User: cyborg_monkey

How about a 3D printed....

On: Researchers Create World's First 3D-Printed Jet Engines

FIRST POST? Yes, indeed.

Re:Congress

On: Surgeon: First Human Head Transplant May Be Just Two Years Away

How about that airline food? That stuff really sucks!! AMIRIGHT?

Re: Bugs in Win 7 UI

On: Users Decry New Icon Look In Windows 10

save volume, not drive letter, fuckwit.

Re:Question! Shouldn't multiplexing be priority?

On: UK Scientists Claim 1Tbps Data Speed Via Experimental 5G Technology

maybe if the access points were not powered by donkeys or goats?

Re:Yes. It will.

On: 18 Months On, Grand Theft Auto V's Mount Chiliad Mystery Remains Unsolved

fuck off you condescending neckbeard.

Re:No surprise...

On: Duplicate SSH Keys Put Tens of Thousands of Home Routers At Risk

shut the fuck up.

Re:Saddest line ever

On: Young Cubans Set Up Mini-Internet

You are *so* cool! I bet you have a neckbeard too!

Re:Most calls not really from Dish

On: Dish Network Violated Do-Not-Call 57 Million Times

Ok, so to extend your very clever comment, take your place of employment: McDonalds. Basically slave labor... and yet, you continue to work there.

Re:Most vocal Win8 haters aren't Windows users

On: Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time?

I don't work with Windows 8 too much, but the same interface is on Windows Server 2012, and it sucks.

Re:Most vocal Win8 haters aren't Windows users

On: Windows 10: Can Microsoft Get It Right This Time?

Oh shut the fuck up with your Me Too horseshit. Name one usable feature that Windows 8 has that Windows 7 does not.

Fuckton... you're a complete fuckwit.

Re:call me skeptical

On: NASA, NOAA: 2014 Was the Warmest Year In the Modern Record

moron.

Re:Insteon

On: Ask Slashdot: Options For Cheap Home Automation?

and $27k isn't ridiculous?

Re:Forget GNAA: GayWAD has Trojans up your bunghol

On: Forget Stuxnet: Banking Trojans Attacking Power Plants

Amazing that these type of posts have been around since the beginning of /.

Re:I don't get "smartphones are too expensive"

On: Microsoft Unveils Nokia 215, a $29 Phone With Internet Access

you're a moron.

Re:Stop it with this crap.

On: Virtual Reality Experiment Wants To Put White People In Black Bodies

stfu already.

Re:So it was him all along!

On: The Joker Behind the Signetics 25120 Write-Only Memory Chip Hoax

good job fucking a lame attempt at humour.

Re:300 Jobs for 320 Million

On: SpaceX Set To Create 300 New US Jobs and Expand Facilities

moron.

Re:No. They are NOT accepting bitcoin for payment.

On: Microsoft Quietly Starts Accepting Bitcoin As Payment Method

Who mods this crap as insightful? STFU you tit.

Re:Suing over something that can easily be changed

On: Comcast Sued For Turning Home Wi-Fi Routers Into Public Hotspots

Winner, winner, chicken dinner!

You win the coveted "Most fucking idiotic statement so far today!" award.

Congrats!

Re:.50 WHAT?

On: Samsung SSD 850 EVO 32-Layer 3D V-NAND-Based SSD Tested

Really, are you that fucking stupid?

Re:Fear the Asian carp

On: How One Man Changed the Ecology of the Great Lakes With Salmon

you, like the anonymous fuckwit, have no idea what you are talking about.

Re:Do the customer care?

On: Why Elon Musk's Batteries Frighten Electric Companies

What a complete and utter buffoon you are.

Re:Sexist, but not in the way people are thinking.

On: Google, National Parks Partner To Let Girls Program White House Xmas Tree Lights

Hey, way to overreact.

Re:Cheers for Mint

On: Linux Mint 17.1 Cinnamon and MATE Editions Released

"I explained the free software ethos, in terms of both beer and speech, she got it, and said that's what she wanted."

You are so fucking full of shit.

Fucking neckbeards.

Re:Who is going to get the pink slip

On: Sony Pictures Computer Sytems Shut Down After Ransomware Hack

Oh shut the fuck up.