Slashdot Mirror


User: ellem

ellem's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
991
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 991

  1. Oh give me a friggin' break! on TCP/MS, We'll Cure What Ails You · · Score: 3, Informative

    --News Flash Y2K was a hoax.

    --News Flash The internet is not going to be "shut down" by any stupid virus.

    --Any half decent FW comes with its own proprietary TCP/IP stack... Yeah MS might think about changing over to something else.

    --It is time for "technologists" to cut it out and stop trying to scare the Hell out of everyone with this MS is evil and the internet is falling shit.

    --Bottom line if MS was as bad as WE all think it is it WOULD disappear. Truth is it isn't that horrible. For 90 minutes at a time it's a great gaming platform.

  2. The infomercial will be like this on FDA Approves Swallowable Camera · · Score: 2

    --That's right folks, you grew up watching Urto Suki Doji now you can live it!

    --We can't promise you multiple prehensile penises but we can, for a limited time, off you:

    VULVA CAM! (..cam....cam...)

    --That's right VULVA CAM! You can see it all! Just like multiheaded penises' of The Wandering Kid!

    --Act now and get....
    ---

  3. My Dell laptop... on Dell Drops Linux on Desktops and Laptops · · Score: 3

    I purposely bought the Dell that they use(d) for Linux. Then I whacked the drive put W2K on one half and RH6.2 on the other.

    Recently I called them and asked them to fix the problem I was having wherein the B-Memory chip slot would occasionally "drop" the memory chip out.

    They sent a guy who had just completed his A+ Cert... Hey it's just a motherboard I thought. He never hooked the fan up. He fried the chip and the "new" board.

    Dell sent more parts. And the same guy. I sent him home. I requested a veteran to do the replacement. New guy comes. Installs everything. Boots the machine. This guy FREAKS out and tells me, "What you're doing is against the law. I should report you. You CANNOT install another OS on a Dell."

    I gently inform him that Dell ships laptops with Red Hat.

    An hour later I get a call from the repair place (IBM) who also inform me that since I have voided the warranty I am now liable for the repair costs and they'll send me a bill.

    I called Dell back and they fixed everything, but still...
    ---

  4. Not computer related but... on World's Worst Dog'n'Pony Shows · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was at a BOSE show when i was selling electronics in college and the guy I went with and I both hated BOSE speakers b/c they didn't have any bass (ie when we played Jane's Addiction our genitals didn't itch.)

    At the show the BOSE 901s were literally pounding with bass, almost too much bass. Then I noticed that the curtain they were in front of was moving. When the BOSE rep was done we walked up to the curtain and pulled it back... 8 Cerwin Vega (8!) subs were sitting on the floor POINTING at the crowd.

  5. Re:There is only one question on How Do You Interview A Sysadmin Candidate? · · Score: 1

    So when I say "Yes," do i get the job?

  6. The questions they asked me... on How Do You Interview A Sysadmin Candidate? · · Score: 5, Funny

    CIO: "So what do you do?"
    ME: "I play a lot of games."
    CIO: "Ever make a UT Server behind a firewall?"
    ME: "Yeah."
    CIO: "Windows or Linux?"
    ME: "Both."
    CIO: "Go to HR and get a badge."

    True story.

  7. Re:New names for Intel... on Intel's Tualatin P3 · · Score: 1

    this is not fun, it's not funny...

