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The Floating PowerBook

Pingsmoth writes "With the proliferation of laptops today, many replacing the traditional space-hogging desktop computer, this seems like a neat idea to free up even more square footage on your desk. It's the floating laptop, a 'stand,' if you will, that is invisible to the average user and just as functional as other traditional laptop stands. The obvious appeal of the 'Floating Laptop' is its aesthetic quality, especially when compared to some of the other stands out there, but it's also cheaper ($15) and only takes a half hour to build."

236 comments

  1. Notes by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The stand seems uncomfortably high, though I suppose it's used with an external keyboard or mouse, or perhaps standing up. I wouldn't trust my PowerBook to the cardboard backing on a desk. A bit more wood could bracket it to the actual desk from behind without loss of the aesthetic.

    My biggest issue is the appearance of the stand without the computer on it... it's three prongs looming over your desk space. If it could fold up, I would like it more. Of course, that would increase the cost, but I think it might be worth it.

    Coral link.

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    1. Re:Notes by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 2

      Also, because it is going to most likely be a home made stand, it's going to have rough edges from either the screws or the wood itself, which are no good for when you're digging around your desk or for the laptop either.

    2. Re:Notes by Cmdr+Whackjob · · Score: 0

      And also what is the point in using a decent wood like Oak if you aren't even going to see it!

    3. Re:Notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree - something like MDF or plywood would have been much better

    4. Re:Notes by ozmanjusri · · Score: 1

      If it could fold up, I would like it more. Of course, that would increase the cost, but I think it might be worth it.

      Two pegboard brackets would fold up or be removable, look better and cost less than $5.00. This isn't clever, well made or interesting.
      I don't get it.

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    5. Re:Notes by Ninwa · · Score: 4, Insightful
      "I don't get it."
      Me either, and I'm not sure the editors even looked at the article. My first response was, "Wow that's ugly looking, I don't want my laptop poking out of the back of my desk like that". My second response was that, "I don't even have a back to my desk, there's no hutch", and my third response was, "wtf..." followed by some more bewilderment.

      This article summed up, "Hey you can mount your laptopn on the back of your desk with wood!"

      This is news? I was hoping for some cool glass-seethrough-ish laptop holder. Ah well...
    6. Re:Notes by walt-sjc · · Score: 3

      Can't RTFM since it's toast now, but we have this magical solution to rough wood edges called sandpaper. Reading the posted comment below of the article text, it seems that bumpers cover the screws.

      My solution to a similar problem was to put the docking-station on a bookshelf that's part of my built-in desk. Since wood-working is one of my hobbies, I made my own desk that is designed to solve the needs of a home office.

      Commercial desks (those made for home-office or business) SUCK for computer professionals. They are designed for a single CPU, single monitor, single keyboard, room for only one printer (which sucks if you have a BW laser And color inkjet), etc. Designing my own was the only real solution. That and I could make the thing out of Quality materials - solid mahagony, cabinet grade plywood (no particle board), great full-extension drawer slides, etc. When you build your own, you design in features that solve your specific needs.

    7. Re:Notes by boaworm · · Score: 2, Funny

      They are designed for a single CPU, single monitor, single keyboard...

      I have a Dual CPU machine (G5), and it works just as great. Not sure what happens if you have Two Dualcore CPUs though, that could be a real mess... :P

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    8. Re:Notes by op12 · · Score: 2

      I wouldn't trust my PowerBook to the cardboard backing on a desk.

      Not to mention the fact that he seems to have attached the brackets over part of the cardboard that is perforated so it can be popped out to fit a monitor. I imagine after a bit of strain from typing, this will fall apart.

    9. Re:Notes by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 2

      http://www.snailblog.com.nyud.net:8090/

      Apparently, "Coral Link" was not well understood. ;)

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    10. Re:Notes by geedox · · Score: 1

      I quite agree with you!

      I like the ingenuity of the work!

      However, for just about the same kind of money (at least here in Venezuela) I would slightly modify a lightweight wall TV & DVD Stand (somewhat like the kind you might see at hospitals) and could get the same effectivness with a lot more peace of mind and would get a keyboard/mouse out of the way storage shelf.

      I won't promise to do it NOW since I am now some 200mi from home and will not return for a couple of weeks. But as soon as I get to it I'll post my solution!

    11. Re:Notes by Ahnteis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pictures? Seriously.

    12. Re:Notes by Ninwa · · Score: 1

      See now THATS sexy. Thanks for sharing! :) I can see using that on a table or maybe even just in my lap. Neat.

    13. Re:Notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    14. Re:Notes by cortense · · Score: 1

      I agree... it sounds like you've done something pretty interesting here.. it'd be great to see a picture or two.

    15. Re:Notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    16. Re:Notes by Abreu · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As a side note, I strongly urge you not to build furniture from mahogany, a beautiful wood and easy to work with surely, but its already becoming endangered.

      I suggest walnut or koa, which have very good properties, look beautiful and is a much better ecological compromise.

      Best regards

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    17. Re:Notes by drauh · · Score: 1

      I actually have it, and it doesn't balance very well (or at all, really) on the lap. It's OK in bed, if you sit cross-legged. On a desk, it's great because you can stow a keyboard under it.

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    18. Re:Notes by walt-sjc · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's good to ensure your wood is from certified managed forests... Sure there are many alternatives to mahogany... I built that desk a few years ago. Another alternative is Northern White Maple with a mohogany stain. Cherry is also nice.

      In reality, the amount of solid wood is fairly small since plywood is mostly used (and it has very thin veneers.) Good plywood is also very stable - tends not to warp, and has very little shrinkage / expansion due to humidity.

    19. Re:Notes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck getting your docking station on that dinky little thing. And we're supposed to take someone with a moveon.org link in his sig seriously? Please.

  2. Not convinced by JanneM · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good luck typing on it.

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    1. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if he/she is anything like me, a usb keyboard and mouse are used when the laptop is docked. i much prefer to use a full sized keyboard over my laptop's compacted mess...

    2. Re:Not convinced by tverbeek · · Score: 1

      Yeah, never mind whether a "shelf" is a clever invention: How is this useful? You can't easily type on it unless you stand up and lean forward, and then what's the point of having it at a desk? (Put it on your dresser or some other chest-height piece of furniture.) But hey, you could add an external keyboard... with a footprint the size of the laptop, thereby losing the desk space just recovered.

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    3. Re:Not convinced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck typing on it. I'm sorry, but are you (and the people who moderated you up) completely high? You plug in a freaking keyboard. When you see a mouse pad do you think, "Good luck if you get to the edge of it"?

