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Are There Any Fun Tech Jobs Left?

er0ck asks: "My first job out of college was working for an Internet Startup. They gave me some books and told me to learn Perl. Our office was a refurbished factory, with lots of light and open space. Best of all, we could bring our nerf toys in to work (and use them!). Four months later, the company went under. Several dot bomb jobs later, I work for my state government. Is anyone still having fun at their tech job?" I think that with the economic downturn, more companies are concentrating on survival more than being "fun". Are there any "fun" tech jobs left, or have they all suffered from the Economic Darwinism of the early 21st century?

"[Government work is] steady work, but boring at times. (I don't think they'd approve of the Nerf guns). Without the pressure of staying in business, projects sometimes stagnate, leaving us with little to do. During these slow times, I help behind the scenes at NerfCenter.com; It's a fun site, and they are switching to Perl for their admin backend. It keeps my skills sharp, and wards off the boredom.

My questions to the Slashdot community are:

  1. Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?
  2. If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?
  3. What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"

584 comments

  1. Right... by SilentChris · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "Best of all, we could bring our nerf toys in to work (and use them!). Four months later, the company went under."

    Gee, imagine that.

    1. Re:Right... by FFFish · · Score: 3, Funny

      Even better, they apparently hired him to write Perl scripts, when he didn't know Perl at all.

      Whatta stellar business plan!

      Me, I'm gonna hire rubbies outta the back alleys, and go for an IPO. I figure they'll work for aftershave, so I won't even have to give away stock options!

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    2. Re:Right... by prator · · Score: 0

      Gee, imagine that.

      Real insightful.

      I've worked in various groups for the company I'm currently with, and one of the most productive, creative groups I worked for had the highest percentage of Nerf wars of any gruop I've been with.

      It breaks up the monotony. Of course, most of the time you want to be able to concentrate on your work, but I know if I stare at the same problem for too long, I go into a zombie mode. Nothing like a small Nerf football whizzing past your head to bring you out of that.

      -prator

    3. Re:Right... by KyleCordes · · Score: 1

      They most likely failed not because of the nerf toys, but because of common dot-com failure modes:

      * No feasible business plan

      * No customers that actually pay money

    4. Re:Right... by mimbleton · · Score: 1

      "* No feasible business plan"

      Probably because geeks who enjoy playing with toys were running the place.

    5. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it was fun, they wouldn't call it a job

    6. Re:Right... by dlaur · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Okay, maybe this is off-topic... you decide:

      The really sad part is that people think that you can write software after you "learn" a language. Some college grads come out of school having "learned" a few languages, but unless they were involved in a large scale university project, they haven't learned how to really write software since each of the programs they coded usually didn't grow beyond what could be completed in a semester or two. (Forgive me for generalizing, but this has been my experience with new-hires.)

      Additionally, lots of managers where I work think that they can go buy someone some "Java training" or "PL/SQL training" or "Solaris admin training" or whatever and suddenly they will have transformed a junior support person into a senior developer, DBA or sys admin.

      This is analagous to sending someone to school to learn the French language assuming that they will return with the skills required to write a novel in French. I only speak one language (English, obviously) and I am nowhere close to having developed my skills with the language to the point where I could write a novel.

      I don't care what language I work in as much as I care about the archiecture of the system, the process used to design/code/test, how much peer review and interaction is involved, what scheduling methods are used, whether or not I can live with the mandated coding standard (I have curly brace issues...), whether there are enough iterations in the schedule, how much time is dedicated to refactoring, whether the scope is well defined, etc, etc, etc...

    7. Re:Right... by haizi_23 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I worked for an I-builder (building corporate websites as consultants) company for a year and a half. The thing that really signalled the end for me was when they brought in a few marketing execs and decided that as part of our voracious hiring strategy, the most important thing to advertise to potential job applicants was "company culture". This meant bragging about how we all got weekly massages, and company sponsored happy-hours, and free beer at the end of the day on Fridays, etc.

      In other words, they started placing a lot of emphasis on totally superficial crap. The real way to attract good people, and therefore to stay in business, is to promise them (and deliver)interesting projects that are well-managed.

      In my mind a "fun" job is one that has you doing interesting technical projects, and Nerf toys has nothing to do with it. Of course, a good work environment with a lot of personal freedom is essential too, but I think if you find good projects with good people involved, a fun work environment is likely to follow naturally. Unless of course you're working for the govt., or a govt contractor.

    8. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We bring out nerf guns to work and been around for 5 years now.

      (small company, 18+ of us)

    9. Re:Right... by kot · · Score: 1

      I don't think nerf guns are bad in a work environment. I think one of the worst things you
      can do to a programmer is stick him in a cube with
      little interaction with peers. Nerf guns (for example) let you relax and get more comfortable with the people you work with, and that makes for a better programmer.

    10. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I interviewed a place like that. I show up and all they talked about was how WILD and CRAZY they were shooting nerf guns and playing playstation and arguing about what kind of odwalla juice to get. When I asked them what I'd be doing, they said basically said that they didn't know, and they'd hire me and I'd sit on my ass until some other guy got back from his extended vacation to Amdsterdam.

      Problem is, when someone says "We're WACKY and like to have fun AT WORK", it's basically saying "We're LOSERS and have NO FRIENDS or SOCIAL LIFE so we hang out in our DORM-EQUIVALENT and goof-off. Then at 5PM you HAVE TO come to the BAR with ALL OF US!" I'm all for goofing off (although I prefer the 3 martini lunch type of goofing), but part of the appeal of goofing off is avoiding getting caught. Having a "Big Buddy" boss is sorta like kissing your sister.

      A better appeal would have been "We're all ALCOHOLICS and COKE ADDICTS and we hire STRIPPERS on Friday. Comprared to the rest of our burn rate, it's statistically insignficicant." At least they wouldn't have seemed quite so creepy in that you-are-now-my-friend way.

    11. Re:Right... by brianvan · · Score: 2

      It's not off topic at all. I wholeheartedly agree with you. As a recent college grad with no job, I have a bit of anxiety about being hired in a serious job position simply because I don't have a lot of confidence in my skills to write serious programs - even though I was a skilled coder in college. I really feel as if I could use some help in getting to the point where I can contribute to major software projects.

      Unfortunately, the industry and the academic world is relatively unconcerned with providing fresh people with the skills to take their knowledge beyond the point of "I know SQL and Java." In my experience, no one even wants interns anymore for that kind of stuff, as tech companies in my area are hemmoraging badly and I need to support myself with an income rather than do serious work for a company for free. (I'm a strange case, because I'm jaded with the industry and I'm not sure I love it; however, I haven't heard a lot of good luck stories from my peers, either)

    12. Re:Right... by archen · · Score: 1

      actually the college I attended tended to stress the sort of skills you need for writing "real" software. I learned C++, and the professors were very stringent about having everything in managable classes with consistant, easy to figure out interfaces, with logical organization. I mean it was almost rediculas considering the size of the programs we were writing, but you can see how important it would become once you scaled this up. I guess all in all it sort of depends on who teaches you.

      I know one professor I had, never had an actual programming job, he had been an academic all his life. He was always concerned about teaching the quirks of how to do things, and other stuff which probably wasn't all that relavent. By contrast I had a different professor who had done a lot of programming projects, and emphasized the sort of real skills you would need. He was known for saying "Well I really can't teach you how important doing [this or that] is, but you'll see how it goes once you get into the real world..."

    13. Re:Right... by ameoba · · Score: 1

      OK, as a recent college grad w/o a job -how- can you be jaded? I can see cynicism from reading too much Slashdot & Dilbert as a possibility, but jaded?

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    14. Re:Right... by DNS-and-BIND · · Score: 2

      Yeah, you're right...they should have instead advertised how crappy the company atmosphere is, how unresponsive management is to employee needs, and a lack of any kind of workplace satisfaction beyond that of making money for other people.

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    15. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So we are supposed to use your unproven testimony to form our opinions.

      Christ, there is nothing more annoying than "geeks" with nerf guns. Its like a bunch of five year old kids

    16. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is analagous to sending someone to school to learn the French language assuming that they will return with the skills required to write a novel in French.

      As opposed to the experiences of the original poster, which would be analagous to giving an English speaking novelist an English French dictionary and asking the person to write a novel in French?

    17. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly.

      I get a degree of satisfaction out of my job (programming), but I wouldn't say it's "fun" -- it's work. I don't play foosball, or quake, or with nerf toys. If a job existed where I got paid to do those things, then that job might be fun. But that hypothetical company doesn't sound like it would last too long. Or maybe that's not hypothetical at all, given these stories we keep hearing from dotcom workers.

    18. Re:Right... by Peteresch · · Score: 1
      ...unless they were involved in a large scale university project, they haven't learned how to really write software...


      Although I fall into this category, I completely agree. So what can I do to get out of this rut that my bad choice in educational institutions put me in? I can have fun writing a script to parse slashdot headlines but that won't get me a job.
    19. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You went to college and graduated and spell ridiculous rediculas. Oh boy. Maybe spelling wasn't "relevant" to your learning.

    20. Re:Right... by brianvan · · Score: 2

      On one level, I spent four years in college doing coding assingments, and I felt I wasted the time. I'm jaded partially because I don't like spending lots of forced time in front of a keyboard and monitor. I would resent any job that made me spend 12 hours a day doing that.

      Also... yes I am jaded through observation. Slashdot, Dilbert, FuckedCompany, and other places detailing horror stories come to mind. Yes, I've had a few internships through college, and I think they worked out well, but you do need to take every job on a case-by-case basis. It's just that this is a fairly large industry that went kaput recently, so I don't even get the chance to evaluate jobs beyond a blurb in the classifieds or a website description. For most of the jobs I applied for, I never make it to an interview. And from what's done sometimes on these interviews, how could I not be at least partially jaded? I take a 2 hour car trip or an $80 train ride to get an interview with a company where all they do is talk about themselves for 45 minutes, they ask me one or two vague questions at the end and ask my GPA, and it's whoosh out the door...

      I dunno. I've just heard a lot of bad things. I keep an open mind with this stuff, cause on some level I do like doing it. But I am partially convinced that a lot of these tech jobs are not for me. That's what I meant.

    21. Re:Right... by soloport · · Score: 1

      Hmmmm... Jaded. And so young. Well, here's one vote in the "Yes, Virginia, there are fun jobs out there" ballot box.

      The work I do is fun. But here's the trick that makes it fun:

      The work is difficult, hard, often takes long hours to complete, on time. Often I have to perform triage on vendor, supplier, employee, manager tasks. Even with good planning, priorities are sorted incorrectly because you often don't know what should have been worked on first until the outcome.

      I have to sort through dozens of resumes (probably a lot like yours, most of them) and figure out who's going to "fit" the requirements of the job and "fit in" with the rest of the team. I have to do long telephone interviews so as to not waste the rest of the team's time interviewing not-so-promising candidates. Then I have to further direct interviews, taking even more time away from work that isn't getting done because I need someone ASAP in the first place.

      I have to listen to two sides of a bicker (weekly) and come up with a "solution" -- which is 99% of the time, just ensuring that each side gets heard by the other.

      And don't forget (as Dilbert would), most managers have managers, too. Often managers behave the way they do because their boss has even pointier hair.

      So what makes my job so fun? All of the above. Getting in the trenches, immersing one's self in the muck and grind of working one's ass off is fun! Try it.

      What makes it twice as fun is that when you've toiled like a dog and actually *make* the customer happy, it's just a blast! A tremendous, proud moment.

      I can only assume you won't get it until you've had kids of your own. All that diaper changing, keeping them from getting run over in the street, wiping snot from their nose and holding them down while they wrestle away from getting their shoes put on, creamming at the top of those little lungs because they aren't getting their way. You'll see what I mean when you open that first, hand-made Christmas present...

      Trust me. You're jaded because you're young and haven't enjoyed the first reward life has to offer. The key: I said, "reward", not "gift".

    22. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      creamming at the top of those little lungs because they aren't getting their way

      Hey buddy. Keep that disgusting smut out of slashdot. Go to alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.facials.young or something.

      Jerk.

    23. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, another post on spelling. I bet your mom doesn't have to dress you anymore because you can spell certain words right. You know most people on Slashdot aren't english majors for a reason.

    24. Re:Right... by EChris · · Score: 1

      In Douglas Coupland's _Microserfs_, we sort of see the origin of the "fun" tech job... Startups and sweatshops "made up" for working programmers insane hours and giving up their personal lives for the company by allowing them to "play" during work hours. It was an admirable model, and may well work some places still, but I for one would rather work some place comfortable that DOESN'T ask me to work 60+ hours a week. I don't want to work someplace whose hope is to get techies to live their job, have friends only within work.

      Nerf toys are no substitute for having a Real Life (tm) outside of work.

      So, as I see it, the problem isn't that people played at work, reducing productivity, but that the companies tried to pass work off as play.

      Chris

    25. Re:Right... by dmarcov · · Score: 1

      Oh sure -- it's funny now, but one has to remember the environment we were in when this guy got his dot bomb job. Anyone who could say PL/SQL (and not try to pronounce them as a word without vowels) had at least "potential". We hired anyone we thought had the potential of being teachable -- and we're a profitable company and everything. Of course now we're not hiring, and can't beat the guys with 10+ years experience writing Larry's Big Brother Database-O-Rama off of us with a pointed stick.

      It's just a good idea to keep perspective -- even if the job this guy had is laughably silly now.

    26. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at the end and ask my GPA

      Welcome back to reality in the job market. I have interviewed people with sub 2.5 GPA's that had ridiculous expectations for far too long. Back when I was in school looking for internships or co-opt, you had to have a 3.5+ or not even get noticed. When I graduated, if you didnt have at least a 3.0 many companies would not even accept your request for an interview. Plus if you didn't have some other signifigant campus activities you were SOL. Another employer would hand out disks with a psych test and *you* were suppsoed to take it and mail it back at your own expense .

      I so hope that this correction will weed out all the cruft, wanna-be's, no-degree certification jokers, and just-in-it-for the money wanks.

    27. Re:Right... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what can I do to get out of this rut that my bad choice in educational institutions put me in?

      Assuming your GPA is good, get a masters at a real school!!! One with a good engineering/CS rep. Now that the market is going bust, they school name really counts. A BA in CS from bushwack state aint gonna mean shit no more. I work for a large telcomm company inteh central US. Oh yes we are still hiring, but very very selectively. Some school names we are hitting these days: (of course MIT, Stanford, CalTech, CMU) but also UT Austin, U of I Champange-Urbana, Georgia Tech, Texas A&M, Rice, UMich Ann Arbor, and Purdue.

      We aren't going to fuck around anymore, we only have limited budgets so its the big boys or no boys.

    28. Re:Right... by gorilla · · Score: 2
      but unless they were involved in a large scale university project

      Even then, I don't think it's applicable to the real world. Unless you've dealt with 10 year old source code, where everyone who originally designed it has left, and where there is a requirement to add new features which were never originally considered and which require really horrible hacks.

      It takes experience to understand how to design programs & systems so that they will last for the long term, and no-one I've ever seen has it coming out of school.

  2. Glad by SiMac · · Score: 1

    Glad I'm not old enough to have a job.

    1. Re:Glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. In times like these, we are just lucky to have a place to go during daylight hours. I also think it's important to not take for the granted the people we work with, and not for. I may not have nerf toys, but atleast I get to be around people who are intelligent and somewhat interesting at times.

  3. Well... by Telecommando · · Score: 1

    Best of all, we could bring our nerf toys in to work (and use them!). Four months later, the company went under.

    Ever hear of "cause and effect?"

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    1. Re:Well... by MrChris007 · · Score: 1

      I've heard of cause and effect and I've also heard that just because event B happens after event A DOES NOT mean that event A caused event B. That is a major argumentative flaw, the reason the company probably went under was because of a bad business plan or the fact that most start up's (internet or not) do fail. I used to work at a place that had no problem with nerf gun's and they didn't go under...in fact they are expanding all the time, I only left because I found a better paying job (programming by the way). At my new job using nerf guns would probably not be smiled upon, and that's too bad. I enjoyed playing around in our free time. I find it hard to believe that someone can work 8 hours a day non-stop doing their job. Especially programming, I have been programming for over 10 years and you do have to stop now and then and think about what your doing. Often time's I get to the point where I can't think of what to do so I go to /. and read the news and then come back refreshed and ready to program some more.

  4. Fun? Job? by jerw134 · · Score: 1

    Wow, I never hear those two words in the same sentence. Unless someone is saying "My job is not fun. But, I also don't know anyone who works in a tech job. So maybe I am totally wrong. Who knows?

  5. I hate my Job. by BiggestPOS · · Score: 1
    It sucks. I want a new one.

    Please Hire me.

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  6. fun? by flynt · · Score: 1

    if your job isn't fun for you, get a new job. working the state sounds interesting to me. your job should be rewarding, don't waste your life hating your job, do something you love.

    1. Re:fun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those damn hippies and their desire to enjoy life.

    2. Re:fun? by dTaylorSingletary · · Score: 2, Insightful


      warning: asshole alert

      enjoying your job has nothing to do with hippy-dom, new flavors or old flavors alike.

      it's about mindfulness, and life positivity.

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      d. Taylor Singletary,
      reality technician techra.el
    3. Re:fun? by delcielo · · Score: 1

      I agree; and don't try to expect too much from a job. Some people are lucky enough to do the very thing they love best (fighter pilots, race car drivers, pro football players); but most of us need to get over the illusion that we're going to "do what we really love" or love what we really do. It's one of those sad fact of life things that kind of got brushed over in the whole dot-com brain fart. Real life hasn't really changed that much. We still work most of the day to enable our relaxation on weekend and evenings.

      As for diversions, I teach people to fly. I have 1 or 2 students at a time so that I never get overloaded. It's my sanity anchor. When work gets bad, I can escape a little more into the flying. It helps me keep my perspective so that work never spirals down into burnout.

      But more important than the diversion is the acceptance of the fact that my job is not going to be my ultimate fulfillment in life.

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    4. Re:fun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The prefered syntax is {{hippy-alert}}

      BTW, if you think a job has to be crap then I pity your ethereal existence on this multi-coloured plane, man.

    5. Re:fun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't waste your life hating your job, do something you love.
      Maybe you should wait a few months/years before you do that. In the mean time, make lots of money so you don't have to work as much in the first place.

    6. Re:fun? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I concur with flynt. I went to school with a bunch of "business" and "accounting" types. When I asked them what they were going to do when they graduated, the said they didn't know... or they wanted to do something that was totally unrelated to their degree. I work in Information Systems cause I LOVE it. It just so happens to be lucrative as well. I feel sorry for people who get into jobs because they got a degree in "x" and then find out later that they really hate "x".

      One thing I have to say to the original poster... Your job is only as fun as YOU make it! Be fun... and others will probably join in.

  7. What do I do to unwind? by evarlast · · Score: 1

    Black and Tans with friends.

    Never underestimate the importance of a good social life. Even if it is with the people you work with, leave the work talk at work and have a good time. It doesn't matter what you enjoy, clubs, dancing, bars, drinking, playing sports, or watching sports. The key to steal a slogan is to just do it.

    Its easy as a techie to go home from work and 'work' on your own projects. This is the time that most open source work gets done. But the beast that can do that more than once a week is a rare one. Most humans need something else.

    Social interaction is more than irc, aim, etc... There is much to be said for physical interaction. I suppose there was a time when I got some satisfaction out of conversing with people online. Now I use it merely as another means of communication with people I already know, not as a means to communicate with new people.

    In short, drink beer.
    -e

    1. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No.

      Meeting real people only hurts.

    2. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clubs, dancing, bars, drinking..? Does this constitute four suggestions for socialization or one?

      I can't speak for any other techies, but between "getting drunk" and "sports" as social events, it doesn't look like I'm missing much by sitting here Saturday night reading a book or surfing the net.

    3. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Clubs, dancing, bars, drinking..? Does this constitute four suggestions for socialization or one?"

      I think the list is really a progression. Though, the poster forgot to include the outcome.

      Clubs/Bars -> dancing -> drinking -> SEX

      So yes, you are probably missing something sitting at home on Saturday night surfing the net.

      And don't give me that bull shit about a wife (if you have one). Sometimes a little group sex helps break the mold.

    4. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, you haven't met his wife. She *ate* the "mold".

    5. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Idiot.. Blank and tans is great way to ruin
      two perfectly good beers. I too once drank
      them, and a friend from Ireland visited, and I
      asked him about it, and he turned his face inside
      out and was repulsed. I made him drink one and
      he threw up later that night.

      Advice: don't drink them.

    6. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When you have to work 12-14 hour days, or lose your job, you don't have much energy to go out socialising. And don't say "change jobs". For some of us thats not an option. We are not all American citizens and many employers know that and exploit the situation.

    7. Re:What do I do to unwind? by grammar+nazi · · Score: 1
      I would just like to point out that the 4 or so messages in the thread leading up to this one are hilarious.

      I don't usually point this out, but I'm sitting here laughing my ass off. It also happens to be a Saturday night and I'm sitting here, but that's another issue.

      --

      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
    8. Re:What do I do to unwind? by ScottBob · · Score: 1

      Clubs/Bars -> dancing -> drinking -> SEX

      Or Clubs/Bars -> drinking -> "dancing" -> making ass of self -> going home and spanking monkey

      is what usually happens to socially clueless people like me. So on Saturdays it's usually:

      fat pipe -> alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.* -> spank monkey -> save $$$ to blow on latest & greatest hardware.

    9. Re:What do I do to unwind? by No_Weak_Heart · · Score: 0

      ...degrade my karma by responding to off topic posts.

    10. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tough luck. That's why we hire you foriegners; to do the crappy work. You complained about slavery but now you come over here and willingly work as a slave. Its your own fault.

    11. Re:What do I do to unwind? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but what if you hate people?

  8. I have a 'fun' work enviornment... by ONU+CS+Geek · · Score: 1

    even though I work with seven techs. I work at the hell desk of a private college in NW Ohio, where I'm the phone and cable tech. I started out doing PC troubleshooting on the 'front line.' (there's only one extension for the help desk, so only one person at a time runs it)

    It is a relaxed work enviornment. We brought our water guns in during the summer, have snowball fights in the winter, and change eachother's passwords on a quazi-daily basis. The things like that interject humour into our lives, and during our meetings and when we communicate, we're always told that we look like we have no stress. It boils down to doing what you enjoy and to make it as comfortable as you can doing it. If that means making-busy that cute freshmen girl's phone so you can go flirt (boss read: fix it), so be it.

    Have fun, but introduce it slowly if your department has never seen it before...you never know where it will end up.

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  9. Correlation? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps those companies you worked for went under because they didn't put enough focus on getting the work done, rather than playing around?

    Having said that, I think that the opposite, that of feeling bored or under too much pressure at work, can have a worse effect than a laid-back attitude.

  10. It's still possible, kinda by Zenithal · · Score: 1

    I work for a dot com that actually has a working business model, imagine that? Unfortunate thing is that we started a little late and never did get big investment. Turned out to be the best thing for us.

    I think what it really comes down to is that a lot of people out there assigned the wrong reason to dot com failures. Your business has to have a realistic way to make money, it just that simple. So many of these companies started up with a euphoric misconception that the money would just stream in from nowhere somehow. I don't think it had a whole lot to do with it being fun or not.

    I had a nerf gun in our office along with a couple of other people, mines broke now, a small bout of hand to hand combat. It would be allowed again if I could afford it.

    After nearly 6 months without a paycheque things are looking up again, but the office has been fun the whole time. The trick is just to remember that having fun in the office is intended to raise productivity. As soon as you're going into work to relax and unwind, you're having a little too much.

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    1. Re:It's still possible, kinda by NumberSyx · · Score: 2


      After nearly 6 months without a paycheque things are looking up again



      Buddy you need to quit that job NOW. You are working for free, McDonalds pays better than that. If you believe you are ever going to be compensated, you are wrong. If you ever recieve another paycheck it will be for muchless than what you are suppose to be making and your chances of getting backpay are nearly zero. Don't listen to your manager when he tells you, new funding is just right around the corner, because it isn't.

      --

      "Our products just aren't engineered for security,"
      -Brian Valentine,VP in charge of MS Windows Development

    2. Re:It's still possible, kinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I work for a dot com that actually has a working business model, imagine that?
      ...
      After nearly 6 months without a paycheque things are looking up again...

      I think I understand how the business model works. Employees work for free, so the company loses no money.

    3. Re:It's still possible, kinda by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      listen to the other guy... you are getting screwed. Similar things happened to a company i worked for. Basically they told us we could continue working but they couldn't guarantee they could pay us. If we didn't work they would keep in touch with us and if things got more stable we could come back and work again. I told them I was going home. To my surprise most of the other employees worked. I went to go cash my paychecks from the past month (for whatever reason I tend not to cash my checks as soon as i get them) and they were no good. A week later they called everyone and told them not to bother coming in anymore. So I am out a months' pay and a job. I had just signed a lease for an apartment to get out of my parents' house and needed to buy a new car. This was 6 months ago; I still have not found another job. Thankfully I had an assload of money saved up from this job but it is now rapidly dwindling now that I am on my own and the job prospects are basically nil. I am seriously considering pushing buggies at Lowe's or something along those lines.

      Ask them to for backpay on the 6 months and to start paying you regularly. If they can't, quit and find a job that pays. Seriously. You are wasting your time.

  11. What is a "fun job"? by BillyGoatThree · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Playing with nerf guns in a converted factory is fun...but is it a job?

    My job is as a programmer/admin. I enjoy it and the company receives good value. Pre-1995 this would have been defined as heaven. To you dot-bomb losers it is apparently hell.

    --
    324006
    1. Re:What is a "fun job"? by ThatComputerGuy · · Score: 1

      I guess I have a pretty damn fun job.. I work at a small software company (15-20 people), and since we never have any customers showing up at our place, it's mostly an anything-goes type of environment. Nerf guns, loud music w/ subs, MP3s of Chris Rock's acts... anything that won't lead to us getting sued.

      In the midst of all this, I manage to program and admin the place along with a few friends.

      And no, we're not a to-be-dot-bomb, we've been in business for just over 10 years and have a well established customer base.

      --
      XML is like violence. If it doesn't solve the problem, use more.
    2. Re:What is a "fun job"? by bmj · · Score: 1

      My job is as a programmer/admin. I enjoy it and the company receives good value. Pre-1995 this would have been defined as heaven. To you dot-bomb losers it is apparently hell.

      it's hell because those of us still with *fun* jobs have realized you don't have to wear nice clothes to work and sit in a cube or office 8 hours a day to be productive. dot-coms don't ultimately fail because the developers play with nerf guns (which, btw, is no different than surfing the web for 4 hours a day in your cube), they fail because they didn't have a profitable business plan (but enough people have already pointed that out).

      i know that there are plenty of developers/admins that work their tails off every day in a corporate environment. there's nothing wrong with that. all that really matters is whether or not you enjoy what you do. i enjoy the relaxed atmosphere of my employer. and we work hard and we play hard. now that i've seen the *other side*, i doubt i'd go back to a cube farm. you can relax and get your work done too.

      --
      Whereof we cannot speak, thereof we must be silent. --Ludwig Wittgenstein
    3. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Roundeye · · Score: 1
      dot-coms don't ultimately fail because the developers play with nerf guns [...] they fail because they didn't have a profitable business plan [...].

      Those who think the two are unrelated are a primary reason we can now laugh about the "dot-bombs".

      --
      "Cause there's 40 different shades of black, so many fortresses and ways to attack, so why you complainin'?"
    4. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Skweetis · · Score: 1

      I also work as a programmer/admin, for a small to medium size state university (about 10,000 users comprising faculty, staff, and students). I consider my job more fun than shooting co-workers with nerf guns (I get to play with big, powerful servers, write C/Perl/Shell scripts, etc.) In fact, this is probably the closest thing to a dream job that I could get. Co-workers are nice, my supervisor has a very refreshing attitude toward Linux and other Free/Open Source software, and, like yourself, I have a stable job with an organization that won't go under anytime soon. Even in the economic downturn, we are experiencing more growth and hiring more employees than I have seen the whole time I have been here. Most importantly, I have a real job. As someone else pointed out, it's no wonder all the dot-coms went under, if all they ever did was play with toys. (Plus, selling one's household garbage is probably a better business model than some of the ones that were out there.)

    5. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are linked how exactly? The developers aren't the ones that come up with the business plan usually, so I don't exactly see why their choice of toys for taking a break from coding has anything to do with the success or failure of a company. Maybe you can shed some light on that.

    6. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Playing with nerf toys is a distraction only. I find it insulting that this type of childishness is considered a perk at all. Maybe I have a giant stick up my ass or something, but I would consider it a major irritation if I had to put up with teams of guys shooting each other with nerf guns and the like. I have deadlines on projects that I care about. I invariably meet these deadlines. Who needs an office full of overgrown juveniles going at it with nerf guns?

      It was fairly obvious to me that the dot com phase was simply that; a phase. A phase in which the economy came to grips with the internet. Luckily, alot of good technology came out of it at the expense of the naive/greedy venture capitalist looking to jump on the feverish bandwagon created by the excitement of the internet era in the backdrop of a booming economy. But hey, that's capitalism at both it's worst and it's finest.

      Computer programmer thinks he has it rough? Poor guy. Don't like it? Quit! It's your perogative. Walk a few miles in the shoes of a garbageman, factory worker, construction worker, policeman or teacher then get back to me. Now back to work you overpaid prima donnas!!

      As I type this, I realize this wasn't entirely a response to your post, but to the ludicrous nature of the general article. My apologies!

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    7. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Tukla · · Score: 1

      Jesus Christ. It sounds like you work in a college dormitory. ::shudder::

    8. Re:What is a "fun job"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're on a college campus. You don't need nerf guns because you have 10,000 other distractions around you.

    9. Re:What is a "fun job"? by rustman · · Score: 1
      Why does everyone think that dot coms were playing nerf gun battles all day long? The place that I worked that had nerf guns, it was a twice a day, 5-10 minuite interruption. If you didn't like it, go use the bathroom or get a cup of coffee.

      In the non-dot-com companies I worled at, everyone was taking more time on breaks than the dot com did for their nerf gun wars.


      I guess those Japanese companies are lame for having their morning excercise routines... they should be working dammit!

    10. Re:What is a "fun job"? by danox · · Score: 1

      Damn straight. I have a fun job. I sit at my desk and design and write code. Hardly anyone bothers me for most of the day, I can get totaly into the zone, and write code all day long. This is fun for me, as I imagine it would be to many others who read /.

      When I was at uni, I used to do this in my spare time, now I get paid to do it all day long, what more could I ask for?

      --
      "Me and my girl named bimbo . . . limbo . . . spam" - Captain Beefheart.
  12. uhm by flynt · · Score: 1

    is it just me or does this guy seem to want a job where he can run around shooting co-workers with nerf guns? was that even fun when you could do it?? it sounds like it would get old in about 10 minutes. you need to stop obsessing over the fact that no one these days is going to let you play like a child when you're supposed to coding perl or whatever it is you do.

    1. Re:uhm by darkfrog · · Score: 1
      My first job out of college was working for an Internet Startup. They gave me some books and told me to learn Perl

      Perhaps this is the problem... he graduated from college to get into the software/internet world, and he STILL didn't know Perl?!?!

      Is this an educational system problem, or is it a just an individual's problem?

      Seems like everyone graduating with that type of future in mind should definately already know perl... I knew perl in High School for Pete's sake!
      --
      --DarkFrog
      If the dead rise again, we're going to have some serious population control issues.
    2. Re:uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It might come as a surprise to you that learning programming languages is not considered a valid academic pursuit.

    3. Re:uhm by F452 · · Score: 1
      I knew perl in High School for Pete's sake!


      Hooray for you!

    4. Re:uhm by lamz · · Score: 1

      Where I work, there was a rash of nerf-gun incursions a little over a year ago. You guessed right -- it got old really fast.

      --

      Mike van Lammeren
      It will challenge your head, your brain, and your mind.

    5. Re:uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Not a problem, educational or individual.

      With your Perl wisdom, did you also know:
      * The difference in a stack and a heap
      * Anything about the lisp family of languages
      * prolog concepts
      * software engineering concepts
      * OS development and concepts
      * DB design concepts/5th normal form

      There are so many issues involved with quality software engineering, a 4 year degree doesn't have time to screw with languages.

      Besides, Perl is a bad language to teach in. If a school is *teaching* Perl, they likely aren't teaching the fundamentals of quality development.

    6. Re:uhm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, unless you get a job in the games industry!

  13. Fun is for suckers by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 1

    Beware those jobs that offer a fun environment with nerf toys, free soda and all that. More often than not, it is a ploy to make you put in those uncompensated hours of overtime. A lot of companies use these incentives because they are extremely inexpensive compared to paying you for each hour you work.

    Maybe it is just the contractor in me speaking, but when it comes down to it - pay me the money and I will take care of having my own fun outside of work. That doesn't I don't love the work I do, it just means that I do a great job at it because I love the work, not the silly cheapo incentives.

    --
    When information is power, privacy is freedom.
    1. Re:Fun is for suckers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right on! The only thing more useless than the free pop and nerf guns are the stock options they try to pass of to further reduce your paycheck.

  14. Why Don't You... by grantedparole · · Score: 1

    Hey, Why don't you quit your job and start your own company? Then you could bring in all the nerf guns you want.

    1. Re:Why Don't You... by trkball · · Score: 0

      Exactly.

      It sounds like he/she is the type of employee who, without a 'superior'/parent giving constant guidance, is worthless in the business world. Start a business of his/her own? I doubt it.

  15. I know where you can find a job. by INicheI · · Score: 0

    There is this excellent little site called freqmodu(non-paying job). But seriously if I were you, I would stay at the job you have now, and go around looking for sites to write for (getting no money, but since there is nothing to do at your gov job you can just update the site at work). Get your name out there and within a year or so you could work your way up, earning name recognition. I got a job at PSXN and they are still looking for people (that is if you like games), there are many more out there, but work you way up.

  16. Shouldn't this be in the humour section? by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


    "Best of all, we could bring our nerf toys in to work (and use them!). Four months later, the company went under. Several dot bomb jobs later, I work for my state government."

    Clearly the Nerf Toy simulator he was developing went unappreciated by the masses. I'm kind of surprised that State Government hired him though. They usually have pretty low standards. I would think he would be overqualified for a government job given that he has ambition, even if it is to find a job where he can play with Nerf Toys again. 8^}

    --
    Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  17. just do it. by bluelip · · Score: 1

    I work for the state. We have "stress breaks". An occasional rubber band zinging by, tossing a football for five minutes, a practical joke, a long lunch, a few quake rounds, a round based game such as civ:ctp, or just having everyone tell a joke. It makes the work much more enjoyable and when we're finished, we're refreshed and more productibe anyhow. Yes, we have nerf guns, but we decided they weren't too good for general play, but they worked great when everyone ganged up on a person that made a stupid remark or asked dumb question.

    --

    Yep, I never spell check.
    More incorrect spellings can be found he
    1. Re:just do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow... when I worked for the government (federal) someone got fired for posting to a discussion board about how little work he did, all on the governments tab. Wow, no tax payer really wants to hear about how many stress breaks you take, even if you are a very responcible worker, your post makes you sound like a bad one.

  18. Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Snowfox · · Score: 2
    I'm doing okay, but my girlfriend's having nothing but trouble.

    She's a fresh-out-of-school programmer, and she's been looking for C/C++/Java work here in Chicago. Three months of firing off resumes in every direction, and she hasn't gotten so much as a single interview.

    It seems like nobody is hiring programmers fresh out of school - or not in Chicago, at least!

    What's the experience been like for others who have just graduated? Is this something of a fluke, or something more to do with her gender than her experience? (I don't know if I want to believe that in this day and age...) Or does the surplus of available tech workers from the dot-com fallout mean trouble for entry-level programmers?

    1. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by KelsoLundeen · · Score: 1

      Hey, here's a tip: work for the state.

      Really.

      Forget this "fun" shit.

      Think instead "enjoyment."

      Where can I find an "enjoyable" job?

      Urge your girlfriend to check out tech jobs with Chicago/State of Illinois agencies. Really. She'll be *very* surprised. There are a lot of openings for enjoyable, high-tech jobs.

      Will they be firing fucking nerfguns?

      No, because that's a bunch of shit for losers who don't know what a job is and think they need to be entertained all day long by stupid shit like slinkys and nerfballs and other toys.

      But if your girlfriend is serious about working -- and wants a steady, reliable paycheck -- take a gander at state websites and job openings.

    2. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems strange. I've never been out of work since before I started my study... It seems to "find" me. Perhaps it's because I just do what I do regardless of whether I'm being paid or not and eventually somebody feels sorry for me and pays me anyway. Maybe your g/f could start hacking the linux kernel, eventually somebody will notice and give her a paid job.

    3. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by the_radix · · Score: 1

      I would completely agree that no place is hiring programmers straight out of school. I'm graduating in a year, and every single place that was hiring c/c++ programmers has said, "Sorry, we want someone with previous experience." Hm.



      I'm one of the top five coders at my university here, and my skills don't mean squat because I can't get hired and get some experience because I don't have any experience!




      bool experience=0 ;

      void look_for_job(void) {
      if (experience)
      experience+=1 ;
      }

      .
      .
      .

      while (!experience)
      look_for_job() ;


      --
      This .sig is either false or a paradox.
    4. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by mwadams · · Score: 1

      Just to give you an anecdotal insight into the jobs market as I see it from a hirers PoV... In the current economic climate, we've changed our model from hiring permies to commissioning entire projects from contractors. This helps us manage our budget more effectively, and doesn't leave us with the potential millstone of permanent staff should the whole worldwide healthcare industry go pear-shaped in the next 12 months. This decision makes it damned difficult for new people to break into the marketplace. However, we'd still consider a newbie if they could demonstrate competence to us, (and perhaps a willingness to be more erm...cost effective...than experienced personnel). For example - 3 months unemployed sounds like a fantastic opportunity to begin to build a portfolio of useful tools and applications - or hang out on the DevelopMentor Java mailing list (or wherever) and do some research, build your skills, get your name known by helping other, even more new-bies out. In fact, I hate CVs! They are uniformally lousy and uninformative. That said, the last project I kicked off went to a startup consultancy who happened to mail us a prospectus; a couple of meetings later, they'd got the job, and the guy doing the work is fresh from his Doctorate. So there is hope - but you've got to think laterally.

