MY TEN FAVORITE QUOTES: Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high- mindedness out. There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken. "Microwave oven? Whaddya mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two weeks." Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry every five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness now -- tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated by a breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed. You are here ------> * But you're not all there. Kirkland, Illinois, law forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets. Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. A clairvoyant is a person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron -- namely, that he is a blockhead. A multi-day event on public television, used to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials. Try to get all of your posthumous medals in advance. The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the needs of an expanding bureaucracy. The intelligence of any discussion diminishes with the square of the number of participants. The hearing ear is always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow. Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. -- La Rouchefoucauld Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem. Eng. 130 midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam. Newell has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average has now dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones] Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire The First Rule of Program Optimization: Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!): Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackson Goldenstern's Rules: (1) Always hire a rich attorney (2) Never buy from a rich salesman. The problem... is that we have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows, raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the laboratory rats developed cancer. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" If a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape at about 30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut Blossoms 4 cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp. salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a hell of a lot. Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change the direction of the axis of spin. -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate Dictionary. In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy Warhol
What chilled and almost cowed him was the union of malice with something nearly childish. For temptation, for blasphemy, for a whole battery of horrors, he was in some sort prepared: but hardly for this petty, indefatigable nagging as of a nasty little boy at a preparatory school. Indeed no imagined horror could have surpassed the sense which grew within him as the slow hours passed, that this creature was, by all human standards, inside outâ"its heart on the surface and its shallowness at the heart.
He's very charming. That's why he is used by the global elite to make so much horror palatable.
Two years later, McAfee brought out GW - I guess in the pursuit of "balance".
My dear God! I was embarrassed for the fellow - blinking under the lights. I cannot believe that this fellow can collect a speaker's fee, for talking about his daughters and painting pictures of dogs, at an InfoSec show!
If you knew this well enough, XP - a significantly deployed OS - sends these hashes anyway. It takes a Registry Change through group-policy to change the behavior.
You want fun? Sit on the corp net of any silicon valley company with Wireshark. It's still XP heaven out there... And all the SAMBA servers? Easy pickings, Kerb5 or not.
NTLM, you COULD go to Wikipedia - failing all else.
This is the name for Microsoft's 2nd generation authentication protocol - for issuing challenges and responses related to encrypted passwords as a shared secret. The passwords are hashed with a salt, and the value compared with the known password, by the authentication service. This is a variant introduced by Windows NT on the LAN Manger scheme - cooked up in the remote past by MS and IBM, based on Ungerman-Bass software.
This is important, because LM and NTLM are trivial to ether crack or spoof. Backwards compatbility was the bugbear for NTLM. v2 addresses many of the issues - but is relatively recent. Every XP / Server 2003 era machine sends the old-style hashes, as a part of Auth handshake sequences.
It's now been demonstrated that this is not a trivial matter - that the hash may be derived simply by performing computation on the artifacts for challenge and response. Then a legitimate hash can be injected by an attacker, in standard "pass-the-hash" fashion.
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MY TEN FAVORITE QUOTES: Broad-mindedness, n.: The result of flattening high- ... is that we
mindedness out. There is a certain impertinence in allowing oneself to be
burned for an opinion. All the good ones are taken. "Microwave oven? Whaddya
mean, it's a microwave oven? I've been watching Channel 4 on the thing for two
weeks." Murphy was an optimist. Love means having to say you're sorry every
five minutes. No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats --
approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less. Get forgiveness now --
tomorrow you may no longer feel guilty. Commitment can be illustrated by a
breakfast of ham and eggs. The chicken was involved, the pig was committed.
You are here ------> * But you're not all there. Kirkland, Illinois, law
forbids bees to fly over the village or through any of its streets. Love and
scandal are the best sweeteners of tea. A clairvoyant is a person, commonly a
woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron --
namely, that he is a blockhead. A multi-day event on public television, used
to raise money so you won't have to watch commercials. Try to get all of
your posthumous medals in advance. The bureaucracy is expanding to meet the
needs of an expanding bureaucracy. The intelligence of any discussion
diminishes with the square of the number of participants. The hearing ear is
always found close to the speaking tongue, a custom whereof the memory of man
runneth not howsomever to the contrary, nohow. Good advice is something a
man gives when he is too old to set a bad example. -- La Rouchefoucauld
Professor Gorden Newell threw another shutout in last week's Chem. Eng. 130
midterm. Once again no student received a single point on his exam. Newell
has now tossed 5 shutouts this quarter. Newell's earned exam average has now
dropped to a phenomenal 30%"Consequences, Schmonsequences, as long as I'm
rich." -- "Ali Baba Bunny" [1957, Chuck Jones] Marriage is the only adventure
open to the cowardly. -- Voltaire The First Rule of Program Optimization:
Don't do it. The Second Rule of Program Optimization (for experts only!):
Don't do it yet. -- Michael Jackson Goldenstern's Rules: (1) Always hire a
rich attorney (2) Never buy from a rich salesman. The problem
have run out of dinosaurs to form oil with. Scientists working for the
Department of Energy have tried to form oil using other animals; they've
piled thousands of tons of sand and Middle Eastern countries on top of cows,
raccoons, haddock, laboratory rats, etc., but so far all they have managed to
do is run up an enormous bulldozer-rental bill and anger a lot of Middle
Eastern persons. None of the animals turned into oil, although most of the
laboratory rats developed cancer. -- Dave Barry, "Postpetroleum Guzzler" If
a 6600 used paper tape instead of core memory, it would use up tape at about
30 miles/second. -- Grishman, Assembly Language Programming Peanut Blossoms 4
cups sugar 16 tbsp. milk 4 cups brown sugar 4 tsp. vanilla 4 cups
shortening 14 cups flour 8 eggs 4 tsp. soda 4 cups peanut butter 4 tsp.