    4. Re:Not convinced by jcostom · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Two words.

      PowerBook. Bluetooth.

      Expanded version: Use a BT keyboard & mouse with it.

      A friend of mine does exactly that with his 17" PB, and swears by it.

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    5. Re:Not convinced by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

      ....

      You are not supposed to be typing on your laptop keyboard when sitting at a desk anyways, it is bad for your posture, wrists, and neck. Either the monitor is to low, or the keyboard is to high, but at least when you raise your laptop up, you can attach a separate keyboard to the laptop and then utilize the computer properly.

  3. But... by TheOtherAgentM · · Score: 1, Funny

    The only thing I know how to build is a computer. I don't know how to use REAL power tools!

    1. Re:But... by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      And if you can bring yourself to look there is actually very little on any of the other compartments in his horrible desk.

    2. Re:But... by PHP+Addict · · Score: 1

      Visual Studio is a Power Tool, right? ...guys?

      stupid lying packaging :(

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  4. Disappointed by Tx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From "floating" I thought this was going to involve waterproofing.

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    1. Re:Disappointed by nxcho · · Score: 1

      Once I put my cell-phone in a condom, it worked perfectly well in the shower though it didn't float. Maby elephant condoms work with powerbooks.

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    2. Re:Disappointed by Ender_Stonebender · · Score: 2, Funny

      I was hoping for the same. Or possibly levitation, which would have been really cool.

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    3. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought the Reality Distortion Field just expanded its reach in to the area of gravity. Considering the G5 iMac made the computer "vanish," anti-gravity might be the new trick in the next iMac!

    4. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I was hoping for a mag-lev kind of thing. That would have helped the heat disapation issue, too.

    5. Re:Disappointed by dalutong · · Score: 1

      though i'd want to know how much that magnetic field above my lap was f'ing with my balls. I don't want mutant kids.

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    6. Re:Disappointed by wed128 · · Score: 1

      yea, but wouldn't a magnetic field that strong fuck up the hard drive?

    7. Re:Disappointed by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

      Actually, a couple of years ago i saw a show on t.v. that were showing laptops and one of them was waterproof, they didnt put it in water but used cofee spill and other liquids on the keyboard to show how resistant it was.
      But is cost 5k, so for now leave the laptop by the side of the pool (without the power supply).

    8. Re:Disappointed by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      I was hoping for magnetic levitation :(, however that's impossible according to Maxwell's equations...unless the field is spinning relative to the object (eg a "levatron" floating spinning top, but one could also somehow spin the field, not the object to be suspended).

    9. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not using flash memory for your storage?

      You're so lame.

    10. Re:Disappointed by zanderredux · · Score: 1
      Or superconductive magnetic repulsion, a là Maglev Train.

      The only problem I see is how to retain the bytes in the hard disks for any extended period of time. Other than that, It surely sounds cool!

    11. Re:Disappointed by wed128 · · Score: 1

      let's see

      40 gig hard drive...cheap and small
      40 gigs of CF...expensive and bulky

      do the math

    12. Re:Disappointed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was hoping for magnetic levitation

      well, if its cool enough, who cares about the hard-drive data storage issues :)

    13. Re:Disappointed by colinrichardday · · Score: 1

      But if you were using Knoppix, would you need 40 gig of CF?

    14. Re:Disappointed by adamjaskie · · Score: 1

      IIRC, the way the top works is that it is spinning fast enough to act as a gyroscope strong enough to keep the top from flipping over. When it slows down enough, it flips over and comes crashing down to the base violently.

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    15. Re:Disappointed by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      From "floating" I thought this was going to involve waterproofing.

      Nah--you want to avoid waterproofing. That way you get the added cooling from water circulation.

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    16. Re:Disappointed by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It worked well doing exactly what, wrapped in a condom in the shower with you? I know they heat up and vibrate...

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    17. Re:Disappointed by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      I expected something involving compressed air. Like a shufflepuck table.

      Hmm, shufflemac - that could become the new sport of choice for the rich and wealthy. A mac mini would make a decent puck and if you make the table bigger you could use Powerbooks as paddles.

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    18. Re:Disappointed by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      Exactly, just boot off a flash drive ;). I'm fairly sure the HDDs would be fine though, since the metal case of the HDD would shield it against most fields. I wonder if the fans would still work though...

  5. Full article text by david-bo · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is a simple page I've thrown together to show my "Floating Powerbook" laptop stand. I've had the idea to build such a thing for a long time, but just never got around to it until recently. Before this I used a Griffin iCurve on a stack of textbooks to have my computer at a height that I like. Doing this, though, wastes a lot of desk space. Even using just an iCurve uses up desk space, so I wanted to find a solution to that problem. Thus the Floating Powerbook Stand was born. Total cost: about $15.
    Here are all the pieces of the stand before I had done any type of assembly. I went to a lumber store with just an idea of what I wanted to build, and walked out with four "oak fillets" according to my receipt. These are sturdy, somewhat finished pieces of wood about two inches wide and a quarter of an inch thick. They were plenty long that I could cut them down to size. While I was here, I also bought three small two-inch corner brackets for attaching the "arms" of the stand to the back brace. I picked up a couple packs of small nuts and bolts as well, making sure I had ones that were long enough. My total cost at the hardware store was $13.28.
    Here is the assembled stand. This should give you a good idea of how it will work once it is "installed" onto the desk. I cut the oak fillets into three pieces, the two longer ones are ten inches in length and the middle one is eight. I think the back brace is sixteen inches long. On the top of each of the three "arms" are three little rubber grips. I picked these up at a hardware store, they're called "bumpers" and they cost me $2.66 for a pack of nine. One thing I had to be sure I did was get rubber grips that were thicker than the screw heads. You can see the screw heads on the back end of each arm. If I had grips that were too thin, the computer wouldn't sit on them and would instead sit on the screw heads - not good.
    This picture shows the underside of the assembled stand. It's actually pretty simple. One thing I had to make sure I did though was bend the brackets just a bit so the arms of the stand would be tilted downward slightly. I didn't want my Powerbook to be sitting completely level for a few reasons. One, the iCurve is tilted just slightly, as are most other stands you can buy, and two, if the computer sat level, you'd be able to see the stand. That would put be the end of the "floating" aspect, now wouldn't it?
    Here's what makes the whole thing work. My desk has shelves up the left and right sides of it with a bookshelf on top. On the back of all this is a "fake wood" durable cardboard sheet. It makes it look like there's wood all the way up the back of the desk when there really isn't. The stand will be attached directly to this cardboard sheet. It's about an eighth of an inch thick, and though it's not as strong as wood, it works just fine for holding my computer. The large hole in the center was there previously to run wires through. You can see the nine holes I drilled through the cardboard where the "backbone" of the stand will be attached. The "scuff marks" are from things I've taped and removed from the cardboard, exposing it's "fake woodness".
    This is another view of the mounting holes, from the backside of the desk.
    Here we can see the backbone of the stand attached through the holes we just drilled. Each of the arms is attached to this backbone, through the cardboard on the front side of the desk. This allows them to just "hang" there and look as if they're attached directly to the cardboard.
    A view from the front of the desk with the arms firmly attached through the cardboard and into the backbone which you can't see.
    Here is another view from the front of the desk. You can see a few of the cords coming through the hole (which will be perfectly hidden behind the screen) as well as the angle at which the arms are tilted. As a note, I didn't measure those at all. As I was drilling holes in each arm I would attach each one to a bracket just to see how it looked. I then put the bracket in a vice a