    5. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Kithraya · · Score: 1

      I don't know if this will help you or not, but things aren't any better for the Nashville, TN area job market. I've had a couple of offers, but many of my peers haven't been able to even get an interview. It's not that these people aren't any good at what they do, but evidently they're just not good enough.

      I'm nearing graduation. There was a "career fair" at my university recently. Far too many of the companies that were there said they weren't hiring right now, and most of those weren't even taking resumes. The rumor is that they were paid to set up a booth, but that's another story. The point is that a lot of companies just aren't hiring right now.

      Another reply to your message suggested looking for government work. I mostly agree. It'd be a good hold-over until something better opens up, at least.

    6. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. experience should be an int. Adding to a bool? Not cool. Top 5 coders in a school of 5, maybed.

    7. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Crackerman111 · · Score: 1

      I just graduated with a Comp. Sci. degree in May and had a very difficult time finding a job as well. I sent out a ton of resumes and interviewed for many positions until I finally got an offer (which I graciously accepted).

      Times are extremely tough for entry level developers. Everyone seems to want someone with at least 2-3 years of experience because they need that person to have a more immediate impact on their bottom line. Most companies don't want to take a risk on someone who is unproven and just can't afford to hire someone that will require a long training period. Hopefully the economy will begin to turn around, though. I wish your girlfriend luck!

    8. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      I have about 13 years experience and frankly, I'm quite good at what I do. It still took me four+ months to find the right job last year. This was due mostly to the fact that the people doing the interviewing were 'so junior' to me that they thought asking about a C language construct was a great way to determine if I was a good software engineer. (hint ... that tests if I am a good *PROGRAMMER*, not if I am a good software engineer. The fact that the people doing the interview don't know the difference is a strong indicator that they had no way to really evaluate my level of *Software Engineering* expertise.)

      Then there was the guy who showed me some variables and bit manipulation code with a printf. He asked me what the printf would print. He didn't like my answer because I told him the value of the variables, and apparently he wanted to make sure that after 13+ years of professional software engineering experience I know how printf works! Seriously. Apparently I wasn't anal retentive enough for him.

      Oh yeah ... and then there was the Phd ... at the same company no less (not that I will mention Envoy Networks in Billerica MA or anything) ... that tried to tell me that the C++ new operator has nothing to do with malloc() after he asked me about new's behaviour. You see, I explained to him that I usually avoid heap allocation at all costs as I am an embedded systems developer and dynamic memory allocation is evil in small footprint systems. He seriously tried to tell me new had nothing to do with that! Later in the interview he asked me if new calls malloc(). Having never needed to look closely I told him I suspected it would (even though he recently told me it had nothing to with malloc().) He then told me, as if he had some idea what he was talking about and he was 'one upsmanning' me ... it does! Interesting ... according to him it has nothing to do with malloc() ... [unless of course you count the fact that it calls it every time, right?] Well guess what. It doesn't say you have to in the standard so at best he could only talk about the implementations with which he was familiar. So as you can see, when colleges are graduating these kind of people with doctorates, seasoned professionals tend to avoid college grads because they have to start from scratch re-training them anyway!

      All my answers appeared wrong to them, because they had no idea what they were talking about!

      Of course when I tell this story to other people who don't understand what I am talking about (many if I bothered at all), they tell me how he must be right because he has a doctorate! Again ... patently untrue. Experience teaches, colleges corrupt ... at least when it comes to Software Engineering.

      Tell your girlfriend good luck and hang in there. It aint easy being green!

      Cheers!

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    9. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Quizme2000 · · Score: 1

      About a year and a half ago I moved from Memphis, TN to San Francisco. If you want a tech job, go to the tech centers of this country. If you're hiding out in TN or NB chance are you may find a job but it will be boring, if you're a real professional you will find a job in a real city. If you're willing to work your ass off, no games here but its great work, something you can be proud of.

      --
      "Get them before they get....
    10. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Welcome to the Fucking IT recession. If no one else has the balls to call it that let me be the bearer of bad news.

      There is no goddamned money and so there is precisious little new development happening. There's no venture capital and the there's little liquidity in the NASDAQ. This terrorist attack didn't help and fucking George Bush's decision to divert 20 - 40 BILLION DOLLARS from the private sector to the military sector is definitely going to fuck this hurting economy even further.

      My advice? Forget Java. Forget .NET. Forget any cool NEW technologies. New development is dead for 18 months. Concentrate on boring old maintenance. Like CGI/PERL/HTML. Like VB. Like Oracle or SQL Server. Like Customized embedded languages that need maintenance.

      Forget fun. Think starvation.

      Sorry if I seem a little on edge. I've been unemployed for 5 months.

      - ex EJB/Solaris developer

    11. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Skim123 · · Score: 2

      while (!codeSampleFixed) hired = false;
      // hint: using += on a bool?

      --

      I could not justify my existence if I were a turkey farmer. Would I terminate myself? Undoubtably, yes.

    12. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 2

      Man, I hate those kinds of interviews. Those guys weren't really asking you for answers... they were asking you to read their minds. There are so many different ways to do things, and people get so caught up in their own conception of how it should be done that they can't accept that someone else might have a different answer.

      --
      No relation to Happy Monkey
    13. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      Not to be paranoid, but is there some reason why *NONE* of my posts are being modded up anymore? (several days now, 10+ comments) I understand I sometimes post controversial things, and that I won't get modded up every time, but was my post really a 1 while yours was a 2 in this case? What do you think ScuzzMonkey?

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    14. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by suraklin · · Score: 1

      It seems here in the Chicago area finding a tech job is next to impossible. I have been looking for a network admin position (I've even stooped to sending resumes for Help Desk Positions) since March. I have gotten no interviews and three calls back telling me "oh, we just filled that position a week ago, sorry." I don't have a degree but I do have five years of job experience. I beleive there is a large surplus of unemployed tech workers in the area especially with companies like Motorolla and Lucent laying off so many people.

      About the only advice I would give your girlfriend is keep looking something will eventually come up. I find the Chicago Tribune has a ton of computer jobs listed. If your girlfriend has done any personal programming projects outside of school she may want to show those off to potential employers. Put up a webpage with links to the projects or send a demo disc if she sends paper resumes. Some employers get impressed when you show them you can actually code and do have the ability to finish a project.

      Good luck to your girlfriend, may she find a job quickly.

    15. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear you man. finished my bsc, started looking for work. no jobs, nada! What do I do? keep studying. Hell, I'm hitting into my phd now and still... tada... nada

    16. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by RevDobbs · · Score: 1

      Love the pseudo-code... now, why don't you put something together for real? Some share- or free-ware project, some OS software, anything. Show that you can work on a long-term, ongoing project that does something useful and produces results.

      <Miller>Not to go on a rant here, but I was fortunate enough to know (through my Fraternity) the past couple generations of students at my school... these guys were Real Geeks(tm): the Chem Eng guys brewed beer and, well, blew shit up. The Mech Eng guys were building potato guns, the Civil Engineers targets, and they both kept the 100-year-old house in excellent shape. If the house secretary needed to print out address labels, a CS student would write a program that pulled the info from a databse and automated the task for him.

      It seems that the newer batches of students are "geeks" because daddy bought them a 'puter and they play Quake all day; they start school with the gleam of dollar signs in their eyes and drop out after a semester or two. The ones that are left are so socially & physically inept that they aren't much use away from a computer. It is amazing how often I run into a young mechanical engineer that doesn't know what a 4-40 screw is... </Miller>

    17. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is you guys forget that college is an experience. Instead of just cruising thru to the end with just the course work experience, try something extra.
      Work on some innovative projects.
      I'd ask you girlfriend whether she is imaginative.
      I know 12yr olds who effieciently code in C/C++/Java. They know enough Basic comp Sci to pick up a language like C# over the weekend.
      Can your girlfriend do that?

      If she spent 4yrs studying Comp Sci she should be able to do more than merely code in Java/C/C++. She should be able to solve a problem!
      Personally If I see a person with a 3/4yr degree pouting that "I'm looking for C/C++/Java, XML e.t.c work" .
      I get the impression that they are not smart enough to pull off a decent algorithm.

    18. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by The+Bastard · · Score: 1
      I can't get hired and get some experience because I don't have any experience!

      Gee, you mean no one is falling down at your feet, offering you a $100K/year job on a silver platter? Welcome to the Real World (TM)!

      When I graduated over ten years ago, the country was in a recession (as it is now) and I had the same problem--as did virtually every other graduate. Heck, even people with years of experience were being laid off and working as night janitors, as the newstory on my wall reminded me (that I wasn't the only one).

      My advice is to do some volunteer development on the side. Find out which charities are in your area, and find out if they need any development done--even if it's Visual Basic and HTML. Get something under your belt that's quantifiable, real and you can use as a reference.

    19. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hi snowfox,

      i recently graduated this summer too. i finally found a job, as a database programmer, after four monthes of searching. i barely landed this job, as it was because i knew the wife of an executive in the company (!). i didn't have much formal DB experience coming into the job, but i was asked to bring in a sample of my work and created a small DB in C++ that seemed to impress my boss. i've done quite well with the new system, as it turns out: databases aren't too difficult.

      it seems to me like a lot of jobs out there right now are for database positions, so if your girlfriend can highlight or expand on that in her resume it might be a good idea. i feel like my job is right out of the past, in a way, and i'm very lucky to have it, but keep trying. it's all you can do, really.

    20. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due to the affirmative action crap, she'll be able to get hired even if she has no skills whatsoever. There are race/gender quotas to be filled in most big companies... look in the newspaper for ads specifically requesting minorities... they aren't looking for skill, they're looking to fill their quota. She can get a job there even if she has never seen a C compiler.

    21. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and, well, he has the +1 bonus.

    22. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by reverius · · Score: 1

      Check before you complain.

      ScuzzMonkey wasn't modded up... he posts at 2 (one above normal posters) because he has accumulated the necessary amount of karma (something around 25, I think).

      When you reach 25 karma, you'll be posting at 2 as well.

    23. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by asincero · · Score: 1

      > Networks in Billerica MA or anything) ... that
      > tried to tell me that the C++ new operator has
      > nothing to do with malloc() after he asked me
      > about new's behaviour.

      Actually, he's probably correct. The new operator calls operator new of the specific class you are trying to instantiate an object of. And for those in the audience who don't know, there is such a thing as the "new operator" and "operator new" in C++ and they are NOT the same thing. In the following piece of code, the new operator is being invoked:

      MyClass* o = new MyClass;

      What the new operator does is invoke MyClass::operator new() (operator new for MyClass) which does the actual work of doing the memory allocation and returning a pointer to it. Note that operator new does not have to allocate dynamic memory at all ... it can do something else such as allocate a buffer on disk for example and return a "smart" pointer to it rather than a regular "dumb" pointer.

      So the guy with the PhD was correct when he said that the new operator has nothing to do with malloc(). Its also reasonable to assume that the default operator new does not use malloc() to allocate the memory but instead invokes the sbrk() system call directly (on UNIX-like machines anyway) because calling free() on memory allocated with new leads to undefined behavior (likewise, calling delete on memory allocated with malloc() is also undefined).

      - Arcadio

    24. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Urban+Nightmare · · Score: 0

      I quit university just after 2 1/2 years. I just had to take a break for a semester or two. Any way I went out to the mountains and was all prepared to become a lifty at the local ski resort. Thats when the IS manager of the company found me and gave me my current job. Now I'm a Network admin/Programmer/hardware tech. It's a great job and no Nerf guns.

      The Nightmare continues...
      Urban Nightmare

    25. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man! You sure whine a lot.

    26. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      "Check before you complain."

      "ScuzzMonkey wasn't modded up... he posts at 2 (one above normal posters) because he has accumulated the necessary amount of karma (something around 25, I think)."

      "When you reach 25 karma, you'll be posting at 2 as well."


      I did not know this! I am one point away from 25, and so the plot thickens! (joke) BTW - I didn't claim to have 13 years of professional Slashdot expertise 8^} And I appreciate that you said when, not if! Cheer up, bud. It will be OK!

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    27. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and your momma dresses you funny.

    28. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      You make an interesting point. As I said I don't use dynamic memory allocation much in embedded systems because it's just really piss poor practice unless there is no other way. And I may have missed the order of words, but then again he may have reversed them in his mind, too. He didn't bother to get clarification or see if he heard me wrong. Still, his answer that new does call malloc() shows that he did not realize it was implementation dependant. In the case of vxWorks, which is what they were using, it does. In *NIX systems it may tend not to. The point is, yes is *NOT* the correct answer. My 'I never looked but if I had to guess' answer (in the context of vxWorks here folks) shows that I knew it was implementation dependant while he didn't. There is nothing more frustrating than having your correct answers shot down, and having the idiot 'explain the correct answers to you' and not just telling him what a complete fucking loser he is and walking out.

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    29. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and God spake:

      Yee shall remain among the unemployed until such time that yee has grasp of the simplest of programs.

      When the lamb doth come to know the datatypes and their roles, the world of Jr. Programmer will open up, at $35k/year. Nerf Guns not included.

      Thus, was the word of God.

      By the way, are you of the top 5 programmers in a pre-school? That would make sense...

      Either you or your education was defective.

    30. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by aleph · · Score: 1

      I graduated last semester here in Aus, and I was having a LOT of problems finding a job. Talking to a guy next to me at my graduation and it would quite common as well. I'll admit I'm at a disadvantage, I failed a few units in my final year, but still... Similar problems as others have described, everyone except the formal graduate programs were wanting experience. Or a very particular skillset (seriously, I've seen adverts kept up longer than it would have taken for a recent grad to pick up the extra skills on the job, it's just insane).

      Anyway, I lucked out, I got one response to my graduate program applications, got called out to Sydney for assesment centre and second interview (phone interview first), and finally found I got the job (although it doesn't start until next year *sigh*). Graduate positions this year have been tight though, word is that Ericsson halved the number of new graduates they took in from ~50 to ~25. Optus were only taking 15. These figures are nation-wide recruitment figures.

      One method a friend had success with was cold calling. Phoning up and not asking for a job, but asking if they'd mind showing you around the premises, then while you're there hand them your resume. This guy was going after a junior sysadmim position, he claimed about 70% of places he called were happy to show him around, and he got a job fairly quickly that way. He wasn't solely targetting computer/tech companies, and ended up working for a large jeweler from memory :)

    31. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Kithraya · · Score: 1

      I've heard a lot of things about the insane cost of living in that area. I'm not asking for specifics of your salary, but are you able to live comfortably? The handful of offers I've had from Nashville, in addition to being interesting work, also pay pretty well for the area. I'm not aiming to be the next Bill Gates or anything, but being able to live comfortably (without having to worry about if I can afford to buy real Coke, or if I have to get the off-brand stuff) is important.

    32. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At my company we have fun but make sure our work gets done. Getting hit with objects thrown across , having that rude comment come your way for the enjoyment of others or the usual Quake or UT game at the end of the day is an ordinary day. BUT... we put in our work, and some of us are usually at work after hours or weekends doing our work because it has to be done.

      To have fun you have to get your work done... and to do that... you have to have some pride in your work. I will say, after being contracted out to do govenment work... nothing going to a good job each day... it's 40-70 hours of your week, might as well enjoy it. You may have to take less to find happiness, but it's worth it.

    33. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother. Don't forget the government work. Some of the agencies in San Francisco even allow employees several "no show" days each year. That's in a addition to the generous sick leave and vacation that you are required to tell them about.

      I'm telling you, if you're dark skinned, you may as well go claim your prize.

    34. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Just to add something from another employer's point of view, CVs are not uniformly bad. However, a good 95% of the ones we see suck. All of the other 5% get interviews, and most of them wind up getting hired. If you want a job, learn to write a decent CV, and you've already got a headstart on most people.

      --
      If you disagree, post your argument. (-1, Overrated) isn't your personal censorship tool for views you don't like.
    35. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by F452 · · Score: 1

      Man does that sound needy. Why do you care about the moderation?

    36. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      "Man does that sound needy. Why do you care about the moderation?"

      Well first of all, I suspect what we have is a case of the fox and the grapes. I notice that you don't appear to *EVER* have been modded up. Secondly, I don't recall saying it was a big deal, but I do recall specifically asking ScuzzMonkey's opinion. You don't appear to be ScuzzMonkey.

      Beyond that, it is just a little game, and that's all. If I loose mod points it is about the same as if I loose a hand of friendly cards. I'm just starting to think someone might be cheating at our friendly little game ... that's all. If the points were that important to me I'd crack in and up it myself ... seriously.

      Cheers!

      Zero__Kelvin

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    37. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You work too much. Get a life.

    38. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by MrDolby · · Score: 1

      Maybe he didn't hire you because of your attitude?

    39. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      "Maybe he didn't hire you because of your attitude?"

      Oh, that's right ... I forgot ... he's a Phd so he must have a great attitude combined with an ability to instantly assess mine ... and besides, he must be 'right', right? If when I say that 80%+ of the people being paid to program, shouldn't be, that means I have a 'bad attitude', then bad attitude is what I have, and I'm proud of it too!

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
    40. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by F452 · · Score: 1

      No sour grapes here. I suspect that the reason I never get modded up is that I never make substantive comments.

    41. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Skapare · · Score: 2

      People with experience aren't finding it any better. Too much experience and you're too expensive. But mostly the problem is projects shelved or canceled, usually due to lack of funding because upper level management of 20 companies competing for one market each figured they could get between 25% to 40% of that market in a couple years. Yeah right! My next business model is selling MBA degrees on a roll about 4.5 inches wide.

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    42. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Skapare · · Score: 2

      Reminds me of a friend who told me the story about two Ph.D candidates in EE (the friend was working on his masters in that department) with their disserations just about done, trying to connect up a circuit in a small device they were working on. They had a very hot soldering iron working, but they couldn't figure out why the wires weren't melting. Seems the only meaning they had ever leared for the term "solder" was that was the name of the hot iron to melt the wires together with. I sure would have loved to see what their disserations were about ... I always like good humor.

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    43. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by BeerSlurpy · · Score: 1

      Actually that is only illegal in strongly typed languages such as java. That was perfectly legal C++.

      Actually, if you read the JVM design specs at sun, you will see that booleans are really just bytes. The other 7 bits are ignored. Restrictions on what you can do to a boolean are enforced at compile time.

      Actually, to be perfectly good code, experience would have been a call to function getExperience() instead of being a reference to a variable. This would allow for you to override it later and lie about how much experience you have. The code would be cleaner and you would probably get hired faster. Dont forget that most of the H1Bs are lying about their experience as well.

    44. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fresh out of school, I got hired by a video game company. I gradutated one day, and was working two days later!

      The fun tech jobs are the ones you like doing, and the ones that have good people to work with. Games are great because the project will last any time between a year or two, and then you get to do something different.

      Best of all, you don't have to fill out all the paperwork related to ISO-900x or CMM.

      Oh yeah, and I have an XBox on my desk.

    45. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by susano_otter · · Score: 2

      When I graduated over ten years ago, the country was in a recession (as it is now). . .

      The answers of The Forum are ephemeral, but the wisdom is timeless: Would you even know the country was in a recession if your TV didn't tell you so?

      The "dot.com bubble" burst, as predicted, and rightly so. Lots of layoffs in a limited subset of industries and careers. So what? I live in Silicon Valley, where new building construction has been on the rise for the past ten years - and shows every sign of accelerating. Guess the guys in hardhats don't feel like they're in a recession. Guess they feel like the times are better than ever before.

      This "recession" is just a jedi mind-trick to get you to accelerate your annual spending increase.

      That's right - businesses are concerned because your spending went up since last year - but it didn't go up as much as it did the year before. Learn from Jabba the Hutt. Don't fall for their little handwaving tricks.

      --

      Any sufficiently well-organized community is indistinguishable from Government.

    46. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      My sympathies go out to your girlfriend. I had the same problem when I graduated.

      The fact remains however that with new graduates you have to spend much more time training them and they are likely to leave to go work for the competition within 3 years time.

      Also, some companies don't have the infrastructure in place to train their own. Personally, I think it's a bad move, however, it is a reality. I've been pushing for a development model which focused on giving young enthusiastic new grads positions and beefing up our training capacity to handle it. It was met with enthusiasm with upper management, however, that's about as far as it went.

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      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    47. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      The interviewer would do well to remember that an interview is a two way street. While you are assessing the viability of the candidate, the candidate is assessing whether or not they would want to work with/for you in the first place.

      How many of you have been grilled thoroughly in an interview, then been accepted only to turn the job down because the interview had rubbed you the wrong way? I know I have.

      "Heck if I want to work for these jerks", I thought as I pulled my Yugo our of the AnyCorp parking lot following the interview.

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    48. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      I doubt most EE's ever end up soldering anything or even touch a breadboard for that matter after graduating college. It's not that surprising. Design work is done with programs like spice and the like. Technical school graduates would most likely handle the actual nuts and bolts of creating a physical prototype.

      I'm a programmer, should I know how to assemble a PC? Configure a kernel? Now days, with our 4GL languages, we're so many abstractions away from the metal that it doesn't really make sense to know all of this.

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    49. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Ground0 · · Score: 1

      The companies that are making money will always need programmers. Here in Chicago its the financial sector. Have her try the exchanges and financial companies like Hull Traders, CBOT, CBOTCC, CME and CBOE. There is a lot of work to be done there and they are mostly unaffected by the economy. Remember there are more tech jobs in Chicago than anywhere else right now. Tech job study

    50. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by marauder · · Score: 1

      Care to share some of your suggestions then?

    51. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, about that girlfriend - can you post a jpg or something ?

    52. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by humblecoder · · Score: 1
      Seems the only meaning they had ever leared for the term "solder" was that was the name of the hot iron to melt the wires together with. I sure would have loved to see what their disserations were about ... I always like good humor.

      I was an EE major in college, and I never had to touch a soldering iron during my 4 undergraduate years. All of our projects were either done using a breadboard, a wirewrap board, or using a computer simulator.

    53. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by ScuzzMonkey · · Score: 2

      Sorry for the delayed answer. I see that several other posters have already explained scoring issue, and I don't have anything further to add, but I didn't want you to think I was ignoring you--it might increase your paranoia!

      --
      No relation to Happy Monkey
    54. Re:Are there any tech jobs left - period! by CoderDevo · · Score: 1

      My guess is that it is partially due to Slashdot readership being down since 9.11.

      Mind you, I don't actually know that readership is down. I just know that I have been reading Slashdot about 90% less than pre-9.11. I spend more time now on CNN, NYT & Google.

  19. Education by robbyjo · · Score: 1

    To me, I have fun in teaching students about programming. Teasing them with tricky questions and see their faces as you unravel the answers. It's really funny, you can see jaw drops from some and you can feel superior too. :-)

    Or, you can apply for webmasters/admin in campuses. Consulting befuddled students and meanwhile having some nostalgia on how you did the same when you were at their age. :-)

    You can expect that working in educational setting is stable, without being worried to get fired. That's only if you have Master's/Ph.D's degree. The salary is a bit lower, but if you want a stable life, this is definitely worth a try.

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    Error 500: Internal sig error
    1. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "To me, I have fun in teaching students about programming. Teasing them with tricky questions and see their faces as you unravel the answers. It's really funny,you can see jaw drops from some and you can feel superior too. :-) "

      Obviously you aren't that intellegent because you are feeling superior to students who are LEARNING the subject. Please find another career and save the world from spreading your idiocy through the students.

    2. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither am I "intelligent".

    3. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for one of the largest art foundations in the world, privately funded (a massive trust) and I enjoy my job immensely. I suppose I am a tech worker, but moreover I provide solutions that impact directly the mission of our organization, namely providing public and scholarly access to massive collections of content that otherwise would be only seen by the academic elite.

      This to me is fun! Of course, I also get paid like royalty for in the non-profit sector senior technologists are difficult to find (since most of the NPOs are poor I suppose!)... I now have a job for life after fleeing the Internet sector with little but my resume intact, so the moral of the story is that you should all find a wealthy benefactor which actually NEEDS your skills and can actually provide value to the world with the projects only you can deliver.

      Cheers :)

    4. Re:Education by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, as soon as I felt the chill after the dot-com boom, I left my dot-com company and went back to school. Now, I'm laboring on my PhD (and having FUN), while my former colleagues get laid off and write frustrated or downright depressed emails.
      Why did they think that the dot-com craze lasted forever?
      For me it was just a hit-and-run. Go back to school, guys, and wait until the weather gets warmer again! That's what I say.

  20. well i am having a fun job by john_uy · · Score: 1

    well i am having a fun job working. well i don't really call it work since i treat it like playing. i am a systems administrator for a school and although the pay is not high compared to the US tech job pay, i do have a very fun time meeting with other people and doing things and see them accomplished and be appreciated by other people.

    we get to play with expensive equipment (good thing this is a university and we are in spend mode all the time.)

    but the main thing is when you do things, you do it great. your output should be dependent on the input (salary). bring out the best and people will see it. you'll not worry about finding other jobs.

    for our past times, we play counterstrike with all the other employees in work. we even have regular tournaments. that is fun. we also do have parties, excursions, etc. mingle with other people. humans are social creatures and do not stare all day in front of the monitor. :-(

    for projects, well if you see things that can be done better, why not. from web sites, workstation management, hardware management, etc. you do it good.

    i hope that everyone will have a happy time in their jobs and they will have stable work.

    johnlaw

    "Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."

    --
    Live your life each day as if it was your last.
  21. One cmpany seems to have survived... by Snootch · · Score: 1

    ...and done very well indeed - Google!

    Take a look this - doesn't sound like they've been hit too bad by this downturn...boy I'd love to work there! :^)

    I hear they use massive Linux clusters, too, which I'd love to get my mitts on.

    1. Re:One cmpany seems to have survived... by Theanswriz42 · · Score: 1

      That most deffinately would be a fun working atmosphere and there I bet there is pretty good job security with google.com

      --
      Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
    2. Re:One cmpany seems to have survived... by Theanswriz42 · · Score: 1

      even though i seem to have a typing deficiency

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      Never trust an operating system you don't have sources for.
    3. Re:One cmpany seems to have survived... by Snootch · · Score: 1

      even though i seem to have a typing deficiency

      Well, if you look at the title of the original comment, you'll see that I'm not so hot with my keyboard either :-)

      Oh, well, a compiler is one of the world's least forgiving spell-checkers :-)

    4. Re:One cmpany seems to have survived... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I hear they use massive Linux clusters, too, which I'd love to get my mitts on.

      yes, they do... I used to do a lot of work in a datacenter for a customer whose cage was right next to google.com's. they had about 20 racks of 80 each (40 on each side of the rack) of these - and that was just in that one datacenter. not sure how they used them, but they looked cool.

  22. What a dumb question by GoofyBoy · · Score: 4, Insightful


    "Are there any more Fun jobs?!??!!"

    Yes, there are. For years people have been loving their jobs because they enjoy what they are paid for. Not for playing around in a sandbox like you are in Grade 1.

    And its not only tech people who enjoy their job. Its doctors (excitement/feel like they are helping people), ministers/counsolers (spiritual fullfillment) and even fishermen (enjoy the surroundings/hard-work enjoyment).

    I think this guy needs an attiude change/reality-check.

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    The surprise isn't how often we make bad choices; the surprise is how seldom they defeat us.
    1. Re:What a dumb question by flynt · · Score: 1

      thank you, these are the words i was searching for. there's more to life than acting like a child. there are plenty of jobs out there i'd be incredibly enthused to have, and after i graduate i plan on getting one of them. and no, they don't involve flirting with males by shooting them with fake guns.

    2. Re:What a dumb question by gimpboy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      if you happen to work with er0ck i would suggest using a real gun. noone here would blame you.

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      -- john
    3. Re:What a dumb question by DavidChapLoeb · · Score: 1

      I have to say I think people are being a little bit harsh on the poster. I've been a contractor for 5 years, and I've worked in various companies, fun and not fun. In my experience, fun in the work environment doesn't detract from success (as long as serious work happens also). It's a reasonable question, I think.

      Fun work environments are often coupled with longer working hours. This combination works for some people. Others prefer more staid environments where they can walk out at 5 PM.

    4. Re:What a dumb question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      I think the poster deserves harshness. It might wake the poor bloke up. Our company is currently saddled with a group of programmers who think the job should be fun. They constantly whine about when will the stock options be worth something while they spend most of the day shooting pool and playing pinball. The VP of Engineering finally got fed-up with one group (18 months = kludgy coredumping mess) and gave the project to another group. In eight weeks, the non-whiny crew managed to turn out a rock-solid chunk of code that had all the basic functionality.

      I'm personally fed up with these losers who want the company to entertain them 24x7 and pay for their lunches to boot. A previous poster hit it spot on. You should enjoy your job -- fun, however, is not a requirement.

      I want to come into the office sometime in the morning, get some work done, then leave around 8 or 9 hours later. I don't want to spend 2 hours playing foosball so that I can stay at work until midnight.

      And don't give me that "recharging the batteries" routine. Yes, there are definitly times that you need to step back from a problem and clear your head. A walk around the building should do the trick. Don't interrupt 3 other productive folks so you can "recharge your batteries".

      Flame off.

    5. Re:What a dumb question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think like DavidChapLoeb says, sometimes this works for some people. However, too many people take advantage of this and think this is the way work should be. They spend too much time worrying about how to get back at a co-worked with their nerf gun. If employees are meeting or exceeding expectations then this kind of behavior is fine by me. However if this detracts from their work then the employees need to grow up or look for another job.

  23. My job's pretty good by PacketMaster · · Score: 2

    I'd have to say that I have a pretty fun job. I'm the network administrator at a small but growing publishing company in Akron, OH. Fortunately when I graduated 2 years ago, I didn't succumb to the temptations of a .com. My company isn't quite as relaxed about things as a .com was, but we have gym facilities, a lake with tables and umbrellas, a softball team, our fair share of little toys in our cubes, lots of company outings that are actually fun, flextime, etc.. I mean, a job isn't supposed to be fun 24-7. There's stress and some not-so-fun things, but for the most part I really enjoy my job.

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    Some people take their .sig way too seriously

  24. Depends... by PollMastah · · Score: 1

    ... on what you mean by "fun".

    I'm working at a consulting company and we have to work with a very large codebase with mixed new and old code of varying degrees of quality. And it's often a pain to add new things or optimize old things because a lot of cruft has built up over the years. Nevertheless, it's fun to be, in that it's challenging and gratifying when you know that what you did makes the code cleaner, better, and faster.

    There are also times when it's just plain annoying, when you're faced with a virtual tower of cards of badly-written but working code. You wish you could rewrite it to make it better, but you're also afraid everything might just start tumbling down. And it's very frustrating to know that you could fix it, but unable to do it because of time constraints or fear of breaking everything (due to other code relying on buggy behaviour).

    Nevertheless, I consider my job quite fun. I think most of it comes from the fact that I work with a very inspiring person who also shares my ideals of what is good code, etc.. And even when we know we don't want to touch that piece of ugly code, although we'd love to "fix" it, we can share the wish that had we the chance, we'd do it better. We can talk about what design methods would've been better, and how perhaps we can work towards that in the future, etc.. And I think it's this personal connection that makes the difference -- the job itself can be quite a bore at times, but when you know someone else is with you on it, it makes a world of difference.

    Just my $0.02.

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    Poll Mastah

    1. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To improve the maintainability of the codebase consider gradual refactorisation in combination with the addition of unit tests for each feature you add or change.

      Over time you will evolve a better system.

    2. Re:Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your job sounds nightmarish. I think you may have my old job. Mucking around with crap code written by overconfident buffoons who read only the first 20 pages of Teach Yourself C++ in 10 Minutes is never, never, fun. I've been there. There are constitutional amendments that prevent us from subjecting criminals to such torture.

      In addition to the pure unadulterated misery of the sort of job you describe, the only people who work in such environments are people who have absolutely no belief whatsoever in themselves or who are spending every waking moment plotting and acting to find something better. That's what I did and though my position today may be a bit shaky, I'd rather have my genitals wired to a car battery for pay than return to the situation you describe. You need therapy if you think that job is fun and not a complete and utter insult to you as a human being as well as a complete and utter insult to the abstract concept of humanity. Have fun.

  25. Nerf Toys? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is that most people can't handle having nerf toys at the office. With this type of atmosphere, the type where you CAN bring nerf toys into work, most people are not productive. This could be because of their maturity level or because they really do not like what they do and should consider changing careers. Have you noticed that almost all of the companies you have heard of that had this type of atmosphere has gone under? It's the people that are the problem, please grow up or I will not hire you.

  26. at a college by Emby_Pete · · Score: 1

    I teach computer science at one of the colleges here in Missouri. Playing on servers all day and getting paid for it... talk about fun!

  27. I'm lucky by 11thangel · · Score: 2

    Being a student at this point, I don't have any absolute need for income. I work with my own company out of my friend's basement. We manage enough income to pay for the power bills. Our current goal is to learn as much as possible about both computers and electronics as well as business that we can have a workable product out the door by the time we finish college. The best part is that by the time we actually expect income off of this we will have made many connections inside the business world and gained enough experience that we will have a better chance of success. Hopefull y the economy will be a bit better in 4 years when we get out of school.

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    I am !amused.
  28. Tolerance by effer · · Score: 1

    My job's devolved to routine support on the "tough cases" (ie, those which either involve assholes or require my knowledge of the 500+ person tech infrastructure). I resolved to not work for my boss but to simply punch the clock and pursue those elements of the job that give me personal satisfaction. I will work strongly for my department as I have respect for our Director that extends beyond the prerequisite respect that profesionalism dictates.
    Still, it sucks sometimes and the "high" is gone.
    I'm no longer loving and eager to go to work. For the first time in my life (I'm 37) I look forward to the end of the day most of the time.

  29. my apologies by john_uy · · Score: 1

    i forgot to place not in the 3rd paragraph. it should have read:
    your output should not be dependent on the input (salary).

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    Live your life each day as if it was your last.
  30. Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by angry_clown_penis · · Score: 0

    I work for the Federal Government and like the majority of /.ers I am dedicated to open source. The particular division of the Army that I contract for runs nothing but NT boxes. So I promptly created a few apps using PERL on top of Linux that, to the commanding general's folks, appear like fire to cavemen. The trick was to code them at home on a DHCP enabled laptop, tell the General's right hand men that you have something that they MUST see, bring it in,plug it into the network, demo it and voila! Just like that I got my job description rewritten and a ** LINUX ** box set up amongst the sea of NT boxes.

    Man oh man, the way the blood drained out of the M$ lovin' PMs face when he was told to put up a Linux box was priceless!

    They are really gonna positively sh*t when I demo slash as an internal news mechanism!

    So YES! If you are in a government job and you want to have some fun with your M$ friends, let me know, I'll give you a couple of the apps I developed for the Army.

    1. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      like the majority of /.ers I am dedicated to open source

      they're so dedicated that 80% of page views are internet explorer here. get a clue. not everyone here believes ESR/RMS propoganda.

    2. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      I guess they didn't know that PERL works under Windows to.

    3. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by angry_clown_penis · · Score: 0

      They do but they are dedicated to ASP. That was my argument to them, "Don't fear PERL, it works under Windows too!"

    4. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by angry_clown_penis · · Score: 0

      My point to the General's folks was that as a programmer I provide services not platforms.

    5. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by angry_clown_penis · · Score: 0

      Spoken like a true M$ anonymous coward.
      Unless you have access to /.'s server logs it's obvious that your opinion is worthless.

    6. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by WildBeast · · Score: 1

      yes, I use ASP to and their's a lot of stuff you can do in PERL that you can't do in ASP. If they find PERL a little too complicated they should try Python, it's really easy and fun.

    7. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by termite666 · · Score: 1

      Recently I spoke to one of the high ups at where I work (A former Army base)Seems they wanted to spend thousand of dollars for a E-mail server ,Dns .I then passsed around my laptop told them what Open Source could do for them .
      I was greated with the M$ party line except for the head of Telecommunications .Who at the time was brand new and has decided that this is the way to go.
      There are still a sea of NT boxes in my work place,but I dont think there are going that many upgrade to Windoze 2000 server !!!
      My 2 cents worth

    8. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perl and ASP are not mutually exclusive. (www.activestate.com) Keep that fact to yourself, and you'll get along with perl just fine (or, it worked for me).

    9. Re:Govt work can be fun....fun of embarassing M$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard various quotes about MSIE browsers dominating slashdot, and how many an AC sees this as hypocrisy.

      Its not. Like so many others, I do run Windows on my desktop, but my servers are pure unix.

  31. Make it fun. by SnickleFritz · · Score: 1

    I work for state gov. also. If you have any skills, you should be able to sell fun projects there with no problem. Our state is having big budget problems. It's our perfect opportunity to get Linux, PHP, and new ideas to be heard, and seriously considered. Budget problems have given us unbelievable opportunities. Guess what, it makes the job fun.

    Don't go through your career thinking that someone is going to make it fun for you. Nerf toy time might be fun, but you will have to make the time up.

    Here is a bright idea, try and start your own company. See how much toy time you get. Keep it in perspective.

  32. fun is overrated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is fun anyway? I've worked jobs where the work sucked, the boss sucked, the office sucked, but I really enjoyed all my coworkers and we all had a great time bitching about how much the place sucked. Was that a fun job? I worked at a videogame magazine where we got to play videogames all day, talk about videogames all day, and write about videogames all day -- when we weren't being sucked up to and given toys by PR people. All I ever felt was stress about the job, my stupid coworkers, etc. Was that job fun?

    The point is, it isn't the JOB that's fun or not, it's whether or not you enjoy working there.

