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  1. Nutty Simpson's Professor Says on Yahoo! Launches Pay-Per-Search · · Score: 2

    "...what are the chances anyone's gonna use this service?"

    Ah, ahcohordingaling to my expert, with the TI calculator and the number crunching, calculations the chances are 3.

  2. Re:What about the PC games? on History of Video Games · · Score: 1

    didn't Turbo Grfx have maniac mansion? Maniac Mansion rocked

  3. How I think SETI works... on McOwen Case Settled · · Score: 2

    I thought you downloaded a file from SETI and mucked about with it for 20 something hours and then sent your findings back to SETI.

    How much bandwidth could that possibly take up?

    Further, there's money to be had? I thought I was just helping out.

    I have got to start reading the FAQs.

    Oh and as for the topic:

    I'd be POed too if someone was running crap on my systems. But I'd likely just have him remove it and force him to buy me an expensive lunch. Many of my business disputes are settled with the purchase of an expensive lunch.

  4. Re:Good riddance on The End of The X-Files · · Score: 3, Funny

    the 3rd time the found Mulder's sister.

    Scully has a baby.

    The New Year's Eve kiss.

    Right after "From Outer Space"

  5. The X Files has been on the air? on The End of The X-Files · · Score: 0, Troll

    I thought that show ended when they found Mulder's sister... the third time.

    (Scully is hot!)

  6. 4 Simple Words on Improving Computer Form Factors? · · Score: 2

    Rah
    Ack
    Mah
    Ount

    everyone is happy. hell make a desk with a rach built in.

    Come on say it with me.

    Rah Ack Mah Ount
    Rah Ack Mah Ount
    Rah Ack Mah Ount
    Rah Ack Mah Ount
    Rah Ack Mah Ount

    It's like a little prayer!

  7. Re:Bad news for us crappy players on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 1

    Say uh, Tony... What's your game name? You know so I can, uh, find you and have you kill me online accidentally. Yeah.

    ;)

  8. Re:Sniper Rifle on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 2

    I must be seeing uber-newbies who blow themselves up with rockets before I can snipe them.

    I just wish UT had a shot gun... and dancing women that blew up into guts and cash!

  9. Tough Minimum Specs on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Minimum Requirements

    Windows XXP
    5 Geoforce Cards
    4 1.4Ghz processors
    3 French Hens
    2 Turtle soundcards
    and <pinky_in_cheek>1 Billion MB of Ram</pinky_in_mouth>

  10. Re:Sniper Rifle on Preview of Unreal Tournament 2 · · Score: 1

    Why is sniping lame? Using the BFG is lame. Rockets are lame.

    Sniping kicks ass. It kicks ass even MORE when you do it with a plasma gun....

    Look for : Your head was blown off by nowonmai

    At a UT server near you!

  11. OSX -- LINUX -- WIN on MacWorld Expo Report, Part II · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The folks at Apple are geniuses. Here's why.

    1 -- The make you run their OS on their hardware. IT HAS TO WORK. They know what you have.

    2 -- They practically force 3rd party developers and manufacturers to "Do the Apple Thing" Subsequently things look a like, work alike and keep the "Apple Vibe"

    3 -- They make users fanatics. They create a niche whrere "creative people" _need_ an Apple. You're not going to be creative on a PC; _Are you?_

    ------

    Now Linux has fanatic users, sure. And Linux will run on a million different different machines. Sound? Who needs sound? :) But Linux has a real *nix thing going on. It is percieved as being unfriendly. Anytime someone makes a "Friendly" distro the community complains. The Linux community is more interested in Flame - Wars.

    Vi vs Emacs
    KDE vs Gnome
    Enlightenment vs Sawfish
    RPM (et al) vs make
    Red Hat vs Everyone else

    No sense of community like Mac has. More of a taunting older brother (UNIX) with a smart alecky sibling.
    ----------

    Windows is a horrible mess.

    DOS, 3.11, 95, 98, 98SE, XP, NT, W2K

    More bad publicity than anything I have ever seen. If I was MS I would pull Outlook off the shelf and send everyone on the planet a copy of Eudora or something. Even things that are not Outlook/Explorer related tend to get lumped into an MS problem (see also AIM.)

    Users _don't_ want to get together and talk about their computers. (Some wold argue that is becuase they are busy using them, others would say it is because they are busy rebooting!) But in any event I see little pride in owning XP SP1.

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    Apple has created a "Vibe" about their product. Created a myth that their products are the only thing that can do certain things.

    Truth be told -- Apple makes excellent products and _NOW_ has an excellent OS to go with their _cool_ hardware. And let's face it Anything you can do on a Mac you can do on any PC (Lin/WIN). You could even be... creative. But the perception persists because Apple has made their marketing work so well that _YOU_ believe it.

  12. Re:Serious question about connectivity on New iMac Announced · · Score: 2

    But there is a "browser"

    choose GO-->CONNECT TO SERVER
    Then find your Windows machine, or whatever...