    Celtiin
    Feltroin
    Feltroio
    Fellatan
    Celtraon
    Fellatin
    Vagerin
    Vageron
    Tuainoon
    Vagtiio
    Pentium
    Penerim
    Vagtion
    Nertiin
    Tuatraam
    Celtaim
    Feleram
    Vagtraam
    Tuataan
    Nererio
    Celunion
    Tuatian
    Nertian
    Penuniin
    Tualatim
    Tuaerio
    Celtaum
    Feluniam
    Vaginoam
    Celtaio
    Tuainoon
    Tuauniio
    Celtraio
    Tualatam
    Celuniim
    Feltraon
    Celtraio
    Celtium
    Tuataio
    Vagtaan
    Pentrain
    Feleron
    Feltaum
    Tualatan
    Feltroin
    Penunium
    Tuainoin
    Nerlatin
    Tuataum
    Penerim
    Fellatio
    Tuainoam
    Nerlatio
    Peneron
    Fellatim
    Vagtaam
    Celtaum
    Tuainoan
    Nereron
    Feltaim
    Vageram
    Tuatraio
    Tuatroim
    Penuniim
    Penunion
    Pentraum
    Nertraon
    Tuatraan
    Pentraam
    Celinoio
    Feltrain
    Nerlatio
    Tuaerio
    Vageron
    Vagtroim
    Vagtraan
    Vagtraan
    Celtiin
    Nertraio
    Celtiam
    Felunium
    Feltraam
    Tualatan
    Celerin
    Nererio
    Vaglatum
    Feltraan
    Tuainoon
    Feltiam
    Nertion
    Feltaam
    Nerinoan
    Pentaim
    Tuaerum
    Nertaon
    Vagtaim
    Vagtraio
    Celinoon
    Pentroim
    Nerlatim
    Felinoam
    Pentaio
    Tuainoio
    Vagtraum
    Celtaon
    Celinoim
    Tuatiam
    Feltiam
    Penerio
    Tuatraon
    Feltroio
    Vagerum
    Celtain
    Peninoin
    Nererio
    Penlatim
    Feltroam
    Nertraim
    Celinoin
    Tuatroam
    Tualatan
    Feltraan
    Celtraan
    Penlatum
    Vagtraan
    Vaguniin
    Tuatroam
    Pentaan
    Celtiin
    Vagtaum
    Peneran
    Tualatum
    Cellatio
    Neruniio
    Tuatroim
    Celtroam
    Celunium
    Nerunium
    Vagtion
    Penerum
    Tualaton
    Tuatrain
    Vagunian
    Feltiim
    Cellatin
    Vagtaam
    Nertaum
    Peninoum
    Celtaan
    Celinoan
    Pentraan
    Celtroon
    Felinoam
    Pentiam
    Pentiin
    Feltaan
    Nerunion
    Tuataum
    Neruniin
    Nertroan
    Nerinoum
    Celtium
    Nertrain
    Celunium
    Nertaum
    Vaglatum
    Tuauniio
    Nertaan
    Vagerin
    Vagtiin
    Nerlatin
    Pentroio
    Tuatium
    Nererum
    Neruniam
    Nererin
    Nerlatam
    Tuataan
    Fellatin
    Vaglatan
    Tuaunian
    Vagtaim
    Pentraon
    Celtroan
    Tuaeran
    Tualatan
    Nertroin
    Tuatraon
    Neruniin
    Vagtraan
    Vaglatan
    Nererum
    Tuatiam
    Vagtraam
    Feltian
    Nerinoum
    Peninoim
    Pentian
    Penlaton
    Vagtaan
    Feltroio
    Vaglatin
    Nertroam
    Tuatroan
    Felunion
    Pentraon
    Celtium
    Tuauniin
    Peninoio
    Nertroan
    Vaglatum
    Feltroin
    Penuniio
    Nerlatam
    Celuniim
    Vagtroio
    Felerim
    Tuatroum
    Feltroan
    Vaguniim
    Nertaon
    Penunium
    Vagtraan
    Celtiim
    Celtain
    Nererum
    Fellatum
    Nereron
    Pentaio
    Tuatiin
    Celtroum
    Tuaerio
    Nertiam
    Pentroim
    Vagtiio
    Vagtraon
    Vagtroum
    Felinoan
    Celtion
    Celerio
    Feltaam
    Vaglatio
    Celtian
    Tuaeron
    Peninoio
    Pentiio
    Tuaerin
    Peninoan
    Feltaan
    Peninoum
    Felerio