  33. No, they're all gone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    I really fucking hate working in the tech industry ... I used to love it, but now I want out more than anything. The problem is, what else can I do? It's hard to walk away from the money, and I really don't have any other applicable skils. But I'd walk away from this shit in a minute if I could. I often think we need an IT union - yes, there are pros and cons but something needs to be done about these insane hours. There was a time when I enjoyed toying around with computers as a hobby, now I get home and think "fuck this." I'm really burnt out, I can't be the only one.

    1. Re:No, they're all gone by mindstrm · · Score: 2

      Why are you burnt out? Why do you dislike your work? Is it because of the current job, or because you feel that your career is at a dead end?

      An IT union... absolutely not. Are you mistreated in some way? Is the company screwing you over? why do you need a union?

      Insane hours? Who is setting your hours? You know, most state laws have rules regarding working hours....

  34. No Older kids in Diapers at Disneyland by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think that this is so unfair, we have the RIGHT to go to Disneyland and keep our six year old son in just diapers (it makes it so much easier, don't have to wait in line for the bathroom, and plus the rides can scare him and he would pee without even knowing)

    Disney employees told us that he would have to wear pants over his diaper, but we saw several four year old girls still in diapers that they didn't care about. Some of the meven had pacifiers, but they were at least four years old.

  35. The darndest places are fun by M.+Silver · · Score: 2

    I ended up working at a bank. Yeah, you'd think it'd be the ultimate suitplace, and I'm not even really sure why I went in for the interview, other than the qualifications were exactly me.

    It was one of those fun group interviews, and it started sounding like a fun place to work, but the clincher was when it came time for the other managers to ask me their questions, and the programming manager's question was "Rubber bands: office supply, or weapon?"

    I got the job when my answer was "Office supply. I have *Nerf*."

    The rest of the bank viewed the MIS department with tolerant amusement, but they weren't quite as stuffy as you'd expect either. (Each department had goofy "Camp" signs. Computer Operations was Camp Kickalottapeopleoff or some such, Foreclosures was Camp Usendadamoneyukeepadahouse, things like that.) They're still in business, though I quit to become a SAHM, after corrupting all their RPG programmers by teaching them Perl.

    My husband, on t'other hand, works for A Really Big Airplane Manufacturer Who's Laying A Lot Of People Off Next Year, and it's definitely big-company mentality, even in the various IT departments. You can still be a nonconformist, though; I just bought him some Frigits, which he's using on the metal cube-dividing cabinets, and he came home and reported that he's now "famous."

    --

    Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    1. Re:The darndest places are fun by alienmole · · Score: 1
      A Really Big Airplane Manufacturer Who's Laying A Lot Of People Off Next Year

      Would that be A Really Big Airplane Manufacturer, Based in Seattle But Apparently Moving to Chicago, Who's Laying A Lot Of People Off Next Year??

    2. Re:The darndest places are fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't sound fun, it sounds fucking gay.

      Let me guess: You are a 300lb pig that dresses in black, has a mustache. You met your husband at a comic convention. You hang out with other fat geeks and go to lame S&M parties. You go out in public and talk loudly about being a "bi-identified switch" in a polyamourous relationship.

      FUCK OFF.

    3. Re:The darndest places are fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck is big secret about Boeing? Fucking retards.

    4. Re:The darndest places are fun by alienmole · · Score: 1

      Hey, with a bit of work, you might actually get the point!

    5. Re:The darndest places are fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no point. Your blathering is just another example of retarded slashdot shit.

    6. Re:The darndest places are fun by M.+Silver · · Score: 2



      Ehhhh, COULD be...

      &lt/bugs>

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      Slashdot's token middle-aged housewife
    7. Re:The darndest places are fun by vanguard · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you found a good job. I wonder why so many jerks were attracted to your post? That's one of the downsides of /.

      --
      That which does not kill me only makes me whinier
    8. Re:The darndest places are fun by alienmole · · Score: 1

      I love you too, AC!

    9. Re:The darndest places are fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's the same people that don't want to hire the other guys gf in some thread above

    10. Re:The darndest places are fun by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      I too work for a bank. One of the largest. It's not as stuffy as you might think. I wear jeans to work and shorts on Fridays. Having established a well known rigid work ethic, my hours are now quite flexible. Sure, running Linux is illegal and there are groups of people who will never think out of the box. That's ok, I've adapted. I run Linux anyhow. Everyone knows it, from the Chief Network Security Officer up to the CTO. They look the other way and there are countless good open minded engineers out there that more than compensate for the people who are more intent on creating a papertrail than creating a solution. Overall, we've managed to create a large pocket of freedom within the corporate environment. We get results, and it is likely to stay that way for a long time to come.

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      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

  36. addendum by effer · · Score: 1

    I brought in my mighty Nerf gattling gun one friday and had security on my sorry ass as the mother sounds like a machine gun! Anyone have a silencer for these?

  37. Even the funnest tech jobs are no fun any more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I worked for one of the "crown jewel" internet companies (five letters, starts with "Y").

    When I started there years ago, it was fun, it was exciting, the people were smart, the management was actually smarter, and life was great.

    Then the crash, lots of management bailed, the clue quotient dropped, and the fun atmosphere became more and more sterile (in the name of "professionalism"). Of course, that meant that all the smart talent who could find a job elsewhere or who didn't need a job (because they did really well on options from the beginning) all started bailing out, which of course reduced the clue quotient further, making it even less attractive for "those with clue" who remained. Basically, it became a nice predictable cascade-failure where the clueful people all leave faster and faster.

    The answer is, near as I can tell: No. There are no fun tech jobs any more, not really. You may find a job where the job ITSELF is fun (some unique challenge, an itch you're scratching), but the days of a fun work environment are over.

    1. Re:Even the funnest tech jobs are no fun any more by mimbleton · · Score: 1

      Dude, since you are not doing well then it is obvious your previous management was not "actually smart" and despite the fact that it was "fun" to work there you were NOT following valid business plan.

  38. Tough call... by KC7GR · · Score: 1

    Very tough indeed. I disagree with the implication from other posters that the fact that you could bring nerf toys in (and use them, yes) was the cause of the company's downfall. No job should be "sterile" per se... it's critical that there -always- be room for some small amount of humor or fun.

    Anyway... I'm kind of in the same situation, if a little more stable with my current employer. By hobby, training, and natural interests, I'm a hardware hack. Always have been, always will be. I'm far more comfortable with a soldering iron in one hand and an oscilloscope probe in the other than I'll ever be with a keyboard and display in front of me.

    My problem is that all the "interesting" (to me, anyway) jobs in engineering, specifically avionics, require a four-year degree. So, I spend my days as a (somewhat) frustrated engineering tech masquerading as a Unix SysAdmin, and going to school at night towards my degree. Before that, I was a PC support guy. Before that, I was in datacomm and networking. Do we see a pattern here?

    The bottom line, I think, is that you need to know for sure what you're interested in, and then work towards it in any way you can. Sometimes, it can take years before you know, beyond any shadow of doubt, what you want to be doing. Heck, I didn't realize I really wanted engineering until I turned 37!

    My favorite projects involve avionic systems modification/refit. This is the process of taking older hardware, seeing what it does, and updating it to make it better or more efficient. My biggest fear is that there may not be too many positions left doing this by the time I graduate (about 2005 or so at the current rate, earlier if I can push myself).

    But you know what? I'm going to do it anyway, no matter WHAT the industry does! Never, EVER believe you're "over the hill" to do what you really want in life!! That's a great way to lock yourself into a tailspin.

    The bottom line? Don't worry so much about whether a job is "fun." Find an occupation YOU think is fun, and push for it with everything you've got.

    Oh... almost forgot. Get your ham radio license, too. That's always fun. ;-)

    Good hunting.

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    Bruce Lane, KC7GR,

    Blue Feather Technologies

  39. It's up to you. by Kingpin · · Score: 1

    You have several options.

    - Make the job a way for you to get experiences,
    ie. don't be afraid to travel abroad etc.

    - Make yourself invaluable, it's hard work, but
    once there, any company will go great lengths
    and listen to you if you're bored.

    - Start your own. There's lots of money in making
    internet software for small companies. When you
    work for yourself, things are much more fun as
    YOU make the decisions, ie. technology etc. and
    you take on the challenges, and not just hide
    out as an anonymous mouse at BigCompany (tm).

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    Unable to read configuration file '/bigassraid/htdig//conf/14229.conf'
    Geocrawler error message.
  40. Embedded Systems Programming by the+coose · · Score: 1

    I program video conferencing set top boxes conforming to ITU H.324, H.323, and H.320 standards. We developed our own OS; the whole binary image fits in under 1 Meg of memory (Flash). Now I know most of the Slashdot readers are IT types and if you go this route, it's highly probable that you'll end up in a government or Fortune 500 job where you maintain "the net". But if you want a fun job, I suggest getting one where you not only develop the software but also the hardware - where everything is done from the ground up. I promise you - you'll never be bored.

    1. Re:Embedded Systems Programming by cadfael · · Score: 1
      Likewise, I am an embedded systems programmer that works on hardware (the line between software and hardware has been blurred for me forever...you can't have one without the other). It is rewarding, fun, and challenging. I don't want to play with Nerf guns, I want to be challenged. I wouldn't mind being challenged for a bit more money, but its not bad.


      Most of the folks loosing out on the dot bomb that we just went through are the people who I wouldn't hire anyways.


      End rant....

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      -- The Hollow Man
      Non illegitimati carborundum
    2. Re:Embedded Systems Programming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if you can do embedded, you're so hard core, it would take a nuclear war to seriously affect your employment prospects.

      I've been trying to break into the embedded market for 2 years now. I think I can cut it, but it's a matter of getting that 1-2 years commercial experience on VxWorks, etc. that they all demand. How did you convince whoever hired you that you did have experience in those things?

    3. Re:Embedded Systems Programming by cadfael · · Score: 1
      We actually panned VxWorks for our latest project and went Linux embedded, but that is another story....

      I didn't have to convince them of anything. I have an MSc in comp sci, with a hardware background and admin experience. I didn't even have to go to the interview, they just hired me outright on my vague interest. I figured out early what I liked (hardware and the software that manages it), worked hard (MSc's are NOT easy), and made sure I had complementary skills (admin stuff, both machine and human, SQL background, UNIX and Windows management experience, etc). Finding a job was not hard at all. I still get offers a couple of times a month from people, even though I have been working full time since part way through my MSc studies. Yeah, I am a keener, but I am an EMPLOYED keener...

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      -- The Hollow Man
      Non illegitimati carborundum
  41. Fun? by James+Foster · · Score: 1

    If you can't find a job that you find fun in your industry... (technology in this case) perhaps you're in the wrong industry?

  42. Lots of light? by Tet · · Score: 2
    Our office was a refurbished factory, with lots of light


    Nope, I just don't get it. Lots of light and a technical job are two terms that just don't mix. Lots of light means reflections on your screen, which leads to increased headaches. Any real techie lives in a darkened room/area. I'm having a constant running battle with others in our office to have the lights kept off at my end of the room.

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    "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
    1. Re:Lots of light? by DavidChapLoeb · · Score: 1

      Mileage varies on this one. I like to work in a room with plenty of natural light, with my screens pointed so that they don't get hit by it. (Typically, this means that the monitors are under or next to the windows).

      It works for me. If I work too long in a room without natural light, I get depressed and maudlin, and I start writing uncommented spaghetti code.

    2. Re:Lots of light? by AugstWest · · Score: 2

      I like to work in a darkened (not dark) room as well. Out of the 8 flourescent bulbs in my office, 7 are unscrewed.

      I'm just staring at a monitor all day, and it creates its own light. There's lots of natural light in th offiec already.

      It amusing, our whole office is on a single light switch. If engineering gets in first, they work without the lights on until a salesperson or executive gets there and turns on all the lights.

    3. Re:Lots of light? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Lots of light means reflections on your screen, which leads to increased headaches. Any real techie lives in a darkened room/area.

      Any "real techie" has a decent monitor with anti-glare coating...and positions it appropriately to reduce reflections.

      A dark room puts me to sleep. More light! Bigger windows! Having to work in a windowless area was a top reason why I left one job about two years ago.

      --
      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    4. Re:Lots of light? by maetenloch · · Score: 1

      I must not be a real techie then, as I prefer to have lots of light in my office. When I'm not coding, I'm usually reading and editing printed documents, and here low light does not cut it. I find that being in a dim environment not only strains my eyes, but makes me feel a little sleepy and isolated from the outside.

      Since I have no windows in my office, I recently added full-spectrum fluorescent lights so I can have a 'skylight' effect, and my office now feels much more open and friendly. Also I haven't noticed any glare problems. Some other guys in the group like to code almost in the dark, and apparently it seems to work for them.

    5. Re:Lots of light? by Tet · · Score: 2
      Any "real techie" has a decent monitor with anti-glare coating...and positions it appropriately to reduce reflections.


      Even the best monitors suffer from glare in brightly lit rooms, coating or not. Plus, depending on the location of your desk, it's often not possible to position your monitor to avoid reflections.

      --
      "The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike." -- Delos B. McKown
    6. Re:Lots of light? by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Mr. Slippery Wrote "Any "real techie" has a decent monitor with anti-glare coating...and positions it appropriately to reduce reflections."

      Thats if your office has a budget to spring for that nice 21" monitor that everyone needs, or allows you to bring in your own hardware. In places where that doesn't happen You are at the mercy of whatever was cheapest the day they put in thier order for monitors. (Although i do have to say, now that we have bitched enough these 19"@85Hz monitors are *MUCH* better than them old 17"@60Hz)

      --
      Do you Gentoo!?
    7. Re:Lots of light? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      (Although i do have to say, now that we have bitched enough these 19"@85Hz monitors are *MUCH* better than them old 17"@60Hz)

      It wasn't that long ago that 17" was luxurious...I still find it perfectly adequate. (Not that I'd turn down a 20"...I've swagged a couple of huge old 20" HP monitors and just ordered the VGA to BNC cables I'll need to hook them up.)

      60 Hz, though - that would drive me to throw the damn thing out the window inside of an hour. I can't stand the flicker, it makes me feel ill. I'll trade resolution or color depth to get a decent refresh rate anytime.

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      Tom Swiss | the infamous tms | my blog
      You cannot wash away blood with blood
    8. Re:Lots of light? by crucini · · Score: 2

      It's not as contradictory as you think. I too used to code in a converted industrial space, with pleasant beams of sunlight entering through a skylight. Through clever placement, my monitor was not subject to glare. It was a very enjoyable and productive environment.

      Now I'm in a "standard office environment" - flourescent lights, tubes, and glare. The lights overpour what sunlight makes its way to my cube, defeating my body's natural sense of the day's progression. The glare gives me headaches.

      I think the best working environment has natural light and natural shadow. And some truly dark caves for those who need them.

  43. Ever consider... by pongo000 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    ...teaching others what you know about IT? I teach at several local community colleges, after five years of consulting work and finally being laid off at my last job. The pay is decent ($35-$40 per classroom hour), I can set my own schedule, and I can teach pretty much what I want the way I want. It gives me a great excuse to play on lots of *nix machines, write programs, and learn from my students as well.


    Instead of lining the pockets of greedy company owners/CEOs, I work for a non-profit organization which is there to support you, rather than hinder your progress. Layoffs? College enrollments are on the rise due to the massive numbers of IT layoffs! Have you ever heard of a college instructor getting laid off? It simply doesn't happen, because of the inverse relationship between IT employment levels and the need for college-level IT instruction.


    Plus, I find teaching to be immensely satisfying, both on a personal and spiritual level. What more noble endeavor is there than to help others? I can safely say that I've never felt "personally satisfied" at any consultant gig I've done.


    If you're happy following all the other unemployed IT sharks that are being chummed by headhunters with no jobs to offer and companies intent on building their resume files for when the "turnaround" comes, more power to you. If you're looking for something that's not only fun, but honorable, check out your local colleges.

    1. Re:Ever consider... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Instead of lining the pockets of greedy company owners/CEOs, I work for a non-profit organization which is there to support you, rather than hinder your progress.

      Yeah, I hate those greedy company owners/CEOs that actually create jobs and grow the economy, while actually creating the technology that you want to teach about.

      If you're looking for something that's not only fun, but honorable, check out your local colleges.

      I'm glad this works for you, but I don't see the need to spread hatred and envy of people who choose different career paths.

      This is also known as bigotry, no different than the vilest KKK member. But your bigotry is different, right? After all, we all know what "those" people are about.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    2. Re:Ever consider... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Mark me down as Flamebait if you must, but I'm tired of seeing bigotry against business. It's no different than bigotry against any other group of people, and I think it needs to stop.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    3. Re:Ever consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      also, teaching helps spread good ideas. like open source. You'd be surprised how much a single Linux-head can do to local IT industry in the midst of a lot of others doing the windoze same old same old...

    4. Re:Ever consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know about anyone else, but I haven't the faintest idea what you're talking about.

    5. Re:Ever consider... by pongo000 · · Score: 1

      Mark me down as Flamebait if you must, but I'm tired of seeing bigotry against business. It's no different than bigotry against any other group of
      people, and I think it needs to stop.

      So let me get this straight: Because I think it would great if I could "be my own boss," set my own schedule, do my own thing, not be enslaved to the corporate ethic, I'm guilty of bigotry? Having worked in that very corporate ethic, I believe I'm (1) qualified to pass judgement based on my experiences and (2) free to eschew corporatism. To be fair with you, I couldn't agree more about your statement that the very same corporate entities I rail against are the reason there are teaching opportunities in IT. But c'mon--just because I'm tired of lining the pockets of shareholders and corporate bigwigs, only to be discarded like so much used Kleenex, I'm comparable in some way to members of a hate group?


      I won't answer that question, because I think the absurdity of the comparison is obvious.

    6. Re:Ever consider... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Having worked in that very corporate ethic, I believe I'm (1) qualified to pass judgement based on my experiences and (2) free to eschew corporatism.

      Let's rephrase that a little bit: "Having worked with black people, I believe I'm (1) qualified to pass judgement based on my experiences and (2) free to eschew working with black people."

      But c'mon--just because I'm tired of lining the pockets of shareholders and corporate bigwigs, only to be discarded like so much used Kleenex, I'm comparable in some way to members of a hate group?

      Yes. Making generalizations about a group of people with no basis in fact is wrong. Fine, I accept that you don't want to work in a corporate environment. It's not for everyone. But you went beyond that to make moral and value judgements against those people, as if someone who decides to be a CEO of a large corporation, while being paid a lot of money for the responsibility, is somehow wrong. And it isn't. They are paid exactly what they are worth, by definition.

      And let me just deal with your statement a little bit. Of course the shareholders are going to be interested in making money, because they own the bloody corporation. The "bigwigs" didn't just line their own pockets, they lined yours, too. And if you find another job, you woudl discard them like a used Kleenex as well. You entered an agreement to do a certain amount of work for a certain amount of pay. What does it matter what anyone else in the company makes? Why do you feel the need to be envious of the deal someone else works out with the company? If you want to earn what they earn, no one is stopping you.

      But back to the main subject, if you want to make a specific complaint against a specific company, or specific individual in that company, that's one thing but baseless generalizations just foster unreasonable hatred.

      Again, if you don't want to work in that environment, that's fine. Work for a non-profit. Work for for a small company. Work for a non-publically traded company. But don't assume someone is greedy because they make more money than you.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    7. Re:Ever consider... by RenQuanta · · Score: 2

      Nice strawman you set up, but you comparison is completely invalid. Racism is racism because the groups who are the targets of racism have no control over thier birth-elements: color, ethnicity, etc. What they do with themselves afterwards is all people should be judged by.

      The important point is that CEOs and sharewhoreders are being judged by their actions, not how they were born. Now, let's diasect your statements:

      The "bigwigs" didn't just line their own pockets, they lined yours, too...You entered an agreement to do a certain amount of work for a certain amount of pay.
      Sadly, that is a propaganda item of capitilistic sentiment that rarely plays out in the real world. In the case of salary positions, you agree to work for 40hrs a week. It is a part of corporate culture in the US today that you work 60-80 hrs per week. So already an employee is getting paid 33% less than agreed to. Never mind the fact that even in IT pay for work is rarely reflective of the revenue these worker bees generate. Let's also not forget that what these guys make is orders of magnitude below the fat cats. And what, pray tell, do these people do to *earn* that money besides exploit others?

      What does it matter what anyone else in the company makes?

      It makes a difference because when new hardware is needed to meet resource requirements or more people are needed to meet the workload, the management structure (composed of mostly shareholders) balks, stalls, and outright denies these expenditures. They then claim the "savings" as achievements to their seniors, get fat bonuses, more stock options, which as often as not equal the "savings" they achieved by withholding critical resources from their employees who then had to work an extra 20-40 hours a week to handle the fallout.

      Why do you feel the need to be envious of the deal someone else works out with the company? If you want to earn what they earn, no one is stopping you.
      See above. I can't just "apply" to be a shareholder, I have to either claw my way up the management chain by treating employees as listed above, or have lotsa money to start with. It's the "old boys club" we all know and love. In a just society, they would be charged with conspiracy and racketeering. As it is, we call them leaders of the community, and turn a blind eye to the crimes they can and do commit because of their wealth and power.

      And as for advancement through the managment tree, let's not forget how that's never linked to skill and ability, but rather is achieved through politicking, backstabing, and taking credit for others' hard work; either earnest line managers who are too honest and care too much for their employees to be promoted, or their over-worked employees.

      But back to the main subject, if you want to make a specific complaint against a specific company, or specific individual in that company, that's one thing but baseless generalizations just foster unreasonable hatred.
      Unreasonable hatred? Bullocks! As stated earlier, these fat cats have earned their reputation. Pursuit of weath is fine, but only when its done without being a harmful parasite who feeds off of the honest work of others. Moreover, wretched excess is completely unjustifiable and very harmful to society (power corrupts, absolute power corrupts absolutely...).

      Again, if you don't want to work in that environment, that's fine. Work for...[blah]...[blah]...But don't assume someone is greedy because they make more money than you.
      So if they are not greedy, why do they insist on making such money at the expense of their much-used and abused employees and John Q. Public? Shall we look at the earnings some of these bastards make on options alone? From Yahoo!:

      From JP Morgan -
      22-May-01 WARNER, DOUGLAS A Chairman of the Board, Director, Officer 100,000 JPM Sold at $50.00/Share. Proceeds of $5,000,000.

      From GE -
      27-Mar-01 BLAKE, FRANCIS S Vice President 75,000 GE Exercised Options at Average of $8.28/Share and Sold at $41.66/Share. Proceeds of $2,503,200.

      From Ford:
      24-May-01 COSGROVE, WILLIAM J Vice President 81,189 F (Common PAR $0.01) Exercised Options at Average of $11.12/Share and Sold at $25.11/Share. Proceeds of $1,135,490.

      From Compaq: 8-Feb-01 ROMAN, KENNETH Director 130,000 CPQ Exercised Options at$ 2.25/Share and Sold at $24.11/Share. Proceeds of $2,841,800.

      So again, what have these people *done* to justify these earnings? How can they justify owning such wealth (remember, these are just single transactions!) when there is so much need and want in the world by people better than they?

      And let us close by not forgetting the fact of what happens when times get tough, as they are getting today. What happens? Do these fat cats cut back on their excess, and support the employees whose blood, sweat, and tears have earned that weath? No, they cut jobs left and right, and do nothing much to help by cutting back from their own weath and earnings. So I see your point, they aren't greedy after all!

      As I said, nice straw man, but your arguments don't hold. Perhaps my writings are a bit extreme, but after working in a Fortune 10 company, these views were born and nurtured through what I have seen and experienced on the job. So why don't I get another? Because relatively my company does pay better than others and I have a family to feed. Of course, by comparison, it is still much much much less than these non-greedy, unjustly-hated business men make off of my and my fellows labor.

      By that very same token, they are able to exert extra power over me, making me work outragous hours and making outrageous demands, because they know I can't make as much money anywere else. So I (and many others) don't have the ability to go anywhere else. Besides, where should we go? It's all the same everywhere. Just go to Yahoo for proof, and spend some time looking at insider trading. Or, spend some time in a company and actually pay attention to what happens. There is nothing noble or justifyable about the actions or attitudes of management or shareholders.

      This is too depressing, I'm going to bed.

    8. Re:Ever consider... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps my writings are a bit extreme, but after working in a Fortune 10 company, these views were born and nurtured through what I have seen and experienced on the job.

      Yeah, if it's like that for one company, it must be the same way for all companies.

      Just like if one black person is a criminal, all black people are criminals.

      As for you little list of salaries, maybe I'm weird, but I don't begrudge other people their money. I just don't feel this envy that other people seem to feel. That they make a lot of money has absolutely no bearing on how much money I make.

      But I guess I'm just weird that way.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
    9. Re:Ever consider... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, if it's like that for one company, it must be the same way for all companies.

      Yeah, if it's like that for one race, it must be the same way for all races.

    10. Re:Ever consider... by RenQuanta · · Score: 2

      Not wierd, just nieve and uninformed.

      Just like if one black person is a criminal, all black people are criminals.

      Obviously you didn't read my original posting. I'll keep this one short. Here's what I said before: Nice strawman you set up, but you comparison is completely invalid. Racism is racism because the groups who are the targets of racism have no control over thier birth-elements: color, ethnicity, etc. What they do with themselves afterwards is all people should be judged by. The important point is that CEOs and sharewhoreders are being judged by their actions, not how they were born.

      It is apparent that you've are lacking experience in this arena, have never worked for a major corporation, and don't pay much attention to what goes on in the world. When you've tasted more of life, understand human nature, and have an appreciation for the matter at hand, we can continue this discourse.

    11. Re:Ever consider... by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 2

      The important point is that CEOs and sharewhoreders are being judged by their actions, not how they were born.

      And that is my point as well. Judge individuals by their actions, not whole groups. Your judgements are like saying "all priests are child molesters". Poeple are not born as priests either, but that would be just as wrong.

      It is apparent that you've are lacking experience in this arena, have never worked for a major corporation, and don't pay much attention to what goes on in the world.

      Substitute "black people" or "priests" into the statement and it suddenly becomes bigotry and hate speech. Bigotry is bigotry, no matter who the target. If you are making unjust generalizations about a group of people, then that is bigotry. Oh, but the difference is that your generalizations are true, right? All bigots think that their generalizations are true.

      When you've tasted more of life, understand human nature, and have an appreciation for the matter at hand, we can continue this discourse.

      I am 37 years old, born in the US, have 1 child with another on the way, travelled in many countries in Europe (where my family is from), have worked in some large companies, some small companies, and have started several companies. I've raised significant venture capital ($4.5M first round, $15M second round). I've never worked for a non-profit, but one of my companies worked with colleges and universities, so I know how they work internally.

      And no, I wasn't "born into money". Strictly lower-middle class. I've been on all sides of the fence. I daresay I've more experience than you with all the players in the corporate game. That's why I find it particularly offensive that you paint everyone with a broad brush, because I know it's not true from personal experience. I didn't particularly want to start listing credentials because I think the debate stands on its own (I shouldn't have to say "I have a lot of friends who are black people"), but since you are going to dismiss the argument because of a perceived lack of credentials, then it seems I need to.

      Now, are some people how you describe? Obviously, yes. Larry Ellison is my favorite punching bag of the prototypical rich jerk that gives all CEOs a bad name. Infamous womenizer, Oracle glass ceilings, the works. But then you get companies like HP, who by all accounts is a great place to work. I know that their corporate education department is one of the best. Hell, Boeing instituted a tuition reimbursement program where they would pay the tuition for any education you want -- work related or not. They would pay for you to get a degree, and reward you with 100 shares of Boeing stock (about $5K a few years ago).

      So maybe you should just consider that maybe the whole business world doesn't look like your limited experience.

      --
      Sometimes it's best to just let stupid people be stupid.
  44. /usr/bin/yes/! by jukal · · Score: 1

    Yes, I would say I am doing exactly what I have wanted and still want. Ofcourse there have been days when I have had to do stuff that was not for me (like run the company ;) but you have to do things that you dont like to do things that you like.

    However, I don't believe that it could be possible if I would have been working for someone else.

    What do I do then? Ummmm... I dunno ;)

  45. NO by nycdewd · · Score: 1

    I got the last one. Sorry. They are all gone now and will be for many years to come.

  46. One word... by dregoth · · Score: 1

    ...College!

  47. If you don't want to get rich... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    K-12 school systems are fun most of the time, aren't prone to layoffs, and you've got lots of geek kids around with lots of enthusiasm.


    Schools are required to use technology more and more now and good tech help willing to work for "average" pay is hard to find.


    You may not end up being rich but you'll sleep better at night!

  48. Take your work to your job by cdraus · · Score: 1

    I've always lived by that, and it seems to work (err no pun intended there). I work in a job where the "work" is exactly what I did before somebody paid me to do it. If your job isn't "fun" maybe you need to look at your "work"....

  49. Depends what you mean by "fun" by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'd just like to point out two oft-overlooked facts here.

    1. If your idea of a "fun tech job" involves spending a week learning HTML, reading the first five chapters of a book on Perl and then calling yourself an expert web developer, you're SOL. With the worsening world economy, employers will be laying people off or slowing down recruitment. Consequently, you're going to need to know your stuff if you want to get a decent job. This is fine for the people who do, and always have, bother to learn their subject and keep their skills up to date. It's tough luck for those who've only been in the market for a year or two, who started right in the middle of the never-going-to-make-it dot.com boom, and who have gotten used to being hired even though they have no great skills to write home about.
    2. On the other hand, as companies need to employ fewer but better quality staff to keep going in an adverse climate, they will need to offer genuinely good deals in order to attract those staff. Average IT workers want the average rate; good workers want several times that, and a few nice perks, among them an enjoyable job. Conversely, good companies that treat their staff well do tend to get well-motivated and loyal staff in return. The productivity of those staff is much higher, and the reason that such good companies tend to do well relative to others, even in an adverse business climate. It's a shame so few management groups recognise this clear and well-proven fact about working conditions and act accordingly.
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    1. Re:Depends what you mean by "fun" by zoftie · · Score: 1

      Have you worked for Microsoft? Then you don't know what you are talking about. Business is business, and you don't have to treat anyone nice, but your clients until they sign your contract and then you fuck them over. Well thats mentality of most business industry. Workers come very last usually.
      Microsoft is very very successful company, and they have ridden to success on bad will broken hopes and pissed off customers. Businessmen that I know that are rich are wolves. They would sell their own family if they get good "DEAL". And that goes for quite a wide range of them. As for jobs, there's always plenty of them every where. If you live in Potatotown, Utah chances you won't be able to find a job to create latest state of art UNIX servers, multi-tier systems or manage clustered hogeneous Database environments or man multiple OC-3 backbones for major corporate traffic.
      Deal is you have to learn learn and learn. Have books more than you weigh, so that you can just open up and read something that is not related to your work, but in the end will help you communicating with rest of the company, and thus keep and possibly enjoy your job. I know sysadmins well, sometimes hangout in systems room, but I am C++/Perl/Python coder. I can do their job as well, from that comes respect and synergy. When I ask them to install some perl packages for such compilation of perl in that dir, they do it. Fuck management. Sometimes there's no budget for things, so I have to launch my manager into accountant's office, but thats pretty much he's all good for.
      Main thing is you - find something that you are interested in - hack it, learn in make something. If you are for $$$ in computers get the fuck out and learn MBA. Computers is not well paid industry compared to what you can make being lawyer, manager or whatever. Sure its not serving fries, I have immigrated to Canada and had not worked in any but computer industry - learned all myself, Win 32 APIs, POSIX coding, C++ with Object modeling, Perl system administration power tools. And I consider it fun. Yeah drinking in office crown royal on company funds is fun as well. But thats not criticaly interesting part of the job.

      Main thing don't get discourage by media push - this is bare market, there are no jobs. BULLSHIT.
      Theres plenty of work, Unix administration, C++/Java programming. Even Perl programming! I was being recruited by bunch of young people that were using mod_perl for their backend WAP server. They are startup so I stuck with my gambling company job, doing C++ programming. Media is paid by large corporations to drive price of programmers down, its in the corporate's best interest. From last time I was laid off, I got 20% raise. My buddy got 40% raise. I don't see any "bare market" in that.
      Business people want you to think that there's less good jobs so your lower your bid on interview, and thats all there's to it. Don't get caught in negativity, even if its all around your and you will see yourself floating to the top faster than anyone around you.

    2. Re:Depends what you mean by "fun" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITYM "bear market", HTH

    3. Re:Depends what you mean by "fun" by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      Have you worked for Microsoft? Then you don't know what you are talking about. Business is business, and you don't have to treat anyone nice, but your clients until they sign your contract and then you fuck them over. Well thats mentality of most business industry. Workers come very last usually.

      Actually, MS have a reputation for treating their employees pretty well. Certainly the few people I've known who've worked for MS have all talked of very good working conditions, so I have no reason to doubt the reputation.

      And the reason that the software house where I work is still in business is precisely that it hasn't screwed over its clients. We try to build partnership-style relationships, with a bit of give and take, and a mutual trust. As a result, we generally have happy customers. These provide repeat business all the time, and keep several of our teams going full-time, so we're financially secure even when new business deals don't work out.

      Media is paid by large corporations to drive price of programmers down, its in the corporate's best interest.

      I'd love to see even the slightest proof of that claim.

      From last time I was laid off, I got 20% raise. My buddy got 40% raise. I don't see any "bare market" in that.

      Maybe you know your job. Like I said before, what's going to happen is that the job market is going to fragment a bit. Those who are genuinely good will continue to get good deals, because they're worth it. Freeloaders who can't do much and have been riding the hype for a year or two are going to be all out of luck. This was always going to happen, and the current economic climate is just acting as a catalyst.

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  51. Well... by codeforprofit2 · · Score: 1

    Without income no company can survive. Many of the dot-coms really has to charge more for their service, they can't live on thin air, it just can't happen.

    I think that the fact that the public has gotten used to the idea of not paying anything for anything will be one of the most difficult issues for these kind of companies.

    When it comes to software development we will have basically the same problem. Tons of people who lives on their parents, venture capital or the goverment (studying for example) are flooding the market with free stuff. This is not a very big problem today but I suspect it will get worse in the comming years.

  52. I miss dotcom work. by 72beetle · · Score: 1

    I worked for 3 dotcom startups before getting to where I am now, and I really miss the work - what I do now is dull, unimaginative, repititious, and frustrating... I went from being a nicely flexible jack of all trades, doing whatever needed to be done to get the day's tasks completed, to being slotted into a rigidly defined (and ridiculously micromanaged) dba for a poorly written foxpro dos tracking system for a gas turbine repair company that fears change like rabbits fear wolves.

    The market sucks - especially if you're a generalist who thrives on constant challenge and learning new technology as soon as it's available and applying it as fast as you can to your projects. Work hasn't been fun for me since I joined the brick-and-mortar world of IT. I'm hoping that in a couple of years, we'll see a new boom, but until then, I'm just miserably punching the timeclock and biding my time.

    -72
    p.s. we had Nerf guns in our offices during the startup days, but rarely had time to use them.

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    -Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music.
  53. Of course there are by schvenk · · Score: 1

    Find work doing what you love, and your job will be fun.

    Nerf toys and funky offices are temporary diversions that can't possibly make for long-term job satisfaction. I think many Internet startups cultivated this environment in the hopes of keeping employees at work longer and getting more out of them. But if you work somewhere where people do good work because it's meaningful to them, it'll be a fun job and the company might have more of a chance at success.

  54. The job isn't the fun part by FaasNat · · Score: 1

    Well, my job isn't fun (tech support), but everyone in my department is pretty close (it's only 5 guys) and we do have some fun after work. After hours we participate in some networked computer games and some nerf wars. Our manager is fine with it as long as our work does not fall behind and he even participates sometimes.

    I think if we didn't have this to blow off some steam after talking to all those customers, we'd all go insane.

    --
    There's never enough when you have too little
  55. Actually, yes, I am still having fun! by anzha · · Score: 1
    But then again, I didn't go the dotcom/bomb route. I picked companies that had a proven track record and the work was interesting. The money - at this point - isn't as important as the work.

    The questions I asked myself when I looked at a job were as follows. Will I be bored? Will I learn something? Will this job not work as above, but also work to advance my career?

    And the all important: will I get bragging rights? ;)

    Then again I am also divorced with no kids. Don't get me wrong: the money I make is good, as good as my father the EE makes with over 25 years of experience. It's just not 6 figures like what the dotbombs were throwing around for a while.

    My sage advice? (lol) Look for a job while you are snug as a bug in another, even if it's a POS one. Be picky. Look at the employer's record. etc., etc.

    I am probably preaching to those that need it least, but...somethings need reiterating.

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    Do you know why the road less traveled by is littered with the bones of the unwary?
  56. Learn to read by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Real insightful

    Actually, it was funny, not insightful. It says so right in the header.

    Re:Right... (Score:3, Funny)

    1. Re:Learn to read by prator · · Score: 0

      It wasn't rated as funny yet when I responded. Also, I don't feel a need to restrict my responses to the moderation categories in which moderators place comments.

      Thank you, however. You have inspired me to improve my reading skills.

      -prator

  57. The advertising industry ... by LoudMusic · · Score: 1
    I'm the system administrator for Stone & Ward. After the two year headache of getting their network and Macs up to par, life is easy. I get about two phone calls a day for general support, and one weekend a month I do server maintenance. The rest of the time I 'play'. Because they're creative types, they plan all kinds of fun events to keep the troops happy, and I get to go to everything. Like Burnout Break, an 'all expenses paid day on the lake', with jet skis, hamburgers and beer.

    I would say the only problem is support the 20+ Mac users, but after you get a friendly demeanor going, they're easy to get along with and actually start to solve their own problems.

    Now I'm working on projects that are fun for me, that eventually Stone & Ward will see benifits from. Like playing with different Linux distros for an in-house webserver (that doubles as an Infiltration server :) Or building a RAS to take advantage of our 24 phone lines and 6mbit connection that don't get used after hours. I also have a planned network backup solution that uses an ATA RAID controller and a bunch of big hard drives. It would give them four months of hourly incremental backups.

