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Happy Pi Day!
BlueCalx- writes "Today (March 14, 3-14-00) is Pi Day. ticalc.org has a feature on calculating pi and its origins. A search engine exists to search for a string of numbers in the first ten million digits of pi. And of course, there is the first million digits of pi. Eat pie, memorize pi, and watch Pi. I've got my day planned! "
Today is also Albert Einstein's Birthday. yup.
Is nothing sacred? :-)
AFNI
Doesn't YYYYMMDD make more sense? Extends into YYYYMMDDHHMMSS and so on. Most-significant digit first, like in maths.
3.1428571?
What the fsck is that? That's fscking 22/7 you dolt. That's not even close to Pi. Your message had potential, and then you had to go and ruin it like that?
We here in the Math Faculty at the University of Waterloo are celebrating Pi day today at 1:59pm EST. We are serving pie with ice cream. It's all sponsored by Nortel. It's advertised at the MathSoc website.
... I'm from Europe. We never use 3-14 for March 14. We never use foot (ft), once (oz), mile (mi), and pound (lb) either. So we don't care. I know you Americans love your system. Would someone tell me the speed of light in mi/s? Or g? My point is - don't mix scientific 3.1415926.. with purely American way of dating. Or, better, invent American PI of 3.1400 and celebrate it whenever you want!
I bet the americans came up with this too. Every bloody day its seems to be a day. Give it up guys, it's daft. Aint xmas enough for you? (if your not jewish).
Don't worry, there's another valid pi day right around the corner. In a mere 13926 years, the date will be 3/14/15926 (or 3/14/15927 if you choose to round upwards from 3.141592653).
Nowadays I can remember only 3.1415926535897932384626433 off the top of my head, so I guess it's time to have a refresher course in honor of the pi day. han
Well? :)
Please never again post birthdays regarding mathematical constants, or you will perrish like the ones before you.
Ian Murdoch started the Debian Project while at Purdue. Of course, he didn't make the legislature pass any laws before it could go forward.
You know, you could just NOT READ THE ARTICLES YOU HATE.
"The bill telling how to square a circle, introduced in the House by Mr.Record, is not intended to be a hoax. Mr. Record knows nothing of the bill with the exception that he introduced it by request of Dr.Edwin Goodwin of Posey County, who is the author of the deomstration. The latter and State Superintendent of Public Instruction Geeting believe that it is the long-sought solution of the problem, and they are seeking to have it adopted by the legislature. Dr. Goodwin, the author, is a mathematician of note. He has it copyrighted and his proposition is that if the legislature will indorse the solution, he will allow the state to use the demonstration in its textbooks free of charge.
Brilliant, just legislate solutions!
It would have been kind of funny watching all those farmers overflowing their grain silos!
After all, once you get down to plank length, does round even have meaning anymore? Or going the other way, how much accuracy is needed to measure things on the scale of the entire universe? Our number system is discrete, circles aren't.
indeed 1592 that was the year jack ross
This was in the search engine site when I looked it up: Sorry. At 9:55AM on Tuesday I received a message from my Server Administrator about how my search pi script was REALLY taking up alot of CPU. Sorry for the inconvenience. I will try to have a better version up soon. Please come back!
I am irrationally afraid that the clown will put me in a pie today and eat me.
anybody got a drill I can borrow?
http://www.cecm.sfu.ca/projects/pihex/pihex.html go there for a usefull distributed project to calculate pi b00ya
Martha Stewart once suggested that grits should be poured at 34 degrees F.
I wonder if Kansas has any plans these days concerning Pi? :-)
They celebrated it two weeks ago. Any reasonable, Bible-believing Christian can tell you that the value of pi is exactly three; no more and no less. This is stated in the book of Kings, and therefore is not open to debate, since the Bible is completely and wholly inerrant.
3/14/15 9:26:53
what luck, eh?
i^i=exp(i log i)=exp(i*i*(pi/2+2*pi*n))= exp(-pi/2-2*pi*n), Principal value is exp(-pi/2) complex exponents are always tricky!
The first poster's comment was right: ...
pi/4=1-1/3+1/5-1/7+...
Yours is as well:
1/(1-x)=1+x+x^2+... (|x| 1/(1+x)=1-x+x^2-...
ln|1+x|=x-(x^2)/2+(x^3)/3-...
ln 2 = 1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 +
This does not show convergence for x=1, but using a limit argument and the fact that a sum of these decreasing (to 0) alternating terms converges, it works.
I'll be at Disney Land on the whirling teacups at that time.
Of, course, it's US BS. They're using anglo-saxon date notation, and are not aware this is not a worldwide standart.
I think Year/Month/Day makes the most sense, because then the resulting strings can be sorted alphanumerically and they become chronological (IYSWIM)...
Check out the Guinness book of records. The record is certainly in the tens of thousands, maybe even more. There are hundreds of people who know several thousands of digits of pi, just search for them on the net... the "useless pages" would be a good keyword for google.
check this out... http://www.strapazin.ch/magazin/heft51/magazin.htm (sorry it's in german)
check this out...
h tm
http://www.strapazin.ch/magazin/heft51/magazin.
(sorry it's in german)
Conceive a sphere constructed with the earth at it center, and imagine it surface to pass through Sirius, which is 8.8 light years distant from the earth... Then imagine this enormous sphere to be so packed with microbes that in every cubic millimeter millions and millions of these diminutive animalcula are present. Now conceive these microbes to be unpacked and so distributed singly along a straight line that every two microbes are as far distant from each other as Sirius is from us... Conceive the long line thus fixed by all the microbes at the diameter of a circle, and imagine its circumference to be calculated by multiplying it diameter by Pi to 100 decimal places. Then, in the case of a circle of this enormous magnatude even, the circumference so calculated would not vary from the real circumference by a millionth part of a millimeter. This example will suffice to show that the calculation of Pi to 100 or 500 decimal places is wholly useless. - Hermann Schubart, A mathematics professor from Hamburg, Germany in 1889
I didn't say HOT grits because 1 bowl of HOT grits down one's pants is okay, but 3.14159265359 bowls of HOT grits would scald in areas where I'd rather not be scalded.
Damn it, you beat me to it...
It's the anniversary of Pi. And to mark this momentous celebration, we're having cake.
but as a non vulcan observer I laughed out loud at his post.
Get your hands on a song called:
"Three Point One Four" from Bloodhound Gang.