salt Shape dough into balls. Roll in sugar and bake on ungreased cookie
sheet at 375 F. for 10-12 minutes. Immediately top each cookie with a
Hershey's kiss or star pressing down firmly to crack cookie. Makes a hell of
a lot. Gyroscope, n.: A wheel or disk mounted to spin rapidly about an axis
and also free to rotate about one or both of two axes perpendicular to each
other and the axis of spin so that a rotation of one of the two mutually
perpendicular axes results from application of torque to the other when the
wheel is spinning and so that the entire apparatus offers considerable
opposition depending on the angular momentum to any torque that would change
the direction of the axis of spin. -- Webster's Seventh New Collegiate
Dictionary. In fifteen minutes, everyone will be famous. -- Andy Warhol
Why Facebook matters...
Did somebody say "Hosts File"? :-)
I still remember James "Kibo" Perry...
Facebook is just poking at the law of unintended consequences, daring it to bite... its users. See how this works? Hmmmn.
You say that you were tricked to "Like" the GNAA fanpage?
Looks like a flashmob has now nominated your house as the starting point for the next Klan rally!
Remind me again, why I don't use TumbPinTwitBookSpace.
Anything that gets Facebook to get closer to ultimate FAILTARD is great by me.
They'll try this again, on another front, unless they cross the hot, burning, electrified wire of their user's tolerance.
Captain Periscope will rescue Major Telescope!
FACE BOOK
Copyright?
Crowbar.
Automatically?
I think: "TIME CUBE"!
âoePerhaps the experience had been so complete that repetition would be vulgarity - like asking to hear the same symphony twice in a day.â
He who loves a thing, speaks of it often.
What chilled and almost cowed him was the
union of malice with something nearly childish. For temptation, for blasphemy, for a whole battery of
horrors, he was in some sort prepared: but hardly for this petty, indefatigable nagging as of a nasty little
boy at a preparatory school. Indeed no imagined horror could have surpassed the sense which grew
within him as the slow hours passed, that this creature was, by all human standards, inside outâ"its heart
on the surface and its shallowness at the heart.
Funny.
It's obvious that I'm the one with the job.
You are clearly not.
'Zactly! This should be manufacturer's standard.
When the iOS version shows, I'm in.
Good Night Lamp? Go The F*ck To Sleep!
One end toothbrush, the other? Butt plug.
Use em TOGETHER, with someone you LOVE! :-)
(This message brought to you by the goatse.cx literary society.)
I saw him give a keynote at McAfee's conference.
He's very charming. That's why he is used by the global elite to make so much horror palatable.
Two years later, McAfee brought out GW - I guess in the pursuit of "balance".
My dear God! I was embarrassed for the fellow - blinking under the lights. I cannot believe that this fellow can collect a speaker's fee, for talking about his daughters and painting pictures of dogs, at an InfoSec show!
Car has an alternator. Right connector? No Fng problem.
Hell, hybrids have 4-6 alternators! Teslas have enough battery for a skyscraper full of iPhones.
Why do they bother?
The future car computer is an iPhone/Android dock.
4K ?
4K Q 2 !
I guess that means "No enema for you!" :-)
Used to do pen/vuln. No more.
Now, I'm a PowerPoint engineer!
If you knew this well enough, XP - a significantly deployed OS - sends these hashes anyway. It takes a Registry Change through group-policy to change the behavior.
You want fun? Sit on the corp net of any silicon valley company with Wireshark. It's still XP heaven out there... And all the SAMBA servers? Easy pickings, Kerb5 or not.
UPDATE!
He doesn't just pass the hash - He gets THE PLAINTEXT PASSWORD. This allows anywhere, anytime auth access, instead of MITM.
NTLM, you COULD go to Wikipedia - failing all else.
This is the name for Microsoft's 2nd generation authentication protocol - for issuing challenges and responses related to encrypted passwords as a shared secret. The passwords are hashed with a salt, and the value compared with the known password, by the authentication service. This is a variant introduced by Windows NT on the LAN Manger scheme - cooked up in the remote past by MS and IBM, based on Ungerman-Bass software.
This is important, because LM and NTLM are trivial to ether crack or spoof. Backwards compatbility was the bugbear for NTLM. v2 addresses many of the issues - but is relatively recent. Every XP / Server 2003 era machine sends the old-style hashes, as a part of Auth handshake sequences.
It's now been demonstrated that this is not a trivial matter - that the hash may be derived simply by performing computation on the artifacts for challenge and response. Then a legitimate hash can be injected by an attacker, in standard "pass-the-hash" fashion.