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Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes

ryanjm writes "Microsoft has decided to drop the "my" prefixes for Longhorn. Instead of "My Computer," it will be just just plain simple "Computer". "

1,037 comments

  1. Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by daniil · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can't wait what they'll come up with next!

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    1. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Hey, it's Microsoft innovation at its finest! ;-)

    2. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Clay+Pigeon+-TPF-VS- · · Score: 2, Informative

      http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=23601 The inquirer had an article about this a couple of days ago.

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    3. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Talking+Goat · · Score: 1

      Actually, I want to know who "they" is, actually. I didn't see a single MS source cited... Rumor mill at it again?

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    4. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by shamowfski · · Score: 4, Funny

      Next, they'll remove "Computer" and "Documents". Leaving you to navigate a virtual quagmire of ""'s and the ever elusive "". Crazy "" always where least expect it. Right beneath "".

    5. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by CKnight · · Score: 1

      Probably replace it with "This". I always thought that name would be correct more often than "My".

    6. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by KiloByte · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Our computer" (old "My computer")
      "Collective" (old "Network neighbourhood")
      "Contact with the masses" (old "Internet" -> MSIE)

      Toss in a red-and-yellow UI theme, a sicle&hammer icon and the Internationale playing in the background...

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      The creatures outside looked from Alt-Right to Antifa; but already it was impossible to say which was which.
    7. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Some_Llama · · Score: 1

      " "Our computer" (old "My computer")"

      OR with the new DRM schemes it will soon be:
      "Their Computer" (old Our computer)

    8. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 0, Redundant


      Scotty: Computer. Computer?
      [Bones hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
      Scotty: Hello, computer.
      Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
      Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

    9. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by mishmash · · Score: 1

      My Documents --> Documents ????

    10. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that is why they want to remove the My? How clever you are and you didn't know it. With the hitting on the head that these files are "My" files soon to be not your files but your rented files how can they be stored in My Music when the files are not yours but theirs..... ooo fun stuff you guys fun stuff.

    11. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 5, Funny

      "Our computer" (old "My computer")

      Actually, that's the next step. They get us used to just "Computer" and "Documents", then they'll change to "Our Computer" and "Our Documents" as they gradually take control of everything on the computer. Then the ultimate in simplification. You'll boot the computer and, instead of icons, you get:

      All your base are belong to us.

    12. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Intron · · Score: 1

      I always assumed its what Bill Gates believed. If Windows runs on it, its My Computer.

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      Intron: the portion of DNA which expresses nothing useful.
    13. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's a great PR move. I've currently got 'my' computer at home named, 'my frustration,' and the network neighborhood named, "my networked frustrations"... My naming conventions are going to be broken now, I dunno what I'm going to do. 'Frustration' is just so cloyingly poetic I can't bring myself to use it, and I've lost the irony in 'my frustration,' so I'm at a loss.

      Maybe I'll be able to switch OS's by the time Longhorn comes out and still play all the games I want to play now.

    14. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Damn...someone beat me to it...

    15. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by swv3752 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The GNOME and KDE folks will file a patent on calling a desktop icon "Computer" and sue Microsoft. Now that would be funny.

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    16. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Skirwan · · Score: 1
      Damn...someone beat me to it...
      And remarkably, it wasn't funny when he posted it either.
    17. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1

      Come on, that scene is funny every time...

    18. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Mad_Rain · · Score: 1

      It IS a brilliant strategy - they're likely to make boatloads of cash on this deal:

      Step 1. Change names of the icons.
      Step 2. Confuse their end-users.
      Step 3. CHARGE FOR HELPDESK CALLS AND RE-TRAINING!
      Step 4. Profit!

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    19. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      The MyDoom virus will also be renamed, confusing some video game players.

    20. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by value_added · · Score: 1

      Well, to be fair, the article states:

      The "My" prefix was apparently an attempt to create a personal connection between people and their computers at a time when the idea of using a computer might have been forbidding.

      Personally, the "My" prefix struck me as infantile and insulting, but to the degree it distinguished content in the home directory (vs. the disorganised mess I'll refer to as the 'System' directory -- which, for Microsoft, seems to be pretty much anything), the concept had some merit.

      The overlooked question is whether Microsoft will institute a saner shell folder structure more akin to what's found elsewhere. Removing overlong directory names would go a long way, and removing spaces from those names and announcing the person in charge for coming up with that scheme was fired would also help.

      As for what consitutes a home directory, I'll promise not to laugh if Microsoft also decides that implementing a permission structure where the user is automagically the owner of those files (without requiring yet another registry edit).

      I'll not hold my breath, however. The sanest approach has historically always been to work around the limitations imposed by Microsoft whenever and wherever possible. A customised install defining Documents and Settings to Users, and Program Files to Programs will no doubt be as necessary in Longhorn as it is for 2000/XP.

    21. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      Before firefox came along, Internet Exploder was on every machine I used.

      One curiosity in Windows XP, my missus arranges her icons by filetype, and since she has (finally) given in and changed to FF, the icon no longer sits on the first row (about fifth down). I think this is because IE used a custom icon, which wasn't an executable filetype.

      Does anyone know how I can keep Firefox in a specific place whilst still being able to arrange the other icons? (my current solution has been to rename it "_Internet" but its unsightly)

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    22. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by harley_frog · · Score: 1
      Then the ultimate in simplification. You'll boot the computer and, instead of icons, you get: All your base are belong to us.

      *applause*

      That has to be the best use of that phrase, ever. If I had mod points, I'd gladly give you one.

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    23. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      There's a registry hack to rename the "my computer" icon anything you want to. There's another for renamingthe "my network" icon as well.

    24. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by rp8774 · · Score: 1

      Someone please mod this funny :)

    25. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Are you asking for a way to 'lock' firefox's icon to a particular spot on the desktop, and subsequently be able to sort / arrange all the other icons on your desktop? IE's special place on the desktop is the result of its being incorporated deeply into the operating system - that's no ordinary shortcut, right there. It'd take a particular type of program, is my guess, to lock firefox to the middle of your desktop. I'd suggest just using the quicklaunch from the taskbar. Or renaming your shortcut to 1 - Mozilla Firefox / A Mozilla Firefox. But these are both workarounds, and not the 'ctrl-rtclick-hop three steps to the right-hammer on the c key three times- and you're good' hint you want.

    26. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by jaysones · · Score: 1

      "This Documents" doesn't have the same ring to it.

    27. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by bonehead · · Score: 1

      The part that always bothered me about that scene was that when he started using the keyboard, he was actually a pretty fast typist.

      Where would he have ever had the need to develop those skills?

    28. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by scovetta · · Score: 1

      With the incredible quality of Internet Explorer, "My Computer" is really "HaX0r's Computer" anyway.

      As dumb as this is, I noticed something odd the other day. If you browse to a share \\foo\c$\Documents and Settings\username, you'll see "{username}'s Documents" instead of My Documents. I thought "My Documents" was just a plain directory name. If you happen to create a folder named {username}'s Documents locally and then browse to it via a share, you see two folders with the same name.

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    29. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Where would he have ever had the need to develop those skills?

      Yeah, and what if Dvorak became the standard?

    30. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by fa2k · · Score: 1

      It'll be there with the new MS WinFS. It's how they force you into the evil world of metadata Search!

    31. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by NickFortune · · Score: 1

      What? You thought that meant "your" computer? I always reckoned it was supposed to mean "Bill's Computer"

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    32. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by CKnight · · Score: 1

      "This Documents" doesn't have the same ring to it.

      No it doesn't, I was still on "Computer". Don't rush me.

    33. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Suicyco · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the imaginary world of star trek.

      You do realize its not real, right? Its just an entertaining movie? That scene was hilarious.

      What, his typing speed is what actually bothered you? How about his instant knowledge of MAC molecular modeling software, knowing the entire mac interface, making invisibile aluminum, etc. etc. THAT all made sense, but how did he type so fast?

      And we all know you can travel in time by flying around the sun! And that giant whale creatures fly through space and kill planets....

      But man - theres NO WAY he could type that fast! Its all bullshit I tell you!

    34. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Le+Marteau · · Score: 1

      Where would he have ever had the need to develop those skills?

      Probably at secretarial school, because Doohan certainly didn't go to acting school. That guy makes Carrot Top look like Laurence Olivier.

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    35. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "_Internet"? Why not "_Internet_", so it looks intentional?

    36. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't wait what they'll come up with next!

      H4X0r3d Computer

    37. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by lintux · · Score: 1

      Actually, in the Dutch version of Windows it's called "Deze Computer", which indeed means "This Computer".

      And indeed in this case it sounds slightly more sane to me. Just "Computer" sounds a bit odd to me, if you ask me they should change it into the machine's hostname.

    38. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yes, becuase in soviet redmond documents own you.

    39. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Deekin_Scalesinger · · Score: 1

      From when HIS computer fucked up in the 23rd century :)

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    40. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      This was actually a much-exalted feature shown at the WinHEC conference by a slightly hyperactive demostrator. (Which really makes this whole article old news: WinHEC was April).

      See for yourself -- the WinHEC keynote webcast is here:

      http://www.microsoft.com/events/executives/billgat es.mspx
      Just scroll down till you see "Bill Gates Keynote from WinHEC 2005"

      [ PS -- Completely off-topic, but can someone tell me how to link a word or phrase to a url? I only know how to put the full thing in from the posting page or the faq. Thanks! ]

    41. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      See "The Far Side"

      Woman opening the door to a room to see a man on the phone:

      "So, Herbert, you're the "they" in "that's what they say!")

    42. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Use the A html tag.

    43. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      copying Apple again.

    44. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by MarcosL · · Score: 1

      On Windows, the computer is not yours since the internet days began!!! Ahhh, thank god for SP2... Wonder why I switched to Mac where no "My" is used. Oh, I remembered now, OS X does have important changes...

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    45. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      So you can use standard HTML for links, I wasn't sure. Thanks.

      Note: Posting Anon to keep this below normal viewing threshold.

    46. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Simple, "The Collective's Computer"

      and "The Collective's Documents"

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      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    47. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering many PCs are zombies, spambots, and what-not this looks like a natural step.
      1. My Computer
      2. Computer
      3. Zombie/Spam-bot
      4. Somebody else's bit*h

      "My documents"? With system/apps crashes and (cheap) hardware failures it should be named "Temporary Docs".

      If they wanna move forward the should place the following folder inside "My documents"
      1. My stolen music
      2. DRM-dirty music from the RIAA
      3. Evil torrent files

    48. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by WD_40 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Or you can right-click on them and select 'Rename'. Alternatively, you can highlight it and press F2, also allowing you to rename it.

      --

      "With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine." -- RFC 1925

    49. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by rsearle · · Score: 1

      Or you could, you know, right-click the icon and choose "rename". Just like every other icon on the desktop.

    50. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by pv2b · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure about Windows (haven't used that seriously in years), but on a Mac, you can prefix the name with a space and have it appear first in the listing. Almost invisible, but still slightly annoying if you're pedantic. :-)

    51. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by ttldkns · · Score: 1

      and if a space doesnt work, the ASCII null character does. Hold ALT and type 255 on the num pad, used to be a good way to hide things as explorer couldnt read it. I miss the good old days.

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    52. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by dcraigw · · Score: 1

      In Windows Explorer, if you're at C:\Documents and Settings\Some User, you'll see "Some User's Documents" listed. Opening this changes the path in the address bar to C:\Documents and Settings\Some User\My Documents, not C:\Documents and Settings\Some User\Some User's Documents. Also, a directory listing with "dir" shows "My Documents" instead of "Some User's Documents", so it seems that the actual directory's name is "My Documents" for all users, and that this is sometimes shown as "Some User's Documents" in Windows Explorer to avoid (or cause) confusion.

    53. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what I got out of it too, except I was thinking "MPAA's Computer."

    54. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by alw53 · · Score: 1

      They always reminded me of "My Pretty Pony" which was a toy my daughter played with when she was 2. So I renamed them all: "My Pretty Network Places", "My Pretty Computer", "My Pretty Documents", etc.

    55. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by rcamera · · Score: 1

      if you change it to the host name, the poor support guy will not be able to walk the user through the process of finding a file. "ok - double click on the EELAB4035A icon, then C:, ... etc". this is particuarly bad if the user doesn't know the hostname of the machine they're sitting in front of (ie: typical user).

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    56. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by rramdin · · Score: 1, Funny

      I like how you responded to the AC, considering your sig. Commendable.

    57. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      Note: Posting Anon to keep this below normal viewing threshold.


      No you aint :P And while I'm at it....

      Note: If you post AC, I refuse to respond. Log in FFS.


      Look to see what you just responded to....
    58. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Minna+Kirai · · Score: 1

      Just like every other icon on the desktop.

      Then rename the "Recycle Bin" for me, smart guy.

    59. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      This is why microsoft will release the 'mysomething' extension to windows.

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    60. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Rhodes69 · · Score: 1

      Will they change their name to "Crow Soft"?

    61. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by goldenratiophi · · Score: 1

      Or how about this? "Comrade Computers"

    62. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've had a post go from +5 insightful to 0 flamebait in 6 hours. The moderation system is broken.

      I just read the post you're talking about. I don't think it was flamebait. Retarded, to be sure, but not flamebait.

    63. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      The overlooked question is whether Microsoft will institute a saner shell folder structure more akin to what's found elsewhere. Removing overlong directory names would go a long way, and removing spaces from those names and announcing the person in charge for coming up with that scheme was fired would also help.


      There are many people who think that doing just the opposite makes things more sane. I guess it probably comes down to the slow typists vs. the people with poor memory...

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    64. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by ssssmemyself · · Score: 1

      I'm actually glad about this change. It requires putting quotes around all sorts of MS-DOS commands. Otherwise you can end up with really confusing errors, such as: "Could not find the file C:\My"

    65. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is just the first step in microsoft controlling our computers

    66. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ZOMG internet what will you come up with next?

    67. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by syousef · · Score: 1

      "Our computer" (old "My computer")
      "Collective" (old "Network neighbourhood")
      "Contact with the masses" (old "Internet" -> MSIE)

      More like:
      Microsoft's Computer
      Microsoft's Computers
      http://www.microsoft.com/

      and a new one:
      billg ownz u.

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    68. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
      Yeah, as in "My EULA", the one to which you were forced to agree even before you unwrapped the cellophane.

      I've seen a couple of examples of this in other contexts. The choice of language is quite deliberate, albeit painfully convoluted at times. For example, bank machines refer to "my bank card" even though they may simultaneously prompt concerning "your account".

      The reason, as I've heard the story told, is that the card actually belongs to the bank, not to you, and the bank wants to keep it that way. So it must be careful not to create any impression of having given the card to you by referring to it as "your" card.

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    69. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course the moderation system is broken. Here's a simple fix; only allow modding up.

    70. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by value_added · · Score: 1

      There are many people who think that doing just the opposite makes things more sane. I guess it probably comes down to the slow typists vs. the people with poor memory...

      Slow typists? Don't think so. I type close to 100 when inspired, so I'd be the last to complain. Anybody who would advocate the opposite is blithely unaware of the shell quoting voodoo issues when dealing with spaces in file/dir names. And that's before a few single or double quotes or escape characters are thrown into the confused mess of colons, dashes, slashes required of most all Microsoft programs. And all hidden files/dirs that litter the windows dir, yeah, we don't need to concern themselves with those, at all, do we. ;-)

    71. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > Can't wait what they'll come up with next!

      "The Computer that I use", following the linguistic conventions of the planet Anarres(*) as using words like "my" and "mine" tends to create an unhealthy attitude of possessiveness.

      (*) _The Dispossessed_ Ursula K. Le Guin.

    72. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by throughthewire · · Score: 1
      ...if you ask me they should change it into the machine's hostname.

      They might not, but you can:

      1. Start->Run->Regedt32.exe
      2. Navigate to HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Curre ntVersion\Explorer\CLSID\
      3. If you do not see a subkey named {20D04FE0-3AEA-1069-A2D8-08002B30309D}, make one.
      4. If the subkey already existed, it may contain a <No Name> value with a REG_SZ data type. Delete that value/data pair.
      5. Edit->Add Value... to create a value named <No Name> with a data type of REG_EXPAND_SZ.
      6. In the String Editor window, paste: User: %USERNAME% on: %COMPUTERNAME% and click OK
      7. Minimize Registry Editor, click on the desktop, and press F5.
      8. Enjoy.

      Note that this only changes the behavior in your profile; for a multi-user machine, you'll want to make the same change logged on as each different user. Select the subkey you edited in Registry Editor, choose Registry->Save Subtree As..., and save it as personalcomputer.reg . Now each user can simply double-click the .reg file to add the change to his or her profile.

      Make the same changes as above to HKEY_USERS\.DEFAULT\Software\Microsoft\Windows\Cur re ntVersion\Explorer\CLSID\ and new users will automatically inherit the change.

      DISCLAIMER: Careless and/or ignorant editing of the registry can be an effective way to completely hose your machine. If in doubt, don't touch. If you screw it up, don't blame me - and I almost certainly will not be able to help you fix it. Backups are your friend.

    73. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by unitron · · Score: 1

      Is there an echo in here?

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    74. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by unitron · · Score: 1

      Yep, there's definitely an echo in here!

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      I see even classic Slashdot is now pretty much unusable on dial up anymore.

    75. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > then they'll change to "Our Computer" and "Our Documents"

      Welcome to 1986. Or so......

    76. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by LoztInSpace · · Score: 2
      yeah, we don't need to concern themselves with those, at all, do we
      No. The 99% of users who are not developers do not give a rat's arse about how hard it is for you to write a shell script. They like being able to call a spreadsheet "2005 End Of Year Accounts", "List of issues outstanding on project Dogs Cock" etc.
      As long as you can write a script to handle spaces in filename you just have to treat it being a little bit harder as one of those things. Tough luck.
    77. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by HrothgarReborn · · Score: 1

      And we all know you can travel in time by flying around the sun!

      Dude they established this in The Original Series. Spock even explains how a lot of it works. I don't get what your argument is.

      How about his instant knowledge of MAC molecular modeling software, knowing the entire mac interface

      Come on its a Mac. You don't need to learn anything the UI just works.

    78. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by mpdolan37 · · Score: 1

      I think it was superman who further proved this theory when he reversed time by flying around the earth really really fast.

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      Facts are useless, they can be used to prove anything.
    79. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is there an echo in here?

    80. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Null537 · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia computer contacts you.

    81. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by kikta · · Score: 1
      ...he reversed time by flying around the earth really really fast
      ...backwards!



      Otherwise, it would be just plain silly, of course.
    82. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by MadGravity · · Score: 1

      Well who's dang computer is it anyways? Mine!!! //bob

    83. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Biogenesis · · Score: 1

      "Microsoft's Computer"

    84. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, for me, this is the first real reason to upgrade from XP to Longhorn.

    85. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by storm916 · · Score: 0

      Always did find that uppidy cat annoying...

      Parker
      The First Alien Movie

    86. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by grokster · · Score: 1

      The chair in front of the computer will be labelled, "My User"...

    87. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by mydigitalself · · Score: 1

      What's next you say? Hopefully they will get rid of this idea that music, videos and pictures are NOT documents and shouldn't live inside the "Documents" folder.

    88. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1
      Actually, with all the tossing around of claims that switching to a different (potentially easier-to-use) OS is so confusing, I'm surprised they're being so hypercritical.

      Oh, wait, no I'm not.

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    89. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll change their name to Crosoft in Windows in Spanish (since My is written as Mi).

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      Small potatoes make the steak look bigger.

    90. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by dep01 · · Score: 1

      I was honestly waiting for these items to be renamed very non-specificly like "Things" and "Stuff" and "Places"

      "Ok now go to your places.."
      "Right click on stuff... now drag that to things... THERE!"

      --
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    91. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by elrous0 · · Score: 1
      then they'll change to "Our Computer" and "Our Documents"

      And, ultimately, to "Microsoft's Computer" and "Microsoft's Documents."

      -Eric

      --
      SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
    92. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was transparent aluminum, not invisible! Jeez, Star Trek isn't that rediculous...

    93. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by SecondHand · · Score: 1

      I'll be "MS' Computer"

    94. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Thomas+Henden · · Score: 1

      Why not 'your computer', 'your documents', 'your videos' etc?

      No, wait - with DRM in the BIOS already, that would be wrong!

      It should of course be 'our computer', 'our documents', 'our videos' etc since they soon will be locked by DRM in the BIOS or even in the processor. Then perhaps Linux should take over those 'My Folder' names and tell people that yeah, those documents are really 'your documents'.

    95. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The guy's handler is "bonehead". Give him a break.

    96. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by rikkards · · Score: 1

      I think if you open the ntuser.dat file in the All Users folder by using "Load Hive" in regedit. It may work. (No idea haven't tried)

    97. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by RemovableBait · · Score: 1

      Congratulations on your perceptions. There was little point in cluttering Slashdot with a reply saying "Sorry, I forgot to tick the box", then explaining that to keep the whole thread under threshold I was posting AC, but it was really me...

      Look to see what you just responded to...

      Indeed, look what i'm responding to now. I ask myself, what's the point? If the AC person has something valuable to say/raises a point, then I may respond. If the AC person just jabbers nonsense, as most usually do, I may not. In this case, and the case before, these were slighly different. They were responses to questions that I asked, or moderated up to visible level. Should my sig clarify? Does it really need to be any more cluttered? No, the point still gets across to most people: LOG IN and stand behind your opinion, unless you have a damn good reason to post AC.

    98. Re:Brilliant! Simply brilliant! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah, *that* will fix it. good thinking.

  2. Uh oh... by johndierks · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will I know whose files they are?

    1. Re:Uh oh... by Juice2504 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter with all the security holes everyone else will be able to read them anyway. :)

      (Joke)

    2. Re:Uh oh... by grumpyman · · Score: 1

      Actually, it can also contain network/shared drives from other computers. So you weren't able to tell even before Longhorn.

    3. Re:Uh oh... by InvaderSkooge · · Score: 1

      To be perfectly honest, I always had trouble with who the "me" was for the "My" in "My Computer". It's fine when I tell someone that my C drive is located under My Computer, but most of the time, it's the monitor which represents the name "My Computer" to me. This would seem to imply that it is the monitor, or the OS, whose computer I am browsing. But if partition my harddrive for a dual boot, the partition that doesn't belong to Windows is also in Windows's computer. Not to mention the trouble with assigning ownership of hardware to software. My Documents complicates it further. If I have two accounts, My Documents on Account1 is Account1's Documents on Account2. Yet when I created an account on my dad's laptop when I went to his house for christmas, and discovered that his computer was My Computer, (like My Documents and in contrast to Randy's Documents), this didn't make him amenable to the idea that I take it back home with me.

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    4. Re:Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " How will I know whose files they are?"

      Since your locking up your date in a proprietary file format, they arn't your files. They are Microsoft's files. Just like your computer will become theirs with Longhorn.

  3. My My... by nweaver · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My My, what a shocking change....

    I guess it means that with the new DRM technology, it really IS no longer your computer.

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    1. Re:My My... by robbyjo · · Score: 1

      it really IS no longer your computer.

      No, but I think that implies the computer is being 0wn3d. ;)

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    2. Re:My My... by capt.Hij · · Score: 1
      Yeah it's easy to say that after you hear what someone else did. But take note from the article:

      The technique seems especially outdated now that computers and technology have become such a normal part of everyday life, Naomi Baron, an American University Latest News about American University linguistics professor told the Post-Intelligencer.

      This took someone with one of them thar pee-ach-dee's to figure this thing out. So don't be so smug!

    3. Re:My My... by Rei · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The thought of having your operating system "expire" on you if you don't pay a renewal fee (the ultimate DRM concept) is rather frightening, to say the least. I think that would actually be something disturbing enough to your average person to get them to consider alternative operating systems.

      If they ever manage subscription-only operating systems, it would be tempting to make a "Donnie Darko" theme with an animated background: a scrawled-on arm whose numbers count down till the end of your license.

      --
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    4. Re:My My... by MikeyLikesIt! · · Score: 1

      FYI - the letter "H" is spelled aitch... Just in case you ever need to spell out pee-aitch-dee again :-)

      --

      I dunno... What do you wanna do?

    5. Re:My My... by timeOday · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You don't like the change away from "My"?

      I do. "My" annoyed me from the first time I saw Windows 95. "My" before everything is childish, superfluous, and not necessarily factual.

    6. Re:My My... by emandres · · Score: 1

      Would hallucinations of a rabbit come free with that theme, or would you have to subscribe to them in addition?

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    7. Re:My My... by nirnimesh · · Score: 1

      Long time M$ realized that the windows was never MY-ne anyway. Bizarringly astounding innovation. This can be quoted as one of the 10 top reasons for upgrading to Longhorn.

    8. Re:My My... by diegocgteleline.es · · Score: 1

      what about "my documents", etc?

    9. Re:My My... by Rei · · Score: 1

      The edition comes with a piece of hardware - a knife that when you stab your screen with it, you get ripples across the desktop.

      The rabbit replaces Clippy. Asks you things like "Have You Ever Seen A Bullet Point?"

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    10. Re:My My... by nugneant · · Score: 1

      Wishful thinking. You're dealing with a group that thinks nothing of "renewing" their cable-TV operating system every month, of buying a new car every year or so, of purchasing "use-once-and-destroy" goods, of spending around $1,000 to ensure each of their children gets the best out of their "free" education. To say nothing of "low monthly payments" on the Home Shopping Network.

      Soon "updating Windows" will come to mean "putting in your credit card info every three months for the latest $29.95 payment". Remember the Derek Smart / Battlecruiser 2.0 debacle? It could happen.

      Whether or not it does happen relies mostly on Bill Gates not getting sick and tired of the latest "autism scare" and/or deciding to be the nicest guy a man of his position is afforded.

    11. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean grad students, don't you?

      That's like the fox guarding the henhouse.

      There is a great amount of discipline that can be learned from doing homework. There is almost a direct one-to-one correlation between doing homework and excelling in classes. Having the ability to trudge through what sometimes seems to be busywork leads to stronger self-control and greater self-confidence when the grade reports come out and all that work has paid off.

      If you believe that school is not in the business of molding the characters of students into strong, self-confident, law-abiding citizens, then I could see how you'd rather they did nothing but play.

    12. Re:My My... by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

      It's also a pain in the ass when trying to support somebody over the phone.

      "Okay, open up 'my computer'"
      "How do I get to your computer?"

      Arrrrrrrgh.

    13. Re:My My... by darkjedi521 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The thought of having your operating system "expire" on you if you don't pay a renewal fee (the ultimate DRM concept) is rather frightening, to say the least. I think that would actually be something disturbing enough to your average person to get them to consider alternative operating systems.

      DEC/Compaq/HP have been doing that for years. If you let your VMS OS and application licenses lapse, the system locks you out. You can only login on the system console, the network stack won't load (due to expired license), and any licensed apps won't run. Its been done before, is being done, and will continue to be done for quite some time.

    14. Re:My My... by Lisandro · · Score: 1

      what about "my documents", etc?

      Nnnnope! Not yours either! But thanks for playing.

    15. Re:My My... by Epistax · · Score: 1

      The way I see it, they are no longer belittling us.

    16. Re:My My... by ultramkancool · · Score: 0

      I'm willing to accept this... Assuming They're gonna buy my computer and hope I don't change the OS

    17. Re:My My... by pi42 · · Score: 1

      You could think of single-purpose boxes with a subscription fee like a Tivo as computers with an OS that expires.

      That would be how an expiring OS gets sneaked onto consumers--just integrate subscription services closely enough with the OS (integrated antivirus? media options? you name it..) and do it bit by bit. I think that that kind of treachery could pull the wool over people's eyes pretty well.

    18. Re:My My... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I thought the first time I saw it. I thought it sounded like a whiny little kid making sure that the whole world knew that this was his friggin' computer. It also made it a pain to do anything in the command line. You either had to type a long, escaped directory name, or you had to do crap like "cd Micros~1" If they're smart, they'll change the other obnoxious system-critical directories too (like maybe they could call "Documents and Settings" something sane like "home" and "Program Files" could be something like "bin").

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    19. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harvey?

    20. Re:My My... by LiquidCoooled · · Score: 1

      I have given up trying to ambiguous on the telephone, and have instead resorted to "ok, on your screen in front of you, I want you to double click on the 'My computer' icon."

      After a few times of this, you can usually ease up and just tell them to double click on my computer.

      MS really hit the jackpot with that one.

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    21. Re:My My... by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      Was it every your computer in the first place?

      Technically, you paid for the physical tangible machine, and that is yours. The EULA could be worded in such a crafted way along with the DRM that you risk getting sued by microsoft or any 3rd party just for booting into windows. Of course, microsoft is not just going to go around suing people, but I'm pessimistic enough to believe that just because you clicked on 'yes I agree', it gives them the right if you displease them enough to walk up and haul your computer away without any compensation. I think the EULA is so nasty, you're lucky to get away with simply pushing the start button.

    22. Re:My My... by Nivoset · · Score: 1

      remember? AIM/AOL owns them via ever being transmitted over there "internet"


      or have i missed an article and/or something close to that?

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    23. Re:My My... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      Wishful thinking. You're dealing with a group that thinks nothing of "renewing" their cable-TV operating system every month, of buying a new car every year or so, of purchasing "use-once-and-destroy" goods, of spending around $1,000 to ensure each of their children gets the best out of their "free" education. To say nothing of "low monthly payments" on the Home Shopping Network.

      Don't forget the Swiffer. With environmental this and environmental that everywhere you look, and recycling programs everywhere, someone invents a replacement for nigh-infinitely reusable mop and broom involving a disposable diaper on the end of a stick, throws in some slick marketing, and people eat it up.

      There is not a chance in hell that people will reject subscription operating systems. They are stupid sheep that take what they are given and break their backs so they can afford whatever crap they are told they want.

      --
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    24. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always thought it reflected how posessive Microsoft was. Maybe they figured with all the DRM in Longhorn it wasn't necessary to rub it in anymore.

      I can just picture Bill sitting at his desk thinking, "MY Computer, MY Documents, MY Music, MY Videos. It's MINE, all MINE. AHAHAHAHAHAHA"

    25. Re:My My... by mattgreen · · Score: 1

      "bin" is a horrible name. There is no need to have such unnecessarily short names. "Programs" would do just fine. "Documents and Settings" is too long, perhaps just "Users" would be fine.

    26. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's Al Gore's Internet, you clod!

    27. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is if you use a command prompt.

    28. Re:My My... by wayne606 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and see how much market share VMS and OSF/1 has now... The days are long past when the OS can be considered a significant value-added component that you can charge for on a subscription basis.

    29. Re:My My... by wayne606 · · Score: 1

      That's silly - it's the data feed from Tivo you are paying for...

      The day M$ starts charging a monthly or yearly fee is the day they lose 30% of their market share to Lindows or some such free alternative overnight.

    30. Re:My My... by Nivoset · · Score: 1

      no, remember, aol/aim owns everything that goes through there internet pathways. so it hasn't been your anything for years!



      or did i miss something.

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    31. Re:My My... by Tharkban · · Score: 1

      I like my bin. Then again I like my cd, ls, rm, cp, mv, vi, su, dd, df, ln, ps, sh, and wc too. Short commands are nice, sure the learning curve is a little higher, but typing programs every time I want to get to bin would be that much more annoying.

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    32. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd just type 'pr' then hit the tab key and let it autocomplete.

    33. Re:My My... by HAKdragon · · Score: 1

      That's what I love about OS X. The folders that are visible to the user maked things super easy to naviage. (most of the more unix-y things like /etc and /bin are hidden from Finder). There are a total of four folders in / that are visible, and those are Users, System, Applications, and Library. It just seems so clear and well thought out to me. Applications is much clearer than /bin (and I'm not even going to mention other bin folders, which only server to further confuse new users).

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    34. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I ran a university Windows lab, I had a small registry/shell script that would change all the "My"s to "Not Your"s...

      Just my helpful reminder to the students prior to them bringing in (and dumped all over) a 32 ounce coke onto a computer. (Which is actually what sparked me making the change one late night.)

    35. Re:My My... by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      That is, of course, why God invented tab completion.

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    36. Re:My My... by maxume · · Score: 1

      How odd that Linux and bsd are doing so poorly in the server business.

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    37. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The way I see it, they are no longer belittling us.

      They are only changing the names. The system is still belittling.

    38. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do. "My" annoyed me from the first time I saw Windows 95. "My" before everything is childish, superfluous, and not necessarily factual.

      I like "my documents". I hate when Microsoft decides to go with one standard and totally switch for no reason other than "we like it better".

      Like between 95 and 98, making find "search" but keeping F as the keystroke to get to it. While on the one hand it was good they established that "find" was related to the internet and "search" was related to your local machine. But on the other this is not very helpful because no one knows the difference and ends up confusing people when the say "I can't find find, there is no find".

      Moving "options" to tools is another example. Microsoft seemed hip to change the existing place for "options". And chances are they'll switch back one of these days just to bug me.

      I'm more fond of sticking to a given standard than switching every few years.