    ~LoudMusic

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  58. Want fun? Try game programming! by JoeFaust · · Score: 1
    I came out of school and got a job coding Java for a Consulting company. They paid me a lot of money, but no amount of money was worth spending 9 of 12 months living in various hotels.

    So I sent my resume out to some local game companies, and the rest is history.

    I get to:
    • Write C++ & Java Client Code
    • Write C++ & Java Server Code
    • Play Dungeons and Dragons every Thursday night with friends at work
    • Stay late at work and play the latest games when they come out


    A lot of people seem to have the impression that getting a job in the Game industry is really really tough. For Engineers/Programmers, this is definitely not the case. Sure, at entry level the pay is typically not on par with "business coding", but for me at least, a smaller salary is a tiny price to pay for the blessing of a job that I love.

    If you're a coder, and you like games, and you'd like to work on games, send that resume out. You might surprise yourself.

    --Joe
  59. job fun != nerf toys by Laxitive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have a bit to comment on this. I've heard way too many people equate jobs where you get to do whatever you want, with jobs that are fun. Job enjoyability very little to do with a lot of the things tech guys harp about.

    For me anyway, an funfactor of a job has very little to do with foosbal tables, or nerf guns, or anything like that. A job is enjoyable if I get to do work that's enjoyable. For the past few months, I've been working at an embedded tech company that's somewhat prosperous.

    At the beginning of the term, the boss just came over, dropped a couple specification manuals on us (me, co-worker), and told us to implement it. That was cool. No micro-management - we went to him when we had questions or doubts. For starting from scratch, and not knowing the hardware or the codebase, we got a decent amount of work accomplished.

    The answer to your question is YES. There are really nice, enjoyable jobs out there. Find a company that's doing interesting work - no, not the next e-business we're going to revolutionize the world with our web-frontend loss-leader 'solution' funded on venture capital and no chance of profit.

    It's about the work man. I became a programmer because I love programming, because solving hard problems using logic (I love math too ;)) makes me feel good.

    So what sets you off? compilers? virtual machines? optimization? datbase? graphics? ai? infrastructure? app-coding? embedded systems? low-level?

    There's tons of companies out there doing interesing stuff, that need good people to work on interesting problems. So find one and get in.

    If you're not into your work, no amount of nerf playing will take away the fact that you don't enjoy your work - it just means you'll get less done, and be dead weight for your company and get fired, or not be fired (which indicates bad management and that the company is headed nowhere fast).
    -Laxitive

    1. Re:job fun != nerf toys by deranged+unix+nut · · Score: 2

      Well put!

      I test software and write test automation. While this may not sound like fun for most people, it gives me a rush when I find an exceptionally obscure bug or the bug that crashes the entire system. I get to give the programmers a hard time, program a bit myself, suggest new features or corrections to the design, and best of all I have the satisfaction of making the product much better for the customer.

      I have a nerf gun in my office, but I have only used it once in the last year and I like my job so much that I occasionally work 14 hour days just because it is so much fun!

      You make your own fun - find a job doing what you enjoy and have an aptitude for.

      The greatest tragedy of the dot-com boom/bust is that many people went into computers because they saw money. Do something because you like it, not because it pays a lot.

    2. Re:job fun != nerf toys by bort13 · · Score: 1
      Entirely agreed with responses: there do seem to be some symbols of the dotcom-ish, new-economy office -- pool tables, fireplaces, basketball courts -- that were thought to have provided the "fun" element at work that allegedly enhances creativity. I disagree with this strategy. You can't create fun work by placing objects there that detract from worker's attention, it's more that you hire people who are hard workers, reliable, open-minded and funny. The best environments I've worked in, everyone was extremely busy. Everybody respects one another because everyone has to function to keep the wheels spinning. We mess around sometimes, and certainly throw stuff at each other, but it's spontaneous and not habitual or sanctioned.

      It took me years to find a job like this. You have to both plan and be opportunistic, but the real trick is working hard enough where you are to make yourself essential. Create the results that build toward what you enjoy doing, eventually building a huge pile of "I'm unquestionably qualified" statements. Then you can be wherever you want.

      It's easy to get caught in a slow, easy, boring job, especially if the salary is above average. I've done it, but it's stupid. You can end up spending your life both in the presence of similar bored people, and can frequently spend the time away from work thinking about how boring they are. There's certainly someplace out there that's looking for someone with your skills and/or interests. If the company or organization does something you think is cool, that helps immensely.

      What makes me tick is infrastructure. I've spent years becoming a one-stop network support machine -- I handle a lot of server platforms (more than I'd like), can deploy an enterprise network, build datacenters, manage a team and help the hell out of a profitable manufacturing business I adore. I work my ass off, sometimes long hours, but the team that has built up around me is funny and cool and all has the same ethic. This earns us respect because we do a good job, and we don't slow down or give any quarter.

      There is a serious benefit to this type of dedication. You have an outlet for exertion when you have confusion or pain in your personal life, which is unfortunately inevitable. Work can keep you calm and focused in your off-hours, whereas a day of boredom can leave you belligerent or apathetic; problems outside the office can seem like a trap and inescapeable. I never really have that, these days. Work is my escape, my passion. There are downsides: It's sometimes lonely, and I'm tired a lot, but I'm almost never depressed or miserable.

      You can choose your own boundaries, you can fit yourself into some that are set by a cruddy job description. You pick.

    3. Re:job fun != nerf toys by td376 · · Score: 1

      You should be having fun working not having fun at work. You always have three choices: 1. Keep your job and do nothing to change the environment. Stay miserable - no fun. 2. Work to change your work environment to make it acceptable. If that don't work... 3. Find another work environment thats more to your liking.

    4. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Surak · · Score: 2

      I agree 1000%

      I'm a systems administrator for an engineering company that designs and builds tooling for automotive and aerospace. Not a terribly exciting industry in my mind, but the work is enjoyable.

      They're always giving me new, challenging assignments, including some coding and other systems projects we're working on. IT is important in this industry, where computers and math are heavily involved in the design (particularly with 3D modeling and imaging) and construction (such as running NC milling machines).

      I get a lot of enjoyment from my work. And it's a company with a viable business model that isn't going the way of the dot-bombs... as long as there is a need for automated manufacturing processes, there will always be a need for tooling.

    5. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Pingo · · Score: 1

      I'll just have to add my own definition of a fun job:

      It's the great feeling of gaining new insight
      into whatever you are doing. If it happens now
      and then, then you have a great and fun job.

      //Pingo

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    6. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Qui-Gon · · Score: 1

      I would have to agree. I enjoy my job very much because I get to do what I love. Programming. Its why I am there. Its why I was hired. I admit at times we do take short breaks and joke around. However, I find I am having the most fun at work when I am writing code and getting things done. Its a high for me.

      People need to understand that it is called work for a reason. No company is going to last very long with empolyees who produce nothing but, high scores on Solitare and shoot Nerf guns at each other all day.

      I am not trying to come off as the fun police, but I think too many people got the idea that tech jobs are supposed to play time. One has to perform and produce inorder to stay in the field. Bottom Line.

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    7. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Amen brother. It's all about the 1's and 0's. If it's not, you picked the wrong profession.

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    8. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Lenolium · · Score: 1

      Oh man. Get me a job there. I would love to work in embedded systems, but noone is giving me an interview. I write clean code very quickly (won two state championships for coding speed in high school) but can't seem to get the point accross that I'm not a moron on my resume. So, what are the magic words to getting a job in an embedded systems company?
      What I really want is a job I can come home from and say: "Boy, I wish I was a rocket scientest, they have the easy life."

    9. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Salsaman · · Score: 1

      I don't know about embedded systems, but "J2EE" seems to ba magic keyword for interesting looking jobs these days.

    10. Re:job fun != nerf toys by bgat · · Score: 1

      http://www.embedded.com

      b.g.

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    11. Re:job fun != nerf toys by Lord+Vipor+Scorpion · · Score: 1

      Good point, but there's a downside to that, too. If you read the tech journals & job boards, you'd think 7/10 jobs involved J2EE, which is overkill for at least 7/10 jobs out there. Also, in regard to DBs, the job boards make it seem like every company out there uses Oracle. I like Java & Oracle somewhat, but why are there so few jobs for anything else? Lesser M$ technologies are still prevalent, so what's going on with *nix? OTOH, despite all the media hype & astoturfing for .NUT, I don't know anyone working with C# or BizTalk yet. SQLServer2000, MSXML, VisualStudio--Yes. But I would like to stay away from those, too.

  60. rest and relaxation by Fred+Millington · · Score: 0

    I sleep more at my tech job than actual work. So, as far as whether its fun or not, I wouldnt know. Definately relaxing though.

  61. Web Ninja... by Bonker · · Score: 2

    You wouldn't think that there are any positions like this left.

    I'm a webmaster/artist for a medium-sized company in Texas that handles financial data. My duties range from in-company photographer to web design to server administration. I don't make *quite* as much as the developers we employ, but I do make quite a bit more than 'industry standard'. Also, I get to delve into all aspects of my job, unlike the developers who are stuck coding Java 40 hours a week. I've become siginificantly more experienced at photography, and I've increased my art skills. I was strictly an Apache admin before I started, but now, because this is a '31 Flavors' shop, I know as much about IIS as I do about Apache. (And yes, I keep the MS servers patched against things like Code Red and Nimda.)

    If you can find a position like this, I highly recommend it.

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  62. If it isn't fun, give up. by supabeast! · · Score: 2

    Working in tech should be fun without screwing around. I work as a *NIX admin because I love working with Solaris and Linux. I like hacking at shell scripts, trying to make windows work with Samba, and finding clever ways to lock my servers down.

    If you don't consider the work itself to be fun, you really need to find another line of work.

    That said, I just found a job with a small government contractor. We get free food and drinks, shoot huge rubber bands at each other, chill on the patio, etc.. So yes, those jobs still exist.

    1. Re:If it isn't fun, give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I love working with Solaris ...

      And I love working with belligerent, disease-ridden mutant porcupines.

    2. Re:If it isn't fun, give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      C'mon dude, solaris is cool too. May be you
      should try it first...

    3. Re:If it isn't fun, give up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Have you considered a career in radioactive Veterinary Medicine?

      That being said, Solaris isn't too bad, nor FreeBSD or IRIX or any other 'NIX aside from SCO UnixWare, heh. I still like Linux though, it 'feels' better.

  63. I have a fun job with legos by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a web programmer at edventures.com, we develop curriculum for afterschool and gifted and talented programs.

    I love my job, while I don't actually get to develop with legos I get a chance to be around them and have some fun every day. We also have chess curriculum so I get to play chess with the teacher quite a bit.

    They would approve of nerf toys I am not much into that...

    Also, we've been around for 15 years so I feel pretty secure in my job.

    Nathan
    ncook at pcsedu dot com

  64. Re:Fun? Job? by empesey · · Score: 2

    , I never hear those two words in the same sentence. Unless someone is saying "My job is not fun.

    I hear these whiners all the time. I wish they'd shut up and stop whining or get a job the do like. This is America. People are free to find a job that they're happy in (assuming it's legal). If they can't find one, maybe it's not the job that's that problem.

  65. Pretend you're working, and play Team Fortress... by DarklordJonnyDigital · · Score: 1

    I'm a student and part time web designer. The advantage to this is that I work for myself and can play all the Counterstrike I like when I get bored. The downside is that I haven't been paid any actual currency yet, and my school won't let me have a kool designer goatee beard.

    er0ck asked:
    "If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?"

    I think the best thing to do is to get a job doing something you like doing, or get paid lots of money for. When you can get both, it's an added bonus. The best kind of project to get involved with is something you find interesting, and something you're good at. It really depends what kind of job you've got and what projects are available.

    Failing that, get a job that pays more money. Eventually you'll be promoted to a millionare cushy desk job, Bill Gates-like, and will be able to play Counterstrike and Team Fortress all day. See you there.

    er0ck also asked, "What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"

    That's easy. Pretend you're working and play Team Fortress a lot. :)

  66. software is a craft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    universities and co's need to work together to do more apprenticeship programs, that's how coding should be taught! then you have built in experience on real projects. Boom.

  67. I was better at work when it was more fun... by Skyshadow · · Score: 3, Interesting
    My office at my latest job was never a lot of fun, but when I started we had a ping-pong table.

    It was actually really nice -- two or three times a day you could play a quick game or two, each time taking maybe five minutes. It was a great way to get away from your desk and get the blood pumping a little bit (nothing like some activity to get the brain working again).

    Then our managers decided that we shouldn't play during the work day anymore. It was like night and day for me -- I couldn't get past the after-lunch sleepy feeling on most days, I didn't want to stay at work late anymore. Ironically, the amount of time I spent at my desk actually producing dropped dramatically.

    It was just ping-pong, but I think it marked kind of a turning point in terms of morale at work. I know I wasn't the only one who felt that way.

    A lot of the reactions I've been reading are reacting to the excesses of the dot-coms, like that "Generation Now" commercial where nobody in the office is actually working. That's fair, but it's important to remember that there's a lot of room between that extreme and a boring, soulless workplace.

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    1. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2
      I believe it's federal law that every employee is supposed to get 15 minutes off for every four hours (not counting lunch). Of course, hardly anyone really does this, and no employer I've ever known of has made this public to their employees. It's as though not working is stealing time from your employer, and you are supposed to feel guilty about it. Which, if you spend your entire day messing around, it may very well be. But it's a shame people (and employers) don't expect that a certain amount of break is your right (by law), and simply should be considered standard working practices (law or no law), not just "fun".

      Usually you only get those breaks if you smoke. It's a good reason to take up smoking -- take a break, reduce stress, no one is forcing you to inhale after all, might be good for you. A ping pong table is much better, though.

    2. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by greggman · · Score: 1

      IANAL but my understanding is...

      It is only federal law for HOURLY EMPLOYEES. Almost no tech workers are employed hourly they are employed as salaried workers.

      Hourly employees get paid by the hour. By federal law, if they work more than 40 hours a week they must get paid overtime at 1.5 * their normal rate. If they are late or leave early they of course don't get paid for that time. Note: In California is also for any time over 8 hours a day.

      Salaried employees (also called professionals by the federal labor law) get paid a yearly salary. By law, while they can be docked pay for missing a day they cannot be docked pay for being late or leaving early. If they only come in for 5 minutes a day and the company doesn't like it the company can fire them but they cannot dock them pay. If the company does dock them pay, then legally the company has changed them to an hourly employee and owes them for any overtime that they put in in the past. How far in the past in unclear and generally, salaried employees don't punch a time card or keep track of their time so they'd have no legal record of how much time they put in.

      Conversely they are expected to put in whatever is asked of them, the company can ask 80 hours a week if it wants to and the salaried employee can either do it, quit or get fired but there is no law saying he must get paid more or get time off.

    3. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by EvlG · · Score: 2

      Its true that big business doesn't schedule "break times". But how much time do you spend at the water cooler or the coffe pot chatting? Or walking around talking to people about this and that? Or reading non-work-related web pages?

      From my experiences in the workplace, that is easily more than 30 mins/day. Big business just letsd you decide when to take a break.

    4. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2

      I find there's something qualitatively different between time spent not doing work and a real break. Most particularly -- on a break you have no obligation to be doing something, you aren't skipping out on work or being lazy. Of course, most employers don't have a problem with socializing and aren't critical of it (at least in reason). But I still find that a real break feels very different.

    5. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by Ian+Bicking · · Score: 2

      Quite informative -- someone mod the parent up.

    6. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by EvlG · · Score: 2

      I think that is just a matter of perception. If you are not in the break mindset when you are not doing work, then of course it won't feel like a break.

      However, if you are taking a seat at the table in the coffee room, having a brief chat with a coworker about a movie you saw (for example), I think that is just as much a break as having a smoke outside for a few minutes. The difference is in perception.

      Similarly, if you browse /. for a few minutes in between squashing a few bugs, you're doing something you enjoy. That's just as much a break as any other activity.

      Taking breaks is necessary in order to be productive. Having a positive perception of them is also important, IMO.

    7. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by Corrado · · Score: 1

      Yea, I was going to say something about smoking. I tend to surf a little bit at work (slashdot:), but I think this is less than those smokers who seem to be outside *ALL* the time.

      Anyway, I think that giving creative people an outlet is a good thing. Pin-Ball, Ping-Pong, Quake, always helps clear my mind and get me past that 2:00 after lunch drowsees. Now, if my employer only saw it that way I'd be set. :)

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    8. Re:I was better at work when it was more fun... by Afterimage · · Score: 1

      I find that breaks are essential to my productivity. If I don't have them and the day is one constant crunch, I start to suck after about four hours. If I was cycling, I'd call it a "bonk."

      Fav break activities: looking in on sites coworkers send me through the day, yakking about movies, playing South Park clips...

      I figure, it keeps my mind fresh and helps me tackle problems that don't offer an immediate solution. Ultimately, that helps my company.

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  68. Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by kfg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Well no, not really. It is increadably rewarding for those that are good at it though, and they wouldn't do anything else.

    They work their tight little asses off though.

    This is going to sound trite, especially considering all the other posts saying essentially the same thing, BUT. . .

    You are basically still a child. You have now had your first *jobs,* but have yet to have any actually experience of working.

    Give up the idea of "fun" at work. Find a job where you enjoy doing the WORK and bust your ass at it, eight hour a day. Then go HOME to play, with your paycheck.

    How about starting your own company? Work 16 hour days, seven days a week, only to have nothing because your employees take it all while bitching about you. I used to tell people, " I don't work for myself. I work for my lawyer, insurance company, phone company, landlord, power company, etc. They don't let me keep anything for myself."

    You'll probably go under just like everyone else, but just might have the time of your life anyway. Funny how "fun" works sometimes.

    By the way, if you manage that you're doing better than the 99.9% of the population who end up performing work functions because they like to eat better than the alternative. You just might have to grow up and get used to that idea.

    KFG

    1. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Skyshadow · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You're off base in pretty much everything you said.

      First, have you ever *watched* football? Do me a favor -- watch the Monday Night game this week and look at Brett Favre's face when he's playing and then tell me he's not enjoying himself. Sure, these guys get paid a lot, but the best players you see are in the zone. That's where you want your people, too.

      The idea that you should "give up the idea of having fun at work" sounds like the refrain of a manager bent on shooting themselves in the foot. Say it with me: Happy people are productive people. Happy people are people not blowing out the door at 5 (like your post implies you do). Happy people are more original and have better ideas and generally do their jobs better.

      Remember: fun doesn't have to mean doing no work. Fun can mean taking your people to Dave & Busters once a quarter if you make a tough quota. Fun can mean buying lunch for everybody and having a bonding session. These things don't create huge disruptions or take a lot of time but create a much better working environment.

      Beyond that, remember that the really legendary workplaces -- places like EA way back in the day -- weren't sweat shops. They were places where people didn't have any huge need to go home, where they felt inspired, etc.

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    2. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 1

      Sounds to me like you are way off base.

      The point the original poster was trying to make is that you should have fun doing your job - not by watching TV, playing games, or whatever it is that floats your boat while on the job. To take the example you quoted : Brett Favre may be enjoying what he is doing - but he is doing his job. Now, if he were enjoying playing football because he gets to pee on the field (as a perk) while playing, then your analogy comes close to matching your argument.

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    3. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While we're in the subject, do you have any advice on starting a business? It's always been a dream of mine, but it costs a lot of money that I don't have.

    4. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will take a guy who likes what he does and has fun at work over your grouchy ass anyday. I do run my own company. One person who is creative and passionate about their work is worth a dozen paycheck collectors like yourself. Yes the market has changed, but we ALL benefited from lessons learned. Our workplace needs to be a great atmosphere. I'm sorry your life sucks.

    5. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I started a moderately successful company, and I do not fully agree with you.


      I love the work I do (or at least I did for a long time), and it had nothing to do with Nerf or anything like that. I liked leading a small, smart engineering team that worked hard, 10-12 hour days to make products that would have taken a group at a bigger company 2-3 times as many people 2-3 times as long to do.


      I loved working with a bunch of smart, young, enthusiastic, dedicated people. As the people I worked with became older, less enthusiastic, more greedy, and less competent, things became less fun. Office politics dominated my job over creating great products. Meetings were the primary activity for the engineers rather than writing specifications or code. People still sometimes worked long days, but they resented it when they had to, because the environment wasn't fun, NOR was it terribly productive.


      You CAN have a job at which there is camaraderie, there is fun, and people are still held to high standards of productivity. Admittedly, if everyone sits around with Nerf guns and plays video games all day, they are not going to be terribly productive. But that doesn't mean we should focus on making an oppressive corporatized environment for people who work better if allowed a certain degree of creativity and are allowed to take joy in their jobs themselves.


      And I'm leaving my job where I get a very decent paycheck and have few expectations these days - my company has grown and our old-school CEO and others have pushed me out of doing a fun, productive job and hired grey-hairs to do it instead. And I'm leaving to go back and start all over again to reclaim a balanced sense of work and fun in a more productive environment, at a new company.

    6. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by DCheesi · · Score: 1

      The point he's trying to make is that there's a difference between 'fun' playtime and enjoying your work. It's a totally different mindset. If you're consciously having fun, that generally means you're not really working; however, if you enjoy the challenge and the results of your labor, your work can be quite satisfying. 'Fun' is not the be-all and end-all of existence, nor even of happiness.

      The kind of extracurriculars your describe could just as easily be had outside of the workplace (ie., going to the arcade with *actual friends*). The freedom to play around and goof off in the office is nice, but not essential. If you like your work, you don't need as much goof-off time anyway. As long as your manager's not a total jerk, you should be fine.

    7. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FYI -- Brett Favre is so knocked up on pain pills that he can't feel his toes. That's why he looks like he's zoned.

    8. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Meorah · · Score: 1

      I'd rather go to D&B on my own time, with my own money, and the freedom to take whoever I want with me, instead of limiting my choice of games (because I'm not paying, you are), and being forced to play with people who I might like or might not like or might despise (are you really going to try to figure out the entire office's behavior?).

      I'd rather buy my own lunch, instead of being "compensated" with food. That money that you just spent on me to buy 4 chicken fingers for $10? I'd prefer it be in the bank, making the company more money, or in my pocket. I can eat healthier, cheaper, and just as tasty with a sack-lunch. Unless you're courting me as a customer, "free lunch" is coming out of my pocket anyway, in the form of your over-paid salary or extraneous company budget.

      "Happy people" are people who have the freedom to go out to D&B when they want, or go out to lunch when they want, and this is most easily accomplished by paying them adequately for these extracurricular activities, and then letting them choose when and what they want to do.

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    9. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Lish · · Score: 2

      "...watch the Monday Night game this week and look at Brett Favre's face when he's playing and then tell me he's not enjoying himself."

      Sure, while he's playing, he's having fun. But "playing football on national TV" isn't the entire job description of an NFL quarterback. There's practices all week, training, weightlifting, etc. etc. I bet if you went to a Thursday practice you wouldn't see that "I love this" look you're referring to.

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    10. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I have it on good authority that NFL football players have all seen other other NFL football players cry at practices because they were in so much pain. This summer we had one very good one die (ie collapse and die) because it's considered being a sissy to say that you need water when the coach is working you to death. (Several others on the same team reached almost the same state)

      There are basically only 2 kinds of jobs -- jobs that pay good and bad jobs. For most of us, those are the only two categories, don't fool yourself with these 'fun' criteria. But there are a few bad jobs that pay good, and football is one.

    11. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree with you. The other guy sounds like he's a sales VP in a dot comb. Bonding ? what the fuck ? However I don't think it has anything to do with capitalism.

    12. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by warpeightbot · · Score: 2
      I don't know where people get this attitude that 60- to 80-hour weeks are necessary on a regular basis to get the job done in IT.

      I can see where, if something breaks rather heinously and you're dealing with production system downtime, you would feel the need to stay late and get the job done. I've done it many times myself. And maybe it is while you're young and single, things like having a life outside of work don't matter so much.... I know I had a blast as a road warrior when I wore a younger man's clothes... but there comes a point in your life, if you bother to have one, where you need to slow down, get off the road, and devote some quality time outside of work. You need to start working smarter, not harder. Set your customer's expectations, secretly plan to exceed them, and make your business not on getting it out the door first, but on having a reputation for things that work right the first time. Grow organically. And stop pushing yourselves to the breaking point... because at some point you'll forget where that point is... and find yourself taking your vacation within reach of a nurse call button.

      The insanity we call running a business these days has got to stop. The stock market and the VC's these days expect more and more out of less and less, and it's all a huge bet... not on whether your company can make a decent product, but on whether it can totally dominate the entire market... and if you can't do that, you lose. What is so bloody wrong with taking your time and making a quality product that people are willing to wait for? The world is filled these days with "extreme" this and "ultra" that and the idea that if you're not pushing body, mind, and soul to 115% of their ability, you're a loser and deserve to be tossed aside as a know-nothing.

      Actually, there is one thing that is "extreme" that appears to be working. Extreme programming. For those who haven't read the link already, you work in pairs, one drives, one catches mistakes; stay in close contact with your customer; design using the KISS principle; keep your internal meetings to a minimum, and those short and informal; release daily; test constantly; if you don't know how to test it, don't write it; write only what you need, when you absolutely need it; and (with few exceptions) when 40 hours a week are up, GO HOME! This prevents programmer burnout, and enables you to write lots of good code fast. I know someone who is doing this now; I envy her greatly. She loves her job, because the method enables them to kick ass without wearing themselves out. I don't know whether they have nerf guns or ping-pong or video games or not... but I imagine they don't need them.

      When you design quality and sanity into the process, you don't need this balls-to-the-wall mentality that seems to pervade the halls of high-tech these days. You can have a life. What's so wrong with having a life? I thought computers were supposed to make life easier, not harder.

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    13. Re:Is being an NFL Quarter back "fun"? by sql*kitten · · Score: 2

      Happy people are productive people.

      Actually, that's not true at all.

  69. of course there are. by Xthlc · · Score: 1

    I suppose my company counts as a "fun" company. We have nerf toys. We have a beer fridge. We have a funky office in a refurbished warehouse. We have a 12-foot-high pile of hop-balls in an unused office. We have a monthly toy budget of $400. I work with a wide variety of interesting and creative people. However, I think that companies like this have existed since the beginning of the technology industry. Here's what makes them different:

    1) Focus
    We're a technology design company, with heavy emphasis on human factors. Part of our core competency is creativity. That's what clients pay for. Having a "fun" work environment impresses our clients (because they come to us looking for creativity) and improves our product (because it stimulates our employees). If we were, say, a web applications consulting shop, having a fun work environment would be more of a luxury and less of a necessity.

    2) Values
    My company is very fiscally conservative. In three years, we've grown from three people to twenty-seven. That's a snail's pace by dot-com standards. However, from day one, we valued having a fun, interesting work environment over aggressive growth. We carefully selected our clients and projects based on our capabilities and the scope of the project. We refused VC, instead funding our internal development via government contracts (which let you retain the rights to stuff you make). You simply can't have your cake and eat it too; a company has to decide early on whether they want to make jillions of dollars (and have a stressful, boring work environment) or enjoy themselves and do cool stuff (but make less money doing it).

    3) People
    A lot of the people at the crazy, funky dot-coms had no skills whatsoever. They were fresh out of college, and it was their youth alone that made them a hot commodity. A fun technology company CAN exist; however, like any company, if it's to survive it has to hire people based on their skills and experience rather than the number of their piercings. A successful fun technology company is very choosy about hiring people; it needs people who have both the necessary skills and the creative, funky, or bizzaro flair that fits with the company's culture. People like this are hard to come by, so naturally these companies tend to grow slowly. Even during the height of the dot-com fury, when kids fresh out of liberal arts college were getting $80K to write HTML, we were very selective about who we hired. If anything, our rate of rejection was higher than it is now. We moderated the growth of our business to match the growth of our employee base, because we wanted to hire only top-quality people.

    For a little while, it was possible to have the best of both worlds: a company with a loose, wild culture that grew explosively and made its founders rich. However, now that the VC purses have snapped shut once more, we're back to reality: for a company to be "fun", its managers need to value the quality of life of their employees and the nature of the work that they do over pure profit. And, sadly, such executives are few and far between.

  70. Fun jobs??? by Crixus · · Score: 5, Informative
    I think a better question is, are there ANY fun jobs left at all?

    For the most part, all employers... corporations in particular, have declared war on their labor.

    I'd list the reasons but the apologists would just deny them. :-)

    Rich...

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    1. Re:Fun jobs??? by arfy · · Score: 1

      Well, I'll ask if no one else will. I'm curious and would like to see your list of reasons.

      And of course you're going to get jumped for posting it; there are enough brainwashed-by-corporation fellows lurking that you'd think slashdot sold motivational tapes on the side! But watching them foam at the mouth and spout pre-programmed what's-good-for-GM-is-good-for-you propaganda can be amusing, if predictable.

    2. Re:Fun jobs??? by big+tex · · Score: 1

      ..declared war on their labor.

      I am a field engineer for a construction company in Boston. We are a union shop, so the labor fights back. It nice since I can feel good about not screwing the people that work for me. If you can't get this in your field, shame on you, beause you've been outsmarted by people who can't read well and use hammers and shovels.

      I love my job, because ever since I was little, I wanted to build shit. Something like that should motivate your job choice.

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    3. Re:Fun jobs??? by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      And of course you're going to get jumped for posting it; there are enough brainwashed-by-corporation fellows lurking...

      ...all employed, of course...

    4. Re:Fun jobs??? by nettdata · · Score: 1

      Crixus said: "For the most part, all employers... corporations in particular, have declared war on their labor."


      That's the exact reason I bailed and started my OWN company, bringing with me abunch of the other highly quality, excellent people that I was working with. It was one of those "hey, this sucks... wanna go do our own thing, work a bit harder, but have some fun in the process?" It's worked out great. We do Oracle/Java development for some of the biggest music companies in the world, so the perks and the "cool factor" are WAY up there.

      I've found that most "un-fun" jobs are a direct result to the frustration felt with the management/corporate infrastructure, not the actual job itself. So, we ended up keeping the same job, just changed the infrastructure.

      If anything, we may have come to appreciate, and therefor tolerate, that infrastructure a bit more by having become it.

      But at least it's on our own terms.

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  71. Acadamia by GrEp · · Score: 2

    I spent some time in industry, but for me nothing beats acadamia. No, you won't be a millionare but it is way more fun. With the IT glut there has been a shortage of hackers staying at universities. Almost every department is in bad need of someone to code for them. And not just database front ends, fun stuff.

    Financial agents for the Economics department. Star models for the Physics department. Biologists have so much data on their hands right now you could data mine untill the cows come home. Chemists are figuring out computer models are much easier to work with for many problems. No matter what kind of hacks you like to do a university would be more than willing to pay you for it. And the best part is you can get your masters/PhD degree in Uber Geek studies on the side.

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  72. My case... by pjdepasq · · Score: 1

    I left my tech job to return to grad school. I've completed 2 Master's and am nearing a PhD. That's not the fun part. That's the sucky part.

    My fun job is running a sports web site with two other like-minded people from my alma mater. We've started our own company, provided free and subscription-based news, recruiting and other info. We bring in enough to keep it afloat and to advertise with. We run contests, we buy crap to give away (hats, shirts, etc), and have tons of fun meeting others who read our site, are passionate fans like us. Occasionally, it pays for travel to games (we went last year from the east coast to a game at UCLA). It's a ton of fun for me to have a hobby which pays a little something back.

    This may not have entirely answered your questions, but for me, it's a marriage of two things I love: my school's teams and tech. You might wish to consider finding something similar that suits you....

  73. techies suck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you 'techies' out there that don't know anything about computers suck. As a couple of people said, "they threw some books at me". You might want to learn something your actually good at and realize that work != enjoyment. Work == money. Get a life and get off the computers.

    1. Re:techies suck by pinion247 · · Score: 1

      amen to that...

  74. Re: Fun by f1ght4fr33d0m · · Score: 1

    There are plenty of fun tech jobs. Most Defense work can be fun if you get on a good project.

    If you want _real_ fun then go and work for a toy designer. Failing that, go and sell the toys instead..

  75. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Work sucks. Live with it.

    You want fun, go to the movies.

    Nyah nyah nyah.

  76. Fun... I can't remember what fun is :-( by pinion247 · · Score: 1

    I too, as a web app developer, used to have "fun" at work. I was not part of any Internet startup or VC funded venture. I was a web guy at a Rhode Island based travel company. I left the company in August to start up my own consulting company. Although my company still is not formed, and I'm stuck working in Barnes and Nobles, I'm glad I left because the travel industry is in shambles. We used to have a pool table, Nerf Guns, refridgerator, flexible working hours, and a Dreamcast hooked up to our 25" monitor. When I left in August, we lost the pool table and our workspace to make way for more salespeople. Now I just learned that the company let go 50 people yesterday, including alot of the IT staff. Say goodbye to "fun" at work...

  77. Dumbass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    experience+=1 ; ?

    No wonder you can't get a job!

  78. Unwinding.... by MinusOne · · Score: 1

    > 3. What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?

    Mostly I chat with my fellow workers, but what I really do to have fun and unwind is *LEAVE WORK*
    My job is not my life, no matter how much I enjoy it. If I really enjoy the company of my coworkers that much I invite them out with me.

  79. I love my job.. ;) by cmowire · · Score: 2

    I'm working at a company that's still growing.

    It's great. I love my job. I also managed to get in right before the floor went out from under everybody.

    My company is still fun. We had a doughnut-eating competition to raise money for the WTC bombing. Pranks are still played.

    The problem is, there's a dotcom backlash. The real reason why dotcoms failed is because they weren't making any money. But people see the fancy chairs, the quirky offices, the couches, etc. as a symptom of the problem that there was. So the remaining tech companies are trying to show that they aren't like that.

    I have to dress professionally to work, which means that the FCUK t-shirt, the OpenBSD t-shirt, the tie-dye t-shirt, and so on all have to stay home. Everybody wanted those funky mesh chairs, but we got Leap chairs instead. We have nice offices, not warehouse/factory space. Each office ends up with one hard leather couch set, not a fluffy funky couch set.

    I guess the main thing is that the fun is between you and your cow-orkers, not a corporate mandate.

    1. Re:I love my job.. ;) by remande · · Score: 2
      My company is still fun. We had a doughnut-eating competition to raise money for the WTC bombing. Pranks are still played.


      I'll read that as "We had a doughnut-eating competition to raise money for the WTC bombing relief errorts. Pranks are still played."


      Either that, or the Feds has one hell of a new lead. ;^>


      (OT: True story. Back in my freshmen year of college, there was a special course on preventing date rape. The headline in the school paper: "Date Rape Program a Success". Choose your words carefully friend...)

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      --The basis of all love is respect

  80. Contracting not boring. by bokmann · · Score: 1

    Government contracting does not have to be boring. I work for a small company in Dulles, VA. We do work for Department of Defense, the Department of State, and commercial work as well. (about 40%, 40%, 30%)

    I manage a project for the Department of State. My office does not have a desk in it. I have a leather couch, a 30 gallon fish tank with a breeding pair of angelfish, and a tech library of hundreds of books. I use a laptop exclusively, and manage a team of 20 people that includes 3 telecommuters.

    We hold our team meetings in a lounge that includes bean bag chairs, a TV with a dish, a drum set, an amplifier where people can plug in their guitars, and some keyboards. Every friday at 4:00 work stops for happy hour, and the company supplies the beer. Everybody works flex time, and as long as you meet your deadlines and meetings, there are no problems.

    Everyone gets a 401k, 7+ weeks of vacation time, and a ton of other great benefits, including the work place. We do not have any cubicles... Our The real-estate agent told us we were crazy when we built our building... they were suggesting that we use 'open office furniture' (a euphamism for cubicle hell). We designed the space with 10'x10' and 10'x15' offices, with real closing doors (most have windows - some are interior)... 15 amp circuits for people's computers, large monitors, halogen lamps, and small refrigerators. Tons of lab space, tons of conference room space, 4 kitchens, and a lounge.

    Our company is stronger than ever, despite the tough econimic times. How do we do it? Well, the company is now 14 years old, and has less than 200 employees. We have grown SLOW... selectively hiring the best, and only the best (or the young, and mentoring them). People stay a LONG time (I've worked there 6 years, and of the first 50 people hired, about 45 are still here), so we develop skills and team cohesion that other tech companies can't match. We have a low overhead... about 90% of the staff are actually engineers, so we don't have a lot of people in 'upper management' or 'human resources' that increase the rates we have to charge our customers. The current economic downturn has only helped us... we have a larger selection of potential candidates to hire, and people looking to hire a tech company like our track record and reputation. The company has been managed like a real COMPANY, and we have been profitable nearly every quarter, every year. The sum of (happy employees, talent, profitability) is a strong company that will probably be here 100 years from now. We are privately owned by the employees. We have no reliance on 'venture capital'.

    We have had clients that have hired 200+ people in less than a year, and act like throwing money around can solve any problem. This is why tech companies fail: money is NOT a substitute for time, talent, or experience. If you have to hire 200 people in a year, you are going to have a lot of dead weight, and you are going to have a small percentage of talented, overworked people who don't know how to work well together. They burn out, leave the company, and the company collapses from all the dead weight that are hiding in offices, hoping their stock options are worth something when they cash out.

    As long as I'm bragging about the great place I work, I might as well tell you where I work. Check out www.fgm.com. If you are a talented engineer and looking for work, drop me your resume: dbock@fgm.com. I'll review it, and if I like what I see, I'll strike up a conversation with you. If you impress me, I'll give your resume to the appropriate people. If you are not talented, don't bother. We are looking for talented Engineers and Architects who know Java and/or C++. I'd expect you to know all the things a good programmer should know, such as maintaining make files (or Ant), using CVS, know a text editor well, etc. If you've read the Pragmatic Programmer, you know what I'm talking about. We are also looking for System Adminitrators with Solaris and Linux skills, who are willing to travel to Europe several times a year for a week at a time. If you know other stuff like PHP, Python, Ruby, Apache/Tomcat/JBoss administration, all the better. I you have skills working with an Object Database like Versant, talk to me RIGHT NOW.

