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  1. Re:And for those outside Australia on RC Battleship Combat · · Score: 1

    "Big Gun" refers to the type of RC boat combat occuring here.

    I hope someone M2's the moderator who mod'd it offtopic without visiting the link.

    (With apologies for offtopic meta-ness. :<)

    Jouster

  2. And for those outside Australia on RC Battleship Combat · · Score: 1, Informative

    Check out your local "Big Gun" groups.

    Jouster

  3. Re:Was it worth it? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · · Score: 1
    Either way, ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA!!


    Nah. If I'm going to bother with arcane editors, I'll go TECO all the way.

    Arbitrary-length strings of letters are ALWAYS a valid command--may or may not do useful things, but they always work.

    Jouster
  4. Hard Drive Stability on Slashback: Courseware, Warranties, Subscraption · · Score: 1

    Back in the days of ferrite cores, we had stable memory. In fact, the memory was also non-volatile, which was great for debugging third-party apps ("It failed." "Okay, I'll be there at two o'clock to look at it.").

    Does anyone know if someone's tried to tack on hardware ECC to HDs? Reduced capacity and speed in return for better reliability; it'd be interesting.

    Jouster

  5. Re:Was it worth it? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · · Score: 1

    Where's the joke? Am I oblivious to an element of humor in one of my own posts?

    Jouster

  6. Re:Was it worth it? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · · Score: 1
    [dreif@athena dreif]$ echo "This is wrong." | perl -ane "s/wrong/illegal; print;"
    Substitution replacement not terminated at -e line 1.
    [dreif@athena dreif]$ echo "This is wrong." | perl -ane "s/wrong/illegal/; print;"
    This is illegal.
    And sed feels the same way.

    Jouster
  7. Re:Was it worth it? on Talk To a Convicted Warez Guy · · Score: 1

    s/wrong/illegal/

    Jouster

  8. Re:Hoax?? on The First Smiley :-) · · Score: 1

    Ha! They may try to log my IP address, but I blind-spoof onto foreign networks where my r00t3d boxen never send TCP RST on unrecognized ACKs. I then telepathically transfer the data from the brain of a small monkey I have sitting in front of the consoles of these r00t3d machines into my own head, where I write it down in sexagesimal (base 60) and convert it all by hand into binary represented by the numerals "5" and "j" for zero and one, respectively. Finally, I run a massive bc and sed script on the generated file and throw it into /dev/null, since by merely translating it among mental and binary formats, I have internalized everything I was transferring.

    I've been awake a little too long, methinks.

    Jouster

  9. Re:When Slashdot attacks on When Users Attack · · Score: 1

    Is there some way you could provide a few of us with the zipped-up website? I can't handle a full-blown /.'ing, but I do have 15 Mbits/s to spare.

    Jouster

  10. Timely Story on Dreamcast Broadband Adapters · · Score: 1

    I ran a webstats engine on my 14 million hits over the past four months, and noticed 23 Dreamcast hits. I figured someone had fudged their Mozilla's OS string.

    Cool.

    Jouster

  11. Re:I'm sure everyone is going to do this. on Haiku vs Spam · · Score: 1

    I am much smarter
    I know how to spell the word
    like so: "Copyright"

    Jouster

  12. A failed Haiku... on Haiku vs Spam · · Score: 1

    Much sadness abounds
    My Email, he didn't go
    Stopped because I used too many syllables in the last line.

    Oops.
    Jouster

  13. Re:Factoring might still be NP on Turns out, Primes are in P · · Score: 1

    True.

    What I'd like to see is a tool that would use this algorithm to verify the pool of five hundred or so private keys I control (since I currently only have a ((1/4)^16) confidence that each half is, in fact, prime.

    Jouster

  14. Re:Open Source Good Games, Not Old Games... on Blender Fund Raises EUR18,000 In Three Days · · Score: 1

    Actually, I am an algorithmic programmer who designs and implements alternative layer 3 protocols for proprietary satellite transmission equipment. And in my spare time, I write applications for cell phones in Java.

    Feel free to kiss my butt. You haven't the slightest clue about anything remotely related to me, but if you get some sort of rise out of accusing me of lacking your "L337 h4x0r1ng 5k331z", more power to you. I'm going to get back to my $90k/year job now. Meanwhile, you can get back to emptying those Porta-Potties.

    Bitch.

    Jouster

  15. Re:Open Source Good Games, Not Old Games... on Blender Fund Raises EUR18,000 In Three Days · · Score: 1

    SC is great, but refuses to run on my Windows XP box (it was perfectly happy with Win '98 SE, though).

    Monolith seems to be experiencing some serious cash problems; they can't get anyone to pick up Septerra Core 2 (which they apparently put a lot of effort/time/money into). Very sad, since they produced a damn good game.

