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What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsoft?

An anonymous reader writes "Microsoft spent billions purchasing Mojang, the studio behind the game Minecraft, and while it's unlikely to start work on a sequel anytime soon, rather than continue development of the game, it's worth considering what a Minecraft 2 will look like. After all, as a public company with revenues to justify, it doesn't seem beyond unreasonable a few years down the line, especially since a Minecraft-like game was one of the stand-out tech demos shown for the software giant's HoloLens augmented reality headset. As the author points out, Microsoft will have to tread carefully, tackling issues like whether greater graphical fidelity is actually what players will want ever — and whether to continue to support Minecraft on PlayStation."

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  1. Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

    Bloated, choppy video, BSODs, more money, and best of all Spyware.

    1. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      "It looks like you're demolishing an online game. Like some help?"

    2. Re:Like everything else M$... by cheesybagel · · Score: 5, Funny

      They will rewrite everything from Java to C#. The game release will be endlessly delayed and when it does arrive it will be slow and bloated and not have half of the feature of the old Minecraft. You would better start stay on Minecraft 1 until Minecraft 3 comes out and they solve that.

    3. Re:Like everything else M$... by Scottingham · · Score: 0, Troll

      You joke, but I'd love it if they ported it to C#. Java sucks! For real. The only reason I have that shit on my computer now is for Minecraft.

    4. Re:Like everything else M$... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 2

      Why does Java suck?.....seems ok to me?

    5. Re:Like everything else M$... by bhcompy · · Score: 0

      Welcome to today, the same as yesterday, where another critical security flaw appears with Java

    6. Re:Like everything else M$... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 2

      So, you're talking about Java Applets..... Which happen to have the same security flaws as other browser based plugins, like Flash (Zero-Day flaw patched just last week).... Who uses applets now anyhow? Minecraft is a Java *application* - not an applet.

    7. Re:Like everything else M$... by Adriax · · Score: 2

      Yeah. A year ago the idea of recoding minecraft in C# would have been a bad joke.
      But with microsoft open sourcing the .NET framework it does sound like a good idea. Both as a sound business decision (a killer app for the newly cross platform .NET) and a technical decision.

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    8. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing Microsoft with Valve.

      Seriously, MS has published some fantastic games. Neverhood, Age of Empires series , Starlancer/Freelancer series, Midtown Madness series, Mechwarrior 4 and the Flight Simulator series come to mind. Let's also face it, Minecraft isn't all that good of a game, even with the whole building mechanic, which games like Sauerbraten and even Second Life do better, you know, not being limited to mapping everything out of blocks. Undoubtedly any updates MS or their developer does will be an improvement.

      As someone who used to do a lot of mapping for the Build engine and the various id Tech and Unreal engines, I would love to see something a bit more challenging and rewarding than Minecraft.

    9. Re:Like everything else M$... by abies · · Score: 1

      And how security flaws in java affect standalone game installed on your machine and run with your user permissions? Do you think that having it written in C# or C++ would protect your PC better against malicious _Minecraft_ code or mods?

    10. Re:Like everything else M$... by QilessQi · · Score: 1

      I expect that Microsoft will finish the C#/.NET reimplementation of Minecraft at roughly the same time the fad is over.

    11. Re:Like everything else M$... by GuB-42 · · Score: 2

      Why does Java suck?.....seems ok to me?

      It is not the best language for game programming, at least not when performance may be a concern.
      Minecraft is a memory hog and Java is at least partly to blame.

    12. Re:Like everything else M$... by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Nonsense! Everyone knows the initial release always has some problems! They'll surely be fixed in Minecraft 2 Service Pack 2!

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    13. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have already released a new version that does not require the JRE to be installed for the Client. The Server still requires JRE to run, however.

      I am not sure people commenting understand how to code Java and C#. One can literally cut and paste the code from one class (.js) to another class (.cs) and make minor code tweaks.

      Porting to C# would not take forever and would not involve losing features, due to this very easy porting process. I am sure a utility could be written to automate it, if it hasn't already. Yes, it is that brain dead.

    14. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Java is already open. You don't have to wait for anybody to open source it beacause they already did 10 years ago. Also, the whole API is open. Will microsoft open APIs such as Windows Presentation Foundation, making existing applications running on operating systems other than windows? Don't count on it.

    15. Re:Like everything else M$... by jfbilodeau · · Score: 1

      Your post is so full of crap that I don't even know where to start...

      Have you every written a single line of code?

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    16. Re:Like everything else M$... by jfbilodeau · · Score: 1

      Citation please? Java has been multithreaded (and thus multicore) sinces 1.0.

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    17. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, going to give you some advice here: if you have literally no idea what the fuck you are talking about, it's probably best to just keep your mouth shut. I can help you avoid looking like a retard.

    18. Re:Like everything else M$... by jfbilodeau · · Score: 1

      Minecraft isn't all that good of a game

      You seem to be confusing "I don't like that game" with "it's not a good game". I suspect that more copies of Minecraft were sold than Neverhood, Age of Empires series , Starlancer/Freelancer series, Midtown Madness series, Mechwarrior 4 and Flight Simulator combined.

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    19. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to today, the same as yesterday, where another critical security flaw appears with any Microsoft product

    20. Re: Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be equating high sales with being a good game.

      This isn't necessarily true, look at AAA shooter retreads

    21. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In my limited experience working with Java, mostly on Android, I have these criticisms:

      1) The advocated clean code patterns often insert layers of code logic that add little or no value. You wind up with programs that have a whole lot of "scaffolding" code with relatively little code that actually "does stuff" scattered throughout.

      2) I have found the layout managers for putting controls on screens needlessly complicated. Even the all-purpose "relative layout" has surprising quirks and road blocks, especially if you are doing a lot of dynamic loading and clearing of controls. The intent is making screens very adaptable to different screen resolutions; the outcome is a lot of fuss and complexity over rarely-occurring edge cases, motivating developers to skip as much of that as possible.

      3) The way java manages nested class declarations is kind of weird. Variable scope is sometimes surprising. Maybe it is just me, but I find it far easier to work with the C# visualization which treats a parent class as little more than a namespace for storing the nested class, and any instances of these classes are independently scoped from each other.

      4) As with all interpreted languages; the inability to free up memory as you go (forcing you to rely on the garbage collector) introduces performance problems when doing anything CPU-intensive. In order to avoid garbage collection lag, you have to adopt some very fragile code patterns involving lots of static variables and doing work at a higher scope than would be logically appropriate.

      5) No friend classes or functions. What a pain! Friendship breaks encapsulation but, used properly, it can greatly simplify a design and introduce performance efficiencies while keeping code non-fragile. Developers are forced to do hacky workarounds or extra complicated layers of interfaces and decoupling to work around this deficit.

      So, there are my thoughts.

    22. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes and I also bet that Justin Bieber is listened to more than Mozart.

      Popularity doesn't equate to quality and you're an idiot for thinking that it does.

    23. Re: Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it's mostly that simple.
      You have to change your dots to arrows, and muck around with header files, but, for the most part, it could be done with a basic script.
      Library calls are a problem, so you might have to rewrite some sections of code, but that's usually minor.

    24. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is ironic coming from someone who has a history of slamming Windows and promoting Linux.

    25. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect that more copies of Windows are sold then MacOS. Therefore we should not be critical of Windows.

      I suspect that more voters chose D/R over all third parties combined, so we should not give our elected officials any gruff, amiright?

      I get it, you like the game. Face the facts though it isn't that great. The only people I know who actually really enjoy the game are under the age of 13.

    26. Re:Like everything else M$... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 1

      I recon he means javascript.....*sigh*

    27. Re:Like everything else M$... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 0

      I agree, you wouldn't want to do GTA5 in java...... However, Minecraft is currently chugging away on my laptop at 512MB, and performing quite well.....Even low end laptops have at least 2gb, and most of the graphics is offloaded to the GPU. It is very possible to make things run in half the memory, and be very strict about deallocating stuff after you allocated them....reference counting, etc. But, one mistake, and you've core-dumped your app. It is much harder to make something using C, than Java....especially cross platform. I would say Java is good enough, in this instance.

    28. Re:Like everything else M$... by Ravaldy · · Score: 1

      Yeah. They'll probably re-write the graphic engine to solve some of the issues as well as speed it up.

    29. Re:Like everything else M$... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Yea, like the Xbox-->Xbox360-->Xbox One thats currently getting its lunch eaten by the Playstation! Right?

      Guys?

    30. Re:Like everything else M$... by LordLimecat · · Score: 0

      How about the fact that we now have 3-4 versions of Java running around because Applets written for J5u10 refuse to run on anything newer than J6u9, several applets refuse to run on anything newer than J6u45, and J7 introduced a number of breaking changes somewhere around update 40.

      And for the record these security updates are for the runtime itself, not just the browser plugin. Some of them deal, for example, with certificate handling, sandbox escapes, and buffer overflows. The number of updates truly is staggering-- theres something like 70 in the J7 line, and Java 8 (which has been around for ~11 months) has received 30 updates. Thats 3 per month, if you're keeping track, just for the runtime.

    31. Re:Like everything else M$... by LordLimecat · · Score: 1

      Java is supposed to be sandboxed and have controls on what access to your system is allowed. The problem is that there are continually new exploits breaing around those controls.

    32. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Java is not open. Are you forgetting about that whole Oracle vs Google thing?

    33. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and if you put minecraft on a vastly overpowered desktop with 64gig. it performs just as well as it did on the laptop.

      not very good.

      java sucks. (no not javascript. java. it sucks.)

    34. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the fact that we now have 3-4 versions of Java running around because Applets written for J5u10 refuse to run on anything newer than J6u9, several applets refuse to run on anything newer than J6u45, and J7 introduced a number of breaking changes somewhere around update 40.

      You are still ranting about applets, whomever uses applets lives in pain.