  6. Dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now I hoped there was some magical forcefield to carry my laptop attached to my belt floating along.

    You surely can imagine my dissapointment here :(

    1. Re:Dissapointment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've got a system for balancing my laptop off my belt, but mine uses just one prong.

  7. Clean! by axonal · · Score: 5, Funny

    If he is complaining about his current stand taking up "valuable desk space," then perhaps he should get rid of that random vase of junk on the left and clean up his desk a bit more often.

    1. Re:Clean! by RawGutts · · Score: 1

      Yeah and also get rid of that ugly hutch. :) That will give you a ton of room. Oh wait then the laptop has nothing to hang off of..

    2. Re:Clean! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Yeah right. I suppose he's supposed to wear matching clothes too. And join a football team.

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  8. In soviet russia.. by postgrep · · Score: 1

    The laptop stands on you!

  9. My god what is this place coming to? by matthew.thompson · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First we have a guy who spends 1.5 years building something you can already purchase and now we have a guy who thinks he's clever because he re-invented the shelf!

    The iCurve is not that much more, far more stylish and when you count in the time can work out cheaper!

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    1. Re:My god what is this place coming to? by emil.ede · · Score: 1

      hahaha. the page was slashdotted so first I didn't see the images and thought you were being a bit tough. but you are absolutly right, he re-invented the shelf. jesus what a crappy hack. he even made a bad shelf since it can only be used for a limitied number of things since it's only based on three pieces of wood so things can fall through it. a normal shelf for $15 would be better.

    2. Re:My god what is this place coming to? by springbox · · Score: 2, Funny

      First we have a guy who spends 1.5 years building something you can already purchase and now we have a guy who thinks he's clever because he re-invented the shelf!

      They must work for Microsoft

  10. It's prefect! by FooHentai · · Score: 5, Funny

    " Ta-Da! The finished project in action. It works prefectly."

    Creator confirms there are minor typing problems with the unit.

    1. Re:It's prefect! by mccalli · · Score: 4, Funny
      Naah - he's saying it works prefectly. Kind of hoopily, like the Powerbook-owning frood he is.

      Cheers,
      Ian

    2. Re:It's prefect! by sczimme · · Score: 4, Funny


      " Ta-Da! The finished project in action. It works prefectly."

      Creator confirms there are minor typing problems with the unit.


      Nah, he just meant that it works "in the manner of a cool frood who really know where his towel is". High praise indeed.

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  11. I haven't read the article ... but.. by speights_pride! · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...my experiments with a bath tub clearly show that powerbooks don't float.

    1. Re:I haven't read the article ... but.. by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 1

      You must've forgotten to add fluids.

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    2. Re:I haven't read the article ... but.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Air is fluid. You are confusing fluids with liquids.

    3. Re:I haven't read the article ... but.. by Beale · · Score: 0

      Did you try filling the bath with mercury?

    4. Re:I haven't read the article ... but.. by ls-lta · · Score: 1

      my experiments with a bath tub clearly show that powerbooks don't float. You have to plug it in first.

  12. ishelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    it's a shelf! wtf is this place coming to?

    1. Re:ishelf by Virak · · Score: 1

      It's not just a shelf, it's a a "do it yourself" shelf! Geek points!
      ...
      But seriously, it's not worth it. Just buy one, and save yourself from the headaches you'll be having later.

    2. Re:ishelf by shamilton · · Score: 2, Funny

      A shelf it may be, but unlike those annoying PC shelves, this one just works.

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    3. Re:ishelf by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      He had to make it himself, and the parts didn't all fit out of the box. He had to cut the boards, drill holes, bend brackets. He's even really proud of it even though it's no better than any other shelf (actually, the design could use some work - like vertical bracing behind the weak cardboard back). To anyone other than the builder, it looks like junk.

      Man, that's like a friggin' Gentoo shelf.

    4. Re:ishelf by wanerious · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty "snappy"

  13. Great but.... by 12ahead · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not a real laptop stand that you can carry around. I was hoping to find something kinda stylish that goes with the laptop. Three chunks of wood screwed into a desk is good for the guy, but has limited use for anyone else looking for a cheap and cool laptop stand.

    Pointless story, pointless comment.

    1. Re:Great but.... by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      I use one of these.
      They're great for carrying around - even fit into one of Dell's ridiculously small laptop bags.
      Of course you need to use an external keyboard and mouse - but I can't understand why - or how - someone would use any sort of laptop stand without an external keyboard.

      They're not exactly the most stylish of things, but they don't take up much space.

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    2. Re:Great but.... by sakusha · · Score: 2, Informative

      I have one of those standit gadgets. But I only paid about $3 instead of $38.

    3. Re:Great but.... by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      OMG! you posted a link to a picture of a female using a laptop. This is slashdot... Do you REALISE what you've just done??!!!

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    4. Re:Great but.... by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      Well it was all right until you had to go and mention it ;)

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    5. Re:Great but.... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      Au contraire, I *DID* manage to tear it out of the wall, and bring it with me.

      However when I tried attaching it to the seatback of the airplane seat in front of me with my power drill, the attendant called the pilot so that I can be escorted --with a full security team!--quietly out of the plane.

      So I was never able to complete the onboard capabilities of the laptop tray.

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  14. Mega-Lame by Magada · · Score: 4, Informative

    Bad newsday, or what?

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  15. Floating Webserver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    If only there was a floating webserver with plenty of grunt and fat pipes so we could see the floating laptop...

