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YouTube Gets a Vuvuzela Button (Seriously)
teh31337one writes "YouTube always has had a way with pranks. Some time in the last hour, the world's largest video portal activated a new button on some videos that looks like a tiny soccer ball. Clicking it will activate an endless, incredibly annoying sound that sounds vaguely like a swarm of insects. Or, for anyone who has been watching the World Cup, like the dreaded vuvuzela — an instrument commonly played in South Africa at football (soccer) games. South Africa is, of course, the host country for this year's World Cup, and fans watching the games have been subjected to the vuvuzela's mindless drone for hours on end. The noise is so annoying that television networks have taken measures to filter it out, and guides have popped up showing viewers how to block it from their TV sets and computers. I'm not seeing the button show up on all videos, but it is definitely appearing on some clips that aren't soccer-related."
...on ANY website?
Why is it that all of these big web giants are doing stuff like this? It has been enough with Youtube adding the "like" button to mimic Facebook when upvoting or downvoting made more sense. But now we have Google automatically adding backgrounds to the search page when you don't want anything to change because it's distracting and works as it is already.
Not that the web should be completely static, but it's annoying when you have change for the sake of change in widely used sites.
Dreaded? Incredibly annoying? Come one, it's just a trumpet. I get the feeling that after all the prophets of doom predicted the stadiums wouldn't be finished and the fans would be murdered by criminals, they have nothing left to complain about except the little trumpets.
http://www.vuvuzela-time.co.uk/slashdot.org Such a soothing sound...
Being that I'm from the US, I didn't need yet another reason to hate soccer... but, thanks Youtube for giving me another one!
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At first I read that as "YouTube gets a vulva button (seriously)".
I mean, come on. Vuvuzela? What kind of word is that (seriously)?
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Seriously the track they chose to loop when i heard it this morning was awful, it was too clear where it was looping. Moot did a much better job with the 4chan one a few weeks ago.
Soccer is what the rest of the world follows for sports as they don't have access to baseball or football or basketball or hockey.
Some americans do play soccer, mostly because mothers consider it to be more harmless then a sport where you hit others with a baseball and spit on your balls, gay men jump each other, or the kid ain't black or japanese or the mother is against open warfare on ice. (European impression of US sports).
The vuuzela is something soccer fans blow because they are bored out of their mind and hate their neighbour but rioting is forbidden. Average EU soccer fan does hockey on the stands.
As an EU citizen who has been to both EU and US sports events, don't bother Americans. Your sports might be impossible to comprehend for non-natives but the atmosphere is a thousand times better.
For the EU soccer fans, attent a US sports event once and make it clear you are a foreinger, the Americans will welcome the newbie and show you everything, just remmeber that they like to play pranks and so will offer you a drink of cooled piss and pretend it is beer. Just smile politely and drop it somewhere. It is all part of the experience.
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sounds like some part of a woman's anatomy
vuvuzela button: sounds like some part of a woman's anatomy i'm not aware of, but should be aware of
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Just don't click it. It's not like it's labelled 'Do Not Click'.
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Indeed why would people watch soccer, I think it's cool that youtube points out the hype. annoing soung and a loooooong game with no breaks. People talk about it but it is not going to catch on unlike real football.
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The one legacy the vuvuzela will have after the World Cup is the future exclusion of South Africa from ever again hosting any international sporting event.
American Handegg and Baseball are so not synonymous with any action - Baseball commenters even sound bored out of their fucking minds, while handegg is basically rugby for people who can't run.
Before reading the summary, I thought that YouTube had done something useful and added an optional filter to remove the frequencies that the vuvuzelas produce. That would have been cool.
That bastardised version of the blessed game Rugby, that Americans call Football, should really be called Throwball.. :-)
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it was meant to be a reply to the GP.
Vuvuzela Concerto in B Flat.
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I don't think blaming the horns is putting the blame where it belongs. I remember these horns from HS football games, and I got out of high school in 1972. We used to only blow them when something good happened. The problem is that the soccer fans are blowing them from sheer boredom, hoping to incite some action, for the length of the entire game. We forget all the mods that American football and baseball have undergone through rule changes - some for TV purposes, but some for the sake of making the games more interesting and more of a fan draw. I suggest they get busy modifying soccer to make it more exciting! More goals, somehow. This morning, I heard a radio DJ make a great suggestion - make the field smaller! It would shorten all that running, leave players with more energy for goal attempts, and make it easier to televise and watch.