    Jouster

  16. Open Source Good Games, Not Old Games... on Blender Fund Raises EUR18,000 In Three Days · · Score: 2, Insightful

    or, even better, games with great concepts that crash all the bloody time. Two come to mind; Alien Legacy and Septerra Core are wonderful games. If only they were useable.

    One of the things I like best about open source is the fact that crash bugs get fixed quickly. While it's sometimes a pain to debug little UI bugs, the simplicity of just gdb'ing into a core in *NIX is heavenly compared to Microsoft's debugging solution.

    Who wouldn't love a rock-solid game engine, running a great storyline, compiled specifically for their box's specs?

    Jouster

  17. Re:i hear it... on Robot Wars · · Score: 1

    No, I'm just scared that we'll have an autonomous-robot command structure in place, and will be kicking our opponent's butt, and suddenly all the robots will fail when some hot-shot kid gets in a lucky shot on the command ship.

    Jouster

  18. Re:Missing advantage on Serial ATA and AGP 8X motherboards · · Score: 1

    Cool, thanks for the clarification, guys.

    Jouster

  19. Re:Missing advantage on Serial ATA and AGP 8X motherboards · · Score: 1
    The initial Serial ATA will run at 150MB/s (which is faster than the current ATA/133 @ 133MB/s).
    Them's megabits per second, Mb/s. If you can find me ATA/133 that does 133 megabytes per second, I'll pay just about any price you can name.

    Jouster
  20. Re:So, should we throw out history too? on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1
    The Fourteenth Amendment allows federal power over state-run schools in many cases, including this one.

    Furthermore, no state may make a law which contradicts a federal law, or the Constitution. The arbiters who determine the meaning of the Constitution, and by extension, what state laws may and may not be made, are the federal courts.

    A.D. has about as much meaning outside its acronym as does S.C.U.B.A. If you believe an average third grader would be sufficiently motivated by the mention of "A.D." to look it up, translate it from Latin, and determine that "Lord" is a common appelation for the Judeo-Christian god, I suppose that would be valid. By comparison, I present the use of a capitalized, singular, masculine word referring, as inferred by several quotes surrounding its insertion into the Pledge, specifically to the Christian god, uttered each day, by law, by rote, by a person the child looks to for absolute truths, and which is being mindlessly yet forcefully chanted by everyone around the child.

    Let's keep some perspective here.

    Oh, and by the way:
    1. "A.D." simply means, "year of our lord". No "in".
    2. There should be a comma before "either" in the first paragraph.
    3. Learn how to spell "extreme".
    4. The words "government" and "related" should be hyphenated.
    5. As you aren't already inside double quotes at the time, you should use them around "state religion".
    6. "Church of England" should be capitalized.
    7. You need a period or other punctuation at the end of the second paragraph.
    8. And, finally, you posted on a controversial topic a comment that many people would agree with, yet did so anonymously. I can only conclude that these are not, in fact, your true views on the subject, or that some other trickery is afoot. While anonymity is a right many of us cherish, one must not foolishly assume it, or choose it in situations where your voice, backed by you as a person, is what is needed--not just another disembodied viewpoint.
    Jouster
  21. Re:instead of 'under God'... on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Yes, but it'd be terrible if we had to change corresponding parts to contain ninety-five syllables, too. Otherwise, the meter would be all off....

    Jouster

  22. Re:What is this country coming to? on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    Yes, especially Thomas Jefferson and Benjamin Franklin, some of our country's best-known Christians.

    Er, wait, they weren't Christian. Never mind.

    Jouster

  23. Re:Calm Down on Pledge of Allegiance Ruled Unconstitutional · · Score: 1

    > Let's hope they do so.

    Why? What fundamental part of your religious views are assaulted through the omission of one more reminder of them during the school day? We already, here in Virginia, have pre- and post-school flagpole prayer meetings, a minute of silence at the start of the day, a student-led prayer before football games (yes, I know they struck that one down, but it's still done), and Weekday Religious Education (a thin veil behind behind which hides a program which takes elementary school children during the school day for thirty minutes to have them listen to local protestant religious groups' preaching).

    I would sacrifice much of my freedom to practice my religion in any way I please to ensure that you had the opportunity to practice yours. So long as the request is not too egregious, I ask you to do the same.

    Jouster

  24. Re:But when can I have a.... on Guide To Designing Low Power Handhelds · · Score: 1
  25. The problem never was... on Thin Client Handhelds For Multiple OSs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...getting Windows apps to run on Pocket PC. The problem was changing their UI. Think of M$ Word--do you really want three or more toolbars that stretching across 1024 pixels, a menu bar, a status bar, an autoshape bar, and a title bar squished on a 320x320 screen? Of course not.

    Now, if somebody gets technology to dynamically reformat any application's UI into an appropriate format for that presentation device, then I'll start buying. In the meantime, if you don't mind, I'll continue developing ports of my apps under J2ME.

    Jouster