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  1. has slashdot been tivo'ed? on TiVo Issued Additional DVR patents · · Score: 1

    it seems like lately, the news around here has been stuck on pause, with an occasional rewind or two thrown in for good measure.

    -hemos.

  2. and in other news... on The Battle Of The Consoles: From Atari To The Xbox · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    scientists today discovered a major star near to earth. they named it the "sun".

    cripes! could the news get any more obvious around here?

  3. truly scary stuff on Slashdot Ghost Stories? · · Score: 0

    the scariest stories all start with the following line --

    "once upon a time, there was a man named jon katz"

    -hemos.

  4. Re:Shitty Beer - Pabst on Shhh! Constructing A Truly Quiet Gaming PC · · Score: 0

    the beer isn't so good.

  5. Re:Two suggestions on Shhh! Constructing A Truly Quiet Gaming PC · · Score: 0

    hmm, i guess that the vibrating buttplug must draw a lot of power...

  6. spend it while you can on Shhh! Constructing A Truly Quiet Gaming PC · · Score: -1

    it's best to spend all one's liquid assets before declaring bankruptcy.

    slashdot, taco, and hemos are all gonna be deep in the red soon.

    hemos.

  7. jump on the bandwagon kids! on Microsoft Blames the Messengers · · Score: 0

    may i have your attention please! the bi-monthy slashdot "bash microsoft festival" is just getting underway.

    calling all braindead moderators to mark anything remotely anti-microsoft as insightful.

  8. katz has found his target audience! on Rise Of The 15-Year Olds, Part II · · Score: -1

    wow, a couple hundred e-mails a day? that's incredible! katz has definitely found his demographic. they're his intellectual peers. unlike katz, they're still learning.

    -hemos.

  9. slashbot's own astroturfer... on LinuxToday Astroturfing Explained · · Score: -1, Troll

    ladies and gentlemen, i introduce jon katz.

    thank you very much!

  10. talk about suck... on Code Red Reporting That Doesn't Suck · · Score: -1

    wait until jon katz writes his article about code red. then you'll all know what a bad article is all about. right now, all we can do is speculate.

    -hemos.

  11. stop it you dumb bastards! on Whistler MAY Refuse To Run All Unsigned Code UPDATED · · Score: 1

    come on folks, the whole reason i posted this article was to start some good old ms-bashing. let's not get off-topic with your defense of this code signature business.

    -hemos

  12. better idea! on Happy Pi Day! · · Score: 0

    let's throw a pie at jon katz!

    -hemos.

  13. a true breakthrough! on Human Genome To Be Released To Public · · Score: 0

    with this information, scientists may now be able to isolate and treat people with the ultra-rare and deadly katz gene. people afflicted with this rare genetic disease have been known to randomly spew long-winded tirades of meaningless drivel and expect other people to care about it.

    -hemos.

  14. thank you jon katz on DoubleClick DoublesBack · · Score: 0

    but still, could you please die?

  15. Re:(flame below) on 1-GHz Pentium III Due This Month · · Score: 1

    oh man, you are a stupid flamer. far inferior to the average troll.

  16. An open letter to CmdrTaco... on Microsoft Invents Symbolic Links · · Score: 1

    "Perhaps I need a cup of coffee before I try to post stories." you're in denial buddy... perhaps you need a bowl of hot grits down your pants!

  17. Katz? on Competition for AIBO: Robo Cat · · Score: 1

    I've not heard of catz, but I have heard of Katz... Now there's a creature that inspires fear in my heart.

    I wonder if it's possibe to port Katzdot to the RoboCat...

    -hemos

  18. will they collect our RealUserinfo? on Red Hat Teams with Real Networks · · Score: 4

    This is exactly what we have been needing for Linux, a program that will collect our userinfo, and without our knowledge, send over the Internet.
    No longer will people declare than Win98 is more user friendly. Linux users will be targeted by marketing analysts just as easy as Windows users.

    Truly, this is a great day for all mankind!

    -hemos.

  19. maybe these people could block katz... on Keep It Legal To Embarrass Big Companies · · Score: 0

    since the slashdot preference filter doesn't effectively block katz, maybe a third party developer could write a program (open source of course), to block articles by / about jon katz... that would be some worthwhile software!

    -hemos.

  20. Katzdot on Crusoe on Taiwan Mobile Computing Industry Adopting Crusoe · · Score: 0

    I bet Katzdot will run really well on that new Crusoe chip. Maybe Cmdrtaco. and I (hemos.) can get it to come up with something better than the meaningless drivel that we're getting from the Athlon 600 computer that we're currently running it on.

    -hemos.

  21. I found something worse than porn! on Lightning Crashes, An Old Freedom Dies (Updated) · · Score: 1

    I searched for "Chocolate Chip Cookies Jon Katz" and I found some really poorly written articles. It's a good thing that the Holland folks haven't found out about this yet, it's far worse than porn.

    -hemos.

  22. Re:Fake id's OFF-TOPIC on Muppets Sold · · Score: 1

    well, i'm hoping that i'll be seen as the intelligent posting troll, and maybe people will start mistaking the real "hemos" for me, "hemos."

    i gotta help out where i can.

    -hemos.

  23. coming next week... on Muppets Sold · · Score: 3

    coming next week, the new jon katz article, "muppets - the tragedy of mergers"

    personally, i can't wait.

    -hemos.

  24. very important question... on Ask Bjarne Stroustrup, Inventor of C++ · · Score: 2

    Do you think that articles by Jon Katz are retarding America's youth?

  25. Re:Here's an important Open Source utility on Hackers · · Score: 1

    oh man, you are so clever! i laughed and laughed and laughed, and then i realized i wanted to pour scalding hot grits down your pants.

    -hemos