    39. Re:My My... by Graabein · · Score: 2, Informative
      > If you let your VMS OS and application licenses lapse

      I call bullshit. You could get (usually free) time limited evaluation licenses, but if you purchased a regular license there was no termination date on it. Hence it didn't "lapse".

      You could check this by looking at the license with the LICENSE utility ($ LIC LIST/FULL <license name>). Look for the line with "termination date", like this:

      PAK Termination Date: (none)

      That's not to say that proprietary software and restrictive licenses don't suck big hairy toads.

      --
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    40. Re:My My... by darkjedi521 · · Score: 1
      All my license keys have a termination date of 08-JUN-2005, plus termination date is one of the prompts when running LICENSE REGISTER. I do admit I'm not using a commercial VMS license though. From one of my license paks:
      $ LICENSE REGISTER OPENVMS-ALPHA -
      /ACTIVITY=A -
      /AUTHORIZATION=*DELETED* -
      /DATE=08-JUN-2005 -
      /HARDWARE_ID=NI63803BE6 -
      /ISSUER=DECUS -
      /OPTIONS=(NO_SHARE) -
      /PRODUCER=DEC -
      /TERMINATION=08-JUN-2005 -
      /UNITS=0 -
      /CHECKSUM=*DELETED*
    41. Re:My My... by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      Any illegal declaration placed in a EULA is void in court.

      Stand for your rights, nobody else will that's for sure.

      --
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    42. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I do admit I'm not using a commercial VMS license though.

      Well, about if you have a nice can of STFU then!

    43. Re:My My... by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      Any illegal declaration placed in a EULA is void in court.

      How often are contracts worded in such a way as to give one party an unfair advantage?

      e.g. insurance policies might have a clause that essentially says "You're covered by natural disasters", and 5 paragraphs down, it could say, "We reserve the right to cancel this contract in the event of extensive environmental catastrophe" (Ok, I'm not a lawyer and they have their own speak but more or less with that intent).

      The point here being that if a metorite were to crash through your front window and set the house on fire, they'd probably cover it, but if a hurricane or tornado goes through which causes millions of dollars, the insurance company might say "We exercise our right not to pay up, so you're screwed buddy.".

      I'm just saying that what many people would consider legally one thing, there are enough loopholes in the policy/agreement to favour the one who came up with it.

    44. Re:My My... by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Its been done before, is being done, and will continue to be done for quite some time.

      Oh, the old MS-apologist's "but everybody's doing it" excuse.

      Guess what, nobody really cares what VMS does and if MS does it with Windows, a lot of people will be quite angry anyway.

    45. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I don't see MSoft running a hobby license program, where you can get free licenses to pretty much all the software you could ever want. The only caveate is that you have to renew them once a year, thats it, and in return you get what would normally cost many $1000s. So consider that before you laugh at non-commercial licensing.

    46. Re:My My... by Pofy · · Score: 1

      >Technically, you paid for the physical tangible
      >machine, and that is yours.

      Are you sure? Just wait until computer manufacturer starts claiming they still own it and you only got a licnese to use the computer....

    47. Re:My My... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All our VMS licenses have a release date but no termination date. You can use any version of the software released before that date, but you have to get a new license if you want to upgrade to a version of the software released after the license release date.

    48. Re:My My... by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I do. "My" annoyed me from the first time I saw Windows 95. "My" before everything is childish, superfluous, and not necessarily factual.

      That may be true, but we have to admit the real reason is that Bill Gates can't help but copy the way Apple does everything because he knows he can pawn it off as his own and make more than Apple's total value each time he does it.

      Computer, ~/Documents, ~/Music, ~/Pictures, etc.

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    49. Re:My My... by darkjedi521 · · Score: 1

      I'm also not using a time limited evaluation license like the grandparent mentioned. I've got a personal use license which needs yearly renewal.

  4. And for the next version... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It will be Bill's Computer

  5. And in the next release... by MarkusQ · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in the next release, they'll replace it with "Our".

    --MarkusQ

    1. Re:And in the next release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And in the next release, they'll replace it with "Our".

      You mean when Palladium (or whatever they call it these days) comes out?

    2. Re:And in the next release... by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      No, they finally realised all windows machines will be 0wn3d sooner or later...

    3. Re:And in the next release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And later... "The"

    4. Re:And in the next release... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Why can't they name that icon something better than "Computer"? Don't they realize by now how confused people get when you tell them "Okay, go to My Computer." or "Okay, go to The Computer." or even "Okay, go to Computer." (which just makes you sound retarded)? What's wrong with calling it "System" or something a little bit less obnoxious? "Double-click on System." sounds so much clearer to a layman than does "Double-click on Computer."

    5. Re:And in the next release... by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      To prevent misunderstanding i think a next name might me "microsoft documents" an d "microsoft computer"to prevent the misunderstaning that "our" company is the owner of the software (they only license it)

    6. Re:And in the next release... by kitzilla · · Score: 1
      And in the next release, they'll replace it with "Our".

      Or "their," more likely. Judging from all the zombienets.

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    7. Re:And in the next release... by delicious · · Score: 1

      Considering Windows security that should of been the pronoun a while ago...

    8. Re:And in the next release... by suitepotato · · Score: 1

      And after that it will simply say Borg Node # and be followed by an NSAP address in binary...

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    9. Re:And in the next release... by theyre+watching+you · · Score: 1

      Eventually they will move to something not so subtle. "Micro$oft0w|\|sJ00r Documents" has a nice ring to it.

    10. Re:And in the next release... by Solus+Stultus · · Score: 0

      All your computer are belong to us...

    11. Re:And in the next release... by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      The RIAA and everybody else certainly wouldn't want you to think it's your music on there---where do you get off having a "My Music" folder when it's their music, and all you're doing is storing a licensed and registered local copy for them to monitor, deactivate or delete at their discretion?

      I'm sorry, but with all the DRM technology that's getting embedded in Longhorn and affiliated technologies, "Our Computer" isn't exactly a candidate for "Funny" moderation.

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    12. Re:And in the next release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go back to Soviet, you commy!

    13. Re:And in the next release... by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 1

      I usually tell them to click My Computer

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    14. Re:And in the next release... by Zordak · · Score: 1

      When I have to help my mother-in-law over the phone, I'm always careful to say things like "Click on the icon that says 'My Computer.'" Honestly, when you say stuff like "Click on my computer," is it any wonder that people who just want their e-mail get confused?

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    15. Re:And in the next release... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tech: Double-click on Our Computer...
      User: Don't get coy with me.
      Tech: Excuse me?
      User: No, wait-- you really meant it! I KNEW this support contract looked fishy! I'm calling the FBI!

    16. Re:And in the next release... by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      How is "System" any clearer than "Computer"? At least the layman knows what a "Computer" is... a "System" could mean just about anything.


      In any case, what you should actually say is "click on the XYZ icon", where XYZ is whatever the icon has for a label. That makes it obvious to the layman that you are referring to an icon, and not some other less-than-obvious object.

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    17. Re:And in the next release... by ari_j · · Score: 1

      Evidently the people you help have no problem with clicking, icons, or basic reading comprehension. I worked at a bank for too long to trust people in general to handle those elements without trouble.

    18. Re:And in the next release... by BishonenAngstMagnet · · Score: 1

      In communist Russia, it's not My Computer, it's Our Computer.

    19. Re:And in the next release... by Petersson · · Score: 1

      I once renamed icon of "My Computer" to "My Precious" , "Network Neighbourhood" to "Marshlands" and "Windows Explorer" to "Sneak". Guess under what impression...

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  6. Stuff that matters? by MustardMan · · Score: 1

    Honestly, who cares? I heard in the next version of the Mustang, they are gonna change 'gearshift" to "gear changer"

    1. Re:Stuff that matters? by BridgeBum · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm happy to see MS getting rid of spaces in common file names. Hopefully they will continue the trend and not have "Program Files", "Documents and Settings" and all the other folders which need to be quoted or otherwise referenced using special characters. (e.g., progra~1).

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    2. Re:Stuff that matters? by emandres · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't count on that. Why would MS make it easy for a person to navigate around the OS via the console. I mean, they already tell you you're an idiot when you try to go into Prog Files of Docs 'n Settings, and that you'll probably end up just screwing everything up.

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    3. Re:Stuff that matters? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been recovering from a broken finger the past month or so. I've studied the stemcell research describing the process. And what would otherwise be vague itching, swelling and aching instead resolves to actual awareness of incremental growth in the new tissue. I've modified the splint in feedback with the changing critical anatomical areas, and already have much more mobility than the literature describes. Before it's even completely healed. As we do more research on these self-organizing cellular growth systems, we'll be able to work with these tissues, facilitating their growth for maximum recovery with minimum risk and downtime. Theraputic stemcells are just the mannered cousins of tumorcells - we might very well live to see a day when they're all domesticated for our health, and even recreation.

    4. Re:Stuff that matters? by vmfedor · · Score: 1
      This is big because it reflects the way media is being distributed nowadays. With portable devices and web services offering media that isn't "owned" by you (you simply license it) it isn't "My" stuff anymore.

      This scares me.

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    5. Re:Stuff that matters? by yotto · · Score: 1

      Hear hear!

      I absolutely abhor "Program Files" as a directory name. I install all my programs (that are nice enough to ask) in a different directory just so I never have to type "progra~1" or pro[tab] or any other such nonsense.

      Sometimes, Mr Gates, I have to pass my programs paramaters and the easiest way to do that is to alt-tab to my (always running) dos box and type the command there. Your putting a space in these directory names has made my life harder.

    6. Re:Stuff that matters? by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Gear sticks rarely have a word describing them that is written directly on them.

      This is more like renaming the Mustang itself.

      I agree with the other posters ideas of renaming "program files" to bin etc.. made me chortle.

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    7. Re:Stuff that matters? by msmercenary · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Parent has by far the best point made on this story. Semantic differences and ownership jokes aside, what you call the directory means absolutely nothing, except where it breaks syntax or otherwise complicates using the computer. Spaces in pathnames do exactly that, by breaking command-line syntax -- A problem both for power users and developers.

      When I set up Win2k boxes these days, I run a registry script to change the locations of all of the "special" Windows folders. Program files are in C:\PF, and user profiles are in C:\DS.

      This not only allows me to remove the spaces, but also improves security. How much malware do you know that actually use the %PROGRAMFILES% environment variable instead of just dumping stuff into "C:\Program Files"?

      The downside is that there's a LOT of software out there that does the same, and inevitably I find that I've got a "Documents and Settings" or "Program Files" folder on my drive where the latest dumb installer assumed the folders would be.

      Look in the registry under HKU\$user\Software\Microsoft\Windows\CurrentVersio n\Explorer\Shell Folders

      No idea if it works in XP, though.

    8. Re:Stuff that matters? by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      And why the fuck doesn't 'run as' allow you to specify parameters?

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    9. Re:Stuff that matters? by Too+Many+Secrets · · Score: 1

      Could you post that script, or email it to me, hanales at hotmail ?

      I'd appreciate it.

      --rev

    10. Re:Stuff that matters? by VGR · · Score: 1

      This, of course, could also be neatly solved by Windows having symbolic links.

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    11. Re:Stuff that matters? by NaDrew · · Score: 1

      TweakUI for XP can change your "special folders". IIRC, TweakUI for NT/2000 did not have this feature.

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    12. Re:Stuff that matters? by trezor · · Score: 1

      For this you need to go commandline. try runas /user:[user] allthestuffyouwanthere.

      Doesn't work well for spawning a administrator cmd-shell though, as Windows absolutely refuses to launch to similar processes from different users at the same time, and the runas runs in a cmd-shell launched with your current credentials.

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    13. Re:Stuff that matters? by trezor · · Score: 1

      You wish. According to the rumours Microsoft's new and innovative filesystem WinFS (NTFS, metadata and SQL iirc) which may not even make it to Longhorn doesn't even support this.

      Add to this that it seems like Microsoft is planning for users to solely use metadata to organize their stuff, and I think it's pretty evident that symlinks in Windows is something we won't be seeing anytime soon.

      There might be NTFS hacks to create equivalents (by cloning directory-reference entry's in the FS), but I really wouldn't want to use those.

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    14. Re:Stuff that matters? by DavidTC · · Score: 1
      No, I meant, there have this nice RunAs dialog that lets you specify what user to run as...and doesn't let you specify parameters.

      Really on the ball there, Microsoft. I'm sure the best way to run something with parameters is copy the path of the executable to the clipboard and paste it into the 'Run' box.

      Oh, wait. You don't give me a way to copy the fucking path to the clipboard from explorer, either.

      I'll just open a DOX box and type the...no, wait, I can't open a dos box in a certain directory. I'' just type 'cd' and paste the path of the directory...wait, damn.

      Um, I guess I'm supposed to...make a shortcut, and then edit the properties? Yeah, that sounds like a good use of my time. Right drag, make shortcut, right click, properties, change tabs, type ' /s', Ok, double click.

      Thank you for your easy to use OS, Microsoft.

      (Yes, I know there are third party tools to copy the path, and open a dos box in a certain place. That's not really the point.)

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  7. Finally! by notmatt · · Score: 0

    Oh thank god for that. The whole 'my' thing has always bugged the hell out of me.

    1. Re:Finally! by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1

      I agree. I always have that childish "My first Sony" feeling whenever I read something starting with My. That's why I feel better using FreeBSD/KDE, there the system is referred to as "System".

      Worst thing about the my hype is my bank has a new online system which they also prefix with my. As soon as everyone is forced to use that one instead of the old one, I'm moving my money to another bank. Maybe Microsoft is finally thinking about treating they customers like adults.

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  8. Awesome upgrade! by Seumas · · Score: 1

    I was undecided about upgrading to Longhorn in the future, but this solidifies my decision. This is definitely going to be worth the $300 upgrade!

    1. Re:Awesome upgrade! by emandres · · Score: 1

      I sure am glad that I know that I have a part of my brain that recognizes sarcasm, otherwise I might never have gotten that joke! Goodness, I don't know what I'd do without have of the articles on /.!

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    2. Re:Awesome upgrade! by Seumas · · Score: 1

      My Brain?

      You mean, just Brain, right? :P

    3. Re:Awesome upgrade! by thedak · · Score: 1

      $300? God, I wish. Darn Canadian dollar. *mutter mutter*

      I won't be touching that upgrade with a 50ft pole. If skype video starts to take off I may just not use windows on my deskop in the first place. Stick with linux on my desktop, OSX Tiger (when I can afford the $90 for the upgrade) on my laptop. Whooo.

      Die microsoft die. Please.

  9. Slow news day, eh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what?

  10. hmm by trybywrench · · Score: 1

    oh my
    actually this is good, i hate those prefixes.

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  11. I say by supe · · Score: 1

    My Word!

    1. Re:I say by mong00se · · Score: 1

      Word.

  12. Incredible by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow! That's news!

  13. This is something important? by UberGeekEdward · · Score: 0

    I can see the need to eliminate the "MY" in My Documents, it does tend to cause verbal stmbling when telling someone to go to MY "MY documents", but who really cares about MY Computer?

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    Talking to geeks is like eating jello with a chainsaw, interesting, but painful.
  14. Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...can I be the first to say, "My My..."

  15. Getting rid of "my" because by sqlrob · · Score: 1

    With palladium it's theirs.

  16. But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How will malware authors know where to infect people's systems without the My Viruses, My Spyware and My Trojans directories? Think about your customers, Microsoft.

  17. Community Baby Step by Irish_Samurai · · Score: 1

    Oh, instead of My computer its Computer. How long till it's "Our Computer"?

    1. Re:Community Baby Step by shades66 · · Score: 1

      i am sure the hackers out there will rename it to that within 3 minutes of being connected to the internet :)

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  18. HELP COMPUTER. by jfisherwa · · Score: 1


    Stop all the downloadin'!

  19. Innovation! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who said MS cant innovate?

  20. Obligatory Joke by ggeezz · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that Bill Gates no longer considers your computer to be his?

    1. Re:Obligatory Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean that Bill Gates no longer considers your computer to be his?

      Quite the oposite. Hmmm... did you mean "Does this mean that Bill Gates no longer considers your computer to be yours" perhaps?

    2. Re:Obligatory Joke by thunderbass · · Score: 1

      OK, so now you right-click on "Bill Gates' Computer", then choose "Properties"... -- We are the priests Of the temples of syrinx Our great computers Fill the hollowed halls

  21. Wow, that's all I needed to hear! Longhorn for me! by Enigma_Man · · Score: 1

    Seriously though. Now how will I know who's computer it is I'm double-clicking on?

    No really seriously though. Now I can't say "My Computer!" in a big retarded voice whenever I have to double-click on it.

    Really though, this is some big news, a drastic change like this to the windows UI hasn't happened since 3.1.

    -Jesse

    --
    Nothing says "unprofessional job" like wrinkles in your duct tape.
  22. rejoice! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And there was much rejoicing. Yea!!

  23. How Appropriate by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    With the new DRM lockdown mechanisms maybe they want to break their customers of thinking of the machine as their own :) I imagine "My Computer (except for the parts the MPAA and RIAA own) was too long to fit in the explorer window easily.

  24. what if I get confused? by uberjoe · · Score: 1

    How am I going to know who's computer I'm working on then huh? Think of the mass confusion when people forget where they are sitting without the reassuring 'my' prefix, telling my that I'm at my own desk in my own parent's basement? This is an outrage!

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  25. So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me, or does anyone else feel like screaming, "SO WHAT?".

    This is news?

    1. Re:So? by lucabrasi999 · · Score: 1
      This is news?

      Well, since nothing has happened over at Google in the past 20 minutes or so....why, Yes, this is news!

    2. Re:So? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The breakthrough lies in the connection between the variables that allow a tumor to grow and the control that can be put over those variables, a lot of these were never considered before (such as barometric pressure inside the mass, and blood vessel proliferation).
      This are easily controllable factors, so instead of treating the tumor by trying to kill the cells via radio or chemical therapy, they attack the factors that (in a mathematical model) determine the growth of the tumor, turning them into negative variables and therefore extinguishing the mass

  26. A legal nuance... by mikeophile · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Since with Longhorn, nothing on your hard drive is really "yours" anymore.

    1. Re:A legal nuance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since with Longhorn, nothing on your hard drive is really "yours" anymore.

      FTA: "Those Windows folders will still be yours..."

      Geez people, read the f'ing article before you post. :)

    2. Re:A legal nuance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The funny thing is that the same joke worded slightly differently, and posted about 5 minutes earlier has a moderation of "interesting" or "funny"

    3. Re:A legal nuance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      True. Perhaps whoever moderated it as "flamebait" should stop sodomizing himself with his Longhorn Alpha release DVD and not be such an ass.

    4. Re:A legal nuance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How would you moderate it? It certainly doesn't deserve "funny" or anything else positive.

    5. Re:A legal nuance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Funny" is pretty subjective, don't you think ? And the point of the parent is that the same joke made by someone a little earlier was modded "funny" while this one was modded flaimbait.

  27. Wow. by Bradee-oh! · · Score: 1

    Whenever someone uses the argument "if open source kills commercial software, it will also kill innovation," now I know what they're talking about. My attitudes have changed. Long live commercial software.

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  28. Good by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    It wasn't really useful nor did it make it easier for people to understand. (Especially when they were on someone else's computer). It was just an extra space to make it harder to program for and use the DOS prompt.

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  29. Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document folders by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have to say that I always founf it very annoying how Windows constantly seems to shift where they think documents should go with each release, at one point being under the Windows directory...

    Hopefully this sigals the last time these folders chage location/name. Then perhaps people would start to use them. I always use the default Documents/Music/Pictures folders on OS X but over the years I have avoided using the Windows equivilent because I knew it would shift and I'd have to learn the new placement again.

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    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  30. MyClassicTheme by fembots · · Score: 1

    I'm not entirely sure if this is really stuff that matters. The fact that MS drops it probably means it doesn't matter.

    Who wants to be bet that there will be a MyClassicWindows Theme that changes XXXX back to MyXXXX just for the sake of it?

    1. Re:MyClassicTheme by trezor · · Score: 1

      Only of you by "Classic" means the WinXP GUI. The Windows 2000 interface will be long gone.

      As we all know: in the Microsoft-world the UI is the OS and not something loaded on top of the OS itself. And Bill be damned if we are to customize it into non-conformity :)

      Seriously though. Yes, I've seen a few improvements from Windows 2000 in Windows XP, but apart from the need to add yet another (marketing assured) slick GUI, I see nothing constituting calling it a new OS. A new revision perhaps. Maybe even a -.3 version change, but that's it.

      For Longhorn, all it seems to be is a new UI, metadata search, insane hardware requirements and.... well, that's it.

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  31. Republipukes say: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FRIST PEON!!!

  32. So!? by PablosBrain · · Score: 0

    So!?

  33. For Accuracy by KanSer · · Score: 1

    Those file names should change depending on the true owner.

    i.e. Pwned by BonziBuddy.

    An applaudable step towards transparency from Microsoft.

    Pip pip.

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  34. I suppose it's safe to say... by PornMaster · · Score: 1

    I guess that the next version of Microsoft's SQL Server won't be called My SQL Server.

    1. Re:I suppose it's safe to say... by Angostura · · Score: 1

      If only I had a 'Funny' mod point to hand.

    2. Re:I suppose it's safe to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is good, because the MySQL people might have something to say about it if Microsoft did try to call it that!

    3. Re:I suppose it's safe to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why would you do that? It doesn't apply.

  35. why.... by xao+gypsie · · Score: 1

    ...do i get the feeling that this is indicative of their future liscensing practices? Is this going to be an OS that reminds us of liquor: you don't actually buy it, you just rent it? Their removal of 'my' has me worried that they are going to consider everything on your computer is simply rented from them...good thing im in love with Ubuntu...I don't have to worry about longhord screwing me.

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  36. Good Idea. by autopr0n · · Score: 2, Funny

    In this DRM age, we wouldn't want consumers to belive they own anything. now CONSUME!

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  37. Confused parents by SailorFrag · · Score: 1

    Well, this will actually be helpful when I'm trying to help my dad over the phone. For the longest time, I'd say "double click on My Computer" and he'd ask why he's going to my computer instead of his.

    Sigh.

    1. Re:Confused parents by Proteus · · Score: 1

      I hear this crap all the time. What's so hard about "double-click the icon labelled 'My Computer'". Yeah, I agree that we shouldn't have to go through that crap, and that it's yet another short-sighted attempt at ill-considered metaphor from MS, but still -- aren't we supposed to be smarter than to get repeatedly bitten by something that's so easy to avoid?

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  38. Release! by Bean9000 · · Score: 1
    I can only presume that it was this difficult decision holding Longhorn back from release all this time.

    I expect to see it in shelves by the end of the month

    Remember, you heard it from here first.

  39. This is /. news? by Crashless · · Score: 1

    How is this on the front page of /.? Seems like a waste of bandwidth to me...

  40. that's right... by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

    once everyone and their dog P0wnz your computer, very little of it can be considered "yours" anymore anyway :)

  41. Just another step by Obsidian_AL · · Score: 0

    It's just another step in taking away our personal freedoms. Trying to commandeer our poor computers... geez. Damn those Zombie machines out there. Longhorn's only going to make it worse, but atleast Microsoft is making it slightly more obvious. Yes, that's right folks, your computers are no longer yours!

  42. In related news... by Xaroth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple picked up the prefix at auction on the cheap, along with the now much-maligned 'e' prefix and several other vowels.

    Later, at a press conference, Steve Jobs announced the new, updated G5 eMy eioMac. Old MacDonald could not be reached for comment.

    1. Re:In related news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Later, at a press conference, Steve Jobs announced the new, updated G5 eMy eioMac. Old MacDonald could not be reached for comment.

      Get it right:

      His name is now "My iSteve eJobs".

      He still hates everyone, but now it's personal.

    2. Re:In related news... by jofizz · · Score: 1

      Whilst I realise you're joking, but I was a bit disappointed this morning to discover in Tiger (10.4.1) under Network in a Finder window... "My Network". Argh.

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    3. Re:In related news... by Drakonian · · Score: 1

      Slightly off topic - did you know there is an 'eieio' PowerPC instruction? Enforce In-order Execution of I/O instructions, I think. I found that amusing.

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    4. Re:In related news... by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      "much-maligned 'e' prefix and several other vowels."

      I don't know about you, but I absolutely love my andsometimesypod.

  43. 0wned by water-and-sewer · · Score: 1

    They must have figured that, with so many Windows boxes overridden with trojans, spyware, adware, and zombie software that is being used to remotely send zillions of pieces of spam, *no one* can really say the computer is "theirs" anymore.

    And wait until we rent our software. Then the concept of owning your computer will truly be a thing of the past.

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  44. looks like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the insensitive clods finally got a clue.

  45. My oh my. by Guano_Jim · · Score: 1

    There goes my plan to cash in on a bunch Malaysian TLD URLs when Longhorn is released.

    Ah well, it was a myopic business plan at best.

  46. The reason is that... by Lorphos · · Score: 1

    ... with Longhorn, it will no longer be YOUR COMPUTER!

  47. Why do they still say "computer"? by jeblucas · · Score: 1
    Seriously? Why not drop that thing all together? It's usually used to represent your hard drive, right? I put sticky notes on my computer (and monitor)--I put electronic files on my hard drive.

    I'm coming from a Mac perspective--am I way off base here?

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    1. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Considering that probably half of all Windows users call either their floppy or CD-ROM drives their "hard drive," (most of the others call it their "memory") I'm guessing that would be a little too confusing for Granny Average.

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    2. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by KiltedKnight · · Score: 1
      Actually, through that icon, you can also access any network-mounted drives... they're just trying to say, "look what's attached to me through this one."

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    3. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by woodsrunner · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but in the windows world the "My Computer" icon is more than just the local hard drive... clicking on it will reveal access to the home directory, all network drives, optical drives and attached peripherals such as pda's. With a right click (Windows computers usually have two buttons on the mouse) you can access a ton of stuff on your computer, set paths and environment variables, manage drivers, set up network identities... pretty much everything.

      For simplicity's sake, I usually refer to the tower as "the hard drive" and the monitor as "the television." I have come across these terms in my days as a technician and find them to be clear and understandable, even endearing, to the average user and just smutty to snotty techies who will then treat you like a dumbass and will then either fix your computer just to spite you (if they know their stuff and are seasoned pros) or drop their 3l33tist guard enough to let you know that they don't know as much as they try to make it seem.

    4. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by amliebsch · · Score: 1
      It's usually used to represent your hard drive, right?

      No, it is an artificial view that shows all storage (and some other I/O) devices, including network devices, cameras and scanners, and usually a link to the control panel. Sort of a portal to your storage and I/O so that it doesn't all have to be on your desktop.

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    5. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      -- am I way off base here?

      Yes.

      For starters, that little box is more than your "hard drive". It also contains the power supply, your sound card, your network interface card (nic), your motherboard, your cdrom drive, miscellaneous ports that included USB, firewire, and possibly others. Yes, you put electronic files on your HARD drive, but you might choose to put them on your FLASH drive, or your camera, or your floppy drive, or your networked drive, hell, even your printer might have a hard drive these days.

      I'm just giving you hell, but it really does bug me when someone calls the "case" that holds most of the crap together the "hard drive" -- what keeps it in perspective for me is that you ARE a mac user...despite the popularity or even the power of the kernel underneath your OS's pretty pictures. ;)

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    6. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Considering that probably half of all Windows users call either their floppy or CD-ROM drives their "hard drive," (most of the others call it their "memory") I'm guessing that would be a little too confusing for Granny Average.

      Ugh. And all these years, I've been hearing people tell me that Macintoshes are for idiots.

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    7. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot. At least read the comment before replying!

      The OP clearly knows the difference between a hard drive and a 'computer' - that's the point the post was making.

    8. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Rather like the icon showing a G4 iMac in the Finder window on OS X 10.4, the one named whatever your computer is named. "My Computer" is not the worst sin that Microsoft ever committed (though I think "Computer", "Documents", "Pictures", and "Music" made more sense - as, apparently, Apple did, since those are the names they adopted in OS X 10.0).

    9. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by despik · · Score: 1

      Wow, looks like you're the one who's really off base here.

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    10. Re:Why do they still say "computer"? by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

      "My Computer" is a view representing the various logical storage devices available, including hard drives

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  48. Thank you! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft releases a whole new version of Windows so that I don't have to type "F2 -> Home -> Delete -> Delete -> Delete".

    Must have saved me at least 5 minutes.

  49. That will be a feature by ARRRLovin · · Score: 1

    "New streamlined interface! No "My" prefix means 2 less letters to read, increasing productivity!"

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  50. I can't live without the MYs by castlec · · Score: 1

    But what'll I do without My Porn???

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    1. Re:I can't live without the MYs by thunderbass · · Score: 1
      But I can still rename "Computer" to "My Computer" right?

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      We are the priests Of the temples of syrinx Our great computers Fill the hollowed halls

    2. Re:I can't live without the MYs by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 1

      Obviously, that gets stored about 7 folder layers deep in the "Music" folder, so the Mrs. doesn't find it.

  51. fools! by kote-men-do · · Score: 0

    Don't be so easily fooled!

    WinFS simply doesn't support spaces in filenames!

  52. No need to figure it out! by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Funny

    How will I know whose files they are?

    With patentened Weak Windows Security (tm), they are EVERYONES files!

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  53. About time by tandr · · Score: 1

    Well, with all these exploits and whatsnot p0wns your computer, I guess we cannot claim it as My no more.

  54. wow looking at the first 20 posts.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you mods got some reduntant points to give out :)

  55. Where have I seen this before? by 'Canadian+Fury'+Bob · · Score: 1

    Exactly like how said folders are labeled on MY iBook?

  56. degayize by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

    any effort to degayize windows is welcome

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  57. Who cares? by ScoLgo · · Score: 1

    Why is this a big deal? If you don't like the 'My' on there, change it yourself. I always edit the desktop icon names to 'This pooter' and 'Net hood', respectively. Or, if you're only accessing one network, use the workgroup name for the Network Neighborhood icon.

    I mean, it's not rocket surgery or brain science, after all.

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    1. Re:Who cares? by oc255 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Fine, you know what you're doing, I rename them too (My Computer -> .box and My Network Places -> .net or something clever and non-default) see: One True Way. Not a big deal to you but a big deal to a teacher/instructor.

      What about in a classroom where all the lab/learning computers are set up like this by default? It's confusing as hell.

      "Class, double click on My Computer."
      "What do you mean Your Computer?"
      "No, I mean your My Computer."
      "What?!"
      "Click on the icon My Computer on Your Computer. *sigh*"
      "Computers are stupid."
      "Yes. Now do it or your resume will suck."

      etc, etc. I always hated that My Computer organization, I never go to network shares via My Computer. Really, the only thing I use My Computer for is getting to the Properties screen so I can fiddle with Device Manager or some other crap. Windows-break is much faster of course. If I'm trying to get to the C: drive I just hit Windows+R and type "C:". it's 4 key strokes (if you count the windows key).

      I like Gnome's Home Directory on the Desktop or "Macintosh HD" on the Desktop. It's much more logical in my mind.

      Not bashing Windows. I'm still trying to learn to keyboard navigate under OSX as fast as I can in Windows. Someone should organize a GUI race between OS keyboard navigating experts.

      Did you know that in Windows detail view in explorer you can auto-fit the columns with ctrl-shift-numpad +? I haven't gotten those kinds of shortcuts down under Gnome and OSX.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I'm trying to get to the C: drive I just hit Windows+R and type "C:". it's 4 key strokes (if you count the windows key).

      You count the windows key, but not the enter key? =P

    3. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. If the 'Windows' key is counted, it seems like the 'Shift' key should be counted twice - for a total of 6 keystrokes...

      (Score:-1, Bad Math)

    4. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      /me squints eyes and puts on thick glasses

      Gosh!!! How freakin' hard is it for the IT people to rename the freakin' icons before making the ghost image? My hypogryph of +4 Technowizardry can do it in his sleep. /me sighs and runs straight armed away

    5. Re:Who cares? by Leto-II · · Score: 1

      tip:

      Windows+E: explorer

      --
      Do not anger the worm.
    6. Re:Who cares? by oc255 · · Score: 1

      Damn. You're right! Well ... sorta. C doesn't need to be capitalized.

      windows key
      r key
      c
      :
      [enter]

      equals 5.

  58. Interesting by osrevad · · Score: 1

    My God! iWonder what Microsoft will replace it with.

  59. Oh the irony by suso · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What's funny about this is that the same people who needed to be coaxed into using a computer by prefixing common icons with "My" will now further be confused because they will think that the folder is somehow different in its function.

    "But that's not *my* Videos, it must be someone elses. Doesn't that have to do with it being multi-user?"

    1. Re:Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great...now when they find all those porn vid clips in "Videos", I can honestly say, well, they're not "My Videos"!

    2. Re:Oh the irony by caino59 · · Score: 1

      Actually, in a lot of cases - that windows computer really is "Their Computer"

      Them being the virus writers/spammers of course...

    3. Re:Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, good thing you're not as dumb as those idiots! Hah hah, they're such tools!

