User: TinFoilMan

Re:Guess What?

On: Blizzard Sued By South Carolina Inmate

Wouldn't "poor riches" be an oxymoron?

Re:Exercise

On: Video Games Linked To Child Aggression

I think you have a point, less exercise = more aggression regardless of what video games they play.

Ha!

On: Duplicating Your Housekeys, From a Distance

Get into my house however you want, my wife is going through menopause, she's bi-polar, and she has my shotgun.

Re:OK?

On: Dutch Court Punishes Theft of Virtual Property

No, it was Mr. Mustard in the Kitchen with a pipe.

Re:Does this mean . . .

On: Microsoft to Issue Emergency Patch For File-Sharing Hole

I've had a Selectric III as well, loved being able to change out the font balls.

Re:yro?

On: For 3 Years, Scammers Ran Truckless Trucking Company

Why was this modded offtopic for an honest question about the tag?

Re:Isn't that normal?

On: Linux Kernel Surpasses 10 Million Lines of Code

Wouldn't that also be true of most programming?

Re:I'm Sorry, but . . .

On: Web Singletons?

Wives tend to do that.
Win, I mean.

Re:Umm...

On: Artificial Gecko Adhesive, Now In Experimental Glue

Palin

Re:Times Time Times Time

On: Verizon Exposes the Wrong 1,200 Email Addresses

It's what you get when you use Clinton's interns...

17 times

Re:Time for an upgrade . . .

On: World Bank Under Cybersiege In "Unprecedented Crisis"

Dude, doncha know, if it's free it's no good!!!
Of course banks think Linux means:
Less
Intelligence
Needed
Unless
Crossed (x)

Re:Brake Lights

On: Boston University Working On LED Wireless Networks

Naw, at BU they call those Red Enhanced LED Lights. Nobody knows what that means, but it sounds good.

Re:I love the idea, but . . .

On: Aquaduct Bike Purifies Water As You Pedal

Dude, totally recycle-able beer, what an idea!

Somebody mod parent up please.

Re:Oh about that Harvard degree . . .

On: Asteroid Explodes Over Sudan

Yale said it was gonna hit the moon.
Columbia said it was gonna splash into the Indian Ocean.
Princeton said it was not really there.
NYCC said "Whatsup with that?"
The SEC said "Deep fry more chikin".
The Pac-10 said, "Dude, Surfs up"
The Big-10 said, "Time to go huntin".
Everybody else didn't have a clue.

Re:Dumb dumb dumb

On: Palin E-mail Hacker Indicted

He's got a Betty Boop clock?

I would have thought it'd be Tweety Bird.

Re:trial shmial

On: Malaysian Blogger On Trial For Sedition

Yeah, but have you seen those thai cockroaches, they'd feed a family of 8 for a week.

If a Thai monkey doesn't move for 60 seconds, the cockroaches think it's fair game and they'll carry it off.

Re:I have a question:

On: Commerce Department Pushing For New "Copyright Czar"

Thanks I really didn't know that there was a difference.

I have a question:

On: Commerce Department Pushing For New "Copyright Czar"

Is it Czar or Tzar?

Re:Piracy

On: Commerce Department Pushing For New "Copyright Czar"

I think you have a valid point, maybe the new czar can pirate them all back.

Re:REALLY!

On: US House Adopts New Third-Party Web Site Rules

Now that was funny, somebody mod up.

Re:Oh Fun!

On: Ultrasound Machine Ages Wine

It'll be OLD mad dog and it won't be 20/20 anymore, more like 20/200

Huh?

On: AMD Graphics Chips Could Last 10X To 100X Longer

The report lends credence to the strident claims of the Enquirer's Charlie Demerjian

As in National Enquirer?
As in Real news?

--
Oh Well, Neutral Karma and all . . .

Re:Free Lance Tech Support

On: The Stigma of a Tech Support Background

Holy Crap, I about spit out my coffee all over my new wireless keyboard over that!

Re:MPAA

On: Nero Unveils LiquidTV, TiVo For Your Computer

Now that was funny!

Re:IDEAS

On: IBM Wants Patent On Finding Areas Lacking Patents

So, if I come up with the concept of a - say a ion powered car - that just the concept is not patentable?