    1. Re:Floating Webserver by Oculus+Habent · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:Floating Webserver by Willis+Wasabi · · Score: 1

      I highly recommend Greasemonkey and the Slashdot: Add Cache Links script to add Coral Cache and MirrorDot links at the end each slashdot linked page.

      Of course, it might lower the flow of karma to those who merely post Coral Cache links. Might slashdot a few less servers though.

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  16. Slashdot news - A SHELF! by mrRay720 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Front page news on slashdot today - a shelf.

    TO be honest you're doing this shelf a disservice anyway. It can hold much more than powerbooks, such as plates, magazines, monkeys, fish fingers, books, CDs, 750:1 scale whales, etc.

    A news item about a shelf is bad enough, but failing to give it a decent multifunction review is just criminal.

    1. Re:Slashdot news - A SHELF! by KingPrad · · Score: 1

      I thought you were being sarcastic until I finally got to see the page. All I could think was "WTF! That is the sorries piece of shit excuse for a shelf I've ever seen!" mrRay, you were completely right!

      What's more the REAL improvement would be to put a sturdy hinge on the shelf and a latch on the wall so you could flip the shelf up out of the way when you like. Instead of clearing up desk space he now has 3 sticks of wood permanently poking out across his workspace.

      This...thing...is awful.

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    2. Re:Slashdot news - A SHELF! by The+Jon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's gonna take some reinforcing to take a 750:1 scale model of a whale...

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    3. Re:Slashdot news - A SHELF! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      awful

  17. Let me join my country in saying... by Sabathius · · Score: 0


    You've got to be fucking kidding

    Isn't there a story about about Microsoft bashing or somthing we could read?

    Gosh!

  18. Behold! the LAPPYVATOR! by marcushnk · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of our local "LUGgers" made this a while back:
    http://lappyvator.cyberknights.com.au/

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    1. Re:Behold! the LAPPYVATOR! by Total_Wimp · · Score: 1

      Damn, where are the mod points when I need them. Any story that starts "I have a sore coccyx as I write" and clearly shows a tool to use your computer while lying flat on your back surely should beat out a story about a guy who builds a shelf.

      TW

    2. Re:Behold! the LAPPYVATOR! by Quarters · · Score: 0
      I'm shocked, SHOCKED that he didn't make the Lappyvator wide enough to accomodate two people in the bed.

      Oh, wait, you said he was a "LUGger...

    3. Re:Behold! the LAPPYVATOR! by IntergalacticWalrus · · Score: 1

      From your linked article:
      "the idea is so obvious that I'd be amazed if anyone could sustain a patent on it."

      WTF? Compared to most software patents we see these days, what he did is nothing short of rocket science.

  19. Kinda neat, but... by de+Bois-Guilbert · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...how does that contraptioin make his desk any less cluttered? Especially since he doesn't actually seem to PUT anything in the space he "liberated".

    1. Re:Kinda neat, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because we all know his desk clutter will never change from what we see in the photos.

  20. How do you make a PowerBook float? by radiotyler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two scoops of ice cream, and two scoops of PowerBook.

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    1. Re:How do you make a PowerBook float? by kfg · · Score: 1

      Don't forget a liter of aqua and a dash of cocoa.

      KFG

    2. Re:How do you make a PowerBook float? by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 2
      And if it floats....

      A WITCH! The Powerbook is a witch!!!!

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  21. Form over function? by kronocide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Invisible to the average user"? What does that mean? It's not invisible to superusers?

    This person obviously doesn't use his computer a lot, at least not for typing. That position is like begging for back and a arm problems. I don't even understand what the problem is with having the computer on the desk, but then I'm sitting by a miditower and a 22" CRT monitor, so obviously I have other priorities.

    1. Re:Form over function? by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      laptop stands are used in conjunction with external keyboard and mouse.

      why on earth would you think he was going to type like that?

      but either way, it's still pretty lame...
      I've never been a fan of most laptop stands anyway - you either have to have the screen too far away, or you've got the front of the laptop hanging over your keyboard....

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    2. Re:Form over function? by Gaewyn+L+Knight · · Score: 1

      You appear to have missed that he uses a standard keyboard and mouse... This is just to hold the laptop in a good viewing position.

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    3. Re:Form over function? by kronocide · · Score: 1

      Actually, I sort of realized that when I looked at the iCurve. I've never used a laptop stand, although I had a few docking stations in the mid-nineties. Oh well. Nice shelf, I guess.

  22. This guy is an idiot by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Freaking cardboard... And hanging an expensive laptop on cardboard? WTF is he smoking??

    That little strip of wood in the back isn't enough to hold that thing up. Wait a few days and see what happens then get back to us. Let the humidity go up some. Here, it's in the high 90's all the time. That little project of his would last about 30 seconds and that laptop would be bouncing off the floor..

    That's about the worst idea I've ever seen. Visually it's cool but in reality, it's dangerous, this guy is going to lose that laptop..

    1. Re:This guy is an idiot by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      "Visually it's cool"

      Are you serious ?

    2. Re:This guy is an idiot by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Freaking cardboard... And hanging an expensive laptop on cardboard? WTF is he smoking??

      Dunno, but at this point his server is definitely smoking.

  23. Increase productivity by reducing desk space by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Take powerbook outside. Add 1 gallon of gasoline. Ignite.

    Magically, your desk space will be improved, and so will your productivity.

    No longer will hours be wasted moving icons around or listening to gurgling sounds of email arriving.

    Thank you.

  24. Waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why on EARTH doesn't this guy just put his laptop on his desk?!

  25. He's built a shelf by CmdrGravy · · Score: 2, Funny

    I realise another 10,000 people have already pointed this out but since I can't see much scope for any further discussion.

    He's built a shelf and took photos. This is not interesting, I can go around to my married mates houses and watch them build shelves if I wanted to. I don't.

    It's a Shelf !!!!! Building shelves is not hard. It also looks crap.

    1. Re:He's built a shelf by Alioth · · Score: 1

      In fact it was so disinteresting, you actually clicked on the Slashdot story and posted a comment!

    2. Re:He's built a shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If only I'd know, I'd have written to Slashdot when I completed my home office last year. Three shelves the length of the wall (With funky "upside down" brackets, no less!) and a whole L-shaped fitted desk! Slashdot would have gone crazy over my l33t shelf (s|-|3lF?) building skills (Er, ski||z, I think).

      Perhaps I could let you all know when I've finished the bathroom?

    3. Re:He's built a shelf by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      It is disinteresting but my work today is even less interesting which is why I am still reading such a disinteresting topic !