Think of Natalie Portman while listening to that tune.
Nope, we're 408 years too late. It should have been on 3-14-1592.
Ask any graduate student in physics how many seconds in a year and most will answer pi*10^7.
Don't forget to hack lots of Py(thon) today too!
Here is a page that offer 50 Million Pi digits http://www.angio.net/pi/piquery
On a ZX Spectrum you had to hold "Symbol Shift" in while pressing the letter "P".
Wow, I think I still remember just about every stupid "chord" on that weird rubber-key keyboard.
:-)
I skimmed through the file and noticed that there is an error in decimal 34,354,763. There is a 7 in the file, if I rememember correctly it should be 8.
Don't use their file for precision calculations!!!
Just call me instead and I'll recite the correct number for you over the phone. I'll put the number in a later post, I don't remember my phone number right now. I think it starts with 555-something...
Yeah, I was surprised about that as well. I've memorize 100 digits, just for fun one day. It's not hard to do. Friends thought I was a little nuts for doing so. Anyway, here's the digits, and they are from memory. Actually I had them all typed in and this message came from /. "Lameness filter encountered. Post aborted." I think there's our answer why there's not that many people reciting pi. Guess the filters aren't aware that it's pi day!
Anyone who cares about this stupid shit needs to die a painful slow death. Fucking gay dorks. How about I rape your mom till her anus is pi wide.
Actually: 1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ... seems to converge to log 2 (with base e ofcourse, so ln 2), although I couldn't find a proof for this.
"asdfjkl;"-man
...I think I'm gonna pee.
jaguar / paperclip
You didn't say HOT grits. The heat creates the humor. i mean if you want to have a hot grits campaign, you have to stick with HOT grits.
Chaos, Mayhem, and Destruction: Not
you people have way too much spare time
are you really surprised? 99.9% of the useless crap on this site is from cmdr taco, hemos, or that moron jon katz...i have posted stuff b4, exactly like you, and had it rejected, only to find that hemos or cmdr taco post the same damn story that same day...you have to realize that they are running this site as their own personal fiefdom...all of the bull about "open-source" is just that...
consider me to be no longer a slashdotter...if i read one more witless post by that idiot hemos or the incestuously concieved jon katz, i think i'm gonna puke
let's throw a pie at jon katz!
-hemos.
I'm hemos., aka Jeff. Bates.. I help run this site, along with Rob. Malda.. I handle books, and generally posting storie
Celebrated pi-day a couple weeks ago!
Now that's offensive! Pi day is the third most important and sacred holiday of the year (besides, of course, Christmas and Easter).
Check out This page if you'd like to make pi yourself on your home machine. The longest string the person writing the page knows of for a home computer is 256 million digits with a 400mhz pII. That took 3 days using version 2.2 of Carey Bloodworth's program.
How far can you get?
I don't normally go in for pointless posts, but I figured I'd make an exception on this story just to show off my .sig.
--Phil (And yes, I know that you don't care.)
355/113 -- Not the famous irrational number PI, but an incredible simulation!
I've said it before, and I'll say it again... Go to your favorite DVD seller and get Pi right now. It's a very good movie with a very good story line. You won't regret it. And what better day than today to watch it. In fact, I think I'm going to watch it tonight when I get home. :)
Better form of the equation is:
e^(pi * i) = 1 which unites all the constants we need to know about.
--rama
Um, just curious why you didn't use the much more well known euler equation (is there anything in math euler didn't do?)
e^(Pi*i) = -1
Actually, in mathematics alot of equations are named after the _second_ person to use the equation to avoid naming everything after Euler.
I also use the YYYY-MM-DD format whenever I can (though I didn't know it was an ISO standard until a few months ago). It makes programming a lot easier when you can sort dates chronologically just by comparing their numeric value. Also it turns out that you can fit a code of the format YYYYMMDDnn (where 'nn' is an arbitrary 2-digit number) into a 32-bit integer. One place this is used is in the serial number for DNS records, as in:
slashdot.org
origin = slashdot.org
mail addr = malda.slashdot.org
serial = 2000022300
Are you kidding? This is as stupid as the "This is the last odd day for twelve hundred years!" story. Slashdot is supposed to be "News for Nerds", not "Numerology Tricks for Those Who Have Nothing Better To Do". Well, guess what? This is the last day the date will be 3-14-00 for a thousand years!! So is tomorrow! And yesterday! Three in a row!!! And wait 'till we hit 6-6-6.
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"I find your lack of faith disturbing." -- Darth Vader
This is my second pi day.
Last year we went and figured out the error in the 100 digits of Pi that is carved in stone in Portland's Westbound light rail tunnel.
And don't forget Pi approximation day. 7/22.
"Reactionaries must be deprived of the right to voice their opinions; only the people have that right." - Mao
You sure? I could swear they tried to make it an even 3.
Evidently in 2 Kings they describe an urn in Solomon's temple or something as being one cubit across and three around. That would make the ratio between the two 3.
"Reactionaries must be deprived of the right to voice their opinions; only the people have that right." - Mao
is a club for those of us who love this number. Anyone with an interest in pi may become an associate member; we confer full membership on those who can recite -- respectfully and from memory -- the first 100 digits (base 10) after the decimal point (the last digit is '9').m m
http://www.ast.univie.ac.at/~wasi/PI/pi_club.ht
or
http://www.ast.univie.ac.at/~wasi/PI/pi_klub.ht
(German version).
Official Pi Ambassador -- inquire for details!
>My boss is canadian and he writes his dates
>year-month-day which struck me as a bit odd. Does
>anybody know if this is common?
I'm Canadian, and it's basically a whatever-you-like kind of thing in my part of the country (New Brunswick, Acadian peninsula). American culture is pretty dominant (this *is* North America, after all), but there's enough monarchists, and native french speakers, and first-generation immigrants that it's all pretty messed up. Fortunately, the bank tellers and cashiers here are quick enough to realize what a person means when they write 001504, 4/15/2000 or 15,04,00. I've seen all three, and many more, around here.
Ever since discovering the Internet and finding that most technical people I've met use DDMMYYYY, I've always written it like that just to avoid confusion. Besides, it just makes sense. Smallest unit to largest unit.
http://www.pithmovie.com/
vs
http://www.pithemovie.com/
pronoblem
...if you use proper ISO-8601 dates (YYYY-MM-DD). In fact, PI day will never occur at all. The closest you can get is PI year (3142 - rounding!).
