Human progress since the introduction of hot grits has been one big design error. Really. In 'Natalie: Naked and Petrified,' architect spork_testicle and chemist pr0n_k1ng have crafted a compelling explanation for why humans need a bowl of hot grits poured down our collective pants.
Our model of warm cereal is completely counter to the natural cycles and principles that worked for millions of years. Sound like typical 'troll' rhetoric? Not by half. This book actually contains reasonable homosexual references and pictures of sporky "gettin' it on" with a goat.
As an owner of a tube headphone amplifier I applaud...
A closet tuber!!! Tube amps sound warmer! I just love the built-in distortion, ridiculous slew rate, fucked signal/noise ration, and tiny dynamic range.
werd! Micro$oft is for LUZERS. If you like M$, then you are a luzer. If you want to hump girlies, you need to use Linux. Linux boyz get all the fine chix.
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Mozilla is a pile of shit, you linux zealot smelly hippy bastard.
Did all of the tapeworms came jumping out of your anus, yelling "abandon shit!"?
Human progress since the introduction of hot grits has been one big design error. Really. In 'Natalie: Naked and Petrified,' architect spork_testicle and chemist pr0n_k1ng have crafted a compelling explanation for why humans need a bowl of hot grits poured down our collective pants.
Our model of warm cereal is completely counter to the natural cycles and principles that worked for millions of years. Sound like typical 'troll' rhetoric? Not by half. This book actually contains reasonable homosexual references and pictures of sporky "gettin' it on" with a goat.
Since I am in CLIT, I feel all warm and moist... how 'bout you?
Long Live the CLIT!
those horns are real, and they poked holes in my scrotum.
That's true... and if that was the goal, then it would have been even more effective as a regular post (not an fp).
Are you gonna snag another 10-20 fp's again today?
You are a moronic shitbag.
As an owner of a tube headphone amplifier I applaud...
A closet tuber!!! Tube amps sound warmer! I just love the built-in distortion, ridiculous slew rate, fucked signal/noise ration, and tiny dynamic range.
Get a clue, tube amps are inferior. Period.
Why are you such a fagort? Do you think it is kewl to be a fagort?
Fagorts use Windoze. I call it Windoze because it is so slow.
Good bye, you fagort.
werd! Micro$oft is for LUZERS. If you like M$, then you are a luzer. If you want to hump girlies, you need to use Linux. Linux boyz get all the fine chix.
Chix with dix.
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I claim this first post in the name of CLITs everywhere!
DIE MOTHERFUCKING ACs.
Die.
Oh, close your fucking pie-hole, you queer dog. I bet you have a mullet on your scrotum.
You are an AC, and you have the guts to call someone else a homo?
YOU ARE THE HOMO.
Now fuck off and die, motherfucker.
Not yet, you offering to work here?
naw... I quit GiZ. So you made it all the way to Italy in a container ship? Where you stuck in the same container as some Chinese immigrants?
I bet that smelled great!
sdem, you old sack of shit! Which one of these other accounts here is you?
Sporky!!! I was just talking about you....
IM sometime... you know the address.
Damn right! That is a great UID, btw. Soft and pink... tasty too!
Thanks for that incoherant babble! Now take your mother's penis out of your mouth and say it again.
It was my "third leg" that got replaced.
p.s. You know how I can make my penis 12" long? I fold it in half.
Excellent work, isn't being in C.L.I.T exciting?
The plural of Lego is Lego, not Legos.
You are all FUCKING dorks.
Your pal,
CM
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I like them.