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  1. Re:Great one more fail on High School Student Builds Gun That Unlocks With Your Fingerprint · · Score: 1

    If you have a gun, you don't need a penis.

  2. Re:Bullcrap on Unpopular Programming Languages That Are Still Lucrative · · Score: 1

    The entire premise of the article is bull. Are companies ever going to get off this fixation on specific programming languages?

    No. Companies (at least the executives running them) look at their code base differently than technologists. They see the cost of maintenance as X$, and if it's written in ten languages, the cost of hiring ten people to do maintenance is 10X. If you say "one person can know ten languages" they assume such people are expensive and very hard to find.

    They want a simple way to manage the cost of maintenance. Cutting the number of languages in use accomplishes that goal, in their minds. Therefore, this practice will continue at companies that don't have unlimited IT budgets.

    Generally speaking, the more languages a programmer knows, the higher a salary they can command. What's unintuitive about that?

  3. Re:Anthropometrics on 3 Recent Flights Make Unscheduled Landings, After Disputes Over Knee Room · · Score: 1

    Since they have apparently reached the limit of human tolerance, one answer is to offer wider seat spacing for a little extra price on some flights. The remaining "dense pack" passengers then have no reason to complain: "If you needed more space, why didn't you choose our XL flight?"

    Get ready for: "I chose the wider seat. It wasn't wide enough" or "there were no more available because everybody wanted one."

  4. Re:god dammit. on Solar Plant Sets Birds On Fire As They Fly Overhead · · Score: 1

    ~3 birds each day seems like a lot of KFC for a power plant....

    anyway, seems like the environmental impact is quite less than mining of coal etc etc, and more easily solved....audible chirps, clicks, etc to scare the birds away? Or maybe a little metal eagle or hawk statue on the roof..

    Putting a roof over the array of mirrors would greatly reduce its ability to collect sunlight.

  5. Re:Left or Right? on Google's Driverless Cars Capable of Exceeding Speed Limit · · Score: 1

    Autonomous vehicles don't have passports, so it won't be allowed across anyway.

  6. Re:And then throw it in a fire on Want To Ensure Your Personal Android Data Is Truly Wiped? Turn On Encryption · · Score: 2

    Careful when you burn that phone--you might elect a new Pope!

  7. Re:Journalism died a long time ago on Algorithm-Generated Articles Won't Kill the Journalism Star · · Score: 1

    Why not just skim the headlines?

  8. The fault lies neither with Perl, nor even with the programmer's obfuscated code. The fault is lack of documentation and/or comments which explain the code.

  9. Re:Throw the book... maybe literally at him. on NSF Researcher Suspended For Mining Bitcoin · · Score: 2

    He was performing a sophisticated CPU performance and RAM burn-in test. He should be congratulated.

  10. Re:Corporate speak on The 69 Words GM Employees Can Never Say · · Score: 1

    "Great seller, would buy again, A++!"

  11. Re:Here it comes. on Stanford Bioengineers Develop 'Neurocore' Chips 9,000 Times Faster Than a PC · · Score: 1

    The software is probably still an issue.

    Too many zombie processes?

  12. Re:And Amazon's not the only one either! on Amazon Embodies the Gender Gap in Tech · · Score: 1

    There's also a surprisingly low percentage of female garbage collectors. Since that particular job requires very little education, it would be far easier to start there when trying to close the gender gap.

    You've obviously never applied for the position of garbage collector.

  13. Re:Apple...Free on You Can Now Run Beta Versions of OS X—For Free · · Score: 1

    This is totally gonna drive Linux out of business.

  14. Re:I grew a beard on 52 Million Photos In FBI's Face Recognition Database By Next Year · · Score: 1

    Their facial recognition software is no match for my religiously-mandated Pastafarian collander mask.

  15. Re:I don't need this on Department of Transportation Makes Rear View Cameras Mandatory · · Score: 1

    A simple audio message saying "Look behind you!" whenever you switched to reverse would be much cheaper, and probably more effective.

  16. Re:News? on Famous Paintings Help Study the Earth's Past Atmosphere · · Score: 2

    If it weren't for Seurat, we wouldn't have known that 19th century people were made of tiny dots.

  17. Re:Separation of Concerns on Toward Better Programming · · Score: 1

    Wasn't it Brooks who said most of the work is debugging the spec?

    If you're working from a spec, you're already ahead of the game.

  18. Re:Why are they posting old source code? on Microsoft Posts Source Code For MS-DOS and Word For Windows · · Score: 1

    Srsly, the late '90's called, they want their "Windows is still a hack on top of DOS" meme back.

    You're right. Windows X is a hack on top of Windows 1 ... X - 1.

  19. Re:But He Isn't on Should Newsweek Have Outed Satoshi Nakamoto's Personal Details? · · Score: 1

    American Journalism sucks because rather than being unbiased, they have an agenda to promote.

    American Journalism sucks because rather than being unbiased, they have newspapers to sell.

    FTFY

  20. Re:Yeaaaaahhhhh... on IEEE Predicts 85% of Daily Tasks Will Be Games By 2020 · · Score: 1

    Schrödinger's cat might or might not be a member.

  21. Re:Mandatory Homer Simpson Response on Oil From the Exxon Valdez Spill Still Lingers On Alaska Beaches · · Score: 1

    Yes, it's like when your car has an oil leak, only imagine your car is the size of an oil supertanker.

  22. Re:Of course on 'The Color Run' Violates Agreement With College Photographer, Then Sues Him · · Score: 1

    His first mistake was posting them to Facebook, with or without an agreement.

  23. Re:Aren't those things considered nontransferable? on How To Hack Subway Fares Using Fare Arbitrage · · Score: 1

    Too bad the transit authority didn't read *my* disclaimer which states that by accepting my money, they authorize me to resell the ticket.

  24. Re:It depends on Ask Slashdot: Should Developers Fix Bugs They Cause On Their Own Time? · · Score: 1

    If the client is willing to write a sufficiently detailed spec on their own time, I will be more than happy to fix any of my bugs for free. That being said, I often don't charge clients for easy bug fixes and bug fixes which I should have caught, i.e. which by my own judgment were stupid mistakes on my part. I like to think I'm good enough not to make too many of those stupid mistakes, else I'd be out of business by now.

  25. Re: Classic Slashdot on Fire Destroys Iron Mountain Data Warehouse, Argentina's Bank Records Lost · · Score: 1

    I want to see the person with the NULL uid chime in. (No, I don't mean AC. His uid is NaN.)