      I'm just curious as to why someone would consider their ( clearly rubbish ) shelf building skills to be so awesome other people might be interested in them and why the editors agreed and published the story. The mind boggles.

    4. Re:He's built a shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But did your mates' shelves make it to Slashdot?

    5. Re:He's built a shelf by PhoenixPath · · Score: 1

      If yer toilet can run Linux, you can.

    6. Re:He's built a shelf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      disinterested = impartial
      uninterested = bored

      This concludes our vocabulary lesson for the day.

  26. Bah by Muhammar · · Score: 1, Funny

    Any guy in India can do better than this - his laptop can float above the desk without the screws. (being helf there by stream of purloined bank account data)

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  27. You have to be kidding me.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Front page story about a freakin cardboard shelf in some kids dorm room? Stuff that matters my ass...

  28. Good Timing by joel8x · · Score: 1, Funny

    A floating laptop on a sunken webserver!

    /Budum dum

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  29. Ergotron by sakusha · · Score: 3, Informative

    That project is pathetic. Cardboard!??!?! You're going to suspend your $3000 Powerbook in the air with cardboard?!?

    If you want to do this, you should do it right. Like for example, the Ergotron Laptop Arm.

    1. Re:Ergotron by tomstdenis · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or some simple wood scraps you can find at a home depot or something...

      The project is rather unimpressive though... I mean an L joint or two and some cardboard? WOW how innovative and unique!

      Next he'll show us his milk-crate sofa and cinderblock tv stand...

      Tom

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    2. Re:Ergotron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, that kind of thing is a much better solution. I've been looking for something like that that I can use in my recliner -- that is, something that has a floor base rather than being desk-mounted. Google hasn't helped me... do you happen to know of any products like that?

    3. Re:Ergotron by sakusha · · Score: 1

      Yes, check around the ergotron.com site, these monitor arms can be attached to a post that stands on the floor, carts, etc. Ergotron has custom rigs that can be put into many different configurations, but they can add up to a lot of money depending on what you want.

    4. Re:Ergotron by sakusha · · Score: 2, Informative

      On second thought, I have a better idea. What you want is a "book stand" or something more like a hospital over-bed table.

      Here's a book stand from levenger.com.

      Here's a bunch of overbed tables.

  30. Where's his server? by badfish99 · · Score: 1

    I must be an average user, since his server seems to have become invisible too!

  31. But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...there's nothing underneath. What was he trying to save the space for?

  32. Good solution by KrunZ · · Score: 1

    Your solution is much smarter than levitating the laptop if you like to use an external keyboard. Levitating hides external keyboard if you need the screen to be close to you.

    I use the same type of solution - but actually I just bought a cookbook holder. This solution is stabile and works for most of my coworkers.

  33. amazing... by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    Wow! This is revolutionary! Taking the floating shelf idea and re-work it (making 3 prongs come out of a wall) to hold a laptop. What will the clever people think of next.

    Anywaze... Please go check out my floating Sun Server.

    I also made a floating hamster, floating coffee mug and other floating objects by sticking them to my cube using small (almost invisible!) prongs.

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    1. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you keep a hamster in your cube?

      thats new...

    2. Re:amazing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, oh, oh, I've got a serious mod for this dude. You see instead of using those peices of invisible wood for a 'shelf' effect... You get some fishing line and some thumbtacks....

  34. Seems like a lot of work by @madeus · · Score: 1

    Not that I want to criticise, but for only ~20 UKP I got a really nice removable stand for my PowerBook, the iCurve which I think is a really good solution (even if it was over priced for a lump of clear plastic).

    I got this for use at work, where I use it with a nice big monitor, with a 'normal' keyboard and mouse (the idea being that it's better for my back/posture in particular, also because it allows me to see the second screen on the PowerBook - on which I usually stick an IRC window on - at eye level).

    I would think it's more cost effective and more convenient (particularly as it can be moved) to by one of the available stands than spend time making a fixed one.

    1. Re:Seems like a lot of work by CProgrammer98 · · Score: 1

      RTFA, he had an i-curve and didn't like it!!! Go figure...

      I don't see what's wrong with just using it on the desk anyways without any sort of stand. I mean laptops are supposed to be like, y'know.. portable...

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  35. detachable display by korbatz · · Score: 1

    I think the best idea in this field is detachable display (as seen in Toshiba). But the display must be "thin client", no tablet whatsoever.

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  36. any sufficiently advanced technology ... by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    Now I hoped there was some magical forcefield to carry my laptop attached to my belt floating along.

    Of course there's no such thing as "magical forcefields".

    What you want is a cluster of hydrogen-filled balloons ... which will (a) float your laptop, and (b) power your car.

    -kgj

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    1. Re:any sufficiently advanced technology ... by ellem · · Score: 1

      Of course there's no such thing as "magical forcefields".

      What about Tenser's Floating Disk? Huh? What about that?

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  37. The name's Prefectly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ford Prefectly.

    /cue James Bond theme

  38. floating laptop cliff notes by i7dude · · Score: 3, Funny

    "i built a shelf"

    dude.

  39. You know it's a bad day on slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    when a post consisting of the single line "bad newsday, or what?" gets modded +4 INFORMATIVE

  40. Sorry, not for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    a neat idea to free up even more square footage on your desk.
    ... I have a metric desk.
    1. Re:Sorry, not for me... by 0110011001110101 · · Score: 1

      pffffffff! I bet it's not a "floating" metric desk...

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    2. Re:Sorry, not for me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      pffffffff! I bet it's not a "floating" metric desk...
      In fact it isn't; but for only 5$ (note! a third of the floating aforementioned thingy!) I can reveal you how it can be made into a floating one in less than thirty-minutes work!

      Hint: is there a river near you?
  41. karma be fucked by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    WTF is this guy smoking? He bolted 3 pieces of wood to a piece of cardboard... and this is cool... HOW?

    For 3 more pieces of wood and (to be cheep) only 6 more screws, he could have bolted on some supports behind the cardboard to support his delicate and expensive laptop... but maybe the 1/2 inch he'd have to move his desk from the wall was unacceptable.

    Although.. I feel with his carpentry talents he could have possibly made a fake wall out of an old fridge box or something to compensate... THAT would have been far more interesting then this crap.

    I hate posts that bitch about how /. has gone downhill...hell I don't even mind the dupes... they're great if I miss a story if I'm not near the computer when the original gets posted.