    4. Re:Oh the irony by chriso11 · · Score: 2, Funny

      All those juries will let child pornographers off now - "But your honor, the pictures weren't in 'My Pictures'".

      Once again, MS is undermining justice in this country...

      --
      No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else.
    5. Re:Oh the irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's also funny about this might be the people who requested the prefix "My" because they kept getting confused.

      Now, it might be those same people (who are now familliar with computers) are requesting that the stupid prefixes be removed!

  60. Thank you! by igotmybfg · · Score: 1

    An appalling user-interface gaffe finally corrected. I guess getting rid of the screwdriver and clawhammer folder for the Control Panel next would be too much to ask. Although I guess they are appropriate since most of the time when I run Windows I wish I had a hammer... to beat myself senseless with.

  61. It's all Microsoft's Strategy by Glaz · · Score: 1

    This is just part of Microsoft's agreement with the RIAA and MPAA to remind the consumer that, no, that music/movie/etc is not yours, and you have no right to believe it is. After all, files in these folders are becoming less and less accessible to the consumer in reasonable ways.

  62. This is following the new Microsoft standard by oGMo · · Score: 1
    This follows Microsoft's new basic assertion that the computer and all its data belongs to Microsoft in the first place, therefore calling it "My Computer" is technically (and possibly legally) incorrect.

    They were going to call it "Our Computer", but decided against it on the grounds that users might think they were sharing something, and didn't want there to be any confusion. Microsoft doesn't share anything.

    (For the humorless: This is a joke. But it's funny because you know how close to the truth it is. Or maybe it's scary for the same reason.)

    --

    Don't think of it as a flame---it's more like an argument that does 3d6 fire damage

    1. Re:This is following the new Microsoft standard by UnHolyRam · · Score: 2, Funny

      This follows Microsoft's new basic assertion that the computer and all its data belongs to Microsoft in the first place, therefore calling it "My Computer" is technically (and possibly legally) incorrect.

      They were going to call it "Our Computer", but decided against it on the grounds that users might think they were sharing something, and didn't want there to be any confusion. Microsoft doesn't share anything.

      (For the humorless: This is a joke. But it's funny because you know how close to the truth it is. Or maybe it's scary for the same reason.)


      Or at least it would have been funny if it wasn't what basically every other comment to this article said

  63. Improvement by marcovje · · Score: 1


    Not an improvement to shell out cash for, but still an improvement :-)

  64. Make sense... by Lemmingue · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... since when a computer is shared between people it cannot be called "My Computer". The cyber café's box is not "My Computer".
    Microsoft should check if there's more than one user registered in the machine and put an "Our Computer" label below the icon :-)

    1. Re:Make sense... by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      A former colleague of mine renamed the icon on the machine he used at work to "it's not sodding 'My Computer', it doesn't belong to me!"

      -Stephen

  65. ...but more importantly by Fr33z0r · · Score: 1

    They'll be changing the popular "Shut Do..." button to the even less meaningful "Do..."

  66. Example of Microsoft Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now this is the kind of innovation Msoft can really overtake Tiger with.

    Finally a Longhorn improvement that Msoft will not have to backtrack on and say that it will not be included in Longhorn after all.

  67. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bill shifted weight from his left buttock to his right. Seriously, are we this hard up for news items?

  68. Never really mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I cannot stand how programs dump their config files and other crap in "My Documents." As soon as you fire up WMP, you get "My Music" or "My Movies." Start Acrobat Reader, and you get "My Books." FUCK OFF. It's "My Documents," not yours!

  69. Features... by Delta2.0 · · Score: 0

    Microsoft is dropping all the great features we have come to love, like the wn in Shutdown. Now the My prefix, what should I do with my life?

  70. great by Turn-X+Alphonse · · Score: 0

    Now people are going to go "computer won't work!" and you go "click computer" and it'll go round and round... fantastic for tech support all over.

    --
    I like muppets.
  71. good by Tedium+Unleased · · Score: 1

    good

  72. Makes sense... by teneighty · · Score: 1

    They're just finally admitting that between their EULA, the Dept of Homeland Security, and spyware, nobody actually owns or controls the MS Windows in their home or office.

    1. Re:Makes sense... by frizzbit · · Score: 1

      The new security systems in Longhorn are going to rename it appropriately in real-time upon intruder detection.

  73. Microsoft Innovation by root_james · · Score: 1

    I wonder if M$ knows they're copying Gnome interface features

    1. Re:Microsoft Innovation by FLAGGR · · Score: 1

      I wonder if Gnome realizes theyre copying MacOS interface features. I wonder if MacOS realizes they are copying Xerox PARC interface features. I wdoner why people really could put that much emphasis on 'my' and claim someone is copying someone else for not using said word.

  74. But they were never mine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    were they ? Everytime I tried it to be my way, windows will hide and change it in some strange way.

  75. Computer? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

    So will the "Computer" icon open automatically whenever you say "Computer" to the mouse.

    1. Re:Computer? by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      Only if you hit F2, rename it to "Hello Compluter", and say it very, VERY nicely.

    2. Re:Computer? by SPY_jmr1 · · Score: 1

      And for those of you who do not have speech and/or typing impediments, you would be best off to substitute "Computer" for "Compluter".

  76. [RANT] About damn time by JPelorat · · Score: 2

    I've been having to keep from hitting things every time I see and hear that 'My' crap.

    It's just unnatural and fucking stupid. "Go to your My Documents folder", "Open your My Computer", and if you drop the 'your', they think you're talking about your own computer.. "Open My Computer".. "I can't get to it, where are you?"

    GAH

    --
    Hokey statistics and ancient misconceptions are no match for a good thought in your head, kid!
    1. Re:[RANT] About damn time by Stephen+Williams · · Score: 1

      "My-itis" even permeates Microsoft's programming languages. In object-oriented languages, the keyword used for objects to refer to themselves is generally "this" or "self". In VB.NET, it's "me".

      (To be fair, it's "this" in C#).

      -Stephen

    2. Re:[RANT] About damn time by rvega · · Score: 1

      I agree, and have always also been annoyed at Microsoft's insistence on creating a "My XYZ" folder under "My Documents" for every kind of XYZ data, ignoring the possiblity that I might like some say in where my data is stored, or how it is named. Very presumptuous.

      On the other hand, during the Windows setup registration phase, I have always enjoyed providing a first name of "you" and a blank last name, so that software-licensing messages are displayed as: "This software is licensed to you".

      Many ISVs grab this string for their own licensing messages, and I never failed to find comfort in being told "This software is licensed to you" ... especially if it wasn't.

      I set up a lot of other people's Windows installations this way, as well. Some of them noticed and enjoyed it, getting the joke; others probably took it at its word. I always hoped it would shape, in whatever subtle way, their worldview and ideas about software, "intellectual property", etc. That's probably asking too much, of course...

    3. Re:[RANT] About damn time by Ninwa · · Score: 1

      That's also in C and C++ however, so it's not a Microsoft only thing.

  77. Prefix Pre-Fix by topgeek · · Score: 1

    I don't think it was every "My" computer in the first place. When I was married it was "Our" computer; when we divorced it became "Her" computer.

    --
    Geek Of The Day, "A geeky place for geeky faces."
  78. Of course they will. by _iris · · Score: 1

    Just part of the Palladium (or whatever it's called these days) specs, right?

  79. MyCrosoft? by diwadm · · Score: 1

    MyCrosoft - My = Crosoft?

  80. Shameless IMDB Cut and Paste by pete-classic · · Score: 1

    Scotty: Computer. Computer?
    [Bones hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
    Scotty: Hello, computer.
    Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
    Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

    1. Re:Shameless IMDB Cut and Paste by pugfantus · · Score: 1

      haha... classic... that was the first thing I thought of!

  81. finally by big+water · · Score: 5, Funny

    FINALLY, after all these years, real change!

    1. Re:finally by sniepre · · Score: 1

      I just upgraded my desktop to this new concept right now! Right-click Rename, amazing! I can already feel a 5% performance boost!

      --
      Is not life a hundred times too short for us to bore ourselves? -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
  82. Microsoft Bob? by toygeek · · Score: 1

    Hey they should rescurrect MS Bob and call it "Bob's Computer" and "Bob's Documents" and "Bob's Network". And for a sidekick, MS Bob could have the little search puppy that we all know and love.

    Thankfully there's Linux.

  83. only seems fitting by SupahVee · · Score: 1

    since it's only a matter of time until Microsoft owns your computer with Longhorn anyways. It won't be 'My Computer", and putting "Bill and Steve's Bitch" seemed a bit too offensive.

    --
    "See, we plan ahead! That way, we never have to do anything now."
  84. Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by Omega · · Score: 1
    From Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home:

    [faced with a 20th century computer]
    Scotty: Computer. Computer?
    [Bones hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]
    Scotty: Hello, computer.
    Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.
    Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.

    1. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it a Mac in the movie, making this non sequitor? [/pendantic]

    2. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by SavingPrivateNawak · · Score: 1

      Wasn't it a Mac in the movie, making this non sequitor? [/pendantic]

      If you want to be pedantic (not 'pendantic') then it is 'non sequitur', not 'non sequitor'!! :)

    3. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      And then a guy who has never typed before types insanely fast because he's from the future. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

      Like the rest of Star Trek.

      --
      Avoid Missing Ball for High Score
    4. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And then a guy who has never typed before types insanely fast because he's from the future. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

      Uhh...who said he'd never typed before? He should be able to type just fine. What he shouldn't be able to do is operate that particular design program, which he clearly didn't even recognize.

    5. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      Clearly humans from the future evolve to transcend the keyboards, allowing them to type very quickly. No matter that he's never done it before; the act of typing is burned into his genetics.

    6. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by sconeu · · Score: 3, Funny

      If they're from Kansas, they become intelligently designed to transcend the keyboard.

      --
      General Relativity: Space-time tells matter where to go; Matter tells space-time what shape to be.
    7. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by spaceyhackerlady · · Score: 1
      Wasn't it a Mac in the movie, making this non sequitor?

      Non sequitur. Your facts are uncoordinated.

      Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

      All your base are belong to us.

      ...laura, badly in need of a life. As usual.

    8. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Scotty types fast not because he is from the future, but because he is a genius. He's like a savant but instead of retarded he's just a drunk.

      You know he probably takes the 23rd century herbal brain enhancement ginseng tablets. I mean shit, if Bones can grow that lady's kidney back in 20 minutes with a pill, I'm sure they have some neurotransmitter supplement that improves your manual dexterity.

    9. Re:Obligatory Star Trek IV Quote... by prgrmr · · Score: 1

      ...laura, badly in need of a life. As usual.

      At least you can spell correctly. On /. doesn't that qualify as having a life?

  85. so what? by DeusExMalex · · Score: 1

    and why do i care?

  86. An end to a tech support nightmare. by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 5, Funny

    Helpdesk: Double click on "My Computer"

    User: I can't see your computer.

    Helpdesk: No, double click on "My Computer" on your computer.

    User: Huh?

    Helpdesk: There is an icon on your computer labled "My Computer". Double click on it.

    User: What's your computer doing on mine?

    1. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by neonfreon · · Score: 1

      Yes yes, it is rather stupid for it to be "My Computer" or "Computer" at all, after all, it's just a Directory of part of the computer, it isn't representative of the computer as a whole at all. It should be something like "Browse Files" to eliminate all the stupid communications problems this creates.

    2. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Trollstoi · · Score: 1

      Who said it was meant to be easy?

    3. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by raarky · · Score: 1

      Don't laugh.. this actually happened to me... TWICE!

    4. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helpdesk: Click the fucking button already!

      (I tried to do this in all CAPS, but the Lameness filter didn't let me. It filters the joke in this case ... it's supposed to be yelling!!)

    5. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by SirTalon42 · · Score: 1

      My Computer doesn't open your files, but shows devices connected to your computer (like hard drives, CD/DVDs, floppies, mp3 players, external/network drives, "My Documents", and Control Panel).

    6. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by peacefinder · · Score: 1

      Sigh. I have had that exact conversation. (Reading the role of "Helpdesk", of course!)

      I suppose it's more evidence that history repeats itself. It's the same old joke, but with a new subject.

      --
      With reasonable men I will reason; with humane men I will plead; but to tyrants I will give no quarter. -- William Lloyd
    7. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      All of which contain, what? That's right, your files.

      Of course, Microsoft's abstraction of this notion is remarkably stupid. Ever had to try to figure out what drive letter the CD-ROM is with a special user on the phone? It's not pretty.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    8. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by tourvil · · Score: 1
      I don't think this will help...

      Helpdesk: Double click on "Computer"

      *THUNK THUNK*

      User: Nothing happened...

    9. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by imr · · Score: 1

      Users arent that stupid, they KNOW they have to click on some buttons!
      They will just turn it off.

    10. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Y0tsuya · · Score: 1
      > User: What's your computer doing on mine?

      Why, 69 of course.

      Duh.

    11. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Helpdesk: Double click on "Computer"

      User: Click on computer? Can't you even speak English properly?

    12. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by kezze · · Score: 1

      I am also very pleased with Microsoft choosing to give their BSOD a red background color. One of my customers always says "And now I'm at the blue screen", meaning that he his computer booted up successfully and he is now seeing his desktop, which happens to have a blue background by default.

    13. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...stupid repeated joke... kill youself

    14. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SO IT'S NOT A GODDAMN DIRECTORY YOU MALIGNED CUNTFUCKING RECTUM WART

      Jesus christ, the slashbots never fucking end. "Hay guys PROGRA~1 hahahahahahahaha omg document folder changed 3 times more like SAEVENomg guys you press start to shut down holy shit thats retarted u guys r so doumb omg omg winDOZE M$M$M$M$ all hail linux linus is god please suck my cock billy g is a communist but he calls linux communist because HE IS A COMMUNIST BECAUSE HE LIKES MONEY my computer is stupid because it contains FILES and my computer doesnt contain FILES" No you can't, no it doesn't, no it won't, no you aren't witty or intelligent.

    15. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Theaetetus · · Score: 1
      I am also very pleased with Microsoft choosing to give their BSOD a red background color. One of my customers always says "And now I'm at the blue screen", meaning that he his computer booted up successfully and he is now seeing his desktop, which happens to have a blue background by default.

      No, not quite - the BSOD will still exist, but now there will be a RSOD: Blue will mean "your computer crashed, please reboot", and Red will mean "Holy crap, something really bad just happened... please reboot"

      And it will mean more tech support headaches "Oh, I didn't get any error messages. They're blue, right? I got a red one, that's different. I don't remember what it said, though, 'cause I rebooted."

      -T

    16. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Decaf. 'Nuff said.

      --
      Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
    17. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      You'd be surprised hos often that conversation *doesn't* happen when you don't get all colloquial and actually say something like: "Click on the icon labeled 'My Computer'" in the first place.

      Treating the the term 'My Computer' as a proper noun to people who aren't that familliar with ends up getting you into a similar conversation as what you would have if you named your son 'Second' and enrolled him in little league.

      Of course, if Microsoft hadn't broken their own paradigm and made icons either files, folders or apps *all the time*, they would have put an icon for the root directory of your hard drive on the desktop, and put all the rest of your devices in the device manager where they belong. Then nobody would ever had to worry about why "computers don't make any sense".

    18. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      Bah. My proofreading skills aren't working today. I can't believe I let myself post that sentence. It should say:

      Treating the the term 'My Computer' as a proper noun to people who aren't that familliar it with ends up getting you into a similar conversation to the one you would have every Saturday if you named your son 'Second' and enrolled him in little league.

    19. Re:An end to a tech support nightmare. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > My Computer doesn't open your files, but shows devices connected to your computer

      Yep. Talk about counter-intuitive-- if you try to save a file from a "Save" dialog to "My Computer," it tells you that it's not a valid location you can save to.

      As in, "What!? I can't save files on My (own damn) Computer???"

  87. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

    Ah, but with the new SuperAmazingFantasticSearches (tm), you no longer need to worry about where you store documents at all. This is just the first step in phasing out directory names altogether.

    --
    Warning: Apple/Nintendo fangirl. Likes her electronics cute & cuddly. May be rabid.
  88. actually... by pizza_milkshake · · Score: 1

    They're replacing "My" with "Our"

    1. Re:actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you lose it

  89. Sad by j_kenpo · · Score: 1

    Why would they do this? Windows ME made me feel like it was a Windows all for ME, and they took that away, and now this? Windows isn't making me feel very special anymore.

  90. Insightful post. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a very insightful question to be posted, congratulation Slashdot editors, and you scores your readers comments!!!!!!!!
    Your score is zeroooooooooooooooooooooo.

  91. lemme get this straight... by Thud457 · · Score: 3, Funny
    so it's no longer " My computer"?

    Such arrogance, Bill!


    Ohhhh, I get it, built in P2P folders for "Pictures" , "Videos" and "Music". Now it all makes sense. And with industry-leading Microsoft security. (I didn't say WHAT industry... haw haw!)

    --

    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:lemme get this straight... by Curtman · · Score: 2, Insightful

      so it's no longer "My computer"?

      Shameful how they have to copy their ideas from Gnome isn't it? ;)

    2. Re:lemme get this straight... by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Now let's just hope they don't rush out and patent this "new idea" of theirs.

    3. Re:lemme get this straight... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Ohhhh, I get it, built in P2P folders for "Pictures" , "Videos" and "Music". Now it all makes sense.

      Hey, don't laugh! Back in the days of Windows 95, some enterprising individuals figured out how to share files over the Internet using SMB folder sharing. I forget how it worked (probably a publicly available workgroup controller), but you would be able to see other Internet users under "Network Neighborhood". It was tons of fun browsing people's computers to see what they had available. Some people even sent quick messages to each other using shared line printers.

      The practice pretty much died after all the SMB security hazards started popping up, and paved the way for the script kiddies of today.

    4. Re:lemme get this straight... by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      It was never 'your' computer. If it was running Windows, it was either MS's or the 733t 4aX0r5 who got through its security. Your computer, such arrogance, Thud457!

      --Mike

    5. Re:lemme get this straight... by Curtman · · Score: 1
      Speaking of MS patents... I'm just dying to find out how this new performance acne works..

      System for improving the performacne of information retrieval-type tasks by identifying the relations of constituents


      Come on guys.. At least run a spell checker on this shit first. I'm sure they'll be patenting their patent application generator next.
    6. Re:lemme get this straight... by Basehart · · Score: 1

      Could be worse - it could be renamed iComputer.

      Or maybe Microsoft, Packard Bell, Hewlett-Packard, IBM, Intel, Dell Computer, Toshiba, Gateway, Fujitsu, Acerv, NEC, Unisys, Fujitsu, AMD, Siemens, Sony, Alienware, eMachines, Chicony, WinBook, Zida, Twinhead, Tulip, Hitachi, Midwest Micro Etc. Etc. Etc. could rename the PC the Pod and then Microsoft could call it iPod.

      The worse part is that wouldn't even surprise me if that happened.

    7. Re:lemme get this straight... by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

      In the german version of Windows, that icon never has been "Mein Computer", instead it is called "Arbeitsplatz" ("work place"). I don't know how other languages handle that icon.

      --
      Life is just nature's way of keeping meat fresh.
    8. Re:lemme get this straight... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 3

      Could be worse - it could be renamed iComputer.

      Microsoft names everything else "Microsoft XYZ", why not your computer? i.e.:

      Microsoft Windows
      Microsoft Word
      Microsoft Excel
      Microsoft Computer
      Microsoft Documents
      Microsoft Music
      Microsoft Network Places
      etc.

      Of course, if they wanted to be REALLY evil, they could name it the "iOpener". (I always think of an electronic can opener when I hear that.)

    9. Re:lemme get this straight... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Thank goodness... when I was working tech support you have no idea how many times the following happened:

      Me: Can you right click on my computer
      Them: [silence]
      Me: Hello?
      Them: How can I click on your computer?

    10. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then they just put an " 's " in the middle of that...

      Microsoft's Computer
      Microsoft's Music
      Microsoft's Documents ...

    11. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why you say "Can you right click on the My Computer icon?". If they have the intelligence of a peanut they should figure it out (your way probably requires the intelligence of a rat, which may be pushing it)

    12. Re:lemme get this straight... by CameronGary · · Score: 1

      I remember that ! You could enter a public IP address as your WINS server and see other people out on the Internet. It was pretty slow even on cable but pretty cool. I used it to send a friend some files once or twice. More of a curiousity than something useful.

    13. Re:lemme get this straight... by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      It was pretty slow even on cable but pretty cool.

      Defitintely cool. The first ad-hoc P2P network ever to be developed. (That is, AFAIK.) The speed issues probably had more to do with the fact that everyone was on modems back then, and the Internet had very little bandwidth overall. I remember regularly seeing transfer rates of no more than 3K/s on "fast" sites. Amazing how things have changed. :-)

    14. Re:lemme get this straight... by nuggetman · · Score: 0, Troll

      HAHAHAHAHA... lemme guess, they were using their CDROM for a cup holder too? and they thought their printer wasn't working cause it wasn't under a window? did you tell them to send it back and say they were too stupid to own a computer?

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    15. Re:lemme get this straight... by BigDog1942 · · Score: 1

      - so it's no longer " My computer"? Not if people like the RIAA and MPAA get their way, it'll be more like 'Their Computer' or at the outside 'Bills Computer'

    16. Re:lemme get this straight... by dotgain · · Score: 3, Interesting
      It was pretty slow even on cable but pretty cool.

      Ah, yeah. I had to grab some files off my PC at work, I opened a VPN connection there, went Start->Run , typed (for example) \\10.10.10.20\myfiles.

      More than a meg of traffic went over that VPN before the windows was populated with (ten) icons.

      SMB SUCKS. It's terribly ineffient. You might as well convert the binary to ASCII, ie 1010110110101 and then XML it, ie <BinaryDigit Value="1"/><BinaryDigit Value="0"/>... and then FTP it. You'd still be more efficient than SMB.

    17. Re:lemme get this straight... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >>HAHAHAHAHA... lemme guess, they were using their
      >>CDROM for a cup holder too? and they thought their

      That happened at my old job once although they knew it was a CD drive, they just used it to keep stuff on.

      >>printer wasn't working cause it wasn't under a
      >>window? did you tell them to send it back and say
      >>they were too stupid to own a computer?

      No.

    18. Re:lemme get this straight... by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Back in the days of Windows 95, some enterprising individuals figured out how to share files over the Internet using SMB folder sharing.
      Close, but no cigar. The problem was that in the early days of broadband, many ISPs did not filter the SMB ports. As a result, anyone who hung a Windows box directly off of their cable modem could be seen by everyone else on their subnet. It didn't take long after that for smb messanging spam to appear. The problems were fairly short-lived -- ISPs started filtering those ports not long thereafter.
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    19. Re:lemme get this straight... by say · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that, and the 1024 computer limit to SMB workgroups (at least at that time). I remember many strange hacks on The Gathering to let us browse shares even if there were well above 5000 computers there, and the LAN consisted of pretty isolated LANs on each switch. But they made it. Incredible program, really.

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    20. Re:lemme get this straight... by AngryUndead · · Score: 1

      what is a teet hacker? is my l33t sp34k out of date? do i speak a different dialect? oh gno! (aaxors?)

    21. Re:lemme get this straight... by bojster · · Score: 1

      Following the guidelines, it will be renamed to 'platz'.

    22. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because in socialist societies, you're not allowed to own anything, thus "my" is not applicable already? I mean, how could you when you're not allowed to make more than the next guy?

    23. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your probles are far from over...

      you: Right click on the computer
      user: silence, then a clicking sound
      you: Can you see a menu pop up?
      user: where?
      you: didnt you see a menu pop up when you right lick on the computer?
      user: no
      you: where did you click?
      user: on the computer
      you: then you should have seen a menu pop up
      user: where
      you: right where you click, on the computer
      user: huh? I didnt see any
      you: well, try again
      user: ok, silence, then nope, I dont see a menu
      you: well, you should have seen one
      user: just curious, how can a menu pop up on the computer?
      you: well, it does.
      user: you mean on the computer
      you: yes, right next to where you click
      user: how can a menu pop out of the air?
      you: what do you mean "out of the air?"
      user: you said to click on the computer, so I reached out and put the mouse on the right side of the computer and clicked. I didnt see any menu pop out from the compter...

    24. Re:lemme get this straight... by SocietyoftheFist · · Score: 1

      In all that time you never learned to say "the my computer icon on your computer's desktop"?

    25. Re:lemme get this straight... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> In all that time you never learned to say "the my
      >> computer icon on your computer's desktop"?

      We didn't assume all the users were idiots... or at least I didn't.

    26. Re:lemme get this straight... by emilv · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's got pretty creative translations. In Swedish it's called "Den här datorn" ("This computer"). I guess they'll drop "Den här" and just leave "datorn", which actually means "the computer" :)

    27. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because in socialist societies, you're not allowed to own anything
      Just for the record: That is a complete misunderstanding of the concept of a socialist society. Probably, you might want to read the Communist Manifest to learn more about this topic.

    28. Re:lemme get this straight... by 123abc987 · · Score: 1

      I'm sure the non-idiots calling wouldn't be horridly offended by the "my computer icon on your computer's desktop" and it would've saved you a bunch of headaches.

      Of course, anyone calling you for help would already seem to be up a creek without a paddle.

    29. Re:lemme get this straight... by CableModemSniper · · Score: 1

      Or Mac OS X.

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    30. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well it won't be much better now
      Me: Can you click on computer
      Them: silence while they are clicking everywhere on the computer

      or the other way it could play it...
      Me: Can you click on computer
      Them: what would that do (them thinking their tower is computer)

      or the third way for the grammar anal retentive
      Me: Can you click on Computer?
      Them: you mean can you click on the computer?

      it really hasn't solved anything, heck for the people who are this bad anyways... no longer have a my computer could be even more confusing.

    31. Re:lemme get this straight... by Jardine · · Score: 1

      In all that time you never learned to say "the my computer icon on your computer's desktop"?

      Then you'd have to explain what an icon is and what the desktop is.

    32. Re:lemme get this straight... by Randseed · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah. I distinctly remember one boring night while watching "Deep Space Nine" I was browsing a SMB share on a machine in a dorm room at UNC. To make a long story short, the idiot had taken videos of his (really cute, mind you) girlfriend posing in her high school cheerleading uniform and frigging herself. So of course, like any geek, I promptly downloaded the videos. Then I kept browsing, and came across his address book and email, which had the girlfriend's email address in it. So, like any geek, what did I do? Snapshooted jpegs off of them and emailed them back to the girl with "greetings from California." Not only was he a bastard to globally post the things in the first place, he was a bastard to not appreciate a hot girlfriend. Poor Melissa. Then again, I doubt their relationship lasted much longer either. :)

    33. Re:lemme get this straight... by DarthTaco · · Score: 2, Funny

      "what is a teet hacker?"

      It's a dairy farmer.

    34. Re:lemme get this straight... by recycledpork · · Score: 2, Funny

      We used to have a windows network at my university house, and my friend just used his name for his computer id. Anyways in Network Neighborhood it said

      "My Documents on Kevin".

      Made me feel like a spy.

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    35. Re:lemme get this straight... by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      What, you mean they're not changing it to "Our" computer?

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    36. Re:lemme get this straight... by raider_red · · Score: 1

      You missed that clause in the license agreement, didn't you.

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    37. Re:lemme get this straight... by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      Since when is it a problem for an ISP not to filter a port?

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    38. Re:lemme get this straight... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      As we can see in this case, however, "you" is an idiot for not figuring out what's going on for eleven verbal exchanges.

      Any decent helpdesk operator has very little trouble getting the greenest of noobs installing Stored Procedures on SQLServers, for instance.

      Not that I'm saying talking jellyfish through an administrative task on a database is a good idea in my opinion, but I've seen it happen.

    39. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh you are so full of shit.

    40. Re:lemme get this straight... by dotgain · · Score: 2, Funny
      True. A lot of the time home PC's around lots of kids have their desktop absolutely covered with icons, and "My Computer" has been renamed.

      To something like "[[=-="

      The rest of the icons are all "New Folder (n)". Damn kids.

    41. Re:lemme get this straight... by rogabean · · Score: 1

      I think you replied to the wrong article...

      Unless your inferring MS is a cancer and we can use math to fight them...

      Nah you just got the wrong topic bud.

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    42. Re:lemme get this straight... by Haydn+Fenton · · Score: 1

      Totally OT, but I always thought apple should release a (or change the name of an existing) software package and call it iCandy.

      Oh the possibilities.

    43. Re:lemme get this straight... by ignorant_coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      The true story is that Microsoft has admitted defeat, and the directories will be named "0wned Computer" and "0wned Documents".

      Hey, honesty is the best policy, right?

    44. Re:lemme get this straight... by t0ny747 · · Score: 0

      ...and they thought their printer wasn't working cause it wasn't under a window?

      Wtf are you smoking?

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    45. Re:lemme get this straight... by bahgheera · · Score: 1

      I actually had to explain to a guy over the phone once how to click an icon on the desktop. And he'd had the thing for six months...

    46. Re:lemme get this straight... by OxyFrog · · Score: 1

      French is "Poste de Travail", workstation.

    47. Re:lemme get this straight... by packetl0ss · · Score: 1

      Was he using that computer as foot rest for that time before he called you?

    48. Re:lemme get this straight... by menkhaura · · Score: 1

      Try this, you alienated greedy little capitalist!

      (oh, to the mods: :) )

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    49. Re:lemme get this straight... by Various+Assortments · · Score: 1

      Must be. Girls don't like sex, masturbating, or posing naked, as can be seen by looking around the internet.

    50. Re:lemme get this straight... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Heh. ISPs filtering SMB ports. That's funny.

      I'm sure some do, but there's still one hell of a load of worm traffic on the various SMB/netbios ports in the Windows world, some coming from worms circa 2001 that have never gone away.

      And all this because Microsoft never really understood the Internet. First, no TCP/IP stack. Then, it's not installed by default. Then, it's there, but all services that have no business being offered beyond the LAN ... I know, let's let the entire Internet see them! We're still dealing with this sort of short-sightedness. Instead of just turning the damn things off, or restricting access, we have firewalls.

      Believe me, people have been and will continue to use Windows file sharing over the Internet for a long, long time. Intentionally or not. I only have to look at my firewall logs from the past 15 minutes to see that.

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    51. Re:lemme get this straight... by tek.net-ium · · Score: 2, Insightful
      We're still dealing with this sort of short-sightedness. Instead of just turning the damn things off, or restricting access, we have firewalls.
      I know this is slashdot, but have you compared the free competion? Like the standard Unix network file system, NFS? It strictly depends on a secure network in order to be secure. All you have to do is claim that you're UID (insert number here) and you have full access to someone's files! Even with a firewall, port security and root squashing, it's essentially a three-step process to owning most UNIX networks deploying NFS3 if you have physical access:
      1. Get the IP and MAC of the host you want to emulate.
      2. Set the IP and MAC of your notebook to this host. Connect the cable to your notebook.
      3. Mount nfs shares, and change your UID.
      Granted, things like NFS4 and AFS can require authentication for access, but the number of sites using these file systems seems rather small, and NFS4 is a rather recent development. Windows got their shit together first and the free OS's are just catching up now.
    52. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so it's no longer " My computer"?

      You seriously thought the computer was ever yours? When Bill puts the text "My computer" on a computer, it doesn't mean the computer belongs to you, it obviously means the computer belongs to Bill.

      I think it was removed because there is no longer any need to point out who the computer belongs to, people should have figured it out by now.

    53. Re:lemme get this straight... by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      I guess I still think in terms of 1998, where your average home user pretty much only ran Windows (or maybe the odd Appletalk network). Even today, I can't say as I know *anyone* with NFS shares on their home network except for a couple of fellow geeks.

      Keep in mind, NFS4 is 5 years old now. Windows shares were accessible without password until nearly that time, as well. 95 and 98 (lord knows if ME fixed this, I never knew anyone who ran it for more than a week :) had a wonderful issue wherein you only needed to guess the first letter of a password to gain access, rendering the password essentially meaningless. This is how worms such as opaserv spread so damn fast.

      My other problem is that I still think of Windows as being a home-only OS. I've been admining the stuff for a decade now, but I just can't take it seriously most days :)

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    54. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Working helpdesk is akin to being a zookeeper or glorified kindergarten teacher.

    55. Re:lemme get this straight... by nolife · · Score: 1

      You mean scour.net? I used that for a while back about 1997-1998. They even had a plugin you could download to allow single click to get the individual files from the remote computers. Of course I bypassed that whole concept and used smbclient on my Linux file server. This provided several advantages over using Windows to get the remote files.
      I could telnet/ssh into my home PC from work, use screen and smbmount to connect to shares listed on scour.net and download *.mp3 or whatever they had. Smbclient acted much more sane when network errors occured, I remeber Windows just hanging and I do not recall 95 having a task manger to kill off explorer. A third advantage was using the -n switch. You could specify your computer name with smbclient to be the same as the Windows 95/98 machine you connected to and it was fooled into not reporting it as a remote connection as the connection would not show up in the Windows connection monitor or the smb plugin offered by the site. I guess Windows got confused but the name and considered the connection to be local. When scour.net finally got taken down, I moved on to scanning subnets with nmap and something similar to NBTScan (NBN?). Not only would NBN report the remote computer names but it would try to login anonymous and a few other common names and passwords to the shares it did find. Not as efficient but fun to play with for a while.