    Tuauniin
    Nertraon
    Felinoin
    Tuataim
    Vagerin
    Nertraim
    Tuatroim
    Celerim
    Penunium
    Peneram
    Nerlatin
    Tuatroio
    Vagtiio
    Feltain
    Nertraum
    Pentroon
    Tuainoin
    Celeran
    Celtaio
    Nertaon
    Vageram
    Tuaerio
    Feleron
    Pentraum
    Feltroin
    Tuaunian
    Pentaam
    Nereran
    Feluniio
    Tuaerin
    Vagtaio
    Feltion
    Vagerum
    Vagtroam
    Peneran
    Celerum
    Tuainoam
    Tualaton
    Felerio
    Pentiio
    Fellatim
    Penlatam
    Celtaio
    Nertroim
    Vaginoio
    Celinoio
    Penlatim
    Vaguniim
    Penlatio
    Nertroin
    Felerin
    Fellatan
    Celtraio
    Tuataio
    Vaglaton
    Tuation
    Nerinoum
    Tuatroin
    Tuatiam
    Feltroam
    Penlatum
    Celtraio
    Celtroum
    Vagtraan
    Vaginoin
    Cellatio
    Vaginoam
    Penlatin
    Feltroio
    Celtiio
    Tuaerum
    Fellatan
    Felerim
    Nertroio
    Vagtroon
    Pentroon
    Pentraam
    Celerin
    Vagtraio
    Pentroon
    Vagtraum
    Peninoin
    Celuniam
    Tualatio
    Tuatiim
    Nerinoum
    Celtroum
    Feltroim
    Tuatroin
    Feltaio
    Nertraim
    Celeram
    Nerinoio
    Tuaunium
    Neruniio
    Celtiin
    Nererim
    Celtiim
    Felunium
    Felinoio
    Celtaio
    Nertaon
    Feltiin
    Celtiio
    Penuniio
    Celuniio
    Penlatum
    Celinoin
    Peninoum
    Vagunian
    Pentroam
    Pentain
    Feltiim
    Cellatum
    Tuaeran
    Fellaton
    Vaginoon
    Nertroio
    Feltiam
    Feltraan
    Tuainoin
    Feltion
    Pentain
    Tuainoum
    Vaglatan
    Vagtain
    Nertraum
    Felunium
    Penlatam
    Celerim
    Neruniam
    Nertiam
    Felinoon
    Nertiin
    Tuaerin
    Tuauniam
    Celuniam
    Neruniam
    Pentroio
    Tuatraam
    Nerlaton
    Tualatim
    Nererio
    Tuatraum
    Feltiio
    Tuatiin
    Nerinoam
    Vagtraam
    Penlatan
    Feltiio
    Tuatraim
    Nertroio
    Vagtaim
    Feltraan
    Vagtraim
    Nertiin
    Feluniio
    Tuatraam
    Felinoin
    Vagtiio
    Vagtroim
    Celtaan
    Tuaerin
    Nertraan
    Cellaton
    Felunian
    Vagerin
    Tualaton
    Vagtraon
    Nertroin
    Nerinoon
    Pention
    Felinoon
    Celtiin
    Penlatio
    Feltraum
    Nerunian
    Nertiio
    Peneram
    Fellatim
    Vagtrain
    Penunion
    Nerinoio
    Feltiin
    Nertroim
    Celtraio
    Penlatio
    Feltroio
    Felinoon
    Vagtaam
    Celinoam
    Tuatiio
    Feltraim
    Celuniio
    Nertroum
    Tuatraon
    Celtaam
    Felerio
    Neruniim
    Neruniin
    Vagtroam
    Celtaon
    Feltroim
    Vaglatio
    Penuniio
    Cellatum
    Neruniam
    Nertroan
    Felinoan
    Tuauniam
    Nertaio
    Nereram
    Vagtroin
    Tuauniam
    Vagtroan
    Celerum
    Feltiim
    Fellatam
    Vageran
    Nerlatam
    Tualatim
    Penlatam
    Peninoin
    Nerinoan
    Celtiio
    Penunion
    Feltiin
    Cellatam
    Tuataan
    Vagtroim
    Pentroon
    Vagtaio
    Nerinoio
    Tuaeran
    Pentaam
    Tuatroim
    Celerum
    Feltiim
    Tuatian
    Vaguniam
    Nererin
    Vagtraan
    Peninoim
    Nertaan
    Nerinoam
    Nerinoim
    Nerlatio
    Penlatam
    Pentain