I posted this story, including a link to the Exploratorium Pi Day Page, very early this morning, (read: 12:05am EST), and it was rejected. What are the criteria for posting these day? BTW: If you are in SF Bay area, definatly go to the Exploratorium, i was in CA last year and went, it was really fun.
-mark
-mark
If your computer says LINUX, run...computers can't talk! [unless you have text-speech software]
d'oh. Sorry, I'm an idiot.
How about 31/4/15?
My boss is canadian and he writes his dates year-month-day which struck me as a bit odd
I noticed on my Canadian Tax return form that we write in the date YYYY-MM-DD.
I've noticed that UK writers tend to hand-write dates as eg. 3rd March 1999, whereas USAer's and younger Canadians would tend to use March 3rd 1999.
I believe I was taught in elemantary school to use the former, but all my digital watches display the date MM-DD, so that's how I started writing it. Then I moved to the USA for high school and fit right in.
Now I'm back in Canada, and for my own uses and for the clock on my Mac, I use USA format: MM/DD/YYYY, but always use a leading zero for the Day, but not the Month, just in case.
In any case, I notice most people say March 15, hence the use of MM/DD.
Pope
It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
Not quite. I think you meant
e^(i*pi) + 1 = 0
(to get both the additive and multiplicative identities in there).
This link is to Mike Keith's home page. Among other things, it has Poe's The Raven rewritten so the word lengths match the digits of pi, while keeping the style, rhythm and meaning of the original. It is later expanded into the Cadaeic Cadenza which is a masterpiece.
Definitely. :-)
Mnemonic for pi (from "Bluff your way in mathematics"):
(Count the letters in each word).
The book claims that various obscene versions can be found on the walls of the lavatories in various maths or science departments. (Except at the Cavendish and DAMPT, where they have blackboards in the loos anyway, of course).
For most real applications, the notation log(x) is used to represent log base e. (Note: High School is not a real application.)
Wrong again.. The middle number's the month in the UK. We don't have a fourteenth month. =)
I had a development contract a while ago which involved the handling of data imports via Excel.
The suppliers for the data used lots of different date formats and often entered dd/mm/yy data into an mm/dd/yy format sheet, thereby invalidating dates.
I wrote a nifty algorithm which trends the dates on the sheet and makes a guess at the intended format. When you have a load of dates, you can quite easily work out what the date should be 99% of the time, even if the dates were entered incorrectly.
Excel partly uses the separators (eg, whether a date is entered as 01/02/03 or 01-02-03) to determine the intended format.
Starting in 2001, just under half of all dates expressed with two-digit years are going to be thoroughly ambiguous. This will last until 2012!
The other 4,000,000,000 digits of Pi are considered proprietary as they have great commercial value for decoding the Bible Code in the German King James edition...
No no no, the last pi date Dec 15, 1979.
At 9:27:45 pm, eastern time, to be exact.
The next won't happen for quite a while.
This is assuming we are using the U.S. notation of mm/dd/yy hh:mm for date/time format.
Otherwise, using YYYY/mm/dd hh:mm you have to wait until the year May 9, 3141 for: 3141/5/9 to come around.
My office has been taken over by iPod people.
For 400,000,000 digits, visit http://www.hepl.phys.nagoya- u.ac.jp/~mitsuru/pi-e.html!
I doubt, therefore I may be.
Does anyone know an algorithm for computing individual digits of the natural logarithm base constant (e)? I know the sum of one over n-factorial converges quickly to e but I don't know how to be sure of how many acutal digits are available at each step, and I imagine that there must be a computationally faster mechanism.
Don't believe me? In Indiana, they (almost) did...
Silly americans
I strongly believe that trying to be clever is detrimental to your health. -- Linus Torvalds
Tiny! On this ftp server here they claim to have 4,200,000,000!! But only 200,000,000 for public download. BTW, they're at 6,442,450,000 PI digits now...
What I don't get is: We know it is an irrational number so this is will go on forever. Is there any practical use to knowing PI with such precision or is it just a pissing contest among mathematicians?
I strongly believe that trying to be clever is detrimental to your health. -- Linus Torvalds
search 10 million digits of pi ;>)
download up to 51 billion digits of pi
there's only 4.2 billion digits available for public download, but up to 51 billion can be downloaded by request (if you get them to email 51 billion digits to you, cc me
Use the European standard -- 27.1, i.e., 27 January.
Did? They're still there, even if the company isn't. Along with the monetary pound sign, which had an acquaintance of mine swearing up and down that clearly Commodore was a British company, and using rather charming circular logic (which I can't remember) to try to prove it. Oy.
And most things do seem to be after Euler. Some Gaussian. A whole wack of Cauchy (a touch of Dirichlet), some Euclidean, a splash of Newton, a touch of Taylor, and a jiggle of Riemann and Leibnitz.
:-)
How dare you forget Georg Cantor???
We're going down, in a spiral to the ground
If April actually had 31 days, that would be possible.
Rob "30 days hath September..." Novak
At 3 A.M. you can see people's auras; at five you can see their contrails...
Let's not forget Don McLean's seminal "American Pi" (often misspelt "Pie"). Lots of interesting info here .
Although it's a bit out of date, since it fails to mention the Linux revolution, even though that is clearly mentioned in the song ("do you have faith in God above, if the Bible tells you so" is a clear reference to Linus...)
Any technology which is distinguishable from magic is not sufficiently advanced.
Here at the Math faculty of University of Waterloo, Ontario, we celebrated Pi Day with lots and lots of free pie (at 1:59pm of course!)
:D
I think Nortel Networks sponsored the event. You know you're in a geek-heaven university when...
mmmm... bumbleberry pie... yum!
"The reason that every major university maintains a department of mathematics is that it is cheaper to do this than
Contratulation to ticalc for getting one of their (often considered completely useless) features posted as a slashdot article! That's the first time I've seen one of those, and I've been following both sites for a pretty long time. ticalc.org is finally getting some recognition. For what? I'm not sure; the article was in the humor category.
Anyway, why hasn't anyone posted with how many digits of pi they have memorized (like they have all over the ticalc page)? I must admit I can only do 31 from memory, which is a lot for most poeple, but not very much at all compared to some freaks. 231 was the most claimed so far on the ticalc.org page, 45 the most I've seen in person, and I believe the world record is over 40,000. Yes, that's 40,000.