I know soccer traditionalists will hate me for this, but I sure think it would help.
And here is the full score, so you can play it at home.
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I had to turn it off after a few minutes. That drone of those horns just blew it for me. They are especially bad if you have a slight hangover...at first I thought something was wrong with my set, then figured something was wrong with the audio portion of the transmission.
They really needed to filter that shit out much earlier, as that it may have cost them some American's possibly trying to learn about and watch this game since the US is actually in it.
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Agreed. Baseball has to be one of the most boring sports ever. The announcer will often discuss bratwurst at greater length than the game.
I'm from Milwaukee and I grew up listening to bob ueker, truly one of the all time great announcers. I swear, only 10% of everything he's said was actually describing the game.
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it's a dangling conical fleshy lobe
in other words, the uvula is a cervix, in the back of the mouth
and if you want to completely gag, click this:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uvula_piercing
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I must be the only one who LIKES the vuvuzela. I don't watch soccer, but when I'm clicking by and I see a match in progress, the weird noise draws me in. It's surreal.
Something strange happens with this one. Sometimes I get the button, sometimes I don't.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
Vuvuzela's are South African culture, if you dont like it, dont what any of the games, we couldnt care less what you did.
No, the vuvuzela is not part of South African culture. It's a freaking Mexican horn, and wasn't even available in South Africa until 2001, when some crappy plastic company started churning the god-awful things out down there.
It's no more part of their culture than OS X is.
and even if there were images, it would only be of someone's uvula
but, bolstering my point about the uvula, i think someone's initial impressions of a picture of someone's pierced uvula would be that it was sort of extreme fetishistic sexual piercing on the order of goatse.cx
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hahaha
come on guys
vuvuzuela rules !!!
annoying but cool
and it will spread like a plague all around the world
If the biggest complaint to come out of the first world cup in Africa are the cheap noisemakers, I'd call that a win. Sure, your typical South African may be upset that people are complaining about the horns, but the organizing committee has to be thrilled that people are not complaining about violence, a lack of organization, or any of the other things people were worried about when South Africa was announced as the host.
Everybody loves Vuvuzela, I even made an Android app for it: http://www.androidzoom.com/android_applications/sports/vuvuzela-soccer-world-cup_hyzb.html :)
More than 10000 downloads in 3 days! People will soon learn how to play Vuvuzela at musical school
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I thought a wormhole had opened up between me and the World Cup!
Those triompet in their form at footbal match are only commercialized recently. The traditional one don't even have that form or noise.
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So that we can hear the way more annoying noise of cars in the background of any video on youtube.
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Between Football, Basketball, Hockey, and Baseball, Baseball is definitely the slowest. However, there is a crescendo of sorts with every pitch. The focus increases, players ready themselves, and so on. Same with Football. There's a sense of tension before every play. (Same I noticed in catching a Rugby the other day.) Basketball doesn't have quite the tension, but there's enough back and forth and a shot clock that the action is always happening. Same with Hockey. Hockey has the same low scores as Soccer, but the back and forth is faster and with where more physicality it's more intense. Soccer just doesn't have that. It just doesn't. I have honestly tried to wath during each of the last 3 World Cups, and it's just lacking the tension and rhythm of the others.
My point (Love that I earned a -1 Flamebait for it!) is that the steadiness of the vuvuzela proves Soccer's dullness. If it was more engaging and interesting, you wouldn't notice it. Just like you're more likely to be distracted whilst trying to read a dry, dull text book than reading some good Heinlein or Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.
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That's like saying basketball is more interesting to watch because there are more goals. In basketball, the game consists of an endless string of attack, defense, counter-attack. That's it. In football (soccer), you have a midfield that drives the game. You can have huge open spaces, accurate 50-meter passes, and crowded penalty areas and tightly-packed action the next moment. There can be "chess on grass" for an hour, or both teams attacking relentlessly. Goals are rare, so games tend to be thrilling and unpredictable to the end. In a way, Football reflects life. There can be great athlethism in many sports, but football is more than that!
