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  1. Re:Limited unlimited on Comcast To Charge $30 For Unlimited Data Over 300GB Cap · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem is that often they have been granted monopoly status but rarely are they held to the same standards that other monopoly utilities (power, gas, landline phone, etc.) are held to, such as requiring universal coverage within their service area rather than just the most profitable parts, approval required from some governing board before rate hikes, etc.

  2. Re: Hang on a minute... on Systemd Absorbs "su" Command Functionality · · Score: 1

    That's Systemd/Linux. Linux is only the kernel you know.

  3. Re: Entire US... on Comcast Planning Gigabit Cable For Entire US In 2-3 Years · · Score: 2

    I suspect they will roll out one installation in each state they do business in and declare the project complete.

  4. Re: Very sad - but let's get legislation in place on Ashley Madison Hack Claims First Victims · · Score: 1

    She's (sadly) more qualified than most politicians on tech issues. At least she knows what a mail server is. Many still don't even use email.
    Trump would build a firewall and try to get the hackers to pay for it.

  5. Re: Just starting now? on Airline Begins Weighing Passengers For 'Safety' · · Score: 1

    Soon the airlines will, like the women's fashion industry, assume that the average person is an 80lb size 0 and they will expect everyone to conform to those unrealistic standards our past for multiple tickets based on how many multiples of this you weigh.

  6. Re:13 minutes off, 27 hours per day on North Korea Is Switching To a New Time Zone · · Score: 1

    The Great Leader doesn't want to conform to imperialist standards, so his new standard is 13 minutes off hours, and its days are 27 hours long so his people can work longer hours. Also, the Gread Leader made Earth rotate slower, to match is new time standard. On His birthday, as his PR agency announced, Earth will stand still for an hour out of respect for the Great Leader. This is all true, I kid you not.

    I saw a report the other day of NK having sent an astronaut to Saturn who landed and planted the NK flag and collected some rock samples.
    Neat trick being a gas giant.

  7. Re: Oracle on Oracle To Debut Low-Cost SPARC Chip Next Month · · Score: 2

    You misspelled Ellison.

  8. Re:Thick? on Astronauts' Skin Gets Thinner In Space, Scientists Say · · Score: 2

    No, too many thin skinned people already. We need to figure out how to reverse the process and apply it to the entire Internet.

  9. I'm sure I've seen this video on Youtube but I don't remember Johnny Depp being in it.

  10. Re: Maybe I could have on 65,000+ Land Rovers Recalled Due To Software Bug · · Score: 1

    Some people's watches have more computing power than Apollo 11. Including the mainframes on the ground.

  11. Re:Customer Support is clueless about this on Comcast Launches Streaming Service and Unveils Pricing For 2G Fiber · · Score: 3, Funny

    Short Version:
    Customer: I would like to sign up for 2Gbps fiber service.
    Comcast: Sorry, It's not available in your location.
    Customer: But I haven't given you my address.
    Comcast: Doesn't matter.

  12. Re: Customers vs Patients on The Cure Culture: Our Obsession With Cures That Are 'Just Around the Corner' · · Score: 1

    Or, make the cure hideously expensive like they are doing with some of the new hepatitis medications that cost about half a million dollars for the complete regimen.

  13. Re:Coincidentally... on Most Doctors Work While Sick, Despite Knowing It's Bad For Patients · · Score: 5, Funny

    Plus they could get to treat their patient again for whatever illness they gave them. Bonus!

  14. Re: 5 Laws? on Volkswagen Factory Worker Killed By a Robot · · Score: 2

    When marriage is banned only outlaws will have in-laws.

  15. Re: It's that time... on Volkswagen Factory Worker Killed By a Robot · · Score: 2

    Sorry, the robot left. But you can wait here, It said it would be coming back.

  16. Re:Still too expensive on Aiming To Beat Tesla's "3", Chevy Tests and Teases a Cheaper 200-Mile Electric Car · · Score: 1

    2015 Nissan Versa S Close, Base price is $11,990. Of course that doesn't get you much.

  17. Re:Thank you Mr. Heston on Drone Diverts Firefighting Planes, Incurring $10,000 Cost · · Score: 1

    Amazingly, guns are not the solution to every problem, despite what the NRA has told you.

    No, sometimes explosives are the right tool for the job.

  18. Re:The Dothraki are against the TMT on Protesters Block Effort To Restart Work On Controversial Hawaii Telescope · · Score: 1

    Correct. I need to stop posting near bedtime.

  19. Re:Well its simple on Charter Hires Net Neutrality Activist To Make Policy · · Score: 1

    I really don't get along with my neighbors well enough to try to sell them on switching to cable. Also (more importantly) the main reason I called Charter in the first place was my wife wanted to cut cable/internet expenses and Charter was more expensive than our current satellite and DSL provider.

  20. The Dothraki are against the TMT on Protesters Block Effort To Restart Work On Controversial Hawaii Telescope · · Score: 1

    Jason Momoa A Hawaiian native, has posted a YouTube video in opposition to the TMT.
    Seriously, You don't want to mess with Khal Drogo!

  21. Re:Well its simple on Charter Hires Net Neutrality Activist To Make Policy · · Score: 1

    Actually they told me that if I could get one neighbor to sign up they would waive the installation fees, but at that point I was sufficiently pissed off at them for not being willing to run cable 1 block.

  22. Re:Well its simple on Charter Hires Net Neutrality Activist To Make Policy · · Score: 1

    if they are the first out of the gate they will get the most customers if they actually follow through with their changes. They really have nothing to lose and everything to gain by giving the customer the features that are requested the most.

    If these guys really wanted more customers they wouldn't have quoted me a price of nearly $3000 to run cable less than 1 block to my house. (which would potentially get up to 5 of my neighbors as customers as well.)

  23. PFfft. on Your Next Allstate Inspector Might Be a Drone · · Score: 3, Funny

    Allstate Drones? Booooring. I want to hear about the teleporter that State Farm uses to transport an agent to you when you sing their jingle!

  24. Re:Different types of terms on MEAN Vs. LAMP: Finding the Right Fit For Your Next Project · · Score: 0

    As long as they don't replace it with Erlang, because then it would just be LAME.

    What does web development have to do with MP3 encoding?

  25. Re:Playing devil's advocate here... on Is the End of Government Acceptance of Homeopathy In Sight? · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with having placebos? Placebos work.

    Placebos are an excellent treatment for hypochondria.