    If you are a windows-only guy, don't bother me... you are a dime a dozen. Do yourself a favor and go invest in your knowledge portfolio.

    1. Re:Contracting not boring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you guys had anything in canada, i'd join you.

  81. I am a game programmer.... by LordZardoz · · Score: 1

    So therefore, I am indeed enjoying my job. I specifically went out of my way to get a job in the videogame industry specifically because I wanted a job that I would enjoy. I could make more money doing other kinds of work, but then life would suck.

    At this time, I program videogame and get paid for it. My life most emphatically does not suck. When people do ask me what I do for a reason, I cannot answer the question without gloating. To me, this is the definition of success.

    END COMMUNICATION

  82. The Exceptional in the Typical by _J_ · · Score: 1

    I work for a bank. I come to work in shorts and sweatshirts. I have stress balls that I use as projectiles - with the company logo no less! I have a bust of Elvis with a baseball cap sitting on top of my shelving unit - when people are looking for me I just say 'go to 15, go to the west side and look for Elvis.' But this is all extraneous.

    But when push comes to shove I'm there to do a job. Because it's a techie job it has incredible heights. At its best it's like they're paying me to do crosswords all day. And even at its worst I'm in a supportive atmosphere where getting things done is a team effort. This all happens in an established, conservative organization with 50,000+ people.

    The moral: It's not the size or nature of the tech company, it's the work and the people around you. You can find good and bad working situations in any milieu.

    And through my job I can now say - with a little exageration - that I could land the space shuttle only using stored procedures.:)

    IMHO, as per
    J:)

  83. It took me along time to gt my foot in the door by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2
    And I didnt even have the benefit of a college education. I eventually got into an interview with a government contractor, and got my foot in the door. The trick to doing that was having the right magic button words on the resume.

    You may find that nobody hires "C++ developer"'s but they do hire "MFC" developers or "CGI" programmers or some such specialty. Having the magic acronym on that resume can get you into an interview.


    Once you can get an interview, you can sell yourself. You *have* to seem enthusiastic and optimistic. Ive also found that swagger helps. You should be self confident to just shy of arrogant. And never bullshit- speak your mind.


    After that, well you've overcome the old "22" barrier and now find that there are more jobs than ever. (Especially if you can get the job done)


    And as for the corny nerf-toy stuff, that was always just superficial.

    1. Re:It took me along time to gt my foot in the door by arkanes · · Score: 1

      Took me a long time to get my foot in the door as well - what did it for me was the good old inside contact. Met a guy who was a security admin, started talking shop, he got me in touch with his boss, and things started to happen. Of course, it still took almost 8 months to actually get hired, but now I'm doing work I enjoy for a good salary, great benefits, and excellent job security. The funny part is that even without all that "experience" and no college degree, I'm still a better coder than 80% of my co-workers...

  84. You've confused work with something else by marian · · Score: 1

    Maybe you still don't understand this, but playing with Nerf toys isn't *work*. Work is providing a valuable service for an employer, which they then pay you for. Unless you're testing usability of Nerf products, what you're lamenting just doesn't count as work.


    Enjoying what you do for work, and being able to have fun while doing it, is something different altogether. It's something that most people never have the good fortune to experience. For most of us, having a job and making enough money to pay the bills is the most important part of a job. There are some of us (myself included) who do actually get enjoyment out of it, like what we're doing and the people we do it with. But we're few and far between. You're point of view about work is incredibly skewed, which isn't surprising since the jobs you've had before this were all for dotbombs whose only reason for existence was to burn through as much venture capital as possible before anyone ever found out they didn't have a product and never would. Exactly the kind of company I've actively avoided, while still working in the tech industry.


    Welcome to the real world. I hope you're doing a good job, because otherwise someone better will be sitting in your chair soon.

    --
    "Suppose you were an idiot..... And suppose you were a member of Congress... But I repeate myself."
  85. The Funnest Job in the World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've got the best tech job in the world! I work for a company with one employee -- me. I get up in the morning, read my email over coffee, then amble out to my workshop where I've usually got two or three projects going at once -- some contracted, some proprietary, all fun. These can involve just software (Perl mostly) or hardware/firmware/software combos. My shop is well-enough equipped that I can make damn near anything, from concept to prototype. It took years to get to this point, and it hasn't been a road to riches by any means, but I make enough to be comfortable, and the work is never boring.

  86. no... there are no "fun" technology jobs anymore by j+h+woodyatt · · Score: 1

    there are only opportunities to crawl on your lips over the blasted, ruined landscape of human misery that the greases the wheels of mindless commerce in an economic system designed by a dark conspiracy of secret overlords to ensure their perpetual control over the very fabric of society.

    your happiness is a commodity that enjoyed a brief spike in market value during a period of economic instability caused by the introduction of new information technology. now that the Internet is well integrated into the system, stability has returned to the market and we can all return to our regularly scheduled slavery, ennui and occasional soma holiday.

    thank you for your time. no go the fsck away.

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    jhw
  87. Should one really playing with nerf toys at work?? by lkaos · · Score: 1

    Lets really take a look at this. You joined a company that hired a bunch of college students and expected them to learn a brand new language while allowing them to spend their days playing with nerf toys??? And you honestly believed this company would last for more than a few months?

    I am all in favor of having a good work environment. A good environment will brew creativity and make employees much more productive. The days of the dot com companies where people where paid outrageous amounts for doing nothing are over, as they should be.

    Comments like this bother me greatly because I love to program and have a great deal of fun at work. When two really productive people get into a nerf fight at 3 AM after working 20 hours, that's a great thing, but when people work 6 hours days and expect to goof off for 5 hours of that day, well, what do you expect?

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  88. the funnest job of them all by howman · · Score: 1

    I work for myself...

    nurf sed.

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  89. Earn Your Pay by the+Epopt · · Score: 1

    I'm not worried about suddenly losing my job, but then I concentrate on doing what I'm paid to do, rather than playing with toys at work.

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  90. "Fun" work environments are a fraud by swb · · Score: 2

    I hate "fun" work environments, because they're usually not very fun and are focused on pretty lame people pursuing lame activities.

    Nerf toys, "group happy hour", "group lunches", yuck. I have plenty of friends that match my interests and values outside of work. The LAST thing I want at work is having to try to fit in with the "fun group". Sounds like high school to me.

    I get my "fun" at work by being challenged by the work, not enthralled with the people.

    That being said, I have had fun with the people I worked with at every job, but it happened in an organic way, not because work was a "fun place".

    1. Re:"Fun" work environments are a fraud by cheezit · · Score: 1

      Damn straight! Hear hear! Most of the "fun" stuff I see at these companies looks like the common room in a dorm. And I'm not 18 anymore, so I'm not so impressed.

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    2. Re:"Fun" work environments are a fraud by zhrike · · Score: 1

      Two words: Tofuti Break

      (Mr. Show)

      In a few more: Amen.

  91. How I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been working tech support for the last 4 years (eww.) and I recently got a job at an ISP who has done some very innovative things in the past as I am sure we will do in the future. It is was a great job! I had so much fun!

    It is actually a pretty interesting story and I wish I was at liberty to give more details. Basically, the ISP started going under and literally everyone but the wonderful lady in accounting (who worked up to three weeks before going into labor) and the President of the company jumped ship. So, two techs who has recently been laid off, due to the ISPs money troubles were brought back on and asked to hire two other people. What we get are four friends who are all interested in unix who between them have a decent amount of experience. We were given the task of fixing an **entirely** broken ISP who based a lot of itself on undocumented hacks made in SunOS. It was great for many months! I learned lots about unix, got to teach some of what I knew and was only troubled by the massive amount of support we had to do (~60-70 calls a piece per day) interupting my ability to concentrate.

    As always, nothing good will stay if you mention the word business. And business was mentioned a lot. We got bought out by a really cool guy who wanted to do lots of interesting things with the network, some load balancing, mentioning all kinds of neat firewall and hardware encryption stuff... I was even more excited! Until the dark day when windows and people who only had lots of windows experience came in. It was horrible! It still is horrible! Now I am stuck listening to someone who is business minded, not tech minded, try to tell us how to do our jobs and the benefits of running crippled crappy software. Ugh. I honestly dread every day having to deal with more and more windows related problems that could be implemented so much better with more room for scaling, better administration and ease of use.

    So now I only focus on learning what I want to learn and don't really care about how my job gets done any more. Most of the stuff we try to implement is now "ready to run out of the box" (read: broken when we *buy* it). So instead of working 12 hour days for only 8 hours pay with no complaints I spend most of my time doing the most minimal amount possible. Most of us have lost our motivation to help the company and the only we really care about is not getting fired by the business folk for telling a user that they are better of being hosted on an apache box with us if they want better uptime. It is so sad. We *could* be so productive, but now who cares? When you take away the reasons that people want to work at a place, you take away their motivation and love for what they do.

    Business people should not be allowed to run businesses.

  92. government is out of business anyhow by taranis · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't worry about your stale boring steady paying government job. It won't be around for much longer. With personal tax rates for many citizens exceeding 60% it is obvious the government is about to go out of business.

    With $40-$100 billion terrorist bailouts even sucking the social security fund dry won't keep them in business. The industrial era is at an end. Welcome, to the information/technology age.

    In this age it no longer pays to be of gargantuan preportions. There was a time that a giant scale earned some sense of safety to pay off the inefficiency of the size of the organization. Those times are done.

    So, enjoy your boring steady government job while it lasts. I would suggest you go back and read "Snow Crash" again and think about employment in that kind of world.

    best of luck

    1. Re:government is out of business anyhow by Meorah · · Score: 1

      I don't quite think you understand how big the government is. Although 40-100 billion isn't chicken-feed, its not exactly anything that can't be made up in less than 10 years of budget, and will actually be earned in less than 6 months in a raw format.

      Also, your tax rate of 60% only applies to people who buy MANY luxury items, and then turn around and whine about their taxes, even though they have basically told the government, "Yah, we can afford to be taxed to death because we bought all this unnecessary crap this year."

      If you live a slightly less exhorbitant life, you pay a lot less money to the feds. Of course, explaining this to the filthy rich is like trying to explain democracy to the Chinese.

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      Protector of Capitalist views,
      Meorah
  93. Sure there are! by neile · · Score: 1

    1. Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of suddenly being unemployed?

    Absolutely! Find a company that has a stable, well-thought out business plan and a real, well-founded, plan for making money. There are thousands of them out there. They may not be small in terms of the number of people they have, but perhaps the team you sign up to work on *is* small and feels like a startup.

    2. If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?

    Just read Slashdot, I'm sure you'll find something :P

    What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?

    Much to the dismay of the leasing company that manages our building, we do office pranks. They generally involve paint and some sort of theme that has nothing to do with the interests of the person in the office. We've done themes from Hello Kitty to igloos to pink butterflies. All very pretty, of course, much to the dismay of the occupant of the office :)

    I love my tech job. I work pretty normal hours, and only occasionally have to work late. I work weekends every once and a while too, but those are pretty rare. The people I work with are extremely smart, passionate about their work, love what they do, and really want to make the project succeed. I have the freedom to pick up interesting side projects, and can learn about whatever technolgoies that interest me. If I want to bring a nerf gun into work, I doubt anyone would stop me. I've worked with the same company through two school internship, then full time for the last three years. I have zero worries about job security. Where do I work? Microsoft of course :P

  94. Ok, so I couldn't program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, so I couldn't program when I got hired... And 14 months later. Yes, you undestand. Next week, I'm wanted for an interview at a startup biotech company. Hrrrm. Wonder if I'll ruin them too?

  95. Have you thought about the military? by alen · · Score: 1
    I started doing tech support in SETAF . As a sys admin you can help run a classified email system, but I can't talk about that.

    Another unit is the 5th Signal Command in Germany. They do network monitoring for the US Army Europe Wide Area Network. They also have deployable units that can go anywhere in the world and set up LAN's. In 1997 I was deployed to Africa and they set up non-classified and classified info LAN's with a satellite link back to Germany and Internet access. I was surfing the Internet form Central Africa. It was great.

    Or you can go to 18th Airborne Corps . You can be in one of the higher level signal units or 82nd Airborne where you'll jump from planes with you servers and set up LAN's when you land.

  96. Fun? Of course I am. by hansendc · · Score: 2

    I work in IBM's Linux Technology Center. I get paid to work on the Linux kernel. Our mission is simply: "make Linux better."
    I spent the first few weeks just familiarizing myself with the kernel's internals. Now, I spend my time communicating with maintainers and producing patches to fix SMP locking issues.
    I'm 22 and just out of college, so these dream jobs are waiting somewhere for some of you.

  97. Sweatshop + Nerf = Startup by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I interviewed at Cobalt, a Seattle-area Perl sweatshop, a while back that was located in a converted factory, with a (sort of) fullsize basketball court, movie theater, foosball tables, etc. One of the interviewers also said, with a straight face I might add, "our motto is work hard, play hard."

    If I had the presence of mind, I might have said, "hey, I love to work , but when I am done working, I want to spend time with my family and friends. I don't feel the urgent need to socialize with a bunch of people just because all our paychecks are signed by the same company." To me, the best possible "team building" exercise is delivering product on time and under budget.

    This bullshit about nerf guns (check out the HR page at www.midstream.com) is really lame. It's a total cliche but it is also sort of a kinder-and-gentler form of the Saturday golf game with the boss.

    If a company hires nothing but straight-out-of-school newbies who need to be coaxed into a work ethic, fine, but it wears old on those who have made up their minds where the line between company time and personal time is.

  98. pleny of fun places out there...for all types by jptxs · · Score: 1

    I work for avendor and go do onsite trials of our software all the time at every shape and size of shop you can think of. Fun crops up all over - in all shapes. I think it's the people not the place or type of business that make the difference. The one observation I have made, though; is that the places that have seemed to be having the most fun to me are the ones who have their s**t together the best. These shops have the luxury of knowing all is well and management who is happy and therefore tolerant of geeky indulgences...

    --
    we speak the way we breathe --Fugazi
  99. I know how you feel by Srin+Tuar · · Score: 2
    I have to interview people- sometimes people with long job histories and senior positions. Its tough to ask technical questions without seeming to demean.


    Part of my interview is just that- questions about how the languages on their resume work.
    Ive generally found that a poor programmer is also a poor software engineer, so i really want to ask these question to weed out chobo PHd's who couldnt hack their way out of a bubble sort.


    So I have an alternate gambit: I say that there is a technical part of the interview- but since the candidate obviously has so much experience it is unnecessary- unless of course they want to try it.


    Invariably they say they'd like to try it anyway, and then the atomsphere is right. I tend to find that 66% of candidates really shouldn't have C++ on their resume, because they dont know the most basic things.


    Sadly, a good indicator of this is extensive education, and a job history riddled with positions like "software analyst", and "systems architect".

    1. Re:I know how you feel by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, I'm a couple years out of college, and recently had to start interviewing people myself. Being on the other side of the situation completely changes your picture of interviewing. It's fairly difficult to get a good sense of a person out of just a couple of interviews. Arguing with you over a technical point might in fact just be a tactic to see how you deal with the situation.

      Figuring out if someone is a good programmer, on the other hand, usually isn't too difficult. I usually give a 30 min. test (write an algorithm that reverses the order of the words in a string in place, e.g. "the sky is blue" -> "blue is sky the", using only one byte for temporary storage. You can have as many pointers and counters as you want, as long as they aren't used for storing characters). Most people don't quite finish, but the decent programmers will come up with the O(n) algorithm. And you would be surprised how many people fail or disregard the directions.

    2. Re:I know how you feel by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Tell me about it. Every programmer on our 30 man team had Unix on their resume. Knowing how to type "ls" to get a directory listing is not the same as knowing unix.

      When I give an interview I ease into the questioning with some simple things which put the candidate at ease. There's answer that really impresses me as long as it's not the answer to every question. That answer is "I don't know". I want a techie that is above all, honest and does not seek to baffle me with BS. Trust is a precious commodity. There's already enough BS floating around a big corporation as it is :-)

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    3. Re:I know how you feel by sir99 · · Score: 1

      I tried this just for fun...Took me 11 minutes. Does that make me a good programmer (I hope)? Only difficulty was that I for some reason confused bitwise-and with bitwise-xor in my swap function...Made for some interesting results.
      Text of program: (stupid disallowed < sign)

      #include <cstring>
      #include <iostream>

      void swap (char& a, char& b)
      {
      a ^= b;
      b ^= a;
      a ^= b;
      }

      void strrev (char string[])
      {
      int count = strlen(string) >> 1;
      for (int front = 0, back = strlen(string) - 1; front < count; front++, back--)
      swap(string[front], string[back]);
      }

      using namespace std;
      int main ()
      {
      char * string = new char[20];
      strcpy(string, "This is a string");
      strrev(string);
      cout << string << endl;
      return 0;
      }

      --
      The ocean parts and the meteors come down
      Laid out in amber, baby.
    4. Re:I know how you feel by kalashnikov556 · · Score: 0

      looks like he is right about how many fail or disregard the directions!

    5. Re:I know how you feel by sir99 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess I'm a dumbass...oh well.

      --
      The ocean parts and the meteors come down
      Laid out in amber, baby.
  100. Everything in Moderation. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Well you switch form a Dot COM job to a governemt Job. Those are in two complete end of the spectrum. I work for a small consulting ferm. Flat out, We do a lot of work, We rairly have time to have Nurf[tm] Wars. But Still I work with a good bunch of people and the enviroment is relaxed. This firm has been in operation for over 8 years and is not a Dot Com but a solid buisness. It takes a more consertive aproach of buisness compared to a Dot Com who is tring to make a billion dollars overnight. So there is R&D and I have some time to learn new languages but only when there is time. Work can be fun but at the end of the day I can usually say to myself I did someting usefull that helped society.

    --
    If something is so important that you feel the need to post it on the internet... It probably isn't that important.
  101. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Read the entire Ask Slashdot text above, with a tech job at a porn site in mind.

    What do you do to unwind?
    Get a blowjob from 4 hot bisexual 18 year old sluts.

    Obviously the porn industry is booming, and they need web development, database admins, multimedia gurus for camera and video capture. This is my dream job, don't take it away.

    You should see the staff parties.

  102. My job is less fun too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just graduated from a univeristy in the Big10 and started a job at Intel. Our company life is less fun too (since my internships) because of cost cutting measures. But, when you figure what fun stuff we did before could equal a few people's salary, I understand why we save money. After this last week I wouldn't be bitching about not having a fun job. You have a job don't you. By the way, I'm curious if any of you have been laid off and found another job. There are articles about technical companies laying off hundreds of people, but I never heard if they find jobs or what. Does anyone have any experience with that? Also, I think that the era of throwing nerfs around at work has ended. Anyone who had money to invest in the early 90's could have enough money and an idea to start a dot com. Now all those millionaire CEOs that were care-free have lost most of their money and their company. I think we have seen the end of that era.

  103. Fun vs. Productive by CopperDream · · Score: 1

    My current job in Internet Streaming Infrastructure can be very fun most of the time. We have the nerf guns, play Counterstrike and Unreal, and have challenging yet exciting projects. The trick to keeping this great job is that I do have to meet some serious deadlines. There's a joke in the office that the real work doesn't start until 6PM. This may be true. When you're having too much fun during the day, you've got to make up for it sometime. I can still bring my dog to the office, but with the state of the current economy, I'd better be able to deliver, or the whole company can go bust, and then I'll be back doing government work.

  104. Michael Bolton is that you? by glrotate · · Score: 1

    "Is it good for the company?"

  105. I had the same problem by Blackwulf · · Score: 1

    When I graduated back in December of 1999, it took me a long time to find a job. I had made the mistake of thinking that taking summer classes were better than interning with a company in the summer. Whoops!

    The funniest thing was, I interviewed with a company for an ENTRY LEVEL JAVA position - I had helped TEACH a class on Java at my Uni, I had been programming with it on my own for three or four years (I coded instead of going out to bars at night)...

    ...And I was told that I was "too entry level" for the entry level position. The fact that I didn't make a dime from my Java coding meant that I had no experience - even though I'd probably been programming in it longer than he had.

    It took me seven months and nine days (yes, I counted) from graduation day to getting an offer letter from a company who was willing to "take a chance" on a recent graduate. The best thing I did was I had some cheezy little programs on my website (one of them was a Java Yahtzee applet I made in a class) and that proved to the interviewer that I COULD code...My boss still plays that game today sometimes, and he's given me a bug list of things to fix. :)

    So, don't give up hope. If you need to, get a job at a retail store while you look to help with some of the costs. And, be yourself in the interview. The irony of the job I was actually given an offer for was the one job I _KNEW_ I wasn't gonna get (it was my 30th interview, I was set up for disappointment) so I wasn't all uptight - and they wound up giving me an offer the next day.

    And then, once you get a few years experience, you'll be fine for the rest of your life. Hopefully.

    1. Re:I had the same problem by bort13 · · Score: 1
      ...And I was told that I was "too entry level" for the entry level position. The fact that I didn't make a dime from my Java coding meant that I had no experience - even though I'd probably been programming in it longer than he had.

      It took me seven months and nine days (yes, I counted) from graduation day to getting an offer letter from a company who was willing to "take a chance" on a recent graduate.


      Your persistence was your victory, but you're right in what you say, although I think in the converse sense: companies are extremely unwilling to take chances, in any situation, especially public companies. Why should they? Similarly qualified, college-educated entry level candidates can vary WIDELY in effectiveness. You have little to go on, until you've got results. Entry level candidates have two choices: widen your target job to something close to what you want to do (in function or in industry); the other choice is to extend the time it will take you to find your target.

      Other advice: use any little leverage you can. Networking, nepotism, call anyone you meet who is in your field and be cool and enthusiastic to them. I started by kicking ass in temp jobs, which were what I could get immediately, the economy being what it was them. They sucked, but I looked inside many companies; I found a few things I liked, but mostly was able to define, through those experiences, what was good to avoid. I got a permanent job that I could handle that got me on my career track in two months. IMO, getting in as soon as you can is a quicker way to getting where you want to go.

      Another experience: in general, no matter how good a prospective job is, if they bring you in for interview after interview with no result, it's a bad sign. It usually means they're looking for someone else; if not, it can mean that either they don't know what they want or they can't make decisions. Both of those environments suck to work in.

  106. My job is kinda cool by Corith · · Score: 1

    My job is kinda cool. You just have to realize that your job should not be your life. Rather your job should be your fund for your life. I only work enough to make rent, and pay for my toys. I try to not get stressed out, but I do work for a 75,000 customer ISP/Telco/Cable/Cell Phone Company, so that doesn't always work. I also try to only work 8-5, as I'm salary exempt. Just let your job fuel your life, not be it.

    --
    user corith signing off...
  107. My job kicks major butt by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

    When I got my first job as an engineer working on the Eastern Test Range - I took lower than average pay so I wouldn't have to leave Central Florida. The job was fairly cool, I worked on Rockets, Radar's, Telemtry Systems, Timing Systems etc.. I traveled to and worked on Islands in the Caribean and South Atlantic, I did this for almost 10 years. By the time I had been there about 5 years I was so bored out of my mind I started doing consulting on the side (Software and hardware designs for instrumentation systems). Finally about 4 years ago I was washing my car on a Saturday and heard an add on the radio for a job fair put on by a major defense contractor. I popped a couple of resumes out of the printer, put on a tie, and drove about 45 minute's to Melbourne. It turned out to be the best employment decision I ever made - I now work in a R & D environment, am given the latest software and hardware tools and computers, travel to cool places (even better than my old job) and the icing on the cake is that I get paid well for it, heck this job is so cool, I'd pay my employer to do the work...

  108. Tech job = fun. Period. by LauraCleo · · Score: 1

    I may be echoing lots of other comments, but let me put my $0.02 by saying that being lucky enough to a) have a job, and b) be working with technology, you should have all the ingredients you need to *make* your job fun. It's all what you make it, after all.

    I feel exceedingly lucky to be a technology consultant. I get to play with lots of different kinds of technology at my various clients, I learn something new virtually every day, and I work for a company that is growing and very stable. Now, true, I don't get to wear jeans (and climbing over server racks in skirts and hose is kind of a challenge), and there isn't a pool table in our office. Instead, we have great job security, a stable company who we know isn't wasting money on things that don't directly benefit the company (and therefore, us), a fridge that's always stocked with beer (for meetings and when we're working late), and a working atmosphere that's fun because of the work we're doing, not despite it. For those of us who work in tech because we love it (and not because the dot com boom filled our starry eyes with dollar signs), being able to work with technology and have a community of peers to learn from and bounce ideas off of... well, that's my idea of fun at work.

    LauraCleo

  109. I have a fun job! by soulsteal · · Score: 2

    I work part-time on campus for slightly more than minimum wage with the people who make sure the dorms are up and running. I'm around to make sure their network and computers are up and running and everything gets along. I didn't have to implement anything, I just maintain. It's simple, the people are nice, and I pretty much make my own hours.

  110. I have a fun programming job (and we're hiring...) by TomRitchford · · Score: 1
    I work for a company in New York City named Netomat
    (http://netomat.net) and it's more fun than a barrel of monkeys -- art programming, a new XML graphics and animation language, and a clear and aesthetically pleasing code base (because I wrote nearly every line of it so far, see my sample code here.

    If you are a disciplined, brilliant and artistic Java programmer with a deep and broad knowledge of programming then send me email here.

    Sorry for the plug but I've been thinking recently how lucky I was to be having fun at my job while everyone else works on financial programming and ecommerce...

  111. Define Fun by MSBob · · Score: 2
    We've a pretty strict set of rules in the office in that you can't be distractive to your coworkers who could have pressing deadlines on their schedule. Hence, nerf guns, video games etc. are not received very well at the workplace. Having said that the stuff I do on the daily basis is pretty exciting. I write code to evaluate performance of top tier enterprise products such as BEA's WebLogic and IBM's WebSphere. It's fascinating to see all the different strengths and weaknesses in products from various vendors. I also have a cluster of Sun boxes to play with for pure research purposes so I've enough toys to last for quite some time. Essentially my job is to take our app and evaluate where we might want to take it in the light of new developments in the enterprise world. For example, at present I'm trying to find out whether EJB2.0 with CMP2.0 will suffice for our persistence needs. With EJB1.1 we only used Bean managed persistence but EJB2.0 looks much more promising in that department.

    So yeah, there cool jobs out there but they are usually higer up in the ladder.

    --
    Your pizza just the way you ought to have it.
  112. Why my job is fun. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, avoiding getting caught for playing Asheron's Call sometimes is quite stressful -- it's an enjoyable occupation nonetheless.

    Honestly, my job isn't that fun. Computer games 8 hours a day for a full time wage does get boring after... well, it's been 8 months. I'll let you know when I'm bored.

  113. some are there..but fun is diminishing! by neeraj_iitd · · Score: 1

    i also joined a startup right after my graduation. For the last one year it has been fun. I forsee fun is soon going to be a lot lesser if not nothing at all...and then it will be the right time to work for myself. The funds are scarce and innovation is kept at bay. To keep oneself alive policy is preventing the "fun loving" gung-ho characters to take a back seat.

  114. Utter foolishness killed the dot-coms. by Futurepower(tm) · · Score: 2


    "... or have they all suffered from the Economic Darwinism of the early 21st century?"

    It wasn't "Economic Darwinism" that killed the dot-coms. It was utter foolishness.


    Violence is not Religion. Religion is not violence: What Should be the Response to Violence?

    --
    Bush's education improvements were
    1. Re:Utter foolishness killed the dot-coms. by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, it was both, because they go together.

      Strongest/Smartest survive....

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
  115. My current job retains the "fun" factor... by Jayde+Stargunner · · Score: 1

    I work for a small Web Development firm... My side of company is to do all of the ASP programming. I develop web-page backends, write web applications, do a bit of design work here and there. All and all, it's a fun, challanging job in and of itself.

    The atmosphere is very "fun" as well. We have a large, open, artsy office...we hang out in the mornings before work...and a lot of times, we use the office after hours on on the weekend just to hang out.

    If you'd like to see a picture of the office, the lead design has a personal homepage prototype setup that uses the office as a backdrop picture:
    Click Here... Don't /. it too much. :-P

    Why didn't we go out of business? Because "fun" doesn't mean bad business practices. We kept our work solid, we never strayed from normal customer relations, and kept our prices low even during the hayday. Sure, I got paid probably only 1/4th as much as other ASP programmers last summer--but I'm the one with the job right now. :-)

    Determination and solid business practice is the way for medium-sized tech jobs to survive right now... And, to be honest, our business is doing quite well. Just because the day of businesses which charged $20,000 to set up a domain, and spent the rest of the day riding a razol-scooter around the office is gone, doesn't mean that one can't have a "fun" work enviroment. :-)

    -Jayde

    --
    What's a sig?
  116. Re:How I learned to stop worrying and love the bom by Meorah · · Score: 1

    I used to agree with you. Then I stopped working for business people and worked for a technically minded person instead. It was great for about a year, but then he ran out of gas. He simply had no long-term planning skills, and he couldn't run a business worth crap. He had a family who was more important (I agree, but I don't claim to be a CEO/CIO), and slacked off at his job by going and playing golf under the guise of "interviewing potential clients".

    In retrospect, I understand why business people run businesses. They don't have the skills that you have, and they don't understand the technology that the business runs on, but they know more about the core business models and money and economic limitations than you or I will probably ever know.

    So you hate Windows? Big deal, you probably don't know crap about Windows, either. You don't want to learn anything about Windows? Ok, you don't have to learn anything about Windows. In fact, stop bitching about your job and go get another one. Take a good look at all the *nix jobs that are available for admins and devs. There's a TON of them, and they're all desparate for people who know their stuff... like you, supposedly.

    Stop expending all your effort on whining, and either learn Windows or go get a *nix job. Personally, if I were you, I would do both.

    --
    Protector of Capitalist views,
    Meorah
  117. Fun jobs don't need toys by DeadFish · · Score: 2

    There's quite a lot of jobs that are fun that don't need to have toys and foosball tables prominently displayed to achieve official FUN status. I used to work for someone who thought that way, and would get boxes of cheap toys and bottles of bubble soap (might as well just pour that straight into the keyboards), and it wasn't fun, it was a gimmick to distract people from her shit management skills and the fact that she ran the department ragged and understaffed for stupid political reasons. It's easier to buy your employees a happy meal than actually create a decent work environment for a hard-working staff.


    Now I work for a "straight" company (or three, if you count how many times it'd been bought out). CEO's a jerk, there's plenty of horrid little petty policies bouncing around other departments, but I'm having fun because I'm doing the work i want, have the opportunity to work on interesting projects, and work with a kickass team of ass-kickers and has a boss who knows how to play politics effectively to get us what we need. Decent management and decent coworkers make for a considerably more fun job than just having toys littered about.

    --
    Another damned comic
    +++ NO CARRIER
  118. kinda still having fun by Siderean · · Score: 1

    I work for a wireless internet consulting division for a large cellphone company. While the economy has cut our division here in Canada from 70 to a mere 27, we still have a very good work environment. I pick my own hours, work from home when I want and wear just about anything to work. When projects get rough and there is lots of work to be done, project managers are out buying us goodies and junk food to keep the code flowing. Sure, it's not nerf-balls and super-soakers, but we do have pool and foossball tables right by our cafeteria :-)

  119. Dumbass new techies... by RazorJ_2000 · · Score: 1

    What bothers me the most is the incredible amount of new people joining (or trying to join) the ranks of the technical people...and they don't know a damn thing!! I mean, shit, a least learn to write a simple batch file or figure out that you can usually use a boot disc to get to a hard drive that is recognized by the bios but won't boot. I think what really pissed me off is that I interviewed a guy 2 days ago (late 20's) and it was to hire him for an entry-level position in technical support. This guy was A+/MCSE/CCNA and answered half the questions wrong in the interview. He even tried to pull off that he actually had done what he was saying.

    I'm really getting tired of people trying to join the tech industry and they don't know their ass from a hole in the ground. That's my rant, take it how you like it.

    --
    pi=sigma{n:0-infinity}[(1/16)^n][(4/(8n+1))-(2/(8n +4))-(1/ (8n+5))-(1/(8n+6))]
    1. Re:Dumbass new techies... by Skapare · · Score: 2

      At the same time there are lots of people who do know the stuff who are out of work. The problem is hooking truly good people up with truly good jobs ... while keeping a high signal to noise ratio. Big job boards really only have a fraction of the jobs available (and stuffy boring jobs no one wants so the employers have to hire expensive recruiters to find some shmuck to take it). Looking on the "careers" section of all the companies isn't really practical, either, given so many of them around (and most with nothing listed right now). Lots of advice given to job seekers doesn't take into consideration that it isn't practical given then scarcity of jobs today.

      The question is thus, how to connect up the good people to the good jobs. If someone creates a new job board, will they come (even if it's free to post jobs)?

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    2. Re:Dumbass new techies... by underpaidISPtech · · Score: 1
      sigh.

      I don't know what to say. My typing skills are crap and my knowledge of programming and Unix are pretty slim ( compared to the esteemed patrons of /. :)

      I can use Linux and FreeBSD, run Apache, POP, SMTP, trouble shoot x86, know a smidgen of perl, good on a command line, and generally get a boner over computers.
      I dont' have any formal education or A+/MSCE or whatever. I've been studying the W2K MSCE courses and find them to be low on real content.


      However, I, a lowly helpdesk tech at an ISP making 12/hr, regularly solve and tackle issues that the "network/systems admin" at every damn small business in my city can't solve.
      Talking to secretaries and assistants who are either the "IT" person responsible, or the "admin" is in Malaysia on vacation, only to find out that the problem (80% of the time) is on their end. Usually an NT server that needs rebooting or some routine LAN/Systems config that needs attending.


      A sample:

      It is fscking frustrating to explain to an "senior admin" that the DNS cache on our end is NOT resonsible for their mail delivery problems, mainly because there is no MX defined for his domain, and we don't even host it.


      How about explaining to another "admin" that the reason their LAN is down is not because our link to them is down, but simple troubleshooting revealing that their store bought DSL router is misconfigured.


      Or even this gem. Client berrates me on their mail problem, I KNOW they have a screwed exhange server on the premises, I call the admin, he doesn't even know if the xchange is config'd to route outgoing mail directly or relayed through us first! He is painting a house right now, but he'll get his assistant to go over to the client's office and "have a look". Sure enough, damn echange server is backed up. Oh, and the secretary who called in the first place felt that it was my responsibilty to improve her computer's boot up time. Seems the admins had outfitted the office with P133's and the girls around the office had a penchant for bloatware(AIM/ICQ etc)


      I'm getting sick of all these lousy part-time admins/contractors and office staff who register domains using their personal hotmail accounts. Too many companies bet their tech investments on having a staffer double as the IT person. So, to anybody out there who can't find a decent tech/junior admin to bust his ass for the love of it, why don't you try scouring the desperate pondscum of lowly ISP and helpdesk techs before wasting your time on a freshly graduated MCSE who heard the pay was good.

  120. Fun moves around: Related aside by swordgeek · · Score: 2

    There are lots of fun tech jobs out there. I have one, at least most days. However, only last week I was talking to my dad about troubleshooting hardware, and we got off on a tangent. It seems that in his department at the University, the electronics shop guys have been feeling the changing times. Ten (20, 30, 40) years ago they were given hand-made, one-off controller cards to design, prototype, and build for all sorts of bizarre instruments. Then of course, they had to repair them when they broke, as well as maintaining the instruments themselves.

    Now they're a crack team of highly experienced, low-level electronics guys who are reduced to swapping power supplies in PCs, and _maybe_ replacing filter capacitors in them. They're all looking forward to retirement because the fun has gone out of their jobs. About the only place advanced electronics will get you an interesting job now is in chip design.

    The point? Fun moves around. (Note here that I'm talking about the fun that's inherent in the work itself) In 20 years, my SA job may be utterly dull, and reduced to clicking buttons. My hard-fought skills will be almost useless, except perhaps in OS/device development environments. That's the sad way it often goes.

    --

    "People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die." -- Jim Davidson on alt.folklore.urban
  121. Nerf? Heretic. by Glytch · · Score: 2

    Real Geeks have Koosh guns. ;)

  122. Fun jobs by eric123 · · Score: 1

    What !? Someone has to entertain you? I've been around a while, and have had many tech jobs. I like what I do and find enjoyment coding. The art of coding and the constant striving to make the code better keeps me entertained. Later Eric

  123. fun at AMD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for AMD, and for the most part, the group I work in has lots of fun. We have happy hour outings, golf outing, etc. A lot of q3, UT, (and more recently Wolfenstein) have been played in our office. In fact, when I joined, they made sure my computer came loaded with a Geforce2 so I could take part in the festivites.

  124. Freedrive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My friend who used to work for freedrive used to tell me about the days when they'd go for a beer run at 4:00 and shoot pool in the office for the rest of the day. Alas, that has gone the way of the dodo when freedrive got overrun by the corporate stooge/beauracrats.

  125. yes fun is there by indiigo · · Score: 1

    Just work for a "non-tech" company. I myself work for a law firm where technology itself is used quite healvily, but it's not the main focus... so you can work with tools and toys where actual applicable needs of skills is very ranged. Plus you deal with people with an alternative viewpoint.

    Not a boring day of work, and I plan on working it for life. I have no threat of losing my job, since I am a Net admin, DB admin, Tech support, basically CIO all rolled up into one, and the staff loves me.

    Highly recommend small to mid-sized businesses that are ramping up on their tech needs. No corporate feel, great people to work with, and you learn so much!

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    fslg503-985-8686503-985-8686503-985-8686503-985-86 8650 3-985-fdsg8686503-985-8686503-985-8686503-9
  126. Depends on your idea of fun by pvera · · Score: 1

    If your idea of fun is goof off all day and fight each other with nerf guns or foosball then I doubt you will find it.