      The full version of Minecraft is an application, it does not live in a browser (in contrast to the ancient demo), it does not use or extend the applet API. If you go out of your way to enable applets they will be blocked by default. Applets have nothing to do with applications using Java, they are an off by default browser extension.

    35. Re:Like everything else M$... by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Well, I guess 1.8 is supporting multiple threads, but it was common knowledge that Minecraft only used single core on previous versions.

    36. Re:Like everything else M$... by tonywestonuk · · Score: 1

      Java applications have no sandbox. They're just as 'unsafe' as exe's, or other native apps.

    37. Re:Like everything else M$... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      Stop being a dick.

      How many versions of .NET is your computer running?

      Versions 2, 3, 4, 4.5 are all still in common usage.

      Meh...WHY DO I BOTHER POSTING. Its like a drug that makes you feel shit but somehow you cannot help yourself...much like smoking I guess.

    38. Re:Like everything else M$... by MrBigInThePants · · Score: 1

      True, but he will probably be modded "insightful" in a few minutes anyway....

    39. Re:Like everything else M$... by mjtaylor24601 · · Score: 1

      Popularity doesn't equate to quality and you're an idiot for thinking that it does.

      Please list the objective criteria for rating the quality of a piece of art. We'll wait.

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    40. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Complexity, refinement, impact and staying power.

      Seriously, go listen to Bieber back to back with Mozart and YOU tell me which is clearly better. The only reason Bieber is more popular is because most people are uncultured mooks and you appear to be one of them.

    41. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Java has bad scaling with multithreading because of how it treats so many things, like primitives, as objects. This puts a lot of stress on the garbage collector which has to "stop world" every time the current memory slab fills up.

    42. Re:Like everything else M$... by Shagg · · Score: 1

      They're probably referring to Minecraft, which is single threaded.

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    43. Re:Like everything else M$... by JasonGoatcher · · Score: 0

      Java is supposed to be sandboxed.

      Sandboxing a sandbox game? Play it in a sandbox and it's a sandbox tri-fecta. Sandboxes all the way down.

    44. Re:Like everything else M$... by Incadenza · · Score: 1

      Complexity, refinement, impact and staying power.

      Seriously, go listen to Bieber back to back with Mozart and YOU tell me which is clearly better. The only reason Bieber is more popular is because most people are uncultured mooks and you appear to be one of them.

      Puts on a raga.

    45. Re:Like everything else M$... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      Java is supposed to be sandboxed and have controls on what access to your system is allowed. The problem is that there are continually new exploits breaing around those controls.

      This is only true of Java applets, and nobody is really arguing with you that they are a bad idea.

      Java--the language and runtime virtual machine--run executable code on your computer with the permissions of the user that starts the application, just like a plain binary app. Supposing that you did not trust Minecraft, the JVM is not there to protect you from it.

    46. Re:Like everything else M$... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      and if you put minecraft on a vastly overpowered desktop with 64gig. it performs just as well as it did on the laptop.

      Talking about performance without benchmarks is like racing cars by looking at the spec sheets. The bottleneck in Minecraft is chunk updates, and they are inherently random disk IO bound. Spend that $2500 on a good SSD, and the game will run perfectly.

    47. Re:Like everything else M$... by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      MUSIC SHOOT OUT TIME!!

      lets get Bieber (with his normal backup band) and The New York Philharmonic (with a Tenor??) to do a Sing Off.

      just to make this "fair" we can get 9 of the X-Factor judges to do the judging

    48. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you've never done what you claim will fix it.
      because i've got it on a ssd that can do 200MB/sec. and it still sucks.

      you still have actual hard drives?

    49. Re: Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your supposition is not true

    50. Re:Like everything else M$... by mjtaylor24601 · · Score: 1

      Complexity

      So simple elegant things can't be art? How complex does it need to be before it counts? Is more complexity always better or is there a diminishing return?

      refinement

      Let's see...refinement, noun: "cultured elegance in behavior or manner.". Hmmm....elegance, noun: "the quality of being pleasingly ingenious and simple ". So art must embody complexity and ingenious simplicity. Gotcha. Can't see any issues so far.

      impact

      Impact on who? How is impact measured? Sounds to me like impact is a function of entirely subjective reactions of the audience.

      staying power

      So something that is obscure and thus quickly forgotten about can't be art because it has no staying power?

      The only reason Bieber is more popular is because most people are uncultured mooks and you appear to be one of them.

      Perhaps. Or perhaps I just understand the difference between a subjective opinion and an objective fact and I'm not arrogant enough to assume that my opinions are somehow more worthy than anyone else's. But no, I'm sure you're right. It's probably the mook thing.

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    51. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So simple elegant things can't be art?

      Sure, but there has to be a level of complexity to it, otherwise it evokes no feeling.

      Impact on who?

      Impact anyone. Whether it's a positive or negative impact doesn't matter. Poor art won't have any impact and will be easily forgotten.

      So something that is obscure and thus quickly forgotten about can't be art because it has no staying power?

      Exactly. If it's so worthless as to be quickly forgotten, then it's crap.

      But no, I'm sure you're right. It's probably the mook thing.

      It's good that you admit it. Perhaps one day you'll acquire a sense of taste.

    52. Re:Like everything else M$... by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      You are still ranting about applets, whomever uses applets lives in pain....Applets have nothing to do with applications using Java, they are an off by default browser extension.

      Which call a JRE, which has incompatibilities based on version. There was a code-signing change in J7, for example, which breaks a number of applications.

      Its not the plugin thats incompatible, because the plugin isnt what runs the bytecode. The JRE is what runs the bytecode, and is where the incompatibilities lie.

    53. Re:Like everything else M$... by LordLimecat · · Score: 2

      Versions 2, 3, 4, 4.5 are all still in common usage.

      2,3, 4, and 5 can coexist without breaking each other. If I were to install J8 on my machine-- regardless of how I configured it-- it would immediately break my ability to configure an entire class of printers (Fiery). It would also break my ability to access the web interface of a number of Cisco web interfacesm if that were something I did, as well as Dell iDRAC.

      Heck, updating your minor Java revision on a server can break BES (if you happen to use that). The upshot is that I would wager that anyone still running a BES probably does not have the latest JRE, but a LONG shot.

    54. Re:Like everything else M$... by mjtaylor24601 · · Score: 1

      Sure, but there has to be a level of complexity to it, otherwise it evokes no feeling.

      So again, how much complexity is required? By what metric are you judging Justin Bieber's work to be insufficiently complex? Does it not have enough different notes in it or something? If the evocation of feeling is the important part then that's a subjective reaction on the part of the audience not an objective measurement criteria.

      Impact anyone. Whether it's a positive or negative impact doesn't matter. Poor art won't have any impact and will be easily forgotten.

      Justin Bieber seems to have had a strong negative impact on you and a strong positive impact on lots of other people (judging by the level of screaming at least).

      Exactly. If it's so worthless as to be quickly forgotten, then it's crap.

      I think you have your cause and effect backwards here. Great art is not great because it's remembered, it's remembered because it's great.

      It's good that you admit it. Perhaps one day you'll acquire a sense of taste.

      You're making a lot of snide comments about my personal preferences for someone that knows absolutely nothing about them.

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    55. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Noes!

      I run my Minecraft on Ubuntu, I don't want no C#.NET :-(

      It's shitty enough at it is, that it runs in Javacrap, but at least OpenJDK runs in really smooth now. (With better framerates that Wincrap)

      I'd like a plain C implementation, that we can build ourselves on our chosen platforms without limitations, as long as the platforms has the required libs.

      But I can easily live with Javacrap, I don't NEED a better implementation :-) And certainly not an implementation that requires Wincrap OS hogging all my computer resources to optimize search or something useless like that :-\

    56. Re:Like everything else M$... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Popularity doesn't equate to quality and you're an idiot for thinking that it does.

      Please list the objective criteria for rating the quality of a piece of art. We'll wait.

      Getting people who know what they are talking about to agree how good a piece of art is usually works best.

      Someone who doesn't see why popularity does not equal quality is pretty much excluded from the "know what they are talking about" group.

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    57. Re:Like everything else M$... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Or perhaps I just understand the difference between a subjective opinion and an objective fact and I'm not arrogant enough to assume that my opinions are somehow more worthy than anyone else's.

      There is a lot of ground between an objective fact and a purely subjective opinion, but if you want to treat the world in a binary heads/tails way and achieve the rich inner life of a tossed coin, that's up to you.

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    58. Re:Like everything else M$... by mjtaylor24601 · · Score: 1

      Getting people who know what they are talking about to agree how good a piece of art is usually works best.

      And how do we decide which people do and don't "know what they're talking about"? At best that's a circular definition. The criteria you've proposed for judging the quality of art is that some group of people have judged it to be good.

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    59. Re:Like everything else M$... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So again, how much complexity is required? By what metric are you judging Justin Bieber's work to be insufficiently complex?

      As much as is necessary. Bieber does pop music, which by its very definition, is intended to take advantage of the naive and stupid..

      Justin Bieber seems to have had a strong negative impact on you and a strong positive impact on lots of other people (judging by the level of screaming at least)

      I've never even heard a complete Justin Bieber song. He was simply the example being used and I continued with his name for the sake of clarity. Feel free to replace "Bieber" with "Lady Gaga", "Kanye" or whatever other garbage gets pumped out on the radio these days. No matter what, it all sounds like the same simplistic crap that to the point that I cannot discern any from the others nor can I remember any of them with distinction.

      I think you have your cause and effect backwards here. Great art is not great because it's remembered, it's remembered because it's great.

      Which is exactly what I stated. Reading comprehension isn't your forte, is it?

      You're making a lot of snide comments about my personal preferences for someone that knows absolutely nothing about them.

      You just told me what your personal preferences were. You're about as smart as a box of hair, aren't you?

    60. Re:Like everything else M$... by ttucker · · Score: 1

      My PC is fairly modest, GTX 760, E5-1620 V2, 16GB ram. Using a RAID 5 array of decent magnetic storage (easily capable of 200 MB/sec) allowed Minecraft to run at about 20 fps with a chunk update radius of 32. Switching the system drive to a Crucial MX200 consistently reaches the vsync limit of 60 fps with the same chunk update setting.