(There's no point in me posting the actual digits because there's no proof that I memorized them. The claim is just as valid as the digits, on a web forum.)
Funny tips on memorizing pi to 100 decimal places: http://au.4mg.com/pi.htm
Actually, you'd have to wait until 3-14-16 by that logic; 3.14159... rounds to 3/14/16.
Of course, the perfect Pi day would have been 3/14/1593, unless you want to wait a lonnng time and celebrate on 3/14/15926..! (ad nauseaum)
Wheeee....
"There is a diminishing return on caution."
We celebrated PI day in school today also. Our's wasn't as extravagent though. We just wrote songs about PI and brought pies to eat in class. It was a lot of fun though.
I don't think I'll ever break a record, I once had 13 digits of Pi memorized, but now it's gone down to 10 :(
:)
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What about 3-14-15926?
Better start making plans...
MSK
We're supposed to have pie? Damn! and I just finished my pudding.
And here's some music for the younger geeks. Not mine, unattributed author on a home-schooling mailing list.
>
> THE PI SONG
> (to the tune of "Oh Christmas Tree")
>
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> Your digits are unending,
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> No pattern are you sending.
> You're three point one four one five nine,
> And even more if we had time,
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> For circle lengths unbending.
>
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> You are a number very sweet,
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> Your uses are so very neat.
> There's 2 Pi r and Pi r squared,
> A half a circle and you're there,
> Oh, number Pi
> Oh, number Pi
> We know that Pi's a tasty treat.
>
e^(Pi*i) = -1
so, ie = the (Pi*i)th root of -i.
Do we have an equation for netscape too?
BTW, that i^(-i) equation doesn't seem to be correct, mainly because i^i is complex and the righthand side isn't. You can get to Euler's formula from that one, but not the other way around, so they aren't equivalent
sup?
I knew my .sig would be useful someday ;-)
No, that would be "Pi Approximation Day".
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I remember that key fondly. Whenever my brother and I were doing weird stuff on our Vic20, we didn't have a clue what that symbol was, so we called it 'the dog'. There was something really surreal about putting dogs in strings.
Crazy.
Do your job and give a +5 Interesting to this guy
Distributed computation of PI ? It has Distributed, Beowolf, Computing ... only Natalie Portman is missing from the scene ... :)
go to http://www.cecm.sfu.ca/projects/pi hex/pihex.html NOW !
ps: check out the guy's counter... the site will be /.ed in no time
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Communicator 4.7 x86 linux dies when the java part of "Pi the movie" is accessed.
Don't know about other versions/platforms
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This post expresses my opinion, not that of my employer. And yes, IAAL.
Since .au uses the logical format of least significant to most significant, day, month, year.
I think most to least is more logical, to match our base10 numbering system, but month, day, year is just not logical.
War crimes, torture, lies, illegal spying... Would someone give Bush a blowjob, already, so he can be impeached?
If I'm not mistaken doesn't most of the world use dd/mm/yy as their date format as opposed to the mm/dd/yy of north america? In which case 03/14/00 (or more accurately 03/14/15) will never come. Unless of course we add a few more months, which, in my opinion, is well worth it to have a day the whole world can enjoy.
It seems to me that since pi =~ 3.14159, that the real Pi day can only come along once per century. And the next one shoul be coming up March 14, 2016 (3-14-16). Or, better yet, we're a few centuries late: Seems the -real- pi day shoulda been 3-14-1592. And, of course, in 13,000 or so years, we'll possibly have 3-14-15926. Maybe if nanotech and virus-creation technology devlop fast enough, I'll live to see it. :)
An interesting question with an even more interesting answer. In a book by Petr Beckman, i think called "A History of Pi", he provides this example. The distance to the nearest star (proxima centauri) is a few lightyears (I think about 4 lightyears?) Suppose the sun and this star form a diameter of a huge sphere. Now further suppose this sphere is filled to the brim with tiny parameciums, I forget the size of these, but probably estimated as spherical at a few microns or so. Okay, you've now got a huge sphere teaming with googles of paramecia. Now let's take each paramecium and build a straight line with them, spacing each one apart by the few lightyears distance to proxima centauri. Such that you've now got an incomprehensibly large line out to intergalactic space. Now, suppose this incredibly huge line is the diameter of a circle, and the line's length is known to absolute precision. Thus, it is only the uncertainty of pi which prevents an accurate measure of the huge circle's circumference. If one knows pi to a mere 100 digits, the circumference can be calculated to a precision of a few microns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is totally amazing, and crazy how quickly orders of magnitude can jettison out of our understanding. Basically, 10^100 is such a huge number, it would be an extraordinaly rare occurrance to need even close to this much precision. Note, I haven't checked the validity of these measurements, so they may be way off. But it's still something mind-numbing to think about!
make world, not war
Or, more interestingly, "pi seconds is a nanocentury". got that from a fortune. :-)
make world, not war
e^i(pi) + 1 = 0
I think I have that right.. E, Euler's number to the power i (square root of negative 1) + 1 is exactly equal to zero.
Cool.. interesting and weird..
-diggem
I can't tell if you these people are off in their calculation of pi, but I can tell you that you can not generate random numbers in software. Think about it. If you can write a program to generate a set of numbers, it is, by definition, not random. You can't use deterministic means to achieve randomness. Using things like the OSes time/date stamp, you can achieve pseudo-random numbers that would repeat after a few hundred thousand iterations, but that's still not random.
Surely DAMTP - wasn't it the Dept. of Applied Maths and Theoretical Physics. We're talking the one down behind the Anchor, right?
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Friends, I'd like to take a moment or two to discuss with you the biggest whopper in the whole liberal lie of mathematics. The liberals like to tell us that pi is what they call a "transcendental number." This is, of course, shameless liberal jargon that has no meaning whatsoever. They are teaching our children that pi goes on and on forever without repeating itself, and that it is not representable by any polynomial with integer coefficients. This, my friends, represents only the latest in a long string of liberal lies meant to undermine God and his Creation.
The true value of pi is exactly three, as evidence by the Scripture quote above. It is universally agreed by all honest mathematicians that there is no evidence for a transcendental pi. Not one iota. Friends, you and I know that the Bible is the wholly inerrant word of God, and that the liberals are barking up the wrong tree. That doesn't stop them from spreading their socialist "transcendental number" propaganda. See, the liberals like stuff like this. They like anything that makes mankind think of itself as small and insignificant. This makes it easier for them to control the minds of our children. After all, why not listen to some liberal, if you are not capable of fully representing a single number?