    But in the last few months, I've really been considering saying to hell with it. With all the raving fanatics, shitty moderation, and crap stories, this place is reaching the end of my patience level. The people who claim to "speak" for companies by adding all the "we're going to do this" or "we did this because" are really annoying as well. As are the people who reply to posts, including every bit of knowledge they know (googled?) on the subject... just to toot their own horns.

    I've submitted a few things to slashdot and got them rejected...altho I know they weren't super WOW factor stuff, I figured they'd be good for a slow news day.

    Well after they got rejected I was like "oh well".. .but then to see SHIT like this on the front page just is a slap in the face.

    Thanks slashdot... for now I've posted a reply even I can't stand.

    We're in the eye of a shit tornado, people.

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    1. Re:karma be fucked by Use+Psychology · · Score: 0



      Horrible, just horrible.

    2. Re:karma be fucked by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      Unfortunately, since I don't believe the editors even READ our comments and criticisms anymore, the only way things might POSSIBLY change is if they see a drastic drop in page hits. So unless you actually stop visiting /., your post was unfortunately useless.

      I propose we have a Boycott Slashdot day in protest of how much this site has gone to shit.

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    3. Re:karma be fucked by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      For 3 more pieces of wood and (to be cheep) only 6 more screws, he could have bolted on some supports behind the cardboard to support his delicate and expensive laptop... but maybe the 1/2 inch he'd have to move his desk from the wall was unacceptable.

      Did you miss reading the article, that's basically what he did. There is a strip of wood behind the cardboard backer of the hutch.

    4. Re:karma be fucked by oldwolf13 · · Score: 1

      I was talking about 3 pieces vertically, long enough to attach the actual wood of the desk at the top and bottom... yes I saw his little brace.

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    5. Re:karma be fucked by HipToday · · Score: 1

      This is why I love /. Say what you want about crappy postings of shelves, but when they get a guy to go crazy like this it's worth it.

    6. Re:karma be fucked by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      Right. That'd give the OSDN guys a good time for scheduled maintenance too.

    7. Re:karma be fucked by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      obviously you hadn't look at the article when you posted your first comment otherwise you wouldn't had said 3 pieces of wood instead of 4. And you wouldn't had made your remarks about not pulling the desk out.

  42. Space, construction, safety... by Vo0k · · Score: 1

    Everyone says this hack is uncool because it's lame, that the cardboard will crash, that he didn't use the freed up space...

    Why doesn't anybody notice one more FUNDAMENTAL thing:
    Try typing measy 4KB of text on this laptop.
    The functionality is ruined.
    If you rest your hands on it, it will go down, crashing. You must keep your hands suspended in air, about 20cm above reasonable, comfortable height, and type like that.
    Hiding this laptop under the desk will have lesser impact on functionality, free up desk space better, will be cheaper and certainly safer.

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    1. Re:Space, construction, safety... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this issue can be solved by purchasing the optional "Floating Keyboard" for an additional $199.99

    2. Re:Space, construction, safety... by spectre_240sx · · Score: 1

      P.S.

      The floating keyboard is also made out of cardboard.

  43. Huh? by springbox · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm missing something, but wouldn't it work better to just put the laptop on the desk itself instead of raising it above the desk, which seems to have made it less usable? Laptops are designed for portability as it is -- also another magical trick that you can perform: Hide the desktop under the desk and then you can tell your friends that you've created a computer out of thin air!

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hide the desktop under the desk...

      You mean, like flipping the desk upside-down?

  44. Snailblog.com? by fdiskne1 · · Score: 1

    The good news is it lives up to its name.

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  45. That's no random vase... by MrPlastic · · Score: 1

    ...it's the candy stash! How can you expect the guy to work without candy? I mean, those two Blow Pops on the shelf aren't going to fuel him for long with the increased caloric requirements of holding his arms up so high! Sheesh!

  46. If the PowerBook floats... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...it must be a witch! BURN IT!!!

  47. Ugly and unintuitive. by Oz0ne · · Score: 1

    I can build a better looking shelf, however I'm not sure why I'd build a shelf for a notebook when I can put it anywhere I need.

    Doesn't that remove the point of having a notebook? You can get a more powerful computer for less money if it's going to be deskbound. If you need to use your desk area then *move* the notebook.

    Did I oversleep and it's April 1 again?

  48. Nngggg.... by @madeus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Err...

    The point is you plug (or use a wireless) keyboard and mouse. It ensures your screen is at eye level. The point of this is to strain on your wrist, back and neck.

    It clearly indicates the point was to raise this laptop to a suitable height in the first paragraph (ref: "to have my computer at a height that I like").

    Have so many /. readers (and people with mod points) NEVER seen a laptop stand before?

    Scary...

  49. Galloping Gertie Shelf by spaztech · · Score: 1

    What the article failed to point out is that he will now have to spend over $10,000 in servo controls and stabilizers to be able to type on his new Galloping Gertie laptop shelf.

    I would have preferred seeing a Powerbook wrapped in styrofoam floating in some hot chick's bathtub.. but this is /.

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  50. In the British English speaking parts of the world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... we have a word that describes this type of creation. Dodgy.

  51. Poor Ventilation by Grizpin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If the laptop being used has rear ventilation then the system temperature will rise with extended use. Not good for longevity of your hardware.

  52. this is what I use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what I use, more than $15, and not particularly pretty, but man is it nice. airdesk

  53. Even cheaper: by bugbeak · · Score: 1

    I have a 15-inch laptop, and i keep it "afloat" with two empty 50-disc spindles, one on the right and one on the left. Maybe pricey if you include the CDs, but I call it re-use.

  54. You don't type on it.... by super+awesome · · Score: 1

    Reading some of the previous comments, a lot of people seem to have the impression that you're suppose to type on it. Really the main point of the iCurve and this shelf is that it's suppose to raise your laptop screen to eye-level. You're supposed to use an external keyboard to type.

    As for why this is posted on slashdot? ehhhhhhhhh...

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  55. Engineer he is not... by rAiNsT0rm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Good Sweet Jeebus! This is Front page geek news?!? A monkey and a orangutan gould fashion something equally as "cool" as this. I'm no engineer (but I play one on TV) But building a simple "C" shaped structure would yield the same thing and be much more stable... Time for ASCII art:

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    Put a little pivot/lock at the top and it is instantly angle adjustable and all the space of this solution. Hell, for that matter, simply screw one 1'x1' square into the base of the desk flush against the back "wall" and the top part (still could pivot) and it is equally as hidden and much more stable.

    With a slight bit of neurons firing, just about any third-grader could come up with a better solution.