      Perhaps you should look into a more contemporary SSD... low end consumer ones are easily reaching 500MB/s. Furthermore, the IOPS specification is really much more important.

  2. players don't want better textures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    That's why there are so many texture packs and shaders available.

  3. I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap. Look what happened to Legos: you can barely avoid the Star Wars, LOTH, Disney Princess and Marvel (and yes, even Minecraft) branded tie-ins over there.

    1. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap. Look what happened to Legos: you can barely avoid the Star Wars, LOTH, Disney Princess and Marvel (and yes, even Minecraft) branded tie-ins over there.

      All of which brought LEGO back from the brink. Without the "branded crap" LEGO would be all but dead. Today we see them as the largest toy company on the planet. Why? Because kids love building stuff they're familiar with. LEGO's own kits are pretty dull, throw in a spaceship from a film and the collectors will be out in droves buying them all up to fleece unsuspecting parents when it comes to their kids' birthdays/crimbo gifts.

    2. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by rwa2 · · Score: 1

      Yes, this. Actually, we already have that right now. Minecraft for XBox is already full of licensed DLC for XBox, Dr. Who, etc.
      http://www.cinemablend.com/gam...

      Minecraft as a cash cow is complete, there's no need to do any more development. It's all business dealings from here on out.

      Some Slashdotter put it best a few months back... "Microsoft didn't buy a game, they bought a generation"

    3. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by chuckymonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I fail to see the problem here. My kids have dozens of sets of those branded Lego kits and you'd be hard pressed to find a single one of them intact. The tie-ins make the kids interested in the sets themselves which is fine because they immediately tear them apart and make new things with them which is a good thing. So if marketing sells a toy to that interests a kid which can then set that kid's imagination free then I fail to see a problem with it.

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    4. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by allcoolnameswheretak · · Score: 2

      What's wrong with branded LEGO stuff?

      I for one love my LEGO Star Wars miniatures.

    5. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Bob+the+Super+Hamste · · Score: 1

      And you know what Lego sets my kids want more than any others? The Lego creator series since while they do come with instructions it seems to be for 3 different models and they come with a lot of pieces. Granted they have a number of star wars sets now but they have far more creator sets as well as Lego city sets.

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    6. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Sarten-X · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why is this modded flamebait? Is it because there's no "pretty-accurate" mod?

      I recall an article a while back about the huge corporate shift within LEGO when they started working with tie-ins. Yes, kids were quite content with building... but they're even happier to be building with their favorite pop-culture characters and settings. The bottom line was the bottom line. Ultimately, LEGO faced a decision whether they would keep their mediocre sales figures and their original characters, or whether they'd cash in their fanatic followers as targets for the movie marketing drones.

      It turns out the latter choice wasn't nearly as bad as was feared. LEGO is iconic enough that they can hold their own in negotiations with brands. There are (almost) no remastered LEGO sets, no special promos, and no enforced storylines. Tie-in LEGO sets are still LEGOs, but with some familiar characters. Of course, LEGO still has their original material, which has seen a significant increase in sales because the tie-ins have served as a means to attract new customers. Perhaps surprisingly, LEGO has maintained its fanatic customer base, and yes, that often leads to supply shortages and expensive collector-oriented sets.

      I'm afraid I can't find that article now, but here's an informative image.

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    7. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are (almost) no remastered LEGO sets, no special promos, and no enforced storylines. Tie-in LEGO sets are still LEGOs, but with some familiar characters

      Well, I can only speak for my own experience, but having two boys with quite a Lego set, the set of bricks they have are substantially different than the ones I had as a kid. When I was a kid, my Lego set was heavy with plates/bricks of a variety of sized (including some large ones). My children's sets are heavy with smaller pieces, and waaaay more "specialty" pieces that are kind of hard to use effectively in casual building.

      Example:
      Me: Google image search "vintage space lego set"
      My Kids: Google image search "Ninjago golden dragon"

      I think Lego has made it harder to build up a good set of generic bricks...of course, they want you to always buy another set rather than build from what you have. Fortunately, a lot of good resellers are on ebay and package bricks by the color or by the size making it a lot easier to build up for deficiencies in your sets.

    8. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      I know one idiot who builds Lego sets and leaves them assembled. Has a room full of assembled Lego Star Wars crap.

      He just doesn't get the whole Lego thing.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    9. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or maybe he just like building Star Wars stuff and you're the idiot who's shrieking about badwrongfun.

    10. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      If he liked building he would take them apart. He likes having/collecting. Which is fine, but not the point of Lego.

      He'd be just as happy with a Dart Vader Hummel.

      --
      John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    11. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by Venerable+Vegetable · · Score: 1

      You can buy packs of basic building blocks (LEGO classic). The creator, technic, city and even Minecraft sets also have a lot of generic bricks.

      It's not really fair to compare a space ship against a dragon either. The dragon is very specific and has a lot of specialty blocks due to its organic nature. The Jedi interceptor for example still has plenty of generic blocks.

      Besides all this, I play with my kids' LEGO almost as much as I played with my LEGO when I was a kid and I love the specialty blocks. It is still easy to dream up new creations and the "specialty" pieces aren't. They get repurposed just fine, but add a lot of variety.

      And what's most important, my children have just as much fun with their LEGO as I had, and are just as inventive/creative, so I don't think anything of value was lost.

    12. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by AceJohnny · · Score: 1

      LEGO faced a decision whether they would keep their mediocre sales figures

      Actually, LEGO faced a decision whether they would go bankrupt or do tie-ins. The BI BI linked in another comment is excellent in showing what happened to Lego and their comeback.

      All the crying about crappy tie-in Lego sets is hysterical hand-wringing. Yes, those occupy the majority of retail store shelf-space, but that only reflects the reteail store's decision. The key thing is that those tie-ins have not replaced other "pure" Lego sets in Lego's catalog. It's 2015, search online: there are many online shops and alternatives. Even better, there's Brickset, an amazing database of sets, which not only will show you the wide variety of still-in-production sets but also useful tools to help you find the cheapest set for cost-per-brick.

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    13. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by laurencetux · · Score: 1

      err let me just leave this for you

      http://shop.lego.com/en-US/Pic...

      direct Genuine Lego(TM) building blocks (assuming you don't have a Physical Store in your area)

    14. Re:I'd expect lots of cross-over branding crap by hackertourist · · Score: 1

      Do you know how the Lego Minecraft set came to be? Mojang submitted a proposal to Lego Cuusoo (since renamed to Lego Ideas). On this site anyone can submit ideas for Lego sets, when an idea attracts 10,000 votes Lego will look into producing it as a set. We got some cool stuff that way: the Curiosity rover, for instance. The Minecraft set also got lots of votes, and the rest is history.

  4. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by xxxJonBoyxxx · · Score: 2

    >> pushed into building artificial worlds because making in the real one is hampered by (indecipherable sniveling)

    Take a minute to Google "Dungeons and Dragons" and you'll see how my generation did reality-avoidance.

  5. Most likely developed in .NET... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...and captures about 10x the performance while sacrificing compatibility to non-MS operating systems (at least until the .NET framework has been ported).

    You will probably lose a good chunk of the developers with this move, though, as they are pretty adamantly Java-centric.

    We will also probably see the development go more towards console and mobile and away from the desktop. Oh well.

    And say goodbye to your home-brew server. Or any private server in general. Why would MS pass on that revenue stream?

    1. Re: Most likely developed in .NET... by Fwipp · · Score: 2

      You know Mono exists, right?

  6. It'll be like the rest of Windows 8 crapps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Same blocky graphics, but now rendered in non-dithered 16 colors.

    1. Re:It'll be like the rest of Windows 8 crapps by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 2D

    2. Re:It'll be like the rest of Windows 8 crapps by ArcadeMan · · Score: 1

      Hurray! EGA is back!

  7. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    D&D players were regarded as outcasts. Minecraft is on every fucking supermarket shelf. That is the difference.

  8. Just switch to Minetest already by sofar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I mean, it's free (GPL), open source (C++ with plugins in Lua), and there are no paid accounts. Why bother looking into MInecraft when we can just build it ourselves, and in a more original and better way?

    1. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Coren22 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Original? How could a copy of a game ever be considered more original than the original?

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    2. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      I think "more original" was more in the sense of "more special", talking about something better. Not "more original" in the "origins" sense of the term...

    3. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by goombah99 · · Score: 1

      Original? How could a copy of a game ever be considered more original than the original?

      er,.. Linux was aping Multix and other *nix. It came out pretty original.

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    4. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >C++
      yeah, and it's somehow slower than java minecraft.

      it's been broken for a long time and the devs working on it are kind of fedora-ish (the hat not the OS)...

    5. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you talking about infiminer? i'm confused

    6. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mean, it's free (GPL)

      So it disallows extensions to avoid inclusion in proprietary software? It mangles its implementation to make it practically useless? ...

      If any of these have have a "no" as answer you are in violation of RMS freedom(TM) and may rethink your use of that word.

    7. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you mean like Infiniminer original?

    8. Re:Just switch to Minetest already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The New Originals"

  9. Modding API by Des+Herriott · · Score: 1

    Pretty much all the desired improvements in the article (with the possible exception of point 5 - HoloLens) are irrelevant if point 1 - a decent modding API - is added.

