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  1. Re:Let's Put Belgium To Sleep on Belgium Tries to Fine Yahoo for Protecting US User Privacy · · Score: 1

    What about the waffles? Won't anyone think of the waffles?

  2. Re:FROSTY PISS on Firefox 3.5.1 Released · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what your saying is Microsoft could fix all of their problems by changing the color of the screen?

  3. Re:Incredible on NASA Releases Restored Apollo 11 Video, But Originals Lost · · Score: 2, Funny

    They just assumed someone would DVR it and upload it to be torrented by the masses. As government produced material I assume it would be in the public domain as well.

  4. Already have it for music on Why Game Developers Should Shut Up About Used Games · · Score: 1

    As we move towards digital, and not physical methods of owning our content this is only natural. Take music, in the past I could sell a CD when I got bored of it. Now that's impossible, I either buy it from iTunes and am unable to sell it in the future, or I just pirate it for free. The second one is much more popular. Game companies trying to alienate people that actually buy their product are just setting themselves up for future piracy.

  5. Re:OOh on Windows 7 Clean Install Only In Europe · · Score: 1

    "Almost as snappy as Linux" in my experience with Ubuntu at least is the exact opposite. Firefox runs like a hog, flash barely runs at all and just opening a folder takes a few seconds of special thinking time.

  6. Reroute the weather instead on Google's Chiller-Less Data Center · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why not just reroute the weather? Once google gets into cloud seeding and all that they really will be SkyNet.

  7. Re:Ironic dichotomy of Apple's Family Values on Apple Update Means Palm Pre Can No Longer Sync With iTunes · · Score: 1

    It bothers me that you have to put the "as a MacBook Pro user" to avoid getting modded down.

  8. Re:They got my email on 12% of E-mail Users Have Responded To Spam · · Score: 1

    Because the websites promise that your email will be totally private, and people trust them.

  9. Re:Now? on US Postal Service Moves To GNU/Linux · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah it's totally insane that we are charged a whole $0.44 to reliably send any piece of paper over 3,000 miles to it's precise recipient in a matter of days. This is the kind of technological marvel that future societies will be looking back in awe of.

  10. Made a quick template for you on Expanding the Electricity Grid May Be a Mistake · · Score: 4, Funny

    Made a quick template for you, could come handy for future posts. "What's needed instead is $buzzword1 and $buzzword2, the development of $buzzword 3 and the demonstration of technology such as $buzzword4, which could provide a cheaper way to reduce $buzzword5."

  11. How do you not see the tie-in? on Microsoft Readies a Rival To Spotify · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Launching their own in house streaming music service allows them to compete with both iTunes and Pandora in the music market, something they care currently getting their ass handed to them in. After all who would pay for music when they can just stream it for free on their Zune HD? It's a smart move on Microsofts part.

  12. Make some new ones? on Wikipedia Debates Rorschach Censorship · · Score: 1

    How hard would it be to just make ten new ones? Hell I could do it for them, fold a piss of paper in half and take a piss on it. Now you don't have to worry about it for my lifespan + 70 years. I'm just worried some overzealous wikipedia editors might try to kill me so it's released into the public domain earlier.

  13. Re:I don't know... on YouTube Phasing Out Support For IE6 · · Score: 1

    A better analogy would be a customer that pays for the hamburger by dumping a bucketful of pennies on the counter. It's not hard for him to pay with the bucket of change, but for the restaurant it's a pain in the ass to count them all out.

  14. Re:Finally! on BOINC Exceeds 2 Petaflop/s Barrier · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think you meant Ubuntu with Firefox playing a flash video.

  15. Nice Title on NASA Has the Lost Tapes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about "NASA has Found the Lost Tapes"? Right now the title tells me that NASA is in ownership of the tapes, but just can't find them.

  16. Why is it always draconian? on EU Publishers Want a Law To Control Online News · · Score: 0

    TFA refers to it as "Draconian Automated Content Access Protocol", we also have Draconian DRM and Draconian Internet Filters. See Draconian always makes me think of Dracula, which makes me think of the cereal Count Chacula which forces me to go up and eat some. Imagine doing this every time you read an article on DRM. Needless to say I'm putting on weight and the womens are no longer responding. So I would appreciate it if someone could come up with a new word.

  17. Encryption is just as good as self destruction on IronKey Unveils Self-Destructing USB Flash Drive · · Score: 3, Informative

    What's the point of having it self destruct? Encrypt any old flash drive with True Crypt and you have accomplished the same thing at a much lower price. Want to destroy the data? Hit yourself on the head with a crowbar, making you forget the password. Problem solved.

  18. Overall Trends on Five Years of PC Storage Performance Compared · · Score: 5, Funny

    The overall trend on one page instead of 12 is that storage is getting cheaper, bigger and faster. Oh boy...

  19. Global warming? on Researchers Enable Mice To Exhale Fat · · Score: 2, Funny

    The earth is screwed if we ever get this to work on humans. Good news is that we will be able to build Burger Kings in Antarctica. Bad news is that the burgers will be made out of penguins.

  20. Re:There's a reason analysts have big opinions on US Seeks Volunteers To Review Broadband Grant Applications · · Score: 1

    Don't judge a man by his domain name, judge him by his shitty website.

  21. Re:malware on Comcast DNS Redirection Launched In Trial Markets · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How is this different from OpenDNS? OpenDNS shows ads if your page can't be found. That said I much prefer my ISPs ad free DNS service to OpenDNS.

  22. Re:The Definition of "Design" on Recovery.gov To Get $18 Million Redesign · · Score: 2, Funny

    $18 million to overhaul the whole thing is still a ripoff. Unless they are burning money to power their webserver it's incredibly overpriced.

  23. Confirmation? on Don't Copy That Floppy! Gets a Sequel · · Score: 1

    Can anyone provide a link to confirm that the SIIA is actually making this? The trailer jumped the shark when the kid started spinning the CD endlessly on his finger, so my first impression would be that it is a parody of the original.

  24. Re:Too late on RIAA Seeks Web Removal of Courtroom Audio · · Score: 1

    Serious question, would we ever know if the cat did go back in the bag? Controlling the flow of content on the internet isn't the impossibility some people make it out to be, child porn being the prime example.

  25. 7 People? on New Video of Tesla's Mass-Market Electric Car · · Score: 0, Troll

    I think the only way 7 people are going to fit in them is if 2 of them are dead bodies in the trunk.