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  56. Or try $ stores by coachvince · · Score: 1

    Along those lines, I went to a dollar store (US), and got a book stand that had "holders" just right for the tablet I use. It takes up very little desk space, and is fashionably flat black to match. If you have a tablet PC, spend a few minutes at dollar stores or discount store looking for one; it's worth it.

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  57. average users? by nealfunkbass · · Score: 0

    a 'stand,' if you will, that is invisible to the average user

    So, to average users it is invisible.

    But, to power users and computer geniuses, they can see that it is on a shelf, and not actually floating in mid air.

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  58. Extremely ugly! by Bilzmoude · · Score: 1

    When the laptop is not on the shelf... which is likely to happen a lot, the shelf is really, really ugly. Not to mention that there is no desk space! Where do you put your soda? A mouse? The papers you are working on? I cannot think of a work area I would want to use that did not have other surfaces to put stuff on! This is a non-story!

  59. I just have to say it... by Darth+Maul · · Score: 1


    Spend $2000 on a laptop and then hang it on cheap wood and cardboard. That just blows my mind.

    Doesn't anyone have design sense, or even common sense?

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    1. Re:I just have to say it... by bcs_metacon.ca · · Score: 2

      My Powerbook stand is a Dell Optiplex GX100 (433MHz Celeron). It's not even plugged in, but it's the exact right height to bring the display up to eye-level and keep it in-line with my second monitor.

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  60. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trashdot must be having a slow day when "home improvement" trash makes headlines.. who would trust a 2k powerbook on some $20 homedepot project? looks like some hicks dream.. must work at a call center with wood desks.. even cubicles are 'bmw' to those

  61. invisible by demon411 · · Score: 1

    that is invisible to the average user im sure your friends will ask "how is this laptop floating? did you cast levitate?" instead of looking under it...

  62. Worst "mod" ever? by squoozer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That has got to be the most pointless mod (I suppose you would call it) ever. I can't see any possible functional use for it. It places the keyboard at a height where you can't type and even if you could it would give you RSI in about 5 minutes. Worse though is the sort of dead space that it creates under it. I mean what are you going to do with that weird 30cm gap between the desk and laptop. At best you could use it as a sort of book shelf but then you could have just put your lapton on top of the books.

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  63. Floating Mainframe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe we can create a floating Mainframe or something

  64. Other floating stands... by jea6 · · Score: 3, Funny

    In one version you use Gorilla Glue to adhere the laptop to the back of a cat and buttered bread to the other.

    The second version involves 4-8 very powerful magnets.

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  65. Levitation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I levitated my laptop for about 1/2 a second the other day. Well, not exactly 'levitated'. Now it won't boot....

  66. Anyone else notice the roll of Toilet Paper.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the last picture on the left.

    In one fell swoop..

    You've exposed your "special alone-time" habits to the world!

    chown'd.

  67. Invisible to the average user... by srl100 · · Score: 1

    Nothing to see here, please move on :)

  68. I already have the perfect laptop stand... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called: My Lap.

  69. Any cheap LCD and keyboard arm by Shappy · · Score: 1

    Anyone have any plans or ideas for how to build an LCD and keyboard/mouse arm? In case you're wondering what I mean, its those things you sometimes see at kiosks in the mall where the lcd and keyboard/mouse are supported by arms attached to the wall so it effectively eliminates the need for a desk.

  70. ACCOUNT SUSPENDED by Petersko · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot DOS Attacks Cost User His Provider!

    1. Re:ACCOUNT SUSPENDED by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evidently his account is now invisible to the average Slashdotite.

    2. Re:ACCOUNT SUSPENDED by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Fine, now the article will have to be renamed to "The Floating Website".

  71. NEEDED: A moderation system for ARTICLES by ednopantz · · Score: 1

    -1 completely useless

  72. shelf VS desk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wouldn't it just be smarter to put the laptop on the desk and build shelves to put things on? Just a thought

  73. wow, I thought this might be as cool as my setup by Ffakr · · Score: 1

    I hate to brag.. no, I don't really.

    I actually thought that the story would be about something like my desk setup.
    I'm in a 1950's research building.. 15" concrete floors, concrete block walls and imbedded shelf rails in the walls.
    The obvious solution for me was to take a long shelf rail, have the guy in the ship saw a sliver out of it, bend it, and weld it back together so it angles down as it leaves the wall.
    I finished a small plank of 1/4" plywood (fancy stuff). I ran it through the router table to put a nice edge on it and clear sealed it.

    My Powerbook actually floats over the desk, straight from the wall. It's about Starbucks tall off the desk in the front so I can easily slide my keyboard and mouse under when another notebook comes in for repair.
    It's too high by design for normal typing but the angle makes it easy to use in a pinch. It also allows me to use my mouse/keyboard when working on a desktop on my desk.. but I can still use the laptop when needed.

    To be honest, I don't think I'm that clever that I should have a better solution than something in a slashdot article. Pretty sad. ;-P

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  74. if you need a stand for your laptop, by Danzigism · · Score: 0

    then why the hell didn't you just buy a desktop? use your LAP

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  75. Gee, thanks, Marcus... by leonbrooks · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...now I know why my ADSL router is lit up like Christmas and twitching and cringing under the desk, here. (-:

    Good thing it's a 512/512 link and not a more typical (for Perth, WestOz) 512/128 or I'd have naff-all access left. Give it ten minutes, I may not have any anyway.

    For the curious, the coccyx healed up much faster when I started using this, and is mostly fine now. I still use the lappyvator from time to time, e.g. when I'm totally knackered but still have stuff to do. With a comfortable pillow, and as long as I don't actually nod off, I can stretch out the last few hours of a day by lying down as I work.

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    1. Re:Gee, thanks, Marcus... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'burning' question is did your design cause your genitals to fry?

  76. If you do submit it... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...please give me a couple of days warning to point the DNS somewhere else first! If this is what a link in the middle of a story is like, I don't want to know about a front-pager.

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  77. levitronics by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    You know those trick globes that float in a magnetic harness? How about a few of those harnesses floating a notebook several inches above a desk? A wireless mouse, and little thumb-grips on the notebook for opposing finger typing, and the notebook could hover above the desk's mess. Thereby taking up no desk space at all, or just the minimum from the harness footprints.

    The hard drives are the only device left sensitive to external magnetic fields, now that the floppy is dead. And the HD is probably shielded well enough to ignore such wimpy little fields. How do they do that, anyway?

    Yes, it accomplishes about the same thing as this sturdier stand. But this one really floats! How cool is that?