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    56. Re:lemme get this straight... by bursch-X · · Score: 1

      platz?

      In German that's the command to have your dog sit down: "Platz!".

      So, there you have it, we're Microsoft's Rottweilers. Those Bastards.

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      1. Never tell everything you know.
    57. Re:lemme get this straight... by skinfitz · · Score: 1

      Had a similar issue - was talking to a student who was over the other side of the room from me asking things about a Windows machine and during this I said "...now go to My Computer.."

      They came and stood next to me.

    58. Re:lemme get this straight... by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

      "Platz" can also be the imperative to "platzen", which means "to burst". Imagine your dog following your order in that way. Or even worse, consider your computer doing that after clicking the icon,

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    59. Re:lemme get this straight... by TG1 · · Score: 0

      What a load of rubbish.. this is another "story" straight out of BOFH http://bofh.ntk.net/Bastard.html/. If any helpdesk operator is really going through these troubles with users, then they could do with seeking employment in another industry. You're really not doing your job correctly.

    60. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not say "where it says computer"? Or insinuate they're looking for a word? Thankfully clicking on the text is practically the same as clicking on the icon.

    61. Re:lemme get this straight... by xsfo · · Score: 0

      Nothing German could ever be evil

    62. Re:lemme get this straight... by smallpaul · · Score: 1

      I always wonder what the hell SMB is doing in all that time? And how does a computer programmer design a protocol that is so inefficient? Astonishing! Microsoft does some good stuff. And some bad stuff. But SMB takes the cake: it should get an award for poor protocol design! It is often pathetic even over LANs. In other words, it is poor even when used in exactly the configuration that they must have optimized for!

    63. Re:lemme get this straight... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      Communism != Socialism. In Communism you can't own anything, in Socialism you can. Communism == public ownership of everything, Socialism == public ownership of the means of production.

    64. Re:lemme get this straight... by Xiaran · · Score: 1

      SMB SUCKS. It's terribly ineffient. You might as well convert the binary to ASCII, ie 1010110110101 and then XML it, ie ... and then FTP it. You'd still be more efficient than SMB.

      I suspect it was designed by the same people that did the Word file format. I gotta lot of time from Trdge and the lads and ladettes in the Samba team. I wonder how they keep their sanity.

    65. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon, even in Communism you are allowed to own personal goods like a tv , books, a car or so. You are not allowed to own e.g. land but that concept is a lot older then Communism.

    66. Re:lemme get this straight... by mjpaci · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry. That was the Esperanto l33t sp34k.

      --Mike

    67. Re:lemme get this straight... by GraemeDonaldson · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, IBM developed SMB. Microsoft just happen to be the only ones who used it much.

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    68. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry nuggetman... some of us understood what you were trying to say (I don't know what's wrong with kids today... it's like the word facetious dropped out of the English language or something).

    69. Re:lemme get this straight... by greenlead · · Score: 1

      I was pretty close to mentioning the same. ;-) Does this mean they are going to try to trademark "Computer" now??? :D

    70. Re:lemme get this straight... by Kiffer · · Score: 1
      he was a bastard to not appreciate a hot girlfriend.


      just cause they filmed some pron you think he did'nt appreciate her?

      long story short, some guy and girl have some fun. video it, store it insecurly, you steal it and mail it back to the girl, thus killing their relationship.
      Why did you do this? my guess is that you where sitting at home watching DS9 and pawing through other peoples stuff because you did'nt have a hot girlfriend like he did.
      Way to go...

      Unless of course there is more to the story like the guy was a total jerk... and really did'nt appreciate her, mistreated her, lied to her, sent her pictures to people on the internet... and not just faild to secure them correctly.
    71. Re:lemme get this straight... by mfnickster · · Score: 1

      > so it's no longer " My computer"?
      > Such arrogance, Bill!

      "All your computer are belong to us!" :)

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    72. Re:lemme get this straight... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Is there any reasonable alternative available for windozers?

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    73. Re:lemme get this straight... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      The Finnish name is intuitive: "Oma Tietokone", meaning "own computer" (not as in pwnz0rz). It can only be construed to mean the user's computer.

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    74. Re:lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a new kind of automatic script troll. They just copy an article from a thread and post it in another. Sometimes they even get modded insightful.

      Ignore them, or mod them as offtopic.

    75. Re:lemme get this straight... by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      It gives me great embarrassment to inform the uninitiated that in Japan, all of these icons are named with phonetic katakana approximations of the English words, which unfortunately don't even come the least bit close to how actual English speakers say them:

      mai konpyuutaa
      mai dokyumento
      mai pikucha
      mai nettowaaku

      There are prefectly good Japanese words for all of these items, except for "computer" and perhaps "network", so whoever made up this nonsense really ought to be slapped around a little. The "My" stuff sounds silly enough in *native* English.

    76. Re:lemme get this straight... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      use NFS provided by Microsoft Services For Unix

    77. Re:lemme get this straight... by fbjon · · Score: 1
      It was probably only for added coolness. And, what would you have used for 'documents', reflecting that it's not only written documents? Well, actually it doesn't really reflect on that in English either.. hmm. A wholly better name for most purposes would be 'My files'.

      Pikucha is kinda cute though. I think I'll use that, but in hiragana.

      A question: Have they always had these names, since win95?

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    78. Re:lemme get this straight... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      ngah. Requires a soul-selling Passport to download. But really, is this the only option? Would it be hard to somehow mount an sftp session to the filesystem/driveletter, that would be basically all that's needed.

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    79. Re:lemme get this straight... by koreaman · · Score: 1

      You can use them and possess them, but they're not actually yours.

    80. Re:lemme get this straight... by dotgain · · Score: 1
      I always wonder what the hell SMB is doing in all that time? And how does a computer programmer design a protocol that is so inefficient? Astonishing!

      lol, wait for Longhorn then! I believe they're adopting XML for the binary format, they'll probably do the same for the SMB protocol. Probably not as extreme as my example, but even more ineffient than anything else nonetheless.

      Remember, they'll always be able to use new technology as a smokescreen. 100TX lan performing poorly? Upgrade to gigabit, they'll say. Exchange server bogging in 512MB or RAM despite your Mailbox store only being 60MB? Upgrade to a Gig and dual-P4's!

    81. Re:lemme get this straight... by Randseed · · Score: 1
      Unless of course there is more to the story like the guy was a total jerk... and really did'nt appreciate her, mistreated her...

      Yeah, there was, and I left that out. When I pawed through the guy's address book, there was also a folder in his "My Documents" directory that had a book with dates and ratings. The guy was cheating on her hardcore. I did her a favor, which is why I did it.

    82. Re:lemme get this straight... by warpath · · Score: 1

      Every time it happened after the first one or two, it was your fault.

      "Please click on the 'My Computer' icon".
      "Click on the icon labeled 'My Computer'."

      Either of the examples above would have probably solved your communication problem. I know, it's funnier to have IT helpdesk war stories to relate about how your users were stupider than dirt, but when you grow tired of it and just want to get your work done, you learn how to adapt. Or, rather, I did.

      Yeah, I'm a former HelpDeskGuy too.

      Sorry if this sounds snarky. I'm still recovering from those dark days...

    83. Re:lemme get this straight... by jrockway · · Score: 1

      NFS was never designed for use on insecure networks. It was to share between a few machines in the server room, behind a router and firewall. Using it for anything else is insane.

      Use Coda or Andrew Filesystem, or something else, if you want it to work like SMB.

      "Oh, NFS and SMB both involve files or something, so they must be the same thing Lunix suks!!" No. You suck.

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    84. Re:lemme get this straight... by Heian-794 · · Score: 1

      Fbjon, they've been calling them this since Win98 (the earliest Japanese Windoes I've used), but I wouldn't be surprised if they've always been this way.

      For 'documents', I might have preferred 'shorui', which implies paper documents, as does the English word, but can be used for electronic documents and files too.

      It's the "mai" part that's silly. It sounds silly in English, it isn't Japanese to begin with, and though Japanese has adopted this word, it's usually used to mean "someone's own --", not "[the speaker's] --". I've met Japanese people who ask, in English, "Do you have my car?" to mean "Do you have your own car?" (You've probably heard things like this before if you're at the U. of Osaka, as your URL indicates.)

      And getting Japanese people to stop misusing garbled English words is a whole different proposition; something that probably won't go away any time soon!

    85. Re:lemme get this straight... by fbjon · · Score: 1

      They'll probably turn into Japanese words over time.

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    86. Re:lemme get this straight... by wo1verin3 · · Score: 1

      >> Every time it happened after the first one or
      >> two, it was your fault.

      It happened once...

    87. Re:lemme get this straight... by warpath · · Score: 1

      >>It happened once...

      Huh. Ok. You know that's not normally what most people mean when they use a phrase like "you have no idea how many times the following happened", right?

  92. MOD +1 : Rimshot by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    heh

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  93. Wasn't it already theirs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean really, the second that virus... windows was it?... gets on your computer, its not yours anymore.

  94. Finally a break for the helpdesk by tscheez · · Score: 0

    I cant count how many times I heard "I dont see your computer" when asked to right click on "My Computer"

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  95. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by danheskett · · Score: 1

    The physical location shouldn't matter one whit... under Winnt\profiles, Windows\Desktop, or C:\Docu...\%username%, the path of any given file isn't really all that relevant to how the file is used, is it?

  96. Fucking great by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    This means that half the applications will put music in "Documents\Music" and the other half will put music in "My Documents\My Music".

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  97. New MS Trademarks by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    Computer (TM), Documents (TM), Networks (TM)...

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  98. Makes sense by shurdeek · · Score: 1

    Since so many Windows machines get 0wned, it seems logical not to call it "my" anymore.

  99. More importantly... by xv4n · · Score: 1

    Will longhorn's file system support symbolic links?

  100. FUD again... by Andabata · · Score: 1

    The real reason they're dropping the "My" prefixes is that too many people realized that it was BillG that was saying "My".

  101. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by 0kComputer · · Score: 1

    oh, come on now, the paths arent that bad

    *goes back to command prompt*

    C:\cd C:\Documents and Settings\xxxxxx\Local Settings\Application Data\IsolatedStorage\32w4syu4.acn\21yxg0lq.lam\Pub lisher.inygdbru5tfs5gd0evj4st5ukkctchco\AssemFiles \Publisher.inygdbru5tfs5gd0evj4st5ukkctchco\Applic ation Data\IsolatedStorage\32w4syu4.acn\21yxg0lq.lam\App lication Data\IsolatedStorage\32w4syu4.acn\21yxg0lq.lam\

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  102. IE 8 = Internet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is right, a major feature of IE 8 will be the name change to just plain Internet. After all, the Internet, along with 51% of the world belongs to Gates.

    They're Balmer, they're Balmer and the Gates, Gates, Gates, Gates, Gates.

  103. This will add to more confusion... by MxReb0 · · Score: 1

    Some users may not know that it means "their" computer. They might think it's someone else's. I assume this is why MS did this to begin with.
    In all seriousness, I'm very glad to see that MS has made this change. Windows will be less of a toy now, and a bit more grown up real OS like linux.

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  104. Obligatory GI Joe PSA reference by aldeng · · Score: 1

    Help Computer.

  105. Gee, there's a surprise. by KiltedKnight · · Score: 1
    The way Microsoft behaves, at times, you'd think it wasn't your computer to begin with anyway. Now they're just proving it.

    The prefix should've probably always read "MS's" anyway.

    Carefully read your EULA. You'll find some wording in it that actually puts it that way, too... or at least really makes a strong case for it.

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  106. Happy by kemster · · Score: 1

    Happy

  107. unix users rejoice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Finally, no more quotes or escaped spaces.

  108. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by with_him · · Score: 1

    Rumor has it that idea of file location may be a thing of the past. I checked out some of the promo videos and propaganda that is surrounding Longhorn and it looks like they are moving to ways to help you find it regardless of who has it or where it is stored. Check out http://msdn.microsoft.com/Longhorn/productinfo/con ceptvid/default.aspx">http://msdn.microsoft.com/Lo nghorn/productinfo/conceptvid/default.aspx for more info. The higher education video talks particularly about the sharing of resources and leveraging your social network for information. I know that these are only concept videos but if they can pull it off it may be a step in right direction. Honestly I don't care where or how content is stored if I can get at it and use it quickly and easily. Sadly up to this point I haven't been able to access and use information quickly so currently I do care where and how it is stored. If they get it right where it is stored wont matter if you can use it whenever you want the way you want.

  109. It always felt dirty... by DaGoodBoy · · Score: 1

    ...touching my network places... :)

    DaGoodBoy

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  110. A bit like ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... MacOS X? Wake up guys, you may not like Apple, but everyone's copying them.

  111. Uh, uninteresting... by Azul · · Score: 1

    You call that news for nerds, stuff that matters?!

    Then again, if this move is inspired by DRM, I could see your point. It used to be *your* computer, now its only a computer.

  112. It's a security reference... by banda · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is simply acknowledging that any files you save to your system will probably be in the hands of crackers by noon tomorrow.

    1. Re:It's a security reference... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This stuff's been done for years - just google "gompertz cancer" and you'll see what I mean. I was part of a team that developed a mathematical model for the growth (and cure - using a modified virus, but that's a whole different story) of multiple myeloma in immunodeficient mice. Perhaps they've applied a new model (I only glanced at the paper), but this certainly isn't the first time and it certainly won't be the last time research along these lines has taken place. A lot of very smart people have spent decades working on such research.

      Of course it's great to see an advancement in science, particularly applied math, but those calling for the Nobel should take a deep breath and relax - cancer isn't going away anytime soon.

  113. Holy rotten cat litter Batman! by TheRealMindChild · · Score: 1

    Well, in celebration, I will drop 'My' pants

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    1. Re:Holy rotten cat litter Batman! by Husgaard · · Score: 1
      Well, in celebration, I will drop 'My' pants
      Please don't, It might cause Longhorn and the entire concept of "Treacherous computing" to fail ;-)
  114. Because in longhorm by sokoban · · Score: 1

    all you computer are belong to microsoft

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    1. Re:Because in longhorm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how much are we tempting Nature to change the formula

      Cancer is an anomaly of mitosis; it is not an organism and therefore does not evolve. The body regularly squashes cells which go into a sort-of mitotic infinite loop, and that's the end of that. It's the ones that the immune system does not recognize that grow into tumors.

  115. Spaces in directory names. by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    I honestly hope they will drop "Program Files" in favor for "Programs" as well.
    There's a lot of programs that mishandle spaces in filenames. Half the problem if all you need to do is to enclose the filename with path in quotes. But only very recently I figured out the "surplus parameter on command line" error generated by quite expensive CAM program was caused by its defaulting with its save to "My Documents" and can be fixed by saving files to directories without some damned ASCII Art in the name.

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    1. Re:Spaces in directory names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      ... so instead of treating the tumor by trying to kill the cells via radio or chemical therapy, they attack the factors that (in a mathematical model) determine the growth of the tumor, turning them into negative variables and therefore extinguishing the mass.

      Unfortunately some of the most promising drugs that work to shrink tumors are not improving survival rates whatsoever. They are, in fact, shrinking the tumors "like they're supposed to", but this isn't doing anything to stop progression of the cancer./p

    2. Re:Spaces in directory names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a lot of programs that mishandle spaces in filenames.

      Because they've only had *ten years* to catch on? Come on people: file bugs.

    3. Re:Spaces in directory names. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and get reply "Will be fixed in next release. Available for mere $4999

  116. Establishing a personal connection... by podperson · · Score: 1

    From TFA:

    The "My" prefix was apparently an attempt to create a personal connection between people and their computers at a time when the idea of using a computer might have been forbidding.

    Funny how people feel much stronger personal attachments to their Macs than to their PCs. Perhaps creating a user experience that doesn't suck might be a better way of creating a personal connection between people and their computers.

  117. not like you actualy own anything these days by brickballs · · Score: 1

    Microft just doesn't want to give people the wrong idea. It's not like you actualy own your music or those photos you took.

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  118. User Configurable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't used Windows properly in over 5 years, but I seem to remember you could click on the "My Computer" text and replace it with whatever you wanted. So how is this news?

  119. Just like KDE by pesc · · Score: 1

    Letting the icons show the contents of the file...

    Renaming the My Documents folder to just Documents...

    KDE has had all of this for years, and MS is just copying as usual. What's next? Will they ship with a bash console?

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    1. Re:Just like KDE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought I'd send a quick response to this. You can't get a nobel prize in Mathematics. I'm not sure if they could get one with this research for medicine though. I'm guessing it's that possible. Peace.

    2. Re:Just like KDE by timbo234 · · Score: 1

      Maybe its time KDE changed it to Dokuments :-)

      Seriously though is really puts the lie to all those arguments about how KDE and GNOME are just clones of the Windows desktop.

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    3. Re:Just like KDE by DCMonkey · · Score: 1

      Is this where we get to list the bazillion features that KDE has copied from Windows over the years?

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  120. Now if only they could get rid of by Rooktoven · · Score: 1

    the "Mi"-graine I get whenever I have to work with windows...

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  121. Tech Support Call by Zakias · · Score: 1

    (... fill in with any of the innumerable possible problems with windows ...)

    Tech: "Okay, ma'am. I think I know the problem you are having. First, double-click on My Computer"

    User: "Your computer!?@? How the @#(%) can I click on your computer????"

    Tech: "On your desktop or in your start menu there should be an icon called My Computer, please open it"

    User: "I can't find anything called Your Computer either on my desktop or in my start menu - Does this mean I have a virus? Is my data okay?"

    Tech: "It's probably okay, but first you must open My Computer - it will be called 'My Computer' on your end because it's yours"

    User: "Oh I get it now... My Computer. Okay. I click on it but nothing happens"

    Tech: "Double click..." ....

    Ah, the memories...

  122. ...wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are you going to make an OS suitable for us 2D, 3D, and media users? I don't care about some stupid file names, after 30 mins of setting out project names, templates and subfolders "my" is very sensible compared to the mess me and Maya make!
    How are you going to make my life easier as a 3D type? I dont use media player, or some other rubbish like that and "My Documents" gets lost under the clutter. Give me a stripped down, fast and stable OS, BAH to media player. And linux is a no-no because of software not available for it. I got my Mac! that works GREAT, has never had a "My.." thing going on, but it sure as hell works better and I got all my software for it. I think I have just answered my own little rant, toole-pip!

  123. Pointless Post by AlltheCoolNamesGone · · Score: 1

    Aside from being able to make oh so clever MS jokes this post is pretty damn pointless.

    On a side note anyone else feel a tad bit pissed that the story they submitted got rejected but this made it!!!

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    1. Re:Pointless Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Nurse quick I need 20cc's of the quadratic equation STAT!!!"

    2. Re:Pointless Post by amichalo · · Score: 1

      Aside from being able to make oh so clever MS jokes this post is pretty damn pointless.

      If that's the best joke you've got, then it looks like you missed your window!

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  124. Innovators by Lingur · · Score: 0

    Wow, and you guys said that Microsoft weren't innovators! Who's laughing now, huh? :)

  125. My GNOME ... by bmzf · · Score: 1

    already does this. I guess they just wanna be like GNOME then, huh?

  126. more and more like a Mac every release! by xutopia · · Score: 1

    I regret to say but MS just keeps on copying.

    1. Re:more and more like a Mac every release! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But she blinded me with science!

      I'm Dancin Santa, bitch!

  127. Pwned by... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    M$...

  128. oh my by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    fucking awesome.

  129. Well... by Parasome · · Score: 1

    maybe people would be scared to click on "my longhorn".

  130. That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We finally get the truth about whats been delaying the release of longhorn for so long. Someone better get promoted for this one.

  131. Well, its no wonder that Longhorn has by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    such huge system requirements, with features like this! Removing the "my"... that is some heavy-duty stuff there, I'm surprised you don't need a supercomputer for that.

  132. Microsoft steals from Apple! by reidconti · · Score: 1

    Once again, Microsoft has stolen cutting-edge technology from Apple! Where's the lawsuit????

    1. Re:Microsoft steals from Apple! by iainl · · Score: 1

      Sorry? You've lost me. But then, I was removing unsightly 'My ' prefixes from Computer, Documents and so on ever since Windows '95 (with a bit of help from TweakUI here and there).

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  133. Unfortunately, it started a trend... by Gadgetfreak · · Score: 1

    I'm glad they're dropping it, but it's already too late for the rest of the popular, user-friendly software and firmware industry. Cell phones, and digital cameras now have those prefixes in everything, and I find it to be rather annoying, since it's not helpful for anything.
    I don't know why it became such a fad, but perhaps companies think it makes people identify with their technology? I won't miss it for a second.

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  134. All your base...? by frenchs · · Score: 1

    I know there is an "all your base are belong to us" joke in here somewhere.... I just can't come up with it. Anybody willing to help?

    -steve

  135. But...but.. by khyron664 · · Score: 1

    How will I know that I am working on MY computer and not THEIR computer? The internet is scary and all that...

    Khyron
  136. Responses So Far by TheFlyingGoat · · Score: 1

    Almost all of the responses so far are the obvious DRM "not my data" jokes or "what's the big deal" statements. The first few jokes are funny, but most need help. The "what's the big deal" statements are accurate for the most part, except that I think this is a really good idea.

    It's always annoyed me how MS went overboard in trying to simplify document locations. My grandmother knows that her documents are in the "My Documents" folder now, but is smart enough to understand that they'd be under "Documents" if it existed. Adding "My " to the beginning of every default folder location does nothing to help anyone, and as such should be done away with. It makes sense.

    Not to mention the fact that writing Perl scripts with hard-coded Windows directories is a complete pain in the ass. By giving the directories 1 word names, you reduce the path from "C:\Docume~1\Blah\MyDocu~1" to "C:\Docume~1\Blah\Documents". Once they change "Documents and Settings" to "home", I'll be even happier. Ideally, it would be "C:\home\Blah\Documents".

    I would think that a lot of Slashdotters would actually like this, since getting to certain paths through Samba can be a pain if you have to deal with Windows filenames.

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    1. Re:Responses So Far by Jeffrey0 · · Score: 1

      Except that "c:\home" makes no sense to your average user. I mean, whose home is it anyway? Home to windows? "My home"?

  137. Excuse me, but......so what? by TheKubrix · · Score: 1

    You can easily change this yourself....its not something hardcoded.

    This "news" amounts to the same had they changed the default wallpaper, no difference....

  138. I've been doing it for a while now by Mhtsos · · Score: 1

    I actually did rename "My Pictures" to just "pictures", "My recieved files" to "recieved files" and the same with "My Music" because of a windows feature: "type-to-find"! Some brilliant engineer in microsoft (or someware else in case they copied it off someware) who came up with typing the first letters of a file or directory to select it must have been very pissed off at all the "My"s making his feature harder to use. Then all the other pieces of software think it's a good idea and we have "My Skype pictures" and "My Virtual Machines". But hopefully the insanity stops here.

  139. And it will.... by Audacious · · Score: 1

    ...have a Scottish accent and you have to hold the mouse up to your mouth and speak into it at the same time. ;-)

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  140. Truly Innovative by PureFiction · · Score: 1

    When Microsoft touts their R&D budget and ability to innovate I am often a bit skeptical.

    Oh how wrong I have been. Way to break new ground Microsoft! Keep these paradigm shifting features coming!

  141. or... by banda · · Score: 1

    it could mean that the new shrink wrap license agreement has changed so you no longer own the files you manage with Longhorn...

  142. Oh, how innovative!!! by Pampusik · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, the defender of innovation in the world cluttered with open source madness, once again leads the pack!

    What can we expect next? The "Start" menu to be replaced with "Menu?"

    Oh, it's just speculation... but, I can always dream, can't I???

  143. Hrm. by ultramk · · Score: 1

    I always just took it for granted that "My" meant "Bill G's"

    m-

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  144. DRM by behindthewall · · Score: 1

    In order to align itself with "progress" in Digital Rights Management and to emphasize its full support for DRM, Microsoft has decided to remove the "My" prefix from its user file structure and document naming convention.

    You didn't really think they were YOUR files, did you?

    Microsoft: Where to you want your fair access rights to go, today?

  145. A Longhorn MS Tech Support typical conversation by SirFozzie · · Score: 1

    MS: Microsoft Tech Support, this is Hajid, where do you want us to let you to go today?

    Angry Customer: I'm trying to download the latest patch for my software and your (obscenity) software is saying something about DRM violations.

    MS: Yes sir.

    AC: Well, FIX IT!

    MS: I can't do that sir, as part of our new "Personal Freedom" policy, combined with the BSA/RIAA/MPAA taskforce, we decided that too large a percentage of ftp users were using it to committ violations of intellectual property, or to use non-"Microsoft Approved (TM)" software. Therefore, we have added a DRM restriction to our software to prevent unauthorized access.

    AC: I don't care.. this is MY COMPUTER you're restricting..

    MS: No sir, it is no longer your computer.

    AC: What the (obscenity) do you mean.. I PAID FOR THIS COMPUTER!

    MS: By agreeing to the 185 page EULA that came with the Microsoft Longhorn (TM) software you run, it is no longer your computer. We even make it obvious by referring to the computer currently in your computer as "Computer" instead of "My Computer". We now have joint ownership of the computer, as required to maintain Microsoft's market share... er deter piracy and terrorism, for as long as you run Microsoft software.

    AC: Fine! I'll just format it and run Linux instead.

    MS: (checks box off that states "Customer mentioned Linux, Set up Customer for "random" BSA raid") on his Com.. um.. the "Computer" he is currently running.)

    AC: You can't do anything about that, can you, you (obscenity obscenity obscenity!)

    MS: Sir, I don't think you want to do that. By uninstalling Microsoft Longhorn you would allow us to take control of all data on your machine and post publically, such as user profiles, URL's visited, and documents you created using "Microsoft Approved" software..

    AC: (pauses)

    MS: Sir, why don't you take some time to think it over, and then call back in to let us know that everything's fine with your "Microsoft Approved" software.. otherwise, we'd hate to lose you as a customer, it gets so sad to see what sometimes happens to our former users..

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    1. Re:A Longhorn MS Tech Support typical conversation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The sad thing, is that this is more than likely closer to happening than not...

  146. Computer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Earl Grey, hot.

  147. Who wanna bet... by SharpFang · · Score: 5, Interesting

    every user will end up with "My Documents" directory right beside the "Documents" one?
    I already have "Moje Dokumenty" (original name by Windows with polish localization) and "My Documents" right next to it, created by some dumb program.
    Windows resides on D:, but of course there's "Program Files" with something in it on 510MB FreeDOS C: partition. I cleaned up the Start Menu so there's just "Aplikacje" and whatever created "Applications" went there. Sure there are system variables that default to proper directories. Just not every application uses them.

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    1. Re:Who wanna bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already have "Moje Dokumenty"

      Now I know who stole my mojo!

    2. Re:Who wanna bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wouldn't be surprised if MS coded in some kind of auto-redirect to divert accessings of the old names to the new ones. Like a Linux symbolic link really.

    3. Re:Who wanna bet... by marq00z · · Score: 2, Funny

      So now you'll have four of them:

      * Moje dokumenty
      * Dokumenty
      * My Documents
      * Documents

      ;-))

    4. Re:Who wanna bet... by Queer+Boy · · Score: 0
      I already have "Moje Dokumenty" (original name by Windows with polish localization) and "My Documents" right next to it, created by some dumb program.

      Which once again demonstrates the inelegance of WIndows. On Mac OS special folders could be named anything and be anywhere (futeure-proofing and localisation-safe). Applications just tell the OS that something needs to go into whichever special folder it needs to go in. So it's not impossible to create an elegant solution, just not possible for Microsoft to do it.

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    5. Re:Who wanna bet... by cpeterso · · Score: 2, Informative


      On Mac OS special folders could be named anything and be anywhere (futeure-proofing and localisation-safe). Applications just tell the OS that something needs to go into whichever special folder it needs to go in. So it's not impossible to create an elegant solution, just not possible for Microsoft to do it.

      Windows can do this, too. Applications are supposed to use the SHGetSpecialFolderpath() API to get the localization-friendly, drive-letter-independent path to special folders like "My Documents". Of course, many apps don't bother. Plus Microsoft can't implement this correctly, so you can only call SHGetSpecialFolderpath() if IE4 or greater is installed, BUT if you are running on Windows 2000, SHGetSpecialFolderpath() is superceded by the the SHGetFolderPath() API.

    6. Re:Who wanna bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Windows resides on D:, but of course there's "Program Files" with something in it on 510MB FreeDOS C: partition.

      TELL ME ABOUT IT!
      At one point I had no C:. I did have a Cisco Aironet 802.11b card, though. You know what? The *only* path you could install to was C:\Program Files. Never mind that I had a Norwegion Windows (the folder is named something else..) and that c:\ didn't exist.

      I think MS should come up with some more consistant layout for the filsystem. Localization is an issue, though. You could end up with even worse of a mess like OSX (the folder names are standard, but they show up localized until you decide to let Finder show you file extensions. Then all of a sudden your folders are named in English.)

    7. Re:Who wanna bet... by master_p · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are system variables for all those directories. How is it a fault of Windows that application vendors don't use those variables properly?

    8. Re:Who wanna bet... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      MS also has a horrible habit of making API calls like this a complete pain in the ass. That call requires you to give it the CSIDL to the folder you want. Now you have to go find those defines. A bunch of stuff which only exist if you have the desktop integration stuff from IE4. Of course, the API was extended in IE5 to create the folder for you if it doesn't exist.

      This means that if you don't want to depend on IE4 or above being installed, you have to find another way. The other way I know of was to get the currentuser and then the windowsdir and start shoving stuff into windowsdir\profile\username directories.

    9. Re:Who wanna bet... by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      You mean like %Program Files%?

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    10. Re:Who wanna bet... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How bout you just ask the user where the want the stuff. Quit shoving your crap whereever you want it on my computer. Jeez.

      I install most everything to C:\APPNAME. I just wish there was a way to change "Documents and Settings" to home without doing a automated install. I don't really want to reinstall everything again.

    11. Re:Who wanna bet... by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      I've seen the EXACT same issue on a Unix network. Home directories transitioned from /users/* to /home/* for some cross-dept standardisation rationale. Spent the next two weeks hunting down and fixing references to the old one.

      Sloppy programming, not the OS. NEVER EVER assume anything about your target environment, use system properties where they are available.

    12. Re:Who wanna bet... by aaronl · · Score: 1

      You can set policies to change that kind of stuff, either with gpedit.msc and similar, editing the registry directly, or with ADS.

      There will still be bad applications out there that ignore your policies. The reason that you use the API for this is so that you can direct the data files where they're supposed to go, according to the system. It's bad practice to not let the user override the defaults, but this lets you get what the default should be in the first place.

  148. My... by jaysones · · Score: 1

    goodness!

  149. -MY? by newr00tic · · Score: 1

    ..It'll be just 'Living Hell' from now on then, fine.

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  150. User friendly by DarthVeda · · Score: 1

    Think how many people wouldn't know what to do to get on the internet if it wasn't called "internet" or "internet explorer."

    1. Re:User friendly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Very true. I installed Firefox on someone's laptop and renamed the shortcut to 'Firefox Internet' so he would now that that was the icon to get on the internet. Of course I deleted the IE icon first :)

  151. Wow! by Hugonz · · Score: 1

    Now THIS is what I call "innovation"...

  152. News for nerds. Stuff that matters, they said. by carcosa30 · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be nice if microsoft removed "My Patent" and "My Annoyance" and "My hair-tearing headache."

    It would also be nice if they added "My Compiler" to the default install of the OS.

    I can dream.

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  153. Oh MY God NO! by EmperorKagato · · Score: 1

    This is a help desk support nightmare! Hello Help Desk? I'm having trouble finding my My Documents folder on my desktop?

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  154. ... why I don't care ... by ninjagin · · Score: 1
    I so hated those stoopid names, and continue to hate them, that every time I get a new machine at work or at home (with windows installed, anyway) I rename "my computer" to something more intuitive -- like the name of the machine, for example. I've always also renamed "network neighborhood" to "NETWORK", and "my documents" to "DORKUMENTS".

    What I'm getting at is that this change by microsoft is so superfluous as to be rediculous. Sure, people who buy and own computers these days probably don't require as much "personalization" of the names of things, but these names have always been changeable, at least since Win95, afaik.

    I'd be fifty times enthused if they could just make it possible for me to uninstall IE, frankly.

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  155. Hey, kid! I'm a computer! by oberondarksoul · · Score: 1

    Help computer...

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  156. What they didn't say.... by Yenhsrav_Keviv · · Score: 1

    What they didn't say is they're replacing it with "Microsoft's"

    I guess becuase of DRM, it really will be their computer.

