Don't apologize to him! We all know what you meant. He just had to be a prick by pointing out that he could not understand it the way he read it. So, don't apologize to that dumb fuck.You made a good point in your previous point.
Yeah. I would also say "Pray you never have to work with BO!" Business Objects is a software suite that can talk directly to databases on servers to retrieve data, parse it and do computations on it and finally produce nice little shiny graphs and statistics that managers love so much. We use it on a Windows platform and it sucks. If it doesn't have enough data it does not work. If it lost the connection it does not work.No helpful error messages, just "No data to fetch". Even if it works, it doesn't work! Well, you catch my drift. You have been warned. Stay away and wipe the term Business Objects completely from your memory if you want to be happy.
I'm sorry. 1.I upgraded the Bios on my Aibo and it went berzerk and ate my homework. 2.The engine management chip on my mom's SUV malfunctioned and the car would not start this morning. 3.My PC got a virus and erased my homework. 4.I have been diagnosed with a braiin fungus that affects my short-term memory. Why didn't I do what again? 5.I had too much homework and I also work in a sweatshop after school to support my alcoholic waitress mother and her druggie boyfriend.
Apparently, you only have to do it if you're a bad person. What ? You guys get characters to type? I get calculus formulas and hieroglyphic symbols that I have to decipher to prove I'm not a script. Lucky bastards! Maybe I've been real bad. I swear they're making it harder and harder every day.
And on-topic: Oooooohh!! IIS 7 !!! Yay!!!! *runs around the room with hands in the air*
wash their hands after eating before hopping on the conole/computer
Aaah, that's one of my favourite family games. We always hop on the conole after supper. If you hop like a bunny you fall off quicker.And we all know how slippery conoles are. I wish we could afford a games conSole.
: Bloody hell! These characters are really getting harder and harder to read! It really sucks!
Alright!!! My dream has come true. A direct link on slashdot to a picture of dead cows against a beutiful backdrop. Now I can die happy! Wait... Those cows look very peaceful. Maybe they're just resting.
Bloody hell! That's a very cool idea! Just imagine if Sony made the PS3 (or PS4 after they've ironed out all the bugs and did some further development) so versatile that it evolved from being only a games machine to something that companies can buy and run linux clusters on. Imagine it not only having enough *oomph* to draw games graphics really well, but in cluster formation it can outshine other hardware configurations for number crunching or data pushing. That would be really sweet, but I can't figure out if it will push the price up or drive it down.And IT staff might sneak 1 or 2 out of the server room to play games on at home.
there has *never* been a sexy female soccer player Hey,not true. I've seen "Bend it like Beckham". Oh, that only happens in movies you say?...
But seriously.Once it gets approved for airport security, other public places will probably follow.Imagine finding those things at train stations, department stores etc... That's bad.
I work for a large company. We are greedy, we steal and we overprice our products. Today I had meetings about how we can enter other markets by utilizing our evil techniques. I also tried to get a gmail account, but my name was already taken. Tomorrow I will think of a new way to charge customers for all the security holes in our software. An antivirus combined with spyware-removal tool updated daily by my company maybe? hmm. I like that. I hope nobody reads these blogs. That's all for today
William Gates.
PS: I hate this FSCKING "confirm your not a script"!
Despite early rumours that the reason for Bill G's wealth was the fact that he caught a leprachaun, it just turned out to be Steve Balmer in his payamas..
I think it's a nice hack. Despite the fact that it only lasts a little while and you need power for your monitor. I think it would be REALLY nice if you could find another empty mac mini case and stack more batteries, a small LCD display and a foldable keyboard in there and stack the two on top of each other. All you need then is a small cable running from the real mac to your power-box.(power-mac?) and voila!
Slashdot Mirror
Wow. *speechless*
I first wanted to sAY: "yeah,well. sounds like that's from a schrink or a marketing manual" until I actually read everything.
wow.
Yeah. It kinda looks like a fruit that's gone goatse.
Don't apologize to him! We all know what you meant. He just had to be a prick by pointing out that he could not understand it the way he read it.
So, don't apologize to that dumb fuck.You made a good point in your previous point.
Yeah. I would also say "Pray you never have to work with BO!"
Business Objects is a software suite that can talk directly to databases on servers to retrieve data, parse it and do computations on it and finally produce nice little shiny graphs and statistics that managers love so much. We use it on a Windows platform and it sucks. If it doesn't have enough data it does not work. If it lost the connection it does not work.No helpful error messages, just "No data to fetch". Even if it works, it doesn't work! Well, you catch my drift.
You have been warned. Stay away and wipe the term Business Objects completely from your memory if you want to be happy.
Aah, I miss the "confirm you're not a script"
pfft. I have already improved on it. .