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Please come to Argentina, I'll personally invite you to the Bombonera. Then you can tell if Americans really have better atmosphere. Just as a point, every music hit is retooled for each match. And you can't avoid jumping when 60,000 spectators are jumping.
In related news, the popular mac television watching/recording/streaming software EyeTV got a temporary update (Build 6152) with an anti-Vuvuzela filter built in for those that want it. See it in action here: http://downloads2.elgato.com/elgatonews/EyeTVWithVuvuzelaFilter.mov Pretty cool!
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It's not an endless loop, if you listen to it for hour and a half you'll hear Shatner do a spoken word version of K'naan.
Most MLB and NFL teams have budget that are much higher of that of Manchester United.
Jew York Yankee's payrol for 2009 season is $206 Billion US dollars.
Jew York Giants payroll for 2009 season is $137 Billion US dollars.
LA Lakers payroll for 2009 season is $91 Billion US dollars.
He's humming into the Godforsaken thing. By the same logic an empty coke bottle, a heating duct and the exhaust manifold from a 1996 Toyota Camry are all musical fucking instruments too.
If you break them all off apart from one then I guess it'd sound quite similar.
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i'm guessing oral technique is important when blowing her vuvuzela, or she doesn't make any noises
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The sound will continue even while the video is paused and/or muted.
There is a huge investment in the 'existing' major sports in the US, all the way from the sports organizations themselves down to the commentators and pundits on the radio and tv.
These people have no interest in seeing another sport become popular, because then their services will not be needed; they are no experts in the new sport.
So, why should they embrace the sport or encourage anyone to like a 'new' sport, particularly one that is clearly popular in the rest of the world, and is not amenable to selling to their customers - the advertisers? It is VERY threatening to them all.
If the respected sports 'experts' don't 'like' the sport, then the rest of the public is inclined to follow suit; they've had the existing drivel rammed down their throat as 'The American Way', so why change 'back' to Old World habits? They know how to enjoy the SuperBowl - don't get overly distracted with the game, they marvel over the new ads and the half-time show, they have a four-hour party, then everyone goes home. Enjoyment is not predicated upon a good game, just good ads, good company and plenty of bathroom breaks...
*Still* negative function...
A 0-0 tie is many things, but thrilling is not one of them. At least not to me. The fact that a ref can wave off a goal without even being required to say what the penalty is, is also quite staggering. If not for the shot clock, then basketball would probably be more like soccer. (At least it was back in the day which why they instituted it.)
I grew up watching football, but played soccer for several years. Football was exciting, interesting, and engaging. I played soccer because it was what parents signed their kids up to do, and once my parents realized I wasn't into it, I stopped playing. It's just boring. Passing the ball back and forth over the same middle of the field is not particularly engaging, nor is it "chess on grass." If you want chess on grass, than you should be watching football, not soccer. Soccer is more like checkers on grass.
Having said that, its clear that there are nuances in soccer that you appreciate which I just don't. I know I pick up nuances in baseball that are lost to many average fans. Even so, I have tried to watch soccer and appreciate the nuances, and it's just not enough. It's very difficult to go backwards in terms of sophistication, or perhaps complexity would be a better word; and having learned as much about those things in football, it is difficult to find the same pleasure in soemthing so much more simplistic.
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Sounds like a great flashmob idea... txt out a venue where folks are watching a world cup match and show up with either real Vuvuzelas or just your cell phone making the noise... Then avoid getting the @##@ beat out of you by enraged soccer fans.
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A lot of players have voiced their opinions about the craptastic balls being used in this world cup.
There, I fixed that for you: http://slashdot.org/submission/1266460/Elgato-offering-vuvuzela-filter-to-EyeTV-users?art_pos=2
Thats basicly why i don't watch football unless its the World Cup and my country is playing. Its not so much the football that interests me, but the patriotism it establishes.
Also i want to point out that Nascar is 500laps of making left turns, and thats still less interesting than 3 minutes of any other sport. Including curling. They don't crash that often, but its more interesting because my brain didn't die off midway thru.
> Come one, it's just a trumpet.
It's constant noise at a volume sufficient to cause permanent hearing loss. It's not an instrument, it's a weapon.
And for the record, several other things, including some "music" can fall under that classification. This is intentional.
That's because brats are far more worthy of discussion than any sport ever conceived, or yet to be conceived. :)
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