    If instead your idea of fun is the job that forces you to think out of the box and push you to think of new ways of solving old problems with new technology, then these are all over the place. You just have to keep looking.

    Also keep in mind many screwed up places use the foosball tables,nerf guns and free soft drinks as a way to attract younger/single/unattached employees that are easier to exploit than married/with-children employees (no wife or girlfriend to bitch if you work 60-hr weeks or longer).

    --
    Pedro
    ----
    The Insomniac Coder
  127. i love my job by fatgraham · · Score: 1
    ive recently been hired by a game developer in the UK. it meant moving out, moving half way across the country and living by myself [for a while anyway] but it really is fun. our core game stuff inst ready yet (ps2 title) so i spend a lot of my day working on my own projects or doing the odd usefull demo/test/routine for something that will be used in the game (pathfinding for example)

    lunchtime is spent on cs/wolf/q3/4p game boy linkups/gamecubes. then i go home at 6, happy, get home, and spend more time being a geek (gba dev)

    i was lucky in finding my job, in the sense that the director found me (my cv through google) and hired me on a fantastic salary (twice that which an 18 year old should be on for his first job :) and i naturarlly accepted it. game dev is the most challenging and motivated work ever.

    course, i didnt have to read a book on how to code right after i was hired...

  128. Yes, I'm having fun! by ErichTheRed · · Score: 1
    My story: I graduated in '97 with a chemistry degree. I had done help desk work all though school instead of working at Starbucks [1]. I decided I really liked computers more than organic reactions, so I hooked up with a contracting firm, who gave me help desk work for a bank. As I went on, I got a desktop tech job, then an NT admin job for a huge insurance company. I now have a full time job doing NT and unix engineering work for an airline IT company. (We test, integrate and design stuff for airport networks.)

    You may be thinking that these are boring places to work. And you're right, the culture isn't Nerf toys and Quake deathmatches. It's corporate. So how can I be having fun?

    Fun isn't all silliness. Fun for me is learning. I work very hard to keep my skills current, simply because I enjoy the challenge. Everyone I know from college who got on the entry-level corporate track is stapling TPS reports for a living, or going to 40 hours of meetings. I have plenty of that work too, but I also have the opportunity to do new things and actually affect the business. This month, I decided to learn Windows Scripting Host by writing a script that automatically installs NT Worksations and Servers. That's what's fun in IT...watching people use something you did.

    Work is work. You just have to adjust your definition of fun. I like learning, and going home to my wife and cats after it's over. I'm just down the road from the HQ of Computer Associates...those guys know how to keep employees chained to their desk. Everything's provided for them...meals, a gym, a concierge service, you name it. This makes them not feel like they're giving their life to the company. But at a startup, you're most likely getting paid less, working a ton of hours, and never know whether you'll be employed or not next week.

    Take my advice; rethink work. Be happy you're not a PHB. :)

    [1] Ever notice how Starbucks employees are interchangeable? You can go into a Starbucks in NYC, or LA, or London, and the same request/response sequence is used. Your drink order is hashed into the same shortened form for delivery to the server. I call this the SCOTP (Starbucks Coffee Order Transport Protocol.) My RFC will be out soon.

  129. Fun under the gun by smurd · · Score: 1
    As a hiring manager and coder for a small company, I think you have it slightly wrong. We have a large cache of nerf toys, killer nerf, and freeze spray but it only comes out when we are:

    1. Shipping product
    2. Working 18 hours a day
    3. Overworked to the point where we go nuts

    I've found that when we spend 16 or more hours a day, 7 days a week working with the same people, trying to stay ahead of marketing and being sucessfull, the "core group" (the guys with the sleeping bags at work) tend to go a little crazy after a few weeks. The Beer, Nerf, and Estes rocket moters taped to a stick release the tension and allow a few more days of coding before the cycle repeats. Yes its fun, but there is quite a bit of pain before the crazyness starts.

    I see and have gone through a bunch of people that expect work to be a toy filled experience from the morning to 5:00pm and then they expect to leave and repeat the process the next day -

    It don't work like that It's just what you happen to see because it's the cutest "sound bite" when someone talks about the company. I'm guilty of this myself, I tell my friends all about the nights the police come, but omit the gory details of:

    • Trying to get an I2C serial chip to emulate a RS-232 port over a weekend because the customer told us on friday that they needed it on monday.
    • Creating our own distribution of linux that boots from eeprom on a PC-104 card in 2 days
    • EPLD designs in 12 hours
    P.S. Looking for a few good Tcl/Tk and Hitachi 2200 series programmers in a new startup. If you want the gain, you will have to live through the pain. mdrop23@yahoo.com
  130. Fun? by ghostxxx · · Score: 1

    right now I am watching 14 episodes of Family Guy while getting payed.

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  131. Govt' is fun! by Anml4ixoye · · Score: 1

    I work for a Government job as well. 9,600 emloyees, a million residents (county job) as the senior webmaster. Hmmm...seems like we have a good rubber band fight about twice a week, there are constantly toy airplanes flying about (two of the guys are R/C pilots, so they bring in the paper version), and I tend to have quite a bit of fun.

    But, as someone already mentioned, there has to be a balance between that. These periods of activity usually last no longer than 5 minutes, and happen once, maybe twice, in a day. It may help that because we have control over our projects, we can push them along and keep them as best we can from stagnating. Oh well.

  132. anecdotal whines w/immature amateurish overtones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reread your post, you basically stated "I knew more than the guy giving the interview, and as he tried to grill me my right answers appear wrong" yet you bitched for a full page about it

  133. Ethics, Responsibility, Ownership by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As others have pointed out, the criteria for a fun job isn't limited to one that encourages you to use rollerblades while shooting nerf darts at each other from the rock climbing wall.

    There are a number of ways to make your days enjoyable. First and most important is to make time for yourself. Have a life. However you want to do that, do it, but make certain it's your life. Second, make certain you enjoy what you do. This has nothing to do with nerf toys (unless you're making or selling them) but the actual work part. If you don't enjoy your responsibilities, how do you expect to enjoy anything else about your job?

    Beyond enjoying the things you were hired to do, there are several really important things that are needed to turn enjoyable tasks into a great job. Almost all of them come down to ethics. Your employer needs to treat you right and never ask you to do things that you know are wrong. This affects all the little details that prevent you from enjoying a job. The time to figure this out is during the interview and the first two-three weeks of your job. Figure out the company's culture and make certain you agree with it.

    Next is motivation. Sometimes the work itself can be enough motivation, but most of the time, ownership, sharing in the upside (bread on the table) is strong motivation. Even at bigger companies ownership is often available. Another monetary motivation can be bonuses. When they're tied directly to performance, they can be highly motivating. When they appear arbitrary, or worse, based on favoritism, they are demotivating. Then, money isn't everything. Don't forget about power, acknowledgement, creative opportunity, etc.

    When companies get out of the way of their employees, good things often happen. Forget about the rock climbing wall and the nerf guns. Do those sorts of things on your own time, and make certain there's plenty of your own time to fill with things like that.

  134. Do you want a job or an amusement park? by Mastedon · · Score: 1

    If it was supposed to be fun, you would be paying them.

    1. Re:Do you want a job or an amusement park? by Meorah · · Score: 1

      Funny that you mention that, because the truth is, you ARE paying them, indirectly. They're spending money that YOU earned the company to buy pool tables, ping-pong tables, conference TVs (which get used for movies than conferences), etc etc etc.

      People who worry about "fun" don't have to worry about the necessities (food, rent, bills, gas for the car). This doesn't mean that their company is at fault for their boredom... it just means that they don't have the social skills to get a life outside of work (and that's no flamebait, its the truth).

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  135. Re:anecdotal whines w/immature amateurish overtone by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


    "reread your post, you basically stated "I knew more than the guy giving the interview, and as he tried to grill me my right answers appear wrong" yet you bitched for a full page about it"

    A) That is not at all true. I offered anecdotal evidence to my claim that college produces inferior product which must then be entirely revamped once a company hires that newbie.

    B) I now understand what happened. Somebody with as much going on upstairs as you rated it.

    C) At least I didn't post it as an Anonymous Coward like some generally nadless people who shall (obviously) remain nameless.

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  136. Are There Any Fun Tech Jobs Left? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are there any people coming into the tech sector who aren't whiny little pissants? That's not meant to be completely rhetorical.

    If you want a truly fun tech job, go into the military, Peace Corps, or another organization with an actual purpose.

    You will get to do stuff cooler than you ever imagined, be given responsibility and leadership duties way more satisfying than pillow fights, and get an opportunity to do something actually useful and rewarding.

    I had hoped that this Gen-X horse dung was behind us.

  137. Re:Tech job = fun. Period. by dhellerich · · Score: 1

    AMEN! I think if you don't like the work you're in and need to entertain yourself w/ nerf guns and the like, you need to move to a field of work you love. Maybe become a stock-clerk at toyz 'r' us or something... :)

    -Dan

  138. Screw fun by McGonigal · · Score: 0

    Screw "fun". I'd rather find a job that was satisfying. Are there any tech jobs left where one can make the world a better place to live?
    It seems like everything we do these days is either putting people out of work, stripping away their privacy, or making the rich richer and the poor poorer.

  139. Work v Fun by TagrenHawk · · Score: 1
    In thinking about this quite a bit over the years I have come to some conclusions about work:

    I work to live, not live to work. My family and my personal interests are much more important to me than my career.

    Now, having said that I have to make the point that I do not feel that a job where you do not enjoy yourself is worth wasting your time with. HOWEVER, I also learned early on that with every job, no matter what it is or how much you love to do it, there will always be times where you are not having "fun". If you weather those times, very often you will be given projects to do that are more challenging and fun. That of course depends on your management.

    How do you find such a job? That can be as easy as looking. Despite the "downturn" that the pundits and "experts" seem to feel that we are in there are so many jobs available for qualified technical individuals that every year the recruiters are begging universities to graduate more CS/CE/EE majors.

    Notice that I said that there are positions for qualified individuals. I really think what is happening in America right now is that companies are getting rid of the flack. Suddenly managers seemed to figure out that a self-taught individual is generally not able to do large-scale programming tasks due to lack of training. Notice, I said generally! There are always exceptions.

    Having said all that here are the answers to your questions:

    1. Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?

    Absolutely, especially if you have some experience and possibly a degree. There are many companies that are doing very interesting and cool stuff. Most are not dot com companies. Look for a medical company that needs a sys admin, a small company that needs sales tools written in something other than Fortran, etc. It has been stated in other comments that whatever you want to do you can find a job doing it. If you can't find a company that you want to work for, start a company/product on your own that you could market. Remember, Open Source does not mean that you cannot sell support. You may fall on your face, but you will have learned something and very possilby had fun on the way.

    2. If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?

    There are so many as to be impossible to give you a specific example. The trick is just to find something that you love. Go to Freshmeat, SourceForge, or any of the other repositories and see if the killer app you want to work on is there. If it is not, start one yourself.

    3. What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"

    I code. I interact with my co-workers. The building I work in has a pool table. I listen to music. I read slashdot (blatant plug). I play Mahjongg (that game is evil!). adcritic is your friend. If you think that coding is not relaxing enough then perhaps you are in the wrong field. Debugging is what is stressful. Sometimes I have to code to get over the stress of debugging. :)

  140. C/C++/Java? #@ +1 ; Informative @# by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an alternative to the above languages,
    there is a small but strong niche in Lisp.

  141. Work != Life by rjamestaylor · · Score: 2
    Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?
    More importantly - can you have a job without the worry of being suddenly unemployed? The answer, as over 80,000 airline industry workers found out recently, is no. What do you do then? Work where you can and when you can and develop a life OUTSIDE work where you can have fun. Minimize work hours and increase fun hours as possible. Why is it that people now want to have FUN at WORK!??! Work hard. (go home). Play hard.
    If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?
    Change your thinking from being work-centered to being life-centered. Have a job in order to make a living. Then have a life in order to live it! Stop thinking of yourself worth as measured by your job. Breathe fresh air, see a movie, walk in the park, raise a family, pursue spiritual reality, drive off-road monster trucks, basketweave, invent things in your garage, clean your room, learn to paint, fight paintball wars...

    I'm speaking to myself. For the past few years I have given up all but the most important aspects of my life (my wife and two kids) in order to devote more time to work. For the next two weeks I'm in lock-down to finish a project.

    What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"
    Leave on time. Spend time doing something else with people you love.
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    1. Re:Work != Life by Bishop · · Score: 2

      The above is an important lesson. Work is work. Life is fun.

      My job isen't very exciting. I don't get very many obvious perks (I even have to pay for parking!). I have work to "core hours" (9 to 3) not "flex time." T-shirts and jeans aren't acceptable attire. I don't sit in a space age super cubicle with 24" monitors. Judgeing from the job offers I was sent (out of the blue) I could be making a lot more elsewhere. However, there is interesting work to do, the pay is a little above average, the work is steady and stable. Most importantly I rarely work more then my 40 hours a week. (Not that I am adverse to putting in more hours when needed.)

      The other 128 hours are mine. I have put over 10000 km (6200 mi) on my motorcycle this summer. I have been down most of the backroads within 2 hours ride. I have visited forgotten lakes, and explored old twisty roads. I have read several good books. I've been hiking and kayaking. I have even sat in my backyard with the BBQ and a beer. It has been a lot of fun.

      My friend's motorcylce sits in his driveway. I almost went to work with him. He is well paid. His work environment is really relaxed. He gets little "fun" perks. He also works atleast 40 hrs a week. It is expected of him. Now that the bubble has burst it is worst. He is often in atleast for a little bit on the weekends. He works for a large company that will survive. He will still have a job there in a years time. But to insure that he does he has to work like crazy. He has to show that he is "commited to the company" during this "economic slowdown." (I get to read some of the foolish internal troop rallying memos sent out by the big bosses.) Not only does he have to work long hours, but he has to show he is a team player and participate in sports and other events. Although there isen't as much emphasis on those activities these days.

      He may not think much of my work. His company may very well be "architechs of the future." But I like my weekends.

    2. Re:Work != Life by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      More importantly - can you have a job without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?

      Thank you! THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!!

      Jordan fades back... SWISH!!

      AND THAT'S THE GAME!!

  142. Fun at Work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's good to want to enjoy what you do, but theres a credo that you should remember:
    "Never love your job because it will never love you back".

  143. I still work for a Dot-com, and it *is* fun by Mr.Surly · · Score: 0

    I'm still working for the dot com that we started last year. We had quite a lull earlier this year, but now we have more work than we can handle (and we're hiring).

    Our company is small -- 4 people this week, 3 people last week. 1/2 of our office is a miniature basketball court, where we play to de-stress.

    Of course, we do *real* work -- intranets and websites for other companies. We've developed our own programming languages and development systems. We use Perl / Apache (mostly), some Java, and (unfortunately) some ColdFusion (customer insisted), and Linux -- for servers and desktop machines.

    I guess I got lucky.

  144. My boring job is ok for now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a drone in sector 8G468-1. My primary mission: Answer strange, rude, boring emails from another dimension.

    Why does every other email start with the following: I am a MCSE certified blah blah blah. Like I care. Your problem is treated the same as everyone else. If your so high and mighty why do you need me. If I had problems with my ISP and it wasn't getting resolved I would take my business somewhere else.

    Here is a sample of some of the shit emails I get:
    Everybody wants to sue our dot comm company. What a joke.

    From some customer:
    This is completely unacceptable. How the FxCK am I supposed to document that your GOD DxMN FxCKING equipment is not
    working?

    e problem or issue a refund, I will:
    - make a complaint to the better business bureau
    - make a complaint to the DA
    - possibly sue you folks for breach on contract and false advertising
    - contact any trade association that you folks are part of and make complaints with them

  145. I got fired over Nerf guns by whirred · · Score: 1

    In retrospect, it really was my fault. Some of the Notes developers were really into sneaking up on me with Nerf guns, and after a few weeks it really got old. So I decided on revenge.

    One Friday I came in late with a borrowed automatic paintball gun capable of shooting almost 200 rounds and full camoflage. I opened up on the whole office, learned that paintball paint doesn't wash off as easily as advertised, and that the "fun office environment" wasn't nearly as fun as I thought it was.

    Once HR caught wind of it, I was told not to return on Monday. Although I was pretty regretful at the time, I look back on it (now that I'm employed again) as well worth it.

    1. Re:I got fired over Nerf guns by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

      Thats great, you are my hero - Look at it this way, at least you didn't open up on the whole office with an AK-47 or a sawed-off pump 12 guage.

      I'll bet Nerf was never quite the same at that place after the "postal paintball incident"

  146. It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Eagle7 · · Score: 1

    Me thinks that you've got Java on the brain.

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    1. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by sporty · · Score: 1

      In the ideal form, a boolean would overflow after 1. So yeah, in C++ if you defined it as a long, it'll work fine. The mental logic behind using a bool in this case is wrong.

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    2. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2

      Check your facts, please. The result of += 1 on a bool in C++ is perfectly well-defined by the C++ standard. Like the man said, it's legal, if obviously bad style.

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    3. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      And re-read my post. and looked at the use, its still broken. it just flips between 1 and 0 vs increasing, which is what the user seems to be trying to do.

      Next time read my posts please :P

    4. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      And re-read my post. and looked at the use, its still broken. it just flips between 1 and 0 vs increasing, which is what the user seems to be trying to do.

      No, it doesn't. In C++, if b is a bool then b += 1 always sets b to true, which seems to be entirely what the user was trying to do, albeit not as clearly expressed as it might have been.

      Since you don't seem to believe me, here's the technical reason. b is first converted to an int, with the value 0 if b == false or 1 if b == true. That integer is then incremented to have the value 1 or 2. Finally, that value is converted back to a bool and assigned back to b. Since any non-zero integer converts to true, the effect is that b is always set to true by the assignment in question.

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    5. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by sporty · · Score: 1

      Right, and it never gets past 1. My point exactly.

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    6. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      Right, and it never gets past 1. My point exactly.

      You said:

      it just flips between 1 and 0 vs increasing

      That is incorrect. It doesn't flip between them; it starts at 0 and then sticks at 1. That isn't what you said at all.

      If you're going to snipe at people for their coding, you might check your own first.

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    7. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by sporty · · Score: 1

      *sigh* I'm talking about logically it should overflow. :P And before sniping, make sure not to make yourself look like an ass first by assuming everything is written in a particular language. Or are you not gonna bitch and whine that its missing proper documentation etc etc..

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    8. Re:It's legal (if unclear) C++. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't believe I actually clicked all the way down here.

  147. Getting a PAYCHECK is fun by eander315 · · Score: 1
    Having a fun job seems like a valid thing to worry about while you're slogging through the daily routine in a boring office. However, it suddenly seems patently rediculous when your boss calls you in his office one day to lay you off. The tech industry has been hit hard and now the airlines and travel related companies are getting slammed. I can honestly say that at this point, I'm much more worried about getting ANY job than I am with getting one I like, enjoy, or even have fun at.

    Appreciate the job you have. Some people don't have one at all and are in serious trouble.

  148. The fun that's lacking isn't just nerf.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate to say it but I don't think the fun that has left a lot of jobs is just from nurf and ping pong.

    I have been looking for work for a while and I've noticed a lot less exploratory work. Companies aren't trying new technologies or approaches nearly as much. It just seems like a lot less original technology work out there and a lot of application engineer type stuff ("Here's another e-commerce site.. let's see if I can follow the decision tree.. " :p ) Even if it is original work it is often a few feet away from the established.. ("It's an e-commerce site with a 2 months of work twist" :p)

    Also, companies don't want to train on the job. I'm a very experienced Java developer/designer but I always want to learn something new (and preferrably broadly applicable :).

    I understand why these things happen.. economic conservatism (often cutting off ones nose to spite their face), but it also has to do with the establishment and crystallization of the web and the internet in general. I guess we need a new frontier.

    Also I'd like to add that even if you enjoy the work itself a positive/fun work environment and corporate culture are not to be ignored. They can help a lot. Every job has rough tasks and times and that's when a little silliness can work wonders.

    Some of the posts here sound like corporate suits of the first stripe and that's upsetting.. If the programmers themselves are ashamed of having fun what hope do those companies have..

  149. I still have my Dot-Fun job by Aqua+OS+X · · Score: 1

    I still have my Dot-Fun job.

    All in all I think it is still more then possible to have a fun work environment while still understanding how to make money. I don't really want to explain how we do it (online store and online production agency), however there has to be a balance within your work force. You need geeks and you also need a few buisiness majors. Furthermore, those two groups need to be capable to face to face communication, which can be hard at times, so you have to be picky when you hire folks.

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  150. Interesting and marketable by Arandir · · Score: 2

    Working at a job that is interesting is FUN! But if you aren't making a marketable product, that job will soon disappear. That was the main reason most of the dotcoms went under. They weren't making anything that people would buy. Who buys a web page?

    There are fun jobs out there. But before you take one, make sure that it has a positive revenue stream. Stock prices are meaningless, so go for the wage and benefits. And get the experience, which is the most important. When you're fifty in the tech field, the only advantage you will have is experience.

    p.s. It sounds like you're still young, so let me clue you in on an important universal law of reality: nothing is perfect. You can find a good job, but that job will have crap mixed in with the ice cream. My current job is interesting, challenging, and productive, but it comes with a lot of crap known as PHBs, lawyers and long distance micro-management.

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  151. Ah jobs..... by Shrug · · Score: 1

    I do support for an ISP, which one I won't say, but lets just say that well I have helped a guy named "Bubba" get on the internet.
    The only thing that is left is that I would love to do is take pictures for a "normal" internet porn site.

  152. College...and after by Shrug · · Score: 1

    Well right now I am a collage student in the field of computer networking and electronics system. I am hoping and thinking that in 2 years when i get out there might be some good jobs left. My current job is not that bad. (besides the ISP work that I do on the side for beer and DSL money) But I hope that some of you guys leave some of the fun ones open for us college kids.

  153. I'll take geeks over managers anyday! by CrudPuppy · · Score: 1

    Geeks running the place is the way it SHOULD be!

    I've been a professional UNIX admin for 10 years
    now, and actually have a clue as to how frustrating
    it is to hear some asshole manager type tell me my
    budget for (insert business-crucial hardware here)
    has been turned down because he's too much of a
    pansy-ass to tell the board that whoever did their
    pre-startup consulting work never bothered to suggest
    that the place might want data backed up to tape,
    or want a redundant router here and there, etc.

    too many places pay too much for worthless manager
    types, the place gets so top-heavy that no work
    ever actually gets through all the fucking red
    tape that each manager has "invented", and the whole
    company goes under. common story...

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    1. Re:I'll take geeks over managers anyday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I got to deal with that earlier this year until I finally left. I was working for IT, yet I was also supposed to support developers (a small room full of H1s who really didn't speak English and couldn't write Java either), make sure that the system worked well, and sometimes help with NT. Well, having worked with UNIX for 8 years as a sysadmin, I was not too keen on any of these. I was hired to be a sysadmin, not to herd developers who couldn't develop and deal with laptop problems largely due to managers downloading porn. The sysadmin work was compromised by this, I was normally working 12-14 hour days, and on top of this I literally could not get management (really the IT manager and the CIO) to a)buy enough DLT tapes, b)regularly pay the tape storage people and the Leibert people so the tape people would periodically stop coming and we had a hard time getting the filter changed, c)buy machines with enough RAM right off the bat (Sun normally loads every slot, so going from 1GB to 2GB means replacing all of the DIMMs), and so on. I was seen as a major source of "new" costs because they had no clue how to budget for an actual (albeit small) data center. AND THEN they went ahead and decided to migrate to Exchange. I took a job at a local telco's ISP division, got back up to speed with actual sysadmin duties, and, despite making $15k less a year, I am a hell of a lot happier. I got into this business because I liked the work, not for any other reason, and anything that makes my work harder for no good reason is something to avoid. And clueless managers are a big one.

    2. Re:I'll take geeks over managers anyday! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want the thing to keep working, hire an engineer to look after it.

      If you don't want it to keep working (not the same as wanting it to fail) then hire an accountant.

      maintenance vs profit.

    3. Re:I'll take geeks over managers anyday! by poiuyt23 · · Score: 1

      Our company constantly has problems with buying backup tapes. Recently the legal department where I work said keep all the tape backups - don't rotate any more - use a new tape every day. So we do some quick math - 23 or so servers times about 23 backup days (5 day roataion - 1 month of tapes) ~ 500 tapes. So we order.

      The message comes back - just order 1 month at a time... So we order again 500 tapes...

      Now the fight starts to get a room for them all...

  154. Fun?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am glad I still have my job ...

  155. sure, we are having fun at our tech jobs by mj6798 · · Score: 2
    They gave me some books and told me to learn Perl. Our office was a refurbished factory, with lots of light and open space. Best of all, we could bring our nerf toys in to work (and use them!).

    Of course, we have fun doing technical things, not learning Perl or playing with Nerf toys.

    have they all suffered from the Economic Darwinism of the early 21st century?

    Suffered? I think it's good that dot-coms with almost no technology and almost no business plan have disappeared. Real technology often takes many years to develop; how are sound technology companies supposed to compete for funding with fast talking CEOs for startups?

  156. hello by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dream job includes:

    -Sleeping late (like coming at 10am)

    -Lotsa cool hardware to play with (servers,

    routers, switches etc etc...)

    -respectable salary (40k)

    -New challenges

    -UNIX shop (please please please, I could

    skip this one though)

    1. Re:hello by grammar+nazi · · Score: 2
      Lockheed Martin Federal Systems in Owego NY (Hopefully you can relocate). You have flex time until 10 AM. The team I worked on had a 8 processor Origin compute server and a 10 node MOSIX cluster. 40k is a entry level salary (if you possess the skills). New challenges include OCR and Hand writing recognition, digital image filtering, embedded and server programming (all on the same system), and a well rounded mix of highlevel 'systems engineering' with lowlevel 'programming'.

      However, most of the delivered systems are on WinNT and Visual Studio is where much of the programming takes place. The Unix boxes and Linux clusters are used for proof-of-concepts, prototypes, and sys-admin. However, there are a lot of Linux supporters high up in Management and they could switch over anytime soon.

      --

      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
    2. Re:hello by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Holy cow! You guys are actually working on a "distributed fork" Mosix cluster? I had known that it was available but had mostly assumed that it was pretty much R&D at this point.

      I would love to hear more.

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

    3. Re:hello by grammar+nazi · · Score: 2
      We needed more compute power and they gave us 10 Dual processor pIIIs. Our sweet admin manually patched the Linux Kernel so that we could have a SMP Mosix cluster with the SGI's filesystem (I forgot the name(jfs?)).

      Our main application was Matlab and Matlab processes didn't migrate properly. We kept those on the Origin server. For image processing and rendering, we used the mosix cluster and it worked very well. Just remember to code your program into a bunch of threads or if you are processing data, split data up and run one process on each dataset.

      The program that monitors load is cool too. It monitors the loads on each node and you can watch the threads jump from one node to another.

      --

      Keeping /. free of grammatical errors for ~5 years.
    4. Re:hello by Sayjack · · Score: 1

      Perhaps I should do some more reading. I thought Mosix was supposed to distribute a forked process across distinct machines on a network. Thanks for the information!

      --

      -- Good judgement comes with experience. -- Experience comes with bad judgement.

  157. I have a risky tech job - i love it. by PbF00T · · Score: 1

    I have had a risky tech job since 1996, we were a start up before startups were cool, we were doing layoffs, before layoffs were rampant. I've been through round after round of financing, rounds of layoffs, the selling of the company, and a complete shutdown.

    I think the risk is a big part of what makes it cool and fun. I love the risk, I love the change.

    We went through three very bad management teams. Bad tech decisions forced down from the top, over hiring, hiring friends, buying 1 mil worth of furniture we didn't need, you name it.

    Last December, they laid off everybody except the 12 people that were doing all the work. Then they put us in charge of our departments. It was like a fantasy come true, somebody got rid of the idiots. We have an ass-kicking mean old man running the company now. We do far more with far less. We have actual customer income, and get this, we know what it costs to run our business.

    I work with 21 other people, not one of them is a slacker. I respect every single one of them. A very rare situation indeed.

    1. Re:I have a risky tech job - i love it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like the best job i've heard about yet.... curious to know what company it is

  158. It's a JOB by Caballero · · Score: 2

    It amazes me what people in the new economy have come to expect from their jobs. Some perks are a benefit to the company and the employee and that's great. Happy employees are more productive, but that's a business descision. A lot of new economy employees got spoiled by lots of perks and high salaries, and in the end, the new economy business couldn't afford to stay in business.

    It is good to have a job you enjoy. That means you enjoy doing the work that the employer is paying you to do. It is good when you have bright and interesting coworkers to work with and learn from. You're lucky if that happens.

    Enjoy your job, but remember it is a business. The company is paying you to do work that they sell to pay your salary and make a profit. They are not paying for you to play. If you're not working a full day; you're not doing your job. It isn't your employers job to entertain you.

    Also keep in mind that there are many many people who aren't as fortunate as those of us in the technology industry. They go to their job for 8 hours and do work they don't like, because they have to make a living.

    Enjoy what you do. If you want to have fun, have a life outside of work.

  159. In which university are you in the "top 5"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope the other 4 top coders at your university (names please) are better than you....

    bEmployment = false;
    bEmployment &= (bBadNamingConventions == false);
    bEmployment &= (bAbusingBlankBeforeSemiColons == false);
    bEmployment &= (bAbusingBooleans == false);
    bEmployment &= (bTooManyBlankLines == false);
    bEmployment &= (bTooManyContractionsInMyWriting == false);
    bEmployment &= !BelieveEqual("coding", "programming");
    bEmployment &= !BelieveEqual("university", "real world");

  160. Language doesn't matter by Tim+Macinta · · Score: 5, Insightful
    The really sad part is that people think that you can write software after you "learn" a language.

    On the flip side of the coin are the people who think that you are unqualified for a particular project because you haven't learned a particular language or flavor-of-the-day API. As you did an excellent job of pointing out, software engineering skills are by far the most important factor that determine the quality of a developer's work and these skills are largely language and API independent. This (among other reasons) is why MIT teaches (or used to teach anyway) their computer science courses with obscure languages like CLU and SCHEME - because it is the engineering principals that matter and not the language.

    So to the original poster who chided the company for hiring somebody who didn't know Perl to write Perl, that may have actually been a very good decision if the guy had substantial software engineering skills. It takes a few days to pick up a new programming language, but years to develop good software engineering skills.

    1. Re:Language doesn't matter by plam · · Score: 1
      I strongly agree that the particular language used is irrelevant; experience with large projects is very relevant.


      I noticed your alum.mit.edu address. MIT still teaches 6.001 (the introductory CS course) in Scheme, but now 6.170 (software engnieering) is done in Java, not in CLU; Liskov has correspondingly updated her textbook to use Java instead.


      I don't actually know much about other MIT classes in Course VI (Electrical Engineering and Computer Science), since I don't have to take classes. But it's impossible to be at MIT, in course VI, and not e.g. see some 6.001 course materials on the desk of some guy in your research group who happens to be a TA.

  161. Fun at a big company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm posting this anonymously simply because I have no intention of violating the terms of my severance agreement. I won't be mentioning the name of the company I worked for during most of the 90's. Our group was a smaller company that was bought up and never fully assimilated. I don't know what the corporate culture of the company I worked for was at other sites.

    Ours was fun. We worked hard. During the first few years I was there, we put in a lot of overtime to meet delivery dates. However, these weren't arbitrary deadlines to get us to work hard. We were making sure that we shipped to customers by the dates we had promised. I worked on projects where I knew nearly everyone who had contributed to the product personally.

    I had one manager who told me that wanting to get experience with C++ was a good enough reason for using it on a small component. I had another boss who turned our weekly staff meetings into Java classes.

    When things started going sour a few months ago, the layoffs began. At first, it looked like yet another trimming of overhead that would leave the programmers untouched. Not so. Most of the people I worked with on some really cool stuff are gone and so am I. I'm going to miss working with them.

    And yet, when I've been asked by the outsourcing people we're dealing with as part of our severance what my dream job is, I can answer without hesitation. I was doing it at the end of 2000. I was working with a small team on a really fun project. My boss gave me a piece of it to play with to my heart's content. We consistently delivered releases with extra features because we knew it so well and worked so well together that we just kept finishing things early. And our stuff worked. It just worked.

    Dotcoms aren't the only places where fun stuff happens. You just have to look around. I fell into this last job by chance. Now that I know it can be like that, I don't ever want to go back to my earlier jobs. Pride in what I've built got me out of bed every morning and into the office with a smile.

  162. Interviews are about mind-fit, not tech skills by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    >> Man, I hate those kinds of interviews. Those guys weren't really asking you for answers... they were asking you to read their minds. <<

    They are looking for people who think like them. Prehaps teams work together better if they think alike.

    Until good objective metrics come along, the "think like me" is the way it is, for good or bad.

    1. Re:Interviews are about mind-fit, not tech skills by Zero__Kelvin · · Score: 1


      "They are looking for people who think like them."

      I don't remember putting 'thinking like an idiot and expecting people to read my mind' on my resume, so if they are looking for people who think like them, why bring me in for the interview in the first place?

      --
      Guns don't kill people; Physics kills people! - John Lithgow as Dick Solomon on Third Rock From The Sun
  163. awwwwww by /dev/trash · · Score: 1
    It must be hard to actually have to work and get up in the morning so you can pay for your bills. And they won't let you play with NerfToys either!!

    I was sick of you people before the DotCom run up and I am still sick of you people. Get a clue: 1. Hired to do a job that they had to teach you is bad news. 2. Playing games instead of doing work, bad news. 3. Did you LEARN?? No you went to bad company after bad company.

    And I wish people would stop calling them dot bombs, you were the idiots that thought working for a company with no real product was wise.

    Get a clue, jobs suck, people suck, the world sucks.

  164. Yup -- I've got one. by cduffy · · Score: 2

    ...even though we don't do the nerf thing much any more.

    I work for MontaVista as a Geek Of All Trades (yup, the documentation for the last product I worked on lists that as my title) and love it. Nowhere else have I had as much flexability to see a problem that needs to be addressed or something that could be automated or a new feature that would be helpful to the customer and go out, design it and write it. There are lots of one-man projects up for the taking, I'm allowed to use whatever scripting language I want except where it matters (kernel code, customer requirements, teammates who need to maintain it, whatever), and yes, we have some fun (a company band, free sodas, and pretty damn clued management).

    Even better, I have the most brilliant coworkers I've ever worked with. Anywhere. Ever. Talking with these folks is enlightening, and there's always new stuff to learn. I've gone from porting and packaging to kernel debugging and writing internal testing software. If I get bored of one job, as soon as I finish the project I'm on I can always get assigned to something else.

    We don't spend unnecessary money on toys (no company-issued PDAs, except of course for those working on a PDA-related project) but nonetheless, working there kicks ass.

    Plus they let me telecommute while I'm attending school. WooHOO!

    Thus, let me assure you -- Nerf guns aren't necessary to having a cool job. I'd take the brilliant coworkers, clued management, interesting projects and job flexability that MontaVista offers me any day.

  165. fun jobs exist by Telastyn · · Score: 1

    my job still has nerf toys and teenage programmers, but we also have a viable product, and experience where experience is needed. Not all start-ups fail, just stupid ones.

  166. work is work by nhurm · · Score: 1

    FUn.... I feel lucky to have a job ( it's a real pain in the ass job too) I'm doing threeor four peoples jobs, am understaffed and trying to keep an antique undocumented and rediculously complex (mostly do to piecemeal design) piece of software going while it is be "redeveloped" in Calcutta....
    fun and there aren't that many decent jobs to be had at the moment in case you haven't looked recently...

    --
    morturii
  167. Fun? by GiMP · · Score: 1

    First my complaint, "How fun is too fun?", in the subject line gets kicked by the lameness filter. I consider my tech-job fun, well.. it is ok. I have to deal with clients on the phone a lot, which sucks.. However, I have been learning a lot of system administration skills which I didn't have before, which I find fun.

    I can dress however I want, my hours are set but flexible.. and I make a 1/2 decent salary. Yesterday I was sort of forced by a client to learn quite a bit more about SSL then most knew existed.. being an administrator isn't always just knowing how to do stuff, but learning how to do it within an hour :)

    Many people, especially administrators and programmers are not hired because of their skills.. but how easily they adapt to new environments, software, and technologies. So someone being hired who is a pro at 10 languages, may be hired for an 11th which he barely knows.. as they will be more suitable for the position who ONLY knows that single language.

    Btw, I'm at work and listening to Bob Dylan.. quite loud, nobody seems to mind ;)

  168. Keep at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You are on the right track. Lots of people have an attitude that they go to college and "deserve" something. You sound like the kind of person that "gets it"... The kind of person that does what they do because they love it. That's what we need in the tech industry now. Not these "posers" that we've had for the past 4 years of the dot com boom. I've worked with MCSEs that didn't know what a network jack looked like. I've worked with programmers that have Master's degrees in CS, but can't write a "Hello World!" program in the language of their choice. I can't explain it, but there are people that "get it" and people that are posers. Thank God you're on the right track.

    1. Re:Keep at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean you worked with Computer Scientists who learned the theory behind Computer Science and not how to be a code monkey??? Heaven forbid!

    2. Re:Keep at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that they were hired as programmers. They had "qualifications" on paper. They couldn't write a damn line of code. They didn't know anything. They were eventually fired for incompetence. And believe me, they didn't know theory either. As a matter of fact I don't know what they knew. Nice people, but techs they were not. So eat your words.

    3. Re:Keep at it. by The+Cat · · Score: 1

      Lots of people have an attitude that they go to college and "deserve" something.

      Yeah. Like being called "Doctor" after earning an M.D. or a PhD. Like being instantly qualified to be an attorney, or a mechanical engineer.

      ..and yes, being qualified to work in a field closely related to the major.

      I would venture that the average college student does 10x the work of the average employee.

