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  1. Re:IOW on Are Third-Party Android Vendors Violating the GPL? · · Score: 1

    I know that you believe you understand what you think you wrote, but I'm not sure you realize that what you wrote is not what you meant.

    Inconceivable!

  2. Re:Whack-a-mole on Chain Reactions Reignited At Fukushima · · Score: 1

    ah well shit, it sounds dangerous. we all need to give up and go back to living like the amish.

    Good lord, man - don't you know how radiocative the Amish are? Wham! Wham! [1]





    [1] I have no idea what George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley have to do with radiation, but all the cool posters seem keep mentioning them, so I'll just play along.

  3. Re:You are welcome to pay more. Here's how on Need a Receipt On Taxes? The Federal Tax Receipt · · Score: 1

    Please, enlighten the world, what in your estimation constitutes a 'reasonable amount'?

    People in the same income group as myself should pay less. People in other income groups should pay more. As far as I can tell, this is an almost universal definition of 'reasonable' when it comes to taxes, regardless of income level or tax rate.

    Do you know how much you pay today if you earn more than 500Kin Connecticut today?

    Given that the median household income for CT in 2009 was $67K, I'm betting there's a whole lot of people in that state who would love a chance to find out what a $500K income looks like, despite the ruinous taxation rates you claim. ("Hi honey, got good news and bad news. I quit my $67K job for one that pays $500K, but roman_mir says that means I'll barely bring home $250K after taxes." Spouse: "Okay, so what's the bad news?")

  4. Re:Tinfoil hat? on Eulogy For Groklaw · · Score: 4, Funny

    "You simply cannot invent any conspiracy theory so ridiculous and obviously satirical that some people somewhere don't already believe it."

    Hah, that's just what they want you to believe.

  5. Re:Obama acomplishments on Obama Administration Wants Your Old Email · · Score: 1

    So, exactly how is BHO "head and shoulders above GWB"?

    I think the GP was engaging in a bit of hyperbole - while BHO is taller than GWB, the difference is more comparable to a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. (Homer voice: "Mmmmmm...PB&J...")

    Abe Lincoln vs James Madison - now that's head and shoulders. (Zombie voice: "Mmmmmmm...head and shoulders...")

  6. Re:I hear he's also quite the ladies man on 12-Year-Old Rewrites Einstein's Theory of Relativity · · Score: 2

    Imagine what happened when he got fixated on pussy!

    I think you're getting your physicists confused - Schrödinger's the one with the pussy fixation...

  7. Re:Educate yourselves on Do You Really Need a Discrete Sound Card? · · Score: 1

    Actually, the Chicago Manual of Style allows " Asus' " as an alternative to "Asus's". Just make sure to be consistent.

    Let me fix that for you:

    Actually, the Chicago Manual of S'tyle allows' " As'us' " as' an alternative to "As'us's'". Jus't make s'ure to be cons'is'tent.

    Now that's' cons'is'tent! Whoo-hoo - gonna get me 100% on my next Englis'h es's'ay for s'ure! Thanks' S'las'dot!

  8. Re:Lears on Meet NELL, the Computer That Learns From the Net · · Score: 1

    Apparently, it hasn't leared how to spell yet.

    <NELL-9000>
    "Well, I don't think there is any question about it. It can only be attributable to human error. This sort of thing has cropped up before and it has always been due to human error."
    <NELL-9000/>

  9. Re:Read Another Way on YouTube Begins Live Streaming Trials · · Score: 1

    Think of the social networking!

    ${PersonName} has just sentenced someone to death lol

    ${DefendentName} dislikes this
    ${DefendentName} says: Do Not Want!

    .
    .
    .
    ${DefendentName} says: no, srsly, i rly dont wanna die, just couldn't resist the lolz

  10. Re:seven? nine? three? on The Canadian Who Holds the Key To the Internet · · Score: 1

    Ritchie was recently chosen to hold one of seven smartcards that can rebuild the root key that underpins this system' called DNSSEC (Domain Name System Security Extensions).

    I thought the dwarves got seven cards. And, the humans got nine... and the elves three. Or, am I mixing something up?

    No no, you've got it right. It's just that, well, Ritchie's not all that tall, and he's got a beard...

  11. Re:A solution in need of a problem? on Free Clock Democratizes Atomic Accuracy · · Score: 3, Funny

    NTP solved this ages ago by distributing atomic clock accuracy through the network.

