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  1. Re:As much as I hate to say it.. on Fark Founder Drew Curtis Explains How Fark Beat a Patent Troll · · Score: 2

    Not much difference really. Easier to get hunting permits for turkeys though.

  2. Re:As much as I hate to say it.. on Fark Founder Drew Curtis Explains How Fark Beat a Patent Troll · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tell Ted Nugent that they are a bunch of Democrats.

  3. Re:Agreement on Macbook Owner With Defective GPU Beats Apple In Court · · Score: 1

    Two year contract on a blackberry should be punishment enough.

  4. Re:Cool, but... on Macbook Owner With Defective GPU Beats Apple In Court · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thats the problem. The lawyers made millions and all Apple got was a $10 coupon off thier next nvidia purchase.

  5. Re:Agreement on Macbook Owner With Defective GPU Beats Apple In Court · · Score: 4, Funny

    Agreed. Fuck this guy.

    He should be banished from Apple Island and be forced to walk the cursed earth... using Windows Phone.

    I think that forcing Windows Phone on him counts as cruel and unusual punishment.

  6. Re:Customers don't know about windows? on Operators: Nokia Would Sell Better With Android · · Score: 1

    It was an Italian car? Windows was probably installed to increase its reliability.

    It was Italian. Windows running on Italian automotive electrics just seems like the kind of car you'd rent in Hell.

    Cars in hell have British electrical, Italian mechanicals, and run Windows.

  7. Re:Just turn off the car? on Mandatory Brake-Override Proposed For All Cars · · Score: 1

    Two seconds is a long time when you are barreling down the highway at 120 mph pannicing because your car won't slow down.

  8. Re:Just turn off the car? on Mandatory Brake-Override Proposed For All Cars · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Many if not all of the cars involved in unintended acceleration incidents had keyless ignition. In an emergency shutting off the engine isn't as easy as turning the key a quarter turn. Yet another reason I'm not a fan of keyless ignition.

  9. Re:Quite the opposite. on FBI Wants To "Advance the Science of Interrogation" · · Score: 1

    Using IE6 is punishment enough.

  10. Re:Wow! on Chinese Firms Ignore Licensing Mandate For Stem Cell Therapy · · Score: 1

    All they are doing is bringing in money from gullible and desperate foreigners. Nothing that would be a threat to the Chineese government.

  11. Re:A predictable outcome... on North Korea Shows Off Space Center and Launches Missile · · Score: 1

    The Navy still has ship mounted laser weapons.

  12. Re:No on ICANN's Brand-Named Internet Suffix Application Deadline Looms · · Score: 1

    As far as I am concerned we already have a .xxx TLD, it's just blocked in it's entity like out would be if it we're actually implemented. (seriously, if you ran a porn site you would probably register a .xxx to keep someone else from stealing your site name but have it redirect to your .com address.)

  13. Re:Only if you have pointy ears... on ICANN's Brand-Named Internet Suffix Application Deadline Looms · · Score: 1

    The average person thinks .com is the internet. Just have browses append .com and we're there except for the part about generating money for registrars. (i think Netscape used to do that by default, not sure if newer browsers do.)

  14. Re:I have no idea on The First Universal Quantum Network · · Score: 5, Funny

    It means that traceroute will be able to tell you response times or router addresses but not both.

  15. Re:Canadian digital currency on Canadian Mint To Create Digital Currency · · Score: 4, Funny

    "And unlike BitCoin, a peer-to-peer hosted digital currency with a fluctuating value, MintChip is simply a new way to exchange Canadian dollars. Plus, itâ(TM)s backed by the Canadian government. "

    Try imagining my original post spoken by Dave Thomas or Rick Moranis.

  16. Canadian digital currency on Canadian Mint To Create Digital Currency · · Score: 1, Funny

    So it's like bitcoin eh?

  17. Re:You're not thinking trollish enough. on Expect a Flood of Competitions As US Tries To Spur Public Inventions · · Score: 2

    On a computer is passe. It's on a mobile device or using social media now.

  18. Re:Sony's war on their customers on Sony Projects Record Losses of $6.4 Billion · · Score: 1

    Circuit City. Best Buy is too customer friendly.

  19. Re:McAfee for insulin pumps next on McAfee Claims Successful Insulin Pump Attack · · Score: 1

    Probably. Based on my experience with McAfee I'd rather take my chances with the viruses.

  20. Re:McAfee for insulin pumps next on McAfee Claims Successful Insulin Pump Attack · · Score: 3, Funny

    You say that now but just wait a week or two when they release mcaffe medical edition.

  21. Re:internet on McAfee Claims Successful Insulin Pump Attack · · Score: 1

    It isn't connected.

    But it could be (then you would patent it, I suppose.)

    While this is interesting and all and potentially could be used at a high value directed target, as a general problem it's pretty limited. There aren't many insulin pumps out there, there are several manufacturers and I would imagine the exploit is device specific.

    I'm not sure just why the manufacturer thinks the pump needs to have a wireless function though. If it needs to talk to another device, I would have used a small magnetic cable (so it doesn't get pulled out). Easy peasy as opposed to convincing a wireless device to talk to something else.

    Apple has a patent on magnetically connected cables that they are pretty aggressive about protecting so that wouldn't work. On the other hand I have a deep fryer that has a similar cable that pre dates Apple's implementation by several years.

  22. Re:Ron Paul on Santorum Suspends Presidential Campaign · · Score: 1

    Right on. Just when you think you can support him he says somethingthat makes you wonder what looney bin he escaped from.

  23. Re:Why! on Ask Slashdot: Finding a Trustworthy VPN Service? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Why go through all that trouble just to watch crappy, advertising-riddled American TV? You're in Europe! I don't understand why anyone would *want* to watch US TV unless they had no other choice (meaning, they live in the US).

    Just watch BBC and see what will be on US TV in a few years.

  24. Re:No surprises here on Major Textbook Publishers Sue Open-Education Textbook Start-Up · · Score: 1

    Ignorance is bliss. Knowledge is too expensive.

  25. Re:Boo hoo for the dinosaurs on Major Textbook Publishers Sue Open-Education Textbook Start-Up · · Score: 1

    Since you can't copyright facts and figures only their presentation and form, as long as the arrangement, structure and alignment is different, they don't have a leg to stand on.

    Facts schmacts we have lawyers and a huge legal budget. - textbook publishers