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    1. Re:levitronics by jedaustin · · Score: 1

      Oh yes.. lets watch the magic dissapearing data!
      Be amazed when the laptop actually boots!

      It would be a fun gag to do with SOMEONE ELSES laptop :)

    2. Re:levitronics by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      What makes the data disappear? It's not like we're sawing the notebook in half or anything.

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    3. Re:levitronics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The hard drives are the only device left sensitive to external magnetic fields, now that the floppy is dead. And the HD is probably shielded well enough to ignore such wimpy little fields.

      I fear fields able to levitate a freaking laptop would not be so wimpy. :)

    4. Re:levitronics by CrackHappy · · Score: 1

      Dude...

      All I can say is that I really hope that was a joke. If not, I think you need to move to Fark.

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    5. Re:levitronics by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Of course - the whole suggestion is a joke. Didn't you see the picture? Even the globes are a joke, though they're real. But if all you've got is flames, this might as well be Fark. Lighten up and join the party.

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  78. Full of something by wild_berry · · Score: 1

    -1, Karma Whore. :P

    And no links to the pictures!
    (Someone else got called a troll for saying the same!)

  79. Will it Float? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dave Letterman thinks it will float, Paul Shaeffer thinks it will sink.

  80. Slashdot sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My shit stained underwear are more elegant than this lame laptop stand. Whoever posted this is a cunt.

    1. Re:Slashdot sucks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod parent up. +1 Insightful

    2. Re:Slashdot sucks by chawly · · Score: 1

      Comment is about as useful as ..... well, I just don't know how to put it - since all the camels I have ever encountered came equipped with a complete digestive tract. How did we move from a lap-top stand (which floats !) to unclean underware which must have its own perfume ? I don't feel qualified to mod the parent - up or down - I don't understand it. Looks like abuse to me.

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  81. Fish fingers? by booch · · Score: 1

    I don't think the shelf could hold fish fingers. For the simple reason that fish don't actually have fingers.

    And as another poster pointed out, a 750:1 scale whale would break the shelf due to its exceedingly large size. Perhaps a 1:750 scale model whale might fit though.

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  82. yet another stand .... by sjmac · · Score: 1

    http://www.prop-forward.com/products.asp

    Takes up very little desk space, and pretty cheap among other laptop stands, but I just feel like I've been robbed paying that much for a few centimeters of aluminium extrusion :-(

  83. Worst Article Ever by web_boyo_in_sac · · Score: 1

    two thumbs down

    1. Re:Worst Article Ever by chawly · · Score: 1

      You got to read it then ? Must have been special if you've been reading some of the articles I've been reading.

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  84. In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Heat from some idiot's laptop ignited the cardboard he strangly placed it on, burning down his entire apartment building.

  85. site down? by HarryZink · · Score: 1


    Would be great if there were actually a website at the address given.

    1. Re:site down? by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      Not only is the laptop suspended in space, but so is the account, right now.

  86. Floating Powerbook? by andrewlong · · Score: 1

    The website says its suspended not floating.

  87. "Sandpaper"? by some+guy+I+know · · Score: 3, Funny
    we have this magical solution to rough wood edges called sandpaper
    There's no such thing as "sandpaper".
    Paper made out of sand would quickly wear down any pen or pencil that a person would try to use to write on it.
    Next thing you know, you're going to try to tell me that there are such things as boys made out of paper, tops made out of boxes, melons and pitchers made out of water, mobiles made out of autos, and balls made out of feet, bases, and baskets.
    Do you think that I am that gullible?
    Well, I'm not; there's just no way that I can be turned into a gull.
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  88. In Soviet Amerika: ACCOUNT SUSPENDED by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    Slashdot DOS Attacks Cost User His Provider!

    Ah, but in Soviet Amerika, Slashdotting sends you to Gitmo!

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  89. What I want is a laptop tray by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    to go on top of my legs while I watch VH1 and drink free bheer while surfing the Internets.

    seriously, that would be useful.

    but not one to make my laptop even harder to read on my desk ...

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  90. I kind of like it by LunaticTippy · · Score: 1

    People here are mean today. I think it's cool when someone has a minor inconvenience and comes up with a DIY remedy. Yeah it isn't innovative or hi-tech but it's the kind of thing I'd do. Only mine would be cheaper, lower quality, and halfway done. And I'd never make a webpage about it.

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  91. Real desks for the the computer geek by ChowdaHead · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing someone exceeded their bandwidth so I didn't get to read the article or see what this thing actually looked like. But I did enjoy the responses. If you're looking for options to what's out there try http://www.anthro.com/.

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  92. Site is down - does anyone have a mirror site? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems the site's ISP is getting a little greedy for money, and took the site down. I don't suppose anyone has a mirror site?

  93. Spinning laptops are hard to use. by adb · · Score: 1

    Static magnetic levitation with permanent magnets is impossible. The globe works because it's spinning. Somehow that solution doesn't seem feasible for current laptops. Now, if you came up with a diamagnetic case, maybe...

  94. Tenser's Floating Disk: a brief history by handy_vandal · · Score: 1

    What about Tenser's Floating Disk? Huh? What about that?

    Early prototypes of Tenser's Floating Disk used tethered hydrogen balloons for lift. These were soon replaced with vacuum-filled balloons, for great lift. Finally, vacuum-balloons were compressed to nano-scale, embedded in the disk itself, whereupon the embedded vacuum was replaced with negative space, creating the Tenser's Floating Disk we know today.

    -kgj

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  95. Quote from your page: by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

    No patents pending, AFAICT; the idea is so obvious that I'd be amazed if anyone could sustain a patent on it.

    Obviously you haven't heard of the US Patent and Trademark Orif^H^H^Hffice. >_

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  96. No need! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..it must be a witch! BURN IT!!!

    Have you had one in your lap for longer than a half-hour? It takes care of that itself!

  97. The Floating POwerbook by Mr+Men · · Score: 1

    The Floating Powerbook doesn't really appeal to me. For $15 it's a really good deal but I might as well stack some books on top of each other and place my powerbook there. Has anyone heard of Jellyfish? It's a company called CBS products and unlike the iCurve it's height adjustable and very sturdy. They also do other powerbook stands. After looking around my friend recommended the Jellyfish to me.

  98. AirDesk by billso · · Score: 1

    As a ready-made alternative, try an AirDesk. They are pricey but well-made.

    http://www.airdesks.com/

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  99. Optional accessories. by 2005g · · Score: 1

    What about adding a cup holder?