This is an out-and-out lie.
The whole mathematical system has been invented by communists so that they can gain a foothold in decent society. Along with this comes the damnable "Metric" system, which was invented in the socialist Mecca of Europe. The liberals want us all to use this "Metric" system. They want to force us into conformity so that they can run our lives. They tried it once in the 1970s
Really, friends, the only unit of measure that we need is the cubit. This is a Biblical, Godly unit of measure that can be used for everything that the socialist Metric system is supposed to be used for. You can say "The Johnson baby was one tenth of a cubit long" or "It is 78.8 quintillion cubits to Alpha Centauri" (though the latter is a lie, of course; the stars are simply fixed points on a celestial sphere that lies somewhere beyond our planet Earth, which is the center of the Universe.) My swimming pool holds forty cubic cubits of water.
So let's fight the fight, friends. Let's fight transcendental numbers. Let's fight the Metric system. Let's wage a war against the liberals that intend to enslave our minds through obfuscated mathematics and anti-God systems of measurement. Write your congressman and school board and insist that they use books that teach that pi == 3 and transcendental numbers don't exist. We can do it, my friends. We can do it if we all stick together.
I didn't write this, but I think it's damn funny.
The Good Reverend
I usually want to spank anyone who makes observations like this, BUT, i might as well make such an observation myself... Most other countries take note of the date as 14-3-00, not 3-14-00. It may look different to you, but it makes a lot more sense. Day, month, year. A progression. Insated of month, day, year which makes no sense.
;)
I only know this kind of trivia because this is the way the mainframe at work keeps track of dates
Esperandi
I can't believe you say it came from an URBAN LEGEND site and then speak it as if it were truth, do you have any clue what an urban rumor is?
Go look it up, but be careful not to rustle the cactus by the bookcase, its filled with spidr eggs and if they hatch we'll have to burn down the house.
Esperandi
e ^ (pi*i) = -1
that one's not too obvious!
e^(pi*i)+1 = 0
this is a very cool theorem because it involves 5 VERY powerful and useful constants. Your mileage may vary...
Mike Roberto
- roberto@soul.apk.net
-- AOL IM: MicroBerto
Berto
I read somewhere that so many things in the movie Pi (which is AMAZING, see it now!) were very alarming and true to many mathemeticians, and that it was very eye-opening, just not another made-up movie. Does anyone have any input on this, or any articles about it?
pi's soundtrack is also very cool, two of the songs are named "(pi)r^2" and "2(pi)r".
Although a lot of the stuff in that movie went over my head, it was VERY thought provoking. I would strongly recommend it to anyone who slashdots
Mike Roberto
- roberto@soul.apk.net
-- AOL IM: MicroBerto
Berto
Bye, bye Miss American Pi drove my Chevy to the levy but the levy was dry an them good ol' boys were drinkin whiskey and rye singin this will be the day that I die, this will be the day that I die.
Ironclad Security only exists when you have Chuck Norris on the shift. Do we really have to discuss this? (Plutonite)
This Mante Carlo method needs real random numbers not psudo-random numbers. Is there another way to find Pi using some other method?
Hey, we all love Pi, but why doesnt e^ have a day? really. It never gets any credit for being an irrational number. and its a very special number
Chaos, Mayhem, and Destruction: Not
"Hmmm....... Pie......." --Homer Simpson
Oops. It's been a while and now I fell rather stupid :(
Slashdot may have a lot of geeks and nerds but the site that this story is on is ****GEEKS ONLY****. (while checking for PC police the poster adds not that their is anything wrong with that.) If your having trouble figuring out what PC means in this context you belong on the other site.
I wanted to do a little trolling when I saw that they had a message board going. Not only was the message board really nifty looking but *they* require you to login. I noticed many fewer troll posts and very few offtopic posts. No moderation that I could see from a very brief examination.
Environmentalists are their own worst enemy. ~tricklenews.com
And don't forget yesterday's Cruel Site of the Day:
Calculating the Value of Pie
Delicious.
I always thought 22nd July (22/7) was Pi Approximation Day.
Incidentally, why do you USA-ers write the date the other way round? Is it just to be awkward?
Awkward is a very nice way of saying it, but I think it is more that we Americans are stubborn idiots.
Sure, at some times I am proud to be an American, but other times I just feel like hiding my head in the sand.
Unfortunately you all keep making the same rounding mistakes. We know that Pi=3.141592653590... (That is properly rounded) so today isn't pi day at all. 3/14/16 would be Pi day, not 3/14/15 as originally counterargued. And many of your other arguments were wrong too.
well.. not exactly.. but very close =)
while (!asleep()) sheep++
Im sure its 3.552567853 (My early Pentium tells me so :)
Ripping an new rectum in the fabric of spacetime.
Does anyone know what the real record for memorizing this is? I've heard lots of wild speculation, but nothing firm. I've memorized 650 digits without any real effort (almost by accident, I have a weird memory), and might actually work at it and go for a record if it is under say 5000. I've heard it may be 42,000 though and I am just not that insane.
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Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Guess which wrote this...
I did see a page about a year or so ago where readers were invited to vote for their favorite value of pi. Along with 22/7, the arctan value and so on was the value "42", in a tribute to Douglas Adams and the meaning of life, the universe, and everything. Apparently "42" won hands down (sure to produce a very odd circle).
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Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Artificial intelligence or natural stupidity?
Guess which wrote this...
it should be rounded up, i agree. however, we are still a few hundred years late. *sigh*
3-14-1593
.sigs are dumb!
I work for a company called Pi Technology. Anyone think we should be campaigning for a day off then? :-)
Although since we're mainly in the UK then the date doesn't really work for us (as numerous gritters have pointed out earlier). Incidentally, why do you USA-ers write the date the other way round? Is it just to be awkward?
Grab.
kevryn's got a new favorite day!!!! Talk about coolness! (I don't care if it is wrong! I like it!) Actually I write my dates DD-MM-YYYY, but since it is usually accepted as MM-DD-YY in my country (*sob*I admit it, I'm an American! (as if you couldn't tell from my spelling, but let's not get into that.)) I'll take what I can get! 'scuse me, must go edit my user info now... Need to add my new favorite holiday!