    Tuauniio
    Vaginoan
    Vaguniam
    Nertain
    Tuatraam
    Celtraon
    Feltiim
    Fellatan
    Pention
    Feltiio
    Nerinoim
    Vagtroio
    Celtraum
    Celinoim
    Nerunian
    Nertiin
    Vagtraon
    Tuauniio
    Vagtraam
    Nerinoum
    Feluniim
    Pentraum
    Vaginoin
    Vagerum
    Penlatan
    Fellatam
    Tuataim
    Penunium
    Nertraim
    Vaglatio
    Pentaum
    Pentraio
    Celtraim
    Celinoio
    Nererim
    Nertrain
    Vagtraam
    Tuainoin
    Celtiim
    Nertain
    Fellatim
    Vaginoum
    Tuatraan
    Celerin
    Celtium
    Vagtraan
    Fellaton
    Feltroim
    Tuaeram
    Nerunion
    Celuniam
    Vaguniam
    Tuaerin
    Tualatum
    Tuaerim
    Celtroam
    Pentraon
    Penlatim
    Vagtain
    Vaginoan
    Tuatraim
    Celtain
    Vagtraio
    Tuatraio
    Celtroan
    Celuniam
    Celinoan
    Penuniio
    Nertaam
    Vaguniin
    Celtroum
    Tuaerio
    Vagunian
    Peninoum
    Vagtraam
    Felerum
    Tuatroio
    Tualatam
    Celuniin
    Celtroum
    Cellatan
    Tuaeron
    Vagunion
    Pentraum
    Vagtaum
    Cellaton
    Tuaeron
    Cellatam
    Vagtaim
    Vagerim
    Celtiim
    Feleram
    Vaginoan
    Tuainoum
    Felinoon
    Felinoum
    Tuauniam
    Celinoin
    Vaginoim
    Vaginoum
    Vagtraon
    Nerlatio
    Vagtiim
    Penerum
    Feltroum
    Vaglatum
    Pentraim
    Tuatroum
    Fellatim
    Nertroan
    Tuataon
    Celtroum
    Feltaio
    Nerinoam
    Vagtiio
    Tuataan
    Felerim
    Pentiim
    Fellatum
    Tuaeron
    Tualatio
    Celtium
    Penlatan
    Pentroon
    Felinoam
    Felunian
    Nerinoam
    Celtraam
    Feluniim
    Penerin
    Vagtraam
    Felunian
    Vaglatam
    Nereran
    Celerio
    Celinoum
    Pentroim
    Nerinoon
    Celtrain
    Celtaon
    Vagtraon
    Fellatin
    Feltroim
    Nerinoim
    Tuainoio
    Tuatain
    Penuniim
    Tuatiio
    Penuniio
    Felerin
    Vagtraio
    Celinoin
    Peninoim
    Pentroan
    Nertraan
    Vagtaam
    Felerio
    Felerim
    Tuatroin
    Celtraim
    Fellatan
    Cellatim
    Tuataam
    Tuatain
    Vagtian
    Cellatan
    Feltiio
    Pentroim
    Nertium
    Celinoin
    Vaginoan
    Tuaeram
    Tualatin
    Felinoio
    Nerlatan
    Tuatroam
    Nerlatam
    Pentraum
    Felerum
    Nertiio
    Vaginoam
    Vagtroum
    Fellatin
    Celtraim
    Vagtroio
    Penerim
    Celtaim
    Celtraum
    Fellatum
    Pentaio
    Vagtraum
    Vagerim
    Cellatum
    Celeron
    Nertiam
    Vagerim
    Vaglatam
    Tuataam
    Tualatio
    Peninoin
    Nertion
    Tuaerum
    Tuatraio
    Felerum
    Nertian
    Tuaunium
    Pentroio
    Felerin
    Felunium
    Fellatan
    Nertain
    Nertroin
    Vagtraon
    Vaguniam
    Pentiam
    Celtroio
    Celtraio
    Pention
    Tuaeron
    Celinoio
    Tuataon
    Vageram
    Feleram
    Fellatin
    Nertraim
    Felerin
    Vageram
    Vageran
    Celinoin
    Vaguniin
    Tuainoam
    Pentiio
    Celtraam
    Penerio
    Nertraam
    Celinoio
    Penuniio
    Vagtroon
    Celinoin
    Vaglaton
    Pentaan
    Tuainoum
    Nertain
    Cellatan
    Tuatian
    Celtraan
    Vagtroim
    Tuatroan
    Felerum
    Nertraam