  10. We all know what we expect is not what we want by FellowConspirator · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Here's a short list of what certainly awaits in a Microsoft Minecraft 2:

    - Registration requires a multi-part authentication process that involves at least 3 e-mails and the creation of one Microsoft outlook.com mailbox -- for each member of your family that wants to play
    - The game will still cost $19, but multiplayer or network storage will require an Xbox Live account and gold subscription.
    - The game will be retooled to appeal to an older audience, so expect ultraviolence and maybe some skin (which will usher in an era of very crude "box" jokes).
    - Minecraft mods will be easy to write in C#, but no longer be supported in Java; they will implemented as SOAP services instead of plug-ins; and to use them you will need to register as a developer go through a multi-stage certificate generation and validation process to sign your mod which will only be available through the Microsoft store
    - The Microsoft store will be integral to the game and appear as a building in the shape of the Windows logo; they'll sell diamond pickaxes that otherwise will be impossible to get
    - There will be Windows-phone exclusive features, including a Smite button that allows people to kick other people off a server.

    1. Re:We all know what we expect is not what we want by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I would expect the PC game to cost slightly more than the Xbox 180 version, and not have a subscription fee. I presume your other predictions will actually come true. I could also see it being a free-to-pay game, though. Given Windows 10 is going to be free for Windows 7 and 8 users, it might make sense to give MC2 away to Windows 10 users as well, and charge a small fee to other players. Use some lame excuse about having to support older versions of DirectX.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:We all know what we expect is not what we want by Rideak · · Score: 1

      funny that I had to come this far down to see an actual response to the OP.

      in addition to these things you anticipate I also think some good stuff is on the way: Minecraft is awesome but I really think it needs top to bottom rewrite done by really good engineers who are more able to take advantage of the current hardware.

      -better multithreading support
      -Shaders
      -bumpmaps
      -better textures
      -much farther view distance
      -LOD
      -Dynamic Lighting
      -actual physics
      -vehicles/heavy machinery that can operate on more than one block at a time
      -multiplayer game modes (CTF, rampart style battles etc)
      -a marketplace where players can sell their creations to other players (similar to the steam workshop for TF2)

    3. Re:We all know what we expect is not what we want by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which games already owned by microsoft have gone this route?

    4. Re:We all know what we expect is not what we want by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 1

      Good question! Nobody ever hears anything about games once they're purchased by Microsoft.

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  11. What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsoft? by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm thinking it would look something like this...

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    Taking guns away from the 99% gives the 1% 100% of the power.
  12. I hesitate to comment by duck_rifted · · Score: 2

    Any time I ever common on anything having to do with Microsoft, I get pummeled by a PR firm. But this is a *positive* post, no criticism, so maybe the minimum wage public opinion manipulators will leave me along this time.

    Microsoft's gaming pedigree is diverse. Each franchise has its own business model, suitable for that title alone. They didn't take, say, the Halo culture and try to force it on Fable fans. One thing Microsoft is exceedingly good at is identifying the relationship between games and the business related to them.

    For me, each Halo title represents a couple hours of gameplay. Ratchet up the difficulty, beat it, done. But it also has an army of diehard fans who find its real value in PvP and turn what could be a good story in compact form into an epic adventure. Fable, for me, is one of those "get everything, do everything" franchises representing much more time in game. Where Halo has a pretty awesome miniseries, Fable will probably never see anything like that. Totally different game mechanics foster totally different cultures and business models to match. That's what I'm getting at.

    If Microsoft can form a business model around the culture that already exists for Minecraft, then they will absolutely rock the entire voxel sandbox genre.

    Imagine when they bring in features barely just pioneers in other games, like blueprints, and then let you have NPCs to build the blueprinted structures where directed, farmer NPCs, guards, etc to model cities. Indie devs in this genre are only looking ahead to that kind of thing but it's where the genre is heading.

    Imagine when they expand combat mechanics to marry the PvP culture they're already good at fostering into a creative, open-ended gameworld. Imagine when they treat servers like planets, and we can travel between them with spaceships or magic portals.

    Minecraft did not advance like it could have, due to lukewarm post-release development and a terrible modding framework. But nobody -- bar none *nobody* -- is in a better position than Microsoft to do great things for the genre. I've described a handful of systems that sound like pipe dreams but in the Minecraft boilerplate are dead simple. And then mods? Forget it. They can own this genre at that point.

    I think the PR firms might leave me alone regarding this one because I am dead serious and completely honest when I say that Microsoft is totally capable of delivering something extraordinary. They would seriously have to either try hard to screw this up or do no work at all, and that's not their style.

    1. Re:I hesitate to comment by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      ^ I'm so excited about what they can do with this that I didn't even notice my many errors in the above post. I don't know if I feel like a kid in a candy store at the possibilities ahead or a dog who just got asked if it wants to go outside. My optimism is on that level.

    2. Re:I hesitate to comment by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      Any time I ever common on anything having to do with Microsoft, I get pummeled by a PR firm. But this is a *positive* post, no criticism, so maybe the minimum wage public opinion manipulators will leave me along this time.

      FYI, they get paid *$8.00* per hour. With the amount of disdain you show for them, it's no wonder they hound you so much!

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    3. Re:I hesitate to comment by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is pretty good at buying games and not ruining them, the original Halo aside. I actually think that was a great game in every way except for the monotonous level design in the end, and the lack of cross-platform support. You can't rush greatness, and you shouldn't force your operating system on people. That's kind of what they do, though, so it's not much of a surprise.

      Microsoft has their hits, but they also have their significant misses. Where's our Freelancer 2? Handing that franchise to anyone competent and telling them to support capships and not ruin the control scheme would have permitted them to simply print money.

      I've bought quite a few Microsoft games, it's one of the things I think they do best in fact, mostly by virtue of not doing it themselves. I hope they don't totally bone it, but I won't be surprised if they do. And if they do, someone will surely replace it.

      Anyway, off the topic of Microsoft, and to join in talking about what would be cool for Minecraft, it absolutely must have functioning boats. Along with more realistic water, specifically ocean that fills in to level on its own, it would add a new dimension that would probably give the series a whole new kick in the pants. Ninjas vs. Pirates, anyone?

      And with that said, anyone know of any minecraft clones which are capable of doing something like that? You build a ship, and then either roll it into the sea or dig the land out from beneath it? It seems like rather an obvious thing to have wanted to support from the beginning. A one-block boat doesn't do it for me.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    4. Re:I hesitate to comment by duck_rifted · · Score: 3, Insightful

      They started it :D I just want to be able to speak freely when I criticize what is ultimately a great company. When I give Microsoft crap, it's not a case of, "My grandpappy said Microsoft is evil." It's a case of, "They're very nearly doing this thing correctly, and if only..." Let me give you an example.

      Consider their half-hearted, slow implementation of the C++11 standard when it's already time to start work on C++14. If I point something out like that, I'm not saying that Microsoft's development tools aren't worth using. Visual Studio is the best of the best, no contest. It's the industry and academic standard for a reason. Yet that's one example of a perfectly fair, valid criticism that can't ever really be posted because those $8.00/hr PR hirelings don't actually know anything about half the topics they shill up all over the web.

      So, I have two options. I can shut up and never talk to anybody about topics relevant to my profession, or I can through trial and error attempt to find a way to deal with uninformed Internet police mucking up topics they don't know anything about using only the most kindergarten of rule sets to distinguish shitposts from honest criticism.

      I don't think any of them lose any sleep over my pointing out that they do us, the Internet at large, and the company who contracted with them a disservice.

      Last time I encountered them, marketing had decided to stir up banter by getting people to criticize icons. The idea is that even if the topic is banal, we'd still be discussing an upcoming product. So, when I pointed out that changing icon sets is braindead-simple (as in, my eight year old daughter can do it and my two year old daughter almost has on her own before), the comment got marked down because it didn't play with their random mission of the day that we'd have to telepathically read their minds to even know ahead of time.

      PR has its place. It's the future of marketing, politics, and who knows how much else? But in this early new PR industry state, it's often performed with such incompetence that it defeats the purpose. That's not actually the workers' faults. It's the half-assed performance of their bosses who just follow an outdated formula and roll in outsourcing money for it rather than ever use their brains.

    5. Re:I hesitate to comment by courteaudotbiz · · Score: 1

      I hesitate to comment

      For someone who "hesitates to comment", you have a lot to say! Even though I don't fully agree with your comment, cause Microsoft has turned some pretty good stuff into crap (Win7 > Win8, Win98SE > Win ME, Nokia > /dev/nul), I hope that your thoughts will materialize. They can do good if they put the right resources at the right place to do the job (Win Vista > Win7, Win2k > WinXP).

    6. Re:I hesitate to comment by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      Salt looks like exactly what you're describing.

    7. Re:I hesitate to comment by XxtraLarGe · · Score: 1

      So, I have two options. I can shut up and never talk to anybody about topics relevant to my profession, or I can through trial and error attempt to find a way to deal with uninformed Internet police mucking up topics they don't know anything about using only the most kindergarten of rule sets to distinguish shitposts from honest criticism.

      Like you, there are things I like about Microsoft, and things I don't. I post criticism about Microsoft quite often and don't seem to run into the same problems as you. Perhaps they just don't take me seriously enough, considering I have very little (read: no) influence on other posters opinions on here. :shrugs:

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    8. Re:I hesitate to comment by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Salt looks like exactly what you're describing.

      I see they have a demo, I will try it. Thanks.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    9. Re:I hesitate to comment by duck_rifted · · Score: 1

      Well, at least you just showed me a way to take it as a compliment. Though I don't really know that I have any kind of influence on opinions. All I do is speak my mind, and most of the time I think a little first. Though, sometimes (to be honest) I remember old clips of teenage girls screaming fainting at Beatles concerts in the 1950's. The potential for Minecraft in Microsoft's hands makes me feel just like that, and I haven't even played it in more than a year (lmao).

    10. Re:I hesitate to comment by praxis · · Score: 1

      minimum wage public opinion manipulators

      FYI, they get paid *$8.00* per hour.

      Which isn't even above minimum wage in some places.

    11. Re:I hesitate to comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Any time I ever common on anything having to do with Microsoft, I get pummeled by a PR firm.

      No, you don't. Not once, not ever. You have never been a victim and you can never be a martyr. Literally everyone who read your claim knows it's a bullshit persecution fantasy, even the ones who want to believe it.