    4. Re:Keep at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the hell, is there a farm of you morons? College means shit. Fuck your ideal that college means you know something. I know tons of stupid fucks that somehow got through college without knowing a damn shit about what they did. Same for masters and PHD. No wonder the world is so fucked. You morons are everywhere.

    5. Re:Keep at it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So where you all now? Can't say shit now can you? That's right, Dirty Sanchez. Go home to momma!

  169. That stuff is a means to an end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree that nerf/foos/quake/wearing shorts/etc. will not mean that you will enjoy your work, however...

    - They are all stress relievers that provide a great break from a 14 hour day or fighting the nimda virus

    - They are all great activities to empty your mind after working on a particularly difficult or mind-bending problem

    - They are all great team building exercises

    - They are all great fun! (or they should be!)

    While I certainly consider those things a luxury in my current job that can be taken away when someone plays the "we need to be more corporate" card, as has been played in a few isolated incidents, I consider them essential to keeping up the morale of a close-knit team in a startup in hard economic times.

    These are not all things that make a job great, but they sure make a difference! I'm decidedly happier in the day to day environment where I am than I have been anywhere else--and that counterbalances all the *real* (ie. non bajillion dollar funded crap) startup shit that we have to go through every day.

  170. Why I get out of bed in the morning by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

    I'll give the original poster the benefit of the doubt by assuming he just neglected to mention some of the more important aspects of his "fun job" rather than assuming he's just shallow and naive.

    After 13 years of pushing pixels, I've finally found my dream job. Yes, there is some Nerf involved, but very little. I work for a company that produces highly interactive CBT (Computer Based Training). Our niche of the market is fairly small, but we're far and away the top dogs in that niche.

    I get to do 2D and 3D design and animation, a moderate amount of programming and scripting, and am also getting my feet wet in VR walkthroughs and simulations. Probably the single best part of it all is we're given enough time (typically a few months for a 1-hour lesson) to make our projects as perfect as we can. And although we work our asses off, we (management included, not just us geeks) make sure it's always a "fun" environment. We're given a suit-free environment of our own, where as long as we can meet our deadlines and continue to improve our courseware, we have free reign to work as we see fit. That's manifested in many subtle (yet important) ways, but the two easiest to convey are spending each day grooving to our mp3 collections on good heaphones (which is where the Nerf balls come in... intercom system) and HalfLife over the LAN at lunchtime.

    The most important aspects of the job are that we all work as hard as we can to produce the best product we can conceive of, and that we are constantly learning new skills and methods, with complete support from management for any effort to improve on what we do. I'm sure it's not a universal sentiment, but most of us would happily work there for free if we were able to. Can you say zero turnover? I knew ya could.

    --Bryan

    --

    Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
  171. What the hell is a "datbase" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it like "disbase, datbase, whatever" or maybe "all your datbase are belong to us"

  172. Find a job doing something you believe in by thewiz · · Score: 1

    I recently moved from a "boring" job (working for a defense contractor) to an "exciting" job at a telecommunications company. The group I work with used to be an ISP before they were bought buy the telcom company.

    I must admit that the people I work with now are some of the sharpest I've come across in a long time. I'm learning things from them instead of begging management for training. The pay is great (with performance bonuses!) and the stock options aren't bad. Hell, I even have a window to look out of now instead of being trapped in a fluorescent-lit room with steel walls and no windows. And, yes, we even have Nerf toys even though no one has used them yet.

    However, I find that I'm stuck on a relatively meaningless project, begging vendors for hardware and software that we need to complete said project. We're doing this because our budget was SLASHED (reduced 90%) and we barely have money to meet operational costs until the end of the year. So, while we wait for the vendors, err Business Partners, to ante up not much is happening. Aside from some computer-based training, I spend most of my time surfing the web.

    When I left my previous job, it was because of management issues. Now I realize that, regardless of management issues, I really did like what I was doing because it was in support of our armed forces and I WAS making a difference. At my current job, I feel like a cog, easily replacable, even though it is a "fun" work environment. This has forced me to ask myself some important questions about what exactly I want out of a job and what I'm willing to put up with to do something I feel is meaningful.

    You might want to spend sometime thinking about what YOU want out of a job before deciding on your next move. You may find that what you want to do is not conducive to a "fun" environment but is something you'll feel good about doing. Or, you may be just the person that group/company needs to show them how to have fun doing their work.

    --
    If "disco" means "I learn" in Latin, does "discothèque" mean "I learn technology"?
  173. Be Careful... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have a job that you do enjoy, and you have one those pointy haired boss, DO NOT SHOW TO HIM that enjoy your job. You'll end up being paid less. I am serious. If you really want the job, like the job and serious about contributing to the work, the management would think try squeeze out money from you to the point where you think it is not worth being paid so little. If you hate your job, be on the look out for another rewarding position, they'll string you along and or raise your salary.

    Good luck.

  174. Fuck that whiney shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    blah blah blah world a better place, give me a fucking break. I want more MONEY

    1. Re:Fuck that whiney shit by Dolphinzilla · · Score: 1

      I agree, there is nothing quite as satisfying as the sound of my Porsche 911's rev-limiter cutting in and out in 5th gear. Thank You almighty dollar :-)

  175. So that's how Bin L. got that software by Tablizer · · Score: 1
    Man oh man, the way the blood drained out of the M$ lovin' PMs face when he was told to put up a Linux box was priceless! ......If you are in a government job and you want to have some fun with your M$ friends, let me know, I'll give you a couple of the apps I developed for the Army.

    OSS Nuke Lauchers too?

  176. a place between lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps also it is not merely where one works. Certainly a job is a job, no matter what the surroundings; however, I tend to see that the city that surrounds you may make for a more interesting time. For instance, New York, New Orleans, San Francisco possibly, as opposed to, let's say, a suburb of Michigan, or the fine presence of Kent, Ohio.

  177. Google. by Sir+Spank-o-tron · · Score: 1



    Google is fun. They're making profit. They'll probably IPO in a couple months DESPITE the economy turning to shit, and they'll make big huge bank.

    --
    -- Spankmeister General
    1. Re:Google. by akira2001 · · Score: 1

      ya I heard that the employees can have free steaks in the cafeteria for lunch. that sounds awesome to me!

  178. If you need nerf toys to make it fun, maybe.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you need nerf toys to make it fun, maybe you are not really cut out for tech.

    I think tech is fun, because of the kind of work involved. Is it all fun? Of course not, that's why they pay us to go to work and we pay them to go to Disneyland.

  179. CBT? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You really meant to say "highly interactive cock-n-ball torture"

  180. Watch out for having "fun" at your job by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 1
    At the last place I worked, the management team put a ping pong table in the employee lunch room. I never used it during normal business hours. Only after hours, or if I happened to be working on the weekend. And good thing too, turns out that those who fell for the "ping pong bait" were generally "laid off" within a couple weeks.

    I found out from an anonymous source that management was emailing back and forth about the people they were spotting playing ping pong.

    Just my .02 cents....

  181. job vs fun by looie · · Score: 1
    "Job satisfaction" is sometimes a big deal for white collar types. It mostly is irrelevant for the other 99.999% of the workforce. I happen to enjoy my job right now, even though I have misgivings about some things my company is doing. OTOH, two days after the WTC incident, the company donated $100,000 to the rescue efforts. I liked that.

    I have had some really lousy jobs, working for and with scum-sucking pigs. That helps me keep things in perspective, when I start to get into that "poor poor pitiful me" mode that always initiates the "job satisfaction" debate.

    People who say, "oh, just go get another job" are likely either ignorant or fools. Most jobs are going to have some unpleasantness. Some things are intolerable: bigotry, dishonesty, sexism. Yes, you have to realize that most places of employment are going to include those items. You may have to shop for a long time before you find one that doesn't -- if ever.

    In the end, you have to determine what combination of pleasantness and unpleasantness suits you best. A good deal of the atmosphere of a job depends on how you approach it. I have a coworker who grumbles a lot, who is rabidly anti-MS (we are pretty much a MS shop), and who can be a real "nattering nabob of negativity" sometimes. He's not doing himself or us a favor by staying in a position he obviously doesn't like. It's important to look at the impact your own behavior has on the atmosphere at work. If you find yourself being nominated "Mr. Negativity," it's probably time to get out -- or do a 180 in attitude.

    On being told by a manager that I had a bad attitude, I once said, "I don't change attitude, I change jobs." That's not necessarily the way to get yourself into a job you really want to keep.

    mp

    --
    "The secret to strong security: less reliance on secrets." -- Whitfield Diffie
  182. Can't the gov't be fun? by KlfJoat · · Score: 1

    I work for my state government in one of the largest state agencies they have. Aside from spending all day Friday cleaning out the Nimda worm (will users never learn?), we normally have a wonderful time at the Helldesk.

    A Godzilla toy is dangling from the dropped ceiling in a mouse cord noose, old 386 and 387 chips (nicknamed "giblets") are embedded in the carpeting which covers our walls, a sound-proof room (used to be a recording studio), and we have free reign from the bosses to do "Network Performance Testing" during lunch using Q3 and Unreal Tourney.

    I'll admit, I got lucky in where I work. I know not all gov't IT jobs are like this, but it shows that it IS possible to work for anyone, even the gov't, and have fun doing it!

    (first /. post, please go easy on me)

  183. I'm in the same boat! working for the State of RI! by MrJerryNormandinSir · · Score: 0

    I am in a similar situation! I was the lead engineer/treasurer for a startup ISP that later got bought out by Log On America. I did everything, design infrastructure, design the
    automated subscription system, write system monitoring tools, it was fun. I later had to
    move to a coinsulting firm since I waited for just about a year for the ISP to become profitable and draw a real paycheck. instead a buyout happened and the money sucked so I moved to the consulting form. I've designed wide area networks for school system for a small consulting company in RI. When I started to fly all over the place as a consultant I decided that the job wasn't for me since I'm married and have three great sons
    and an awesome wife. So.. I left there to do system administration work (DCE/DFS on Sun Solaris) for a major Ivy League University. I got bored there after a year and made a move to a small consulting company that primarily does governement work in New England. Well, at least at the college they made use of Open Source. The
    RI State governement is afraid of it, even though I and a few other State workers make extensive use of Perl. I've been trying to turn them on to SAMBA since thier Novell Directory services IIS Servers, and even State Wide Network got hosed by NIMDA. I've explained to them in detail why they
    are wide open to attack. I even tried to talk to
    them about replacing thier IIS servers with Apache, explain to them why they should run the httpd daemon as nobody. I'm even trying to turn them on to LDAP, Kerberos. For the most part
    I'm running trends analysis on large AIX boxes and
    N & L class HPUX servers. Sometimes I get to configure an HPUX based Oracle server. And yes I miss the days when I build popping pill bottle
    and placed them on a managers desk (a little freon inside a pill bottle closed tightly will pop it's
    cap of in about 20 minutes.) And no more nerf fights.

    If I didn't have a mortgage and college tuition
    comming up soon for my oldest son then I'd startup
    a consulting business again. For now I'm in
    a holding pattern. Governement work is too slow paced for me, but it pays the bills.

  184. Just another opinion by shic · · Score: 1

    My take on this question is that I'm sure that there is loads of fun work out there - although in the environment of limited funding changing jobs should not be taken lightly. However, for myself, a fun job is one where I'm given sufficient freedom and resources to make me productive. If you can solve problems you will be a valued employee and even when jobs are scarce - you will find work with any organisation that feels they can trust you.

    That said, I enjoy solving non-obvious problems, love technology and have been obsessed by software for over a decade. I hate computer games, love good food and think that a friendly, light and well-equipped workplace can't be over valued. I'm very aware that jobs I find interesting are "dangerous" but this is because I like adventurous ventures. This is why I do work for others. I've been asked to recommend others for jobs I'd find interesting, but I've had to explain that everyone I know who is up to the job is in well-paid stable employment - good people are still hard to find.

  185. H1B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In six years when the last of the last batch of 3.6 million (cumulative total) of H1B tech workers have been deported against their will, but according to the law, this will change.

    Of course, as soon as your market wage starts to rise, they'll just let a few hundred thousand a year in til it drops again. Free market. Hah.

    To the H1Bs, you are taking American jobs, but my complaint is not that. It is that you are NOT allowed a permanent green card. Granting that would decrease congress's will to let as many in, granted, but it would greatly increase the average quality of those who do get in's lives.

    1. Re:H1B by Skapare · · Score: 2

      H1B amounts to "slave labor". The workers can't risk losing their jobs for fear of being deported, so they will take whatever crap the employer forces on them, and the employers know it, so this dish it out thick.

      H1B workers can't very easily change jobs, because the new employer has to already be willing to do the government paperwork to hire an H1B. The market for job hopping (which would help prevent abuses by employers) is pretty much closed to H1B workers.

      H1B workers are underpaid for their jobs because the H1B job only requires they be paid at least the average pay for the job classification, and the government classifies all software engineering into one single job with one average. Since that average takes into account all the really lame programming work, too, it's a lot lower than what a really good programmer would and should make.

      H1B workers hurt the US economy because they buy less here with what little money they do make (on average). Many send all their excess back home (because they aren't planning to stay), or save it up and take it back when they finally leave (even if they'd have preferred to stay and become citizens).

      I say the H1B program should be dumped. Those who want to leave, go back home. Those who want to stay should be given permanent resident status (and they are welcome in our country) and be free go find a better job than the one they are stuck in. That is what a free market really is.

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      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  186. tech jobs by CREATE+FUNCTION+zoop · · Score: 1

    Find a position in a traditionally "stable" industry that has a need for your technical skills rather than the tech industry itself...in my case, eyeglasses. How often have you seen an organization that is doing well in its industry but is anywhere from technically wanting to technically crippled? Most importantly, don't pout about the illusive big bucks and prestige you thought you were promised by the tech industry. When it comes to my job, I am the proverbial "...pig in shit"; not because it's "fun", but because my skills are appreciated when it comes to solving problems. I don't have a degree in computer science, but after learning HTML 5 years ago, I am now "the coder" of a small and capable IT department because of applicants who expected a HUGE salary for what was often a rigid skill set and a poor attitude. Even in the current climate, we're doing well enough to outsource our IT division for networking, consulting, programming, hosting, e-commerce, etc.

  187. best job around by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at Microsoft. You can make your own schedule; the job is hard to get so other employees are devoted and highly intelligent; you can set your own goals; the job has many perks for outstanding performance; I get to see my product used by millions of people; the lunch rooms have five-star catering; there is free beer and hard lemonade just about everywhere; the women in HR are...well you know (damn!); I get free access to ProClub; free car; huge software discounts; free computer; free clothing; free food if I'm inclined; Xylo card to get me even more free stuff; the Bellevue is virtually crime-free; lots of exotic sports cars to test drive\own; my manager is a good friend; the company is strong; no layoffs - my job is secure as long as I perform; the job is like getting payed to have fun all day; free arcade\pool table\ping pong\ski trips\rafting\rock climbing\paintball\big screen projector TV's\big screen plasma TV's. In short, it's a fucking awesome place to work.

    1. Re:best job around by hyperstation · · Score: 1

      that's pretty cool...i don't particularly like MS business policies, however i never doubted that they treat their employees quite well

  188. Ignore the stuffy 'told you so' losers by horza · · Score: 2

    Whilst demand exceeded supply for programmers things were pretty cushy for those with tech skills. Those that took the risk and participated in the revolution reaped the rewards. Those who stayed in 'safe' jobs they hated busting their butt in 9-5 for little reward looked on in jealousy. At the company I worked for we had nerf wars, played footie in the office, had a company Nintendo/Playstation room, free beer and pizza from Fri 4pm onwards, bar tabs at the best bars in the city... and you know what? The work was challenging and fun. And we got responsibility we wouldn't have got working as a 'cog' in a large corporation. Personally I had an amazing time and still got to write some kick-ass content management systems. Then work slowed down so I moved to an established media company where they promised me more interesting work. But the office was still relaxed and we had fun. I now run my own company which is far tougher but the only way to make significant money. Should I have to go back to working for someone else then being good at my job I won't have any problems finding employment... despite having had all the 'superficial perks' and being 'bought off by the management'. And you can't take those days away from me :-P

    To sum up, don't live in the past: just look back in wonder at the amazing time you had, it'll be something to tell your kids as they struggle to find work in a world recession. It'll never be as good again until the economy is.

    Phillip.

  189. Quit whineing please, Sheltered whelp by epseps · · Score: 1

    No Nerf Guns! The Horror!

    I got a boring tech job and I love it (well it wasn't boring the last two weeks because my office was almost destroyed by terrorists).

    Why do I love it? Because I graduated school in the early 1990's and had to be a dishwasher becaus the economy sucked so bad. After that I became a social worker at a group home. I had to work with retarded adults, I gave bathes, I wiped asses and I changed diapers of quadroplegics, I got feces hurled at me, I had to say words out loud like "Stop Masturbating" in the middle of McDonalds. All this for $6 an hour.

    I then moved to New York in 1995 and became a truck driver. I got my fingers broken movig furniture, I got threatened by the police, I saw people get killed in really stupid car accidents, and I am presently getting sued by a moron who hit me head on in Pennsylvania after he swerved into my lane. He's trying to get me to settle out of court for something that was his fault due to a goofy Pennsylvania law.

    My knees are still screwed up from that one.

    So you wanna know if 'fun' jobs are out there?

    If they are, you don't deserve them, I do. And people like me who have had real crappy jobs before.

    Too me, getting paid well, not getting hasseled by corupt cops and not dealing in human excrement is a 'fun job', but you can play with Nerf stuff if you work at a group home.

  190. Answers to 2 and 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?

    No.

    2.If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?
    3. What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"

    I'm porking the receptionist.

  191. Forget your little dot-bomb thinkgeek world. by Ogerman · · Score: 2

    Here's a recipe for a job lifestyle that doesn't suck. Comments are welcome to improve and sharpen this idea..

    1.) Live a simpler life; do with less. There's no happiness in posessions. You don't need to buy a shiny new house in the suburbs--find a nice plot of land in a more rural area and build your own small, efficient, eco-engineered dwelling. You don't need a brand new car. You don't need to buy every latest piece of super-fast hardware the day it comes out. You don't need to buy goofy little geek trinket items from online vendors. You don't need Cable TV or satellite. You don't need to order out--learn to cook instead.. You don't need a huge stash of caffeinated beverages--water is much more healthful. You don't need to go to Starbucks, Panera, or other trendy shop every other day. You don't need to buy your clothes at fancy shopping malls. I could go on and on but you get the picture.

    2.) Now that you don't need $60k/year to support your lifestyle, do whatever the heck you please. You can easily make enough to support yourself by doing contract work, consulting, etc. and have plenty left over to put into savings. You don't have to figure out the latest and greatest radically new business idea to be self-employed. Go with something that works and have 6 months of living expenses in a seperate bank account in case of rough times. Focus on zero-debt. Get rid of any car loans or mortgages ASAP. (you didn't waste that much on a house/car did you?)

    3.) Now, all of a sudden, you also have lots of free time because you're not stuck in a 9-5. What better way to use that time than to contribute to lots of Open Source projects. Work with the idea that better OSS will expand your opportunities in a consulting job.

    4.) Save Save Save. Make $20k/year your goal. Invest it wisely. Retire early. Kick back and relax. Enjoy the easy life without being filthy rich.
    5.) On the other hand, working for a big established company is a way to build up enough money to launch yourself into the position I've described, especially if you're just getting out of school and need to pay off your loans.

    1. Re:Forget your little dot-bomb thinkgeek world. by Pathwalker · · Score: 2

      If you want to simplify things, I strongly suggest this book.

      It's basically an outline of different strategies to cut down on unnecessary expenses, and still live life to the fullest.

      Some of the strategies given might seem a little extreme (at least, if you don't compare them to this guy), but most of the suggestions are simple, make life more enjoyable, and the savings add up.

  192. Security is FUN! by sgoldsby · · Score: 1

    I own an Information Security consulting firm. People pay us (very well) to hack into their networks, do onsite security assessments, do incident response, nail employees gone bad, fix their firewalls, roll out VPNs, and other such things.

    A bad day at my company is better than a good day just about anywhere else.

    Our line of work is the most fun... We get PAID to do what we love.

    http://www.networkarmor.com

  193. Are there any fun tech jobs by bubbaD · · Score: 1

    Life Sucks then You Die...
    I'm not even going to think about my realistic chances for employment...
    I think you can have time out for nerf ball when Panhandling (does that qualify as a tech job?)

  194. Define "fun" by Kiaser+Zohsay · · Score: 1

    Making my software behave the way I want is a great rush. Design, coding, testing is fun. Bug hunting and squashing when successful is satisfying. End-user support is... well, that's why they call it a job.

    I consider myself lucky, though. I am part a small team that works on a commercial app with longstanding well-defined requirements. It's similar to tax software: the users need to print a report in such-and-such format and create a data file with such-and-such contents. Beyond that, we (I) get pretty much a free hand to make the software "do the right thing". I keep getting the feeling that this type of job is more and more rare.

    The office environment and the people therein are important, and a bad work environment can ruin a great job. But, if you're not deeply into the "work" that you do, all the perks in the world can't make it a fun job.

    --
    I am not your blowing wind, I am the lightning.
  195. Not trying to one-ups by MeowMeow+Jones · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    But if you're on a computer, you can actually crawl through a new statement with a debugger. Here on MSVC, new calls malloc, delete calls free. Alot of programmers will write debug versions of all dynamically allocated objects, so that they can do primitive reference counting to see if there are any memory leaks. They're usually implemented with malloc and free as well.

    Regarding sbrk() most manpages recommend that you dont use it (From FreeBSD:The brk and sbrk functions are historical curiosities left over from earlier days before the advent of virtual memory management.)

    The original question is a bit of a double-edged sword (and might have even been intended as so) Although the only rational way to impement a default new() is {return malloc(sizeof(object));} it's irrelevant, because new is an interface. It's implementation should be considered a black box by the programmer. Even though new and delete almost definately use malloc and free, you can't make that assumption as a programmer.

    That's the reason they go out of the way to state that calling free on a new'ed object leads to undefined behaviour. It'll work 99.999% of the time, but when it does bite you in the ass it'll take you weeks to find the bug.

    --

    Trolls throughout history:
    Jonathan Swift

  196. Fun at work is all about enjoying the work by Occams+Razor · · Score: 1

    I work for a big company, in a cube farm, it can take months to get purchases approved, we are chronically understaffed and overloaded. PHBs are everywhere as are people who are worthless for real work but have figured out how to work the company.
    HOWEVER, I have one of the most complex and interesting environments I've ever seen to work in. The network spans the globe, we have almost every operating system under the sun. I play.. er, I mean work with servers that have uptimes of multiple years and hold terabytes worth of data. Our network pushes gigs and gigs of traffic every minute.
    I love what I do (infosec) and I have a never-ending playground of challenges and projects. I work from home when I want to, I have good benefits and a fair amount of vacation....
    Who cares about nerf toys (I'd rather have free Dr. Pepper) or lots of light (can you say screen glare and too much heat)?
    Why should I care about the cube farm I work in? I spend my time in the wires and the ether, I may have a 9X9 cell that I spend 9+ hours/day sitting in, but my mind is wandering around the world over and over.

  197. The ARE fun government jobs by donheff · · Score: 1

    I have about 200 contractors and 60 Federal employees working for me. We have everything from legacy Cobol programs, to COTS e-commerce packages, to custom Java Web apps (hum - the one I'm thinking about is open source since anyone can request our code), to a 4,000 seat LAN/WAN (yeah, sorry we are largely MS at the desktop, but we have lots of Unix application servers and some Linux in the infrastructure). We are hiring a few employees so we can try to keep up with the technology our contractors bring to us. Interestingly, quite a few of our skilled contractors are interested in coming to work for us because they love what they do for us, are having a lot of fun, and like the stability they perceive on the government side. Others find the concept of the long term commitment they believe goes with a decision to move in-house to be a negative. Different strokes for different folks. No nerf guns but the former CIO used to toss footballs at everyone who came in his door -- I'm more sedate, but I don't mind people tossing them at me.

  198. I'm having fun! by sudog · · Score: 1

    I work locally here in Victoria, BC in a permanent "consulting" job for an American company in Alameda, CA. And I've got to tell you, I'm still having a great time. We have a foosball table, a ping pong table, a relaxed environment, and I get to deal with really smart people all day long. (Programmers, developers, and engineers from Microsoft's WebTV, U.S. Navy Weapons Division, NASA's JPL, etc.)

    The job isn't in danger of going anywhere, I get to stay in Canada, we have a stocked refrigerator, and there's skylights throughout the building. (Big difference between natural light and artificial.)

    I have fun at my job. I think there's a terrible fallacy going on right now though: There are a tonne of jobs available--lots of them. All over. But the qualified individuals are lost in the sea of layoffs from the other idiot companies.

    If you know what you're doing, you won't have trouble finding a job. Really! If you're not an arrogant ass, you won't have trouble finding a job. Honestly!

    The problem is convincing your potential employer that you aren't lying like a sack of sh*t and that you really do know those things on your resume. With all those layoffs, the market is inundated with unskilled wannabe professionals who were spoiled by the dot-bombs. They're making it hard for those of us (or more appropriately, you kind folk) who've been here from the start, and so really good people get passed by because they don't know how to attract positive attention to themselves.

    There's lots of jobs--just a bad signal:noise ratio.

    1. Re:I'm having fun! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      AMEN BROTHER BEAVIS!, Amen... Of course, those of the unemployable/unemployed who have higher and deeper degrees are now starting to see the benifits of finishing that higher education...

  199. Small, private companies vs. mega web shops by celloguy · · Score: 1

    My web development company, SpinWeb, is small (8 people) and privately held. We've been in business for over five years and we use PHP, Perl, MySQL, Unix/Linux, and other open-source technologies. We are thriving and having a great time. My opinion is that it's a result of our structure and approach to how we do business. Many huge web shops (i.e. Agency.com, Razorfish, Marchfirst) grew so large and in such a short time that they basically collapsed under their own bulk. The primary goal of these companies was to make money and watch their stock go up. In the meantime, the smaller, private companies continue to focus on producing quality work and having fun. This is not to say that the larger companies don't produce quality work, but they definitely operate by a different set of goals. I'm convinced that only the smaller, more agile web shops will survive and will continue to provide a fun work environment. Web development is a service that sometimes requires lots of interaction with the client and larger companies have trouble dealing with this. When clients want to make a change on their web sites, they don't want to wade through endless layers of project managers and team leaders, they want to talk to a developer and cut straight to the chase. This is what makes small companies like mine attractive to most clients.

    I love my job and most days it doesn't seem like work.

    --
    Confucious say: "Is stuffy inside fortune cookie."
    1. Re:Small, private companies vs. mega web shops by Skapare · · Score: 2

      You mean you didn't try to corner 30% of the national web development market, get hundreds of millions of dollars of venture capital and IPO funding, and overexpand yourself aiming for 30% when only 0.5% was the practical limit in a market with thousands of developer companies? You mean you didn't end up being a dot-com-bomb like the others who wanted to become billionaires and ended up being thousandaires?

      --
      now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
  200. Still Babeling along by Malcs · · Score: 1

    Oh there's still some places that haven't sucked the blood out of the genius of generousity, like towerofbabel.com

    --
    My name is Carlos Montoya. You share files of my music. Prepare to die.
  201. there are fun jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Personally I love my job. I fear the day I move to another city or country because if I still need a "regular" job at that point I won't find anything near as comfortable as this one. People on both sides of the issue of what should be fun seem to think it's either fun or it's a job with a good, possibly lasting, company. They think that those options are exclusive and I am here to write that they are not.

    At my job I

    • work what hours I want
    • dress how I want
    • can leave my cube an utter mess
    • have co-worker programmers (and supervisor) that are easy to deal with and intelligent
    • am well paid (not just options but lots of good, hard cash)
    • can take days off just asking that day or the day before
    • have a large level of responsibility and self-determinism for my own set of functionality and programs
    • can participate in game nights, which are usually spontaneous
    There are other benefits, too, but these are the main ones. So what's the catch? I have to get the job done. That's it. For quite a while there that meant spending massive hours at work like a lot of pre-IPOs but for the past few months, and pretty much forever more, we're guaranteed to spend a normal amount of time at work. This company isn't a flash in the pan either, we've got cash in the bank to keep going for a couple years, we've already been around for years (though our major expansion happened just in the past year and a half) and have been getting major new contracts that will ensure a long lasting and profitable company as soon as we start going into mass production.

    This is the model for how a good company should work - set goals, achieve goals, let employees do whatever (legal, reasonable things) they want to do to make themselves comfortable so they can achieve their (and your) goals. The main failing of all those start-ups had little to do with having a fun, good atmosphere at work and had everything to do with their business model and their ways for tracking and maintaining accountability. Work can be fun, it's just that you remember that it does indeed require work.

  202. Fun jobs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a games developer. We have nerf guns, superhero capes and novelty hats. It's good fun.

  203. a tip for working without glare from lights by Tumbleweed · · Score: 2

    Do what I did at a previous job - take out the lights from their sockets in your part of the office. Others get their lights, you get your darkness, and all is right with the world. I had to argue a bit with the maintenance people who kept replacing the bulbs, until I left a note there saying NOT to replace it. Then much eye relief ensued.

  204. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's wrong with a stress break every now and then? He said they only last for about 5 minutes, so what's the big deal?

    I'd rather have the government wasting a bit of money on this than putting it into some politician's pocket. You wonder where the term "postal" came from? Overstressed workers!

  205. sour grapes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I smell alot of sour grapes from l0sers who0 stayed with their dull, low paying, but safe jobs v. the risk takers, some of whom had fun and made a fair chunk of change, and if they are careful may continue to do so...

    Undoubtedly there are still fun companies around, but I imagine that they are restricted to certain geogrpahical areas... E.g. I imagine that most of the sour grapes are in the rust belt...

  206. Fun Jobs by furchin · · Score: 1

    Having read most of the higher-rated comments on here, it seems to be as though most folks seem to frown on your desire for a nerf gun at work. I think the people who are saying that you need to find a job you like based on discipline (ie, you like programming, so a programming job is fun) are wrong. Let's pretend that there are two jobs, A and B, that are identical except that job B allows you nerf guns (and any other toys you like), you can wear anything you like, and work the hours you want. Which job do you think is better? Of course you'll go with B. Yet a lot of folks here want to argue that even with all those toys, you won't be happy if you don't like the job itself since the toys cannot distract you. That's true, but you're reading slashdot (read: you like computers) and I'd wager that you like programming too. Toys simply allow you to take a break from whatever you're doing, which is especially useful for morale and for when you're stuck on something and need to take your mind off it for a few. I'm a college student, but I've had two summer internships that involved programming (both were salaried, not hourly). One was for a large food company where the environment was just slightly less formal than the standard corporate attire, but toys would have probably been unacceptable. You had to work from 8am to 4:45pm. Then my next internship was for a large software company where toys were accepted. You could work whatever hours you wanted. You had the freedom to come and go as you wanted. I chose to come in much later in the morning than 8am. The company had arcade games, ping pong, foosball, not to mention the toys you brought in yourself (like razor scooters for commuting down the hallway). The job with toys was much more fun, and I got about the same amount of work done at each job. The toys simply meant I spent more time at work.

  207. Working for Alias|wavefront is the best. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hi,

    I work in the Maya team. Prior to that I worked in a couple of CG-related companies. This job is the best I've ever had. I used to read about CG algorithms when I was in high school, so getting paid to program it, and seeing the product being used in games and movies, is extremely motivating. But then I don't waste my time playing with nerf toys. Anyway, until you mature, enjoy the government. ;-)

  208. It's the finding process that's broken by Skapare · · Score: 2

    The small companies doing the interesting stuff don't advertise job openings on the big job boards (mostly, there are occaisional exceptions). Basically the job finding (and from the point of view of employer, the people finding) process is what is flawed. The big job boards are 95% jobs that are handled by recruiters, who spend about 1/4 of the space promoting how great their job placement company is. Most of those jobs are stuff big corporate jobs for small peons, and lately at pay levels unrelated to the skills and experience people really bring to the job (because they decide in advance what the pay is, and try to find someone that will take it ... which works in this market right now).

    I'd like to see a job board set up that's restricted to just really cool jobs. It would have fewer recruiters because they have few cool jobs, but it shouldn't restrict them. And it would be important for the search on it to be smart. On the major boards, if I search on a keyword like "unix" it matches up ever jobs for Windows NT programmers that say "some exposure to unix would be helpful", but that's not what I put the search term in to find. And there needs to be as much focus on what kind of job is involved (the role, what the work is) as the skills. Just because I listed skills in programming a few languages doesn't mean I actually want a job doing programming all day long (hey, many admins can code, too, but maybe they don't want to do it all day long).

    Such a job board MUST be free for not only job seekers, but also employers. Companies are faced with many boards to post on, and when there are costs involved (usually a few hundred dollars), they simply cannot post on them all (and many small companies can't even post on any). Revenue to support it should come from impression advertising and highlighting extras (for those companies that do want to pay something to make their posting stand out).

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    now we need to go OSS in diesel cars
    1. Re:It's the finding process that's broken by maffstephens · · Score: 1

      If you're in the UK, this could be a good starting-place:

      http://www.JobsHive.com

      It isn't specifically for "cool" jobs, but it cuts out the agencies - which is a good start. If agencies try to weasel their way in, they get put in the Hall of Shame.

      And it's free to both employers and candidates!

      The site only started a couple of weeks ago, so it's early days. Hopefully they'll expand to the US eventually...

      Maff.

      --
      Programming with a dose of satire: http://www.SoftwareReality.com
  209. Re:The trick is not "fun", but "interesting" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amen to that. To me, 'fun' can be as perverse as 'getting to learn new stuff'.

    Strangely enough, a lot of places would be happier to see you flounder and curse for hours than sit quietly reading documentation for 15 minutes to find out what you need to to solve the problem. It sounds like you've got a good situation.

  210. Re:Want fun? Try game programming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    A lot of people seem to have the impression that getting a job in the Game industry is really really tough. For Engineers/Programmers, this is definitely not the case.

    It might not be hard to get a job, but folks who are interested should really talk to some people who are doing it to find out what it's like AFTER you get the job. That's when it often gets ugly. I can't speak for your case, it sounds like you're happy, but that's the impression I've gotten from most friends in that business.

    Problem with staying in the game business for a long time is that there is always younger, better, CHEAPER blood chomping at the bit to take your job. That's not really true if you're writing telephone switch software.

  211. fun? Oh hell ya !! by abolith · · Score: 1

    the place i work at has ALOT fun, Nerf guns ect.. and that includes teepeeing my bosses office, after we picked the lock : )
    all this and we still get work done. As long as the goofing off is not excessive, our boss turns a blind eye knowing that a happy employee is one who will work longer, harder for for less (not a whole lot less but i wouldn't leave this place for anything short of a 40% raise)

    --
    if you want "No More Hiroshimas" then I say "You First. No More Pearl Harbors."
  212. I enjoy my job, but it's not really "IT"... by RevAaron · · Score: 2

    I am a college student. One of my jobs outside of my classes is some undergraduate ecology research. Fun stuff. Basically, I write code to analyze various ecological datasets. Interesting stuff. While I don't shoot nerf arrows at the scientists who work around me, I get to go camping occasionally as a part of my job, in addition to doing something that fascinates me. For me, this is a lot cooler than being just another capitalist whore with a bonus of nerf weapons... But that's just me.

    --

    Working toward a usable PDA environment in the spirit of Newton OS: Dynapad
  213. Fun Job? Let's face a basic and undeniable fact... by Lobsang · · Score: 1

    First of all, if working was fun, YOU would be paying to work, not being paid. :)

    But, seriously, I've had fun jobs in the past. Sometimes, it's the work that's appetizing. Sometimes, it's the environment, with fun and interesting people.

    Most of my good friends today come from those jobs. And I think they'll be my friends for life.

    Unfortunately, nothing good seems to last... Today I have a job that's both uninteresting and a career dead-end. To make matters worse, the co-workers are absolutely weird. I'm yet to see such a bad mix. The cherry on the top of the ice-cream is my situation as a foreign worker in the US, that prevents me from changing jobs too easily.

    Face it... It could be worse. You may not have a fun job, but at least (these days) you have a job.

  214. i work at a pretty neat place by hyperstation · · Score: 1

    i just started a new job, for a non-profit. it doesn't pay a lot, but being on a ranch, isolated in western montana is nice compensation. here we have a lake within 100 feet of my front door, nice people, horses, lots of fun.

    my position here is basically maintaining the network, as well as the database and web servers, as well as writing new software which keeps our organization together. i'm rather enjoying it after 3 weeks.

    don't fret folks, there still are enjoyable, fun tech jobs out there - i plan on staying with .orgs as long as i can.

  215. Yes, there are fun jobs by RallyDriver · · Score: 2

    I work for a startup which is now a bit less than 2 years old. We have about 70 people. I am the CTO which for me is my dream job - it involves a wonderful variety of things from the deeply technical to the purely business oriented. The best days are when I cover the full spectrum of the role; dealing with vendors, whiteboarding with senior engineers, some people stuff, and a bit of pre-sales chalk talk.

    Building a startup company from scratch is a tremedous personal growth experience, and I've gotten a lot out of it. It's extremely hard work, but extremely rewarding too.

    In contrast to the dot-coms, we have been very conservative with spending our modest venture capital investment, and have concentrated on steady success - we have put out three software releases, we have successful paying customers to whom we deliver real value, and a 99.93% (and growing) uptime.

    It's the company culture which is most important to me - we value people most highly. We have an open information culture (and after all, everyone is a shareholder). Mutual respect, integrity and a work hard play hard attitude are all important to us. We have a highly capable technical team, and many of them could easily find a higher paying job with a larger company even in this market; the reason they are with us is because they believe in what they do, and they enjopy the contribution they can make and impact they can have at a small company.

    A lot of people posting in this forum will spout a lot of wibble about how everything should be run by techies and how marketing and sales people aren't as important, yada yada. Get this - a company needs to be strong in all areas to be successful, and the folks who produce the glossy collateral slicks are just as important as the Java coders. We succeed because we are one team.

