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  1. Re:You could at least tell us when TFA is paywalle on Michigan About To Ban Tesla Sales · · Score: 1

    You're (dubiously) assuming that most /.ers read TFA in the first place...

  2. Beware on Google Announces Motorola-Made Nexus 6 and HTC-Made Nexus 9 · · Score: 1

    Stay away from the Nexus 6 -- its a killer.

  3. Re:A small vat of organic liquid? on First Demonstration of Artificial Intelligence On a Quantum Computer · · Score: 1

    Next up, Genuine People Personalities.

  4. But wait, there's more... on Seattle Passes Laws To Keep Residents From Wasting Food · · Score: 1, Informative

    That isn't even the dumbest thing Seattle did this week.

  5. Which one? on Say Goodbye To That Unwanted U2 Album · · Score: 4, Funny

    You're going to need to be more specific about which "unwanted U2 album" you are talking about.

  6. Re:Downloading music for free? Scandelous! on Say Goodbye To That Unwanted U2 Album · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yet another reason to avoid iTunes...

  7. Re:Not good enough on Say Goodbye To That Unwanted U2 Album · · Score: 5, Funny

    I will not be satisfied until Apple provides a tool to remove Bono entirely.

    Would that be a tool removal tool?

  8. The Switch on Researchers Working On Crystallizing Light · · Score: 5, Funny

    We've secretly replaced their regular coffee with light crystals... Let's see if they notice.

  9. Oh, really? on DoT Proposes Mandating Vehicle-To-Vehicle Communications · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm already quite good at vehicle-to-vehicle communication.

  10. Where is Paul Harvey when you need him? on 33 Months In Prison For Recording a Movie In a Theater · · Score: 1

    And now it's time for the rest of the story...

  11. Re:I want to play global thermonuclear war on DARPA Uses Preteen Gamers To Beta Test Tomorrow's Military Software · · Score: 2

    how about a nice game of chess?

  12. Hint... on DARPA Uses Preteen Gamers To Beta Test Tomorrow's Military Software · · Score: 1

    Gouge out the Giant's eyes...

  13. Do they really know? on MIT Considers Whether Courses Are Outdated · · Score: 2

    Students don't know what they don't know.

  14. Is this me? on Alleged Massive Account and Password Seizure By Russian Group · · Score: 3, Funny

    Or is the hacker that stole my /. credentials writing this post?

  15. We're off to outer space on Japan To Launch a Military Space Force In 2019 · · Score: 1
    We're leaving Mother Earth, To save the human race, Our Star Blazers...

    yada yada yada

  16. Re:Good... on Unesco Probing Star Wars Filming In Ireland · · Score: 1

    I will say, in Christensen's defense, by the end of the prequel trilogy he had mastered the chin-down-eyes-up menacing glower.

  17. Good... on Unesco Probing Star Wars Filming In Ireland · · Score: 5, Funny

    Keep an eye on them so they don't do something stupid... Like Jar Jar. Or Hayden Christensen.

  18. Argument Clinic? on Researchers Design Bot To Conduct National Security Clearance Interviews · · Score: 1

    It's pretty easy to program a gainsaying computer generated head. You could make it look like John Cleese...

  19. Old news... on Researchers Print Electronic Memory On Paper · · Score: 5, Funny

    I've been printing my memory on paper since I could hold a pencil...

  20. Re:Ain't that a bitch? on Man Behind Hacks of Bush Family and Other Celebs Indicted In the US · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Two wrongs... etc, etc, etc...

  21. "A Better Life" on Apple Says Many Users 'Bought an Android Phone By Mistake' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Really... This phone or that phone will give you "a better life"?!? You need to get a life before you can have a better one.

  22. Wait, what? on German Scientists Successfully Test Brain-Controlled Flight Simulator · · Score: 3, Insightful

    You mean up until now pilots have been flying without using their brain?!?

  23. Re:Yes on Can Cyborg Tech End Human Disability By 2064? · · Score: 1

    We will be able to grow body some body parts and build cybernetic body parts to create our very own cyborg armies. What could go wrong?

  24. Re:Can Cyborg Tech End Human Disability By 2064? on Can Cyborg Tech End Human Disability By 2064? · · Score: 1

    I don't have $6 million dollars. Do you?

  25. Descent? I'd take decent... on It's Time For the Descent Games Return · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Still wait for decent games to make a comeback.