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  1. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 1

    The printers didn't like ye olde thorn.

    KFG

  2. Re:Can someone please explain on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 1

    Parent poster's question was more sophisticated than your answer. In fact, his question implies knowledge of your answer.

    He asked what importance DNS service has to the Internet, not the WWW.

    There are any number of uses for the internet where all parties concerned know all the relevant IP addresses. In these cases hostnames make life easier for humans here and there, but they aren't explicitly necessary.

    KFG

  3. Re:Insensitive parent comment! on DNS Root Servers Outside US Surpass Those Inside · · Score: 4, Funny

    I am part K-raut you insensitive K-lod!

    Well Jeez. Don't go getting all sauer over it.

    KFG

  4. Re:They just don't get it on Virtual Dummy To Try On Clothes · · Score: 1

    Nope. Not gonna be like that at all. It's going to be like publish on demand.

    Samples of cloth will be available for your examination. Every known dress/blouse/whatever in the world will be in the computer system. Your "avatar" will not be a simple representation but a perfect model of you created by laser input and the garment you select will be cut and assembled in the back to fit you perfectly, not just a generic size.

    Brooks Brothers in NYC already does the laser fitting of men's suits. This "prediction" not only isn't far fetched, its early stages are already in commercial use.

    KFG

  5. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 1

    Well, here's a well known humorous example of a way it could be done without even abandoning the Latin alphabet, although it would require a certain Latinization of English vowels (which would actually be a bit of alright).

    A Plan for the Simplification of English Spelling

    Generally, and falsly, attributed to Mark Twain. The actual source is referenced on the web page.

    It's easy to attribute it to Mr. Clemens since he was an advocate of "simplified" (which is actually to say phonetic) spelling, and others, such as Shaw, advocated dealing with the issue of English vowels by simply deleting them from writing in the manner of protosemtic languages and using shorthand writing.

    Here's an interesting page that might provoke thought:

    Mark Twain's Simplified Spelling

    KFG

  6. Re:Since When on Seth Schoen Reveals Himself Author of DeCSS Haiku · · Score: 1

    I did. He just started rambling on about "singing himself" or some such nonsense, so I told him he could go bugger himself for all I cared and left.

    KFG

  7. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'd have to write at least several pages to answer these issues I'm afraid, thus what follows is inherently lacking.

    It is impossible to deal with Roman culture and not take into account Greek culture. The Latin alphabet is a concatenation of the Eutruscan and the Greek. However, some of the Eutruscan letters have have corespondence with the Greek.

    Greek was developed from Phonecian starting sometime about 1000 BC. Phoenecian writing itself was in a prototypical form at the time (they hadn't even settled on which direction to write it yet, for instance) and the Greeks were psychologically free to adapt it as they pleased.

    However, a point of interest, the Greek vowels corespond to the Semetic, the Latin vowels follow the Greek and the English follows the Latin.

    But English has 20 vowels. Not five.

    Spanish is a lovely language. Very Latinate, and it's actually difficult to misspell words in Spanish. The sounds simply corespond to the letters. You can make simple mistakes and typos easily enough but you really have to work at it to just plain get it wrong. The same is true of Latin and Greek. There's really no equivilant of spelling "fish" as "ghoti" in Spanish. In those instances where the pronuciation of a letter differs somewhat in a word from the standard alphabetic representation it uses an accent mark to note the correct pronuciation.

    English, with its 20 vowel sounds as opposed to the 5 of Hebrew, has completely dropped the use of accent marks, and thus the use of vowels in the written word is often completely arbitrary, picking from perhaps as many as three "close fits." If one has not learned the "correct" vowel to use by rote and falls back on phonetics one is just as likely to pick any one of those three vowel letters as any of the others.

    Greek and Latin evolved in a small world. Basically the Mediteranian basin. There was a good deal of trade and contact, but only with a limited number of fairly close neighbors. This resulted in well developed and very closely related languages that could easily share alphabets without any undue twisting of things.

    In the case of the German language Luther had the advantage, although there were many distinct dialects of German, in that German was at least German.

    English is a language of the globe. It always has been. It's completely polyglot. It's sounds and grammer are hammered together of bits and pieces from simply everywhere. It's Norse, German, French, Latin, Angle, etc. Its evolution follows the evolution of world voyaging and conquest. This makes it a wonderful language for prose.