    12. Re:I hesitate to comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're all a bunch of idiots. PR firms? In your dreams. You aren't even remotely significant enough to matter, nor is Slashdot in general. Despite the group-think to the contrary, not everyone on Slashdot is an Anti-Microsoft faggot. Some of us don't like Linux, think Stallman is a fat bag of shit, and think Linux needs to get laid to burn off some steam. People like me mod you down. It's not some shadowy group working against you.

  13. It'll use Kinect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you first start playing, Kinect will scan you and then place a copy of you into Minecraft. Then you'll flail your arms around to build things.

  14. Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A canned project when at its peak of market share and popularity with a whole industry of plugins and addons around it. That`s exactly what they did with Flight Simulator.
    Minecraft under MS can only suffer from a sour end.

  15. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by halivar · · Score: 2

    Oh, come on. D&D players were not outcasts, and the game was readily available at every book and toy store. There was cross-branding; cartoons and wood burning kits, for cryin' out loud. There is not one iota of difference between the phenomena except medium.

  16. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by jythie · · Score: 4, Informative

    How is giving them a sandbox to build whatever they want tearing their imaginations from them? Are you against writing too? Or music? Are only 'maker' projects acceptable acts of creativity?

    Not sure where you are bringing regulation into it since that has pretty minimal impact on the types of projects a child is going to be able to build unless their parents shower them with resources.

  17. No-one remembers the iPod demonstration? by Chunky+Kibbles · · Score: 2

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    Supposedly leaked from inside Microsoft, a spoof of MS pointing fun at themselves and as a reminder of how not to do things

  18. Water by jythie · · Score: 1

    Heh. I remember when Mojang experimented with realistic water behavior. It did not go over well.

    One of the old lessons in game design is sometimes realistic is not the best solution, and sometimes outright hurts playability.

    1. Re:Water by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The water is truly frustrating, though. It wouldn't be so bad if you could just go around the top edge of a large space and have the space fill with water sources all the way down. And having realistic water start at ocean level and go down might be a nice touch.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Water by jythie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there are some areas where it could really use some improvement, though striking a 'do what I mean' balance has proven somewhat tricky.

      Mod wise, BuildCraft's flood gate introduces some fun new water mechanics, though wow can it make a mess if you do not think through your placement. Luckily many packs also include some expanded sponge mechanics to clean up the mess.

  19. Don't tell them ! by alexhs · · Score: 1

    we're not suggesting that Microsoft should do anything silly like try to integrate Excel support into Minecraft

    TOO LATE !

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    1. Re:Don't tell them ! by cheesybagel · · Score: 1

      They already have a flight simulator inside Excel. So it would be neat to put Excel inside Minecraft.

  20. Build A World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See http://buildaworld.net. It think it's written by a lone developer and the site doesn't appear to show much progress. He posts screenshots on Facebook that show some of the fancy graphics the article author wants. Unfortunately it uses the Irrlicht engine, which isn't know for its performance although some screenshots look really good. It's interesting though, even if it never really gets anywhere.

  21. Minecraft v 1.8 by tonywestonuk · · Score: 4, Funny

    My 10 year old lad has already said he hates version 1.8 of minecraft, and blames Microsoft for it.... Regardless of if its M$'s fault or not (admittedly its not), I am really proud of him for hating microsoft already!.... That's my boy!

    1. Re:Minecraft v 1.8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The servers were down for maintenance the day after the announcement that MS bought Minecraft. My son says to me, "MS broke Minecraft Dad!"

      LOL, yes perception is 9/10 of reality w/ children and simply minded people.

    2. Re:Minecraft v 1.8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drive such as this reminds me of why I don't frequent this site as much as I used to.

    3. Re:Minecraft v 1.8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My daughter too. They've forced users into a new loader, and it's molasses slow at doing its job, which is remarkable as the blurb states they introduced to to speed it up. It also breaks all the mods.

    4. Re:Minecraft v 1.8 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your boy is a worthless little shit.

    5. Re:Minecraft v 1.8 by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You mean the current 1.8 or the Beta 1.8 that everyone bitched about a couple years back?

      At least Microsoft isn't crazy enough to reuse version numbers like that.

  22. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Xenx · · Score: 1

    It's not AS bad as the AC made it sound, but by no means is D&D on the same level as the Minecraft craze.

  23. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is giving them a sandbox to build whatever they want tearing their imaginations from them?

    Why do you need this sandbox in order to build stuff? What is wrong with building mechanical stuff using actual wood or metal or meccano or lego? What is wrong with building electrical stuff using actual breadboards and wires and components?

    Are you against writing too?

    I am not sure what misunderstanding of my argument leads you to say that. I'd be against writing in a word processor which limits your vocabulary and sentence structure for no good reason, certainly.

    Or music?

    No, but I'd have a problem if one electronic music creation platform (say... Garageband?) massively dominated all other sorts of music composition online or offline.

    Are only 'maker' projects acceptable acts of creativity?

    No, but they are cool.

    Not sure where you are bringing regulation into it

    That is remarkably false. Many school field trips and demonstrations and home experiment kits which were routine when I was young are permitted today, at least in the UK.

  24. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    It's popular, so now it sucks?

  25. Re:What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsof by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    One word: Spheres!

  26. Any good GUI skins? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    The one thing that Minecraft provably does better than minetest is the GUI. At least, last I checked into minetest, which was not so very long ago. I keep a source tree on my Linux boot. Are there any mods which make the UI at least as good as minecraft? This is not a very high bar.

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    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    1. Re:Any good GUI skins? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, I'd be impressed if I could just activate mouse inversion without recompiling it.

  27. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Smidge204 · · Score: 2

    pushed into building artificial worlds because making in the real one is hampered by a perfect storm of regulation and fear under the umbrella of crony capitalism.

    ...because the only thing preventing children from building sky cities, gigantic castles, sea bases and portals to other dimensions is government regulations.
    =Smidge=

  28. Clippy == Picky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clippy, the ever helpful paper-clip, will be replaced by "Picky", the ever helpful pick-axe.

    It looks like you are trying to do, X, do you want some help?

    It will require an "always-on" internet connection.

    It will require "Minecraft Genuine Advantage", it will check your system every 20 mins for hacks, mods, etc.

    Every once and a while, it will deauthenticate your PC, but don't worry! for 5.99 you can simply re-pruchase it.

    1. Re:Clippy == Picky by funwithBSD · · Score: 1

      Clippy will come back as a Creeper.

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  29. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on. D&D players were not outcasts

    Tee hee. Maybe not all of them.

    There was cross-branding; cartoons and wood burning kits, for cryin' out loud.

    Yeah, look at the other cartoons which were competing with D&D. They were simply handed a complete franchise for a great deal, of course they took it. And it was a flop.

    Wood-burning kits are kind of a reasonable crossover, because that was a dying hobby, too.

    --
    "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  30. A MineCraft 2 prerelease is already available by thue · · Score: 0
  31. Better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would be written by a team of developers that aren't terrible at what they do.
    They will still introduce bugs each new release, but far less than what Mojang did.

    Oh, wait, it is still the same team? Dropped.

  32. M0D UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +11 Funny

    AC is soo clevar and witty1 hahaha my sides!

  33. I dunno by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I don't know what it would look like because it would spend too much time updating during start up, and I'd fucking delete it.

  34. As a dad, I really like minecraft == LEGO by goombah99 · · Score: 2

    While I do wish the kids would go outside and play, it's not minecraft that's the problem, it's just the way kids are in the time of "playdates". Minecraft however is such a great game for them. It basically replaces the hours I spent with lego. I find hardcore first person shooters psychically disturbing so I'm greatly relieved when they find shooting sheep with enchanted diamond bows or building cat fountains amusing. Its similar to the way I used to build lego things that I could smash. Even better with things like raspberry pi, you can write in your own python code to build stuff or launch other people in the air when they come into your house.

    The very best feature of minecraft is that there is no objective at all. Again like lego. it's up to you and your imagination. It just gives you an organized platform for creating.

    What will MS do? I was afraid they might shutdown the python API on raspberry pi but they just released Windows for free on the new raspberry pi, so it looks like they might embrace it even more. I think Microsoft is finally re-learning how they became successful by being the low cost alternative to apple and IBM. they want the love again. Market share uber alles.

    I suspect they might pervert it the way lego has been perverted by selling specialized kits that just build one thing. So they might sell pre-built minecraft worlds with various happy-meal like themes. Or hook it into microsoft live where you gotta pay the man a subscription to live in the microsoft amusement park. I would really resent that because kids come and go from their toy interests and so a subscription for something they are not using would hurt.

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    1. Re:As a dad, I really like minecraft == LEGO by pnutjam · · Score: 1

      Somewhere a McDonald's minecraft server just went online.

  35. Replace the Workbench with Ribbons by Maltheus · · Score: 1

    And replace the greyish void fog with the true blue void of death.

  36. my guess by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    My guess is added spyware, ad-related content, micropayments, a locked-in addons store and a dumbed-down user interface with all the most useful and frequently used functionaity now either removed, hidden or buried under a layer of braindead ribbon tools.

  37. Hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think it would look a lot like this:
    http://static.planetminecraft.com/files/resource_media/screenshot/1231/bluescreen_3081220.jpg

  38. Re:What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsof by QilessQi · · Score: 1

    Now someone needs to make a BSOD out of tiny blocks of water...

  39. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 2

    Minecraft is one of the things I like least on the Internet right now. It epitomises everything I dislike about the environment given to the young generation, their imaginations torn from them, pushed into building artificial worlds because making in the real one is hampered by a perfect storm of regulation and fear under the umbrella of crony capitalism.

    I'm sorry that your children don't get to build their own meth lab.

    No, actually, that's pretty close to the non-snarky truth. I was an avid chemistry hobbyist as a kid. Already in the 1970s it was getting harder to obtain some of the materials I wanted -- all the 1950's "chemical magic" books said to go to your pharmacy for nitric acid or carbon tetrachloride or white phosphorus, but the pharmacy was having none of that. Fortunately, I had science teachers who wanted to encourage my enthusiasm, and they arranged for me to order stuff through the schools. I managed not to do too much damage to the house, the environment, or my health.