    You'll put in your Workgroup, Username, & Password.

    Done.

    (you can also use "Apple Thing Key" - K

  13. Re:Equiv Dell System on Time Canada Shows New iMac · · Score: 2

    This isn't the same thing though.

    1 -- G4s _are_ faster. My proof? Seti@Home ona P3 850 and a G4 450. G4 450 done 2 HOURS faster than P3 850. (Nothing major running behind either Seti app)

    2 -- A DVD CD/RW is not a DVD-CD/RW. You can WRITE DVDs for chris'sake.

    3 -- OK screw all that you say, it is hearsay and *my P4 2.0 is faster than... blah blah blah* I say it is worth two hundred buck more because ::

    OSX is a _far_ superior OS than XP. Number of major IT shops that have banned OSX == 0 number of shops that have banned XP == 18 (That I know of... shit Compaq _cannot_ use XP on their workstations _or_ servers... yet the fuckers sell it to US!

    So are you paying _more_ for an Apple... duh! Hey look you can buy a TV or you can buy the top pf the line TV (for our purposes let's say a Sony XBR.) Both will show you the news. Which one do you show off to your friends and relatives?

    "Let's watch the big game on my RCA..."

    "Let's watch the game on my SONY XBR... (And then the DVD pr0n!)"

    Now which sounds better to you? ;)

  14. mmmm sexy OSX buttons... on Slashdot Code Update · · Score: 1

    Yes sir, I like it!

    I already have created a portfolio of enemies...

    Muhaha!

  15. Re:This just in! on Age A Byproduct of Cancer Defense? · · Score: 2

    We don't need better medicine we need better mice!

  16. That's great and all but... on Bush Lightens Supercomputer Export Restrictions · · Score: 3, Funny

    Can Russia, China, and Pakistan?

    -Get DVD players in those "super computers"?
    -Create a Q3 Clan and attack us with these "super computers"?
    -Can their "super computer" do this?
    -Will the pr0n banks be depleted as those countries begin the massive dowloading of Anna Kournikova and Stevana?
    -Surf the web and see what great pricing we have on our "super camera" the X10?
    -Will they be able to run Outlook on these "super computers"?
    -Will evil frogs be _more_ evil in Daikatana?

  17. Re:The real reason Ion Storm failed... on The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm · · Score: 1

    I swear to God I am wiping tears from my eyes this is the best review I have ever read.

    I am buying this game tonight.

  18. Re:Killcreek? on The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm · · Score: 1

    <William_Shatner_Voice-Over>She...plays games...My joystick hand...I can't control it...pumping, pumping...I can not stop masturbating...</William_Shatnet_Voice-Over>

  19. I want my 10 minutes back on The Rise And Fall of Ion Storm · · Score: 5, Funny

    Reading that self-serving tripe was not anyfun; it was neither fun, not funny.

    Let me summarize all 5 useless pages.

    I knew Romero. He gave me a job. Everything you read was true but it was fun. Despite our best websurfing Ion Storm went under. I love John. I need a job.

    I want my ten minuutes back.

  20. Re:Same thing here on Handling Discrimination in the IT Workplace? · · Score: 2

    unless you company is wildly short sighted I doubt that this is the case.

    many times when people feel persecuted at work they build up a defense mechanism wherein the company will fold if they leave.

    in any solid company _everyone_ is replaceable.

    take your mad skillz and get a degree. that will ensure you some level of respect. then it will be up to you to loose or maintain that level.

  21. Ageism and IT on Handling Discrimination in the IT Workplace? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Biggest problem I can see with "youngster's" at rhe helm is one of experience.

    Not technical experiencebut of human experience.

    The younger techs do not seem to grasp the idea that saving a Word File (et al) is not an innate ability that all humans have. Thusly, younger techs tend to be ineffective "trainers" and short on patience.

    Oddly I also find younger techs do not have the ability to "See The Screen" allowing them to talk someone through a set of commands or mouse clicks to "fix" their issue. Despite all of their excellent tech knowledge and boundless energy, young techs aren't always great people people.

    In the thinning IT world being able to talk to a 60 year old VP Assistant is more important than being able to script or build a BIND server.

    (I am sure the 45+ set is saying that about me and my 30ish set -- such is life)

  22. Re:Listen up on Mac OS X on MS Office for OSX? Why not for Unix as Well? · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    Hey marktwain aren't you dead?

  23. Re:Back up here ... on MS Office for OSX? Why not for Unix as Well? · · Score: 1

    The winner of The Sanity 500 is lbrn!

  24. Re:It's their decision (thankfully) on MS Office for OSX? Why not for Unix as Well? · · Score: 1

    OS X is entirely why I bought my G4 (used)

    It kicks ass. There _are_ apps and in a worse case scenario I can use "classic" mac

  25. Re:What are the odds on Gift Card Hacking · · Score: 1

    How many thieves are there out there with the technical know how to pull this off, compared to the public at large?

    7