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  1. Re:All I can say to that is... on App Detects Neo-Nazis Using Their Music · · Score: 0, Troll

    You call that music?

    Friends don't let friends listen to metal....

  2. Re:Won't work. on RF Safe-Stop Shuts Down Car Engines With Radio Pulse · · Score: 1

    Copper cladding. :-P

  3. Re: Social division of labor on The Brains of Men and Women Are 'Wired Differently' · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    That's why bitches can't think straight.

  4. Re:short story on RF Safe-Stop Shuts Down Car Engines With Radio Pulse · · Score: 2

    I will Faraday my compartment ASAP.

  5. Q: Any suggestions for beautiful cable trays? on Ask Slashdot: Recommendations For Beautiful Network Cable Trays? · · Score: 2

    A: Live, nude women.

  6. Re:Jerry Was A Man on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 1

    I know Les, a little - at least I did in the late 80's... :-)

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFUglAFwGaM

  7. Re:Jerry Was A Man on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 2

    Jerry was a race car driver.

    Jerry is posting this message.

  8. Re:You may think it troll, flame bait, etc, but... on Lawsuits Seek To Turn Chimpanzees Into Legal Persons · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Get your hands OFF ME, you damned DIRTY APE!"

    I hate every ape I see
    From chimpan-"A" to chimpan-"Z"
    No, you'll never make a monkey out of me

    Oh my God, I was wrong
    It was Earth all along

    You've finally made a monkey
    Yes, you've finally made a monkey out of me!

  9. I Can Fart in Different Colours on Scientists Find Olfactory "Memory" Passed Between Generations In Mice · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Chartreuse" is a perennial favourite!

  10. And more fairy stories about the police...

  11. BETTER HEADLINE- MONSANTO INSIDER FORCE RETRACTION on Study Linking GM Maize To Rat Tumors Is Retracted · · Score: 1

    A European network of scientists (ENSSER) has also published a scathing condemnation of FCT's behavior, warning that this level of corruption is "a flagrant abuse of science" that will "decrease public trust in science." No doubt.

    Going further, ENSSER condemned the FCT for violating "not only the criteria for retraction to which the journal itself subscribes, but any standards of good science."

            A recent article calling this matter 'The Goodman Affair,' noted that:

    Richard E. Goodman is professor at the Food Allergy Research and Resource Program, University of Nebraska. But he is also a former Monsanto employee, who worked for the company between 1997 and 2004. While at Monsanto he assessed the allergenicity of the company's GM crops and published papers on its behalf on allergenicity and safety issues relating to GM food (Goodman and Leach 2004)."Beyond all this, Seralini wasn't even looking for cancer, which would require a larger number of animals, but merely prepared a chronic toxicity study under the same conditions that Monsanto used to assert the GM corn's safety.

    ENSSER explains that the short term study found not only "pronounced toxic effects" but also "increased tumour rates." Further, the Sprague-Dawley strain of rat is the "commonly used standard for this type of research" and was the same one Monsanto used.

    Most importantly, "Unpleasant results should be checked, not ignored. And the toxic effects other than tumours and mortality are well-founded."

    ENSSER concluded that, "Prof. Séralini's findings stand today more than before, as even this secret review found that there is nothing wrong with either technicalities, conduct or transparency of the data - the foundations on which independent science rests. The conclusiveness of their data will be decided by future independent science, not by a secret circle of people."

    http://www.theorganicprepper.ca/gmo-rat-study-retracted-by-new-journal-editor-from-surprise-monsanto-11302013

  12. Tim Plays Bloody Viol deGamba on Reverse Engineering the Technical and Artistic Genius of Painter Jan Vermeer · · Score: 1

    That's a 17th century Bootsy Collins in the making!

  13. Re:Communication isn't stupid. Telephones are. on The Dismantling of POTS: Bold Move Or Grave Error? · · Score: 1

    I will wonder what happens for my analogue modem. Being digitised behind its back, and here it thought that it was doing all the interesting work...

  14. Re: That's terrible... Salinger won't write any m on Unpublished J. D. Salinger Stories Leaked On Bittorrent Site · · Score: 2

    Yes.

    Crap.

  15. IF US IS TO KEEP CANADIANS OUT FOR DEPRESSION? on Disabled Woman Denied Entrance To US Due To Private Medical Records · · Score: 1

    Just seal the border.

  16. Re: That's terrible... Salinger won't write any mo on Unpublished J. D. Salinger Stories Leaked On Bittorrent Site · · Score: 1

    Really.

    Catcher is a fine thing. Even if it were misused to program "lone crazed gunmen".

    But really, Salinger. You are a bizarre and maladjusted narcissistic twat. It's one thing NOT to publish - or even burn your own work. But being so fucking precious as to specify conditions of release? Fuck you, Sir. In the most sanctimonious way possible.

  17. Yes. Give Us You Children on Code.org Wants Participating Students' Data For 7 Years · · Score: 1

    Billionaires can be trusted. Money is virtue. It says so, in the Bible.

  18. Re:There really know why... on FOIA: NSA Contracts Stored In Paper Files, Unsearchable, Unindexed · · Score: 1

    Stux teh NSA. Do it today!

  19. APPROPRIATELY NAMED "ESCAPE"! on With Burning Teslas In the News Ford Recalls Almost 140,000 Escapes · · Score: 2

    Maybe they can successfully rebrand this as a challenge!

  20. Re:Good news, everyone! on Psychologists Strike a Blow For Reproducibility · · Score: 1

    The only thing sadder than that joke is the fact that you thought it was worth making.

    McLaughlin Group answer: Mods say "WRONG!"

  21. Re:Awesome! on Docker 0.7 Runs On All Linux Distributions · · Score: 1

    Yeah. But they're imported, like sponge moulds and venereal disease.

    Now, when I can walk into a Marks & Spencer or Debenham's in New York? Yank pants (underwear) is different, and after more than 20 years, I can't ever get quite used to it.

  22. Re:How would Obama fit in ? on Intelligence Officials Fear Snowden's 'Doomsday' Cache · · Score: 1

    If Obama were to attend that party, how would he fit in ?

    Bringing the menorah.

  23. Re:Good news, everyone! on Psychologists Strike a Blow For Reproducibility · · Score: 3, Funny

    Have you ever BEEN to an APA conference?

    My dear god, man! The last thing you want is these people REPRODUCING!

  24. This Holiday Season on RT! on Intelligence Officials Fear Snowden's 'Doomsday' Cache · · Score: 4, Funny

    Join us in our traditional gathering around the samovar, for a Christmas presentation of what's surely to become an RT classic:

    "Snowed In with Snowden". Edward Snowden invites various RT holiday gusts, for the cheer of the season, in the shadow of St. Basil's. The laughs begin, as Max Kaiser drops by with a little flask of "holiday cheer" - and some very special "snow" of his own. Then, we solemnize with George Galloway and Ken Livingston, who join Ed for a haunting rendition (did we just use that word?) of "Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer". But hang tight on the presents! Orthodox Chrismas in't til January, innit?

    Well, happy Feast of Epiphany, in any matter. Stay tuned!