User: cyborg_monkey

Re:Whitelisting executables...

On: Microsoft Announces Device Guard For Windows 10

Try reading the summary again, moron.

Re:pretty funny

On: George Lucas Building Low-Income Housing Next Door To Millionaires

why is that?

Re:Here's a better idea

On: William Shatner Proposes $30 Billion Water Pipeline To California

I guess SirGeek's point is completely invalid!

You're a true cunt. Congrats.

Re:Any other examples that anyone's spotted?

On: How Many Hoaxes Are On Wikipedia? No One Knows

Like you know anything.

Re:windows? diebold you can do better and does thi

On: The Voting Machine Anyone Can Hack

you're a moron.

Re:It depends

On: What Makes the Perfect Gaming Mouse?

There's always some freak spouting off about a fucking trackball. Go back to 1993 and rethink your pathetic existence.

Re:what will be more interesting

On: Jeremy Clarkson Dismissed From Top Gear

It should be, and I would start with punching you in the colon.

Re:My condolences

On: For Boot Camp Users, New Macs Require Windows 8 Or Newer

That's complete bullshit. User's can tell, and you've performed no such tests.

Re:Interesting double edge sword there.

On: German Vice Chancellor: the US Threatened Us Over Snowden

You're extremely boring.

Re:FMH

On: Why Is the Grand Theft Auto CEO Also Chairman of the ESRB?

shut the fuck up.

Re:The name is not the problem

On: Microsoft Is Killing Off the Internet Explorer Brand

And it had nothing to do with the office integration, nothing at all.

Re:Asking Mattel to make toys more ethical??????

On: "Hello Barbie" Listens To Children Via Cloud

"... in fact I was of the opinion that the where smarter"

Using yourself as an example, I would have to agree.

Re:Fuck em

On: Tested: Lenovo ThinkPad X1 Carbon Update W/ Intel Broadwell, Self-Encrypting SSD

you're wrong about that.

Re:At least Microsoft and Slashdot listen to users

On: Microsoft Has Received 1 Million Pieces of Feedback For Windows 10

"..Firefox, GNOME and Debian"

you get what you pay for.

Re: Thank God Scotland yard

On: UK Police and PRS Shut Down Karaoke Torrent Site

talking in third-person?

Re:Trello

On: Ask Slashdot: Issue Tracker For Non-Engineers?

That is a false statement, and therefore not a a clarification.

Re:Trello...ello...ello...ello..

On: Ask Slashdot: Issue Tracker For Non-Engineers?

And used by ISIS. What more could you ask for?

Re:Trello

On: Ask Slashdot: Issue Tracker For Non-Engineers?

it looks like a mess.

Re:I'm a Member of That 1%

On: Steam On Linux Now Has Over a Thousand Games Available

And eldavojohn is part of the trolling atmosphere as well. pot and kettle. check and mate.

Re:This is great!

On: Mars "Webcam" To Be Made Available For Public Use

dignity for starters.

GOOG411

On: The Abandoned Google Project Memorial Page

Probably the most useful of the lot.

Re:I am so exited. This will be great.

On: 'The Moon Is a Harsh Mistress' Coming To the Big Screen

Yeah, "great". Fucking moron.

Re:So let's give a number scail so we can't self t

On: Treadmill Performance Predicts Mortality

scail?

Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down.

On: What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsoft?

Tee hee? Fucking idiot.

Re:Is it finally happening?

On: Intel Announces Atom x3, x5 and x7, First SOCs With Integrated 3G and LTE Modems

Whatever you say, Robert X Cringely.