    We also have the usual little things that help alleviate stress: the junk food stocked kitchen; ping-pong, pool and foosball tables. When people are as driven as our team are, they need to unwind too.

    We're not hiring techies right now, we're in a phase of focusing on growing revenue, but there are still good startup opportunities out there, and I'd advise anyone to give it a try. Even if the company isn't successful, you'll learn a lot and have a good time doing so.

    Having gone myself from a 50,000 person company to a 1,000 person to 2 person startup (myself and our other founder) I can say it's truly unique and worthwhile career move.

  216. degrees of fun by laslo2 · · Score: 1

    my first 'real' programming job was at a dot-com; we had the old factory warehouse, the vents, the wide open spaces. typical dot-com stuff. fun was not at all a part of the culture though; the idea that someone wanted to write code and design because that's what they liked to do was considered unprofessional. having fun at work meant you didn't have enough work to do. quake? heavens no. nerf guns? absolutely not. worst part wasn't that the managers frowned on those things, the workers frowned on those things.
    if I'd leave a sarcastic or funny comment in a section of code, someone would invariably email me informing me that such things had no place.

    some people will say that people like me shouldn't bitch, that we weren't 'real' IT people, that we've failed somehow because we're not senior software engineers by now, or religiously attached to 'doing the job'. but ya know what? when programming stopped being fun, and I *realized* that, I left. changed careers. walked away.

    my current career is pretty much fun, and I don't have to put up with all the bs that went along with being a programmer. and I still can write code to do stuff if I want, without some dumbass telling me I'm unprofessional because I like to include a # WTF? in my code when appropriate.

    --
    Karma only matters to me now and zen.
  217. related: by mrsbrisby · · Score: 1

    i have a coworker. yes, this is to say that i have a job (contrary to popular belief), but infact this coworker aimed to achieve cisco and solaris certification a while back. he could not accept the rationale in which he failed.

    his complaints were centered around "SH*T, all the test was on the gui. i don't have to know that SH*t in order to administer slowaris" (yes reader, you have either thought this, or heard this before; and i'll pity the former)...

    he's the kind of *nix user that thinks anything with a gui is a waste of his time; he abhores "redhat" (because of it's users) and yet refuses to learn any kind of a logical-thought process that would allow him to automate his workspace. yes, this poor sap actually prefers to TYPE tedious and repetitious configuration entries in an apache httpd.conf -- and even more sad, he can only type at a measly two-fingered rate of ~ 10-15 wpm.

    this attitude helps for an explain: his "goal", or what would make him happiest in a "tech job" was being started out at 40k$USD per/year salaried, where he could come to work around 1030-1100, work till 1600 and do nothing but fu*k around with his enlightenment theme all day. of course, it DOES take him all day EVERY day to do it as even my employer can type faster. (who, by the way, is up to 4-5 fingers at a time. i'm very proud.)

    what's even more pitiful is that he honestly believes that there are people at his skill-level (which you will have to take my word as to be rather deficient in good unix guru points) making significantly more than he presently does (a meager helpdesk pay; and again you will take my word that he's STILL being paid too much).

    and i tell him, "surely a few years ago, you could go with that excuse for experience that you have and find a nice 3-4 month job in a cubicle before the company going under, but that was the boom of the fad!"

    his response has always been "but anyplace would pay more that this SH*Thole!"

    and so he quit. it took him 3 months before he crawled back (and took a pay-cut)- but yet he still didn't learn. his convictions lead him to the belief that he was just lazy.

    yes folks, this miserable cretian would rather consider himself a lazy fool, than a stupid one. not that i wouldn't per-say, but that i would prefer not to have any allusions about either :D

    which brings me to the point. work is that thing you do that pays the bills. i happen to enjoy my work; i get to write software that does things that nobody else is doing- and that facinates me enough to keep my job. in my job: i am an important person, with an important task.

    this is my mission. a rather good mission. companies do rather well when they simply decide to make an excellent product. yet with this boom for the internet "fad", that just wasn't in ANYONE's mission. it was to "get online" and "get E" and ERP and lots more ands than i feel like typing.

    this intangable mission escaped these startups; all they saw was a bunch of long-haired hippies in cubicles with club-lighting and music.

    but anyone with some decent thought can tell you that's not how a business is run; and to the intellectually challenged: i'm not saying successful businesses cannot have club-music and nerf cannons, but that this cannot be the pinnicle of their mission.

    i happen to work for an internet-based company. it would certainly fit anyone's description of a tech-job. and yet, i never sought a tech-job in my life. i'm a programmer, and by some respects a rather good one. (by others, a lousy one, but that's only incidental :D)

    if you're serious about finding "fun work", then trust that it does exist. i won't work anyplace i enjoy, and i DO enjoy where i work. but if you're looking for a company who's business model is "fun", then you're looking for a temp job- just please stop kidding yourself about it.

  218. doing good fun stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    We always strive to have a fair amount of "fun" with whatever we do. the "kill or be killed", survival of the fattest/phoniest, "business" mentality, could be our (U.S.) doom. fud is dead. the corepirate ?pr? deceit machine is dead.

    one could go into "business" for themselves, possibly by acquiring this relevant/descriptive set of URLs, from us. we have other options/opportunities, for those who are interested.

    happy happy. we should soon (better late than never) be discovering that what we were trained to bulleave is important, is total illusion.

  219. Programming still rules by ckokotay · · Score: 1

    I work at a factory maintaining all the C++ code for the applications which run the facility, including new program development, and feature addition. There is nothing more satifying than taming a horribly written MFC prog, and making it sing. I also do some Vb script for the admins, and some Perl scripts for the Unix and Linux servers.

    The only downside is that the voluntary turnover rate is so high (due to a number of factors), that I also have the responsibility of answering the help phone 1/2 the day, which sometimes makes it impossible to handle anything important. That part really, really sucks.

    --
    It does not matter what you do, it's wrong.
  220. sure there are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm rather fortunate (i'm also a state employee, so AC is obvious)

    i am lucky in that where i work, the computer people can pretty much do whatever and not get in trouble. after the first 6 months of probation, it's damn near impossible to get fired unless we commit murder on campus.

    we had a luser abusing some equipment ... like hitting monitors with his fists, kicking the cpu towers, etc etc. we gave him a warning the first time. the second time, we lodged a complaint with the grad college. the third time, he wasn't so lucky

    he was a 3rd year graduate student (my dept is reluctant to give out masters ... they prefer to have grad students stay to get phds instead). anyways, he had been working on a project for some time. i was in the noc, and heard some banging. i switched the kvm over to our lab room camera, and saw him sodomizing (well, sorta) one of the towers. he was reluctant to switch to another computer, instead, he just sat there and watched the computer reboot a few times.

    we are using roaming profiles, but, since he just turned off the computer (not gently) by cycling the power, i took advantage of the situation. first, i backed up his stuff. i did him the pleasure of trashing his home directory for him. 3 years of work, down the drain.

    so why the backup? how the hell else am i supposed to buy beer? remember, i'm a state employee. i make jack shit when it comes to $$ compared to industry. well, catalog'ing tapes and restoring can take, well, you know, *hours* or even *days* (remember, these grad students are morons ... they would believe me if i told them that haley's comet affects the network). anyways, about 4 days and $50 later (you know, tape restore fee), he got his files back. too bad i live in a fucking desert, else, i would have hit him up for a keg of guiness instead

    oh, anyways, then we lodged another complaint with the grad college. about 2 weeks later, he was expelled (he had receieved complaints from other people as well, including his own advisor). upon expulsion, our policy is to immediately suspend accounts and remove them. looking at the security logs, he hadn't logged in since the 'incident' ... in the end, he didn't get any of his masters/phd work at all.

    --
    wanna-be bofh jr.

  221. It 99% about attitude by catseye_95051 · · Score: 2

    The ohert 1% is don't work for process bound systems liek millitarycontarcting or our governemnt :)

    I work at Sun. I love wokring at Sun. Right now I'm choosing between enxt assignments and any one of them looks fun, though theyta re very different.

    Having fun at work isn't about Nerf guns and free Jolt, its about loving what it is you do.

  222. Any fun tech jobs left? by bugg · · Score: 2

    Fun tech jobs?! No, the only tech Jobs that I know, Steve, isn't that fun of a guy. He rules his company with an iron-fist, and I would NOT want to be on his bad side. (groan)

    --
    -bugg
  223. Re:Tech job = fun. Period. by dlight · · Score: 1

    I completely agree. Since when was a job supposed to be about clowning around with nerf guns and street hockey? I love technology and am very thankful to have a job where I can get paid for doing what I love.

    Thanks for the common sense and reminding us what it's all about.

  224. Hate to say it, but Microsoft is your answer! by tshak · · Score: 2

    One thing about Microsoft that you have to understand is that each dept. can be like working at a different company. This being said, multiple dev's that I've talked to have nerf football indoors, sometimes nerf wars, and many times supersoaker fights in the summer. I know someone else who is a Sysadmin for MSN, and although he says the working conditions aren't as good as other departments there, he says that network games (read:CS!) are acceptable to the management.

    Personally, when I am grinding over some piece of code, I NEED to have a ping-pong or CS break every once in a while. I think it improves my productivity, and my moral. I figure that as a developer I'm responsible enough to get the job done, and since I spend most of my life at work, I should be allowed to have a life at work.

    --

    There is no longer anything that can be done with computers that is nontrivial and clearly legal. -- Paul Phillips
    1. Re:Hate to say it, but Microsoft is your answer! by MSwanson · · Score: 1

      I work for Microsoft, and I can't imagine working at a more challenging, engaging, and fun place.

  225. Tech jobs can be fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My new non dot.com company job started out fine, till they found out I could code.(I was hired as a server admin.) Now I am spending my weekends, working on html formatting for projects. Could be worse, could be better, only time will tell.

  226. Lots of fun jobs by Bamfarooni · · Score: 1
    Maybe this is just bragging, but I love my job.

    • I write software for stuff going to Mars.
    • I work in one of the most relaxed offices on the planet.
    • I work on a college campus (Can you say 'coeds'?).
    • I even make a reasonable salary for where I live.

    Best of all... We're looking for more programmers.

    So, the end result: The jobs exist, you're just not looking in the right places.

  227. Not All .COMs Were Full of Slackasses by PierogyBoy · · Score: 1

    Ya know, I get kind of upset when people bash .coms across the board. Sure, many of them had some VERY poor spending habits and had little to no chance of ever recouping significant revenues. And yes, I'm sure that many were populated by lazy, wanna-be geek employees who simply wanted to ride the gravy-train to .com Valhalla. But this did not represent the .com masses in totality.

    I worked at two .coms out of college (NYC & Boston). To be perfectly blunt, I worked my butt off in a little over two years and gained a lot of valuable experience that school simply wouldn't have taught me. So did most of my coworkers. I had no pie-in-the-sky dreams of becoming a millionaire while masterbating Nerf-guns all day. I did not have a golf course in my office space, nor a Steinway, nor daily catered meals. We worked hard, we had our fun, and we had rather decent incomes for a while. It was a good experience for the most part and I am glad to say I at least TRIED it. But the day a potential employers disqualifies me because of my .com experiences, well, I'll be forced ram my fist through their nostrils and pull out their shriveled little MBA-powered brain from the skull.

    End Rant.
    PierogyBoy

  228. Shame, isn't it? by The+Cat · · Score: 1

    Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?

    I have a better question. Can you have any job without the virtual certainty of being suddenly unemployed?

    Business has traded in stability for incompetence, and is claiming better results.

    There are no entry-level jobs, no training, and no accomplishment to be found in the workplace, and therefore it is a poor place to invest any significant effort, and employees know it. "You get your paycheck," the employer says. "Isn't that enough?" No. It isn't.

    Outside the workplace, everything depends on commitment and responsibility. The bills are due every single month with 100% certainty. A paycheck is always iffy.

    When other commitments are made: family, mortgage, children, college funds, etc., they all depend on decades of responsible, predictable commitment.

    Employers, on the other hand, refuse categorically to make any commitment to their employees, despite their ability. Companies with eight-figure a month incomes lay people off BY THE THOUSANDS because of "strategic reasons" while those people are left to spend months and sometimes years rebuilding their careers while they expend massive effort to keep their families housed and fed.

    Meanwhile the incompetent, their presence due to their above average aptitude in office politics, and awash in benefits and salary, convene another meeting around a catered lunch to discuss their "strategic paradigm directions." The people who know how to build the products are busy changing careers, if there is any such thing as a career anymore.

    If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?

    Start a company where competent engineers can build something without having to explain it to incompetent people every 10 minutes.

    What do you to unwind and have a bit of 'fun' in the workplace?"

    I'd like to complete a project. That would be fun for a change.

  229. I've got one. by tclark · · Score: 1

    I work for the CS dept at a university. I work with cool stuff and cool people in a casual environment. And my job is secure.

  230. I have just such a job by konstant · · Score: 2

    Indeed they do still exist. Consider my place of employment, where I have worked now for just over three years. At this outfit every employee has his or her own private window office with walls to the ceilings and no cubes. Employees are treated to significant free food and drink and one probably could live for a while just migrating around the buildings snarfing up the freebie lunches and dinners for those who work hard. We play with nerf guns, water guns, yo yos, and even have little nerf turf wars going on between groups. There is a foosball table on floor #1, a pool table on floor #3, and a ping pong table in the next building. Elsewhere you can find free arcade games. And it is not uncommon to see long haired geeks clad in t-shirts and hawaiian straw hats walking barefoot through the halls. In addition, this place where I work provides me with extreme technical challenges and difficult problems that require me to grow. We work on projects that affect thousands, tens or thousands, or even millions of people depending upon our area of focus. Because of this we have issues related to security, deployment, and scale that dwarf those faced by most tech workers. In my position I have had to go from zero to expert not only in areas such as security, XML, and networking, but also in the area of managing conflict and engaging others to work towards goals. Finally this business provides its employees with astonishing resources and is unlikely to vanish for quite some time. In case you haven't glanced at my email by now, this business is Microsoft. :-)

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    -konstant
    Yes! We are all individuals! I'm not!
  231. ( fun + job ) == ( low pay | uncertainty ) by SledgeHammerSeb · · Score: 1
    Let an old war horse speak...

    I've been doing this stuff for 20 years. I've worked for many different employers, some good some bad. I've learned they all have one thing in mind, to be financially successful. We, as engineers, have different motivations. We want to do purposeful work and express our creativity. You refer to this as "having fun".

    The sooner one learns these simple distinctions, life becomes simpler. Self determination is the the key. If you want to have fun, then continuously prepare your self for the next job. This will make you a valuable asset to any employer, and they will try to keep you happy.

    I am writing this from my beautiful home office, in which I work every day for a company over 350 miles away. I crank out gobs of code and other stuff that senior staff does. I could not be happier. I have followed my own advice so I know it works.

    Good Luck!

  232. Nostalgy by fdisk3hs · · Score: 1

    Some of us are yearning for the days, back when we had a tough, bloody job. Remember how tough it was when the customer would complain for 10 minutes about they're crap computer system? And how you had to nicely, in a roundabout way, choking down the bile, explain that they're nuts, and that if they click on that menu option, the one that they swear isn't there, doesn't exist, the computer will work fine? And remember when it worked they would still scold you before hanging up? And then call 10 minutes later and start the process over again? I wish I was doing that... It beats pounding the pavement hoping something will work out before the severance runs out and you have to cash out the 401k... Yes, the point is, stop whining and stay put...

  233. The last Fun Tech Job . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Was filled on October 17, 2000, in Mountain View California. But it stopped being fun in January of the following year. The last fun tech job stopped being fun on August 29th of this year.

    There are no more fun tech jobs. Sorry.

  234. one of the reasons for the dot-bomb? by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    you said your job with the dot-com was FUN. Great. You got to play nerf games in a refurbished factory. Yeah. Unfortunately, the "company" went under. Darn. It's too bad the magical economic fairies didn't keep you afloat. Maybe the company went under because it spent all its money on nerf guns and you spent all your time shooting your coworkers instead of trying to stay ahead of the market trends. The failure of your company came about because you spent too much time having fun and not enough time having a job. That might be one of the many reasons for the dot-bomb fiasco. Too bad, folks.

    --

    Lack of eloquence does not denote lack of intelligence, though they often coincide.
  235. The Joy of Tech is fun, mostly. ;) by Snaggy · · Score: 1

    Nitrozac and I have a lot of fun doing our job, which is doing The Joy of Tech. Sure, the pay sucks, it's endless work, and sometimes a comic will bomb, but at what other job could you turn David Pogue into an icon? ;)

  236. I like what I do, and I like getting paid for it. by Nonesuch · · Score: 1
    Yeah sure, it's possible to live on a lower income, but chances are that if you are currently making $60K+ working for a non-fun employer, you won't find consistent work that is fun and pays half as much. I've been self-employed, and it has it's downside just as much as working 9-5 does.

    I don't like to cook, I don't have any interest in eco-anything, and I like buying the latest/fastest/strongest hardware.

    Remember, there's no shame in being filthy rich.

  237. Funky mesh chairs by Nonesuch · · Score: 2
    My group at work (at a Fortune-500 firm) recently 'inheirited' a set of those funky mesh chairs (Aeron), and I have to admit, they are nice, durable, comfortable chairs. Perhaps not worth $600+, but still very nice.

    You're right in that the fancy chairs, quirky offices, and freebies were simply symptoms of the disease that killed dotcoms, but America is all about treating the symptoms.

    But there's no way I am giving up my funky mesh chair.

  238. Hell yeah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a senior game programmer for Electronic Arts. High tech...fun...and working for a company with a half billion dollars of cash in the bank... not to mention the stock options that are actually worth something. I can say I've never had so much fun in my life.

  239. WIBNI The Suits Knew That? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I hear you on the engineering skills; your ability to build software, regardless of language, is the chief factor in your productivity as a programmer. However, it seems that the chief factor in a programmer's hireability is his languages.


    I've been passed over many times in the past three months because I don't have three years C++ or Java. These guys are looking for 3+ years, all with one language. I'm coming in with nine years software development experience, and they don't think that two years in a language is enough!


    If you don't have utter mastery of a programming language after one or two years, either you are not competent as a developer, or the language itself is broken.


    (Posting anonymously as I'm job hunting)

  240. Get over it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a 30-something and man do I get tired of all you gen-Xer's thinking you are entitled not only to a starting salary of $100,000, but you are entitled to a job with toys. NEWS FLASH...you're not entitled to a job at all.

    Get your butt out in the real world and find a good employer in a stable sector and dig in. You get what you give. Just because you don't have video games and NErf toys in the break room doesn't mean the company sucks and your job sucks.

    Satisfaction in the work place comes from a job well done, and kicking back at the end of the day with your co-workers and admiring what you have built. If you can't honestly take pride in what you have done at the end of the day, then you are doing the wrong job for the wrong company. If the only thing you are worried about if Nerf toys at work, then you don't deserve the paycheck you are getting now.

    Stop crying and grow up.

  241. Defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There might be some pretty cool stuff going on in defense technology for the next few years.

  242. Wayne's World, Excellent by carrier+lost · · Score: 1
    I have always been fascinated by machines. I've always been adept with words. The fact that words can control machines is serendipitous beyond description.

    I write. Machines (sometimes after a great deal of effort) respond. What can be more fun that that?

    MjM

  243. Nerf jobs by Paul+Komarek · · Score: 2

    Not to pick on the questioner (too much ;-), but if you want to play with Nerf toys at work, see if Nerf has any openings. Me, I'd head for LEGO if I wanted to work in the toy industry.

    -Paul Komarek

  244. Thank You by Craig+Davison · · Score: 1

    For spelling every single word of that sentence correctly.

  245. Yep, still having fun. by Deal-a-Neil · · Score: 1

    See -- the problem was that you went to a well funded company. If you work for a company that didn't take in a dime of VC, started from and continues to work from sweat equity and sweat revenue, you'd still be having fun. True, I'm not driving a Lexus LS-430, but fun, there's plenty of it.

    We've graduated from the less harmful nerf games, to the more dangerous, higher velocity hackey-sacks. Crap, if we only had the height, we'd be throwing Jarts (lawn darts) in there. You see -- that is second stage of fun that your dot-bomb company wasn't around to experience. It's slightly more dangerous (doing my Ice Man teeth-bite), but the things you'll put up with for fun and a paycheck...

  246. Sure there are... by DrCode · · Score: 2

    ...just take a look at sourceforge.net. Oh, were you asking about paying jobs? Sorry...

  247. That's why they call it a "job". by Mike+McCune · · Score: 1

    They pay you for it because you wouldn't do it otherwise. If it was fun, you would pay them to do it.

    --

    In a world that is Free and Open, who needs Windows and Gates?

  248. I got lots of fun by dybdahl · · Score: 1

    Being self-employed, I have been able to change from making money on Windows programming to make money on Linux programming. I have never enjoyed my work so much!

    Lars.

  249. Take the good and the bad by rhadc · · Score: 1

    In my recent experience, the IT industry crunch has brought more workload and demands more flexibility from me. So I find that I am able to do things that were more fun than the things I did before the crunch. I also find that I do things that are not as fun.

    As an IT grunt, I never expected to represent my customers(major telcos) in person(I mistakenly thought it would happen when _I_ was ready..cough). I also didn't think I would be writing design documentation in quantity that I do now. And although I can't say that I like some of these things, or the pressure, I know it makes me stronger. I do like that.

    I would prefer to spend time working on our decaying infrastructure, coming up with ways to make things more efficient and cheaper with technology. This I can do, but not with the focus I once had, or the authority I now have.

    For the time being, my goals have remained the same. Get better at anything I can to be ready for anything that gets thrown at me. And enjoy the ride.

  250. Re:What do I do to unwind? (OT) by ScottBob · · Score: 1

    Okay... Somebody brief me here... WTF is "Black and Tans" or "Blank and Tans" or whatever? A swill beer? A cheap rot-gut brand of whisky? Mixing whisky and beer (a.k.a. a boilermaker)?

  251. Pussy by moo · · Score: 1

    What's this Nerf shit? At my office we a Fight Club in the basement during lunch. Even the women come to duke it out!

  252. Re:What do I do to unwind? (OT) by No_Weak_Heart · · Score: 0

    Well hopefully he ain't spending his nights with coonhounds. And he is probably not spending his evenings with some murderous English irregulars, who were known by their black hats and tan coats and fought on the side of the crown against the Irish Republicans.



    What he is talking about is beer. Originally Black & Tans were a British pub concoction of Stout and IPA mixed in a pint pot(glass). So it is two beers mixed together - one is a dark(pretty much black) porter the other is a light lager(tan). Real Black and Tans are mixed on the spot, poured from two different taps. Depending on the bar's selection and the bartender's talent, every pint is a bit different.



    In the US the term is also used refer to a dark amber to brown colored beer with a malt accent, relatively light in alcohol and low in hop character, sometimes bottled.

    Black and Tan - she's the one on the left - and hey speaking of fun and Black and Tans, you might want to check out the Howling Monkey - he's on the top shelf in the fridge

    Oh yeah - don't forget the Black and Tan FAQ.

    Cheers!



    p.s. don't be ordering no Black and Tans in the company of Irish Catholics.

    Off topic? am i off topic again? rats !

  253. my job is ok but..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just came out of college, straight into a grad job with a major UNIX firm - let's call them Moon Macrosysytems - two weeks ago.

    Now, my job is fun (or at least has been so far). My only worry is, will I still have a job in 6 month's time? 6 weeks time? 6 days? - it seems I entered the job market at exactly the wrong time :(

    Anyone have any ideas? this is really stressing me out - i feel like i should be enjoying my new-found wealth and responsibility - but I'm sh*tting bricks here :(

    Is anyone safe? maybe i should have gone to work for the local council :P

  254. Fun jobs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You get paid for working, because it is something you wouldn't do otherwise. If jobs were fun and entertaining then, YOU'D pay them for the pleasure. Welcome to the real world!

  255. Not everyone appreciates my Yodelling CDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and Ivan Rebroff (what a voice) let alone my C64 revival CDs, Alpenkatzen austrian folk/punk and Japanese Eurobeat #55...

    So that's why I and everyone else have headphones.

    Are you in a place where everyone likes the same music?

  256. Not really. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never have seen a better tech job, that was more fun, then when I worked for Gateway. But... eh... I got laid off pretty damn easily. I dont know, it's got me doubting.

  257. Fun job, or fun at work? by rf600r · · Score: 1

    You missed thepoint of your own question, I think. You see, when you said "fun tech job" you mentioned the horseplay. While there's nothing wrong with a light-hearted workplace, you never really said you enjoyed your JOB. Did you like what you did? Was teh actual work fun? Did you work at all?

    I think the real question here is: D you enjoy the work get paid to perform?

  258. That's a toughie by Grimmtooth · · Score: 1

    "Find a job that lets you do something you like, and you'll never work a day in your life."

    So if working the tech industry isn't something you enjoy, you might consider the academic community or something.

    OR, alternatively, you might consider working for Mattel or whoever, testing Nerf rockets. I mean, if that's what you enjoy.

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  259. CV writing advice by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 3, Informative
    Care to share some of your suggestions then?

    Sure. I've written about this on /. before, but here are a few of the major points -- things that many (most?) people get wrong.

    1. Your CV is an introduction, nothing more. It's not supposed to be your complete life history in graphic detail. So, provide a concise summary of your relevant skills and experience only, and customise your CV to match the job for which you're applying. Your CV should get you into an interview and preferably provide some interesting points for your interviewer to discuss with you in more detail. It doesn't need to do anything else.
    2. Your CV should tell your prospective employer what you offer, not what you want. Frankly, most employers couldn't give an airborne copulation at the CV stage about your life ambition and the type of career you want to have. Good employers will consider this and perhaps discuss it with you at your interview, if you get one. If you're going to mention it at all, put a brief note in your covering letter about the kind of thing you're looking for. At least that way, if they're offering 10K less than you want and a 50 hour week, they'll know to say "no thank you" without wasting everyone's time any more. Don't use up valuable CV space with "personal objectives", "career directions" or other such rubbish.
    3. Your CV must be well presented. That means both clear organisation and a readable layout. Most of the CVs that arrive at the office are not well presented. Common mistakes include...
      1. CVs that are needlessly long. If you're looking for something like summer work while studying at university, a page will probably be good enough. For a first or second job after that, two pages is probably appropriate, as you'll need a little space to list the work experience you've got now. If you genuinely need to write more than two pages, you don't need me to tell you how to write your CV. :-)
      2. CVs full of unsupported buzzwords. Agencies are great for sending these, usually on an ugly and hard-to-scan cover page that adds no value to the CV. Employers will not be impressed by your claiming to know 17 different langauges when you've only just graduated, or your gratuitous use of terms like "expert", "advanced" or (God forbid) "mission critical". By all means list your skills, but be honest, and provide objective information, such as the number of years you've been using a skill. You might include a fair assessment of your ability ("basics", "competent", "good"), which helps an employer to understand your focus if you're listing, say, three or four languages. Make sure the experience sections of your CV (work and education) show where these bits of experience happened.
      3. CVs with poor use of English. If you can't even write English, do you expect us to let you write C++ or Perl? Sloppy language is a sure sign of someone who doesn't pay attention to detail, and that is not the kind of person we want to employ. And of course, a professional programming job needs far more than coding skills; it also requires interpersonal and communications skills, for a start. The quality of your CV is the one way a company has to assess these skills until they meet you in person.
      4. CVs that use poor layout. Companies will not be impressed by pointless flash on a CV. Don't overuse things like fonts. Avoid snazzy graphics, strange formats such as 3-fold brochures, or other "distinctive" features. Stick to a clear layout that's easy on the eyes. Use bullet lists where appropriate, but don't overdo it so that your pages look "dotty". Leave plenty of whitespace; a cramped CV is hard to scan, and you've only got 30 seconds -- max -- to convince someone to keep reading.
      Some things, everyone should have. For example...
      1. Provide a summary of your skills. This comes at the top of your CV, right under the personal information. Think about what your potential employer is looking for. For example, if you're going for a programming job, you might list the languages most relevant to the job (maybe with an indication of your proficiency with them -- "Java, 3 years, competent"). You might also choose to list the major tools you've used (e.g., JDK v1.3, CVS).
      2. Provide your academic background in an easily-scannable chronological form. People will check this briefly, often as the first thing they read on your CV, to guage your general level of experience. Include dates and places, grades, and brief notes if, say, your degree course covered something particularly relevant to the job. If your academic career has been quite long (e.g., you've got your degree by now), consider condensing the earlier qualifications into a one liner (e.g., in the UK, 8 GCSEs: 3 As, 3 Bs, 2Cs).
      3. List your relevant work experience in an easily-scannable, chronological form. Give dates and places, job titles, and a brief summary of what you did, including anything that's relevant to the job for which you're applying.
      Finally, certain things will catch the eye of someone reading your CV, and if they're appropriate, you can use them to good effect. For example, consider providing your home page address. If you've got some personal programming projects under your belt, you might consider making the source/docs available on-line. If your CV is read by someone technical, they probably will visit your site and have a quick look, at least long enough to say "Hey, she can really code!" or "Nope, he can't code for toffee." If your home site is full of cutesy photos of your friends, I don't recommend providing a link... ;-)

    Apologies for the lack of links in this post; the /. search engine doesn't seem to be working properly right now. However, one link that's definitely worth following is the one to Carnegie-Mellon's Susie the Screener page. This page may come as a rude awakening to many /.ers who think they're clever, but they'll have much, much better job prospects after reading it.

    If you just follow the simple and common-sense advice above, I reckon you're already in the top 5-10% of CVs a company will receive. That alone will put your chances of getting an interview way up. Good luck.

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    1. Re:CV writing advice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with making a really good CV however, is that often times I've run into the big problem that the people hiring don't really follow the same rules. While in a good job market, this means that you don't want to work for these idiots anyway, I'm looking for -any- job, and sometimes I think if I weren't so clinical with my resume, they'd get a better idea of exactly what's behind the specs, ya know?

    2. Re:CV writing advice by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2
      I'm looking for -any- job, and sometimes I think if I weren't so clinical with my resume, they'd get a better idea of exactly what's behind the specs, ya know?

      Most recruitment peeps like a relatively "clinical" CV, because they're easy to scan and understand. If you have something important to offer, the trick is to make sure they pick up on it in the few seconds they'll be scanning your CV. Care to give any specific examples of things you'd want to highlight, but feel you can't on a "clinical" CV?

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  260. fun as opposed to... ? by rakerman · · Score: 1
    fun things
    • salary
    • vacation
    • health benefits
    not fun things
    • worthless stock options
    • 80 hour work weeks
    • meaningless perqs
    • unemployment
    • poverty
    • starvation
    • homelessness

    I'm sure as long as you work 80 hours a week and take your payment in worthless stock options, some companies will let you shoot off your nerf gun and have as much "fun" as you want.
  261. Play with Nerf... by Dr.+Nonsense · · Score: 1

    Your idea of a fun job is playing with Nerf?

    Have you thought about....

    Selling toys?

    1. Re:Play with Nerf... by thatrez · · Score: 1

      Suddenly the movie "BIG" comes to mind :)

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  262. ... not my life. by Afterimage · · Score: 2

    I work in the new media dept. of a daily newspaper. My job still has its fun moments and perks. Typically, once a month or so, my boss joins me and another coworker at our adopted bar, "the new media lounge," to throw darts and share a pitcher. That's cool for two aspects. One, we can release stress outside the office w/ the boss buying. Two, it shows the boss has an interest in us as people, not merely as peons.

    Quite often, I find the best work environment isn't always fun and games. It's the one that leaves you alone to focus on a large project and draw on the resources you need to make things happen. To a fair degree (but by no means universally) the managers know that frequent distractions keep me from getting my current work done and that ultimately delays the work *they* are asking me to do.

    Ultimately, I find a great deal of satisfaction in my job, not because it's "fun". Quite often it isn't. But, at the end of the day, the work has kept me challenged, the boss wants me to be challenged and keep bringing new ideas to the table. The other benefit I've made for myself is not living and dying by my work. I give it due care and consideration. It is important. But it's not all I do and I won't spend more than 45 hours a week in the office unless there is a damn good reason for me to do so.

    I also make a habit of not living for work out of the office. If something important happens that needs my attention, I can be contacted, but I don't go out of my way to seek contact after hours and over the weekend with work. By and large, unless I see it by 4 p.m. Friday, I'm not going to deal with it until 9 or 10 a.m. Monday.

    I find all of the above are critical for contining to enjoy my work. I get close to burnout only infrequently. I tend to stay optimistic about longterm prospects. Being given an effective work environment, the flexibility to come early, leave early (or vice-versa) and not be tied down to a leash is far more powerful than being given PlayStations or having scooter races through the halls.

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  263. Go contra dancing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Especially if you're in New England!
    As the tee-shirt says, "It's the most fun you can have with your clothes on". Almost as much fun, is to play an instrument in the dance band.

    Once a poorly-socialized geek, learning to dance did wonders for me.

    Enby in Waltham

  264. Equally to the poster and commenters... by chipuni · · Score: 1
    Fun is whatever you enjoy doing.

    I have to say that I'm having a blast with my current job. I'm a "senior bioinformatics specialist" at a major pharm company. What I really do is write code for the biologists.

    I'm constantly learning (they're paying for my classes), and I'm working with some extremely bright people. To me... that's fun.

    If you're not enjoying your current job, I recommend switching. Don't quit; just start looking. If you don't know exactly what you want, I highly recommend the exercises in What Color Is Your Parachute?

    Good luck.

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    Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Or a juggernaut.
  265. Yes there are by edmondsm · · Score: 1

    I love my job, but then I guess I was lucky. A fellow student in my CS course happened to mention the gov't contract he was working on needed 4 entry level computer operators. I sent my resume that night via email and was hired the next day for a different company (TRW vice Veridian), same contract.
    In less than a year I have been promoted to a working supervisor and lead tech of a system. As long as it is up when someone needs it, my time is pretty much free to do whatever I went, and I can qualify most of my time at work as "professional development." On any given day, I could be found playing with shell scripts, helping the sysads install new systems, learning a Perl book, setting up a network, ssh to my home system, or any number of things. I can even do my programming homework as long as we are not too busy with a project. They also pay 100% of my tuition and books. In short, right now there is no other place I would rather work. They pay slightly below the area average, but being a former Marine with no degree, I am not complaining.

    There are a number of "fun" palces to work out there, you just have to figure out your definition of fun and go find it.

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  266. nothing beats macadamia by kr4jb · · Score: 1

    I like 'em in cookies, myself.

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  267. ejb2 cmp is better by Stu+Charlton · · Score: 1

    I just finished writing a book explaining how it's nearly impossible to do anything useful with EJB 1.1 CMP.. EJB 2 CMP is much better but since implementations are still so new, I'd really look at Webgain Toplink. not a perfect product or support organization, but probably the most mature out there.

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    -Stu
  268. consider volunteering for "fun" by jcravens42 · · Score: 1
    "Can you have a fun tech job, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed?" You can't have any job, fun, tech, or otherwise, without the worry of being suddenly unemployed.



    "If you are you forced (as I am) to get your fun on the side what are some good projects to get involved in?" Many, many tech folks volunteer their skills on the side to nonprofit organizations. They like the feeling that their experience and knowledge can be applied to helping their communities, the environment, etc. Think about what causes you care about, contact organizations in your area that address those causes, and offer your services as a volunteer. It's worth noting that a poster to the Her Domain discussion group said that her sister got hired because the interviewer was impressed that, while she was unemployed, she volunteered -- and had noted it on her resume.



    You can even look into volunteering online. NetAid Online Volunteering is focused on organizations that work in developing countries. Also see the Virtual Volunteering Project.

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    J Cravens http://www.coyotecommunications.com
  269. My company has Nerf stuff and it's doing fine by raindog2 · · Score: 1

    Most people at my company bring in things like Nerf guns and wiffle balls and play around the office at times. It can get really loud once in a while. Many of them even go so far as to participate in extracurricular sports together.

    Of course, these are by and large the same people who are willing to work 26 hours straight if an emergency arises, and are very good at staying billable and making a crapload of money.

    The problem with the dot bombs wasn't the Nerf guns. The problem with the dot bombs was VC's smoking way too much crack and management buying into their resulting high.

  270. A Fun Job by jdevons · · Score: 1

    A fun job is one that gives you the time you need to do fun things.

    Most people work on the 40-40 plan: Forty hours a week for forty years. That will never give you the freedom you need to do fund things.

    In addition, most people work for money. I must admit that I do as well... But I also work for time:

    I am currently running a business that, by my own forcasts, will supercede my $100+/year developer's job within the next year.

    Is it a get rich quick scheme? No. Only rock stars get "Money for nothing and your chicks for free."

    I work hard now, so that I can cut down that 40-40 plan... If you want to plan for your retirement, contact me.

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    I do everything the voices in my head tell me to...
  271. Take a job in IT Security with Ernst & Young by frog51 · · Score: 2

    Every day is pretty fun for me - and most of my colleagues. We don't have nerf guns or toys, just an enthusiastic team, a good social life and enough intelligence to make any challenging task fun.
    Enjoy becoming good at your job - enjoy being good at your job - andjoy getting better at your job>

    Don't get too sucked into all work and no play - get your balance right. Remember the most important thing is your family, work is a way to support them so just find one which challenges you enough but isn't crappy and make it all fun.

    I don't sound like I'm on Prozac do I?

  272. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... by c02factory · · Score: 1
    And personally, if my coworkers thwapped me in the 'nog one too many times with a foam projectile, I'd find the employment a wee bit less "fun". So the question, "Are there any 'fun' tech jobs left?" is almost rhetorical. You must ask yourself - "am I happy in my employment?" If not, look for something that makes you giggle with glee. If the job does indeed bring you bliss, then zappo you've found a "fun" tech job.

    Granted, in our offices, we don't use Nerf armament - we get great deals on old Russian munitions from a wee little man near the metro. Take that society!

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    --carbon dioxide