    It makes it unbearable (unbaribal/unbareubil) to spell with the Latin alphabet.

    There have been a few phonetic alphabets proposed that would make the written English language nearly as phonetic as the Spanish. They've existed for over 100 years. Nobody cares.

    Culture is very powerful.

    And so we write our words as if they were Hebrew.

    It's also interesting to note that modern English evolved in close relationship with the printing press and the fact that much of our spelling is a matter of convienience to the printer and has nothing to do with linguistics at all is not to be discounted.

    Along that note I'll also point out that the Greek and Latin texts that have come down to us are not casual writing. Such as this spelling error laden post is. They are formal writings of professionals, and have had the benefit of careful proof reading and editing. Sometimes over the course of centuries before they became the version we know. Of course there are relatively few errors.

    English writing in the time of Chaucer was a casual language, even though only a certain class of the educated would be expeted to read and write in it.

    If one wished to write formally and "correctly" one wrote in Latin.

    KFG

  8. Re:Spot On! on Confessions of a Mac OS X User · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Just remember that it is an individual threshold.
    One man's -1 Flamebait is another man's +5 Funny.


    Along those lines I can't say I derive any great satisfaction when one of my posts just gets modded up to +5 and sits there.

    The ones that I take pleasure in are the ones that provoke a "mod war," where the post gets moderated a dozen times or so and span the complete range of adverbs.

    Then I know I've written something that with some development and editing would turn into a good piece of writting by my own standards.

    A standard which places the humorous agent provocateur, such as Twain and Swift, up at the top of the list. (Thoreau might fit into this catagory as well, but his humor is so incredibly dry and philosophically subtle that it often takes some pains to root it out. The sentence "As the time is short I will leave out all the flattery, and retain all the criticism.", comes to mind).

    KFG

  9. Re:McBride interview on More MyDoom Gloom · · Score: 1

    So, wouldn't that make Robert Morris the younger's UNIX worm the dark side of Closed Source/UNIX users?

    The concepts simply have no logical connection. Of course most voting records demonstrate the willingness of the majority to accept such "logic," so Darl's statements might have some effect among those who don't note by his other pronouncements that he's a raving looney.

    KFG

  10. Re:Am I the only one? on More MyDoom Gloom · · Score: 1

    Anyone care to clarify what a wet slap is?

    Just hazzarding a guess here really, but is it, maybe, a slap, that's wet?

    KFG

  11. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 1

    Anyplace people are writing English is grammer nazi paradise. That's one of the reasons there are so many of them.

    KFG

  12. Re:Warning to Windows users... on Confessions of a Mac OS X User · · Score: 1

    PCs should not be used for sledgehammer testing.

    Indeed. That's why God invented the IBM 360.

    KFG

  13. Re:To all mods: on Confessions of a Mac OS X User · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This joke is so not funny anymore.

    It all depends on whether the particular mod laughed or not really.

    Under the right circumstances slipping on a banana peel is still funny.

    As the 2000 year old man once noted:

    "Tragedy is when I bang my thumb. Comedy is when you fall down a manhole and die."

    It's all in your perspective. IAIYP in the modern way of phrasing things.

    When dealing with the sort of humor that is based on language and spelling the appreciation of a certain cleverness is part of the humor response, so if you've seen something over and over again it loses something. On the other hand one can take a completely tired old pun in a new situation, give it a little twist, and it will be funny, at least in part, because the joke was already tired.

    In this case the author of the joke didn't just put an "i" in front of everything and say "see, funny, huh?" He constructed a very simple sentence that used the "i" in a grammatically correct way and apropo to the subject.

    I got a mild giggle out of it.

    SCO sue me.

    KFG

  14. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Bear in mind that when you are reading Greek and Latin you are reading it in a Greek/Latin alphabet.

    Bear in mind that when you are reading English you are reading it in a Greek/Latin alphabet.

    Since you grew up thinking of the way you read and write as "correct" it doesn't really strike your attention that the fit is rather poor and that there is no proper English alphabet. This makes a difference.

    Also bear in mind that the Greek and Latin texts you read have the benefit of fairly stable language development behind them, spanning millenia, whereas English had only existed for a couple of centuries or so by force fitting language, at the point of a sword, into another. This not only screws up the rules but screws up how one thinks about whether their are rules or not.