    You probably missed the point that the project is based in Australia. NTP doesn't work down there, because the Coriolis effect makes Australian clocks turn the opposite way of clocks in the Northern Hemisphere, just like their toilets swirl the other direction. This creates a problem, since many distros have NTP enabled by default, which causes the system clock to run backwards on Australian computers - really makes a mess of the logs, screensavers activate an hour before the computer is turned on, all sorts of odd things. If you start looking at the RADclock code, you'll find that it's surprisingly simple and elegant - they simply reverse the byte order of the NTP messages, and - voila! - their clocks can now run forwards while remaining synchronized.

    This explanation brought to you by a six-pack of Fosters.

  12. Re:So... on YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously) · · Score: 4, Funny

    i have never understood why some people take such great pride in hating something

    Yeah, I hate it when people act that way!

  13. Re:We hit 7 TeV, but how much more to go? on First Collisions At the LHC · · Score: 2, Funny

    You might as well ask whether a rock is an introvert or an extrovert.

    Definitely introverts. I've sat and talked to rocks all day long, and they hardly ever say a thing back. Talk about shy. Way different than daisies - those things never stop chattering. Total extroverts. (What's that you say, Mr. Day-Glo Green Squirrel? Another tab of acid? Oh, I really couldn't. Well, okay, if you're sure there's enough for everyone.)

  14. Re:Define baiting on Scambaiting Gets Comical; Internet Scammers All Dressed Up · · Score: 1

    Have we just been baited into reading crap for no good reason? Does that qualify as scam? Scam baiting? Or Baiting scam?

    Either way, one thing we can be sure of is that the author is a master baiter.

    <cricket chirps/>

    Thanks, I'll be here all week. Try the veal!

  15. Re:Wait... on DRM Flub Prevented 3D Showings of Avatar In Germany · · Score: 1

    I'm confused, where are Alice and Carol?

    They're up in the projector booth trying to help the operator sort out the key problem. Bob would have joined them, but someone has to keep an eye on the popcorn so Eve doesn't eat eat it all.

  16. Re:If I just happen to have 4 people over? on New Super Mario Bros. Wii Attempts To Bridge Casual/Hardcore Divide · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Honest question: how often does this happen for other people that you have three other people over and you say "Hey, let's play mario kart" and they say "sure?"

    For me, it's every time I go visit my family. Mario Kart's actually more second-tier though - Ravin Rabbids, Wii Play, and Wii Sports are the faves for group play. Super Monkey Ball and Chicken Shoot also see moderate use. Oddly enough, the one game I picked up specifically for group/family play - Mario Party 8 - was a total flop. Too long between turns, people kept getting distracted and losing focus/interest. Meh, you win some, you lose some.

    Generally, games where people can basically just pick up the controller and get going with minimal training seem to be more popular - at family get-togethers we're only going to play for an hour or two max, so spending 15 minutes per person training them on complex moves just isn't a viable option. Simultaneous co-op play also seems to be a big plus - if someone sucks at first they can still have fun since the experienced people can pick up the slack and keep the game moving forwards.

    Same with my friends who have wiis, when I'm at their house with other people, I don't find myself playing mario kart or smash bros or guitar hero.

    So do you play group games on another system? That'd be fair enough - XBox and Playstation both have multi-player titles that aren't on the Wii. (Or do you not play group games on any system, in which case I don't get your point - maybe that the Wii failed to capture your group's attention when nothing else did either?)

    Who are these groups of people that nintendo is still making games for?

    None of my friends happens to own an XBox - most have PS3s, only a couple others have a Wii, and there's a random assortment of older systems. But I know that the XBox 360 outsells the PS3, and I thought that in the U.S. it's actually not all that far behind the Wii (despite lagging by a wide margin in worldwide sales). So rather than pondering who Microsoft is making games for, I just shrug and accept that there's clearly a demographic that's buying XBox 360 consoles and games...just happens that me and my circle of friends aren't part of that demographic. Apparently my group is rather atypical - if I went with my own direct experience, I'd think that the PS3 was tops, the Wii second-place, and the 360 a total loser, and I'd be wrong in all cases.

  17. Re:Two of the three letters in their name... on BSA Says 41% of Software On Personal Computers Is Pirated · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm doing an informal survey of Godwin posts, [...]

    You know who else did informal surveys? Hitl-*whack* <OW!> *thud*

  18. Re:One thing... on Hyperdrive Propulsion Could Be Tested At the LHC · · Score: 1

    "calculated that a stationary mass should repel a particle moving towards or away from it at more than half the speed of light"

    So, how do I slow down while going half he speed of light?

    Just have someone cut the stationary mass in half - then it'll repel you at 1/4 the speed of light. As your speed drops, have them cut the stationary mass in half again, so that the remaining portion will repel you at 1/8 the speed of light. Continue the process until you reach a full stop. I dub this amazing new concept "Zeno Braking". :-P

  19. Re:eBay it (or otherwise) on What To Do With a Free Xbox 360 Pro? · · Score: 1

    Mommy, why are those old guys fighting on the lawn in their underwear?

