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  1. Hmm. Summary: on Mac mini Built Into Wall · · Score: 1

    Let's see.
    Take a mini mac, hide it under cupboard, extend cables and build it into a really shoddy little home-made panel.
    Post it on web with really crappy pics and lots of typos. This is not even worth reading.(well, it's more like a graphic novel anyway).
    And please! When modding a Mac, NEVER use a yellow LED's. Just go and buy a blue or clear LED!
    What a fucking crappy mod!

  2. Re:TFAuthor can't count on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but some of them are really big... Like eggs.

  3. Re:Windows Uptime: 221 ?!! on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    LOL. Thanks Scott. I now have coffee in my nose.
    N

  4. Re:No Services on Boot? on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    Are you sure that's not the source code for DrWatson?

  5. Re:Well What? on Running Windows With No Services · · Score: 1

    Hmm. Might be because it's dead-rat. Try Slackware and call me in the morning.
    Sorry but,unless you already re-installed DeadRatbut it sounds like hardware probs to me.
    Anywhoo.On-topic. This article states what I have been wondering about for a very long time now.
    Still, I use Windows because I have to ,I use Linux because I want to.

  6. Re:Nothing for you to see here. Please move along. on World's Smallest MP3 Player · · Score: 1

    I like to carry a LINE or two..."
    You druggies...

  7. Re:Slashdot's Stats on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 1

    ok. fine. I don't know.
    Just that I don't expect true nerds to be religious and I always see christian or reborn -something everywhere and wonder why they do it for someone (jesus)that had nothing to do with what they're doing...

  8. Re:Slashdot's Stats on Websurfing Damaging U.S. Productivity? · · Score: 2, Funny

    christiannerds hey?
    To me that's almost as revolting as goatse...

  9. Re:Before everyone starts bitching about the scree on Video iPod May Arrive in September · · Score: 1

    I like the idea of using video glasses. I remember trying a pair on at the 2004 Embedded Systems Conference - there was a big screen projected in front of me.
    Then they cheated you. The idea of video glasses are to make it seem like there is a big screen projected in front of you. If they did project a big screen in front of you after you tried on a pair , then they were just screwing with you.

    Ok, so this is a really lame joke.Please mod me down... I'll be quiet.

  10. Re:Before everyone starts bitching about the scree on Video iPod May Arrive in September · · Score: 1

    No,
    Mr Dumbass is my Manager. He works with Mr.Dickhead and Mr. Shithead.
    Just shows how little I care about Apple.I thought the one with the tiny screen already out could play movies... hmm.

  11. Re:simple to explain on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    A 385 hey? Is that like a 386 without cache?
    Or without a math-coprocessor?
    N

  12. Re:I agree on What is Mainframe Culture? · · Score: 1

    Thanks for giving me your address. I'll come by at say 03:00 AM and pick up your PC while you're asleep. What stereo do you have?

  13. amazing... on The Floating PowerBook · · Score: 1

    Wow! This is revolutionary! Taking the floating shelf idea and re-work it (making 3 prongs come out of a wall) to hold a laptop. What will the clever people think of next.

    Anywaze... Please go check out my floating Sun Server.

    I also made a floating hamster, floating coffee mug and other floating objects by sticking them to my cube using small (almost invisible!) prongs.

  14. everything? on How to Do Everything with PHP and MySQL · · Score: 2, Funny

    I tried to copulate with my G/f using php and mysql. It failed miserably. :-(
    use girfriend;
    show rack;
    select * from rack;
    insert into ... *CRASH!!!*

  15. soosons innie Kaap praat on Hackers, Spelling, and Grammar? · · Score: 1

    Man!
    Djulle weetie waavan djulle praat nie, bru!
    Jou ma man!

  16. Re:Rather impractical on Morse Code on Cell Phones? · · Score: 2, Funny

    learning curve would be steeper for morse but one can also have a smaller fone (one that have 8 keys less)
    Hi Babe stop,
    Sorry I didn't phone you.stop.But my phone only has one button for sending messages. SOS Stop.

  17. Re:The Most Amazing Dupe Known To Man! on Morse Code on Cell Phones? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I believe Betty Boop had the perfect expression for that.

  18. mine on 13.1 Surround Sound Coming to a Home near you? · · Score: 1

    I have an old TV with 13:1 sound. It combines 13 channels of sound into one speaker.
    Pretty sweet.The stereo effect is not that great, but the surround is not bad when you lock yourself and the TV in a closet to pretend you're at the movies.

  19. Re:OS Competition Is Useless on Linus On The Future Of Microsoft · · Score: 1

    Works well? *raises voice another octave*
    Works well? Excuse me, but I beg to differ.
    Maybe Windows just senses that I don't like it, but I am forced to run Win2k on my laptop at work because of company specific applications like SAP clients, Outlook etc..
    Although my laptop is a modern P4 with more than enough RAM it runs slow and is generally unreliable. Sometimes I have to wait 20 seconds or more for a folder to open.I just got a new Harddrive and re-installed and it did not solve the problem. My laptop causes me so much frustration that I basically only use it for E-mail these days.My trusty old Slackware box recently got a hardware upgrade by me (without even a software re-install) and just flies. It does everything faster and better and if something goes wrong it does not 1. Reboot by itself or 2. Take other vital apps with it or 3. Require a reboot every couple of days.

  20. Re:Security vs. Obscurity... on Protecting Your Personal Info While Traveling? · · Score: 1

    Didn't you read the manual? Chapter 5 covers how to look at your laptop "right" as not too scratch the delicate surfaces. It doesn't say anything about noise scratches though..

  21. Re:I WONDER on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    hmmmm. sweet tits...

  22. Re:How long until it's usable? on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    We're still waiting for some of the stuff that was a decade away a decade ago.

    Yeah! Where's my 1Gz plus PC? And my phone/pda/video/mp3 player? And what about digital cameras with resolutions better than 1.3 MegaPixel?

  23. Re:How long until it's usable? on Single Molecule Transistor A Reality · · Score: 1

    and go down the store to buy a Single Molecule Transistor PC!
    No, sorry. They will only sell them in 1 pound bags.

  24. Re:Finally. on Basics of Modern Intel CPUs · · Score: 1

    linus thingy
    You make it sound all cute. Almost like a penguin.

  25. family support on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    Aaw crap! I can already hear my mother phoning me:

    Mother: "My computer has dissapeared. Please fix it."
    Me: (Looking away from Linux desktop and slamming palm of hand against forehead)
    "WTF are you talking about mom?"