    Nerinoim
    Peninoum
    Tuatroam
    Tuainoam
    Tuatraio
    Tualatim
    Neruniim
    Celinoim
    Pentraio
    Pentroin
    Penlatan
    Tuauniio
    Feltiim
    Feltaan
    Tuauniim
    Felunion
    Feleram
    Vaglatan
    Celtrain
    Nerlatum
    Pentraum
    Vagtraim
    Fellaton
    Penlaton
    Pentaio
    Feltraim
    Feltraan
    Nerlatim
    Nertroan
    Cellatum
    Celuniio
    Vaglatum
    Nertroim
    Pentraum
    Tualatam
    Tuatraim
    Peneram
    Pentraim
    Pentraim
    Tualatan
    Tuatroam
    Fellatan
    Vageron
    Tualatam
    Vageran
    Nerinoam
    Nertroan
    Penunium
    Tuatiim
    Tuatiim
    Vaginoum
    Nertroon
    Pentaam
    Vageron
    Neruniam
    Celtraim
    Celtraam
    Pentraam
    Feltiam
    Fellatin
    Tuainoan
    Vagunian
    Feltaam
    Nereran
    Nertroum
    Pentian
    Celtiio
    Nerlatim
    Celinoan
    Feleron
    Nertaio
    Penunian
    Celtiam
    Nerlatim
    Vagtaam
    Vagtroan
    Tualatan
    Nereram
    Nerunion
    Neruniin
    Feltraam
    Vaginoio
    Tuaeram
    Tuatroim
    Celtium
    Tualatin
    Nertiin
    Vaglatum
    Vaginoam
    Vagerin
    Fellatum
    Nerunium
    Vagunium
    Tuaerio
    Tuainoin
    Celtaan
    Pentroum
    Tuataum
    Tuaeron
    Tuatraim
    Vagtraio
    Nertaam
    Nertion
    Vageran
    Tualatum
    Celtraio
    Celtaio
    Tuainoin
    Felerim
    Pentrain
    Pentain
    Celerum
    Nertraan
    Vagunium
    Pentaon
    Celtroam
    Feltroim
    Tuatraon
    Nertiin
    Celtaam
    Nereron
    Vageram
    Penerin
    Tuatraum
    Nereram
    Cellaton
    Feltraio
    Feluniam
    Tuainoio
    Nertrain
    Tuatraan
    Tuatraan
    Nerlatin
    Tuatroio
    Penlatim
    Tuauniim
    Tuatiin
    Felinoan
    Celtian
    Tuaunium
    Nerlatan
    Tuaerio
    Celtroam
    Celtroon
    Penlatio
    Penunian
    Feleron
    Tuaunium
    Pentium
    Nerinoin
    Pentraum
    Tuataim
    Tuatiam
    Nertium
    Tuatium
    Celtroam
    Vagtion
    Peneron
    Tuataim
    Vaginoin
    Feltaum
    Vagtroon
    Celtion
    Tuaeram
    Feluniin
    Celerum
    Vagtiam
    Nertroin
    Feltiim
    Tuatraum
    Nertraum
    Celerum
    Pentrain
    Felunium
    Pentiim
    Penlatio
    Vaginoim
    Tuatraon
    Celtiin
    Feltaio
    Vagerio
    Celunian
    Peninoan
    Felinoam
    Tuatroin
    Nertion
    Nertiio
    Feleron
    Pentain
    Vaginoin
    Nereron
    Pentaam
    Feltroum
    Pentian
    Peninoim
    Feltroon
    Fellatan
    Tuatroin
    Celtian
    Fellatin
    Tuatiio
    Feltiin
    Celtraon
    Feleran
    Pentroan
    Peninoim
    Felinoan
    Nertaio
    Feluniio
    Vaginoan
    Penuniin
    Celtaan
    Feltraum
    Feltraon
    Vagtraam
    Celtraim
    Cellatim
    Pentroin
    Celinoam
    Feltraum
    Vaginoam
    Tuainoan
    Feluniio
    Celerio
    Celtroio
    Celinoin
    Celtraim
    Nertraio
    Nerlatum
    Feltian
    Celtaon
    Tuatroan
    Pentroio
    Nerlatan
    Tuatiam
    Tualatio
    Tuaunion
    Tuatroim
    Peninoum
    Vagtiio
    Pention
    Vaginoin
    Tuatiio
    Nerlatin
    Celunion
    Celtrain
    Nererum
    Vaglatin
    Pentiam