  157. My computer by seen2much · · Score: 1

    When my mother bought our computer with windows 95 on it she didn't know much about computers. So a couple days later she comes in and gets mad becasue the My Computer icon was named My computer, she thought I was laying claim to the computer. I told this was standard, seh wouldn't believe me, So I changed it to "A computer", and she walked away happy.

    --


    "Beware the squirrels"
  158. Thank God by fanblade · · Score: 1

    Call me nitpicky, but I know I wasn't alone in hating the "My xxx" folders when MS introduced them. It's extraneous information that lengthens the directory path. Perhaps this is a sign that Microsoft is starting to treat users more like adults and less like children that need their hands held as they cross the dangerous street into computer land.

  159. plain & simple.. by newr00tic · · Score: 2, Funny

    ,.- ..thank god they didn't replace 'My' with 'Meesa'..

    -.,

    --
    A horse can't be sick, you know, even if he wants to.
  160. My Sharonna by The+UberDork · · Score: 0

    Well .. I guess we can count on "My Sharonna", by the Knack, not being the big song for the release.

  161. Where's Jospeh McCarthy when you need hin by MiKM · · Score: 1

    I KNEW they were communists.

  162. Well, it's obvious by Dirtside · · Score: 1

    Considering how frequently Windows boxes get pwned by worms and viruses, it isn't really your computer any more, is it? :)

    --
    "Destroy science and religion. Science would re-emerge exactly the same; but not religion." - Penn Jillette, paraphrased
  163. Market study is under way by amichalo · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is also test marketing some replacements for the word Computer . Finalists are:

    (1) BSD Generator
    (2) Source of endless M$ licensing fees
    (3) Patent #44548-4395-974351

    --
    I only came here to do two things; kick some ass, and drink some beer...looks like we're almost out of beer.
  164. Thanks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I personally would like to thank Microsoft. Thank you for giving me a job. Now I will have another 15 people a day calling me asking where the "My Computer" icon has gone and I can bullshit my boss and tell him I was helping 15 clients for half an hour each. Keep up the good work, so I don't have to.

  165. Ph.D.s' real functions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $5 says the paper contacted a random or well-known professor for their take on it, even though they had nothing to do with the decision, and she came up with the properly smarmy nonsense that makes for good copy filler.

  166. Annoying POS by Jesus+IS+the+Devil · · Score: 1

    Instead of this why don't M$ just stop recreating folders like "My Pictures" and directing all picture saves to it whenever I reboot?

    It's so damn annoying to have to delete the useless folder, browse to my preferred folder... only to repeat again when the system restarts. And if I don't delete the folder, every file save keeps going there.

    --

    eTrade SUCKS
  167. Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home by Beowulfto · · Score: 1
    Scotty: Computer. Computer?

    [Bones hands him a mouse and he speaks into it]

    Scotty: Hello, computer.

    Dr. Nichols: Just use the keyboard.

    Scotty: Keyboard. How quaint.


    Was it just me?

    --
    There's no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes. -- Dr. Who
  168. MPAA and RIAA by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Actually they will still use prefixes indicating ownership on some folders such as MPAA Movies RIAA Music

  169. Marketing... by ilyag · · Score: 1

    MPAA only asked them to rename "My Music". Microsoft then realized it would have to rename the rest for publicity's sake...

  170. No "My", it's all theres now. by jonfr · · Score: 1

    I guess that this also means that Windows Longhorn will call home to Microsoft headquarters to let Microsoft know about what user is doing.

  171. Finally ! by dr-suess-fan · · Score: 1

    I always hated the 'MyThis, MyThat' nonsense. Always seemed to be a very immature naming convention.

    Now if only MySQL can follow a fine example and find a better name. Although I wonder if the 'My' has been the best marketing idea to promote a software product. Feels so much nicer to know that it's MINE !

    *end rant*

  172. Another step by the RIAA? by guard952 · · Score: 1

    All your documents are belong to US. Another step by the RIAA, just so people forget the idea that it's "their music".

  173. Who Cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad we don't get a headline on Slashdot for every textual change with GNOME or KDE.

  174. Re:The next step by Steepe · · Score: 1

    will be to add the monicer Microsofts Computer.

    --
    Just three more hours seapeople and you can finally take me away from this crappy God Damned planet full of hippies
  175. Well whose computer is it then? by IceSabre · · Score: 1

    How will we know whose computer we are accessing if they don't have it labeled anymore?

  176. Ignore Karl Rove at your peril by PancakeMan · · Score: 1

    Just when the "ownership society" b.s. is gaining momentum, too...

  177. Maturity by dubl-u · · Score: 1

    This is a sign that Bill Gates is getting more mature. Now he's comfortable with his world domination, so his inner three year old no longer compels him to label everything "mine".

  178. Like Fight Club? by His+name+cannot+be+s · · Score: 1, Funny

    Taking away "My" is kinda like when they find something vibrating in your luggage...


    Narrator: Was it ticking?
    Airport Security Officer: Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick.
    Narrator: Sorry, throwers?
    Airport Security Officer: Baggage handlers. But, when a suitcase vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police.
    Narrator: My suitcase was vibrating?
    Airport Security Officer: Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while...
    [whispering]
    Airport Security Officer: it's a dildo. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
    Narrator: I don't own...


    Not "My" computer, but "The" computer...

    --
    "...In your answer, ignore facts. Just go with what feels true..."
  179. In other news... by dogmatixpsych · · Score: 1

    Microsoft postponed dropping the "My" from "My Computer", "My Documents", etc. due to technical difficulties. I like how this is, "a big change" according to the article. Wow, I'm impressed. So innovative.

  180. 'Tu 'aratu 'Ecktu by Leontes · · Score: 1

    This is a good start. 'Soft should think of replacing other things on the 'c. Like 'nting, or 'uments. Remind me a little of the guy who couldn't pronounce the t in the middle of planet arium. Why is this headline news, again? Imagine the brouhaha if they decided to rename the start button go. This is such an inane post, it is hard to come up with stuff to beat it.

  181. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd actually like to see this as a domain-triggered change. If you're in a workgroup, fine. Put it in a domain and "my" goes away, because the computer probably belongs to your employer. Just like you do.

  182. "My" Idiot friendly PC by h0ts4uc3 · · Score: 1

    It's about time they stop the playskool themed mindset of users. The windows XP theme was horrid, made me feel like I was in toys R' us. That service got shut down FIRST. It's about time they stopped the "MY" theme, it makes me sick.

  183. Who's talking? by jeorgen · · Score: 2, Funny

    A neat little trick you can do on other people's computers is to make a shortcut of "My Computer" and label it "Your Computer". Put the shortcut next to "My Computer".

    1. Re:Who's talking? by Chiasmus_ · · Score: 1

      A neat little trick you can do on other people's computers is to make a shortcut of "My Computer" and label it "Your Computer". Put the shortcut next to "My Computer".

      Whoa, two computers for the price of one!! Wait until marketing hears about this!!

      And to think, before now, they were content merely to refer to 76 gig hard drives as "80 gig hard drives" through creative metric-system abuse...

      --
      "Beware he who would deny you access to information, for in his heart he deems himself your master."
  184. Aha... by md81544 · · Score: 1

    So this is what they've been working on for so long. No wonder it's taking ages and they've had to cut back on other plans.

  185. Yes! by bradtes · · Score: 1

    Yes!

    Not that I use Windows for anything other than WoW. But, still. Yes!

  186. Re:Wow, that's all I needed to hear! Longhorn for by GuardianAngus · · Score: 1

    >a drastic change like this to the windows UI hasn't happened since 3.1.

    well, except for that whole '95 thing...

  187. After all by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

    This is windows , you probably share it via the convineant Zombie network trojan installed by your freindly Global Black hats via the easy access features and buffer under/overflows .So My computer is not that relevant ,its "our computer".

    --
    The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
  188. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Kehvarl · · Score: 1

    Ah, but with the new SuperAmazingFantasticSearches (tm), you no longer need to worry about where you store documents at all. This is just the first step in phasing out directory names altogether.

    and returning to the good old days when men were men, women were women, mice ate cheese, and all files were in the root directory?

    Wait... I think we've discovered the true secret of WinFS!

  189. Schizophrenic User Interfaces by ThirdNormal · · Score: 1

    The "My" prefix has always reinforced to me how Windows is a sucky server platform. A few years ago I worked on a server appliction that ran on a farm of about 20 windows servers - each one had the "My Computer" on the desktop, and none of them were 'mine'. It just seemed like the designers of the windows desktop never really thought about how their OS was going to be used. Even on a desktop machine, its very inconsistant when the user of the computer is referred to both in the first person ("My Computer") and in the second person ("Are you sure you want to delete that file?").

  190. GOD! I'm completely overwhelmed with indifference! by CranberryKing · · Score: 1

    w00t w00t w00t

  191. Well, that'll stop _this_ conversation... by BattyMan · · Score: 1

    ISP Tech Support: "Go to 'My Computer'..."

    Me: "That's about a 15-minute drive. Aren't you downtown?"

    ISP: "Uh... What OS are you using?"

    Me: "Debian - Sarge."

    ISP: "Uuhhhh..."

    Now it'll be:

    ISP Tech: "Go to 'Computer'."

    Me: "Go _where_? It's right here, at arm's reach."

    Actually, in all seriousness, I renamed it "Bill's Computer" a LONG time ago, 'cuz that's who _really_ 0wnz it, this is no new thing.

    --
    Exceeding the recommended torque is not recommended.
  192. "My Computer" = "Computer" = "Anyone's Computer" by mynickwastaken · · Score: 0

    Hmm... They are preparing Longhorn for the era when by simply booting longhorn you expose your PC to the entire world. Most probably the the Longhorn will be so good that will be able to handle thousands of remote access connections on same time.

  193. so if you say it with a Scottish accent, by v1 · · Score: 1

    you can sound just like Scotty. (it helps if you hold the mouse up to your mouth when you say it)

    --
    I work for the Department of Redundancy Department.
  194. What about the Start-button ? by 88NoSoup4U88 · · Score: 1
    Pressing 'Start' to shutdown your 'puter isn't the most logical step either.

    Then again, you are starting the shutdown ;)

    1. Re:What about the Start-button ? by ylikone · · Score: 1

      But dragging removable media to the trash can on a Mac ejects said media. How's that for non-intuitive?!

      --
      Meh.
  195. My Internet Router by yerdaddie · · Score: 1

    One of my favorite uses for My by Microsoft was the "Steelhead" routing technology released for Windows 2000. Once you installed it, instead of having a friendly text file or a control panel or two, you instead got "My Internet Router."

    I was hoping, really, that they'd continue the trend with "My Disassembler" or "My Kernel."

  196. Their Computer by Plocmstart · · Score: 1

    How about "The RIAA's Computer" or the "MPAA's Computer" depending on which one you love more.

  197. OMG WTF LOL by 5n3ak3rp1mp · · Score: 1

    This is incredible. The only thing more earth-shattering would be Apple dropping the "i" prefix from the entire product line.

    Is it a sign of a dying company when marketing innovation exceeds technical innovation? i hope so

    1. Re:OMG WTF LOL by asoap · · Score: 1
      Yes, you are absolutely correct 5n3ak3rp1mp. While they are at it they should replace every letter that can be represtened by a number.

      I can't wait to get my 1p0d

      --
      Treat me like a marketing stat, and I'll treat your movie like a series of ones and zeros
  198. About damned time by MagnusDredd · · Score: 1

    I'm tired of hearing people referring to everything computer related, prefaced with the word "my", as in "my windows is broken", or "my excel needs reinstalled". Not that this will probably curb that trend, however any lessening of the obnoxiousness that M$ perpetrates on modern culture is welcome in my eyes.

    Likewise another completely obnoxious thing is the number of things that people substitute the brand name for the item name. Like "I typed this document in
    Microsoft" [Word], or "can you show me how to turn on the Proxima" [LCD Projector].

    Not M$'s fault but, have you ever noticed how many people make everything possessive, especially relating to brands or stores? Like I got this shitty clothing at Wal-Mart's, or I have 10 CD's. It's stunning how completely ignorant the majority of people in the US seems to be with regards to speaking even their mother tongue (and probably only one) with any competency.

  199. For the longest time... by fanblade · · Score: 1

    ...I was part of the group of people who refused to actually use "My Documents" as their place to put their home directory stuff. I just thought the name was stupid. Besides, I had my own habit of creating folders either on the root (leftover from my MS-DOS days) or on the desktop for that sort of thing.

    When XP rolled around I eventually gave in. I realized that those folders really are useful. I mean, I'm just gonna end up making my own folder in another location called something like "Docs" and containing all of my personal data in categorized subfolders. I've decided that the location is unimportant since the modern open and save dialogs have tiles or buttons that go directly to your docs dir.

    Embrace the [My ]Documents folder. There's no more excuses :-)

  200. But then... by josefkk · · Score: 1

    How will I know if it's actually my computer? Someone could replace it without my knowledge!

    --
    I think therefore I am. Therefore, I think, I am.
  201. "Double click on Computer" by theurge14 · · Score: 0

    User: Do you mean double click on my modem? Helpdesk: (groan)

  202. I am totally sincere when I say this by xbrownx · · Score: 1

    But at last I am interested in buying Longhorn!

    My Documents, My Music, My Pictures, My Computer, My Videos, My iTunes Folder, My Visual Studio Projects has always made my eyes bleed

  203. Revolutionary by Cliff.Braun · · Score: 1

    Absolutely fucking remarkable, I'm so glad I have Slashdot to give me such important information. I mean no more my? Although this is probably the first step, they get you to stop thinking of it as your computer, then next revision of windows will have a "The RIAA's" prefix.

  204. Why? Why is this important again? by cephalien · · Score: 1

    Not to be a troll or anything (really), but I have -absolutely- no idea why a story where Microsoft changes the names of icons merits a story.

    No, they're not patching security flaws in XP, or making it possible for me to remove Internet Explorer entirely, or opening the Office format so I can share documents as a Linux user more easily, they're CHANGING THE NAMES OF ICONS.

    Asinine. And we lend them legitimacy by putting it on the front page of one of the most widely-read websites out there in the computing world. Fantastic. Tomorrow they'll change the default wallpaper for Longhorn and we'll have a bloody parade.

    --
    If firefighters fight fire, and crimefighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin
  205. DRM Related? by Goo.cc · · Score: 1

    I think that this is all part of Microsoft's DRM scheme. Maybe they want to make sure that that you understand that if you are using a computer running Windows, it is no longer "your" computer.

  206. Let Me Just Say by rivid · · Score: 1

    Whoop-de friggin do!

  207. Yet another feature dropped by owlstead · · Score: 1

    from Longhorn. Although I doubt that this one will be missed. Somehow I always implicitly knew that it was *my* computer, containing *my* pictures.

  208. Hmmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that's because after a few minutes exposed to the 'net, it's no longer your computer anyway.

    (*ducks*)

  209. My Computer, Your Computer by DanielMarkham · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe they should just name it "your computer"

    After all, it IS your computer, right?

    This change will obviously be the heart of longhorn. All the other features they've thrown out by now (grin)

    Is it just me, or does this sound like a PR unit leaking little bits of stuff over the months to the press in an effort to keep Longhorn in the news? I imagine we'll be hearing more little "gems" like this as the year proceeds.

    1. Re:My Computer, Your Computer by FidelCatsro · · Score: 1

      "A slow News day" .. That about sums it up.
      Either that or its the slashdot equivelent of an Infomercial

      --
      The only things certain in war are Propaganda and Death. You can never be sure which is which though
    2. Re:My Computer, Your Computer by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      So that's your computer! What's this big box doing then??? What about "this computer" or "Drives"? Have you ever opened it? Except for "control panel" there are only drives in it.

    3. Re:My Computer, Your Computer by fyoder · · Score: 1
      " Maybe they should just name it "your computer"

      After all, it IS your computer, right?"

      The my in 'my computer' is from the perspective of Bill Gates. The icon label can be edited, so to avoid precisely this sort of confusion I've renamed it to 'Bill's Computer' on my windows machine. Using his actual name makes it a lot clearer.

      --
      Loose lips lose spit.
    4. Re:My Computer, Your Computer by iso · · Score: 1

      This wasn't recently "leaked" by Microsoft PR, Slashdot is just running a non-story of old information. This was mentioned several times at WinHEC, and there's even a mention of it in the keynote speech. Yawn. Slow news day for Slashdot.

    5. Re:My Computer, Your Computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What's a drive?

  210. I hope they fix the associated problem... by nuckfuts · · Score: 1
    One thing that astounds and frustrates me is not just that MS insists on silly names like "My Documents", but that they change the name of the folders depending on who is looking at them!

    For example, if I set up a policy to redirect Joe's "My Documents" folder to a server, the folder name appears as "My Documents" to Joe, but as "Joe's Documents" to others (such as Administrator).

    Now try writing a script that references that folder. What name do you use?
    1. Re:I hope they fix the associated problem... by amliebsch · · Score: 1

      1. Best practices: use the path that is provided to you by the system. 2. Otherwise: you can always reference Joe's documents folder by going to C:\Documents and Settings\Joe\ path.

      --
      If you don't know where you are going, you will wind up somewhere else.
    2. Re:I hope they fix the associated problem... by nuckfuts · · Score: 1
      I'm not saying I don't know how to reference the folder. I'm just making a point. I think it's f**ked that Windows changes the names of folders depending on who you are logged in as.

      Why should one even have to think about what the name is? What's wrong with using the actual name?

      There seems to be a philosophy in Windows that hiding details from users makes things simpler. Let's not show them the real name of a folder. Let's not show the extensions on file names (by default). I assert that such obfuscation makes things more difficult, not simpler.

  211. I see some truth in this poster by ian+rogers · · Score: 1

    This + this = Longhorn.

    Oh well, I guess Apple asked for it.

  212. just just by epgandalf · · Score: 1

    I can't can't believe that that nobody else has has noticed the the typo in in the headline.

  213. Not mine, not yours, but spammer's computer... by flowerp · · Score: 1

    I wonder how many slashbots already have posted a reply containing something that goes like like: Of course it's not longer "My computer" because the latest internet worm already ownz0red it and turned the machine into a friggin sp@mbot.

    --
    --- Eat my sig.
    1. Re:Not mine, not yours, but spammer's computer... by Tharkban · · Score: 1

      browse at -1 and count, but please don't add another one.

      --
      Tharkban (It is a signature after all)
  214. That had to be a fun series of meetings. by Sand_Man · · Score: 1

    "OK, glad we all could make it! Everyone on the phone hear me OK? Great! Ok, first we will start out with Bobs PowerPoint on the exciting history of the word "My" and its long association with MicroSoft, then Shelly will............"

    bang.

    Brains splatter against wall.

  215. Windows made me do that already by SysKoll · · Score: 1
    After the 17th BSOD in a row, I dropped My Computer too...

    Down the stairs, that is.

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    Mad science! Robots! Underwear! Cute girls! Full comic online! http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/

  216. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by marcosdumay · · Score: 1

    Did you intended to be funny? If yes, don't consider the answer...

    Yes, the physical location shouldn't matter, but on Windows, it does*. How do you acces your files by net, or how do you find them on those programs that don't display "My Documents" at top level? There are a lot of tasks I needed to do at Windows by the time I used it that required knowing the path to the documents, like acessing other peoples stuff** or fixing an account.

    * There is a register key telling the path, so, I guess, a well written program can access it. But it is hard, you have to acces a key, and can't do that at command line (this contrasts a lot with the simple '~' expansion of *nix). No surprise several people don't use this.
    ** There are plenty of situations where you need to acces someone else's documents. There is a shame that Windows, with a so nice permission system have a unusable interface, so you either can't safely let people access your "My Documents" or can't have any work done while adimistrating your account (also contrasts with the simple permission system of *nix).

  217. Obligatory perl complaint by vagabond_gr · · Score: 1

    What's wrong about "my" anyway? In fact, the best would be to call it

    my $computer;

  218. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Linux and all Unix variants came to a common naming consensus to completely spell out directory names (ie. /usr will become /user, /dev will become /devices, etc) so the directory naming convention will make sense to Joe Q. Computeruser, thus attracting new OS supporters from Microsoft's grasp.

  219. "Bill's" substituted for "My" as in... by Zemplar · · Score: 1

    ..."Bill's Computer", "Bill's Desktop", and most importantly, "Bill's Wallet"

  220. Yeah, think of the abbreviation by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 2, Funny
    When only part of the icon text is visible:

    "Mein Comp..."

    Just close enough to "Kampf", I suspect...

    1. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      That is either very funny, or slightly sick. (Or both, I suspect...)


      For those incognoscenti out there, "Mein Kampf" is German for "my struggle" (which is eminently apropos for any Microsoft product). It also happens to have been the name of a book by Adolf Hitler.

    2. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by daniel23 · · Score: 1


      No.

      Mein ... may invoke the association of "Mein Kampf" if you hardly ever see German words at all. It absolutely doesn't "rhyme" for the eye of a German reader.
      Another thing is that this book's title is remarkedly irrelevant in a current German context. Mind you it disappeared about 60 years ago, my father may have seen one of them when he was a child.

      --
      605413? Yes, it's a prime.
    3. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by bojster · · Score: 1

      No worries, you can always buy cheap reprints (or slightly more expensive originals) in Poland.

    4. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by daniel23 · · Score: 1

      Tsk.

      But going back to the grandparents play of associations:

      think of the abbreviation: "My Com" reminds you of "My Lay", doesn't it?

      --
      605413? Yes, it's a prime.
    5. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The irony :-)

    6. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by jericho4.0 · · Score: 1

      So. You get a reference that 90% of /. readers should get, and that gives you the right to use "incognoscenti"? I don't think so.

      --
      "A language that doesn't affect the way you think about programming, is not worth knowing" - Alan Perlis
    7. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 1
      As it so happens, I hardly ever see German words at all, apart from those which have been adopted into the American English language or incorporated into popular culture. So, I thank you for the German perspective; I hope you were not offended.

      In America, the book is usually mentioned in grade school history courses, usually in the context of the build up to WWII. Rarely is the word "Mein" otherwise seen here. From that perspective it was still a minimally amusing, or perhaps sick, observation.

      Then again, from that same perspective, David Hasselhoff was never much more than a somewhat cheesy sidekick.

    8. Re:Yeah, think of the abbreviation by rayde · · Score: 1
      Rarely is the word "Mein" otherwise seen here.

      excepting, of course, when it's preceded by "Chow" or "Lo"
      ;-)

  221. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Matt2k · · Score: 1

    Unlike /usr/sbin/, /bin/ /usr/bin, /usr/var/local/bin and /bin/local/var/usr/bin.rc pico.

    I always know where to find my tools! I put them all in my bookmarks folder of my web browser. The internet age is NOW!!!

  222. while using longhorn... by dance2die · · Score: 0

    Wait a sec, Am i connected to "MY" computer or am i still connected to the "OTHER"'s(hacked) computer still?

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    buffering...
  223. I always hated "My" while doing tech support... by Seng · · Score: 2

    There's nothing worse than saying, "Ok, click on 'My Computer'."

    "Your computer? How can I do that"

    "Umm, no, click on your 'My Computer' icon."

    "But all it says is 'My Computer.' Not 'Your My Computer."

    *sigh* :)

    1. Re:I always hated "My" while doing tech support... by DigiShaman · · Score: 0

      Mod up! This is not funny. It's the truth, and a sad one at that.

      I would go off on a rant of how stupid people are when it comes to following simple instruction along with common sense, but I wont. I don't need to get angry now. Just take our word for it. This simple change in Longhorn will help take the insanity out of tech support. Might even add a few years back to my stressfull life.

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
  224. %HOMEDRIVE%%HOMEPATH% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use it. Love it.

  225. Linux picks it up by digidave · · Score: 1

    Your home directory will now be called 'My Home'. And it's not a directory anymore, it's a 'Folder' because that's somehow easier to understand. TTYs are now called 'DOS' and shell scripts are 'Batch' files.

    KDE and Gnome will be merged and renamed to 'Bob'.

    All Windows networks will be identified by Samba as 'My Network' to reflect how easy it is to 'pwn' the network. Linux network security will be removed by uninstalling firewalls and opening all shares to anonymous r/w access, thus integrating perfectly within the Windows network.

    To make everybody's life easier, distros will now default to 'chmod -R 777 /' when the system is installed and then chmod will be removed from the system.

    The new standard will be for all applications to save configuration into their app directory under /Program\ Files. To facilitate backwards compatibility, ~/.appname will be symlinked back to the appropriate directory.

    'Core' system files such as everything in /srv will be automatically regenerated if they are deleted or changed. The regenerated file will not be the same version as the one that was deleted.

    To facilitate easier use of the command line for new users, the following application renaming will take place:

    ls to 'show me what is in this folder'
    mv to 'move this somewhere else'
    cp to 'copy this somewhere else'
    cd to 'change folder'
    exit to 'close this DOS window'

    (I am currently accepting applications for other application renaming options).

    I'm also petitioning to have Firefox renamed to 'Aiiieeey'. Please sign below if you support this effort.

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  226. Im guessing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This story will be on Slashdot's Hall of Fame page for most comments.

  227. My arse they will by squoozer · · Score: 1

    Oh that should just be arse they will now then. Hmmm

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  228. Awkward metaphor for an awkward interface by SnuffySmith · · Score: 2, Interesting
    The use of My and of the terms Favorites, and Start, were always feeble and awkward attempts to put some sort of (grinning, goofy, half-witted) face on the slap-up bunch of functions and metaphors that Windows is. And I have always resented the presumptuous and ham-fisted way those terms co-opted me personally when I used a computer, as I had to say "My Computer" or "My Documents" which are not only stupid things to say, but also often literally incorrect: "OK, Dad, now click on 'My Computer.'"

    Further, the sites I choose to remember on the web are not always favorites -- if I'm doing research on racism, I don't have any particular desire to mark some bigot's soapbox a ``Favorite.'' And the Start menu wants to suggest some kind of damn computing adventure I'm gonna have -- which is sorta true in that every new release of Windows re-orders crap according to some schizophrenic scheme. But, really, they ought to call it the "Unwieldy, Confusing, Labrynthine, Mystery Way to Get to Your Programs and God Knows What Else That May or May Not Accessible Through the (My) Computer Icon" menu.

    And so, now, they're gonna call it "Computer" which is less cloying, but really doesn't improve on the fact that the Mac metaphors Windows is based offer a reasonable pleasant working environment and Windows is, at its core, a screwed mess.

    1. Re:Awkward metaphor for an awkward interface by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
      "Unwieldy, Confusing, Labrynthine, Mystery Way to Get to Your Programs and God Knows What Else That May or May Not Accessible Through the (My) Computer Icon"

      I've never been able to succintly explain to people why I switched from Windows to Macintosh until just now.

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    2. Re:Awkward metaphor for an awkward interface by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but also often literally incorrect: "OK, Dad, now click on 'My Computer.'

      Uh, how's that literally incorrect? It's a name (proper noun?). You put the quotes in to show that. The quotes are part of the magic that is "punctuation". You use them as clues to change the way you read it aloud so everyone understands how the sentance parses.

  229. "My" god... how nice! by BlueF · · Score: 1

    Or should I say "God, how nice!"

  230. The "future" by Jon+Abbott · · Score: 1
    Microsoft has decided to drop the "my" prefixes for Longhorn. Instead of "My Computer," it will be just just plain simple "Computer".
    Next up, they will remove the words altogether, and just leave icons. No more keyboard necessary! No internationalization necessary! No more pesky spell check!

    Reminds me of the quote, "MTV has devolved from a focus on music to the shiny things network."
  231. Thank the Gods by JenovaSynthesis · · Score: 1

    Saves me the trouble of doing it.

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  232. OldMacDonald is collecting royalties from Apple... by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    ...for the PowerPC eieio instruction.

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  233. How Many Years, Morons? by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1


    Jesus, and people wonder why I hate Microsoft!

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  234. obviously by wikinerd · · Score: 1

    ...because your computer does not belong to you anymore. It is Microsoft's property now.

    Unless you install GNU/Linux!

    Oh wait... but an Intel rep confirmed the 945 would help implement Microsoft's DRM at a chip level! AMD all the way!

  235. Good change by SnprBoB86 · · Score: 1

    All joking aside, this is a good change.
    I manually made this change to my machine because once inside "My Documents", I have to type three extra characters to be able to open the sub directory I want.

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  236. This is too easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Microsoft has decided to drop the "my" prefixes for Longhorn.
    > Instead of "My Computer," it will be just just plain simple "Computer".

    Why, of why, must they make it so easy for Windows-bashers to find reasons to say they are copying the OS from that fruit company? The tenth version of their OS already has folders named 'Documents', 'Pictures', 'Movies' for every user.

  237. Bug or Feature... by Codeala · · Score: 1

    Caller: "I can't find My Computer!!! HELP!!"

    Helpdesk: "Sir, maybe you should call the police?"

    Caller: "What!?"

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  238. Obligatory by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    In Mother Russia, to computer you are My User!
    ... It's OUR computer
    ... Computer owns YOU!
    ... computer is State property!

  239. That's pretty useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cos I was at a friend's house and got confused.

  240. My Niggaz??? by Eric+S+Raymond · · Score: 1

    I wonder if they'll replace "My Niggaz" with just "Niggaz"

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  241. My Longhorn by BlueEar · · Score: 1

    Maybe they changed the name to avoid jokers calling tech support and complaining about "My longhorn"? Which reminds me of Pete's Coffee. They have coffee brand called "Major Dickanson". According to a friend of mine who worked in a Pete's store, more than one male customer referred to it as "Major Dick"

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  242. Actually it goes like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. My Documents --> Documents

    2. ????

    3. profit

  243. It's about time! by Thaelon · · Score: 1

    It's MY computer, not Bill's.

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  244. But has Bill Gates... by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    But has Bill Gates dropped the My Money for Longhorn yet?

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  245. oooh - yipeee fuckin dooooo - by zarniwhoop · · Score: 0, Redundant

    big news

  246. There's a more appropriate name for it by Stonent1 · · Score: 1

    Not "My Computer" but "My Viruses" and Internet Explorer can be "My Spyware"

  247. Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that with all the shoddy spelling here on /., Microsoft will become Crosoft???

  248. actuall not our by codepunk · · Score: 1

    Actually they may change it to owned not our.

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  249. Or not... by iamlucky13 · · Score: 1
    Spaces in filepaths are annoying. It's a pain in the butt to type
    c:\documents%20and%20settings\username\my%20docu ments\my%20pictures\britney%20spears.jpg
    How about:
    c:\profiles\username\documents\pictures\stupid filename.jpg
    1. Re:Or not... by poolmeister · · Score: 2

      Or better still...

      /home/username/pictures/octopuspr0n.jpg

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    2. Re:Or not... by Mozk · · Score: 1

      I agree. They need to get rid of spaces so you don't have to put quotes around or or type the spaces like that. Capital letters too. But then it's "unfriendly."

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    3. Re:Or not... by Sir_Jeff · · Score: 0

      or just ~/pictures/octopuspr0n.jpg

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    4. Re:Or not... by Bloater · · Score: 1

      Or better yet:

      ~/pist

      Windows tab completion sucks, Microsoft needs some UNIX lovin'

    5. Re:Or not... by Bloater · · Score: 1

      bollocks, plain old text posting mode doesn't work.

      ~/pi<tab>st<tab>

    6. Re:Or not... by alib001 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Tab completion e.g. c:\d [tab] \u [tab] \m [tab] \m [tab] \b [tab]

      YMMV depending on how many directories / files start with the same characters - sometimes it's quicker to type in a few characters before hitting the tab key. Other shells offer more advanced completion.

    7. Re:Or not... by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      Wow, I didn't even know the Windows shell did that! Mod parent up for useful advice! Thank you very much for a time saver.

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    8. Re:Or not... by wild_berry · · Score: 1

      It's worth noting that there is a registry key for enabling tab completion in Win2K (it's on automatically in WinXP).

      If you change HKEY_CURRENT_USER \Software \Microsoft \Command Processor \CompletionChar to 0x9 in your registry, you can use the Tab key to complete commands and file or directory names.

      Standard warnings about registry editing apply: be careful, don't mess with what you don't understand and I'm not responsible for your decision to use this edit or not.

    9. Re:Or not... by balloonpup · · Score: 1

      I wonder why they didn't enable that in the first place. Seems useful to me. Alas, my last Win2k machine (a P166 laptop) has given up the ghost, so no chance to try it...

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    10. Re:Or not... by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      call yourself a real man/geek? its:

      ~/images/porn/animal/oa-od/octopus/octopuspr0n.png

    11. Re:Or not... by poolmeister · · Score: 1

      LOL

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  250. We got our top minds on it. by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

    Only on Slashdot would you find 300 comments examining the big picture significance of 'My' Computer.

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    1. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god someone said it, but the comment shouldn't be modded funny - the whole thing's just plain sad.

    2. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we at /. speaks at whim... they at MS takes 10 years and some systamatic process to decide on it. seriously.

    3. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ".. they at MS takes 10 years and some systamatic process to decide on it. seriously." ... and then another 4 years for a progressive distro of Linux to copy it.