    Today? Schools and pharmacies are even more locked down, but now we've got search engines and e-commerce. On balance, it's probably easier to get stuff than it used to be. But with "chemistry sets" disappearing from the shelves, fewer kids are ever getting started in the hobby.

    As for having "their imaginations torn from them", though, I think you're still way off-base. My kid spends a good bit of time on Minecraft and related online pursuits, but they still haven't come for her hot-glue gun, and her tower of miniature houses, characters, and gadgets continues to grow steadily. So do the stories that she's writing, both alone and in collaboration with former classmates. It would be cool if she took after chemistry or electronics like I did, I guess, but those aren't the only fields in which to become a maker.

  40. Taking it in the back-end by Orne · · Score: 1

    My guess is that Microsoft will rewrite the multiplayer server modules first, replacing Java with C#. They will introduce standardized APIs (that the game sorely needs). Expect to see micropayment systems introduced. Then I would expect a move to Azure cloud services, replacing the dozens of multiplayer server farms that are out there. Games will finally support more simultaneous characters per world, larger worlds, etc. and actually scale.

    By this point you will see a schism in the developer community, those that hang on to the old server code and those that begin migrating to the new cloud-based (supported) code. XBox will enable access to Azure-code servers (today you can only access a world hosted by another XBox player), and that mode of play will quickly become dominant. Mods will be developed in Visual Studio 15, with a new project type.

    As Microsoft continues to extend .Net to Apple and Linux environments, they will release new clients for those environments in .Net only. Expect some tie-ins with Microsoft Phones to check in on your Azure-hosted worlds, etc like Microsoft SmartGlass does for Xbox.

    The Minecraft Client will be updated slowly, in a way that most people won't realize that Microsoft is tweaking it. When they finally release a v 2.0 client, I imagine that all existing accounts will be converted to Live accounts, whether you like it or not. One day out of the blue, it will block access to Java-based servers citing a "security risk to your Live account". You can keep playing with your old client on old servers, but you wont get the new widgets, textures, etc. The server hosting community will continue to dry up, until you convert to the new client through inertia.

  41. We're looking at this the wrong way by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    A better question would be, What would Windows ME look like in Minecraft?

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    1. Re:We're looking at this the wrong way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creepers would explain the continuous crashes?

  42. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is giving them a sandbox to build whatever they want tearing their imaginations from them?

    That was a troll, friend. Try not to feed them.

  43. Why is it worth considering? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it worth considering what a Minecraft 2 would look like?
    The post is a troll.

  44. MicroCraft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They will rename it.

  45. Mac version? All-updates-for-life deals? by mccalli · · Score: 1

    A lot of Java->C# comments around and comments about Playstation, but I'm more concerned whether the Mac version would continue. Am also interested in whether my all-updates-for-life deal that I got by buying early into the beta (for..err...$7.95 I think) will continue.

  46. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by jythie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do you need this sandbox in order to build stuff? What is wrong with building mechanical stuff using actual wood or metal or meccano or lego? What is wrong with building electrical stuff using actual breadboards and wires and components?

    Need? No, but it does have one significant advantage, and that is cost vs return. The game is not that expensive, the hardware to run it is not that expensive, and the flexibility within it is pretty significant. Mechanical and electrical projects both require obtaining raw materials per project and tools can be quite expensive. Minecraft also has a significant multiplayer capability which allows collaborative projects on scales a child hobbyist is less likely to have access to.

    I would not call it a replacement for other craft projects, but then again I would not consider mechanical/electrical projects a replacement for fiber crafting or vice versa. Different tools, different experience.

    I am not sure what misunderstanding of my argument leads you to say that. I'd be against writing in a word processor which limits your vocabulary and sentence structure for no good reason, certainly.

    Any project, wood, writing, music, is going to have limitations on it due to the tools or physical laws.

    No, but I'd have a problem if one electronic music creation platform (say... Garageband?) massively dominated all other sorts of music composition online or offline.

    Ah, the old 'if something is popular and it is not my thing, it is bad!' argument. Why exactly something that draws people in and gets them creating stuff bad? People gravitate twoards the tool and platform that suit them best, so while it is possible if you remove the option they would find other outlets, those outlets have already been rejected by them for not being what they are looking for.

    That is remarkably false. Many school field trips and demonstrations and home experiment kits which were routine when I was young are permitted today, at least in the UK.

    Not sure where you are paying attention, but I see a vibrant kit marketplace well in excess of what was available 20 or 30 years ago. I envy kids today and the options they have at just a few clicks of a mouse and a little shipping time. I have even been ordering kids projects or reading plans lately because there are so many and they make great little lazy saturday activities. The only place I can think of that is more limited today would be chemistry sets, which were a small market in the first place and their removal impacts a tiny number of (enthusiastic) people.

    But on the whole I have seen the market for beginners and experiment kits in pretty much every domain explode, with more variety easier to obtain than ever.

  47. TFA seems to have been written by a non-player by kamakazi · · Score: 4, Interesting

    A couple specific comments really stood out and indicated to me that the author is not a crafter.

    Bigger worlds?? I have yet to see a world that was even 10 percent mapped, let alone actually explored. Size of the world really truly is more than sufficient for any reason I can conceive.

    Pooling water? Again, nice if you looked at a world but didn't play it. If water pooled then basically all mines and caverns would simply be under water. Water really is an evil in Minecraft, and learning to deal with it is one of the elementary skills required to mine in the game.

    I think the potential tie ins to other titles and universes would only alienate a lot of the most creative crafters, just look at the creations on YouTube, they love to create tie ins, from Star Wars to real world museums, but the joy is in creating the content, not in having "official" connections.

    That said, I am sure there is a market among the me-toos, the ones that respond to every cool Minecraft video on YoTube with "can I get a copy of your world" for all kinds of branded content, but I don't know if Microsoft is looking to own a disloyal crowd of sycophant 13 year olds.

    I am also curious about the future of Minecraft even without the Microsoft factor, because the mod coders have been waiting now for a few years for the modding API, which has been coming "soon" for a long time. Bukkit, the largest server modding framework is dead, killed by a "take my ball and go home" playground argument amped up with a DMCA takedown, and I think the window to reclaim that group of coders has just about closed, so whatever happens in the future is likely to be a different community of coders.

    Combine that with losing the singular vision when Notch was making all the decisions and Minecraft 2.0 is going to be very different. Not necessarily worse or better, but different. I would have loved it if Notch had actually kept his promise to open the source, but he chose not to, and so the First Minecraft era passes.

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    1. Re:TFA seems to have been written by a non-player by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ' I would have loved it if Notch had actually kept his promise to open the source, but he chose not to, and so the First Minecraft era passes.'

      That really bugged me with the Pi version, no source code to improve that nonsense. I'm a huge MC fan but I got the Pi for my daughter because it had a game she knew and loved on it. But it's half baked start to finish and we're not even given the tools to fix it ourselves.

    2. Re:TFA seems to have been written by a non-player by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      Minecraft, the Java version at least, is for all practical purposes open-source. The plethora of mods out there are all built off of decompiled bytecode.

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    3. Re:TFA seems to have been written by a non-player by kamakazi · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, apparently not. It seems that there was inside information going in both directions between Bukkit and Mojang, and in fact individual coders were working both sides of the fence. Bukkit was the most successful modding framework for a reason.

      I don't want to drag up the entire war again, but there were some coders who were absolutely committed to the game, and who had back channel connections to Mojang.

      It really was an important part of the Minecraft server explosion, because Vanilla Minecraft has absolutely no in game sense of ownership or permission structure, and without the various modding frameworks (of which bukkit was the most popular) a public server is literally (in the literal sense) impossible to keep playable.

      Yes there are mods that directly patch the Minecraft libraries, but they are a nightmare for server admins, because they break each other and are seemingly broken by every Minecraft upgrade. It is much less work for devs, and less headaches for admins when mods are written against a common framework.

      This is why modders were excited when Mojang announced the upcoming API, and some very good mods actually were abandoned, since the API was coming "soon" and the modders didn't want to keep rewriting for every version and decided to wait for the API. And wait.... and wait....

      My honest opinion is that Notch got bored. If you look at his coding habits before Minecraft he has churned out a lot of code, much of it quickly. He loves the hack fest and coding competition environment, I think doing one thing for more than a year, and being responsible for a suddenly large business operation got tiresome. If I was in his shoes, and had the money he has, I probably would have responded similarly, except for the Microsoft part.

      But I am afraid Minecraft without Notch is like Apple without Jobs. A large part of the success is dependent on the vision of one individual. I expect Minecraft will start to lose focus in the same way I think Apple already has started, not because of lack of good people, but because an autocratic dictator is always the most efficient leadership toward a specific goal.

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  48. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by MrTester · · Score: 1

    I tend not to be insulting when I post, but Ill make an exception here.
    Your an idiot.

    Tearing their imaginations from them? I have 2 daughters that LOVE minecraft because they love building houses and castles and populating them with all sorts of creatures. They do this collaboratively with friends, some of whom are in different states. It allows infinitely more collaborative creativity than just about anything else I have seen on the internet.

    Minecraft is nothing more and nothing less than the electronic generations Legos.

    In case I wasn't clear the first time, let me say it again...
    Your an idiot.

  49. And the mods? by 4wdloop · · Score: 1

    I do not know much about minecraft mods but I still seem to remember they are Java as well. If they port minecraft into MS tech (DirecX and C# presumably) what happens to the community mods?

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    1. Re:And the mods? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I do not know much about minecraft mods but I still seem to remember they are Java as well. If they port minecraft into MS tech (DirecX and C# presumably) what happens to the community mods?