    ---

  8. Re:Easy answer... not so easy after all on Workplace Privacy Lacking · · Score: 2

    You can't hear me but I'm clapping right now...
    ---

  9. Why should you expect privacy at work? on Workplace Privacy Lacking · · Score: 3

    It's not your T1 (DS3...)
    It's not your router
    It's not your firewall
    It's not your switch
    It's not yout hub
    It's not your CAT5
    It's not your jack
    It's not your server(s)
    It's not you computer (laptop)
    It's not your mouse
    It's not your keyboard
    It's not your software (maybe it isn't even your companies!)
    None of it belongs to you
    They ARE paying you (even if you don't like what they're paying you)
    Most Sys Admins don't give a crap if you send your (insert personal contact here) an email or two about how your day is going.

    I have a real simple rule for my users. Don't send anything via email that would make a nun blush.

    In the world of electrons, 1s and 0s and RECOVERABLE information you have to be out of your friggin mind to expect privacy of any kind!

    ---

  10. Also in the article on Iceman Murdered by Arrow in the Back · · Score: 2

    "Apparently the deceased knew he was in danger and was perhaps fleeing to another village. Found on a cave wall in a cave the deceased was know to dwell was the following:

    I am scared. Many come for me. I hope I can ahhhhhh."
    ---

  11. Re:Clearly I am in the wrong profession on The Joys of HDTV · · Score: 1

    OK I'll give you the "me" could've/should've be "I am" but I don't see what's wrong with English Degree
    ---

  12. Clearly I am in the wrong profession on The Joys of HDTV · · Score: 2

    I have a Communications Degree (read Journalism) and an English Degree (read I can read) but I ended up a SysAdmin/IT Manager for the money!

    Clearly the real money is in Journalism! This guy dumped a ton of cash on a TV (In the end it is just a TV) so he must be doing much better than me!
    ---

  13. Re:Unnecessary... on Linux Game Programming · · Score: 2

    The hardware industry exists in its current form thank wholly to games. The truth of the matter is no one was ever going to need a 64MB video card running Lotus 123.

    There is a current movement toward digital video/editing, made feasible by "cheap" high end hardware
    ---

  14. Re:Unnecessary... on Linux Game Programming · · Score: 2

    bzzzt! wrong!

    Games have pushed this industry in every way shape and form. Next to pr0n there is nothing more important than games and in terms of hardware there is NOTHING more important.

    Yes there need to be better apps but games are where it is at.

    Yes the Amiga struggled without a Word, Excel but it was killed by very poor decisons throughout it's history, not by the lack of Word.

    Linux MUST get games and especially network games like UT, NASCAR 4, Half-Life, Combat Sims etc, etc....
    ---

  15. Tough to argue this one on Adobe Responds to KIllustrator · · Score: 2

    Adobe has done all the right things and then some!

    I don't think we should all begin cheering wildly for "our" victory, but then I don't think there was much of a fight.
    ---

  16. Teachers may be the problem here on Microsoft and the U.S. School System · · Score: 2

    --The situation is clear: Any OS will teach computer skills; typing, word processing, web based research, email, programming.

    --But your average teacher may be deficient in computer skills or "married" to Windows b/c that is all they've ever used (this happens with Macphiles as well.) Subsequently you can not drop *nix boxen in the classroom and expect them to be used.

    --"Login?" "Why doesn't escape work?" "This isn't like the on we have at home." "Where's Start?" "I use Internet Explorer." "chown?" "su root?" "Where's the Recycle Bin?" "Network Neighbohood?" "mount - t smbfs -o...?"