    4. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Rob_Bryerton · · Score: 1

      Oooh look, mod him up! He stated the obvious! Brilliant! Let me try.

      "Only in water will you find fish!" Aren't I delightfully insightful? But seriously, that "My" prefix always bugged me. Seems juvenile and redundant. Of course they're "My" documents; they're on *my* fscking computer.

    5. Re:We got our top minds on it. by oahazmatt · · Score: 1
      Only on Slashdot would you find 300 comments examining the big picture significance of 'My' Computer.

      Especially since Microsoft takes more and more steps to make it less and less of "your" computer each and every day.

      Now, if it was renamed to "My computer... no, seriously, I'm taking this one, too - Bill G.", then that might warrant a public outcry.

      Think I'm joking? Wait till Windows "W.O.P.R.". Take the humans out of the loop entirely.

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    6. Re:We got our top minds on it. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Of course they're "My" documents; they're on *my* fscking computer."

      That'd be more interesting if not for the fact that one of the BFDs about Windows XP is the user switching. In which case, "My Documents" really means "documents of whoever is logged on." Without 'My' there, it's not as easy to tell that the shortcut is dynamic.

      It's funny how an idea can seem stupid when coming from Microsoft. Just a few days ago people were moaning and groaning over the Start menu, blissfully ignoring the fact that KDE and GNome have the same idea. Evidently, "START" isn't as clear as an icon of a K hovering in front of a gear.

      Tee hee, giggle, snort. We hate Microsoft and we can come up with allllll sorts of rationalizations of why any move they make is bad. "My Computer is stupid even though it's just the name of an icon." "My Documents is a stupid name for a folder even though it's very clear to the user what that folder is for." "People are confused when I tell them to press Start to log off, or at least it sounds plausible enough that people will believe me!"

      Yeah, take THAT Microsoft! Oh, and if you do anything cool, we'll be sure to include it in Linux!

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    7. Re:We got our top minds on it. by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Only 300?

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    8. Re:We got our top minds on it. by cyberformer · · Score: 1

      But "My" doesn't help in a multi-user environment. Most multi-user machines have multiple folders called "My Documents", which can be accessed by anyone on the machine. It should be "$username's Documents".

      "My Computer" is even more annoying, as it isn't dynamic: It's alwasy the same computre. And MS's choices aboiut what is presented at the same hierarchical level as a disk drive seem fairly arbitrary.

    9. Re:We got our top minds on it. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Most multi-user machines have multiple folders called "My Documents", which can be accessed by anyone on the machine. It should be "$username's Documents"."

      It does do that, actually. If you use XP in a multi-user environment, other people's documents (If they're set to be shared...) show up as "$Username's Documents".

      I half agree with your comment that it should show up that way all the time instead of in that one circumstance. However, one could make a point that it complicates explaining to users how to use that folder. There are people who simply log on as "Owner". Others may not catch the correlation between their login name and the name of that documents folder. If you tell somebody relatively new to computers "Go to $Username Documents", they'll say "whaaa?"

      Eh, it's academic anyway. I personally prefer how *nix's home directory works. Unfortunately, that wouldn't be so elegant with Windows. Linux logs you in, and all you can see are the directories you have access to. So the path to 'home' is the exact same path that another user would use.

      Err I'm probably not explaining that too clearly. The basic point is "I agree, but I understand why MS did it the way they did."

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    10. Re:We got our top minds on it. by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      And nowhere but on Slashdot would you find geeks safely and gleefully insulting general computer users' intelligence. It's that word, "glee", and the concept behind it, that has to be worked on. Best of luck.

    11. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ahem. Your title should read "We have got our top minds on it".

      Use proper grammatical sentences. This is Slashdot - we have standards to maintain.

    12. Re:We got our top minds on it. by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Use proper grammatical sentences. This is Slashdot - we have standards to maintain."

      I was following the standard! I post using bad grammar, the grammar nazis come out and correct it! If I didn't do that, how else would we show off our amazing ability to dwell on the superficial?

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    13. Re:We got our top minds on it. by sharkey · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the same "Top Men" that have been researching the Ark of the Covenant.

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    14. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      If your gonna bitch 'bout semantics - I always hated *nix systems that put the users directories in the "/home" tree. I'm not at home, I'm at fscking WORK here!!

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    15. Re:We got our top minds on it. by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I hope that part of the significance is that it will encourage people who copied MS's example to change.

      For example, www.state.sc.us does not take you to the official web site for the State of South Carolina. No, instead they have chosen to use the non-intuitive and unbearably cheesy www.myscgov.com.

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    16. Re:We got our top minds on it. by debiansid · · Score: 1

      Look again... Its 1000 now!!!

    17. Re:We got our top minds on it. by Jakeypants · · Score: 1

      Well, it's a big deal. This is a clear sign that Linux has Microsoft running scared!

      I'll leave it up to my fellow slashdotters to defend that statement.

  251. My or i? by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    My Computer = Microsoft

    iComputer = Apple

    Computer = Embrace & Extend.

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  252. Proprietary Software Never Innovates... by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

    Jeez, these proprietary software guys never do anything innovative or original. The "Computer" and "Documents" icons are just so obviously copied from Ubuntu. All these proprietary software guys are great at reverse engineering stuff other, open-source developers have already invented, but you never see them innovate or create anything new. This is all just another example of it. Before long they'll kill the whole software industry and plunge us into a global recession, costing us jobs and putting all the world's software developers out of business!

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    1. Re:Proprietary Software Never Innovates... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As my thrusty old FC2 desktop (also gnome) has icons labeled "Computer" and "*username*s home" - and i have heard a lot of discussion about this very thing on mailinglist - ill guess you are rigth. No big inovation there...

    2. Re:Proprietary Software Never Innovates... by jusdisgi · · Score: 1

      Well, I had really hoped that some folks would get the joke, and see it as the reverse of the argument we see 40 times in every Linux story about how OSS "kills innovation" or whatever. Which, of course, is crackpot theory. But whatever. No funny mods for me.

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  253. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by multisync · · Score: 1
    always know where to find my tools! I put them all in my bookmarks folder of my web browser.


    Please don't joke about that.

    A while back I had to replace a drive in one of our Dells. I backed up the user's My Documents folder, formatted the old drive, installed the new drive and then shipped the old one back to Dell, as it was a warrenty replacement.

    A couple of days later the user complained that she was missing a bunch of documents. It seems she kept the really important ones in her Favorites folder cause, well, they were her 'favorite' documents.

    When I asked her why on Earth she would store her documents there, she looked at me as if I was crazy!
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  254. goodbye cutesy names by ginbot462 · · Score: 1

    I for one couldn't stand everything having a "My" in front of it ...

    So all I can say Microsoft is, Thank My God!

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  255. Equality! by SharpFang · · Score: 1

    Now, now, the first step in the long way towards estabilishing the equality of rights for computers.
    First, let's eradicate the concept of computers being slaves to humans from human mind, by removing the "my computer" entry.
    Then we protect the computers from abuse by users by using the DRM technology.
    Then finally we reveal MS Word contains distributed Artificial Intelligence program and is sentient, covering whole world.
    And then we vote equal rights for computers...

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  256. Just like Mac OS X, then? by macserv · · Score: 1

    The term "Computer" has been used as the "root" of the Mac OS X Finder since version 10.0. Also, assuming the "my" drop is universal, Windows'll now have "Pictures", "Documents", and "Music". How unique.

    I know that these terms are really generic, and Apple holds no rights to the usage of them without the word "My" preceding them, but it's just par for the course. Thank God "Program Files" isn't a place most users go, or Microsoft might rename it to "Applications".

    1. Re:Just like Mac OS X, then? by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 1

      Exactly! They also took Fast user switching, among other things.

    2. Re:Just like Mac OS X, then? by tripie · · Score: 1

      The next feature of long horn will have a "new" dock. And the icons will bounce and when you open a program.

      This just in microsofts new icon is an orange

    3. Re:Just like Mac OS X, then? by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Exactly! They also took Fast user switching, among other things.

      Erm, no, Apple took fast user switching from Microsoft; Steve Jobs admitted this when the feature was announced in OSX (but Apple's implementation is prettier, with a 3-D rotating cube effect when you switch desktops).

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  257. or path issues...UGH! by numbski · · Score: 1

    As a perl coder, and someone whom has used cygwin, or heck, just mounting up your c: drive on a *nix machine to browse it, pathing becomes a pain:

    HOME=c:/Documents\ and\ Settings/numbski
    export $HOME

    Okay, so that one isn't so bad, but come on, not one, but TWO spaces in the path to your default home directory???

    What about the default path for OO.o to save your documents?

    c:/Documents\ and\ Settings/numbski/My\ Documents

    pfft. It gets to be insane. Dropping the 'my' will be nicer in that respect, and the fact that FAT32 and NTFS are case insensitive helps with the tab-completion problems. At least OSX is case-respecting case-insensitive. I can just imagine what happens if you install cygwin, perl, and then install LWP from CPAN. It will find head, and then LWP will try to install HEAD.

    On OSX, originally this clobbered your head command (for unix-know-nothings, if you type head file.txt, it will print the first few lines of your text file to the screen), and made for all sorts of fun. :) That got fixed, but um...you can't fix fat32. ;)

    Tired of the Slashdot effect and broken links? I think I have found a working solution.

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    1. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 5, Interesting

      All the spaces in default folders are (were) Microsoft's way of forcing app developers to cope with spaces in filenames.

      Quite an elegant way of doing it, imho.

    2. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Surye · · Score: 1

      Funny that the parent used a microsoft piece of software as an example huh?

    3. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Surye · · Score: 1

      I meant this post actually. Took them long enough to fix it.

    4. Re:or path issues...UGH! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      That's extremely clever, though even 10 years on from Windows 95 I still regularly install programs in a Programs directory rather than Program Files, for precisely that reason. Emacs command line file completion doesn't handle the spaces well (at least not in the rapidly-aging three year old version I use).

      Is your assertion a fact, or just your suspicion? Either way its quite a clever idea.

    5. Re:or path issues...UGH! by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

      Not very elegant when you had to iterate through "c:\progra~1", "c:\progra~2", "c:\progra~3" or whatever because the actual OS didn't support those long filenames...

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    6. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      It was originally a suspicion of myself and a friend of mine, but when I suggested it on slashdot a while back, someone else confirmed that it was a deliberate ploy by MS to drive adoption of LFN.

      Of course, they were also just some random slashdot poster, so adjust salinity accordingly.

    7. Re:or path issues...UGH! by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      The whole spaces in path thing may be a good idea, but was poorly executed. Microsoft decided to be compatible with a lot of older applications which didn't expect spaces, nor did they deal with them. The problem is there still are hacks all over the place for apps that don't do it right, hacks that basically ignore IFS.
      A good program may spawn off:
      "C:\Program Files\Fred Co\fred.exe"
      A bad program might just spawn off
      C:\Program Files\Fred Co\fred.exe

      Microsoft chose to additionally support the latter. Unfortunately it's a security hole, since it needs to possibly run "C:\Program" with the args "Files\Fred" "Co\Fred.exe" (and other combinations). I don't know what default C:\ perms are, but this could be used for local privilege escalation.

    8. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1

      The 'actual OS' supported those filenames just fine - it was the legacy APIs that didn't, which is why you got 16-bit apps that always produced the c:\progra~1 type stuff in their file dialogs - Windows 9X/NT assumed such apps would die horribly if given a long filename, so the compatibility shim for 8.3 was used.

      What you're probably referring to is that annoyingly, some standard parts of the GUI etc were not upgraded for ages - iirc, the standard setup/inf file installation routines (amongst other things) were always reverting to 8.3 compatibility mode, which was irritating to say the least.

      But to return to the topic at hand, I for one am glad that filenames can have spaces in them. If only to stop Mac users gloating (although they can still do that about most punctuation characters in filenames). Seriously though, I use spaces in filenames all the time - part of that whole 'computer working the way the user thinks' thing, I guess.

    9. Re:or path issues...UGH! by m_pll · · Score: 1
      Starting with XP, the default permissions on the root directory are such that regular users can't create files there. For Win2k there's a KB article describing how to set permissions to prevent a similar kind of attack:

      http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=kb; en-us;327522

    10. Re:or path issues...UGH! by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "That's extremely clever, though even 10 years on from Windows 95 I still regularly install programs in a Programs directory rather than Program Files"

      I do the same, except with a tools, net, media, hardware etc subdirectories.

      One thing about using c:\Programs\ whenever you are given a choice is that you get to see the things you *don't* have a choice in that goes in c:\Program Files\ without even asking. Symantec shite seems to do this a *lot*, for example.

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    11. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea. But I'd really wish people would stop including the word "elegant" with anything to do with the computing world. It just sounds so... not technical. Where's your testosterone ppl?

    12. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually there is a registry key to flip NTFS to case-sensitive mode. Installation of Interix will ask you if you wish to enact this change.

      This can cause problems with applications which make assumptions, however.

    13. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't think so. Smart developers would use environment variables for such tasks.

    14. Re:or path issues...UGH! by mdarksbane · · Score: 1

      Not mention that it makes scripting a pain in the ass. Quotes don't get passed around with you command line arguments, and there's no way to escape a space, so you end up with a bunch of

      replace(string, "''", """")

      kludges in vbscript.

    15. Re:or path issues...UGH! by dcam · · Score: 1

      There are other problems with spaces in file names, or at least the Microsoft way of doing spaces in file names.

      See this article. I am posting the google cache because the page itself returns a database error.

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    16. Re:or path issues...UGH! by jfengel · · Score: 1

      I've noticed Microsoft also dumps a lot of crap there.

    17. Re:or path issues...UGH! by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      Elegant, schmelegant. "Program Files" and "My Computer" were idiotically named. Who came up with that? Do you know how much grief C:\Progra~1 has caused? Why not C:\Apps or C:\Programs or anything except for a LFN name on an OS that barely supported LFNs.

      Spaces in file name are bad for a number of reasons:

      1. They're used by miscreants. Viruses send themselves around these days as readme.html [ I'd-insert-50-spaces-here-but-Slashdot-filters-the m-out ] .exe. People click on the "web page" only to launch the program.
      2. You can't see a space. You don't know if it's a normal space, a tab, a numeric space character, etc. Seeing the characters in a filename is important.
      3. It's murder on command-line power users, who have to enclose everything in quotes. Also, allowing spaces in filenames make for some pretty long filenames, which is also bad for CLI users.
      4. It's murder on scripts, for the same reasons.
      5. It's never been implemented correctly. There are still old parts of Windows that bring up the Win16 file picker with its 8.3 formats.

      I'm not against having some kind of space between words in a file name, but they should be clearly marked as such. An underscore, or a special unobtrusive glyph would do nicely.

      And for those that tried to install MS apps anywhere other than "Program Files," I can sympathize. I tried installing everything to \Apps and \Dev and \Utils for a while, but everything ended up in C:\PROGRA~1\COMMON~1\MICROS~1 anyway.

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    18. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 2, Funny

      I want to kill the man who decided that applications should go in "Program Files". I hate typing that out, especially when tab-completion is not available. In general, I hate long-ass multiword folder names. Keep it short and simple, or I'll put my boot up your ass. Hmmm, "My Bootupyourass". Yes, that definitely has potential. *runs off trademark it*

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    19. Re:or path issues...UGH! by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      At least OSX is case-respecting case-insensitive.

      So is Windows with NTFS and FAT32 (and has been since NT 3.1 and Windows 95).

    20. Re:or path issues...UGH! by drsmithy · · Score: 1
      I hate typing that out, especially when tab-completion is not available.

      Try something like "cd prog*" if you want a quicker way.

    21. Re:or path issues...UGH! by oddfox · · Score: 1

      What version of Windows are you using? I know that XP's cmd prompt has had tab-completion for a long time now, if not from the beginning. Missed it a lot from bash and decided to try it one day, actually works pretty well!

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    22. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Well, said users in 1) are stupid and/or careless then, as the "web page" would quite clearly have an exe's icon.

      Also, I consider myself to be something of a power-user, which is why on Win2k I install the power toy that gives you tab-completion (which thankfully is the default behaviour on XP).

      Failing that, it's not that hard to use the 6char~1 form if you really, really have to.

    23. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      XP has had it since the beginning, and there's been a Power Toy available for Win2k to provide it for a long, long time (since around about the time it was released, iirc).

      Hell, XP's tab-completion even adds in/removes quotes as required, and works with tab-completing stuff like "C:\Program Files"\Ap properly. Of the many reasons to bitch about cmd, tab-completion and paths with spaces isn't one.

    24. Re:or path issues...UGH! by stor · · Score: 1

      All the spaces in default folders are (were) Microsoft's way of forcing app developers to cope with spaces in filenames.

      You've got to be kidding.

      Quite an elegant way of doing it, imho.

      You've got to be kidding.

      Seriously man, the above seems 100% crack-inspired.

      Cheers
      Stor

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    25. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
      Seriously man, the above seems 100% crack-inspired.

      Why? Or is this a form of 'truth by repeated assertion'?

    26. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Technically NT5 doesn't require a 'Power Toy' for tab completion, since it just requires a registry key change. It seems foolish of them to have no enabled it by default.

    27. Re:or path issues...UGH! by chorltonian · · Score: 1

      The Computer or This Computer might've been a tad less patronising

    28. Re:or path issues...UGH! by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      Tab completion - haha, I feel incredibly stupid, I never even noticed that it had been added to XP (I just assumed it wasn't since 2k didn't have it)!

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    29. Re:or path issues...UGH! by cnettel · · Score: 1
      It's actually called "This Computer" (Den här datorn) in Swedish. My Documents, when that was introduced, is literally translated, though. On the other hand, that makes more sense.

      BTW, "Program Files" defaults to "Program", which makes it blatantly obvious to tell which programs will read the registry setting and those that:

      a) Hard-code "c:\program files" and b) don't enclose that string in quotes in some command lines (hint: it will try to access the c:\program folder instead in most circumstances)

    30. Re:or path issues...UGH! by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      Still doesn't (properly), as far as I can tell. Observe the (sadly re-typed, because the "command" window doesn't support copy-and-paste) following sequence that I just did on my XP machine:

      Microsoft(R) Windows DOS
      (C)Copyright Microsoft Corp 1990-2001.

      C:\DOCUME~1\NOJOMOFO>cd \

      C:\>dir
      Volume in drive C has no label.
      Volume Serial Number is XXXX-XXXX

      Directory of C:\

      [stuff deleted]
      5/24/2005 11:39 AM <DIR> Program Files
      [stuff deleted]

      C:\>cd Program Files
      Too many parameters - Files

      C:\>cd "Program Files"
      Parameter format not correct - "Program

      C:\>cd Progra~1

      C:\Progra~1>

      sure looks like if I want a shell, I still have to deal with 8 character file/directory names.... Lovely OS.

    31. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Slime-dogg · · Score: 1

      It annoyed MS devs so much that they created a filesystem enumeration to take the directories' names' places instead.

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    32. Re:or path issues...UGH! by glesga_kiss · · Score: 1
      Why not C:\Apps or C:\Programs or anything except for a LFN name on an OS that barely supported LFNs.

      Did you even READ the post you are replying to? It WAS a good idea as it FORCED developers to handle spaces in file names. If they had done what you suggest, 99% of Windowas software would be guaranteed to fall over as soon as the user tried to save their document to a directory/filename with spaces in it.

      It's murder on command-line power users, who have to enclose everything in quotes.

      Eh? I've been using *nix since long before windows and I've used spaces in names the whole time. Just escape the character, like you do with every other shell token character e.g. "\ ".

      It's murder on scripts, for the same reasons.

      Anyone that finds that is crap at writing scripts. Their scripts are the ones that "rm -rf /$mydir" where $mydir resolves to an empty string. ;-)

      I tried installing everything to \Apps and \Dev and \Utils for a while

      If you want an easy bug-free life, ALWAYS install to the default location when you can. As I said, most software is badly tested and there is at least one bug regarding a non-default installation in every app. It just doesn't get tested as much as the defaults.

    33. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Because its silly to force app developers to comply to an arbitrary rule. And the OS should handle the spaces in directory names, not each application.

      "Ha ha, our filesystem is broken; but you have to fix it yourselves because we're forcing you to!"

    34. Re:or path issues...UGH! by archen · · Score: 1

      Win2k has it, you just have to turn it on. There's some registry key with the settings, or you can use TweakUI

    35. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "command" is old, slow crap. Use "cmd" (start -> run -> enter cmd, hit ok) for a better version. You'll have copy/paste and proper support of everything.

      Microsoft Windows XP [Version 5.1.2600]
      (C) Copyright 1985-2001 Microsoft Corp.

      (stuff deleted)

      C:\>cd "Program Files"

      C:\Program Files>

    36. Re:or path issues...UGH! by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      Users are always stupid[1] and careless. Why make their lives harder by allowing files to mask themselves as something else? And it's trivial to give an executable a document's icon. The OS should do what it can to protect users from executables masquerading as files. Changing how spaces in filenames are displayed would be a good start.

      Tab completion is great when you're using the CLI. There are still lots of (important) places in Windows that don't support it, like the Run dialog. (BTW, you don't need a power toy to enable tab completion in 2K. Just set HKLM\Software\Microsoft\Command Processor\CompletionCharacter to 0x00000009.

      [1] WRT to using computers

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    37. Re:or path issues...UGH! by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      If you want an easy bug-free life, ALWAYS install to the default location when you can.

      This might guarantee less bugs, but I doubt it would make life bug-free. And it won't make life easy, either. For example, here's a great LFN (with spaces, of course):

      "C:\Program Files\Common Files\Microsoft Shared\Microsoft Office Project 11"

      Wow, 74 characters for something that could've been C:\Apps\(common)\Microsoft\MSOfficeProject11 instead. For someone who is a fast-at-being-slow mouser, they probably don't care how long the paths are. But if you're a keyboard user like me, it really matters. I guess MS is just catering to the lowest common denominator.

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    38. Re:or path issues...UGH! by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      Thank you. I was not aware of the power toy (and rather disgruntled about having to type all that crap). However, I have a sneaking suspicion that it will not function in the recovery console, registry change or no. :(

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    39. Re:or path issues...UGH! by nojomofo · · Score: 1

      I hate Microsoft.... Let's not upgrade the shell program, let's create an entirely new one and shaft the people who don't know about it.

  258. but then again, it has always been so by PCM2 · · Score: 1

    Ultimately your material possessions mean nothing. Matter is conserved; you cannot truly own anything.

    Whoah.

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    1. Re:but then again, it has always been so by brickballs · · Score: 1

      Truth, but its mot material posetions they are taking from us - it Intelectual Property and the rights associated with it.

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  259. the truth is out by MaroonWarrior71 · · Score: 1

    I guess they decided to stop bullshitting everyone about who really owns your computer.

    the .NET passport terms and conditions from 2001 (before people started reading it, which made them "update" it... and make it look prettier) should've been a clue...

  260. Oh that's just GREAT! by Coolnat2004 · · Score: 1

    Yet another knock-off of OS X. Jeeze..

  261. Firefox by VStrider · · Score: 1

    needs to drop "My" from the default Downloads folder, as well. It's the only application that uses "My" in my Linux box.

    I always found the "My" prefix annoying. Good move from microsoft, though Linux desktops never had this annoying "feature" in the first place.

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  262. Now, compare that to the recent google post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/05/31/132122 7&tid=217

    And MSFT wants to compete in search? Good luck.

  263. Interesting Logo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The pic in the upper left hand corner of the article shows an XP screen with a "Taurus" symbol. Sounds like a lot of bull to me.

  264. Shut up by empaler · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Here's how moderation works:

    1. Get mod points
    2. Use mod points
    3. If "2" was executed in an acceptable manner, "1" will occur more often

    I wish I just hadn't wasted my last mod point for this week, I know what I'd do with it.

    1. Re:Shut up by DigiShaman · · Score: 0, Troll

      You waste your mod point because your a fucking tool.

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    2. Re:Shut up by sepluv · · Score: 1

      As someone with a sad life, and, thereby, experience in this system, this is how it really works: 1. Make stupid comments. 2. Get mod points. 3. Use mod points. 4. If 3 is done in a way that is sad and irrational enough for those who have reached 6, "1" will occur more often. 5. Loop through 1 to 4 loads of times (because you don't have anything better to do with your sad life). 5. Get to meta-moderate. 6. Meta-mod down people who have less sad lifes than you. 7. Go to 6.

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    3. Re:Shut up by empaler · · Score: 1

      Anyone can metamod, mod points are much more rare

  265. Who here actually uses the "My" folders a lot? by after · · Score: 1

    Does anyone who reads Slashdot actually use any of the "My" documents?

    I heard (in an IRC chatroom) that the "My" folders are prone to be accidentally deleted. I'm not sure if this is true, but this is why I don't use these folders.

    I create my own folders and decide how I want to catagorize my files.

    1. Re:Who here actually uses the "My" folders a lot? by MCZapf · · Score: 1

      I do, but I renamed 'My Documents' to 'Username' and pointed it to 'C:\Username', which is how it should be.

    2. Re:Who here actually uses the "My" folders a lot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they should be under /home/username :)

  266. If you really want... by kc32 · · Score: 0

    it to say "My Computer", you can always rename it. Hopefully.

  267. leak? by farble1670 · · Score: 1
    Is it just me, or does this sound like a PR unit leaking little bits of stuff over the months to the press in an effort to keep Longhorn in the news?

    yes, it's just you. more like some nobody working at MSFT leaked it to technewsworld.com, and technewsworld.com having no real concept of technical news, released an article. the next phase was someone posted it to /., knowing how /. users love to bash MSFT, and knowing this would be a lame but effective excuse to do so.

    also, LEAK is pretty strong. i seriously doubt MSFT gives a crap whether people know this or not.

    1. Re:leak? by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      No, it's definately a "leak," in the sense of "taking a leak."

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  268. Never said UNIX was better - for system tools. by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Unlike /usr/sbin/, /bin/ /usr/bin, /usr/var/local/bin and /bin/local/var/usr/bin.rc pico.

    Yes, few systems are immune to the peril of programs being put in wierd places.

    But I am talking about users documents, where in a UNIX system you know will end up in your home directory. That is simply the best system for just about anyone as at least you have a starting point that doesn't include all of the directories you mentioned ealier!! Compare that to the madness of looking for some programs configuration files in your "home" that is deep in the Windows directory. Or possibly elsewhere! What joy.

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  269. all your computer ... by porky_pig_jr · · Score: 1

    are belongs to us.

    Bill Gates.

  270. ahhh by Abstract_Me · · Score: 0

    1) Remove "my" 2) ??? 3) Profit!

  271. OT: Communism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read about it before knocking it.
    Who knows, you might learn something.

  272. i've lost 'my computer' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's just great....
    Now how am I going to know whos computer it is.

  273. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by 64nDh1 · · Score: 1
    While I do still have a My Pictures folder I use (still called For The GIMP even though I finally got Photoshop) other than that I use two main folders which I direct most documents to. They are:

    F:\DownloadSoftware

    and

    F:\Horrible Untrustworthy Dangerous Software

    The My Documents folder names sucked, and their location was annoying when you first start because of your very point. I'm a Mac fanboi anyway, but I think the Pictures/Movies/Music/Documents of OS X are more sensible.

    Just the other day I removed their contents from my system hard drive and replaced them with aliases to other partitions, so the 4 categories point now to 4 differently defined sectors of the hard drives.

    Of course, while possible with extended partitions, I don't think you can do this with Windows because of how it'd really annoy your average user when trying to defrag, or use other utilities, but with heavy read/write in these folders, why not have them able to be backed up on other partitions easier, making formatting easier for when defragging won't cut it?

    Maybe I'm wrong to feel a little more in control of the space where my files, classified by type, reside. And I guess people would just baulk if instead of "Oooooh, your lovely files are in this specially named lovesy wovesy Folder. Yes they are. Yes they are :-)" their folder names were F:\Music, G:\Documents, H:\Pictures, I:\Movies..... iPictures? WTF!?

  274. The problem is it did matter by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Sure in the file dialogues and SOME explorer windows you get quick access to My Documents.

    But then sometimes you had programs that decided they would save settings in My Documents. Only they had to have a fixed idea of where that was, and over time that ended up being wrong. Every time the location of this folder changes you orphan information there you did not even know you needed.

    For whatever reason, like I said it ended up being annoying enough having the location change that I simply stopped using the default location even though I use the defaults in other places (like OS X).

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  275. finally by Compenguin · · Score: 1

    This will make sygwin sightly easier to use now they just need to hurry up and rename "Documents and Settings" and "program Files"

  276. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Tim+Browse · · Score: 1
    and all files were in the root directory?

    Reminds me of a call I got when working in tech support at BT - users would often offer up their own explanation of the cause of a problem, so once we had a computer that was "overheating because there were too many files in the root directory."

    Still makes me laugh.

    Sorry.

    As you were.

  277. Such dull names by fbg111 · · Score: 1

    "Computer"? "Documents"? "Music"? How dull. How about some more interesting labels, like "Milliard Gargantubrain" for Computer, "Googleplex Starthinker in the Seventh Galaxy of Light and Ingenuity" for Network, and "Great Hyperlobic Omni-Cognate Neutron Wrangler of Ciceronicus XII, the Magic and Indefatigable" for Documents. "Multicorticoid Perspicutron Titan Muller", "Pondermatic", and "Deep Thought" are good ones too. Come on Microsoft, stop being so corporate and live a little...

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  278. ~/whatever by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Love it WAY more.

    Can you guess which of us will first fall to RSI?

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  279. Forcing Developers to Code to Spec by Roger_Wilco · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have been told that one original purpose to do the "My Documents" thing was to force application writers to deal with spaces in the path. Since the user will usually save into the My Documents directory, the bug of not properly dealing with that path would come up quite readily.

  280. My long rant about... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    ...the importance, significance, and obviousness of Microsoft's ongoing evil ploy, funded by "They" who wish to take over the world. This is what you'll see in Blacktooth, Microsoft's codename for Longtooth's successor: It won't just say "Computer" anymore... it will say, "Komputer", because in Soviet Microsoft, the computer is the master and the user is called "My User".

    The computer will answer, "I'm sorry my user, I'm afraid I can't do that."

    User interface features, such as mouse movement and clicks, use of the scroll wheel, keys pressed, menu selections, and other events pass through a special filter when they occur in any part of the interface not controlled by safe Microsoft code. Any time such an event occurs, Windows will display a dialog, asking the user if he is sure he wants to perform that action. The user will have to select "Yes" and enter the administrator password to proceed. This process will be known in Longtooth as "Authenticating an OS event to the user," or simply, as "authentication."

    The network layer will be heavily protected. Each network packet received or sent over any interface will require authentication, unless focus is in a Microsoft program at the time, in which case all security checks, including the Microsoft Personal Firewall, if activated, will be completely bypassed. Users will also have to authenticate the loading of any program, unless it is a Microsoft program. Any APIs called will have to be authenticated, unless they are called from a Microsoft program. Any assembly instruction executed in a non-Microsoft program will also have to be authenticated.

    By the way, to make sure that a "bot" or some other automated system isn't automatically clicking "yes" and entering the password, and to foil password cracking programs, Microsoft will implement several innovative new technologies. Sometimes, the user will be asked to enter his password backwards. Other times, the password form will request every other character of the password, or every third character, or an ASCII sum of characters located in prime number locations (e.g., the 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 7th, 11th, etc., characters of the password) in BCD notation, or characters located in Fibonacci number locations (e.g., the 0th, 1st, 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 5th, 8th, etc., characters of the password). In the case of Fibonacci numbers, 0 will refer to the first character, 1 to the second, etc. Longtooth will provide a reference guide and a programmer's calculator to assist the user during this process. Additionally, Windows will sometimes display an image of text that is slightly warped (to foil OCR algorithms that might be present in password crackers) that the user must enter correctly before typing the password.

    Again, these authentication checks take place only when running non-Microsoft code. Microsoft understands that so much authentication will make any non-Microsoft program totally unusable for all practical purposes. Instead of getting any work done, the user will spend all of his time entering passwords. Therefore, Microsoft will release what it internally calls a PoK, or "patchwork of kludges," known for marketing purposes as Microsoft Longtooth Password Accelerator 2003. This accelerator will function by capturing authentication events and entering the Administrator password automatically each time, preventing the window from appearing and bothering the user. Since this means the security gained through authentication will be lost, Microsoft Longtooth Password Accelerator 2003 will, at random intervals, disregard authentication events, causing the window to appear. This means that you could be playing Doom III, and suddenly a window appears asking you if you really want to execute MOV EAX,EBX. Or you might have Nero burning a DVD while you're watching TV in the other room, and the burning process will get screwed up in the middle because some window will wait for your password before continuing. These programs will be frozen until you enter the Administrator password. But since Microsoft understands

    1. Re:My long rant about... by fok · · Score: 1

      You sound like Michael Moore...

      Long live sarcasm \m/

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    2. Re:My long rant about... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      You sound like Michael Moore...

      OH NO!!! I voted for BUSH, TWICE, once in 2000, one in 2004. He is a great president, despite what that idiot that you said I sound like would have you believe. The war in Iraq is a just and righteous war. Go Bush!

