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  1. Oh yeah? on TransOrbital: The Commercial Race To The Moon · · Score: -1

    Osama bin Laden, naked and petrified with hot grits on his turban.

  2. Re:Saaaweeet! on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    Karma == higher life form?

    Oooh, I have to post as an AC so I don't loose my precious karma, therefore I will reincarnate as a human instead of a worm.

  3. Re:Saaaweeet! on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    But, I did not lose any! w00t!

  4. Re:Saaaweeet! on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    Can you beleive that someone modded that down? Morons.

  5. Re:I can't believe on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    I heard that, my brotha. Spill a 40 on the curb for Vlad.

  6. I can't believe on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    it's not butter.

  7. Saaaweeet! on Microsoft: The Next Investigations · · Score: -1

    Osama bin Laden, naked and petrified with hot grits on his turban.

  8. Re:sorry that this is off topic... on Next-Gen Apples To Include 1394b, USB 2.0 · · Score: -1

    It cracks me up watching people scooping poop. Have you ever seen those doggy diapers?

    Pure comedy gold.

  9. Re:Let me get this straight... on Next-Gen Apples To Include 1394b, USB 2.0 · · Score: -1

    Osama bin Laden, naked and petrified with hot grits on his turban.

  10. Re:sorry that this is off topic... on Next-Gen Apples To Include 1394b, USB 2.0 · · Score: -1

    Yes, the answer is: you are a shitbag.

    I hope this is helpful.

  11. Re:Fiendish Devil on Browser Bindings for Python, Perl, and other Languages? · · Score: -1

    What about Jesse?

  12. Re:Katy! on Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Lego · · Score: -1

    Look you, everyone here knows that Katy is a filthy whore. Why don't you accept this fact and move on?

    She does not love you, she only loves to suck nut-snot. And she does not care who's she is sucking.

  13. Re:First Post on Monty Python and the Search for the Holy Lego · · Score: -1

    moo.... well that's the sound your mother made last night.

  14. Re:dork on Immersive HDTV · · Score: -1

    d00d.

  15. Re:Learn to read on Are There Any Fun Tech Jobs Left? · · Score: -1

    I hope I can inspire you to pull your head out of your ass.

    You big fag.

  16. Oh sweet Jebus! on Microsoft's Vision For Future Operating Systems · · Score: -1

    Now that is pure comedy gold!

  17. Re:We are at war!! on Senator Hollings and the SSSCA · · Score: -1

    What is a "netizon"? Is that like a netizen?

    And is a kook, or a loser? You can only have one, make your choice carefully.

  18. Re:We are at war!! on Senator Hollings and the SSSCA · · Score: -1

    Those damned trolls just took out the Slashdot and Adequacy! The Slashdot is still running but the Adequacy was down 35 minutes after it went live.

    There are also reports Geekizoid is back up.

    Another bowl of hot grits down the pants of humanity.

  19. Re:My dear lord almighty on high... on XBox Delayed · · Score: -1

    Memory is a funny thing, things always seemed better than they actually were.

    I would say that nothing has changed, you are less tolerant perhaps.

  20. Re:My dear lord almighty on high... on XBox Delayed · · Score: -1

    You are so full of shit. I was never witty or intelligent.

    I have always been low-brow and abusive. You must have me confused with someone else.

  21. Re:My dear lord almighty on high... on XBox Delayed · · Score: -1

    Too bad you are an anonymous shitbag.

    First post belongs to me.

    w00t!

  22. Re:I hate you all! on Is the Unix Community Worried About Worms? · · Score: -1

    uh, yeah right.

  23. That's strange... on Is the Unix Community Worried About Worms? · · Score: -1

    I thought the slashdot was comprised of worm. Linux worms like you.

  24. Re:I hate you all! on Is the Unix Community Worried About Worms? · · Score: -1

    Oh come on, you scared of that geek?

  25. Re:I hate you all! on Is the Unix Community Worried About Worms? · · Score: -1

    Yeah, go ahead and post the pictures.