      Probably DirectX and C++. And in fact, Microsoft would most likely buy some other game which is close to what they want, then task the studio with making it into Minecraft 2. There are loads of Minecraft clones out there, the trick is finding one which is both technically competent and developed by someone willing to work for Microsoft and sell them their baby.

      The existing mods wouldn't work with the new game, obviously. But many Microsoft games have been modded fairly extensively, and Microsoft has even released the sources to one of their games when they were done with it (Allegiance.)

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  50. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How is giving them a sandbox to build whatever they want tearing their imaginations from them?

    Why do you need this sandbox in order to build stuff? What is wrong with building mechanical stuff using actual wood or metal or meccano or lego? What is wrong with building electrical stuff using actual breadboards and wires and components?

    There's nothing wrong with building mechanical stuff or electrical stuff. But that in itself doesn't translate to building in Minecraft is bad. Building in different "mediums" is better, imo.

    I don't think Minecraft alone is a problem. It becomes a problem - just like anything else - if it consumes too much of one's focus, time, and abilities. However, I think Minecraft is very useful beyond entertainment. I couldn't really get my kids interested in electrical circuits (phyiscally), but they enjoy building redstone machines and it opens the door for correlating the Minecraft experience to real physical principles which might fuel their interest in the future.

    Also, they've recently expanded to building physical things (legos, cardboard, pvc, sticks, paper) because of Minecraft. So in my experience, Minecraft is a catalyst to creativity with physical materials and hasn't hampered their imaginations at all.

  51. Star Wars helped save Lego from Bankruptcy! by wikthemighty · · Score: 4, Informative
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  52. Make it cloud based by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I would make it so all worlds are Azure based and regardless of client (javascript pure web experience, XBox, java, whatever) you enter the same worlds. Instead of a fee to create a username there'd be a tiny basic subscription (for maybe 1 world) that would rise for multiple worlds (with special option features like "roll back to yesterday's world as I just burnt my village down by mistake") and rise more for "pro" (which would allow you to host others in your world space). Running a minecraft server would take minimal effort (one click provisioning via Azure followed by web based setup of the rules) but you'd have to pay MS a pro fee. They might offer an ad supported alternative if they really wanted to annoy people.
    With Azure they could host worlds with 1000's of people in. Or would that become like 2nd Life all over again.
    A true scale model of the world might even be a real possibility someday.

    Then everyone on any platform would be able to play together and they'd have a true community rather than the multiple communities they in theory have now. And I'd be able to enter my worlds by phone, tablet, chromebook as I felt at the time.

    For kids who still want to play totally offline (on a tablet on a plane or in the car) just keep pocket edition going.

    Not saying I WANT them to do this, but if I was "cloud first mobile first" Nadella, I wouldn't be building a new client only game version. We have one of them already and it works.

  53. MC:PE already written in C++ by wikthemighty · · Score: 1
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  54. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Tee hee? Fucking idiot.

    1) Problem?
    2) U Mad, bro?
    3) Seriously, it's not worth getting that bent over someone saying something in a way you don't like.

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  55. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On balance, it's probably easier to get stuff than it used to be.

    Of course, back then you didn't get a free flag as a potential terrorist in your federal files.

  56. re: Vegetation should grow if unchecked by kimvette · · Score: 1

    > Vegetation should grow if unchecked

    It does that already.

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  57. wholesome family fun for the whole coven! by Thud457 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, constantly being accused of a Satanistic suicide cult had no negative impact on D&D.

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    1. Re:wholesome family fun for the whole coven! by halivar · · Score: 1

      Not really, no. Buck Rogers hurt D&D more than witch hunts ever could. For gamers, the Christian paranoia was an amusing sideshow.

  58. Re:What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsof by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Looks like someone has made something similar to this.

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  59. And here's what it REALLY would be like by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Funny

    D'AWWWWW, what a cutesipoo article. I read it. Really, I did. And there are in my opinion two possible reasons for its existence. One, the autor got paid by MS in some way. Or the other, he has no idea how the game industry works today. Well, let's take a look at the "10 things" list of what's actually FAR more likely. I took the liberty to actually model it after the original list.

    1. Make mods impossible
    Well, unapproved mods, that is. Of course for your safety, at least that's the excuse. The reason is that, well, how the fuck are we supposed to sell you DLC addons if you can get the same for free?

    2. Use MS tools to ensure vendor lock-in.
    Supporting what's been said in point 1, you'll play on servers hosted by MS only. Of course they will come with all sorts of bells and whistlers .... for a price, of course. And until MS decides it no longer wants to support Minecraft 2 because you're supposed to buy Minecraft 3.

    3. The game will be as you leave it ... for a price
    Part of the appeal of MC is, as the author of the piece correctly identified, that you leave an impression in the world, while it would be nice if certain aspects of teh game would change over time, with water flowing and earthquakes occurring. Rest assured that you'll get whatever you want... provided you pay for it. Just 1 buck a day can save your mine from a cave-in!

    4. More crossover sales
    Hey, wouldn't it be great if owning a certain other MS game allows you to build something awesome? Like a laser gun if you own Halo VI? Of course... you should really get that laser gun if you want to take down those new monsters that will spawn from the next patch forward because it's the only thing that can put a sensible dent into their armor...

    5. Use it to sell HoloLens
    This time I crib at the original work. Because that's the only point I truly actually believe will happen. That game would be used to cram down yet another failed gimmick down our throat. Game console makers, please get it: We like our input devices the way they are. We like our displays the way they are. Stop fucking with either!

    6. Realistic graphics ... provided you have the right version of DirectX
    Of course the graphics get better and better with every patch. Uh... well, that is if you have the current version of DirectX. Which will of course not be available for your ancient version of Windows. But we'll support your DX... for now. But you might want to upgrade to Win11 soon, because we're gonna drop support in about 4-5 patches. And remember: You play on OUR server. WE decide which version is the right one! I.e. you won't play anymore in 4-5 patches if you ain't a good consumer and go buy our new crap!

    7. Mobs will be mean
    Like hell they will! How could we ensure number 4 works out if you could kill everything with that puny sword and bow? If everything else fails and we suck at AI building, we'll just cheat and send more of them. Because that's what players like today, right? I mean, all those zombie horde survival games can't be wrong!

    8. More eye candy
    I said everything about that at number 6. Hey, don't look at me, it's not my fault they lamented the same thing twice in the original article because they don't have 10 points to make and having 8 looks kinda ... odd.

    9. Dumb it down
    Remember when you first played it and how big and overwhelming it felt? We have to market it to the console crowd and if that taught us anything, then to dumb down a game to the point where a 3 year old can play it. So I guess one general tool is enough for everyone! Plus, if people take like half a year to figure out the basics, why'd they pay for DLCs?

    10. Lock it down to XBox and Windows
    Cross platform? Are you high on something? That game's a killer app, why the fuck would MS want to make it run on its competitor? If anything, they'd try as bad as they can to make it not run on WINE!

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  60. Minecraft 2? I think I'll wait for the next versio by vmxeo · · Score: 1

    Meh. Everyone knows every other MS release is trash.

    I'm gong to hold out for for Minecraft 10 Enterprise Server Upgrade 365 x64 for Workgroups

    (and maybe SP2 just to be safe)

  61. Who says they even need a 2.0 Release? by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    They're still selling millions of copies of 1.x each year, plus all the pocket editions and console editions. And some people shell out $15-20 a month for a Minecraft Realms server. There's an insane revenue stream here for them even if they never do release a 2.0. That's why their original acquisition announcement said that they expect to recoup their investment sometime in 2015.

    I'm sure there will be a 2.0 release sometime, but if we're going to be speculating, cynical and sarcastic about MS, remember that they are experts at milking cash cows like Minecraft.

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    1. Re:Who says they even need a 2.0 Release? by Nethemas+the+Great · · Score: 1

      I'm certain Minecraft will continue to evolve for the foreseeable future. The implied idea behind a v2.0 (a reinterpretation of v1.x) however, is unlikely to happen. It doesn't seem compatible with Minecraft culture. The stereotypical, bigger, better doesn't exactly apply to Minecraft. It's blocky, low-res on purpose and that's a huge component of its charm.

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  62. Re:What Would Minecraft 2 Look Like Under Microsof by QilessQi · · Score: 1

    Thanks, Internet!

  63. Emoji! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  64. Android Version by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    My boys and I recently got into Minecraft. We don't have PCs for each of us, though, so I installed the Android version of Minecraft on their tablets and on my smartphone. I know this is much more limited than the full version, but it works for us. I'd be curious what Microsoft plans to do with the Portable Edition version. Will they merge it with the full version so that MCPE has as many features as Minecraft for the PC? Will they set it up so that MCPE users can enter "normal" Minecraft worlds hosted on servers? Or will they end Android development and try to push people to Windows devices? (Hopefully not the latter as they'll potentially lose out on a big market.)

    Also, I've seen some people post free Minecraft alternatives. Do any of these support Android devices or are they all PC only?

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  65. It's the open sores way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do whatever Microsoft is doing, and make sure you replace that 's' with a dollar sign to be edgy.

  66. Do I need to say it? by AttillaTheNun · · Score: 1

    The windows desktop - which they will try to reinvent for the nth time

  67. Uncool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's Microsoft's story: they get something that is cool, and they turn it into something uncool and uninteresting. Unless they just kill it off first.

  68. As a good history guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The actual game won't change very much. It'll be a little more polished. Look a little nicer.

    And they'll tie it to or wrap it in something stupid. live account, games for windows live, outlook account, xbox account, your phone, touch screens, app store.
    Plus it will be far more hostile to modders. Which is half of what makes it such a popular thing. It's not one game. it's thousands of mod customized games.

    So yeah you might end up with most of a good game in the end. But it's tied to a hostile pitbull that hates you and wants your credit card #.
    If you can get over that. You might have a good game experience mostly.

    Same as they've done to every other game they've bought. Strange to expect anything different this time.