    Because fighting totally starkers would be against the law. Now quit asking silly questions and help me aim this firehose at them.

  20. Re:Article?? on XML Library Flaw — Sun, Apache, GNOME Affected · · Score: 2, Funny

    Would be interesting to see examples of the malicious XML and an explanation of how the vulnerabilities work.

    I've included a simple demonstration below - if your browser doesn't contain the flaw then you'll just see the literal XML exploit code (all 200+ lines of it), but if it's vulnerable then you'll only see the initial trigger element on either side of Cmdr Taco's favorite topic.

    <\0pwned>OMGPonies!!11one!<\0pwn3d/>

  21. Re:Imagine. on Microsoft's Urgent Patch Precedes Black Hat Session · · Score: 1

    There are still people that think ActiveX is a gift to humanity.

    Well, nobody said it was a good gift. :-P

  22. Re:Bad news all around on LoTR Lawsuit Threatens Hobbit Production · · Score: 2, Funny

    Once you're dead, your work should hit the public domain.

    Scene: Hollywood, California, 1972. Francis Ford Coppola sits in front of a fireplace, stroking a cat. Two underlings are in attendance.

    • Coppola: So where were we...? Oh yeah, that "Godfather" book - are we ready to start shooting the movie?
    • Underling #2: Don Coppola, I'm sorry to say that Mario Puzo still has not agreed to give us the rights, even after your latest, most generous, offer.
    • Coppola: What were we budgeting to make the movie? Four million? Five million?
    • Underling #1: Six and a half million, Don Coppola.
    • Coppola: And the projected profits?
    • Underling #1: 245 million.
    • (Coppola pulls out a gun and shoots Underling #1.)
    • Coppola: And the projected profits?
    • Underling #2: (gulps) 245 million, Don Coppola!
    • Coppola: Very good, you learn quickly. Here's 5 million dollars. Find Stan "The Popgun" Phlegmy, let him know that I want Puzo "released into the public domain" by Friday. We start filming at 7:00 am Monday morning.
    • Underling #2: Yes, Don Coppola. It shall be done, Don Coppola.
  23. Re:Well... yeh. on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 1

    I should also say I lost 35kg in 4 months.

    You mentioned up above that you'll be consulting with a doctor, and that's an excellent idea - the sooner the better, in fact. I can almost guarantee that s/he'll tell you that you're losing weight far too quickly.

    Obviously you should take the advice of your own physician over a random /. person like myself, but basically you're starving your body right now - and that's not good for either your short- or long-term health. The general heuristic I was given when I embarked on my own weight loss program was to start the cutbacks gradually, and work up to an average reduction of around 0.5-0.75 kg/week, and to avoid dropping more than 1.0 kg/week.

    Now everbody's different, but I've lost about the same amount of weight as you did (35kg), but I followed my physician's advice and I spread that out over an entire year - and I've been much happier with my day-to-day life than you seem to be. I don't crave extra food for no reason. And I've got more energy than ever. I still have another 5-10 kg I'd like to take off, and I'm absolutely looking forward to doing it. As in so many things, moderation can be important. Ramping up the weight loss gradually will help tone down those cravings for large amounts of extra calories, and also help you fine-tune your food intake requirements as you reach a safe and healthy weight loss rate. What I used to consider a "normal" meal a couple years ago is something I couldn't even finish now, at least not without feeling uncomfortably overstuffed/bloated. (And I'm sure that what I consider "normal" now would've seemed horribly meager a couple of years ago.) Make changes gradually and your body will adapt more easily than if you try to impose extreme changes in your food intake all at once. Gradual adaptation means less withdrawal issues, less withdrawal means happier overall lifestyle.

    Keep with the weight loss, just go at it a more gradually - it's not a race, there's no prizes for finishing fastest. :-)

  24. Re:Tranquility? on NASA Names Space Station Treadmill After Colbert · · Score: 1

    Maybe they figured out that everyone immediately jumped to Firefly when they heard Serenity, and they didn't want that association.

    Are they afraid that Fox will cancel the ISS after one season? ;-)

  25. Re:It's like notetaking? on Juror Tweets Could Create Mistrial · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think this is analgous to taking notes in a journal, so much as taking notes on the 3rd floor mens' room stall door.

    And let me tell ya, you definitely can't believe everything written on the 3rd floor mens' room stall door. (Oh, and Carl - if you still read /., I'm like so sorry about ...well... you know. I just kinda got the impression you were totally into it.)