  16. Re:Oh, Please Let It Be So! on Apple's Rumored Office Suite · · Score: 5, Interesting
    You have never used Keynote, I take?

    If they can produce Word and Excel equivalents to the level that Keynote demolishes PowerPoint...

    People will be begging them for Windows ports.

  17. Rhetorical on Tsunami Satellite Images · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Question.

    Why can't we get these images from Fallujah?

  18. Re:Offtopic, I know. Damage Control. on New Trojan Threatens Windows XP SP 2 · · Score: 1
    Conquistidore:
    What about the seven cities of gold? Phoenix, Tuscon, Las Vegas...
    Elder #2:
    Uh... This is gold...
    Conquistidore:
    What's that?
    Elder #1:
    Corn.
    Spaniard #1:
    Hey, corn! Now we can make tortillias!
    Spaniard #2:
    We've been waiting for this for hundreds of years!
    Spaniard #3:
    I just invented tacos!
    Conquistidore:
    So this is all you've got?
    Elder #1:
    Yes... but, aren't you the True White Brother who's supposed to come and live with us in peace?
    Conquistidore:
    Chore! Therefore, I claim this rich, verdant pasture land in the name of the Empire of Spain!
    Spaniard #1:
    Hey, Capitano, the rain, she's a stop to fall, and the corn, she's all dead!
    Conquistidore:
    Shut up, Vespucci! I claim this stinking desert in the name of the Empire of Spain forever - let's go!
    All Spaniards in chorus (to the tune of God Bless America):
    God bless Vespucciland! Mmm, mm, mm, mmm...
    Priest:
    Oh, by the way, you're all Catholics now, Domini, Domini, Domini, God bless you and...
  19. Hey! on Bayesian Tail · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now even geeks can get a little tail!

  20. Re:Works great on the scalp! on Wireless Security By The Gallon · · Score: 1
    Works great in the house too! Why interior latex? Now my cordless phone is broke!

    Pssst! Wanna buy some aluminium siding?

  21. Logical extension... on High-Speed Video Using a Dense Camera Array · · Score: 1
    Am I mistaken, or is the use of still cameras in a series or an array the next logical extension of the still camera arrays used by PDI - made famous with the circular shots in The Matrix?

    Now they are CMOS, instead of plate cameras...

  22. Re:This is actually useful! on Battery-Powered USB Enclosure · · Score: 1
    YES!

    Ahhhh... Are you asking for someone to POSIX_ME_HARDER?

  23. Re:This is actually useful! on Battery-Powered USB Enclosure · · Score: 1

    Coool! Now they do it. Of course, the device you have at any time may - or may not - support the extension...

  24. This is actually useful! on Battery-Powered USB Enclosure · · Score: 4, Informative
    USB is a "Hub and Spoke" technology designed by Intel to keep a PC at the "hub". There is no equivalency to the Firewire/iLink/IEEE1394 negotiation between peer devices.

    What does this mean?

    Well, if you want to dump Photos from a USB camera, the HD must be attached to a whole PC and OS! A battery-powered device that manages to maintain a USB root hub, and have an HD attached is a pretty nifty trick, and offers many (not all) of the Firewire advantages. It is certainly compact and lightweight, and I doubt you wait for it to boot...

  25. Re:Actually, at microsoft this same thing happens on Skunkworks At Apple -- The Graphing Calculator Story · · Score: 1

    Sure. I agree! I just don't think that the mania described in the Apple story is even in the same league!