While we're celebrating pi day, we need to remember that today is also Albert Einstein's birthday. Happy birthday Al!
m l
My favorite formula for pi:
lim (as n approaches infinity) sin(180/n)*cos(180/n)*n
This is the easiest to derive. The area of a regular polygon with n sides and radius R is:
sin(180/n)*cos(180/n)*n*R^2
And since the area of a regular polygon with infinite sides is pi*R^2 (we can prove that it is directly proportional to R^2), we obtain that pi is equal to the above limit.
Of course, this formula is useless if the algorithm you use for sin and cos uses pi. But there are plenty that don't.
We can't forget digit extraction for pi:
Sigma (as n goes from 0 to infinity) (4/(8n+1) - 2/(8n+4) - 1/(8n+4) - 1/(8n+6)) * (1/16)^n
You can find that formula in a legible form at http://www.mathsoft.com/asolve/plouffe/plouffe.ht
And let's not forget our good buddy Ramanajun (sp). The man was an absolute genius. He came up with five or 6 expressions for (are you ready for this?) 1/pi. I'd type them here, but they'd be mulilated in standard text (much like the digit extraction theorem was).
Finally:
pi^2/6 = sigma (as x goes from 1 to infinity) 1/(x^2)
On another fun note, I'll now list off a few other fun tricks with transidential numbers and other fun stuff:
The nth Fibonacci number is (phi^n-psi^n)/sqrt(n)
e^(pi*i) = -1
i^i = e^(-pi*i/2)
tau(tau(15!)) = 42
My favorite is the last one : )
On a final note, you can't appreciate pi until you read The Joy of Pi. You can enjoy some of the fun at www.joyofpi.com The book has all sorts of fun things. Among them are the first 1,000,000 digits of pi printed in the background on every page. (You can find 10,000 at the webpage.) Better still, important digits are marked. Ever wonder what the 3rd digit of pi is? What about the 31st? 314th? 3141st? 31415th?
And, of course, the most important digit: THE 42nd DIGIT OF PI : ) I looked it up once. I think it's a 9.
Why didn't anyone celebrate e day? What about phi day? Why not celebrate the 42nd day of the year?
This concludes yet another edition of "Grant Babbles meaninglessly."
"I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy." -Richard Feynman
You could have sex 3.14 times... On second thought, make that 3 or 4.
Hehe, on a related note, you could eat a pie. Sorry, just had to make those puns.
Eh...
(Learned from the fortune cookie program)
If I were to tell you that there are approximately 31 600 000 seconds in a year, you would probably forget. You are much more likely to remember that to within half a percent, pi seconds is a nanocentury.
Hey, its alright for you Americans. In Europe we have to wait until 3rd Jan 4159. Even in Japan it isn't going to happen until the year 3141 (Sometime in May).
Hmmm 31st of April......Hold on.....
30 days hath September, April, June and a tax offender..........
Nope, it can only work on the Martian calender.
14 March is Pi day only in the USA. The rest of the world population (i.e. 95%) writes 14-03(-2000).
How silly: there is no 14th month, and the year 15 has passed over 1984 years ago. BTW, the asteroid that was number 3142 on the list of confirmed discoveries has been named "kilopi" later http://cfa-www.harvard.e du/iau/lists/NumberedMPs03001.html
Actually we're 408 years late, pi day was on 3-14-1592...
The value of e is approximately 2.71828182846. The problem is that the first two digits after the decimal point are "7" and "1". February 71?? I suppose you could use Feb. 7th and use only the first digits after the decimal.
Another problem is that e is not as well known as pi.
P.S. Remember how the Commodore 8-bit computers (PET, VIC20, C-64, etc.) had the pi symbol right on their keyboard (shift+ uparrow), and you could use it in your BASIC programs? With today's computers and languages, you must define pi yourself, and you can't type it without a special font.
In most other languages, like French, and probably Greek, itself, where "pi" comes from, "pi" is pronouced like "pee."
So, I think I might have to "pi" soon, too!
Not all USA-ers write their dates incorrectly. One day a couple years ago I started thinking about how strange the usual US date format is and ever since I've written my dates day-month-year. Usually to keep from confusing people (like on checks and stuff) I'll actually write out the month rather than use the number. My boss is canadian and he writes his dates year-month-day which struck me as a bit odd. Does anybody know if this is common?
and when i press my face against the frosted shower stall
my old high school celebrated pi day every year. mu alpha theta (the math club) used it as a way to make money. they have a plywood stand-up that has a pic of "a-cute" angel and a "right" angel with the value of pi painted all around the plywood. the heads of the angels are cut out and teachers and the principle take turns sticking their faces in the holes. students can buy whipped cream pies for a dollar and throw them at their favorite (or least favorite) teacher. my senior year i was working the pi booth at lunch and somebody payed me $5 for a chance to throw one at me (they missed btw).
and when i press my face against the frosted shower stall
Not only "common", but acutally an ISO standard (8601). See for instance Info on ISO 8601. And I would actually recommend it, for all the reasons mentioned.
I had a faint hope that the entire world would come to their senses and convert just to be Y2K compatible; but, alas, we are now swamped with those darned "00" dates. I have used the format myself since the mid 90'ies (sp?), but I am of course a self-righteous overachieving little nerd-meister.
Vidar Larsen
ln(x)!=log(x) for x!=1
Sorry, but on my calculator I get:
3*log(640320)/sqrt(163) = 1.3643763538418412510868468801839
3*ln(640320)/sqrt(163) = 3.1415926535897930164958886531967
pi = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795
Click here to crash Windows98
Talking of Pi...
...
Does anyone actually remember that 80's computer game Pi-mania
It ran on ye olde 8 bit's (well the much loved Sinclair Spectrum anyway) and for the life of me I could never fathom it out.
Did anyone ever actually finish Pi-Mania ?, and if so did they actually win the supposed prize?
Come on some one must remember the abomination that was Pi-Mania (In the so bad its good category)
How about "Pi Mania" the song
http://www.nvg.org/data/bbc/audio/PiMania.mp3
If you want to learn more about Pi or maybe about someone who just about worships pi check out Eve Astrid Andersson's page at http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~eveander/
Three point one four one
Five nine two six five three six
(Rounded up). Hooray!
