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  1. Re:Thanks alot.... on NTLM 100% Broken Using Hashes Derived From Captures · · Score: -1
  2. Re:Thanks alot.... on NTLM 100% Broken Using Hashes Derived From Captures · · Score: -1
  3. Re:Why'd you avoid my question, troll? apk on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    He seems to be completely unreceptive
    The tests I gave him showed no sense at all
    His eyes react to light, the dials detect it
    He hears but cannot answer to your call

    There is no chance, no untried operation
    All hope lies with him and none with me
    Imagine through the shock of isolation
    When he can suddenly hear and speak and see

    His eyes can hear, his ears can see, his lips speak
    All the time the needles flick and rock
    No machine can give the kind of stimulation
    Needed to remove his inner block

    Go to the mirror boy
    Go to the mirror boy

    I often wonder what he is feeling
    Has he ever heard a word I've said
    Look at him in the mirror dreaming
    What is happening in his head

  4. Re:Pusscake admitted troll Jeremiah Cornelius on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    MEEEEEPT!

  5. Re:I told the absolute 110% truth is all... apk on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    Sarmatian

  6. Re:Oh, really? Come meet me then... apk on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    Excellent.

    You sir, are a racist. And have been...

    TROLLED.

    <insert rickroll here>

  7. Re:Star Trek on Astronauts Could Get Lazier As Mars Mission Progresses · · Score: 4, Funny

    Man.

    These astronauts work 3 days, every five years - taking a round-trip to... NOWHERE!

    And you say it's possible for them to get lazier? Wow. :-)

    Make it number two, number one!

  8. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius the troll = 'rattled'? on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    You call a black man "boy", and you better be able to back yourself up, peckerwood.

  9. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius reduced to ad hominem attack on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    Get yourself an account ad karma-fight like a man. I haven't had mod points in years, but I wouldn't need 'em to rip your head off, and shit down your neck - you disgusting, pus-slurping piglet.

  10. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius the troll reduced to LIBEL on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    Did the public library let you use the computer again? I thought you were kicked out, for "bathing" in their restrooms again.

  11. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius the troll reduced to LIBEL on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    (I wouldn't use 'rape' either, because webmistressrachel *might* not like it... due to experience with it!)

    Ah. "Do as I say, not as I do."

    Go back to running your pathetic horse-pr0n server, and try not to spoodge your keyboard.

  12. Re:Jeremiah Cornelius a proven TROLL under MY SOLE on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 1

    If I need some crack, can I borrow from your stash? It seems like you get the good stuff.

    But I'll use my own pipe. You got turd-breath.

  13. Re:IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM on Google Gives Up Fight Against Chinese Censorship · · Score: 2

    Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel, that Coca Cola machine, I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.

    Col. "Bat" Guano: That's private property.

    Mandrake: Colonel, can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame outlook way of life on everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the president of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot, with the gun! That's what the bullets are for you twit!

    Guano: OK. But you're gonna have to answer to the Coca Cola company.

  14. IF YOU CAN'T BEAT 'EM on Google Gives Up Fight Against Chinese Censorship · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Make 'em your BUSINESS MODEL.

    Google, selling you out since 2003.

    Rainey Reitman of the Electronic Frontier Foundation said that technically, it is indeed all legal, but she emphasized that people don't really understand how their random thoughts, disclosures or opinions on social media may be exploited.

    "I think people don't realize when they sign up for these sites that the government is going to be routinely monitoring and sifting through this data," she said.

    "If Coca-Cola is reading all my tweets," Dan Zarrella points out, "it's not as scary as if the DOD is reading all my tweets, right?"

    http://www.defensenews.com/article/20121113/DEFREG02/311130003/Unwitting-Sensors-How-DoD-Exploiting-Social-Media

  15. Re:Chromebook on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 2

    300 bps. Green and white tractor feed. 180kb floppy storage on 8-inch media. Boot toggled with physical register switches on the facia of the DEC.

    All of this? So we could map Colossal Cave.

  16. Windows 8 Is Failing on It's Own on 'Gorilla Arm' Will Keep Touch Screens From Taking Over · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It doesn't need assistance from physiology. ;-)

  17. Re:He's a LOW-LIFE forums troll... apk on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 0

    It's not your fault. You were raped as a child.

  18. Re:A matter of perspective... on In Vitro Grown Meat 'Nearly Possible' · · Score: -1, Troll

    White people are an illness.

    Racial purity is the genetic analogue of incest.

    Cultural isolation is the rejection of additional information.

    The world is not "Will and Idea" - unless you love the delusional.

  19. Re:Chromebook on Ask Slashdot: Using a Tablet As a Sole Computing Device? · · Score: 0

    Sole computing device.

    That's where this really belongs. Under your sole. :-)

  20. Re:Well... on Scary Toothbrush Prompts Shutdown of World's Busiest Airport · · Score: 1

    This gives me an idea...

    How much ARE 12,000 toothbrushes, anyway? :-)

  21. Kuro5hin on Rusty Foster Isn't Dead · · Score: 2

    Wow.

    I haven't seen than name in 5 or more years...

    Remember when it was challenging "the dot"?

  22. Re:They are assholes on Newspaper That Published Gun-Owners List Hires Armed Guards · · Score: 1

    It's the pharmaceuticals of which I am skeptical, not the illness of which I hold an abhorrence.

    Did I touch a little nerve?

  23. Re:They are assholes on Newspaper That Published Gun-Owners List Hires Armed Guards · · Score: 2

    Will they be allowed to publish lists of prescription patients for anti-depressant and personality-disorder medication?

    This seems to be another common feature of Lanzas, Loughners and assorted other Klybold wannabes.

  24. Re:Gypsy Tears on Panda Blood May Hold Potent Assailant Against Superbugs · · Score: 2

    I gargle down a half-litre of panda blood each morning, before clotting occurs.

    It's one of the privileges of senior party-membership.

  25. Re:toddler? on Team Aims To Build Robot Toddler In Nine Months · · Score: 1

    Now the homos won't need to hire bitches to get babies.