    When this piece was written the Language was still being made up. In fact, Mr. Chaucer helped make it up. What you see is not simply bad and inconsistent spelling but technical experimentation.

    Hacking.

    KFG

  15. Re:I'm not a game programmer on Trying Your Hand at Level Design? · · Score: 1

    Well, at the very least that would make it quick, cheap and easy to get to the TT.

    KFG

  16. Re:So... on The 2.7 Kernel: Back To The Future For Linux · · Score: 1

    I wonder how Huxley would feel?

    Told ya so?

    KFG

  17. Re:Perhaps you tried the wrong distro on FreeBSD 5.2 Review · · Score: 1

    Not trying to take away for linux, but the OSs seem to strive for different things.

    In a sense I think it's fair to say that Linux doesn't really strive for anything at all. That leaves you to do most of the striving. Which is good if you want to move in a particular direction or the striving itself is your goal.

    FreeBSD does strive for something and if that something matches what you want, well, there ya go.

    KFG

  18. Re:Wrong on FreeBSD 5.2 Review · · Score: 1

    Ok, but, like, under that it's rock solid. You can't fool me sonny. It's turtles all the way down.

    I'm afraid the remote access holes are simply what you get when management comes to development and says, "We think it would be really cool if people could just plug their toasters into the internet and just have them function without any user interaction."

    And the next thing you know Asian porn spam is being scorched into your breakfast and then stealing your car.

    KFG

  19. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    It's a reference to a song:

    Die langen Messer der Nacht
    Die langen Messer der Nacht
    Immer dem Rauch nach
    treten sie ein
    schreien sie lauter
    sie sind nicht allein
    Tanzen macht frei
    jedem das seine
    bewegliche Ziele
    schieBt auf die Beine

    Pretty stirring stuff if you're a budding night stalker.

    I've always prefered Die Gedanken sind Frei (Thoughts are Free) myself.

    Die Gedanken sind frei, wer kann sie erraten,
    Sie fliehen vorbei, wie nachtliche Schatten.
    Kein Mensch kann sie wissen, kein Jager erschieBen,

    Anyway, here's a langen Messer:

    The long knife

    KFG

  20. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 1

    Badgers? Badgers? We don't need no steenking badgers!

    KFG

  21. Re:MusicXML code is bloated, useless - NOT! on MusicXML DTD Hits 1.0; Browser Support Next? · · Score: 1

    . . . they just recognize that any equally useful alternative would be just another flavor of the same juice.

    Bingo! He's wrung the bell. Give the man a prize.

    KFG

  22. Re:Vaporware! on Boot Windows Faster, Using Linux · · Score: 1

    Ah, well, thanks for clarifying that for me. I haven't used a recent laptop. This implies soft switching, which has certain implications.

    I'll have to look into it.

    KFG

  23. Re:Trying to throw us off the trail, huh? on SCO Offers $250K Bounty for MyDoom Author's Arrest · · Score: 3, Funny

    To be quickly followed by the Night of the Long Bulk Erasers.

    KFG

  24. Re:Let's hope on The 2.7 Kernel: Back To The Future For Linux · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm sorry, but the floppy disk was invented at IBM and has been used to store copies of AIX. Clearly that means, under the terms of IBM's contract with SCO, that SCO is the intellectual property rights owner of the floppy disk.

    If you use a floppy disk to load Linux, the stolen property of SCO, your floppy disk license will be revoked and Darl McBride will, ummmmmm, issue a press release daring you to cross this line.

    KFG

  25. Re:So... on The 2.7 Kernel: Back To The Future For Linux · · Score: 3, Funny

    Don't get mad at Microsoft; get mad at eWeek for placing the the silly ad where they placed it.

    Yeah, I can do that, but then that's their business so they're not likely to give it up. Microsoft payed them to put the ad there.

    This sort of placement is so common these days I barely even notice it. It's the ironic pairings that catch my attention these days -- Like when a broadcast of Brave New World was sponsored by Zoloft with the their little bouncing sad face/happy face cartoon.

    "Do you feel depressed? This might be a serious medical condition. Get HAPPY!"

    Ok, back to the program. Cue the Soma riot.

    KFG