You can participate in the search for the 1000 trillionth bits (10 e+15) of Pi.
http://www.cecm.sfu.ca/projects/pihex/pihex.html
Privious result discovered by PiHex
The Forty Trillionth Bit of Pi = '0'
The Five Trillionth Bit of Pi = '0'
DiamondSulin
The earliest calculations of Pi were not done by the Greeks. The Great Pyramid at Giza is traditionally dated at 3500 BC. The ratio of it's circumference to it's height is exactly 2pi to 1. In the Teotihuacan, outside of Mexico city, the temple of the Sun has a circumference to height ratio of 4pi to one. And in both places the only hard scientific data available places their dates at around 10,500 BC. As it became fashionable to analyze the mathematical and astronomical significance of theses ancient buildings(late 80's), scientists began to discover insane mathematical/astronomical puzzles built in to their structures. It's pretty fascinating stuff.
Here's the invitation: http://eve.arsdigita.com/pi-day -invitation-2000.tcl
Christ!I just had my PC work out the digits in PI in base 11 notation and after it did a few million digits over the course of 4 days everything stopped and there was only 0's and 1's!Like so:
0000000000000000000000000
0000000000011000000000000
0000000001100110000000000
0000000110000001100000000
0000011000000000011000000
0000000110000001100000000
0000000001100110000000000
0000000000011000000000000
0000000000000000000000000
Screw SETI@home I'm building my own fricking antenna!
The source of the data
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Thus Spake ComradePenguin
I'm looking forward to 3-14-15 at 9:26:53.59 in the morning. Seems like a much more accurate time / date that the others proposed.
-Falcor
If you're referring to the basin described as "ten cubits across and thirty cubits in circumference" keep in mind that cubits aren't exact measures as feet/inches/meters are today. if you assume a cubit is about 18 inches, the difference between 30 cubits and 31.4 cubits is about 9 inches or so. this is about 5% error, which isn't extremely unreasonable.
Here is a link that will lead you to several numbers like (Pi, e or the Golden Ratio) and how they were calculated http://www.lacim.uqam.ca/piDATA/
... 206,158,430,000 digits .... http://www.lacim.uqam.ca/piDATA/pi 206billion.txt
Here is a billion of decimals digits of Pi !!!! http://www.lacim.uqam.ca/piDATA/PI/
here is an explanation on they're latest record
A lot of things to explore... and memorize
In sweden (And possibly other countries), the format of dates are year-month-day, thus it's a bit more accurate. Bad though that MAX_MINUTE=60, otherwise 00-03-14 15/92/65 would have existed...
--The knowledge that you are an idiot, is what distinguishes you from one.
--The knowledge that you are an idiot, is what distinguishes you from one.
No, it was already past 408 years ago:
3-14-1592
Not only is today Pi Day, it is also Albert Einstein's Birthday! Have a Relitivistic Day!
By amazing coincedence, I was actually watching Pi last night.
"12:45, Restate my assumptions..."
A wealthy eccentric who marches to the beat of a different drum. But you may call me "Noodle Noggin."
Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati
What makes you think you need 14 months?
3rd January 2042 works nicely enough by the system they're suggesting here but I'd have to be picky and prefer the same day in 416 or 4159. Neither of which will, I suspect, have been or be seen by anyone in this forum.
Not even Methuselah was _that_ old...
Greg
Greg
(Inside a nuclear plant)
Aaaarrrggh! Run! The canary has mutated!
pi = -2*i*ln(i) by definition.
the correct fomula is in the subject... but it sucks... 'cause it converges really slowly.
Become a FSF associate member before the low #s are used
Yes. You can prove this easily using similar triangles. <cough, cough>
perl -e 'fork||print for split//,"hahahaha"'
... give or take a bit.
perl -e 'fork||print for split//,"hahahaha"'
Whoops, here's the correct URL: Music based on Pi"
Right here. Scroll down a bit for Pi, musical compositions based on pi (or down a little bit more for "Two Works"). No kidding. This is from an underground Seattle musician, so you'll be the only person in town with it :) I heard it a few years ago; tis good. Odd, yes, but good.
In other words, someone had a talent for constrained writing and way too much time on his hands, and this is the result...
--
Win dain a lotica, en vai tu ri silota
For the Project Gutenberg edition of the first 10K digits of Pi, try:
http://metalab.unc.edu/gutenbe rg/etext93/pimil10.txt
I don't think it's a pissing competition amongst mathematicians so much - there are already a large number of methods worked out to calculate pi - the simplest I can remember is pi/4 = 1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ... but more amongst the people with large computers with spare time on their hands :)
There's a book called the "History of Pi" by Peter Beckmann. Click here to find out more, if you're not boycotting Amazon or something like that. It's a fascinating read, not at all dull, and highly opinionated - he doesn't hesistate to dismiss groups of people as morons, like the Romans.
Happy pi day.
n ary
h tml
r Pi.pdf
This is the perfect occasion to spread the message of
The Miraculous Baily-Borwein-Plouffe Pi Algorithm
It is an algorithm to compute the n'th digit of Pi in any base, in
particular it is possible to compute the n'th decimal digit without
having to compute the n-1 first digits. This is a truly amazing
result. We know that pi is irrational (Euler) and that pi is
trancedental (Lindemann, 1982) and thus is highly irregular. That the
n'th digit of pi is computable is therefore very surprising. There are
only a countable number of computer algorithms and thus there are only
countable any numbers that have the property that their n'th number is
computable.
On "Fabrice Bellard's Pi Page":
http://www-stud.enst.fr/~bellard/pi/index.html#bi
one can find an article that explains the algorithm together with an
implementaion in c (two pages long). The remarkable thing is that the
algorithm uses only normal integers and doubles. That is, one need not
implement arbitrary precision arithmetic.
The algorithm is new, 1996. In another thread the corresponding
program is shown for base 16, but I much prefer the base 10 version
:-)
References:
The original article concerning base 10 is
"On the computation of the n'th decimal digit of various
transcendental numbers." by Simon Plouffe, November 30, 1996.
and can be found at
http://www.lacim.uqam.ca/plouffe/Simon/articlepi.
History:
A very readable account of the history of computations of pi is the
"The quest for pi by Bailey, Plouffe and the Borweins." this can be
found at
http://www.lacim.uqam.ca/plouffe/Simon/TheQuestfo
Here they also answer why it is fun to compute many digits of pi. In
the beginning the mathematicians wanted to know many digits of pi to
find out whether pi was irrational or not. Euler showed that pi was
irrational (the proof is not that hard). Later Lindemann in 1882
showed that pi was trancedental, that is pi is root in no polynomial
with integer coefficents. Today it is customary to compute many digits
of pi on new super computers. In 1982 sun (?) actually found some
obscure hardware bug due to a pi program.
