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  1. Re:Impossible! on Under Attack by PanIP's Patent Lawyers? · · Score: -1

    I did it too, and I am a cartoonist.

  2. Especially true... on Workstations 'Dirtier Than Toilets' · · Score: -1

    because I tea-bag all the keyboards in the building at night.

    My scrotum is chaffed.

  3. Re:WTF? on Enigma · · Score: -1

    God, you're an idiot.

    That coming from a hockey fan. Go figure.

  4. Re:The secret ingredient on Comic Book Physics · · Score: -1

    God that was lame. Like his comment needed any help from your lame ass.

    Less for today:

    low UID != intelligent posts

  5. Hey penis breath: on Notebook Cooling Strategies · · Score: -1

    you spelt that word wrond in yer sig! Is you a fucking idjit?

  6. You lose BIATCH! on Notebook Cooling Strategies · · Score: -1

    n/t

  7. You lose BITCH! on Notebook Cooling Strategies · · Score: -1

    n/t

  8. I luv GOATS! on Notebook Cooling Strategies · · Score: -1

    As a /. reader, I am forced to luv goats.

  9. Damn right!! on Bootleg Star Wars AotC Debuts on Internet · · Score: -1

    Shut up, biatch.

  10. Re:Hot Shit on Microsoft's Goal, Security Through Obscurity? · · Score: -1

    If you want to see a joke, go not to Slashdot. But rather, look in your hand next time you take a pee. That is where the joke will be.

  11. What are you talking about? on Jornada Killed, iPaq To Live On · · Score: -1

    Obviously you never owned an iPaq, and are attempting to whore some karma. If you had, you would realize that statement is completely false.

    The iPaq is unreliable, and not user upgradeable. The user cannot change the battery in the unit, for fucks sake. How is that a "technologically great device"?

    The 36xx series has a ridiculously high mortality rate.

  12. Re:YOUR DEATH IS CERTAIN on White LEDs for a Brighter World · · Score: -1

    Perhaps you should tone-down the death threats a bit?

  13. Wow! on Software Based Echo Cancellation? · · Score: -1

    That changes everything!

    You FUCKING ignorant SHITBAG motherFUCKER twatWAFFLE.

  14. Re:Geekizoid on Linux DVD Players Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Who knows... it was up yesterday, I swear!

    I think Vlad just upgraded the server, it was on a Vic 20 BeoWolf cluster running FreeGEOS v3.22.011

    His current config is a farm of CoCo's running BASICA with 6, 300 baud modems channel-bonded together.

  15. Re:My Experience with the Linux on Linux DVD Players Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Missed it by this much!

  16. Re:The Ten Million Dollar Question on Linux DVD Players Reviewed · · Score: -1

    Damn, that was fast! Are you a member of CLIT (Communiity of Logged-In Trolls)?

  17. Re:A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    Slashdot is very fortunate to have such a fine, upstanding citizen such as yourself to guide the clueless masses (of which I am a member).

    Thank you, propstoalldeadhomiez, for pointing out what a complete loser I am. I have reviewed your posing history and I see now what I must do to post more meaningful comments.

    Your protégé,

    cyborg_monkey

  18. Re:A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    Apparently you care, and I am touched.

    BTW, are you familiar the acronym YHBT?

  19. Re:A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    riiight... that is why you posted in bold. Good job, you have been BUSTED.

  20. Re:A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    Great! Try to make some sense next time.

    Forgot to log out that time?

  21. Re:A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    Now that *IS* clever.... you are swimming in my wake.

    Move aside little girl..

  22. A Milestone.... on Multi-head Meets the Laptop · · Score: -1

    Not only is this a frosty piss, but it is my 1000th post here on this fine weblog.

    I AM THE BEST!

  23. Re:I am not wearing pantz! on P2P Programs on K-12 Networks? · · Score: -1

    That would be CLIT, no?

  24. Re:Even better than that... on Windows on an iMac (says the invoice); Red Hat's Alternative · · Score: -1

    Please wear a goat.

  25. Re:Infocalypse Now on More on Kazaa and Brilliant Digital Spyware · · Score: -1

    When did you start posting in the + realm?