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  1. Put Ubuntu touch on it on Microsoft To Start Dumping Surface RT To Schools For $199 · · Score: -1

    Then get back to me.

  2. In other Fox News on Fox News: US Solar Energy Investment Less Than Germany Because US Has Less Sun · · Score: -1

    The manned night mission to the sun is going according to plan.

  3. Finding Bigfoot Tried This Already on Carrion Flies Used To Find New Species · · Score: -1

    The flies kept on coming back and landing on Bobo.

  4. Mongo Declares Project Blazing Saddles on The White Noise of Smell · · Score: -1

    A huge success!

  5. Here's an easy solution to the problem on The Hobbit's Higher Frame Rate To Cost Theater Operators · · Score: -1

    Just make the movies first-run on demand on all the major cable/dish providers, charge $20 a pop to view it, let those who don't have cable/dish or just want the theater experience to still have the option to go there and watch.

    Problem solved.

  6. Heart Attack Incidents Skyrocket on Microsoft Kinect With World of Warcraft · · Score: -1

    As thousands of 40-year old virgins drop dead grinding in time to the naked elves dancing on their mailboxes.

  7. Re:Nope on Will 2011 Be the Year of Mobile Malware? · · Score: -1

    Same thing goes with any article that has (insert device here) "KILLER" in it...

  8. Re:Google Wave not dead yet on The 57 Lamest Tech Moments of 2010 · · Score: -1

    APACHE WAVE!!!

    ENEK CHOK!!!

  9. Man...I Was Just Getting Used To My H.263 Plugin.. on Microsoft Is Releasing an H.264 Plugin For Firefox · · Score: -1

    Damn you Microsoft!!!

  10. Vinton Stop Blaming Yourself!! on Vint Cerf Keeps Blaming Himself For IPv4 Limit · · Score: -1

    Tim Berners-Lee: Vinton, you see this, all this shit?
    [Holds up the list of all the registered IPv4 addresses, and drops it on his desk]
    Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
    Vinton: [Softly, still staring off] I know...
    Tim Berners-Lee: No you don't. It's not your fault.
    Vinton: [Serious] I know.
    Tim Berners-Lee: No. Listen to me son. It's not your fault.
    Vinton: I know that.
    Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
    [Vinton is silent, eyes closed]
    Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
    Vinton: [Vinton's eyes open, misty already] Don't fuck with me Tim. Not you.
    Tim Berners-Lee: It's not your fault.
    [Vinton shoves Tim Berners-Lee back, and then, hands trembling, buries his face in his hands. Vinton begins sobbing. Tim Berners-Lee puts his hands on Vinton's shoulders, and Vinton grabs him and holds him close, crying]
    Vinton: Oh my God! I'm so sorry! I'm so sorry Tim!

  11. Christmas Is Ruined!!!!! on Why the World Is Running Out of Helium · · Score: -1

    Now we'll have to listen to baritone chipmunks singing!!!

  12. I Poked Kim Jong Three Days Ago on North Korea Looking For Friends On Facebook · · Score: -1

    Why hasn't he poked me back?!?!?!?

  13. It's The Great IPad Money Making Scheme on iPad Progress Report · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Step 1: Get 300,000 Lemmings to stampede to the Apple store for the giant IPhone Step 2: Sell 300,000 IPads with a Wifi issue Step 3: ? Step 4: Profit

  14. Without Bea Arthur It Does Not Interest Me At All on Star Wars To Air As Animated Sitcom · · Score: -1

    No one could run the Cantina like she did....and judging by her sexy body, I am more than sure that Greedo did shoot first.

  15. Why Not Send Xenu In To Kick Ass And Take Names? on Prison Terms For Spammer Ralsky, Scientology DoS Attacker · · Score: -1

    Too busy waging intergalactic war with South Park?

  16. So...Let Me Get This Straight on Even More Restriction For German Internet · · Score: -1

    Internet bullying is illegal in Germany.....but it's still okay to view people dressed in leather and wearing WWI Kaiser helmets shitting on each other and middle-aged men having sex with 15-year olds. Just making sure I'm not misinformed here.

  17. Cool!! I Get First Dibs!!! on Experts Puzzled By Bright Spot On Venus · · Score: -1

    I hereby rename the earth "Tatooine"!!!

  18. Re:Really? "Dark Dungeons" site is live to this da on DHS Tries to Safeguard Against Giant Monster Attack · · Score: -1

    My level 20 mage was killed by an illusion in 1979....reading the chick publication brought back the pain from that day 30 years ago....I must go hang myself over a giant pentagram in my living room....goodbye cruel world!!

  19. Easy Solution - Bring IPhone To Other Carriers on Apple Says iPhone Jailbreaking Could Hurt Cell Towers · · Score: -1

    The number of jailbroken IPhones should send a clear message people don't want to deal with AT&T and their substandard network and pricing tactics.

  20. CAPTAIN!!! on Transparent Aluminum Is "New State of Matter" · · Score: -1

    There be whales here!!!

  21. Did You Fail Reading Comprehension 101?? on UK ISP Disconnects Customers For File Sharing · · Score: -1

    "Karoo is the only ISP in the area"....I can diagram the sentence too if you want me to.

  22. I Took The Name Luxury Yacht on 40 Million Identities Up For Sale On the Web · · Score: -1

    But it's pronounced Throatwobbler Mangrove, so I had to pay extra.

  23. Blizzard Releases Approved WoW Chinese Expansion!! on Blizzard Awaits China's Approval For WoW Relaunch · · Score: -1

    The eagerly awaited Rage of The Ogres: Crush Christians!! Crush Christians!!! is set to hit stores August 15. Preorders have already topped 100 million.

  24. It's Really All Quite Simple To Explain on Indian Tiger Park Now Tiger-Free · · Score: -1

    They outsourced the Tigers to the United States.

  25. Faulty Marvell Chips?? on Faulty Marvell Chips Delay SATA 6G Launch · · Score: 0, Funny

    Does the Justice League know about this????