    --Teachers NEED to feel comfortable. Chances are they are at a disadvantage anyway. A seventh Grade student may already be a l337 h4x0r or at least know enough networking to set up a UT server behind their backs. Teachers probably won't be comfortable using some free *nix box they've never touched before. And let's face it you average Education Major is not going to be real comfortble at University hanging around all the l337 CS students trying to take Linux 101.

    --SO the problm starts in the board meeting where the school decides what OS to get... "Well the Dell's COME WITH Windows ME." Sold.
    ---

  17. A /. editor finally turns on SpellCheck on (Nearly) Zero-Force Keyboard · · Score: 1

    and we end up with Querty...

    With triple word score thats a lot of point!
    ---

  18. Paying, Paying, Paying on Why Won't You Pay for Content? · · Score: 2

    Since Cable Companies have gotten into the "internet thing" their model of business might be one to look at.

    Sign up for basic cable and get 2-13 (sorry to those of you out of the States) and that's it. Sign up for Basic Cable Plus and get MTV, ESPN, some crappy Movie Channel. And so on and so on up the ladder until you have full blown every channel ever TV.

    Why not do something similar with internet access? Sign up for basic NET and get access to e mail and any sites that deem themselves free. This would include private pages, free parts of pay pages and such. Sign up for Basic NET plus and you get more, Wall Street Journal, Discovery, TV Guide, etcetera. Then you could even sign up for Basic NET Porn and get all the porn channels.

    The Internet has/is becoming what we all feared it would become. TV. Might as well price it as such.

    Oh what about FTP, Telnet, News, etc. Yearly subscriptions.
    ---

  19. Re:Not exactly... on The Perl Journal Bought by CMP · · Score: 2

    Hey! Go see Post #60 and answer it!
    ---

  20. Oh it's wonderful, beautiful, I love it! on The Perl Journal Bought by CMP · · Score: 2

    --Great where do I send my $100 to get a year of TPJ and all the back issues?

    --No seriously, no one says where I can get mine.
    ---

  21. Re:High Speed Internet is too cheap already on AOL Picks Cable ISP Partners · · Score: 3

    Get a fractional T1 since you ARE willing to pay more for your Hight speed bandwidth.

    T1s are _supposed_ to be more reliable and you are garuanteed your bandwidth.

    Problem solved.
    ---

  22. When did the X Files Jump The Shark? on Scully Leaving X-Files · · Score: 2

    Was it the second or third time they found Mulder's Sister?
    ---

  23. Scully rider... on Scully Leaving X-Files · · Score: 1

    My wife and I have a deal. If I have sex with Gillian Anderson it's not cheating.

    Sadly Gillian hasn't returned my calls.
    ---

  24. What this ruling could do... on Using GPS To Catch Speeders Found Illegal · · Score: 2

    --What is to stop a Rental Company from feeding this information to the local authorities (local to the location of the car!) and getting a kickback on the fine?

    --Since this is clearly a money making venture for the Rental Car Company why not do it with the blessing of local PDs? Everyone but you win.
    ---

  25. Passwords :: We need a better way on The Psychology of Passwords · · Score: 3

    --As a Sys Admin I have a sort of love/hate relationship with passwords. My users are required to remember no less than 3. (NW, Notes, Sabre.) Some of the savvier have managed to use the same password everywhere. Recently an edict was passed down from the PHBs to make everyone's password the same. Mostly so the PHBs could access anything. I showed them the error of this thought process.

    --"Then they can get eachother's stuff and yours!"

    --"But, they're not me, how could they get in?"

    --"If I have the keys to your house I could get in to it."

    --"Oh. But they'd have to sit at my desk!"

    --"Not really." (Of course I could restrict where users can log in from but they don't need to know that!)

    --But honestly I feel for these people. I have a ton of passwords too. Some are hard some are easy some I don't know thanks to cookies. The point being ther ARE far too many passwords.

    --I have been trying to envision a swipe card system wherein all a user's passwords are stored yadda yadda. Clearly theft of this would be bad, but so is losing your work ID swipe card. Perhaps this is coupled to a typed password for the card. (Which my users would write onto the card with a Sharpie.)

    --Of course the promise of fingerprint recognition (lop off the finger trick?) and retinal scans would make this idea obsolete in several years but something has to be attempted to lessen the password load.
    ---