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  1. Never Rub... on Joss Whedon Is Creating a Sci-Fi Drama For Fox · · Score: -1

    ...another man's rubarb!

  2. d00d! on Correcting Common Linux Misconceptions? · · Score: -1

    you beet meee 2 the punch!

  3. Never rub... on Correcting Common Linux Misconceptions? · · Score: -1

    ...another man's rubarb.

  4. Re:Gad! on Better Looking Linux: Tungsten Graphics · · Score: -1

    True. The "woman" is one of the guys with a wig. Had a quota to meet I guess.

  5. Re:Where did this Kathy Thurber rumor start? on Crazy Stats on Spam · · Score: -1

    Now you have it! Katz is short for the name of his side business (he is a male prostitute) called Krotch and Ass.

  6. Re:Racism in Linux Must End!! on Better Looking Linux: Tungsten Graphics · · Score: -1

    It is time for us, the people of color to take a stand! As a black woman I am angered, shocked and saddened to see the Hot Grits community in general - and instant hot grits specifically - continuing to perpetuate racism. I know that many of you may not consider yourselves grit-lovers, but by using Hot Grits you are condoning and assisting an perversion that oppresses minorities.

  7. Billy Goat breakfast club on Better Looking Linux: Tungsten Graphics · · Score: -1

    Hot grits in my pants
    Spinning around, I like to dance.

    If I look up, I might see
    A homo-erotic picture of a monkey.

  8. Re:Where did this Kathy Thurber rumor start? on Crazy Stats on Spam · · Score: -1

    Her last name is a play on words. Take the phrase "turd burglar" and combine it to get Thurber.

  9. Slashdot rumors start from basically 3 sources: on Crazy Stats on Spam · · Score: -1


    There are 2 documented cases in which people who HAPPENED to read Slashdot did questionable acts (one committed suicide, the other (a group) committed murder). In both cases, the readers were also social outcasts and cocaine addicts, and had been so before beginning reading. The second case is notable because they made a movie about it ("The Crying Game", I think), and because the people actually tried to claim the Slashdot had warped their minds. Sorta like the twinkie defense, I guess.

    Anton Levei's "The Satanic Bible", a book VERY LOOSELY based on the first case. In this book, a whole slew of folks who read together have their lives ruined, and one commits suicide. The book uses the fictional weblog Adequacy as a linking element for their individual problems, but for the most part, Slashdot gets blamed by readers. Many people believe this story really happened, and are adamant about it.
    Jon Katz, who will get a very big surprise when he dies and finds himself descending. It disgusts me that a pop icon has nothing better to do than pick on homosexuals, Hindus, and gamers (and all in the same show, no less). Anyways, Jon has in all likelihood no idea how write a story, and is just freaked out by the "Satanic symbols" on the book cover.

    BTW, for folks who are not Slashdotters, this IS how weblogs like Slashdot (and it is not the only one of its kind, thank god) ARE read: a bunch of people sit around a table with laptop. Each of the people has a dildobelt which they control, deciding his/her actions as they moderate. One player, called "Goatse", referee, or whatever, commands the readers to spank him and tell him that he is a very bad Taco.

    I've read Slashdot (the proper verb for being a Linux zealot) for 10 years now, and I started at a very impressionable age. I can say beyond a shadow of a doubt that my psyche has suffered.

  10. Re:Proof at last! on Fossilised Rain Drops Found In India · · Score: -1

    Hi tittie! Are your nipples chaffed?

  11. Re:Wrong! on University offers 'Simpsons' as Philosophy Class · · Score: -1

    The only phil you majored in was philling a guys gaping ass with your lovin'.

  12. Re:Just in time for X-mas on Happy Birthday Perl! · · Score: -1

    x-men, the kind you like.

  13. Re:I am an anus! on Happy Birthday Perl! · · Score: -1

    Yes you are.

  14. Hello. on Testing the Audigy · · Score: -1

    I am not wearing pants.

  15. Re:Too slow! on 'Q' Plays US GameCube Games · · Score: -1

    Log in and post, you fuckwit AC. Until then, shut your twat waffle.

  16. Re:Don't be so quick to GPL! on Multi-Platform Video Codec Seeks New Home · · Score: -1

    First post, damn you. First post.

  17. Hello there. on W3C Launches Technical Architecture Group · · Score: -1

    I am the best.

  18. I just ordered a fractional T1 for home... on VPN Clients Not Allowed On Residential Service · · Score: -1

    The price is comparible to cable modem, sure the bandwidth is lower but I have stability and a block of static IPs.

  19. d00d. on Athlon MP Reviewed · · Score: -1

    The 'deth is so 1990's.

  20. Re:Tee hee on VA Linux Now VA Software · · Score: -1

    Let me ask you a question: What would you consider good? What should I be doing?

  21. Re:I looked... on VA Linux Now VA Software · · Score: -1

    Don't you know it? Man, we could use some help too!

    Damn is he good.

    btw, why are you posting as an AC again?

  22. ATTENTION MODERATORS! on VA Linux Now VA Software · · Score: -1

    This guy is a known troll. Want proof? Look at his sig, and look at how much he posts there.

  23. Re:and the winner is on The Age of Paine Revisited · · Score: -1

    Hint: yeah it was.

  24. Re:before we explore mars on Insect Robots For Mars Exploration · · Score: -1

    I am not wearing a thong.

  25. Oh really? on The Future of Ideas · · Score: -1

    well, I am wearing a push-up bra.