      Bush rocks. Moore sucks.

    3. Re:My long rant about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      who ever said, you need brains to start a crusade and call other religions names?

      I hail Bush, the emporror of the new world order.

    4. Re:My long rant about... by 123abc987 · · Score: 1

      Remember that god commanded us to love our neighbors... except for those across the street, they're not "neighbor" enough, we only have to love our next-door neighbors, we can drop all kindsa bombs on the neighbors across the street.

  281. Another feature gone? by stu_coates · · Score: 1

    Huh!, another feature not in Longhorn! ;-)

  282. Computers for Adults by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 4, Interesting
    That god for that! How was I ever supposed to take my job seriously when the PC I worked on not only felt like a toy, but a toy for particularly young kids. If you're an engineer, say, you might start out with Lego Duplo, but eventually you move on to tools that feel like they're made for adults. But for software engineers using Windows PCs was almost embarassing - the only thing stopping it being embarassing was that everyone else had the same stupid patronizing shit on their desktops too. And they had the cheek to call the OS Windows XP Professional.

    I've always said that since W2K MS have produced a very capable operating system held back by an interface designed with nothing but contempt for users.

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    1. Re:Computers for Adults by fermion · · Score: 1

      Which is why adults still demand NT, or, if not that, emacs, gcc, and db.

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    2. Re:Computers for Adults by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1
      Only problem is that sometimes, unfortunately, there are users who need that simplicity. For a person without significant prior experience, anything less than a clean, simple, polished, and forgiving interface is extremely intimidating. More experienced users will, of course, find this patronizing. But the mainstream user needs it.

      To make a successful operating system, Joe Six-Pack has to be able to sit down at it without feeling lost, must feel as if he knows what he's capable of doing with it. If any sort of error occurs, the computer must present the error message in such a way that Joe Six-Pack is not confused by it. Learning to perform common tasks with it should not require the learning of any more technical vocabulary than does, for example, learning to drive.

      It's not pretty, but that's the way it has to be. There is a gulf forming between those who merely want to use the computer as a tool to accomplish simple tasks, and those who enable the computer to perform these tasks. To continue with the automotive metaphor, it's similar to the gulf between those who drive cars and those who design/repair cars. It's not so terribly depressing in light of the fact that it's merely becoming less of an exceptional tool and more like every other product.

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    3. Re:Computers for Adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets see, an OS not designed for the biggest idiot on the face of the earth. I thought that was called linux.

    4. Re:Computers for Adults by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're kidding, right? It's not like that, at all.

      What you've basically described is MacOS 7 or so. Simple, to the point, and nothing but functional. There are simply too many options on computers for modern users (I know; I do phone tech support, and you would not believe how many people are confused by the simplest of computer/Windows operational things like "Shutting down", "restarting", or "right clicking").

      If cars were designed to the complexity of Windows, you would have three different ways to turn on the windshield wipers and turn signals. Sometimes they would share the same lever and switch, sometimes they would not. One button would need to be pushed and held, while the other would need to only be pushed. There would be two omnidirectional "joysticks" - one to operate the windows, and the other one to adjust the heat.

      What MS needs to do is create an entirely new Windows design. It's been my experience that over 90% of Windows users still can't multitask. When they are multitasking, it's with no more than two - maybe three - windows.

      A truly functional "consumer computer" which would not irritate the piss out of computer folks of all stripes would:
      - have no "system tray". There would be an "information bar" at the border of the screen which
      - have every application automatically be fullscreen. Users are constantly getting confused about which window is active.
      - all dialog windows which open would not be able to open a subsequent 'sub' dialog window. It would all have to be contained within a single window.
      - simplify the user's file management experience. There is only one directory or path which they can view. Double-clicking would be the operative means of opening; single clicking would open up a graphical side-panel containing a small list of file manipulation options (copy, delete, move, rename).

      Anyway, I could go on and on... but all the modern premutations of operating systems are still too difficult for most people to use. Most people just want to get "work" done: write a letter, surf the internet, chat with friends. All of the mainstream consumer GUIs are designed from the perspective of "one size fits all". Not a good design ethic; just imagine what kind of shit any given auto maker would be in if the interiors of all their vehicles were identical. They'd be out of business within a year.

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    5. Re:Computers for Adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If cars were designed to the complexity of Windows, you would have three different ways to turn on the windshield wipers and turn signals. Sometimes they would share the same lever and switch, sometimes they would not.

      My blinkers and wipers share the same switch. My wife's car has them as separate switches. Perhaps cars are more complex than you think. With computers, people just don't care to know how it works, as long as it does.

    6. Re:Computers for Adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Me Tarzan, you Computer.

    7. Re:Computers for Adults by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Ah, but a good OS has to have all this for ordinary users, yet at the flick of a checkbox, be fully flexible and complicated for power users. And yes, there's no reason that even in Windows, the cmd line shouldn't be always on - switchable to at the flick of a key combo. And everything should be possible from this (many unexpected things are actually, even in Windows as is). A major problem though is the integration of the graphics with the kernal. a) if the graphics goes awry, it would be nice to have console to reset it if possible (plus kernal and other apps not crashing) b) one could turn if off if all one wants to do is cmd line compiling for example.

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    8. Re:Computers for Adults by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I want to know is when is Windows going to provide proper separation between user storage and system storage. You just try to put all user files in network storage and allow hot-desking. The bloody roaming profiles alone are gonna kill you.

      And don't even try to use folder shell redirection. Users always end up with files over the place.

      This is the worst side of free market economics. If crap sells, why do quality? God help us all.

    9. Re:Computers for Adults by asherh · · Score: 1

      You've just described Palm OS. The GUI's beautifully simple and would be perfectly adequate for virtually all tasks that the majority of users want to do.

      Setting up a Palm OS emulator on a desktop and seeing how people react could be a fun experiment (though I'm not sure how most applications would cope with screens higher resolution than those found on real Palms).

    10. Re:Computers for Adults by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      Yeah, to a degree.

      But I think something like Opie (ie, opie.handhelds.org) would be much better suited, as it has the flexibility to also be powerful for non-newbies (were it to be cleaned up a bit).

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    11. Re:Computers for Adults by Bongo+Bill · · Score: 1

      I don't believe I ever said Windows accomplished OS perfection. Merely that the patronizing present in Windows XP is part of Microsoft's attempts to make a more marketable OS.

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  283. Oblig. Napoleon Dynamite reference by llamaluvr · · Score: 1

    YOUR MOM'S computer!!!

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  284. your other right right click by bobsalt · · Score: 1

    don't forget "your other right click"

  285. Yes, spotlight is rather nice by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Rumor has it that idea of file location may be a thing of the past.

    Instant searching that is constantly updated is indeed very nice.

    Where it fails is in the realm of backup or partitioning.

    I keep a pretty structured set of directories. Now a lot of times I may not know quite where in a structure I've placed something, so I use spotlight and I can easily find it.

    But when it comes time to backup files, I can backup the root of that structure and know I have everything I cared about backed up. Similarily, I can prune a subtree and move it elsewhere secure in knowing I have what I need.

    Now compare that to the land where all you have to work with is a query representing a set of files. How do you KNOW you have EVERY file you really want in a large set? You have to manually verify and even then you might have something wrong. What if you mistagged one file by accident? That's how you loose data when moving subsets between one drive and another.

    That's why files will ALWAYS need some sort of structured "home" to live in, and a mere set of keywords will never be enough to properly describe where a file "lives". Underneath it may share a database but for users you'll always need a pairing of structure with any other organizational overlay (like queries) on top of that.

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  286. Darth. by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

    A Microsoft employee has divulged that the next step would be implementing the Darth prefix to all components.

  287. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by wallykeyster · · Score: 1

    After an unexplained profile implosion on Windows 2000 several years ago, I stopped putting anything important in the default location (a broken profile rendered the directory structure under "c:\documents and settings\\" inaccessible). I now create a folder right off the root and put a shortcut to it on my desktop in the "My Documents" folder.

  288. Heh. by Refrag · · Score: 1

    My ItsAboutTime.

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  289. This is a logical step by pp · · Score: 1

    See the following: http://www.microsoft.com/money/support/manual/scre ens/fig5-2.jpg

    First they take your money (My Money - Microsoft Money!), then they take your computer.
    But remember kids, as long as you use Free Software
    THEY CAN NEVER TAKE YOUR LIBERTY!

  290. DRM, of course. by lullabud · · Score: 1

    You won't be able to NOT know whose files they are since you'll have to enter a password, give a biometric scan and activate online every time you want to see that picture of your new little niece. See, that's the whole point of dropping the "my" prefix. They're not your files, not if MS has anything to say about it. You're merely renting those ones and zero's, and MS is arranging them in a logical order as a service to you.

  291. Done! by Mr_Huber · · Score: 1

    I just made these changes to my Win2K box at work. Now I have "Computer" and "Documents" in the upper left corner. Opening "Documents" yields "Pictures", "Music" and so on.

    Now I'm up to date with all useful Longhorn changes! No need to install!

  292. Newsworthy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow *that* sure was enlightening....

    Gee thanks M$-Slashdot for ignoring all of the submitted stories about things like Novell hiring programmers onto their payroll to contribute full-time to projects like Apache, MySQL, RSync, etc. while at the same time making sure that we know about great M$ news such as this!

  293. Netscape vs. Microsoft by cakoose · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The worst was when IE and Navigator would continually fight over naming HTML documents "Microsoft Web Document" (?) vs. "Netscape Hypertext Document".

  294. Whothefuckcares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whothefuckcares?

  295. Good. by carninja · · Score: 1

    it's now "our" computer. er, komputer.


    in soviet russia...

  296. Why stop there? by kagelump · · Score: 1

    Replace it with
    Microsoft's Computer


    Monopoly...DRM... who thinks they'll get away with it?

  297. I did that 4 years ago... by PyrotekNX · · Score: 1

    I removed the 'My' prefix years ago, I guess they are finally catching on.

  298. Sounds familiar... by __aaitqo8496 · · Score: 1

    Here are your recent submissions to Slashdot, and their status within the system:

    * 2005-05-30 11:22:20 Microsoft to nix "My" prefix (Index,Microsoft) (rejected)


    Not the first time, won't be the last :(

  299. Big Deal? Yes, it is. by JerkyBoy · · Score: 1

    One of the major problematic features of Windows is it's inherent, integrated, pervasive notion of one's personal possessions, to the point of paranoid stinginess, which I think reflects directly at the heart of Redmond. It's not just "My Documents," as any new install of Windows XP will reveal. Because underneath the "My Documents" folder are the "My Pictures," "My Music," etc. folders. WTF? Of course their mine, they're in the "My" Documents folder. Long ago I deleted the "My Documents" folder and replaced with a much more friendly place for my personal files, namely "Home." Thanks, Linux.

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  300. Makes sense... by BumpyCarrot · · Score: 1

    With the number of security holes it's bound to introduce, may as well call it "Anybodys Computer".

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  301. how about a new prefix: by wmorrow · · Score: 1

    "This Computer" or localized "This Here Computer" for you southern folks. "The stuff inside the box connected to this TV screen, and that thing you're typing on." in beginner mode.

  302. it was the perl strongarm by wardk · · Score: 1

    Finally the Perl folks have gotten back one of their most important reserved words.

    MS never uses strict anyway, they didn't need it.

  303. So they think users have graduated from preschool by ecloud · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's what "my this" and "my that" always reminded me of. The icons might has well have looked like crayon sketches, too.

  304. You will by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'll be able to switch OS's by the time Longhorn comes out and still play all the games I want to play now.

    You will, it's called OS X + XBox 360 (isn't that cute, even the X'es match up!). All the interesting PC games are going to be going there first from now on pretty much.

    Heck, you'll even be able to play Half Life 2 on the XBox 360 or PS3. And on a larger screen to boot.

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    1. Re:You will by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Ick. On a box that doesn't have a 'do not open' sticker on it please.

    2. Re:You will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heck, you'll even be able to play Half Life 2 on the XBox 360 or PS3. And on a larger screen to boot.

      Larger screen, but lower resolution. Even the 1080-line modes are only barely beginning to get into the range of modern screen modes. And a decent TV that will handle all that crap, plus an XBox 360, will cost... ooh, more than a decent graphics card for my PC!

      Cuts both ways, ya know?

  305. My, my by ecloud · · Score: 1

    They could alternatively put "my" in front of every file and every icon on the whole system. My Pr0n, My Natalie Portman.jpg, My Paris Hilton.xls, My ILoveYou.vbs and so on. ;-)

  306. Thats actually true because of DRM .. by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    With DRM, your computer no longer is "your computer", it is the music and pictures industries computer.

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  307. Abbott, lemme get this straight... by ArielMT · · Score: 4, Funny

    If Bud Abbott and Lou Costello were still alive, and if Costello tried to buy a computer from Abbott: http://xynext.com/Abbot-Costello-Whos-on-First-Com puter-Joke/

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    1. Re:Abbott, lemme get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG!!!! that abbott thing had me laughing my ass off!!! I have never felt that good!

  308. About bloody time by idart · · Score: 1

    That's about all there is to say about it.

  309. My Computer soon to be replaced with by LobeTrotter · · Score: 1

    "Bill's Computer"

  310. Of course they changed it by bubkus_jones · · Score: 1

    It won't be _your_ computer, anymore.

  311. And Microsoft.... by Excelsior · · Score: 1

    becomes Crosoft?

  312. Most users' choice by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    I renamed it on my dad's to "Dad's Computer", but he soon changed it to "Damn Computer".

  313. Microsoft. Word. by lullabud · · Score: 1
  314. Tomorrow's headline "Revolutionary 'My' Removal... by macslut · · Score: 2, Funny

    Tomorrow's headline: "Revolutionary 'My' Removal Has Been Cut" Microsoft Chief Muckety Muck released a statement today saying that the planned removal of the My prefix has had to be cut from Longhorn in order to meet the new expected ship date of 2008. The day after tomorrow's headling: "Microsoft to back port the revolutionary My prefix removal to Windows XP" Ending speculation that Microsoft will be unable to drop the My prefix, muckety mucks at the software giant today announced plans to back port the My prefix removal to Windows XP. No date for this feature has yet been announced. Geez, Mac OS X has had the My prefix removed for *years* now.

  315. A Donkey Icon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always said I was going to put an icon of a donkey on my desktop and name it "My Ass".

  316. political correctness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about His or Her Computer?

  317. My Ass by Ranger · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't it have been great if Microsoft had called "My Computer" "My Ass" instead. Because in Windows XP sometimes you see My Computer on the desktop and sometimes you don't. Imagine people calling Microsoft tech support:

    Customer: "I can't find My Ass. Where is it?"

    Tech: "Have you tried looking for it on your desktop? It's usually in the upper left hand corner."

    Customer: "Nope. I still don't see My Ass."

    Tech: "Left click on the start menu. You should see My Ass in the menu."

    Customer: "OK. I see My Ass now!"

    Tech: "Then left click on My Ass to open it. Or if you prefer you can right click on My Ass to explore it."

    Customer: "OK, great! I can see what's in My Ass now!"

    Tech: "Thank you for calling Microsoft Tech Support."

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  318. Dang, and my Wintel says Pooky Bear's Computer by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    a nice little hack just to confuse the man.

    Now I'll have to make it say something like "The Black Hole of Carnegie Hall".

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  319. Because you'll just be licensing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and you won't actually own anything.

  320. End of it in Linux too YAY. by xenoterracide · · Score: 1

    I don't know when it started, or who with, but my guess is to make linux easier to use for people coming from windows, we have applications that contains links to folders like /My\ Downloads/ its time to get rid of that especially since it's like the only folder I have with a capital letter for the start. and yes I know I could change this myself.Firefox is one of these apps, yeah guys you can change this from being a default. windows won't be so we don't want or need it either.

  321. Seriously, ~ by lullabud · · Score: 1

    ~ is what it's all about. Forget those %somelongvariablename% things. And it even works in the OS X gui. Sweeeeet.

  322. Pay attention to a sticker? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The XBox was hacked eight ways from sunday (I even have a book on it), I'm sure the 360 will face equal tampering.

    Hoppefully you'll be able to do interesting things without a mod chip.

    I never did understand why companies are so against other uses. Especially with portables, I'd buy one tomorrow if I could program anything for it myself. I though it would make a great universal remote where you could even have a sort pf Picture-In-Picture mode, where the second channel was playing on the PSP itself and you could swap with the main display!

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    1. Re:Pay attention to a sticker? by Morlark · · Score: 1
      I never did understand why companies are so against other uses.

      Because, for XBoxes at least, it's not profitable, due to Microsoft's crazy business plan. If you buy an XBox (sold at a loss) and then start to hack around with it, chances are you're not then going to buy a dozen games (which are profitable) to go with it.

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  323. Welcome to... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Obvious Since Alpha! The show dedicated to Old News, Today!"

  324. "My" to "Not My" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're just being honest! With all the new DRM and the XP-like activation requirements it won't really be your computer anymore. MS is just loaning it to you for as long as they see fit.

  325. Well, with all the security holes..... by pandymen · · Score: 3, Funny

    it isn't really MY computer anymore, now is it?

    1. Re:Well, with all the security holes..... by frizzbit · · Score: 1

      ... and it's great for Microsoft to finally acknowledge that fact :)

    2. Re:Well, with all the security holes..... by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Well, with all the security holes..... ...and with DRM, it definitely isn't your computer; it's theirs.

  326. Ruminations on ~ and Zen by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    If you think about it, ~ is even very Zen like as it's almost a Yin/Yang kind of symbol. A bit of up, a bit of down. It represents balance in your life, and thus your files.

    What does %Gobbledygook% do for you? It is un balanced. Both "%" signs point vaguely backwards, away from where you really want to be. The very symbol denotes a thicket or circles and lines preventing progress! It sits above the five right over by the dollar sign, being corrupted eternally by the powerful pull of that symbol.

    ~ mwanwhile share companionship with "!", generating a field of excitment for the future and your potential. What could be more powerfully motivating?

    Hmm, that went a little too far perhaps. :-)

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    1. Re:Ruminations on ~ and Zen by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Did you really just go all feng shui on the various home directory pathnames?

      Please tell me you really didn't just go all feng shui on the various home directory pathnames.

      Man, I need more coffee.

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  327. Paid up front by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1, Offtopic
    No, I don't trust in god. He'll have to pay up front, like everybody else.

    He already did.

    1. Re:Paid up front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      STFU you nutcase

    2. Re:Paid up front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm, off topic much? Keep the religious crap out of here, would you?

    3. Re:Paid up front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol good one

    4. Re:Paid up front by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, exact change only!

    5. Re:Paid up front by mecro · · Score: 1

      if i had mod points, you'd get them.

    6. Re:Paid up front by Boronx · · Score: 1

      You going to take His Word for it?

  328. Data Partition by lullabud · · Score: 1

    Dude, I do the same thing, except I put it all on a completely different partition, that way I can ghost the OS partition after a system problem and keep all my personal data. Any system I reload for personal use, at work or at home, gets a slice off the beginning of the drive for each OS I load on it, and then one large data partition. Shortcuts go on the desktop since it's one step shorter than navigating to the "My Documents" folder. But is it really so strange that I actually started using those home-folder locations in OS X? tgz or dmg of your ~ is easy to backup and restore, but on XP there's all that registry BS. Then there are hidden folders that have equally irritating names, like %userprofile%\Local Settings\Application Data\Temp. Come on, /tmp is so much easier, but back in Windows even F:\ is so much easier than the default.

  329. Please, God, let the KDE guys follow suit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gimme a kfucking kbreak already.

  330. Thank God, I've been doing this for years. by TheLittleJetson · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Or at least did when I used windows. I dropped "My" and "Neighborhood" from all desktop icons. I believe this is the first Longhorn feature I have no issues with. :-)

  331. Another example of great Microsoft innovation by c0d3h4x0r · · Score: 1

    Instead of "My Computer," it will be just just plain simple "Computer".

    Clearly, Microsoft is a great innovator.

    No, seriously, this is a bad move -- "Computer" isn't nearly condescending enough on its own to make users feel effectively ridiculed.

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  332. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by DCMonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yeah, three times in 20 years. Those bastards.

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  333. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    Yeah. Someone should come up with a folder where user profiles are stored and the user has full control of, oh, and when they log in, that is automatically their starting directory. Call it "home" or something. Maybe the idea will take root and become popular. Oh, how about "/home" ( home under the root directory ).

    I think I am on to something...

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  334. root, doc, etc by uberrhino · · Score: 0

    so when will Redmond change the namesover fully too be just '/', 'doc', 'etc'...etc?

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  335. Seriously this is a good move by skingers6894 · · Score: 1

    No one wants to admit that they own a Windows box - this will help distance them a bit.

    Microsoft should have went further and called it "The Computer that I have to use at work because the company SOE prohibits me using My Mac"

  336. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are, Plan 9.

  337. Star Trek 4 - The Voyage Home by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile in the 21st century ...

    SCOTTY sits at a nearby Macintosh, surveys the machine quizzically, clears his throat and says: "Computer!"

    BONES steps in quickly, picks up the Mouse and shoves it into Scotty's hand.

    SCOTTY looks at the mouse, baffled, then puts it to his lips like a mike: "Hello? Computer...?"

    NICHOLS (bewildered): Just use the keyboard...

    SCOTTY: The keyboard?... How quaint!

    1. Re:Star Trek 4 - The Voyage Home by michaeldot · · Score: 1

      And then Scotty proceeds to type at about 1000 wpm.

      Always wondered about that: if he regarded a keyboard as an obsolete museum piece, why are his typing skills so good?

      Maybe the skill from tapping those colored squares they use as the interface on Star Trek screens is directly transferrable to a keyboard.

  338. Longtooth Drops 'My' Panties by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes

    I almost thought the title of this article was, "Longtooth Drops My Panties." That would have been a much better and more informative article.

    For immediate release: Mikrosoft Corporation (NASDAQ: M5FT) today announced new technology, dubbed Pantydropper 2003 Professional Server. By leveraging innovative technologies, content providers streamline compelling enterprise solutions. The software is touted as being the only solution on the enterprise market currently that can drop one's panties.

    Gill Bates, Chief Software Architect at Mikrosoft, stated, "This is one I've been trying to figure out ever since my days as a pimply-faced teenaged geek. Now, at the age of 51, I finally have the solution to all of my problems."

  339. missing link! by UlfGabe · · Score: 1

    you guys seem to forget that now:

    Computer is associated with MS(my computer)
    Internet is associated with MS(IE)
    Email is associated with MS(Outlook)

    They are degenerating the line between their product and what the user is doing/percieves.

    People who are not computer literate will begin to associate Internet with IE EVEN MORE THAN IS CURRENT.

    This is horrible!

    ps. i bet that these icons will not be removable from the desktop....

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  340. Slashdot, stuff that matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thanks for wasting my time, Taco.

  341. Kudos! - *my* machine is now a [Windows] WHORE!? by dextroz · · Score: 1

    "Cat got *delete-delete" tongue?"

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  342. "My Pre-Win95-Program-Breaker" was deliberate by billstewart · · Score: 1
    OK, I don't have any specific evidence that they did it specifically for that purpose, but it sure looked that way - DOS and WIndows 3.1 programs or at least their installers tended to fail badly when installing into directories named "Program Files", and the runtimes often failed to find things in "My Documents". In many cases, it forced you to upgrade to a newer Win95-compatible version of Microsoft products, or junk your non-MS product and replace it with an MS product instead.

    The worst problems were anything that used command lines or shell scripts, but programs imported from Unix-related operating systems also tended to fail. The mapping between "Long Name With Spaces In It" and "LONGNA~1" sometimes worked, but often failed, and at best you tended to get non-human-readable names in the install scripts and sometimes have to type them in.

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  343. "my" should be replaced with... by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    ... shitty ... broken ... virus infected
    etc

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  344. Better than Sun's renaming by puppetluva · · Score: 1

    I hear that the Sun Java Desktop is going to change the icon labelled "The Computer" to "The Network".

    bah duhm bum.

  345. The most impressive new feature in Longhorn. by ruyon · · Score: 1

    This is THE reason for which I might upgrade to Longhorn. I know, I can rename those folders, but other "My' folders like 'My eBooks' keep comming back everytime I remove them.

  346. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is a register key telling the path, so, I guess, a well written program can access it. But it is hard, you have to acces a key, and can't do that at command line (this contrasts a lot with the simple '~' expansion of *nix). No surprise several people don't use this.

    Something wrong with %USERPROFILE%, dear?

    You know you can redirect directories like "My Documents" to anywhere you like using group policies, don't you? You could send them all to a fileserver or a more simplified set of subdirectories.

    There are plenty of situations where you need to acces someone else's documents. There is a shame that Windows, with a so nice permission system have a unusable interface, so you either can't safely let people access your "My Documents" or can't have any work done while adimistrating your account (also contrasts with the simple permission system of *nix).

    Sharing documents is exactly the purpose of the "Shared Documents" folder.
    Notice also that Explorer shows the documents folders of every user as subdirectories of "My Computer".

  347. well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mysql freaks will have to rename their database to SQL.

  348. My Computer to %HOSTNAME% by llauren · · Score: 1

    At my previous work, we had some Windows servers, and they were all behind a KVM. One way to help the poor sysadmin (me) to remember which box he was on was to rename the My Computer icon into the hostname of that computer.

    The trend caught on with the more computer-savvy people, but the downside was that there was no consistent "My Computer" icon to click when some of the more computer-savvy people turned out to be less computer-savvy after all. "Huh? I don't have an icon that says My Computer...". We solved this by instructing users to get to the disks through Explorer and the Control panel through the Start menu, and everything was nice and kentucky again.

    ~rL

  349. so does that mean.... by MrDev1729 · · Score: 1

    my personalized page would be located at '.msn.com'?

  350. At last... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate all that 'My' bullshit ok, so you can change this in windows if you want but it's too much hassle and some programs will default to that anyway... this is the best thing I've heard so far about longhorn, forget avalon etc, this is why I'll be upgrading

  351. no spaces by m85476585 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think we should try to eliminate spaces from standard directories (program files, my ...) In case an old program needs to get to one. Microsoft probably isn't concerned with backwards compatibility in Longhorn. Every program will have to be rewritten.

  352. now its theirs computer by cat.os.mandros · · Score: 0

    next step for m$: change it to "ours computer"

  353. obligatory... by torrents · · Score: 2, Funny

    in soviet redmond, documents own you!!!

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  354. Does this mean that M$ is getting a clue? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've never understood just why Windows has had all these butt ugly OR patronizing OR useless GUI elements. All the icons and graphics look like the worst clip art circa 1991. All the silly warnings and enforcements of doing computing "their" way. I really have never understood why people put up with all this crap.

    doh!

  355. How much longer? by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    So how much longer is this going to delay the Longhorn release? I'm guessing that Microsoft will need to spend at least six months rewriting hard-coded kernel performance enhancements that refer to the "My" folders. A similar amount of time will be needed to fix all the occurances of "My" folders in the Internet Explorer codebase.

    And of course, every change will add in a new security flaw.

    This is like shooting fish in a barrel. Mocking Microsoft has just become too damned easy...

  356. still have them? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    hook a brother up.

  357. Re:So they think users have graduated from prescho by frizzbit · · Score: 1

    Note to moderators: insightful means "having insight, perceptive". The above comment does not qualify because most people would have noticed the patronising tone of attaching "my" this, "my" that to folders all over the place.

  358. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

    Shit, thats almost as many wars that the USA has started in the same time period...

    Ouch troll alert, my karma is going to take a sizzling from that one!

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  359. "Shorthorn compatible." by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    There are already "compatibilities" kludged (the nicest word I can think of) into things like the DOS command window, as in:

    cd \"my documents"

    or for full-andcomplete 8.3 filename compatibility, the infamous:

    cd \mydocu~1

    OTOH, such programs are pretty damn ancient in net.time, and should be relegated to a directory off of root named something like \user_8_3\

    I guess thismeans Longhorn will be "Shorthorn compatible."

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  360. Old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has been in Longhorn beta builds since the 4000s. Just "Computer" and "Documents", but IIRC there's still "My Music" and "My Pictures".

    Don't ask me where I got my Longhorn beta... I'll tell you WinHEC. Of _course_.

    1. Re:Old news by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

      but IIRC there's still "My Music" and "My Pictures".

      You mean they didn't change these to "The RIAA's Music" and "The MPAA's Pictures"???

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  361. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by complete+loony · · Score: 1

    As someone mentioned above for spaces in filenames, this too is probably so you don't get too comfortable with hard coded paths. You should be looking up the location in the registry, or with the appropriate api call. The number of program installs I've seen that hard code to "c:\program files" or worse "c:\appname" .... Mind you, when you're looking for temp to clear it out, or some application settings folder, it's a pain to identify where it really is. And if you are running out of space on your C drive it's almost impossible to change all apps to use D instead.

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  362. v.s. google by djirk · · Score: 1

    take that, Google! Who's the innovator now?

  363. Millennium-Year Application Software System by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Here's an oldie - Millennium-Year Application Software System a.k.a MyAss will now be called The Application Software System (The Ass).

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  364. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IF only though one could count on reasonable shortcut values to exist. There are a few, like %SYSTEM%, but not %DOCS% (which could point to the real location of C:\Documents and SEttings\[profile\My Documents\.

    Oh well.

  365. Re:Star Trek 4 - The Voyage To ... by antispam_ben · · Score: 1

    Maybe the skill from tapping those colored squares they use as the interface on Star Trek screens is directly transferrable to a keyboard.

    And to think the standard colored-square touch-screen layout will still be QWERTY.

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  366. All you base by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... are belong to me.

    Bill

  367. IP Violation in Progress... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... just stay put. An FBI raid is imminent!

    Hasbro has the patent on "My Pretty Foo". You, sir are a IP-terrorist! Evildoer, burn in hell!!

  368. "Spam Proxy Computer" by ewg · · Score: 1

    Or they could call it:

    • Spam Proxy Computer
    • Pwned Computer
    • Swiss Teenager's Computer
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  369. From the 'It's a slow newsday dept' by HockeyPuck · · Score: 1

    So this would in essence reduce the footprint of Longhorn by say 3 bytes for each instance of "My "?

    Way to trim the fat MSFT!

  370. More often than that by SuperKendall · · Score: 0, Troll

    I could have sworn it changed between:

    Win XP.
    Win 2k
    Windows NT
    Windows 98
    Windows 95
    Windows 3.1

    Basically every few years. Sure that doesn't seem like much but it adds up - especially when every time you are helping friends with similar issues.

    But more that that it's part of what made you dread each new Windows install. And like I said in another some programs never realized the home directory had changed so you a little fallout for months or years after each change when some program exhibited a quirk because of it. Windows always was the death of a thousand cuts, and that was about forty of them.

    To compare, for the last few major releases of OS X my home directory structure has remained the same.

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    1. Re:More often than that by aetherspoon · · Score: 4, Informative

      You'd be wrong then.

      Windows 3.1 didn't have a default "My Documents" folder type of thing.
      Windows 95, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
      Windows 98, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
      Windows ME, c:\My Documents; No real home directory other than that.
      Windows NT 4, c:\winnt\profiles\username\My Documents if I remember right, not sure. Home directory would be one level above.
      Windows 2000, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above.
      Windows XP, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above.

      Now, how long as OSX been out? Since 2001 was it? Wouldn't that mean it isn't as old as Windows 2000? Gee, that'd make it where as long as OSX has been out, the My Docs directory under Windows has been the same, shouldn't it?

      Look, if you are going to troll Windows subjects, at least get it right...

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    2. Re:More often than that by daniel+de+graaf · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you enabled multi-user support in win98 (and 95/ME iirc), and checked the right box, there would be a c:\windows\Profies\username\My Documents folder.

    3. Re:More often than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To compare, for the last few major releases of OS X"

      All one of them?

      I mean, there was "Cheetah", the alpha; "Puma", the beta; "Jaguar", the first one good enough to be called a 1.0; "Panther", the necessary 1.1 release; and "Tiger", the crappy-bells-and-whistles grab for more money.

      Which conveniently parallels Windows 95, Windows 95 OSR2, Windows 98, Windows 98 SE, and Windows Me. Which were even released over a similar timespan . . . and amazingly enough all of those used the same directory structure.

      Okay, I am being a bit unfair to Tiger. Apple didn't deliberately cripple it compared to its predecesor in addition to adding poorly-designed "features". On the other hand, the OS X upgrade cycle managed to cost about a hundred dollars more than the Win95 one.

    4. Re:More often than that by mgbastard · · Score: 1
      You'd be wrong then. ... Now, how long as OSX been out? Since 2001 was it? Wouldn't that mean it isn't as old as Windows 2000? Gee, that'd make it where as long as OSX has been out, the My Docs directory under Windows has been the same, shouldn't it?

      Yes, but Mac did this for years before OS X was released. Music. Documents. etc. Sorry. Pictures and Movies were new for OS X. So was Library. If only Microsoft would get the concept of /System/Library, /Library and ~/Library. MMM.