I call it the Hi,World program. It's shorter and runs faster than Hello,World
I'm sorry.
1.I upgraded the Bios on my Aibo and it went berzerk and ate my homework.
2.The engine management chip on my mom's SUV malfunctioned and the car would not start this morning.
3.My PC got a virus and erased my homework.
4.I have been diagnosed with a braiin fungus that affects my short-term memory. Why didn't I do what again?
5.I had too much homework and I also work in a sweatshop after school to support my alcoholic waitress mother and her druggie boyfriend.
Reminds me of the old joke that the # in C# stands for 'rap' . C'rap' ...
To confirm you're not a script:
Uuuhm, these characters are getting almost impossible to read now.
Apparently, you only have to do it if you're a bad person.
What ? You guys get characters to type?
I get calculus formulas and hieroglyphic symbols that I have to decipher to prove I'm not a script.
Lucky bastards! Maybe I've been real bad.
I swear they're making it harder and harder every day.
And on-topic: Oooooohh!! IIS 7 !!! Yay!!!!
*runs around the room with hands in the air*
wash their hands after eating before hopping on the conole/computer
Aaah, that's one of my favourite family games.
We always hop on the conole after supper. If you hop like a bunny you fall off quicker.And we all know how slippery conoles are. I wish we could afford a games conSole.
:
Bloody hell! These characters are really getting harder and harder to read! It really sucks!
It actually reminded me of the Monty Python dead parrot sketch.
Anywaze, Death from above dude...
PS: These fucking confirmion characters are getting harder and harder to read! It sucks!
Alright!!!
My dream has come true. A direct link on slashdot to a picture of dead cows against a beutiful backdrop.
Now I can die happy! Wait... Those cows look very peaceful. Maybe they're just resting.
Bloody hell!
That's a very cool idea!
Just imagine if Sony made the PS3 (or PS4 after they've ironed out all the bugs and did some further development) so versatile that it evolved from being only a games machine to something that companies can buy and run linux clusters on.
Imagine it not only having enough *oomph* to draw games graphics really well, but in cluster formation it can outshine other hardware configurations for number crunching or data pushing. That would be really sweet, but I can't figure out if it will push the price up or drive it down.And IT staff might sneak 1 or 2 out of the server room to play games on at home.
So, your computer should be more powerful than your brain by 2030.
Dude,
By 2030 my potplant will be smarter than my brain.
Oh, the tragedy of alcohol abuse and growing old...
there has *never* been a sexy female soccer player
Hey,not true.
I've seen "Bend it like Beckham".
Oh, that only happens in movies you say?...
But seriously.Once it gets approved for airport security, other public places will probably follow.Imagine finding those things at train stations, department stores etc... That's bad.
LOL!
That one was even better than mine!
PS: How many people have "failed to prove they're human" while drunk..?
I'm one of them! Dude, I can hardly read the letters while sober. Try staring at a monitor for 16 hours a day with fucked-up contacts.
The agony!!!
Hello. Today is stardate 26-05-2005
I work for a large company. We are greedy, we steal and we overprice our products.
Today I had meetings about how we can enter other markets by utilizing our evil techniques.
I also tried to get a gmail account, but my name was already taken.
Tomorrow I will think of a new way to charge customers for all the security holes in our software. An antivirus combined with spyware-removal tool updated daily by my company maybe? hmm. I like that. I hope nobody reads these blogs. That's all for today
William Gates.
PS: I hate this FSCKING "confirm your not a script"!
I mean, who knows what Bill calls Melinda's private parts?
uuhm. Unknown exception?
Despite early rumours that the reason for Bill G's wealth was the fact that he caught a leprachaun, it just turned out to be Steve Balmer in his payamas..
Yes, Also remember to load your IPX/SPX drivers for those old games. Use himem if you can...
But isn't that illegal?
You are going to make jesus cry.
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I only have 2 comments:
1. Unless it's rendered and updated in real-time, I won't be interested.
2. Hey, who's that up on the roof smoking a joint! I have a shirt like that! Oops!
And off-topic:
Bah! I can hardly read the stupid letters to confirm I'm human. I can only read times new roman...
hehehe. I can already see myself filling the thing with piss and letting it loose somewhere in a shopping centre.
I think it's a nice hack. Despite the fact that it only lasts a little while and you need power for your monitor.
I think it would be REALLY nice if you could find another empty mac mini case and stack more batteries, a small LCD display and a foldable keyboard in there and stack the two on top of each other. All you need then is a small cable running from the real mac to your power-box.(power-mac?) and voila!
Yeah, but Office XP has auto-save. How cool is that?!
I know... I know.. I'll go stand in the naughty corner.