--
Jens Axel Søgaard -- http://www.jasoegaard.dk
A Mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdös
-- A Mathematician is a machine for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdös
The HREF pointing to the official movie site is broken; it in fact leads to http://www.pithmovie.com/" The trailing quote is interpreted as part of the URL and as such, simply 404's.
Either put the beginning quote in or leave them both out, but at least match it up for those more inclined to click on links instead of typing (and/or fixing them).
private char nth_pi (int n) {' C','D','E','F'};
/* sum_k 16^(n-k)/(8*k+m) */
/* expm = 16^p mod ak. */
// Bailey-Borwein-Plouffe Algorithm for arbitrary digit calculations.
// only valid upto 2 ^ 24 for java IEEE precision.
int loop; String Schx = "";
double piFraction, s1, s2, s3, s4;
char[] chx = new char[16]; int i,nhx; double y,x;
char[] hx = {'0','1','2','3','4','5','6','7','8','9','A','B',
s1 = series (1, n);s2 = series (4, n);s3 = series (5, n);
s4 = series (6, n); piFraction = 4. * s1 - 2. * s2 - s3 - s4;
piFraction = piFraction - (int) piFraction + 1.;x=piFraction;nhx=16; y = Math.abs(x);
for (i = 0; i < 16; i++){
y = 16. * (y - Math.floor (y));
chx[(int)i] = hx[(int)Math.abs(y)];
} for (loop=0;loop<16;loop++)
Schx = Schx + chx[loop];
return chx[0]; }
private double series (int m, int n)
{ int k; double ak, eps, p, s, t; eps = 0.00000000000000001;
s = 0.;
for (k = 0; k < n; k++){
ak = 8 * k + m; p = n - k;
t = expm (p, ak); s = s + t / ak;
s = s - (int) s;}
for (k = n; k <= n + 100; k++){
ak = 8 * k + m;
t = Math.pow (16., (double) (n - k)) / ak;
if (t < eps) break;
s = s + t; s = s - (int) s;
} return s; }
private double expm (double p, double ak)
{ int i; int j; double p1, pt, r;
if (tp1 == 0) {
tp1 = 1; tp[0] = 1.;
for (i = 1; i < 25; i++) {tp[i] = 2. * tp[i-1];}} if (ak == 1.) return 0.;
for (i = 0; i < 25; i++) if (tp[i] > p) break;
pt = tp[i-1];
p1 = p;
r = 1.;
for (j = 1; j <= i; j++){
if (p1 >= pt){ r = 16. * r; r = r - (int) (r / ak) * ak;
p1 = p1 - pt; } pt = 0.5 * pt;
if (pt >= 1.){ r = r * r;
r = r - (int) (r / ak) * ak; } }
return r; }
and the following are global :
static int tp1 = 0;
static double[] tp = new double[25];
And here is an HTTP link: http://wuarchive.wustl .edu/doc/gutenberg/etext93/pimil10.txt
So there we were in Topology class. The class was being taught by the "Super Texas" method, which means we are given a few premises, and we work up an entire field of mathematics through proof. Each student had to prove things on the board in front of the other students. I said "OK let's take an irrational number...umm...Pi.." when suddenly, from the back of the class came "how do you know that Pi is irratoinal?" I spent the rest of the class proving it (off the top of my head, with much help from the professor). Needless to say, from then on, we used 1.01001000100001... or 2^.5 as our favorite irrational numbers.
Thank you for not thinking.
In 1897, the state of Indiana nearly passed a bill decreeing that Pi is equal to 3.2 (it also said that sqrt(2) = 10/7). The bill unanimously passed the state House of Representatives (on a vote of 67-0), and went from there to the Senate. First it was referred to the Committee on Temperance, apparently as a joke, and the committee recommended approval. Then there was a floor debate in the Senate, full of puns and ridicule, in which all of the Senators who spoke admitted their ignorance on the merits of the bill. Importantly, they didn't kill it because it was a mathematical falsehood, but because the Senators thought they shouldn't be writing a law about something like that.
:-)
There's a story about it on the urban legends site. Evidently, a crank mathematician named Dr. Edwin J. Goodwin M.D. "discovered" this new fact about Pi, and offered to let Indiana use it in their school textbooks without royalties if they passed the law. His state Representative bought into it and introduced the bill.
I wonder if Kansas has any plans these days concerning Pi?
Always keep a sapphire in your mind
Pi? Why, I remember many years ago when I first heard the Story of Pi. I was just a little sprig of a troll, sitting on my grandfather's knee in our cozy little cave beneath the bridge. Oh, those were the days, when goats were plenty, the nights were long and hardly ever did the Karma Whores sell their warez by the river bank. And then there was pi . . .
What?!?! You NEVER heard the Story of Pi? Well, sit down laddie! Grab yourself a fondue fork and I'll learn you REAL good.
It all happened many many many many many years ago. Before I was born. Way back in the days of my granddaddy's poppa's great-grandfather's aunt's father's mother's granddad. The world was full of wonders even beyond my senile waxing. It was around this time that the Darkly Darkly wood was Open Sourced to all, and the knights of Slash ran amok spreading their Perl of Wisdom.
There was one little troll, much like yourself, only not quite as stinky. He was named Bgialtels, and was the brother of my granddaddy's poppa's great-grandfather's aunt's father's mother's granddad. He was an angry little man, as most of us are, and wasn't happy with the Order of the Benevolent Single Druids, of which my granddaddy's poppa's great-grandfather's aunt's father's mother's granddad was a part. He thought that they must be distroyed, and so he came up with a plan.
Bgialtels summoned demons at the annual Faeries Unified Dinner to run amok over the desert tables. At first everyone ignored them, even my granddaddy's poppa's great-grandfather's aunt's father's mother's granddad, but soon it became a problem. Action needed to be taken. After fourteen hours of havoc, my granddaddy's poppa's great-grandfather's aunt's father's mother's granddad placed upon the table 3.1428571 cherry pies in a carefully calculated place which made the demons slip into the flaming cheese fondue. Screaming in agony, the demons lashed out, managing only to take the final "e" off the word, leaving us with Pi.
And that, my little friends, is where easter . . . I mean PI came from.
thankyoutheend
Shouldn't the declaration of Pi day wait until 3-14-15?