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  1. They Need More Time To Edit The Footage on NASA Has the Lost Tapes · · Score: -1

    They didn't count on having to digitally erase the giant "BUGS BUNNY WAS HERE" sign made of moon rocks as Apollo was landing.

  2. Re:Dammit, BMI != fat in all cases on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: 0

    "I'm not fat I just haven't grown into my body yet!!" - Eric Cartman

  3. Finally!! A Cure For Obesity!! on Swine Flu Kills Obese People Disproportionately · · Score: -1, Troll

    Just cough on a fat person.

  4. Re:China on Sony Begins Shipping PCs With Green Dam In China · · Score: 0

    The USA already has 11 million refugees from Mexico, what's 1.3 billion more?

  5. This Just In on 15-Year-Old Invents Algae-Powered Energy System · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Al Gore reports he just discovered that the VERSATILE system contributes to global warming. He reported this from the front of his 800,000 square foot Tennessee mansion flooded in 10,000 watt spotlights.

  6. Re:Ask Richard Jeni on NIH Spends $400K To Figure Out Why Men Don't Like Condoms · · Score: 1

    Well, considering Richard Jenni's been dead since 2007 what better advice on what to do with your stiffy than from a stiff.

  7. YES!! Just In Time For Duke Nukem Forever!!!! on ASUS Designs Monster Dual-GTX285 4GB Graphics Card · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait...Ah CRAP.

  8. They Didn't Mention You'll Still Drop Calls on AT&T Says 7.2Mbps Wireless Coming This Year · · Score: 1
    Right in the middle of a metropolitan area.

    Can you hear me now?....Nope.

  9. I Just Installed Vista SP2 on Windows Vista Service Pack 2 Released · · Score: 1
    I rebooted, typed in Winver at the search bar, and this is what I got....

    http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/1687/vistasp2g.jpg

    LIARS!!!!

  10. This Is Sure To Be A Success If It's From Sony!!! on Sony Rumored To Be Debuting Wiimote-Like Controller At E3 · · Score: 1
    I'll add it to my other collection of Sony successes!

    Minidisc Player

    Betamax Player

    Playstation 3

    Sony Laserdisc

    Can't wait!

  11. Don't Forget, Towelie Says To Bring A Towel!! on Don't Panic, It's Towel Day! · · Score: 1

    You wanna get high?

  12. Re:But but but on Microsoft Cancels EU Antitrust Hearing · · Score: 2, Funny

    Install AOL off a CD and download Firefox...wait..no...ack!

  13. Re:Dancing Elves On Mailboxes And Cows In Skirts on Throwing Out the Rulebook For MMOs · · Score: 1

    Obviously since you were offended by this you are more than likely on your way to Wal-Mart to purchase a new keyboard and monitor since after typing this immature and childish response you lodged the keyboard in your monitor and clogged your intake fan full of Cheeto dust due to the ensuing virgin fit you threw in your basement. Now clean up the mess before your mother gets home.

  14. Re:Dancing Elves On Mailboxes And Cows In Skirts on Throwing Out the Rulebook For MMOs · · Score: 1
    I've played EQ2 and SWG and they don't hold up a candle to WoW.

    You've obviously been holding the wrong candle. WoW is too easy the graphics are ridiculously cartoony and the caliber of player on it is the kind of person who would buy an activity book from a thrift store with the activities half done.

  15. Re:Dancing Elves On Mailboxes And Cows In Skirts on Throwing Out the Rulebook For MMOs · · Score: 2, Funny

    LOL I meant boars...if I spent two years killing boards in the forest I would have been one hell of a carpenter....or have a shitload of splinters.

  16. Dancing Elves On Mailboxes And Cows In Skirts on Throwing Out the Rulebook For MMOs · · Score: 1
    I think the rulebook was thrown out, shredded, and burned a long time ago. The sheer visual ridicule that is WoW is what turned me off to it...why no mention of EQ? EQ2? SWG?

    The only reason WoW got popular is because it is so rudimentary and simple it doesn't require any effort to grind your way to a higher level...I could spend two years killing boards in the forest too to get to a certain level, but I at least want to be challenged doing it and not worrying about some kids running around ganking my ass when I least expected it.

  17. Just Hold Out For Verizon on Tiered Data Plans Coming To the iPhone? · · Score: 1

    Their plans beat anything that AT&T can offer, and they are soon to offer the IPhone, so AT&T is going to lose a slew of customers over this.

  18. Re:I kind of like single-processor apps. on New Firefox Project Could Mean Multi-Processor Support · · Score: 1

    Did I say it was using 100% of my CPU? Learn to read.

  19. Re:I kind of like single-processor apps. on New Firefox Project Could Mean Multi-Processor Support · · Score: 1
    I'm running Firefox with Windows 7 RC1 with three tabs and it's chewing up almost 100mb of RAM...did the same thing with Windows XP and Vista, even with a fresh install.

    Care to address this?

  20. Great, Something Else Drivers Have To Worry About on Blizzard Going After WoW Related iPhone Apps · · Score: 2, Funny
    Officer: "Do you realize how fast you were going?"

    40-Year Old Virgin: "But officer!! I was two hits from leveling up my Wizard and I didn't have time to stop for the light!!!"

  21. Finally!!!! on Scientists Build World's Fastest Camera · · Score: 1

    A camera that will actually be able to take a half-fuzzy picture of a passing bigfoot.

  22. Sounds Like A Job For on Ancient Books Go Online · · Score: 1

    Frozen Caveman Lawyer....

  23. You're Kidding Me Right? on Study Claims 8.5% of Young Gamers "Pathologically Addicted" · · Score: 4, Funny

    I played video games as a teenager and it never affected me at all HEAD SHOT!!! as a matter of fact my grades were above average MULTI KILL!!! and I feel that it's totally fine for kids to play video games as long as they get their homework done WICKED SICK!!!!

  24. I Am Thoroughly Shocked on Telstra Lays Down Law On Social Media · · Score: 5, Funny
    Why anyone would pose as someone other than who they really are on the Internet is not only wrong, but deceitful and dishonest.

    Sincerely,

    Hugh Jackman (Mrs.)

  25. Microsoft Issuing WinMobile Devices To Soldiers on US Military Issuing iPod Touches To Soldiers · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the Ballmer testing division they make excellent projectiles, they have a 99.9% chance of putting an eye out.