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    5. Re:More often than that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Windows 2000, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above. Windows XP, c:\documents and settings\username\My Documents. Home directory would be one level above. well according to cmd.exe c:\documents and settings\username\ is my ${HOME} directory ;o)

    6. Re:More often than that by dep01 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it should be:
      Longhorn, c:\settings\profiles\username\29ew98j2\documents
      Longhorn X+, c:\settings\profiles\username\stored files\common\x2928371827382732612\documents\userna me

      I was always afraid once long filenames were coming about, Microsoft would create directories like:
      C:\This is the Windows Folder - Don't Make Changes Here, Ok?\System Settings - These files are hidden by default\
      C:\Here are your personal settings\Your documents are in here\

      *shudder*

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  371. In other news by unladen+swallow · · Score: 1

    It was decided to drop the word My since the majority of Windows Boxes are 0wned anyway.

  372. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by foszae · · Score: 1

    incidentally, as someone who already had a perfectly functional filing system in place, i never really had much use for the My* folders. Admittedly my filing was clunkier (FILES -*) but they did line up alphabetically and always bunched together in the folder tree.

    what i would much rather see is a system where i can reassign any one of those folders to a different one much the same way that you can change My Documents to a different one so i can have folders called vids, tunage, pix etc...

  373. Is this news? by jbplou · · Score: 1

    Seriously, is this news?

    1. Re:Is this news? by Legion303 · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot. Enjoy your stay.

  374. Star Geeks 4 - The Voyage Home by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ONLY in Slashdot can Microsoft's slight name in file naming in their operating system turn into a conversation about... Star Trek

  375. Ok, four it is by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    All I can say is it seemed more often that that because like I said - I ran into issues for quite some time after each shift. I admire your nowing wheich release had it each way...

    While OS X has not been out all that long relativley speaking, it has undergone changes the equal of movng between 95->98->2000->XP (I would categorize the Jaguar->Tiger shift as roughly equivilent to the change from 2k to XP). And furthermore since they actually have a plain and practical system, I don't think they'll ever have to change it. Basically Microsoft has with this announcement given up, and decided that simple was best and that Apple had it right in the first place.

    Even so they have yet to put such a folder ina good place as ALL user files should be at one location on an HD, not scattered to the seven winds. I'm sure I'll continue to ignore the default Documents fodler in Longhorn just as I always have and thus I'll have some settings files under c:\documents and settings but other important documents elsewhere, making backup or migration a chore as it has always been.

    I am not trolling on this issue I am just pointing out something that aggrivated me for years about Windows that I thought was near the core of why I disliked it. A bad default file organizational strategy for the user.

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    1. Re:Ok, four it is by nusuth · · Score: 1
      While OS X has not been out all that long relativley speaking, it has undergone changes the equal of movng between 95->98->2000->XP

      Windows 9x series and NT series are different OSes. The kernel, filesystem, security and multi-user concepts, administration, drivers have nothing in common. The API is roughly the same although its implementations share little code. It is a remarkable achivement of MS to make transition so smooth that you dare to compare difference between minor versions of OSX (which have just userland changes and a few minor enhancements to the same kernel) to difference between 9x series to NT series.

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    2. Re:Ok, four it is by cnettel · · Score: 1
      98 (and 98SE and Me in increasing degree, for more device types) adopted the WDM driver model, which was sort-of compatible with future Win2000 drivers in many ways. They basically chose a subset of the NT kernel calls, changed the resource allocation of the driver model to make it plug-n-pray and threw in a mini-NT-kernel emulation layer in '98.

      THAT was a real feat, actually getting kernel code compatibility between what was still very different systems.

      I would also imagine that many high-level user APIs (common dialogs and controls) were more a part of shell/IE and because of this were just different builds for 9x and NT. (Native unicode or not by a compiler definition, I'd guess, to take an important example.)

  376. If they were really honest... by leonbrooks · · Score: 1

    ...they would 'fess up that the "My" in question is William Henry Gates III.

    When you see "My Computer", mentally translate it to "Trey's Computer" and suddenly a lot of Microsoft's odd attitudes become understandable. Not nice, or fair, or reasonable, or polite - but understandable.

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  377. So make that five by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    I am counting the transition from no defaulty (Win 3.1) to c:\My Documents as one as well.

    That's the trouble with smarmy answers like the original posters "three" comment - when you're wrong you look much more foolish than the person you were arguing with in the first place. I never did set forth a number in the first place, just said every few years...

    Thanks for reminiding me of that as I was trying to use a Win98 installtion with a few users set up.

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    1. Re:So make that five by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it's not a change as 9x with multiple user profiles enabled follows the same behavior as NT4.

      And it's not fair to count a change from 3.x because there was no such thing as a profile or My Documents folder back then. Programs can't look in the wrong profile directory if they didn't expect it to exist in the first place.

      There are still only 3 locations that Windows has ever used to store My Documents:
      C:\My Documents for 9x and a single profile
      %windir%\Profiles\[username]\My Documents for NT4 and 9x with multi profiles
      c:\Documents and Settings\[username]\My Documents for 2000 and XP.

    2. Re:So make that five by RupW · · Score: 1

      Five? That's the same as the Windows NT one, unless you're picking that C:\Windows is different from C:\WinNT :-p OMG, on Small Business Server 4.5 it was under C:\WinNT.SBS\Profiles by default! So that's six is it? :-p

      You shouldn't care where these things are anyway - you should use the API functions (SHGetSpecialFolderPath?) to find them. Remember the string "Documents and Settings" gets localised!

    3. Re:So make that five by aaronl · · Score: 1

      That API only works with IE4 and up... so not at all by default on WinNT4 or under, or Win95/98. This is the sort of thing that makes people's points; MS doesn't every do anything right the first two times.

  378. As a programmer, I don't trust spaces by ylikone · · Score: 1

    I think this is a good move on the part of MS. For me at least, the space between "My" and "Computer" (or whatever) is scary. I never used those directories when I was a Windows user. But my distrust of spaces in filenames and directories might stem from the fact that I like the command line, and having to escape spaces is SUPER ANNOYING.

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  379. Woop-de-fucking-doo! -NT- by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Woop-de-fucking-doo!

  380. Just truth in advertising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's really a result of the truth in advertising laws... it was never "your computer", it was 0wn3d by script kiddies minutes after you connected it to the net.

  381. Haxx0r's Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just noticed my icon is called "HaXx0r's Computer". What's that mean? Is that hexidecimal or something?

  382. "program files" vs. "PROGRAM_FILES" by tepples · · Score: 1

    I for one am glad that filenames can have spaces in them.

    True, but given the case-insensitive-but-preserving semantics of the rest of the VFAT, the Right Way to do it would probably have been to make space the "lowercase" equivalent of underscore.

  383. I vote for a move to .. by onosendai · · Score: 1

    Reader's Digest Version (ala Fight Club) "I am Jack's Network Places" "I am Jack's Stash of Pr0n"

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  384. never used them by ylikone · · Score: 1
    Back when I was a MS Windows user, I never EVER used the "My" folders. Here's why...

    1. I don't trust spaces in filenames or directory names
    2. I didn't like the fact that the "My" directories are buried DEEP with the bowels of C:/windows/
    3. I never want "intelligent" programs to touch or browser a directory with my important files in until I tell it to. Programs by default like to start in the "My" directories and that bothers me.

    So call me paranoid... anyway, I left all that behind many years ago. Now a content and happy Linux user.

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  385. I NEVER USE THE "My" DIRECTORIES by ylikone · · Score: 1

    Because that's exactly where most software will expect to find my files.

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  386. I always did feel guilty... by wooby · · Score: 1

    ...when perusing the "My Music" folder and seeing nothing but pirated mp3s.

  387. wow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...that's all I can say...wow...756 comments on this, the ramifications must be HUGE

  388. small fix, need more! by yagu · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Reading the posts, I was surprised there weren't more suggestions for a more reasonable or intuitive directory organization, e.g, perhaps "/home/USER" for instead of "Documents and Settings/blah blah blah". The "Documents and Settings" paradigm seems to be confusing enough to baffle even the software application providers.

    Many times I've had to traverse the hell that is "Documents and Settings" just to find where some misguided application has dropped my latest "Untitled n" masterpiece. Sometimes, I never find it.

    My solution, for myself, and for others I do support for has been to actually create a "/home/USER" where USER is... Then I show users how to set up their software to point to that directory or any subdirectories they've chosen to create. So far, they've all thanked me.

    I'm guessing there'll be a bit of flaming at me along the lines of "The standard is Documents and Settings...", but as I mentioned at the outset, educating me, your friends, etc. isn't enough... I've seen off-the-shelf software misuse or completely miss the paradigm.

    So, hopefully, this will be fixed too... (while "/home" may be imperfect... what exactly does "Documents and Settings" represent? Especially as Microsoft begins to move more and more to an "object" model.)

    1. Re:small fix, need more! by TiggsPanther · · Score: 1

      I've got to say that my main issue with the "Document and Settings" isn't so much that it's a confusing system but more that the directory names are long (and space-separated).

      I know that in Windows you're "not supposed to" rely too much on the command-line, but for those of us who do having things like Documents and Settings or Program Files in the path are just a real bind to type.
      Why not things like Home, Documents, Users or Programs?

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  389. Gay Niggaz by tepples · · Score: 1

    Would the GNAA sue?

  390. Patent it! by BoneOfconTroll · · Score: 1
    Patenting it will encourage similar innovation, and rightfully reward the creative author of this invention.

    Without encouragement and reward, such innovation will cease and the world will be a poorer place for it.

    Hopefully, it is already patent pending: "names without 'My'"?

    </s>

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  391. drop it all!! by 2DAGDA2 · · Score: 1

    why not just drop it all together!?
    First it was .NET now the 'my'...

  392. Step in the right direction by jamnew · · Score: 1

    In all honesty, its good to see them remove the white space from system directories...

  393. If it isn't called "my" computer... by chriswaclawik · · Score: 1

    Then how am I supposed to know whose computer it is? Maybe I'll just give up now. I'm not very good with all this technology.

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  394. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    COUGH you should be using that function with the appropriate CSIDL

    See also

  395. PROGRA~1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    C:\Program Files or C:\PROGRA~1

    nuff said =)

  396. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gee, 5 seconds searching Google turns up this helpful page... Or this one.

    Just open Admin. Tools > Local Security Policy > User Configuration > Windows Settings > Folder Redirection.

  397. I just have to say... by HomerNet · · Score: 1

    I just have to say that as someone who nearly blew a blood vessel when the whole "My" scheme came about and just KNEW that nothing ever good would come of it, I have precisely one reaction to this announcement:

    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss!!!!!!!! !!!!!

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  398. Computer Selfishness by DirkBalognapantz · · Score: 1

    I absolutely welcome this change. It is my belief that all of the My This and My That nonsense in the computer industry has created a kind of computer selfishness among the average user. I don't know how many times I have wanted to poke my eyes out after a secretary called up and said "My Word isn't working" or "My Excel crashed". It's a very subtle thing, but I believe that kind of mindset diminishes one's capacity to grasp the bigger picture every now and then.

  399. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Queer+Boy · · Score: 1
    Yeah, three times in 20 years

    Once every version in every version of Windows which means they've changed the default, as a company, somewhere around 12 times.

    There was no standard, designated or even suggested area to save files in Windows 3.x, the default was always the application directory.

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  400. Why on Earth by UncleMark · · Score: 1

    are we talking about vaporware? How 'bout we come up with a solution to fix the idiotic patent system that recognizes ideas as property? A way to fix the ridiculous waste of money called TSA and Homeland Security? Anna Nicole Smith's bra size?

  401. Just think.... by wpiman · · Score: 1

    of how many bits that will save. HDD manufacturers should start to worry. How unMicrosoft like to actually do something to make the OS smaller.

  402. They have decided to be more specific... by renjipanicker · · Score: 1

    ... about who the 'My' actually refers to. It will henceforth be called "Bill's Computer"

  403. Re:So they think users have graduated from prescho by Poeir · · Score: 1

    ...and it only took them 12 years.

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  404. Tech Support Hell! by mavantix · · Score: 1

    Just great, now when I tell some computer ignoramus to "double click computer" they'll bang their mouse on their computer! It was bad enough explaining to them that 'double clicking my computer' did not mean I wanted them to manhandle my house through the telephone.

    Renaming Network Neighborhood to My Network Places was hard enough. I still (accidentally) call it NN and morons are like, uh...

    Oh, and people piss me off that don't know which slash is backslash. I'd like the backhand the next moron that uses the question mark/forward slash on me.

  405. They're right ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... it's not *MY* computer anymore.

    It either belongs to Microsoft or to the spy/scumware/trojan/virus/worm-writing folks that 0wN most the home PCs ;-)

    Actually not mine, coz I left the M$ boat some time ago. Maybe yours ? Or your computer-newbie friends ? You know, the one who called you three times last week to get his crap cleaned up.

  406. Unlikley I think by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Even with ohers uses to be had, most people would also still buy games - in fact right now things are slightly worse that way because I know some poeple who have modded XBoxes that do not buy some games because the've been locked out of Live.

    It could also be because opening it up at all makes it easier to pirate games. Of course, the counterargument is that people already pirate games so there would be little difference.

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  407. family support by mrselfdestrukt · · Score: 1

    Aaw crap! I can already hear my mother phoning me:

    Mother: "My computer has dissapeared. Please fix it."
    Me: (Looking away from Linux desktop and slamming palm of hand against forehead)
    "WTF are you talking about mom?"

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  408. so...now they won't be listed next to each other? by ATLgerm · · Score: 1

    I always thought the "My" thing was pretty annoying but then they kept adding and adding "my" folders...My Documents, My Pictures, My Videos... I resisted at first, (I always used a "myStuff" directory before) but software apps started defaulting all the save dialogs to open into "My Documents" so I eventually gave in. Now it's actually kinda usefull because they're all listed next to each other because they're all named "My whatever". Always towards the top of the directory because they're capital letters. Now they're all just going to be mixed through the directory? Or are they going to be a "special" system folder? Maybe so they can make sure all the files are DRM? Guess I'll be going back to using "myStuff"...or maybe "!myStuff"...

  409. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 1

    DOS and Windows 1/2/3 had no concept of a central documents (home) directory.

    Windows 95 introduced the My Documents folder. But, it was either under c:\, or c:\windows\profiles, or c:\windows\profiles\"username" depending on whether you had User Profiles enabled, and whether or not you had indivual user profiles enabled.

    I don't recall the name of the directory for Windows NT, but it was located under c:\winnt\profiles.

    Windows 2000 moved it to c:\documents and settings\"username"\my documents.

    Windows XP kept it there.

    Then there's the "shortcuts" to my documents under my computer, that would either read "My Documents" or "username"'s documents or shared documents, but you were never really sure where those folders were actually stored. And the names kept changing.

    That's a bit more than 3 times.

  410. My goodness! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    What is the world, I mean my world, coming to?

  411. My favorite Apple Product by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1

    The iWhack

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  412. I'd love to know about that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Maybe you could explain how the big sky-dude has done more for me than, say, Santa Claus??

    Please use logic and verified facts. Don't point me to some thousand year old collection of short stories and fiction. Do explain how he is some amazingly moral force (yet, according to the 'standard' references people point to, he condones slavery and forces women to married to their rapists).

    Oh, nevermind - I know you can't. Go and spout off somewhere else.

  413. Ehh, just went too far with the My thing... by NemosomeN · · Score: 1

    I think "Computer" just sounds stupid, but "My Documents", "My Pictures", "My Music", "My Chinchilla", etc. was just retarded. Keep "My Computer", but get rid of the other crap.

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    I hate grammar Nazi's.
  414. last respects by has2k1 · · Score: 1
    A number of years ago it was My Computer, then My Zombie. Atleast I still owned the damn thing. I guess the zombie is going to be formally taken away .

    Even if it is taken away it will remain My Precious.

    Bring back My Precious. ohhh. Precious

  415. After Longhorn it become's "Bill's Computer" by Hecatonchires · · Score: 1

    Or possibly "not your's"

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  416. Huh? Then whose computer? by yudan · · Score: 1

    Is it a hint of worse security? Does it mean that everyone can own my computer now?

  417. OT but I gotta reply to this... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    ROTFLMAOTNTPIMP!!!!!!

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  418. about damn time... by Hooya · · Score: 1

    it hasn't been just *My* documents for quite a while now. it's been everyone-in-my-contact-lists' document. but then that would be too long a prefix.

  419. programming languages too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have the same feeling when I program in Java/C#/Python after years of programming in C/C++. It feels like I am using a child's toy and it isn't fun at all. I don't want the computer holding my hand.

  420. Microsoft's Abillity... by batousai · · Score: 0

    to Copy Apple always surprises me, whats next, white pakaging? :)

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  421. The reason of this prefix change! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There a simple reason for all this, once you install longhorn it's not your computer anymore, it falls in the hands of M$

  422. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I checked out some of the promo videos and propaganda that is surrounding Longhorn

    I read that as "the porno videos". Am I alone?

  423. Re:Star Trek 4 - The Voyage To ... by rcbarnes · · Score: 1

    No, they're Dvorak, obviously!

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  424. the Dutch versions.. by Errtu76 · · Score: 1

    ..say 'Deze Computer', which means 'This Computer'. This only goes for 'My Computer' though. The rest of the folders (My Pictures/Documents/etc) are translated as 'Mijn' (My).

  425. Reminds me of... by Liquid+Len · · Score: 1

    my /home directory. In fact, since I've started being a Linux user (about eight years ago), I've been progressively creating a whole bunch of directories such as MyDocs, MyProgs, MyData, MyFigs... I was precisely thinking about getting rid of those "My" prefixes because of shell auto-completion.

  426. Yay! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then I'll no longer need to keep hitting "M" to get to the folder I want. Good move - I like browsing by keyboard sometimes - makes life easier. My shortcut to My Documents on the C:\ drive is called "e docs" as I have no folders beginning with e there...

  427. Worst metaphor ever by zpok · · Score: 1

    Among the list of GUI strangeness, I think My Computer, or plain Computer is right next to Apple's logic of removing discs by dropping them in the trash can (that's your My recycle bin, dear Windows users ;-)

    What were they thinking? This?
    "OK we have this desktop metaphor down pat, so there's the desktop, there's a trash can, here's a folder, some documents, yup, here's the pretty picture of wife and kiddies, ... What else is on my desktop? Oh, yeah... my computer!"

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  428. This is news? by oz1cz · · Score: 1

    The Danish version of Windows already uses (the Danish equivalent of) "This computer" instead of "My computer" and "Documents" instead of "My documents".

  429. thank god! by tnhtnh · · Score: 1

    It was soo hard when I hocked someones box to rename the prefix from 'my computer' to 'someone elses computer'... At least now I wont have to worry :)

  430. Always wrong by Karem+Lore · · Score: 1
    I always felt that "My Computer" was wrong. I mean, my computer claiming that it owns itself?

    It should have been "Your Computer."

    But then that gives a feeling of not being "connected" with the computer. Now, M$ has decided to treat us like little adults and allows just "Computer", as though originally they didn't think that we would be able to determine who owns the computer we were working on...


    Anyway, when you click on "My Computer" you could essentially also receive a window with "other peoples" computer via mapped network drivers, hence "My Computer" could essentially be wrong. Maybe "A Computer" would be more accurate, or even "A computer somewhere". What about "My computer" in a terminal session, shouldn't that be "My session computer"?

    Oh the board meetings about this change must have been interesting...

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  431. Dr. Zelenka's Windows by Petersson · · Score: 1

    Czech localization of WinXP show 'Tento Poèítaè' which translates as 'This Computer'. Less personal but better description.

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  432. A boon for Cygwin users by tezza · · Score: 2, Insightful
    No more

    cd /cygdrive/c/Documents\ and\ Settings/User/My\ Documents

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  433. why wasn't there ever a... by krunk4ever · · Score: 1

    my internet?

  434. Computer? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How quaint.

  435. Of all the things by karthik_r085 · · Score: 1

    Now I have a good reason to upgrade from WinXP to Longhorn.

  436. JDS by dunstan · · Score: 1

    Is this because Sun decided to place an icon called "This Computer" in the Java Desktop?

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  437. All your documents belong to us by srl100 · · Score: 1

    Hmm, no longer My Documents... Is this a tacit admission that Longhorn user permissions can be circumvented?

  438. How about Spaceballs naming convention? by Petersson · · Score: 1

    Just by changing one or two letters by and adding one dot we can achieve more friendly names:
    'Mr. Computer', 'Mrs. Documents', 'Mr. Pictures (Mrs.)' etc.
    Ugh, I forgot the dot separator separates that evil file extension....

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  439. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

    Personally, I populate My Documents with shortcuts to folders like "Documents", "Downloads", "Programming", "Mail" (Thunderbird profile dir - useful for backup), etc.

    Something interesting in Windows XP (possibly earlier Windows too) is that you can now mount volumes (local HDD, local removable media or network locations) into the file system of any logical volume on your local computer. Personally, I don't see why I'd bother unless I was used to that convention. I mean, is C:\CD Drive\ easier than L:\? (I usually use R:\ for recording drives, and never E:\, F:\ etc. as that can be variable)

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  440. They dropped the "My" because..... by HogynCymraeg · · Score: 1

    ...in reality, you don't "own" anything on a windows box. The "my" normally refers to the person who pwn3ds you!

  441. the wonders of windows paths by matt+me · · Score: 2, Funny

    But I enjoyed typing "c:/documents and settings/matthew surname/my documents/". it's so much easier than /home/matt

    1. Re:the wonders of windows paths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But I enjoyed typing "c:/documents and settings/matthew surname/my documents/". it's so much easier than /home/matt

      So use tab completion. Comes as standard on XP+ command prompts and you can enable it with TweakUI on older NTs. Or use c:\docume~1, which is almost always correct - use dir /x to check.

      And how come you're "matt" on one and "matthew surname" on the other? That an unfair comparison.

    2. Re:the wonders of windows paths by matt+me · · Score: 1

      better still use '~'! :p

      matt v matthew surname
      my linux user gets a short name cos I can have a longer full name bound to it.

      ok fair comparison let's go to keystrokes
      / h tab m tab = that's five

      c:/ (3) + d tab + m tab + my d tab about 10?

  442. Longhorn - Gungan edition by Knx · · Score: 1

    In related news, it's still called "Yousa Documents" in the Gungan edition, though.

    And, while the BSOD has turned red as well, it's still claiming "AHHHH!!! DIS IS IT!!! AHHHHHH!!! WEESA ALL DEAD!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!"

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  443. Innovation by Azzhole · · Score: 1

    I'll return to Windows( NOT) when they have the following uninstall features present. IE Office Outlook Express Windows Registry Update Explorer That's a good start

    1. Re:Innovation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's uninstall the registry -_- how intelligent.

  444. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by trezor · · Score: 1

    Windows 95 introduced the My Documents folder.

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure Windows 95 had no such thing. This came when you installed MS Office. For what version of Office (97 or 2000) or what version it became part of the OS, I'm not entirely sure of, but I'm pretty darn sure Windows 95 had no such thing.

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  445. This is going to break a lot of batch scripts... by doobydoobydoo · · Score: 2, Informative

    ... isn't it? Sure, programs can call SHGetFolderPath() to find out the path to the user's document folder, but batch files will typically have hard coded paths, no? I know a lot of ours do, so they'll all need updating. Even if they use environment variables, they'll probably have things like:

    xcopy /S /Y /C "%USERPROFILE%\My Documents\*.*" z:\backupfolder

  446. suitable for... by matt+me · · Score: 1

    yes, with Longhorn, Windows will at least be suitable for my the desktop!

  447. Put that in your pipe and smoke it by ectoraige · · Score: 2, Funny

    To all you out there who constantly accuse Microsoft of not being innovators, can I say a big "Hah!".

    So there!

    Will they now simply be known as Crosoft now, by the way?

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  448. And in other news.... by magnus_1986 · · Score: 1

    Microsoft announces a new, brilliant advance in its next operating system, Blackcomb.
    "Computer" will now be renamed to "Bill's Computer".

    I dont think Mr.Balmer is going to be too happy about that...

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  449. Now every time I save a file... by slagish666 · · Score: 1
    Great. I wonder how older programs will react when they try to save a file in the "My Documents" folder and find it isn't there.

    Will I be navigating away from "Control Panel" every time I need to save a file where I want it to go?

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  450. How will I find things now?? by Mark+Gillespie · · Score: 1

    There is no way I am going to be able to handle this. I will not be able to find stuff anymore. Seriously, Microsoft thinks there users are total idiots...

  451. Are they installing Linux? by mangu · · Score: 1
    "Our computer" (old "My computer")


    Because Linux is the OS that communists use, right?

  452. It's not yours anymore by SgtChaireBourne · · Score: 1
    It's not yours anymore. How hard is that to understand?

    Between DRM and third party admin access it's not your system. Yeah, you bought the hardware and exhibit some level of control over the documents, but yours is not the last word on anything that happens on that machine while it's running MS-Windows.

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  453. Time travel by mangu · · Score: 1
    And we all know you can travel in time by flying around the sun!


    Sure, we all know that time advances one year every time we fly around the sun.

  454. Me/My Generation by DanCentury · · Score: 1

    That's probably a marketing decision, since Longhorn will probably be used more by generation X and Y, and not the "Me" generation "Baby Boomers".

  455. Of course! by Quixadhal · · Score: 1

    That should have been expected. It won't BE "Your" computer when Longhorn is finally released. You'll be leasing it, and everything on it, from Microsoft. At least, that's the plan. :)

  456. all part of Trusted Computing by sacrilicious · · Score: 1

    They're taking out "my" because Trusted Computing makes the computer into Microsoft's beeotch, instead of the user's. But their marketing department thought that naming everything "Microsoft's Computer", etc, would be too blatant. So just dropping the "my" is a compromise.

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  457. That means... by MaDeR · · Score: 1

    it now is not THEIR (Microsoft's) computer? How fucking noble.

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  458. Redmond, Start Your Copiers by Vandil+X · · Score: 1

    Not that Apple invented the use of "Computer" at the root of the file system browser or home directories (and the naming schemes of the home's subfolders), but it's nice to see Microsoft catching up to OS X.

    It only took 5 years.

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  459. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by brontus3927 · · Score: 1

    Or just change the default. XP lets you place the My Documents Folder anywhere on the computer you want.

  460. THANK YOU! by tomas.bjornerback · · Score: 1

    Finally! I really hated those "my " names.

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  461. It's not MY Computer... by erik_fredricks · · Score: 1

    It can't be. It says right here, "0wned by D00mHax0r Billy." Makes sense, since he's holding all my files hostage.

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  462. I crapped myself by shrikel · · Score: 1
    That is the best dang news I've heard all year!

    The "My" stuff that has pervaded all of computing is absolutely the most idiotic, imbecilic, moronic, dippy meme ever to have been conceived by humanity, and the sludge-brained cretin who started its unholy propagation ought to be shot, crushed, boiled in his own fat, and rendered down for soap.

    Grrrr!

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  463. Re:More often than that - historical accuracy by mgpeter · · Score: 1

    FWIW -

    Windows NT's User Documents are in

    c:\winnt\profiles\username\personal

    not "My Documents", but of course any knowlegeable admin redirects this folder anyway (preferably to a unix/linux home directory running samba).

  464. Stuff that matters... by smartdreamer · · Score: 1

    So MySQL is becomming SQL... oh wait.

  465. Smart legal move. by NeverNow · · Score: 0

    The "my" prefix gives the user the impression that hardware, software and data belong to him. Considering the DRM-TCPA/Palladium fest Longhorn seems to be, this move will save MS a lot of money in lawsuits.

  466. ehh by Hillie · · Score: 1

    This article should read "Microsoft copies OS X yet again."

    Oh how is Microsoft stale and unoriginal, let me count the ways. or not, I'm sure we all know them ;)

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  467. It's good for a billion $$ worth of free PR by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    If bill gates announced that he took a piss after waking up in the morning, it would be all over the web (the story, I mean). There would be all sorts of lengthy discussions about it.

    Msft just wants to keep longhorn in the news. I wouldn't be surprised if msft decided to change back the "My" thing.

    Other *huge* news stories from msft, might include:

    - we thought about changing the modem icon, then we said naw.

    - maybe we'll re-arrange some of the desktop stuff, or maybe not.

    - we added something or other to the control panel; but we do away with it.

  468. finally, they admit it by PMuse · · Score: 1

    HEADLINE: Microsoft Declares that Your Computer is No Longer Yours

    Does M$ mean to say that the computer now belongs to it or to the friendly neighborhood zombie master? I don't suppose it matters. Either way, your box is owned.

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  469. Unfortunately... by webview · · Score: 1

    We'll still have My BSOD.

  470. Longhorn = XP drenched in DRM!!!! /. why 4 years? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    BLEH!

  471. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Fact: America has been at war somewhere constantly since the Korean War.

    So that would be "tends to infinity" if you are counting....

  472. Yes, one more aspect by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Please tell me you really didn't just go all feng shui on the various home directory pathnames.

    Well then I guess you wouldn't care to hear about how using Raid 0 for your home directory helps to reflect the energy from corners.

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  473. You trivialize the chnages to OS X by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Windows 9x series and NT series are different OSes. The kernel, filesystem, security and multi-user concepts, administration, drivers have nothing in common.

    The changed to OS X have been more continuous and less apprent to the user, true.

    But think about where OS X has come over time. Are the changes to the OS X filesystem for example any less impressive just because you could upgrade drives in place? I'm talking about journaling, metadata support, ACL's, and RAID abilities.

    In the realm of administration there actually have been large changes, though it's true these are mostly in Server.

    Lastly the Kernel has also undergone large changes inside and even the API has undergone some substantial revisions.

    The changes are hidden but it does not mean they are not about the equal of Microsofts move from 95 to NT over time.

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  474. To be revised in SP1 by hawk · · Score: 1
    At which point, it will accurately be labeled "Bill's Computer."

    :)

    hawk

  475. Chances are... by Noxx · · Score: 1

    from the but-how-will-i-know-who-owns-it dept.

    Chances are, somebody else will 0wn it. :)

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  476. Real effects by SirKron · · Score: 1

    For those enterprise customers this 'little' change will cause a huge headache at migration time. This is just a taste of why the upgrade from a 2003/XP network to Longhorn will be as difficult as NT/NT to 2000/2000. I really hope they take the GO button too.

  477. Documents NOT on C partition by tomas.bjornerback · · Score: 1

    I always create another disk/partition where I create a directory "documents" where I force all documents to end up in.

    Advantages:
    1. You can reinstall OS without losing documents.
    - Since W2k they have mandatory formatting of OS-drive.
    2. You have only 8 letters in the name.
    - Dos/scripts are easier to handle.

    The Desktop should be a part of that directory OR you shouldn't have write access to the desktop!

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    1. Re:Documents NOT on C partition by tomas.bjornerback · · Score: 1

      ps. Move the Favorites to that directory too!

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  478. No, MY Computer! by FrankHaynes · · Score: 1

    I went through this exact thing with a co-worker.

    We were back in the machine room, he was looking over my shoulder (there it is again!) as I was trying to tame this machine.

    He said "Why don't you use My Computer?" while heard "Why don't you use my computer?"

    I asked him why I would use his computer when the one in the machine room is the one that needed our T.L.C. I was serious as a heart attack.

    This went on for a few more rounds until he explained that he meant the My Computer single-pane file browser, as opposed to going through the Start menu.

    I feel like MicroSoft expects me to wear one of those sticky badges like you find at fundraisers that says

    "HELLO!

    My Name Is:

    (^)(&*@#!)*^&"

    Good riddance!

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  479. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by foszae · · Score: 1

    yes i am aware of group policy settings. in Active Directory, it is remarkably useful to give everyone the same set of folders regardless of what machine they've logged in with. notably, you can also pre-mount network drives in explorer so that everyone automatically logs in with the same links to shared folders.

    what i meant, and i apologise for not being more explicit, is that i'd like the capability to change the base location of system variable folders such as "my pictures" and "my music" so that when i start up a videogame that will play the mp3's from "my music" it will just go to the right folder, even though my mp3's aren't in a subfolder of "my documents" and aren't even on the same hard drive as "my documents"

  480. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In that case, you can use a reparse point (aka junction or directory symlink) to make the My Music folder point to some other directory, even one on a different volume.

    Junction from Sysinternals can do this. For example,
    rd "c:\documents and settings\me\my documents\my music" (the link destination directory must not exist)
    junction "c:\documents and settings\me\my documents\My Music" f:\music
    Now, My Music will be a link to f:\music.

    Note that you should copy the desktop.ini file over first if you want the special My Music folder icon. The desktop.ini file gives special meaning to various shell folders.

  481. Re:Annoying inconsistancy of Windows document fold by foszae · · Score: 1

    okay, you are officially my hero of the day. thx

  482. "Computer" by PingPongBoy · · Score: 1

    Let's look at this from another angle. Voice commands will be practicable in the years to come, and as any Star Trek fan knows, a call to the first computer function is made by saying "computer".

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