    1. Re:As a good history guess... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget it'll have some sort of activation that only mostly works. Plus it won't be opengl anymore. Directx only. And only on windows too.

  69. Re: Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's "you're", you stupid, ugly, fat motherfucker. You ARE. Get fucked.

  70. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

    You are skipping the first 10 years of D&D. Jumping forward straight to AD&D.

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  71. Plugin Dev Here - what I'd like to see by cliffjumper222 · · Score: 1

    I develop Minecraft plugins for servers and have a plugin in the Top 100 that's played by 100,000's around the world. Developing plugins is a hobby, not a job, but it'd be great if I could make it my job. Right now, that's really difficult and indeed, doing plugins is very much like developing mobile apps before the App Store or Google Play arrived because there's no eco-system, just a giving-system. What I'd really like would be for a way for players to be able to give me $1. I.e., make it just like smartphone apps. I don't think that would be unreasonable. Then I could quit my job, etc.etc.... I assume that Nadella is changing things up in Redmond, so if you work for MS and are responsible for MC planning, give me a buzz and let's talk!

  72. Excel integration for simulations by amazedmouse · · Score: 2

    Would be fun to build real world scenarios on Minecraft. Pretty easy to use editor. Download input data for scenarios from Excel and upload simulation results to Excel. Ability to playback simulation runs aferward bonus.

  73. A worse-off product than the original by sethstorm · · Score: 1

    Modding would be replaced with DLC packs, none of which would be free.
    Any attempts to mod the client or server would be construed as cheating.
    The Xbox would be the primary platform and the PC would be considered as second-tier.

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  74. Minecraft 2 - haven't they done that already? by BevanFindlay · · Score: 1

    Hold on, doesn't Minecraft 2.0 already exist? ;-)

  75. Villager News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whatever it looks like, Villager News will break the story first!

  76. That is what the author wish by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Seeing what Microsoft has done in the last years and how the amrket is going , they will almost certainly go for the following :

    * subscription based, forget the 15$ or whatever you paid for minecraft, they will ask 1$99 every month.
    * separate set and special mods which allows more than color/form only microsoft, and only for money
    * everybody else relegated to basic coloring, texture and form mod, no "command" block type mod adding new function.
    * not possible anymore to have your independent server. After all you could do some stuff which would tarnish the image of MC2.0 "microsoft". And there is the money from the server subscription, like 20$ a month.
    * API even more obsfucated than for MC 1.0, but with DMCA take down if you deobsfucate it and attempt to add your own command mod
    * going away from Java


    Yeah i am quite a cynic.

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  77. Hopefully... by BevanFindlay · · Score: 1

    ...they listen to the various commentators on what works and what doesn't, and create something that takes the working idea of the original and extends it further (so, things like cubic chunks that allow ~infinite height worlds, a proper modding API, tutorial for new players, ). Or, even better, they look to the gaming and modding community and get them to help steer it (I think one of the reasons why Minecraft became such a great winner was because the community was able to contribute to it from a very early stage - it was built around what real players wanted).

    Personally, I think that a few neat ideas would be:

    • - Experiment with a "smoothed" landform system, so you get more realistic-shaped land; this could potentially start extending the appeal of the game to players who think it "looks ugly". Improving the performance would probably be needed though.
    • - A bigger "tech tree" - there is a point (after the first several weeks of sheer addiction ;-) where the base game starts to get a bit tired. It would be truly awesome if could start with my bare hands and eventually be building steam engines, automobiles, rockets, space stations...
    • - A proper modding API, and other structures that encourage a real community (someone here mentioned a "mod store", where modders can actually get paid).
    • - Independent NPC actors who can actually do things would be cool (e.g. villagers actually collect resources to expand their village, or you can build automatons of some kind to help you mine or build - take the drudgery out of some of the "grinding" required in MC). Some of this has already been done in mods I believe.

    If they are smart, they will keep it cross-platform and encourage it's "hackability". The thing is a giant cash-cow now, but there are so many ways that they could screw that up with a sequel. But, I am hopeful they see that one of the biggest things that made it work was that the creators listened to the community while building it, and let them be involved. It's a development technique that is utterly, utterly opposite to how Microsoft have worked in the past (a rant I heard from an MS Project MVP was basically that the MS developers were off in their own world and had nothing to do with actual project management, and I see the same in a lot of other MS products - especially Office).

    Are Microsoft going to be smart (and courageous) enough to try something that radically different to what they're used to? I don't know, but I hope so. Microsoft have started to change their ways recently in ways that those who saw the 90s/2000s era wouldn't really have believed they would ever do, so maybe there is hope. If they don't, and attempt "closed cathedral" development of a Minecraft sequel then my expectation is going to range from "Mediocre improvements in some areas but still not radically different to or better than the original" to a "turdburger clusterfail".

    If they're smart enough to see why it worked - and jump in and do that - I have much more hope for the future of Microsoft both as a company and a software house.

  78. Hellooooo... Hopefully fix the pitiful resolution! by jpellino · · Score: 1

    It's like building with Duplos! I mean, it's 2015 for pete's sake!

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  79. I'm thinking Azure here? by King_TJ · · Score: 2

    I just attended a seminar today where a couple of Microsoft people gave presentations. One thing that they made pretty clear is that Microsoft's Azure "cloud" is a HUGE part of their future business model.

    Right now, when you ask the typical MS user if they can name 3 things Azure does, they usually get stuck naming even one item. But one of these days, Microsoft hopes to embrace the software as subscription model to the point where practically everyone will just pay for Azure to spin up and host whatever servers they wish, vs. trying to run their own on their own hardware, in-house.

    They've also made a big deal in their recent marketing about the Titanfall game running on Azure -- and I'm sure there will be more of this to come. If they do a Minecraft sequel, I'd suspect it will be designed so people can easily host Minecraft servers on Azure (probably with a friendly web front-end to create and configure them?). Maybe that will be the ONLY authorized way to do it?

    1. Re:I'm thinking Azure here? by yoshi_mon · · Score: 2

      Of all the things MS is trying to shoehorn Azure into, Minecraft is actually not a bad one. Minecraft was built from the ground up to be a client/server setup and so it is a logical thing for MS to offer such a service for.

      That is IF, the big IF, they don't screw up the client/game. And their track record for that is not good.

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  80. A few guesses by Trogre · · Score: 1

    Accounts would sign in to Microsoft Live or whatever they call it now.
    Linux clients (and possibly servers) would mysteriously not work quite as well as before, when the new updates intentionally use Java features known to not work well on non-MS platforms.
    Servers might just be consolidated to "authorized" providers such as XBox Live.
    The PC version might be crippled to get "feature parity" with the console versions?

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  81. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by sysrammer · · Score: 1

    But on the whole I have seen the market for beginners and experiment kits in pretty much every domain explode...

    Which, of course, is why they did away with the chemistry sets.

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  82. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mechanical and electrical projects both require obtaining raw materials per project

    Then there are Lego and breadboards.

    and tools can be quite expensive.

    Computers and Internet access are "quite expensive". Just because the Slashdot Middle Class Wallet barely feels it, it doesn't mean most people don't.

    Minecraft also has a significant multiplayer capability which allows collaborative projects on scales a child hobbyist is less likely to have access to.

    What the fuck do schools do these days? No clubs? I'm not sure why you need a WEB SCALE collaborative project. Minecraft isn't providing a solution but highlighting a problem.

    Any project, wood, writing, music, is going to have limitations on it due to the tools or physical laws.

    Physical laws are more complex than Minecraft laws. (They have the added bonus of reflecting reality.) The most educational thing one can do with Minecraft is to prototype a clone of Minecraft itself to enumerate the limitations imposed for no particular reason.

    Ah, the old 'if something is popular and it is not my thing, it is bad!' argument.

    If any one product of service has an overwhelming marketshare, there is likely to be a problem. If that product or service artificially limits a person's freedom when they could express themselves in many more ways, there is definitely a problem. It has nothing to do with whether I like it. Minecraft can be fun, but that doesn't mean I think it's good - a lot of fun things aren't healthy in significant doses. Meanwhile David Bowie's music has always grated me, but I can easily see why the world is richer for his music.

    Not sure where you are paying attention, but I see a vibrant kit marketplace well in excess of what was available 20 or 30 years ago.

    Not in chemistry, as you've noted. Not in electronics, unless you're talking about the ease of purchasing systems on a chip - did you see what just happened to rADIO Shack? And you don't have the school and after-school clubs which got people interested in the first place. Do you not actually that people are becoming more sedentary (worse than that, little more than mouse-jigglers) and physically isolated? And that this is partly because video games (from Minecraft to Facebook) and stealing them away from a more complete experience of life. You may think that life doesn't need experiencing, but I object to a business encouraging people to think that way.

    I envy kids today and the options they have at just a few clicks of a mouse and a little shipping time.

    I can't believe that anyone is so lazy that having to fill in a paper form / call a number / visit a local club/store rather than clicking a mouse has ever stopped them be creative. The sort of people who are motivated by being able to click 10 times rather than spend 2 minutes on the 'phone either have a mental health difficulty (and I don't mean that lightly - lack of ability to communicate with other people offline is a serious problem) or aren't going to produce much anyway.

  83. Re:Here's hoping they bought it to close it down. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Minecraft is one of the things I like least on the Internet right now. It epitomises everything I dislike about the environment given to the young generation, their imaginations torn from them, pushed into building artificial worlds because making in the real one is hampered by a perfect storm of regulation and fear under the umbrella of crony capitalism.

    Is this the bit where I say something about playing in the woods when I was a kid?

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  84. get studios to develop moddable games on console by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are versions of Lego Starwars, Lego Indiana Jones, etc. for the xbox. These don't have anything to do with actually building using legos, the player just completes a storyline as a Lego character (beating up other lego pieces along the way).

    It would be very interesting if M$ could create Minecraft 2 in a way that studios could build on. e.g. You play through the Minecraft Starwars, and then you can go copy levels and other assets out of the game to use in your own Minecraft world.